OK, how's about this:
Eli Balin
ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
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Eli M. Balin
Erich Burton
:Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
:ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
I'd rather see her eat a live rat on Cheers, actually.
Was I the only one who was disappointed that "V" wasn't anything at all
like the book? If I was Thomas Pynchon, I'd sue.
__
Erich Burton "If I was Kibo, I'd order Matt McIrvin to
explain the joke, and _then_ I'd sue."
Ian J. Ball
(Eli Balin) wrote:
> Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
> ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
That was Jane Baddler (sp?), *not* Kirstie Allie; Allie was the one in
Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.
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Kirstie Alley in "V". I don't remember her being on the series unless
it was a one-shot deal.
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Gharlane of Eddore
>
> Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers,"
> Kirstie Alley ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
Try "Jane Badler."
Shorter, better-looking, better actress, considerably brighter.
Gharlane of Eddore
In <3htn4b$h...@lincoln.megatek.com> mi...@lincoln.megatek.com (Mike Lyon) writes:
>
> It would be better if she ripped off her clothes!!
>
Wrong. She's fat as a pig, in poor condition, and smokes like a chimney.
If you're going to have an actress strip, pick an *attractive* one.
Gharlane of Eddore
> Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers,"
> Kirstie Alley ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
(As already noted, it wasn't Kirstie. Try "Jane Badler.")
In <3htmq8$8...@news.bu.edu> ebu...@buphy.bu.edu (Erich Burton) writes:
>
> I'd rather see her eat a live rat on Cheers, actually.
It wasn't a rat that Jane Badler ate. It was a hollow chocolate mouse.
The rumor mill reports that she refused a third shoot on the scene due
to the fact that she was past her calorie consumption limit for the week.
> Was I the only one who was disappointed that "V" wasn't anything at
> all like the book? If I was Thomas Pynchon, I'd sue.
Actually, it's more directly derived from a different book....
"NECROSCOPE 'V'," by Brian Lumley. (Subtitled "DEADSPAWN.")
Available at your nearest bookstore.
> __
> Erich Burton "If I was Kibo, I'd order Matt McIrvin to
> explain the joke, and _then_ I'd sue."
^^^ Be elegant, use "were."
Gardner S Trask
>That was Jane Baddler (sp?), *not* Kirstie Allie; Allie was the one in
>Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.
Pardon me, I think you mean "Wrath of Kant" This is the film where James
Tirebiter Kirkegaurd wrestles with the metaphisical illuminations of
western philisophy. The whole movie is one big setup where he travels
back in time, just to scream the lame joke "I'm Jung again".
HTH
Gard "Green eggs and Zen." Trask
P.S. Yes, I know I used the 'eggs' tag befor, but it just seemed so to
fit here.
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Tjames Madison
: Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
Yeah.
It would be *really* cool if Woody Harrelson could morph into something
else on "Cheers," like he did in "Terminator 2".
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:elib...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu (Eli Balin) writes:
:
::Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
::ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
:
:I'd rather see her eat a live rat on Cheers, actually.
:
:Was I the only one who was disappointed that "V" wasn't anything at all
:like the book? If I was Thomas Pynchon, I'd sue.
Yeah, but she'd have to pay royalties to Bono, since he did that on stage at
concerts ever since he left Bloody Sabbath.
--
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Gardner S Trask
>In article <D43nn...@world.std.com>, tr...@world.std.com (Gardner S
>Trask) wrote:
>> IJB...@aol.com (Ian J. Ball) writes:
>> >That was Jane Baddler (sp?), *not* Kirstie Allie; Allie was the one in
>> >Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.
>>
>> Pardon me, I think you mean "Wrath of Kant" This is the film where James
>> Tirebiter Kirkegaurd wrestles with the metaphisical illuminations of
>> western philisophy. The whole movie is one big setup where he travels
>> back in time, just to scream the lame joke "I'm Jung again".
>I believe you are mistaken. Kirkegaard screams "I'm Jung again" in "The
>Crepes of Wrath", with Dom DeLuis as the fat homosexual french chef in the
>WPA soup kitchen, REMEMBER? The metaphysical illuminations of western
>philosophy was what was in the briefcase in "Pulp Fiction". Geesh.
Close, but you are mistaking the breifcase in "Pulp friction" with the
trunk of the Nova in "Repo Man". This starred Emelio Valdez as the
repoman wannabe who splits the winning lottery ticket with the
disgrunteled postal employee. and NO, I DO NOT HAVE A PICTURE OF EMELIO
FLOORING THE GAS PEDDLE OF THE NOVA, DON'T EVEN ASK. It is obvious that
it was metaphysical illumination when in the last scene we see Martin
Sheen open the trunk, light up like a little timmy reply, and fly away.
P.S. Disney STILL has not settled the lawsuit for stealing the
"chitty,chitty, bang,bang" reference.
HTH
Gard "FOOD - DRINK" Trask
David Base
> IJB...@aol.com (Ian J. Ball) writes:
> >That was Jane Baddler (sp?), *not* Kirstie Allie; Allie was the one in
> >Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.
>
> Pardon me, I think you mean "Wrath of Kant" This is the film where James
> Tirebiter Kirkegaurd wrestles with the metaphisical illuminations of
> western philisophy. The whole movie is one big setup where he travels
> back in time, just to scream the lame joke "I'm Jung again".
I believe you are mistaken. Kirkegaard screams "I'm Jung again" in "The
PFLewis(MGOVG)
: Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
No no no, you're thinking of Joe Piscopo in Goodfellas. Kirstie Alley
is a boxer, three time world heavyweight champeen, if memory serves.
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"Reneerob we give up" | pfl...@netcom.com
-- Nnnnng |
Gharlane of Eddore
Trask) wrote:
> >I believe you are mistaken. Kirkegaard screams "I'm Jung again" in "The
> >Crepes of Wrath", with Dom DeLuis as the fat homosexual french chef in the
> >WPA soup kitchen, REMEMBER? The metaphysical illuminations of western
> >philosophy was what was in the briefcase in "Pulp Fiction". Geesh.
>
> Close, but you are mistaking the breifcase in "Pulp friction" with the
> trunk of the Nova in "Repo Man". This starred Emelio Valdez as the
> repoman wannabe who splits the winning lottery ticket with the
> disgrunteled postal employee. and NO, I DO NOT HAVE A PICTURE OF EMELIO
> FLOORING THE GAS PEDDLE OF THE NOVA, DON'T EVEN ASK. It is obvious that
> it was metaphysical illumination when in the last scene we see Martin
> Sheen open the trunk, light up like a little timmy reply, and fly away.
In <dbase-17029...@mac126.bbn.com> db...@bbn.com (David Base) writes:
>
> I beg to differ. Sure, Harry Dean Stanton was in "Repo Man", but he
> played the hooker with the heart of gold. He played the disgrunteled
> postal employee (walking across the desert in a dark suit and red baseball
> hat, who could forget?) in James Mitchner's "Texas", and later revived the
> role in "Paris is Burning", with Michael Kinsley. The Martin Sheen
> character in "Repo Man" was played by Emilio Conchita Alonza. Remember
> the bathtub scene with Robin Williams?
This is entirely incorrect. The "hooker with the heart of gold" was
played by Gina Gallegos, also noted for her magnificent performances
in "LUST IN THE DUST," an episode of "VOYAGERS," and her starring work
in "THE COLOR OF MONEY;" she is also noted for her magnificent
portrayal of Mel Gibson in "THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY."
Harry Dean Stanton was played by Robin Williams, the assault victim
in the park was played by Cindy Williams, the music was done by
Vaughan Williams, and the piano solos you *thought* that Sheen
was playing were actually played by Roger Williams; and the President
was played by William Devane.
The major problem with the movie occurred when all the Bills were paid.
By the way, the Nova With The Alien In The Trunk was played by Herbie
The Love Bug, due to a gutsy casting decision by the co-producer, a
retired "Monkee."
-A.HEUER
said something like wouldn't it be great if Kirstie Alley peeled
her face off on an episode of Cheers like she did in "V." Well,
actually she did pull her face off on Cheers. It was in a dream
that Sam Malone had, she pulled her face off and she was
Al (the older guy who sat at the other side of the bar.) At the
time I thought it was just creepy, but not having ever seen "V"
perhaps it was a reference to that?
Ava Heuer
AT&T Bell Labs
a...@hogpa.att.com
Erich Burton
:Erich Burton <ebu...@buphy.bu.edu> wrote:
::elib...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu (Eli Balin) writes:
:::Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
:::ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
::
::I'd rather see her eat a live rat on Cheers, actually.
::
::Was I the only one who was disappointed that "V" wasn't anything at all
::like the book? If I was Thomas Pynchon, I'd sue.
:
:Yeah, but she'd have to pay royalties to Bono, since he did that on stage at
:concerts ever since he left Bloody Sabbath.
Bono sued the producers of "V" live onstage?
Oh, I get it -- you mean Bono ate a live rat onstage. Well, actually
it was a small dog named "Snuggles", and he didn't really eat it, he
just bit its head off.
Casey Kasem wrote a song about the incident, as I recall -- that was
what prompted Bono to sue Casey and his band 'Spyplane'. Casey lost,
and Bono made Kasem eat all the master tapes. Casey got heavy-metal
poisoning and then counter-sued Bloody _Sunday_, but he died before
the case was resolved. As partial restitution, Casey's wife Kirstie
Alley did get to appear on the show Cheers (which is written by Bono's
cousin Albert Brooks), but she didn't eat anything or rip her face
off, as far as I know. I wish I knew how those silly rumors about
her eating a rat got started in the first place.
__
Erich Burton "This is bullshit. These guys are from England
and who gives a shit?" -- Casey Kasem
David Base
Trask) wrote:
> >I believe you are mistaken. Kirkegaard screams "I'm Jung again" in "The
> >Crepes of Wrath", with Dom DeLuis as the fat homosexual french chef in the
> >WPA soup kitchen, REMEMBER? The metaphysical illuminations of western
> >philosophy was what was in the briefcase in "Pulp Fiction". Geesh.
>
>
> Close, but you are mistaking the breifcase in "Pulp friction" with the
> trunk of the Nova in "Repo Man". This starred Emelio Valdez as the
> repoman wannabe who splits the winning lottery ticket with the
> disgrunteled postal employee. and NO, I DO NOT HAVE A PICTURE OF EMELIO
> FLOORING THE GAS PEDDLE OF THE NOVA, DON'T EVEN ASK. It is obvious that
> it was metaphysical illumination when in the last scene we see Martin
> Sheen open the trunk, light up like a little timmy reply, and fly away.
I beg to differ. Sure, Harry Dean Stanton was in "Repo Man", but he
played the hooker with the heart of gold. He played the disgrunteled
postal employee (walking across the desert in a dark suit and red baseball
hat, who could forget?) in James Mitchner's "Texas", and later revived the
role in "Paris is Burning", with Michael Kinsley. The Martin Sheen
character in "Repo Man" was played by Emilio Conchita Alonza. Remember
the bathtub scene with Robin Williams?
db
Powdered Toast Man/n
::
::Yeah, but she'd have to pay royalties to Bono, since he did that on stage at
::concerts ever since he left Bloody Sabbath.
:
:Bono sued the producers of "V" live onstage?
:
:Oh, I get it -- you mean Bono ate a live rat onstage. Well, actually
:it was a small dog named "Snuggles", and he didn't really eat it, he
:just bit its head off.
Sounds good so far, but here's where you went wrong...
:Casey Kasem wrote a song about the incident, as I recall -- that was
:what prompted Bono to sue Casey and his band 'Spyplane'. Casey lost,
:and Bono made Kasem eat all the master tapes. Casey got heavy-metal
:poisoning and then counter-sued Bloody _Sunday_, but he died before
:the case was resolved. As partial restitution, Casey's wife Kirstie
:Alley did get to appear on the show Cheers (which is written by Bono's
:cousin Albert Brooks), but she didn't eat anything or rip her face
:off, as far as I know. I wish I knew how those silly rumors about
:her eating a rat got started in the first place.
Now you see, you have to make the trolls ridiculous, but just believable
enough that we might be able to actually snare someone. Kirstie Alley ate
lots on Cheers. Think about it! If she didn't eat, she'd starve to death!
Jesse Garon
> >> IJB...@aol.com (Ian J. Ball) writes:
> >> >That was Jane Baddler (sp?), *not* Kirstie Allie; Allie was the one in
> >> >Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.
See, the ORIGINAL mistake here is that it was Kate, not Allie, who
was in STII.
> >I believe you are mistaken. Kirkegaard screams "I'm Jung again" in "The
> >Crepes of Wrath", with Dom DeLuis as the fat homosexual french chef in the
> >WPA soup kitchen, REMEMBER? The metaphysical illuminations of western
> >philosophy was what was in the briefcase in "Pulp Fiction". Geesh.
> Close, but you are mistaking the breifcase in "Pulp friction" with the
> trunk of the Nova in "Repo Man". This starred Emelio Valdez as the
> repoman wannabe who splits the winning lottery ticket with the
> disgrunteled postal employee. and NO, I DO NOT HAVE A PICTURE OF EMELIO
> FLOORING THE GAS PEDDLE OF THE NOVA, DON'T EVEN ASK. It is obvious that
> it was metaphysical illumination when in the last scene we see Martin
> Sheen open the trunk, light up like a little timmy reply, and fly away.
I hate to correct you, Gardner, because you are generally so wellversed
in these matters, and do great credit to alt.krunk, but in this case I
feel that you are in error. First off, Valdez does not split the ticket
with the postalworker, but with the old coot played by Walter Brennan,
who sits around the fire toothless because he lost his fake teeth to
the African-American repoman in a poker game. Second, it is not Martin
Sheen who opens the trunk, but his brother, whose professional acting
name is Jay Fulton. And the metaphysical illumination comes when the
NAZIS open the trunk of the car in the second-to-the-last-scene, and
are turned into space dust.
"Jesse Garon" wants you to guess how many pairs of shoes he owns.
Guess how many socks.
Tjames Madison
: Pardon me, I think you mean "Wrath of Kant" This is the film where James
: Tirebiter Kirkegaurd wrestles with the metaphisical illuminations of
: western philisophy. The whole movie is one big setup where he travels
: back in time, just to scream the lame joke "I'm Jung again".
_Subtlety_, Gard: just think of ST trolls as Now and Later candies - they
last a long time and little gooey bits get stuck between your teeth.
Besides, everyone knows you meant "Wrath of Cohn," that TV movie about
the famous lawyer from Boston. You misspelled "Kirkaguard," too.
Sean Vanderfluit
: Close, but you are mistaking the breifcase in "Pulp friction" with the
: trunk of the Nova in "Repo Man".
I believe that briefcase also played the suitcase Mr. Gower bought for
George Bailey in Frank Zappa's "It's a Wonderful Life" starring Jimmy
Smits and Donna Dixon, the story of how the town of Niagra Falls would
have become a tacky tourist town dominated by the money grubbing crusty
old Mr. Kotter.
Gardner S Trask
>Gardner S Trask (tr...@world.std.com) wrote:
>: Pardon me, I think you mean "Wrath of Kant" This is the film where James
>: Tirebiter Kirkegaurd wrestles with the metaphisical illuminations of
>: western philisophy. The whole movie is one big setup where he travels
>: back in time, just to scream the lame joke "I'm Jung again".
>_Subtlety_, Gard: just think of ST trolls as Now and Later candies - they
>last a long time and little gooey bits get stuck between your teeth.
>Besides, everyone knows you meant "Wrath of Cohn," that TV movie about
>the famous lawyer from Boston. You misspelled "Kirkaguard," too.
>--
Indeed I misspelt it, I was afaraid if I spelled it Kirk&Gard everyone
would start talking. As for _Subtlety_, I tried. I only made reference to
3 western phiolosophers, left Frued completly out, did not discuss ego,
id, or super id because I knew it would denegrate into another of those
annoying "little timmy" threads that I hate and waste just so much
bandwidth, and not once made the joke "Does the name Pavlov ring a bell".
I thought I was being very subtle. But I DO appreciate these free lessons
from a.r.k. veterans. I have only been here since December and have
already learned so much. Can I try to snatch the pebble again?
P.S. Is it too late for the "five best words in the english language"
thread? I vote for "metephysical illuminations of western philosophy",
even thoug it was I who originally wrote it. I also appologize how much
it sounds like something Dennis Miller would say.
P.P.S. "Wrath of Cohn" was the 'Title' for a 'Spensor: Will detect for
food' Episode. You know, the show starring Robert "front row" Ucker, and
the guy who nows plays the captain on SQ:TNG.
Gard "In awe of your kibo knowledge, master" Trask
P.P.P.S. 'Jesse' I'm guessing you have 32 pairs of shoes. Three with
mirrors pasted to them (for those dates with w e d n e s d a y and Eliz"
,and 47 socks (13 haven been eaten by the dryer from hell".)
Powdered Toast Man/n
Tjames Madison <tja...@netcom.com> wrote:
:Eli Balin (elib...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu) wrote:
:: Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
:: ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
:
:Yeah.
:
:It would be *really* cool if Woody Harrelson could morph into something
:else on "Cheers," like he did in "Terminator 2".
Great, first biting the heads off rats now this. I'm afraid Michael Jordan
patented the morphing technique because of the end seequence of his 1990 video
"Back in Black". (Not the uncut version's end, where he jumps a school bus
over a bridge.)
Rob Leitman
'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> wrote:
>"Jesse Garon" wants you to guess how many pairs of shoes he owns.
>Guess how many socks.
Yeah, right. You didn't say `"Jesse Garon" says'.
Rob "Paul Simon wears a bow-tie" Leitman
Eli Balin
:>
:>: Pardon me, I think you mean "Wrath of Kant" This is the film where James
:>: Tirebiter Kirkegaurd wrestles with the metaphisical illuminations of
:>: western philisophy. The whole movie is one big setup where he travels
:>: back in time, just to scream the lame joke "I'm Jung again".
:>
:>_Subtlety_, Gard: just think of ST trolls as Now and Later candies - they
:>last a long time and little gooey bits get stuck between your teeth.
:>
:>Besides, everyone knows you meant "Wrath of Cohn," that TV movie about
You misspelled "Zen." Hope this helps.
>the famous lawyer from Boston. You misspelled "Kirkaguard," too.
>--
>
> "like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete" - Doctor Murdock
> r o r - a l u c a r d
> pigdog: http://www.arlington.com/~tjames/pig/pigdog.htm
> ~we're all normal and we want our freedom~
--
Eli M. Balin
Jesse Garon
> thread? I vote for "metephysical illuminations of western philosophy",
> even thoug it was I who originally wrote it. I also appologize how much
> it sounds like something Dennis Miller would say.
My vote for five best words are "tersely worded statement issued today".
> P.P.P.S. 'Jesse' I'm guessing you have 32 pairs of shoes. Three with
> mirrors pasted to them (for those dates with w e d n e s d a y and Eliz"
> ,and 47 socks (13 haven been eaten by the dryer from hell".)
You were very, very close. ALL my shoes have mirrors, and you left
out the Jen/ns!
_________
It is not a matter of putting poetry at
the service of revolution http://www.primenet.com/~grifter/
but rather of putting grifter @ p r i m e n e t . c o m
revolution at the service of poetry
Sean Smith
> Eli Balin (elib...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu) wrote:
> : Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
> : ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
>
> Yeah.
>
> It would be *really* cool if Woody Harrelson could morph into something
> else on "Cheers," like he did in "Terminator 2".>
What? You mean that wasn't David Ogden Stiers? I thought for sure it was him,
after watching his masterful work in "Predator."
> ~we're all normal and we want our freedom~
To which I can only reply: "My pink half of the drainpipe
I may paint it blue
My pink half of the drainpipe
Keeps me safe from you."
("And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes...")
Sean ("And Val Doonican as himself--'Hello there!'") Smith
smt...@bcvms.bc.edu
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Thomas M Richardson
>> Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
>> ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
Ian "Darth" Ball (IJB...@aol.com) responded:
> That was Jane Baddler (sp?), *not* Kirstie Allie; Allie was the one in
> Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.
Actually, Ricardo Montalban (sp?) was the one in the "Wrath of Con" and the
"message" of the movie was "You can't cheat an honest man." George C. Scott
got an Oscar nomination for it, too.
Tom "Siskel" Richardson
P.S.--In the movie "What's New Pussycat", they flash "Author's Message" at
the appropriate time. I think all really deep movies should do that
too. Isn't it cool that Tom Jones is back in the charts?
Thomas M Richardson
> Pardon me, I think you mean "Wrath of Kant" This is the film where James
> Tirebiter Kirkegaurd wrestles with the metaphisical illuminations of
> western philisophy. The whole movie is one big setup where he travels
> back in time, just to scream the lame joke "I'm Jung again".
You're a cruel man, Gard. This is the only thing you've posted in a week
that the alt.atheism gang would enjoy and you REFUSED to post it to a.a.
But, who am I to judge?
Tom "Whopner (sp?)" Richardson
P.S.--I think the X-Files is a lot like that old TV show with Stephanie
Zimbalist's dad, except on the X-Files they don't say "the names
were changed to protect the innocent" because they have more GUTS!
Mike Lyon
Bruce Ediger
:In <3htehm$q...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu>
: elib...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu (Eli Balin) writes:
:> Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers,"
:> Kirstie Alley ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
:
:Try "Jane Badler."
:
: Shorter, better-looking, better actress, considerably brighter.
Also, "more naked".
Doctor Science
>:Was I the only one who was disappointed that "V" wasn't anything at all
>:like the book? If I was Thomas Pynchon, I'd sue.
Of course not; don't be ridiculous!
>Yeah, but she'd have to pay royalties to Bono, since he did that on stage at
>concerts ever since he left Bloody Sabbath.
Sonny Bono ripped off his face at a concert? K00L! But wasn't the band called
"Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath"?
--
Sincerely,
Joe Bay
PS I am not a crackpot.
Doctor Science
>disgrunteled postal employee. and NO, I DO NOT HAVE A PICTURE OF EMELIO
>FLOORING THE GAS PEDDLE OF THE NOVA, DON'T EVEN ASK. It is obvious that
Not that it would have any effect (flooring the gas pedal). Everyone knows
that "Chevy Nova" means "the car doesn't go" in Esperanto! Haw! Get it?
Doctor Science
Doctor Science
Gosh, repossessing people's stuff is the hardest part of my job.
Doctor Science
>I believe that briefcase also played the suitcase Mr. Gower bought for
>George Bailey in Frank Zappa's "It's a Wonderful Life" starring Jimmy
>Smits and Donna Dixon, the story of how the town of Niagra Falls would
>have become a tacky tourist town dominated by the money grubbing crusty
>old Mr. Kotter.
No, no. You're thinking of "Welcome Back, Mr. Kotter" in which a high school
teacher in Brooklyn gets his revenge on the pawn shop owner and the cop who
anally raped him. The money-grubbing "crusty"(sic) old guy was in fact
Herschel Krustovsky, better known as "Krusty the Klown".
Where would you people be without me?
Doctor Science
>P.S.--In the movie "What's New Pussycat", they flash "Author's Message" at
^^^^^^^^^^
You misspelled "Faster". Hope this helps!
> the appropriate time. I think all really deep movies should do that
> too. Isn't it cool that Tom Jones is back in the charts?
Actually, all of Russ Myers' films have a really clear "moral" section at
the end, where we learn that having unnaturally large breasts isn't enough
to be a complete person. I think he's too subtle, though. There's so much
that the audience misses the first few times they see the movie.
Joe "Ere this night doth wane you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance"
Bay
Bruce Buck
>flu...@freenet.vancouver.bc.ca (Sean Vanderfluit) writes:
>
>No, no. You're thinking of "Welcome Back, Mr. Kotter" in which a high school
>teacher in Brooklyn gets his revenge on the pawn shop owner and the cop who
>anally raped him. The money-grubbing "crusty"(sic) old guy was in fact
>Herschel Krustovsky, better known as "Krusty the Klown".
No, Krusty is Herschel Bernardi. Herschel Krustovsky is Charlie the Tuna.
Adam Neil Villani
Doctor Science <b...@eden.rutgers.edu> wrote:
>tric...@ionet.net (Thomas M Richardson) writes:
>
>>P.S.--In the movie "What's New Pussycat", they flash "Author's Message" at
> ^^^^^^^^^^
>You misspelled "Faster". Hope this helps!
>
>> the appropriate time. I think all really deep movies should do that
>> too. Isn't it cool that Tom Jones is back in the charts?
>
>Actually, all of Russ Myers' films have a really clear "moral" section at
>the end, where we learn that having unnaturally large breasts isn't enough
>to be a complete person. I think he's too subtle, though. There's so much
>that the audience misses the first few times they see the movie.
>
Uhh, you've got "Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!," the Russ Meyer movie
about the wild women in the desert with big breasts, confused with
"What's New, Pussycat?" the first movie Woody Allen wrote, which has
Tom Jones singing the title song.
--
Adam Villani
ad...@cco.caltech.edu
"It's a Long Beach thang. 21st Street."
Jesse Garon
>
> In article <3i91p5$k...@er7.rutgers.edu>,
> Doctor Science <b...@eden.rutgers.edu> wrote:
> >tric...@ionet.net (Thomas M Richardson) writes:
> >
> >>P.S.--In the movie "What's New Pussycat", they flash "Author's Message" at
> > ^^^^^^^^^^
> >You misspelled "Faster". Hope this helps!
> >Actually, all of Russ Myers' films have a really clear "moral" section at
> >the end, where we learn that having unnaturally large breasts isn't enough
> >to be a complete person. I think he's too subtle, though. There's so much
> >that the audience misses the first few times they see the movie.
> Uhh, you've got "Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!," the Russ Meyer movie
> about the wild women in the desert with big breasts, confused with
> "What's New, Pussycat?" the first movie Woody Allen wrote, which has
> Tom Jones singing the title song.
It is a sign of how ignant you are, sir, that you are unaware that
"What's New, Pussycat?", the Hong Kong kung fu epic redubbed with
lines written by Woody Allen, was the SECOND film that he wrote, and
that the FIRST film that he wrote was "Please Don't Eat the Daisies",
which starred Paul Newman as an American tourist trapped behind the
Iron Curtain, and Julie Andrews as, you know, I forget exactly what
she was doing in the film other than playing kissyface with Newman.
Look for Jackie Gleason as a scientist with a lot of knowledge!
______
Review of FEDERAL HILL:
http://www.primenet.com/~grifter/cinema/federal.html
This weekend in MAXIMUM CINEMA
Austin George Loomis
INDY: Kibologists. Why'd it have to be kibologists?
[Scene: Gandalf lecturing.]
GANDALF: Go not to the kibologists for counsel, for they will say both "yea"
and "nay" and "you misspelled `Count Chocula'; hope this helps".
In article <IJBall-1502951336340001@mac_rbk_3.chem.ucla.edu>,
Ian J. Ball <IJB...@aol.com> wrote:
>In article <3htehm$q...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu>, elib...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu
>(Eli Balin) wrote:
>
>> Wouldn't it be really neat if on an episode of "Cheers," Kirstie Alley
>> ripped her face off, like she did in "V?"
>
>That was Jane Baddler (sp?), *not* Kirstie Allie; Allie was the one in
>Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.
ObYouMisspelled: "Badler" and "Alley". Hope this helps.
ObWarning: You have fallen victim to a troll, on which custom I once posted a
comment to alt.slack, which now follows:
Subject: GULLIVER'S TROLLS (Was Re: How to pray good)
In article <3buaui$3...@er1.rutgers.edu> Joe Bay (b...@eden.rutgers.edu) writes:
>krol...@MCS.COM (Chris Krolczyk) writes:
>
>>Joseph Bay (b...@eden.rutgers.edu) wrote:
>
>>: Huh? It's WAY too obvious to be a troll. I mean, that's like saying
> ^^^^^
>>: Rudyard Kipling's _A Modest Proposal_ was a troll
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^
>
>>Two words: Johnathan Swift.
>
>Ten words:
>
>You Have Been Trolled.
>
>You Have Lost.
>
>Have A Nice Day.
>
>
Ah yes, trolling. Your charming domesticated primate custom of posting
deliberate misinformation, then jumping up and down and laughing like a
donkey at anyone so foolish as to think that truth or fact might have a
place in the discussions.
Talking of trolling and Jonathan Swift, I think he wrote the definitive
comment on the subject in his GULLIVER'S TRAVELS, for which reason I shall
excerpt it below.
>From _Travels into several remote Nations of the World, in four Parts. By
LEMUEL GULLIVER, first a Surgeon, and then a Captain of several Ships._
(London, 1726, corrected edition 1735) From Part Four, "A Voyage to the
Houyhnhnms", Chapter 4.
My master heard me with great appearances of uneasiness in his countenance;
because *doubting* or *not believing* are so little known in this country,
that the inhabitants cannot tell how to behave themselves under such
circumstances. And I remember in frequent discourses with my master
concering the nature of manhood, in other parts of the world, having
occasion to talk of *lying* and *false representation,* it was with much
difficulty that he comprehended what I meant; although he had otherwise a
most acute judgment. For he argued thus: that the use of speech was to make
us understand one another, and to receive information of facts; now if anyone
*said the thing which was not,* these ends were defeated; because I cannot
properly be said to understand him; and I am so far from receiving
information, that he leaves me worse than in ignorance; for I am led to
believe a thing *black* when it is *white,* and *short* when it is *long.*
And these were all the notions he had concerning the faculty of *lying,* so
perfectly well understood, and so universally practiced among human
creatures.
>
>--
>"There is much more to this demented post, than this paragraph."
I'm curious. Did Beckwith ever actually say, something like that?.
> -- Andrew Beckwith "Grate spirits have always encountered violint
> opposition from mediocer minds" -- A. Einstein
It's amazing, the fish you can catch if they don't pay attention. Even more
amazing is the fish you can catch if they do.
[Note: This refers to a discussion of the .sig in progress by somebody who
thought the misspelled Einstein quote was being attributed to Beckwith.]
>"Without trolling, the Internet wouldn't be where it is today" --John Yeung
Yes, it might actually be a place where information was exchanged and the
evolution of Mind and Species was kicked into gear. If I didn't know better,
I'd guess trolling was instituted by the Mind Police in their ongoing effort
to thwart any development toward clear and reasonable thinking, which effort
(they cannot, or refuse to, see) will ultimately destroy the planet, the
people, and the Mind Police themselves.
Think about it, won't you? Good night.
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