Uses for old Oracularities...
Karl A Krueger
I have found that they make quite good food for a Dissociated Press
generator. The following is the result of a recent Oracularities
posting being run through the emacs 'dissociate' function (available
from your local emacs LISP function archive as dissociate.el -- get 'em
while they're hot; it's an old gag but a fun one) ...
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If the Usenet Oracle is the voice of <IYFdeity> in the Net, and
Dissociated Press is *obviously* line noise for the language cortex, then
the above would, logically, be the voice of a really, really bombed
deity. "God? Are you posting while stoned again?!"
Though I do like "chainfinity". And "progross". And maybe even
"spidesign". ("Spidesign" sounds like a new commercial graphics app.
From Arachnid Software, no doubt. Though you'd have to BiCapitalize it
to "SpiDesign" or maybe even "SpiDeSign" before it'd sell as a
commercial app. Today's customers demand rigorous BiCapitalIzation of
product names for TruQualitiPurposes.)
Tony Reed
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