The BOB(c) -- No, not there. THERE! Good wiring.
=) Someone created alt.fan.the-bob! I can't believe it!!
OMAGOSH!!!!!!! I am soooooo HAPPY for U!!!!!! =D =D =:o)
U must be COOOOL AND FUNNY!!! =D
Who are U??? Will U be my CYBER-pal???? =:oD
SQUEEEEEEEEZESSSS!!!!!!!!!! =D
FROM,
KIBOLUV!!!!!!!! =D =D
PS Are U Cute? Like BILLIE JOE FROM GREENDAY?????? =D =:o)
: Anyone care to newgroup alt.bonehead.kiboluv, or would it be too much to
: give an AOL luser a newsgroup?
"Luser"? I think not. Kiboluv is... well... Allowed.
And that's all, but then again it's almost always enough.
tj "alt.ghovercraft.kiboluv, maybe" m
--
"like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete" - Doctor Murdock
r o r - a l u c a r d
pigdog: http://www.arlington.com/~tjames/pig/pigdog.html
~playin' makeup and wearin' guitar...growing old in a bar~
Yeah, I suppose Kiboluv is okay, but Green Day?!
=)Anyone care to newgroup alt.bonehead.kiboluv, or would it be too much to
=)give an AOL luser a newsgroup?
Maybe we need ALT.POOPBREATH.LOUIS-NICK instead.
Yr just a person who is mean because he has no friends and makes me
mad!!!!!! U SHOULD JUMP IN THE LAKE!!!!!
FROM,
KIBOLUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yikes. Well, at least I didn't get any Butts.
I try to jump in a lake on regular occasion, but it's been cold lately,
and Lake Washington's been choppy.
Besides. alt.bonehead.* is an affectionate title. Consider Joel Furr.
Nobody hates Joel Furr.
I apologize. I'll immediately head over to rec.suicide and lurk.
: Besides. alt.bonehead.* is an affectionate title. Consider Joel Furr.
: Nobody hates Joel Furr.
Yeah, (!)nobody hates Joel Furr.
: I apologize. I'll immediately head over to rec.suicide and lurk.
Good idea. :)
The BOB(c) -- Traversing the Wastelands.
>sn...@u.washington.edu (Louis Nick) SAID! ! !
>=)Anyone care to newgroup alt.bonehead.kiboluv, or would it be too much to
>=)give an AOL luser a newsgroup?
[Capitalized ranting removed]
>FROM,
>KIBOLUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd just like to mention that this is the first time that I've read a post
by dear ol' KIBOLUV and not been SQUUUUUEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEDDDDD. Was it
something I ate?
Pooh, who worries about the quota for Usenet capitals being exceeded.
P.S. Not only was I not SQUUUUEEEEEEZZZEEDDD, but I didn't even see a
=D.... she must be *PISSED*.
Anyone care to newgroup alt.bonehead.kiboluv, or would it be too much to
: Maybe we need ALT.POOPBREATH.LOUIS-NICK instead.
: Yr just a person who is mean because he has no friends and makes me
: mad!!!!!! U SHOULD JUMP IN THE LAKE!!!!!
The coolest part about this is that, aside from the capitalization, she
got the naming form right. It does create a new alt.poopbreath.*
hierarchy, but, dammit, maybe it's time for one.
Why FLAME Kevin Mitnick when you can just call him a POOPBREATH?
Add me to the list.
I See A Great Need.
Add me to the list too.
Ian
--
Ian York (yo...@mbcrr.harvard.edu)
Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, 44 Binney St., Boston MA 02115
Phone (617)-632-4328 Fax (617)-632-2627
=)Yikes. Well, at least I didn't get any Butts.
TEEHEHEHEHE!!!! Only because I forgot!!!!!!! =D =D
=) I apologize. I'll immediately head over to rec.suicide and lurk.
U do not have to do that because yr sorry!!!! =D =D
Since U said that yr sorry I will forgive U. =D =D
I just do not like when people are MEAN and then I get MAD!!!!! =D
I will not call U a poopbreath any more unless yr MEAN again!!!! =:o)
Maybe we can be CYBER-pals someday!!!! But now I am not going
to be yr CYBER-pal YET because then people would think I have A
LOW SELF-ESTEEM!! =D =D
SQUEEEEEEEEZESSSSSS!!!!!! =D =D =:o)
FROM,
KIBOLUV!!!!!!!! =D =D
Low self-esteem has been the foundation for many a net.legend's career.
*innocent look*
--
w e d n e s d a y * personal: wedn...@tezcat.com *
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http://www.tezcat.com/~wednsday/ ---- WWW index page * no o'hanrahan!
co-moderator of alt.magick.moderated -- coming soon! *
: FROM,
: KIBOLUV!!!!!!!! =D =D
I said it before, and I'll say it again: I'm scared. I'm really, really
scared.
--
AAAR.
Jeff http://www.sonic.net/~jeff/
Oh, GREAT! I well on my friggin' way, now. Damn...I'm just not even worth
it all.
Sigh.
>=:o) =D =D =D =D =D =D =:o) =D =D =D =:o) =D =D =D =:o) =:o)
>=D =D =D =D =:o) =:o) =:o) =D =D =:o) =:o) =D =D
Asieoniezi.
5150
now stop that
--
we searched the urea for familiar feces ro...@netcom.com
: >=:o) =D =:o) =D =D =:o) =D =D =D =:o) =:o) =:o) =D =:o) =D =D =D =D =:o)
: >=D =D =D =:o) =D =D =D =D =D =:o) =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =:o) =D =D =D
: >=:o) =D =D =D =D =:o) =:o) =D =D =D =D =:o) =D =D =:o) =D =D =D =D =:o)
: >=D =D =:o) =D =D =D =D =:o) =D =:o) =D =D =D =:o) =D =:o) =D =:o)
: >=D =D =D =:o) =D =:o)
: =:o) =D =D =D =D =D =D =:o) =D =D =D =:o) =D =D =D =:o) =:o)
: =D =D =D =D =:o) =:o) =:o) =D =D =:o) =:o) =D =D
OMAGOSH! U R like speaking 2 me in a sekrit language!!!!!!!!! =D =D =D
Will U be my CYBERPAL????????????? =:o) =D =D
>Asieoniezi.
Bless you.
>5150
>now stop that
Ouch, damn! Sorry sorry sorry...
--
Rowan T. Hamilton "To dig this is to groove on
hami...@huhepl.harvard.edu hella shit."
hami...@fnald.fnal.gov - ca...@wackenhut.com
http://www-cdf.fnal.gov:8000/people/links/RowanT.Hamilton/my.html
Asieoniezi, asieoniezi: Asieoniezi, asieoniezi asieoniezi asieoniezi!
Michele "Come to think of it, this wasn't that funny the first time
around either" Tepper
--
Michele Tepper 'I think he is saying either, "I cannot maintain a
mi...@umich.edu string of reasoning beyond the period," "I can't find
this section in my handbook," or possibly, "I am large.
I contain multitudes."' -- Elisabeth Higgins
>>=:o) =D =D =D [ etc. etc. ] =D =D =:o) =:o) =D =D
>Asieoniezi.
no, it's the annis that's the problem, it makes clarifying the butter
impossible. try celantro
scary
>Hey! Some of us...well...OK, *I* would feel let down if you went truckin'
>back to Buffalo. Whoa, whoa, baby you got to mellow slow.
Take time, pick a place to go.
I reccomend alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup.
>P.P.S.--In response to the low self-esteem bit, I usually feel that
> something from the last cut on the Ziggy Stardust album is more
> appropriate, but I used that in a response to Michele Tepper's
> "Star" references yesterday. Alas.
I assume you are referring to "AOL suicide"?
Drew
Are you sure it isn't "The Trouble With Tribbles" that you're thinking of?
--
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Disclaimer : If you agree with the above opinions you're crazier than I am.
kru...@cs.hope.edu * John Krueger * This redundant statement is redundant.
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Yes.
Michele "next!" Tepper
"And now ... the award for Longest Bathroom Scene in a Fox Sitcom..."
>BECAUSE MY
>FEELINGS ARE HURT AND I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A LOW SELF-ESTEEM!!!!!!
> =( =( =(
Dave "If you're posting to Usenet, your self-esteem *can't* be low" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney d...@panacea.phys.utk.edu "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. Disclaimer: IMHO; VRbeableURLAP/my
http://enigma.phys.utk.edu/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
THIS is why I don't mind Kiboluv. She's sick of all the jen/ns, and she
quotes creatively.
:I bet I have more CYBER-pals than U HAVE!
:
:BUTTS TO U!!!!! -----------> ( | ) <
:------------BUTTS TO U!!!!
Roseanne doesn't even have a butt like that. Anyone that wide has to have,
well, a taller butt.
I just realized that the Butts ascii only requires slight modification to
become:
BOOBS TO U!!! (.X.) BOOBS TO U!!
(Not to anyone in particular, I don't even know what it would be used for,
just an example)
:FROM,
:KIBOLUV!!!!!!!!!
:
:P.S. IF PEOPLE WANT ME TO GO I WILL GO FOREVER!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE MY
:FEELINGS ARE HURT AND I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A LOW SELF-ESTEEM!!!!!!
: =( =( =(
My philosophy on things like that is this:
Stay. It pisses the poopbreaths off.
--
Powdered <toas...@deepthought.armory.com> From a secret location in AZ
Andrew T Croke (atc...@pitt.edu) responded:
> Take time, pick a place to go. I reccomend alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup.
They just won't let you be. That's right, Kiboluv, they just won't let you
be-ee-ee-ee.
I further alas-idated:
>> In response to the low self-esteem bit, I usually feel that something from
>> the last cut on the Ziggy Stardust album is more appropriate, but I used
>> that in a response to Michele Tepper's "Star" references yesterday. Alas.
And Drew guessified:
> I assume you are referring to "AOL suicide"?
And Joe Bay breaks instead, so you hurry home. Don't let sonic Jeff blast
your shadow, don't let that Doctroid Holmes guy clowd your mind. They're so
natural, religiously unkind.
No, no, Kiboluv, you're NOT ALONE!
Tom "night seems to lacerate your brain" Richardson
P.S.--Of course, with Lisa and me on her side, she is DOOMED, the poor
thing!
P.P.S.--Wonderful! Just give me your hand, 'cause your....
: Don't go, Kiboluv! It's only the sissies who are scared of you! Just remember
: that mean people have a low self-esteem, too!
Don't call me mean! I mean, I do not have a low self-esteem! DAMN! Am I
mean or just MISUNDERSTOOD?
: PS: Am I throwing myself into the fray of this whole Kiboluv/Jen/n flamewar,
: and if so, will I regret it later?
Don't let me be, Miss Understood.
: PPPS: Is a.r.k., like, some twisted experiment in hive-mindedness or
: something? Is it my imagination, or is it getting harder and harder to tell
: who wrote what?
What R U talking About??????? =D =D =D
PS - I am like, all disoriented, and stuff.
PPS - Have you ever slept 12 hours before, or do you know someone who has?
: Yes.
Yes.
: Michele "next!" Tepper
tj "next what?" m
>PPS - Have you ever slept 12 hours before, or do you know someone who has?
Yep. Done it. Know people who have.
Yours,
Dr. Eli "Sleep Junkie" Higgins
PS: Or did you mean 12 hours in a row?
--
"I can wear big kid pants, too!"
Yes.
> : Michele "next!" Tepper
> tj "next what?" m
"Jesse 'i can't go next / i'll go next' Garon"
__________________
http://www.primenet.com/~grifter
I am the God damnedest mass of tact known to the human race
BEATRICE -- MAXIMUM CINEMA -- INTERNATIONAL POP OVERTHROW
>PPPS: Is a.r.k., like, some twisted experiment in hive-mindedness or
>something? Is it my imagination, or is it getting harder and harder to tell
>who wrote what?
>PPPPPPPS: Really, I'll jump into just about any flamewar. I don't understand
>it--they're oddly compelling, though.
I have no joke here; I just like saying "oddly compelling". As for the
hive mind thing, you're obviously misquoting Robert Louis Hubbard's
_Van Nostrom's Hive_ and should be taken out and beat about the head with
a two-foot section of garden hose (but not the part with the metal bit
because that would HURT!!! =D =D). Also, there's a starman/n waiting in
the sky. He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'll blow our minds.
--
Sincerely,
Joe Bay
PS I am not a crackpot.
Yes.
>> : Yes.
>>
>> Yes.
>
>Yes.
Louis "First!" Nick
Er, excuse me - I'm not. [And a damn good thing for y'all it is too. Extra
points for identifying what the apostrophe stands for correctly.]
|: Michele "next!" Tepper
|
|tj "next what?" m
Dave "next on a.r.k: floating chocolate hedgehogs!" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney d...@panacea.phys.utk.edu "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. Disclaimer: IMHO; VRbeableURLAP
"Should we go next?"
"Yes, let's go next."
(They do not move)
Michele "maybe we'll go next tomorrow." Tepper
--
Michele Tepper "It's not that I've forgotten -- it's just that I
mi...@umich.edu *want* to forget." -- Jonathan Freedman
: Yes.
: >> : Yes.
: >>
: >> Yes.
: >
: >Yes.
It just occured to me that a.r.k. is like Akbar and Jeff, except lots of
them.
tj "i'm the guy with the fez" m
--
"like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete" - Doctor Murdock
r o r - a l u c a r d
pigdog: http://www.arlington.com/~tjames/pig/pigdog.html
~Average DNA replicates itself geometrically -- J. Goad~
Considering all the sexual subtexts and love-hate relationships around
here, I guess you are right.
-Jay
jay...@panix.com in NYC
the "c" stands for "coconut hut"
Does that make Kibo Matt Groening or Binky?
P.S. - I hate you. I hate you. I love you.
<touches index fingers with tjames>
5150
jeff 'n' akbar's kibology hut! (formerly jeff 'n' akbar's neutopia bistro)
--
Basque \'bask\ n [F, fr. L Vasco]
1: one of a people of obscure origin inhabiting the western
Pyrenees on the Bay of Biscay 2: the language of the Basques of
unknown relationship 3: (not cap) a tight-fitting bodice for women.
<picture of Marek tied to a chair>
"And you'll *stay* in a.r.k until your morale improves, young man!"
>5150
>jeff 'n' akbar's kibology hut! (formerly jeff 'n' akbar's neutopia bistro)
Dave "Forbidden words 1995.3.23: 'Faulkner'" DeLaney