Gravolti
Manley Hubbell
THE VOYAGE DOWN TO GRAVOLTI:
mostly a mythical tail about travel TO GRAVOLTI (erg e-24)
it mostly begins in the Past { perhaps at impact SL9/Jupiter }
but whenever, wherever it began below on the erg energy scale
AND on the present schedule ETA "eVolt" = the year 2000
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{ ! preposed words for units of energy for each scale level}
{ _ preposed words for units of force for each scale level}
72 ??Myr ?+25 _pufif e 42 O___blartor ! wowe( )
66 ?yr ?+16 _sight e 36 Fs.olar ! * ( )
60 ?14 3/4d?+9 _sheen e 30 Tp.actor ! * ( )
54 ?day ?+4 _shake e 24 Rh.itcore! * ( )
48 ?11hr kM _blite 4.2 e 18 kTonn ( )
42 ?hr M _warmh 3.6 e 12 kWhr ( )
36 SEC METER M/S NEWTON 10 e 6 Joule WATT kg ( 3)
30 s cm cm/s dyne 1 e 0 erg gram (1)
24 s CM _lyte e -6 bolt ! ( )
18 s mm _stat 1.6 e-12 eVolt ( )
12 cs ?-4 _riff e-18 parton ! ( )
6 ms ?-9 _felt e-24 gravolti ! ( )
0 us ?-16 _raff e-30 construkt ! plank ( )
^1.? ^2 VELO erg0 ^3 ? ^4 ?
{--default--} &Acc {factor} energy E?
E6 TIME LENGTH CITY FORCE{fudge} [e6] WORK POWER MASS
***[ PREPOSED TABLE of metaPHYSICAL UNITS ]*********
__d3__ clock 3: Planets orbits the Sun // Planets Spin on axis
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KE = KE KENETIC ENERGY = 10.0*10^6 erg
KH = KE / 3600000! Kilo Watt Hours = 3.6*10^12 erg
KT = KE / 4.2E+12 Kilo Tonne TNT = 4.2*10^18 erg
RH = KE / 1E+18 Rh.itcore scale = *10^24 erg
CR = INT(CD / 1000) Cr.ater scale = log?)*10^24 erg
TP = KE / 1E+24 Tp.actor scale = 10^30 erg
FS = KE / 1E+30 F.lare S.olar = 10^36 erg
OB = KE / 1E+36 Ob.liveration = 10^42 erg
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scale conversion confusion arizes at 10^24 ergs where two
different scales ( both nonlinear ) are use in descriptive
narations. to attempt to overcome present earthling confusion
a confusing linear scale has been introduced at e24 called Rh.
defigned as being 1 million kilo tonne or 1 thousand Mega Tonne
whomever does the final formulation should find that the linear
Rh. scale (e24erg) and the logrythmic Cr. scale (e24erg) cross
near the lower( single didget) end of there respective scales.
of course this explination cannot be consider the final or
official word on this confusion, and the hope was the confusion
would eventually be displaced or resloved. I have avoided
mention of the Richter scale as it does not appear in my
college dictionary, but it also competes in the e24erg class
James Kibo Parry
>
> Friday Voyage to Gravolti. (e-24) ? -0,-6,-12,-18,-24,-40
Mmm, I love the rich tomatoey taste of Gravolti, new from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee.
Boy-Ar-Dee, the name that spells BAD.
> THE VOYAGE DOWN TO GRAVOLTI:
> mostly a mythical tail about travel TO GRAVOLTI (erg e-24)
> it mostly begins in the Past { perhaps at impact SL9/Jupiter }
> but whenever, wherever it began below on the erg energy scale
> AND on the present schedule ETA "eVolt" = the year 2000
> --------------skip to ----------------------------------------
> { ! preposed words for units of energy for each scale level}
> { _ preposed words for units of force for each scale level}
> 72 ??Myr ?+25 _pufif e 42 O___blartor ! wowe( )
> 66 ?yr ?+16 _sight e 36 Fs.olar ! * ( )
> 60 ?14 3/4d?+9 _sheen e 30 Tp.actor ! * ( )
> 54 ?day ?+4 _shake e 24 Rh.itcore! * ( )
> 48 ?11hr kM _blite 4.2 e 18 kTonn ( )
> 42 ?hr M _warmh 3.6 e 12 kWhr ( )
> 36 SEC METER M/S NEWTON 10 e 6 Joule WATT kg ( 3)
> 30 s cm cm/s dyne 1 e 0 erg gram (1)
> 24 s CM _lyte e -6 bolt ! ( )
> 18 s mm _stat 1.6 e-12 eVolt ( )
> 12 cs ?-4 _riff e-18 parton ! ( )
> 6 ms ?-9 _felt e-24 gravolti ! ( )
> 0 us ?-16 _raff e-30 construkt ! plank ( )
> ^1.? ^2 VELO erg0 ^3 ? ^4 ?
> {--default--} &Acc {factor} energy E?
> E6 TIME LENGTH CITY FORCE{fudge} [e6] WORK POWER MASS
I do believe we have at long last discovered the worst *possible* ASCII
picture of a big sword.
> ***[ PREPOSED TABLE of metaPHYSICAL UNITS ]*********
> __d3__ clock 3: Planets orbits the Sun // Planets Spin on axis
> --------skip to here ----- continued in next post
> KE = KE KENETIC ENERGY = 10.0*10^6 erg
> KH = KE / 3600000! Kilo Watt Hours = 3.6*10^12 erg
> KT = KE / 4.2E+12 Kilo Tonne TNT = 4.2*10^18 erg
> RH = KE / 1E+18 Rh.itcore scale = *10^24 erg
> CR = INT(CD / 1000) Cr.ater scale = log?)*10^24 erg
> TP = KE / 1E+24 Tp.actor scale = 10^30 erg
> FS = KE / 1E+30 F.lare S.olar = 10^36 erg
> OB = KE / 1E+36 Ob.liveration = 10^42 erg
> ===============================================================
(A Dalek rolls into the room, shooting its fire extinguisher at
Kibo, who is trying to run away but trips over his 10^24-foot-long scarf.)
Dalek: OBLIVERATE! OBLIVERATE!
Kibo: My Sonic Gravoltizer will make quick work of this marauding menace!
(Kibo holds up a cheap electric toothbrush. Someone offscreen tosses
a cream pie onto the glass eye of the Dalek.)
Dalek: MY VISION IS IMPARED! I CANNOT SEE! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED!
SELF-DESTRUCT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(The Dalek explodes. Kibo kisses his Sonic Gravoltizer.)
> scale conversion confusion arizes at 10^24 ergs where two
> different scales ( both nonlinear ) are use in descriptive
> narations. to attempt to overcome present earthling confusion
> a confusing linear scale has been introduced at e24 called Rh.
> defigned as being 1 million kilo tonne or 1 thousand Mega Tonne
> whomever does the final formulation should find that the linear
> Rh. scale (e24erg) and the logrythmic Cr. scale (e24erg) cross
> near the lower( single didget) end of there respective scales.
> of course this explination cannot be consider the final or
> official word on this confusion, and the hope was the confusion
> would eventually be displaced or resloved. I have avoided
> mention of the Richter scale as it does not appear in my
> college dictionary, but it also competes in the e24erg class
I am so glad you restricted yourself to words that appear in your
college dictionary. Please tell me what pages define "obliverate",
"gravolti", "_pufif", and "O____blartor!wowe".
Please also post a copy of the dictionary's picture of the O____blartor!wowe.
-- K.
MY O___BLARTOR IS IMPAIRED!
I CANNOT WOWE! I CANNOT WOWE!
bma...@iglou.com
On 1998-08-23 ki...@world.std.com(James"Kibo"Parry) said:
>In sci.geo.geology, Manley Hubbell (Manley....@hubert.rain.com)
>wrote: >
>> Friday Voyage to Gravolti. (e-24) ? -0,-6,-12,-18,-24,-40
>Mmm, I love the rich tomatoey taste of Gravolti, new from Chef
>Boy-Ar-Dee.
>Boy-Ar-Dee, the name that spells BAD.
>> THE VOYAGE DOWN TO GRAVOLTI:
Soon to be a major motion picture, or maybe even a colonel motion picture,
starring John Gravolta!
>> mostly a mythical tail about travel TO GRAVOLTI (erg e-24)
>> it mostly begins in the Past { perhaps at impact SL9/Jupiter }
>> but whenever, wherever it began below on the erg energy scale
>> AND on the present schedule ETA "eVolt" = the year 2000
>> --------------skip to ----------------------------------------
>> { ! preposed words for units of energy for each scale level}
>> { _ preposed words for units of force for each scale level}
>> 72 ??Myr ?+25 _pufif e 42 O___blartor ! wowe( )
O___blarti, O___blartor, life goes on, !wowe
Laa-Laa how the life goes on..
^Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies! Time has inertia!
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