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10. The number of floppies it will ship in.
9. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
8. The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.
7. The number of pages in the *EASY-INSTALL* version of the manual.
6. The percentage of existing windoze programs that won't run in the
new OS.
5. The number of minutes to install.
4. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.
3. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
2. The number of MHz required for the OS to run.
1. The year it was due to ship.
Some others:
a. The number of seconds before it crashes.
b. Bill Gates' age when it ships.
c. The required number of megabytes of RAM to run at useable speed.
d. The percentage that will be complete on the shipping date.
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citizen kane e-mail: dwhi...@mail.sdsu.edu
homepage: http://rohan.sdsu.edu/home/mfitzger/index.html
"buildings burn... people die...
but true love is forever."
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Let me guess, he was using windows 95 on his instrument panel :-)
Bill
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> citizen kane (dwhi...@mail.sdsu.edu) wrote:
> : There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple
> : of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle
> : airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his
> : instruments went out. So, he began circling around looking for a
>
> Let me guess, he was using windows 95 on his instrument panel :-)
"it's not a bug, it's a feature!"
: "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"
Whatever it is, clean it up and move it out :-). We have real
forces at work with Mac on the Road :-).
Thanks.
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Mike Lemons | "In 20th-century Old Earth, a fast food chain
mi...@crash.cts.com| took dead cow meat, fried it in grease, added
| carcinogens, wrapped it in petroleum-based foam,
| and sold 900,000,000,000 units. Human Beings.
| Go figure." Dan Simmons - Hyperion
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane,
with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming
into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles
visibility when his instruments went out. So, he began circling around
looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty
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