Aol is sucks!!!!!what you can do with ther cd rom bisk
saunders
cost to mutch
it suck
no good
send to many disk.
Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
slamed it angaisnt the boor.
Cody Bratt
Well AOL does suck, But the disk are good. Format them. and the CD's make good costers.
Richard Cretan
saun...@rio.com (saunders) wrote:
>cost to mutch
>it suck
>no good
>send to many disk.
>Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
>slamed it angaisnt the boor.
I enjoyed your haiku, and I want to nominate you and your friends for
a special alt.aol-sucks "Citizenry Award."
There is many a boor to whom I would like to give the same treatment.
Richard Cretan
Brian (the Great) Glynn
WOW!!! I can ruse the AOL disks of Evil for myself!!! I format them!!
The CD's make good objects for inflicting pain on unwanted AOL
wannabee's...
Dawn McGatney, (cv)
In article <31869A...@dakota.isd77.k12.mn.us>,
bgly...@dakota.isd77.k12.mn.us says-->
> WOW!!! I can ruse the AOL disks of Evil for myself!!! I format them!!
>The CD's make good objects for inflicting pain on unwanted AOL
>wannabee's...
DAwn Replies----->>>
Recipe for detoxifying AOL CD-ROMs-->
1.) Heat in microwave (with great care) at max for 15 seconds.
2.) Go to step #1 until you get a nice droop about the periphery.
Then use it as a frisbee to exercise your dog. If you don't have
a dog, throw and chase it yourelf (we all could use more exercise,
kinda).
If all else fails, wrap a brick in plain bown paper, and attach the
CD on the outside along with AOL's post-paid "I wanna be on the
On-ramp" card.
--
-----DAwn McGatney
mcga...@access.digex.net
Everything you need to know to move up from AOL to an ISP-->
http://www.access.digex.net/~mcgatney/
-pk
saunders (saun...@rio.com) wrote:
: cost to mutch
: it suck
: no good
: send to many disk.
: Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
: slamed it angaisnt the boor.
It's a new style of poetry!
censor us pleeze
we dumb
real dumb
take to many words
trolls like jeff carp take clue implant and refuse to accept it
but they post hear anyway
--
*thisISmyNEWsigFILEiHOPEthatYOUlikeITifYOUdontLIKEitWELLthatsTOOdamnBAD*
* opinions expressed herein are not necessarily my own *
* unsolicited commercial email is immediately reported *
* http://www.valleynet.com/~posterkid *
*theySAYthePROPERsizeFORaSIGisFOURlinesWELLgoshDARNitIthinkFIVEisCOOLER*
Richard Cretan
post...@mammoth.valleynet.com (-pk) wrote:
>saunders (saun...@rio.com) wrote:
>: cost to mutch
>: it suck
>: no good
>: send to many disk.
>: Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
>: slamed it angaisnt the boor.
>It's a new style of poetry!
>censor us pleeze
>we dumb
>real dumb
>take to many words
>trolls like jeff carp take clue implant and refuse to accept it
>but they post hear anyway
(Kudos to posterkid for extending the possibilities of this new verse
form.)
got bisk
got nu accunt
me ontheline
talk babes
woooo like it
hey wots this
hostess not respondin
sum guy say he aOl boss
tooks my pissword
big bill comin
leave town
Richard Cretan
Ed Ruane
On Thu, 2 May 1996, Richard Cretan <herr...@cris.com> wrote:
>post...@mammoth.valleynet.com (-pk) wrote:
>
>>censor us pleeze
>>we dumb
>>real dumb
>>take to many words
>>trolls like jeff carp take clue implant and refuse to accept it
>>but they post hear anyway
>
>(Kudos to posterkid for extending the possibilities of this new verse
>form.)
>
>got bisk
>got nu accunt
>me ontheline
>talk babes
>woooo like it
>hey wots this
>hostess not respondin
>sum guy say he aOl boss
>tooks my pissword
>big bill comin
>leave town
Let me have a crack at it.
We've got some new blood in the house, daddy-o. Let's give it up. <Snaps>
open magazine
bisk fall out
find right hole for bisk
make files on computer screen
log on net
reed newsgroup
MEEE TWOooOoOO!!11!!!
add me 2 the list, d00d
found sexxxxy gifz
ask about netscape
me is happy
get bill at end of month
ask mommy and daddy for bigger allowance
and then, my friend, you die.
AND THEN, MY FRIEND, YOU DIE!
Thank you, cool cats. <Snaps>
P.S. Excuse the Beavis and Butthead reference. It got out of hand, the
beatnick stuff, and all :)
-Ed
-=<<do...@raven.cybercomm.net>>=-
http://www.cybercomm.net/~doble/
Lindell B. Jones, Jr
On Thu, 2 May 1996 19:17:07 -0400, Ed Ruane <do...@raven.cybercomm.net> wrote:
<snip>
>
> P.S. Excuse the Beavis and Butthead reference. It got out of hand, the
> beatnick stuff, and all :)
Beavis & Butthead should become AOLers. They would increase the average
intelligence significantly. At least B&B are good for a laugh. The typical AOLer
isn't even good for that.
----
-^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^-
- I need a good screw! Preferrably drywall, Philips. -
- -
^^^^Lindell B. Jones, Jr.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^lind...@mo.net^^^^
-=RoADkILL=-
Brian (the Great) Glynn wrote:
>
> Richard Cretan wrote:
> >
> >
> > >cost to mutch
> > >it suck
> > >no good
> > >send to many disk.
> > >Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
> > >slamed it angaisnt the boor.
> >
> > a special alt.aol-sucks "Citizenry Award."
> >
> > There is many a boor to whom I would like to give the same treatment.
> >
> > Richard Cretan
>
> The CD's make good objects for inflicting pain on unwanted AOL
> wannabee's...
ok , the coolest thing to do with an aol disk is to
replace the setup.exe file with a really nasty trojan horse,
or infect it with a nasty virus. then throw it in some
magazine at a store.
-=RoADkILL=-
SiG FilES SuCk
Colin Dawson
In article <4lu8e8$9...@wave.rio.com>, saun...@rio.com says...
>
>cost to mutch
>it suck
>no good
>send to many disk.
>Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
>slamed it angaisnt the boor.
>
I think what Mr. Grammer Expert here is trying to say is that he and his
friend Beavis, "Don't like stuff that sucks."
Mike
-pk
Richard Cretan (herr...@cris.com) wrote:
: post...@mammoth.valleynet.com (-pk) wrote:
: >It's a new style of poetry!
: >censor us pleeze
: >we dumb
: >real dumb
: >take to many words
: >trolls like jeff carp take clue implant and refuse to accept it
: >but they post hear anyway
: (Kudos to posterkid for extending the possibilities of this new verse
: form.)
<bowing>
: got bisk
: got nu accunt
: me ontheline
: talk babes
: woooo like it
: hey wots this
: hostess not respondin
: sum guy say he aOl boss
: tooks my pissword
: big bill comin
: leave town
no life
want kidde pron
hot sexxxy gifz
you ten year olds
i wanna your fone number
buy plain tickets
you cum visit me
SexyKid4You say
i fortytwo year old man
lets rock
first tim for evything
Richard Cretan
post...@mammoth.valleynet.com (-pk) wrote:
><bowing>
The AOL Poetrython, now in its fifth poem, continues. The Poetrython
was inspired by saun...@rio.com, who began it -- perhaps
unintentionally -- with the post "AOL is sucks!!!what you can do with
ther cd rom bisk," which consisted entirely of the following cryptic
lines describing the ritualistic destruction of AOL disks:
:cost to mutch
:it suck
:no good
:send to many disk.
:Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
:slamed it angaisnt the boor.
Posterkid found method in this madness, and realized that it was,
indeed, a new form of poetry. Since then, he and I have been trying
our hands at this challenging, elusive, and dangerous form.
(*Ahem*)
AOL is sucks!!!
Suckin big 1s
TOS is sucks!!!
Suckin evin biggr 1s
CASE and LEONSIS is sucks!!!
Suckin biggist 1s uv all!
WIsh thye both wood suck up
Inside a vackyoom cleanr
With all ther crummee BISKS
Richard Cretan
Claude D. Bilbo
In <318A95...@ix.netcom.com>, -=RoADkILL=- wrote:
> ok , the coolest thing to do with an aol disk is to
>replace the setup.exe file with a really nasty trojan horse,
>or infect it with a nasty virus. then throw it in some
>magazine at a store.
>-=RoADkILL=-
>SiG FilES SuCk
RoADkILL SuCk. TrOJaN hORSe UNcoOL.
ViRuS SuCk. EVen iN AoL bISk.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
| Claude D. Bilbo | |
| cbi...@mindspring.com | All of my opinions are |
| bilb...@eng.uab.edu | completely uncorrelated.|
| http://www.mindspring.com/~cbilbo/ | |
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Richard Cretan
Ed Ruane <do...@raven.cybercomm.net> wrote:
>On Thu, 2 May 1996, Richard Cretan <herr...@cris.com> wrote:
>>post...@mammoth.valleynet.com (-pk) wrote:
>>
>>>censor us pleeze
>>>we dumb
>>>real dumb
>>>take to many words
>>>trolls like jeff carp take clue implant and refuse to accept it
>>>but they post hear anyway
>>
>>(Kudos to posterkid for extending the possibilities of this new verse
>>form.)
>>
>>got bisk
>>got nu accunt
>>me ontheline
>>talk babes
>>woooo like it
>>hey wots this
>>hostess not respondin
>>sum guy say he aOl boss
>>tooks my pissword
>>big bill comin
>>leave town
> Let me have a crack at it.
> We've got some new blood in the house, daddy-o. Let's give it up. <Snaps>
> open magazine
> bisk fall out
> find right hole for bisk
> make files on computer screen
> log on net
> reed newsgroup
> MEEE TWOooOoOO!!11!!!
> add me 2 the list, d00d
> found sexxxxy gifz
> ask about netscape
> me is happy
> get bill at end of month
> ask mommy and daddy for bigger allowance
> and then, my friend, you die.
> AND THEN, MY FRIEND, YOU DIE!
> Thank you, cool cats. <Snaps>
Say it, Big Daddy Ruane, say it. Simply killin us, hep cat. <Snap
snap snap snap>
Leave us not forget that saun...@rio.com invented this new poetry
form -- AOLetry -- with his now-immortal rant, "AOL is sucks!!!"
:cost to mutch
:it suck
:no good
:send to many disk.
:Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
:slamed it angaisnt the boor.
"AOL is sucks!!!" is the standard against which all AOLetry is judged.
Still, when the muse strikes, you just gotta go with your own new
contribution to the flow:
YeeeooowWwWwWwW!!!!
Logged onto AOL from within the psychic toilet
Of my Overhead/Guide/TOS and ultimate
Phisher-King account!
My name is SchWAREZenegger and damned if I ain't
Getting ready to score me some major pissword
Booty!
Heh heh heh heh heh grrrowlllll what's your name sweety?
Fran Friary, you say?
Well, Fran Friary, you can suck my
Bisk! And so can yer daughter! Gimmee
Every pissword in your family, pronto, and yer credit
Cards too, and where you keep the key when you go on
Vacation, and yer birth certificates, plus the key to yer
Safety deposit box and car and oh yes the contents of your purse, too.
Here, I don't need the social security card.
Thanks, sister. Happy travels.
Richard Cretan
Smythe
-=RoADkILL=- <rdk...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> ok , the coolest thing to do with an aol disk is to
>replace the setup.exe file with a really nasty trojan horse,
>or infect it with a nasty virus. then throw it in some
>magazine at a store.
>
>-=RoADkILL=-
>
>SiG FilES SuCk
Woohoo! I get to use the Author killfile for the first time! I LOVE Agent .99e!
*PLONK*
--
Smythe smy...@slip.net
http://www.slip.net/~smythe
Secret message for Federal CDA Greppers follows:
Fuvg, cvff, shpx, phag, pbpxfhpxre, zbgureshpxre, gvgf!
Pursuant to US Code, Title 41, any and all nonsolicited commercial
E-mail sent to this address is subject to a download and archival
fee in the amount of $500 US. E-mailing denotes acceptance of these terms.
Bruce
-=RoADkILL=- <rdk...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>Brian (the Great) Glynn wrote:
>>
>> Richard Cretan wrote:
>> >
>> > saun...@rio.com (saunders) wrote:
>> >
>> > >cost to mutch
>> > >it suck
>> > >no good
>> > >send to many disk.
>> > >Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
>> > >slamed it angaisnt the boor.
>> >
>> > I enjoyed your haiku, and I want to nominate you and your friends for
>> > a special alt.aol-sucks "Citizenry Award."
>> >
>> > There is many a boor to whom I would like to give the same treatment.
>> >
>> > Richard Cretan
>>
>> WOW!!! I can ruse the AOL disks of Evil for myself!!! I format them!!
>> The CD's make good objects for inflicting pain on unwanted AOL
>> wannabee's...
> ok , the coolest thing to do with an aol disk is to
>replace the setup.exe file with a really nasty trojan horse,
>or infect it with a nasty virus. then throw it in some
>magazine at a store.
>-=RoADkILL=-
>SiG FilES SuCk
Those disks already have a virus on them, called "America Online"...
May not destroy your computer's hard drive, but the damage it inflicts
on your wallet is as impressive as any virugen imaginable... <G>
Robert Burgess
I got a AOL cd rom disk and I have found loads of uses.
1.) Try and shit through the little hole in the middle.
2.) Try and put your hair through the whole and wear as a
hairband. (Hardly fashionable but better than installing it)
3.) Use it as a frisbee.
4.) Give it to someone you despise so they will log on and get
ripped off!
--
Rob.
Lindell B. Jones, Jr.
On 1 May 1996 15:54:37 GMT, mcga...@access.digex.net (Dawn McGatney, (cv))
wrote:
>In article <31869A...@dakota.isd77.k12.mn.us>,
>bgly...@dakota.isd77.k12.mn.us says-->
>
>> WOW!!! I can ruse the AOL disks of Evil for myself!!! I format them!!
>>The CD's make good objects for inflicting pain on unwanted AOL
>>wannabee's...
>
>
>DAwn Replies----->>>
>
>
> Recipe for detoxifying AOL CD-ROMs-->
>
> 1.) Heat in microwave (with great care) at max for 15 seconds.
>
> 2.) Go to step #1 until you get a nice droop about the periphery.
>
> Then use it as a frisbee to exercise your dog. If you don't have
> a dog, throw and chase it yourelf (we all could use more exercise,
> kinda).
>
They do make excellent frisbees. There's always the classic drink coaster use
for them, though they'd be better if they didn't have a hole in the middle. They
also come in handy as a mirror in a pinch, which is really handy if you wear
contacts. For that matter, you could glue three of them together in a pyramid
shape, throw the result in your trunk, and use it in case your car breaks down
on the highway to warn oncoming vehicles.
> If all else fails, wrap a brick in plain bown paper, and attach the
> CD on the outside along with AOL's post-paid "I wanna be on the
> On-ramp" card.
>
Better yet, see if a local gym has any weights that have cracked or that they
otherwise need to get rid of.
----
>>>>Lindell B. Jones, Jr.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<lind...@mo.net<<<<
-pk
: >Richard Cretan (herr...@cris.com) wrote:
: >: post...@mammoth.valleynet.com (-pk) wrote:
: >: >It's a new style of poetry!
: >: >censor us pleeze
: >: >we dumb
: >: >real dumb
: >: >take to many words
: >: >trolls like jeff carp take clue implant and refuse to accept it
: >: >but they post hear anyway
: >: (Kudos to posterkid for extending the possibilities of this new verse
: >: form.)
: ><bowing>
: >: got bisk
: >: got nu accunt
: >: me ontheline
: >: talk babes
: >: woooo like it
: >: hey wots this
: >: hostess not respondin
: >: sum guy say he aOl boss
: >: tooks my pissword
: >: big bill comin
: >: leave town
: >no life
: >want kidde pron
: >hot sexxxy gifz
: >you ten year olds
: >i wanna your fone number
: >buy plain tickets
: >you cum visit me
: >SexyKid4You say
: >i fortytwo year old man
: >lets rock
: >first tim for evything
: The AOL Poetrython, now in its fifth poem, continues. The Poetrython
: was inspired by saun...@rio.com, who began it -- perhaps
: unintentionally -- with the post "AOL is sucks!!!what you can do with
: ther cd rom bisk," which consisted entirely of the following cryptic
: lines describing the ritualistic destruction of AOL disks:
: :cost to mutch
: :it suck
: :no good
: :send to many disk.
: :Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
: :slamed it angaisnt the boor.
: Posterkid found method in this madness, and realized that it was,
: indeed, a new form of poetry. Since then, he and I have been trying
: our hands at this challenging, elusive, and dangerous form.
: (*Ahem*)
: AOL is sucks!!!
: Suckin big 1s
: TOS is sucks!!!
: Suckin evin biggr 1s
: CASE and LEONSIS is sucks!!!
: Suckin biggist 1s uv all!
: WIsh thye both wood suck up
: Inside a vackyoom cleanr
: With all ther crummee BISKS
For literature's sake, the entire previous post is quoted, so that after
we die and our poetry is published, there can be a complete record.
And without further adieu, our latest installment.
who thiz guyin my cumputer!!
he sez i gots male
he also tell me well come
and goodbye
hakkkerz put him ther
evil aol hackerz
ask me for viza numbre
now my phone bill haz 900 dollras on it
but i still gotz 15 free hourz
i luvz you aol
Richard Cretan
post...@mammoth.valleynet.com (-pk) once again lays down some kewl
wordz:
>And without further adieu, our latest installment.
>who thiz guyin my cumputer!!
>he sez i gots male
>he also tell me well come
>and goodbye
>hakkkerz put him ther
>evil aol hackerz
>ask me for viza numbre
>now my phone bill haz 900 dollras on it
>but i still gotz 15 free hourz
>i luvz you aol
Wild, man. <snap snap snap> Feel those AOL grooves.
Ok, wordsmiths. Previous posts have explained how a new form of
literature came into being with a simple six-line post from
saun...@rio.com, whose legendary "AOL is sucks!!!what you can do with
ther cd rom bisk" is honored in the title of this thread:
:cost to mutch
:it suck
:no good
:send to many disk.
:Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
:slamed it angaisnt the boor.
Whether saunders is to be credited for genius, pitied for incoherence,
or treated for dyslexia is beside the point. He is the leader of a
new movement in poetry.
The following came to me while I was using a magnifying glass to focus
the rays of the sun onto an AOL CD-ROM, wherein I was leaving
smoldering obscenities.
AOL 4 the peepul!!!
Itz a demokracy thing!
Anybuddy can sign up
Anybuddy can sign on
Anybuddy can be Miriam36D
Or Hung4U or BigTongue253!
Jes take a numbur!
AOL 4 the peepul!!!
Itz a kapitalizm thing!
Dozn't make shit for proffet
But sell a lotta stock anyway!
Kewl! AOL is hacking kapitalizm!
AOL is hacking Wool Street!
AOL is hacking America and Germany
And France and England too!
Jes take a numbur!
Richard Cretan
Jani Pearce
In article <4mp10l$5...@alpine.valleynet.com>,
>: :it suck
>: :no good
>: :send to many disk.
>: :Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
>: :slamed it angaisnt the boor.
>
>: indeed, a new form of poetry. Since then, he and I have been trying
>: our hands at this challenging, elusive, and dangerous form.
>
>: (*Ahem*)
>
>: AOL is sucks!!!
>: Suckin big 1s
>: TOS is sucks!!!
>: Suckin evin biggr 1s
>: CASE and LEONSIS is sucks!!!
>: Suckin biggist 1s uv all!
>: WIsh thye both wood suck up
>: Inside a vackyoom cleanr
>: With all ther crummee BISKS
>
>For literature's sake, the entire previous post is quoted, so that after
>we die and our poetry is published, there can be a complete record.
>
>
>who thiz guyin my cumputer!!
>he sez i gots male
>he also tell me well come
>and goodbye
>hakkkerz put him ther
>evil aol hackerz
>ask me for viza numbre
>now my phone bill haz 900 dollras on it
>but i still gotz 15 free hourz
>i luvz you aol
I hope you guys don't mind if I take a stab at this:
aol iz gr8t, i pay ok
not cannect modem stringz
itz c00l lotta gifs
aol-sucks mean to mee!!!1!
i say aol rulez hackerz mee too bra/sex check need aohell fuk you looser
they call me troll
iz ok i get new screen name
i luv aOl
--
What's wrong with AOL? Get the a.a-s FAQ and the latest info
from http://www.crl.com/~destiny/time.htm and read the pages at
http://www.en.com/users/tfinley/ & http://www.cloud9.net/~jegelhof/
Lindell B. Jones, Jr.
On 8 May 1996 02:30:45 GMT, post...@mammoth.valleynet.com (-pk) wrote:
<snip>
>
>And without further adieu, our latest installment.
>
>who thiz guyin my cumputer!!
>he sez i gots male
>he also tell me well come
>and goodbye
>hakkkerz put him ther
>evil aol hackerz
>ask me for viza numbre
>now my phone bill haz 900 dollras on it
>but i still gotz 15 free hourz
>i luvz you aol
>
How about this one?
whatz dis
reed my newsgroopz
flamz an compants bout aol
theez peeple meen
dont luvz aol
deez peeple needz aol
me send dem aol bisk
in three hundrd ninty three partz
three timez
den theez peepl luv aol to
aol iz kewl
Mr. K
In article <4n5186$87c...@annex-113.hctc.com>,
>>
>>who thiz guyin my cumputer!!
>>he sez i gots male
>>he also tell me well come
>>and goodbye
>>hakkkerz put him ther
>>evil aol hackerz
>>ask me for viza numbre
>>now my phone bill haz 900 dollras on it
>>but i still gotz 15 free hourz
>>i luvz you aol
>
>
>aol iz gr8t, i pay ok
>not cannect modem stringz
>itz c00l lotta gifs
>aol-sucks mean to mee!!!1!
>i say aol rulez hackerz mee too bra/sex check need aohell fuk you looser
>they call me troll
>iz ok i get new screen name
>i luv aOl
>
Hmm....
#7 (?)
i male
now i fem
now i bi
now im lezbain
wit 4 scrn names
wutz newsgrups?
i try, get flammd for
potsing GiFs
o wel, chat rom caled
"Teen chat 13", trad
me sum kidy porn, o no
I got boted (but i got
aohell)
I LUV A0L!!!
-Chris
Richard Cretan
The AOL Poetrython snaps its fingers! Cool tracks just got laid down
by Jani, Mr. K, and Lindell. You hep catz iz 2 much. (And your free
bisks are in the mail -- yowza!)
Now let us gather round and praise the immortal saun...@rio.com, and
his unforgettable post-modern dirge: "AOL is sucks!!!!!what you can do
with ther cd rom bisk"....
:cost to mutch
:it suck
:no good
:send to many disk.
:Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
:slamed it angaisnt the boor.
A hep cat could read that all day long. And I would, except that --
JUST SEEING IT HAS INSPIRED ANOTHER HOMAGE TO SAUNDERS.
(cough cough)
I hed a dream where AOl wuz
Run bye Andre the Giant Kantor
He call it AOl Iz The Net!!!!!
And he wuz like Godd. Egxcept
he culdn't tell anyone to log off AOl
Cuz that wood be badd!!!!!!
Not perfeshunal!!!!!
And wot's wurse is that
Then the Mighty Morphin Powerz That Bee
Wood slapp his hed against a boor
Maybeee freeze him and light him on fire!
And that's funny cuz
I woek up jest when he himself was turnning
Into a huge AOl bisk!
Richard Cretan
Bob Faulkner
In article <4n5186$87c...@annex-113.hctc.com>, pea...@hctc.com says...
>>: >no life
>>: >want kidde pron
>>: >hot sexxxy gifz
>>: >you ten year olds
>>: >i wanna your fone number
>>: >buy plain tickets
>>: >you cum visit me
Just one correction here: it is an AOL rule that whenever you use the word
"cum", it must be in all caps, so people really notice it and see how cool you
are.
>>: >SexyKid4You say
>>: >i fortytwo year old man
>>: >lets rock
>>: >first tim for evything
>>
>>
>>: Posterkid found method in this madness, and realized that it was,
>>: indeed, a new form of poetry. Since then, he and I have been trying
>>: our hands at this challenging, elusive, and dangerous form.
>>
>>: (*Ahem*)
>>
>>: AOL is sucks!!!
>>: Suckin big 1s
>>: TOS is sucks!!!
>>: Suckin evin biggr 1s
>>: CASE and LEONSIS is sucks!!!
>>: Suckin biggist 1s uv all!
>>: WIsh thye both wood suck up
>>: Inside a vackyoom cleanr
>>: With all ther crummee BISKS
>>
>
>I hope you guys don't mind if I take a stab at this:
>
>aol iz gr8t, i pay ok
>not cannect modem stringz
>itz c00l lotta gifs
>aol-sucks mean to mee!!!1!
>i say aol rulez hackerz mee too bra/sex check need aohell fuk you looser
>they call me troll
>iz ok i get new screen name
>i luv aOl
>
The scary thing is, I've seen worse online...
Lindell B. Jones, Jr
On Mon, 13 May 1996 23:09:56 GMT, herr...@cris.com (Richard Cretan) wrote:
>The AOL Poetrython snaps its fingers! Cool tracks just got laid down
>by Jani, Mr. K, and Lindell. You hep catz iz 2 much. (And your free
>bisks are in the mail -- yowza!)
>
>Now let us gather round and praise the immortal saun...@rio.com, and
>his unforgettable post-modern dirge: "AOL is sucks!!!!!what you can do
>with ther cd rom bisk"....
>
>:cost to mutch
>:it suck
>:no good
>:send to many disk.
>:Me and my friends took a bisk and lit it on fire and froze it
>:slamed it angaisnt the boor.
>
>A hep cat could read that all day long. And I would, except that --
>JUST SEEING IT HAS INSPIRED ANOTHER HOMAGE TO SAUNDERS.
>
MEEEEE TOOOOOOOO!!
wots dis in male
mastrcard bill
amerca online veena va
673.27
aol charg to mutch
watz dis
anoder bisk
frum gnn
me use gnn bisk now
teech aol a leson
i luvz gnn
David Kendrick
Dark glasses, check; black turtleneck, check;
AOL bisk
Nice en shiney
Wanted put it in diskette drive
It not fitten
So I use sizzers
Cut it --reel hard! --
and make it go in
A SETUP, ok
it not workin!
No disk in drive!
I put in rest of pieces, that fix it
It not workin!
No AOL!
DADDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Cum fix computer!
On May 16, 1996 01:30:48 in article <Re: Aol is sucks!!!!!what you can do
Mimi Kahn
On Sun, 12 May 96 15:48:22 GMT, pea...@hctc.com (Jani Pearce) wrote:
>aol iz gr8t, i pay ok
>not cannect modem stringz
>itz c00l lotta gifs
>aol-sucks mean to mee!!!1!
>i say aol rulez hackerz mee too bra/sex check need aohell fuk you looser
>they call me troll
>iz ok i get new screen name
>i luv aOl
i love bisks
wot come in male
aol is kewl
it rulez
i have five screne namez
i change ever day
aol makes me keep one
but thatz ok
cuz nobody knowz it
im kewldood in chat roomz
sometimez im 12yrold girl
sometimez im old man
sometimez im horny houswife
sometimez im kewl hacker
like kevin lipsitz
give me more bisks
Mimi
http://www.hooked.net/users/njkahn/