The State of the Union Drinking Game
nu-monet v5.0
the pretzel sticks.
RULES:
1) When one of the following words or expressions
are used:
"War on Terror" - Eat a pretzel stick and growl.
"Recession" - Yell "Spare Change?", SHOT of liquor.
"Homeland" - Jump to attention and salute.
"Good Jobs" - Yell "Hear! Hear!", drink sip of beer.
"Freedom" - Grab Crotch.
"Billion Dollars" - Yell "BULLSHIT!", drink sip of beer.
"Osama bin Laden" - SHOT of beer.
2) When the camera points at a democrat contender
for the next Presidential election, EVERYBODY DRINKS
A SHOTGLASS OF BEER.
3) When the camera points at a supreme court justice
with their eyes closed, EVERYBODY DRINKS A SHOT OF
LIQUOR.
4) When the camera points at an applause victim, then
everybody shouts "ASSHOLE!"
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Rev. Magdalen
news:3E35D...@succeeds.com
I'm up for it! Except that I will be substituting champagne for beer.
Beer is really gross. Tomorrow, in the IRC -- be there or be square!
--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.
--Bill Palmer on SubGenii
Ellis Dee
The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP
nu-monet v5.0 <like....@sex.org> wrote:
>
>2) When the camera points at a democrat contender
>for the next Presidential election, EVERYBODY DRINKS
>A SHOTGLASS OF BEER.
>
>3) When the camera points at a supreme court justice
>with their eyes closed, EVERYBODY DRINKS A SHOT OF
>LIQUOR.
>
>4) When the camera points at an applause victim, then
>everybody shouts "ASSHOLE!"
Some minor additions....
5) When the speach is *interupted* by applause... shot of beer. When
interupted by applause that goes into STANDING applause... shot of liquor.
6) In the Begining, note who is seated to the right of the First Lady
If it is a Captain of Industry, then Shot of beer.
If it is member of police force or similar agency, then shot of beer
and hit yourself in the ass with your shoe
If it is anyone having to do with science, yell "BOOM!" and shot of
beer.
If it is a religious figure, shot of liqour (yer gonna need it)
If it is a member of the Military, then just finish the goddam bottle
and pass the fuck out, the speach is gonna be painful.
--
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"Scientology has the potential to free humanity from the crippling yoke of
common sense, unshackling billions from the chains of century after
century of scientific precedent..." Frank Schaffner
Ellis Dee
"Ellis Dee" <fxt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> I will be keeping score and will report the results tomorrow.
>
>
Doctor Mugg
> "Ellis Dee" <fxt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > I will be keeping score and will report the results tomorrow.
> >
> >
> On second thought, I decied to get a life.
Drinking is a life. Uh-huh. Drinking combined with sociable anger
displacement is a rockin' good life.
-Dr. Mugg
nu-monet v5.0
>
> You need several drinks standing by, along with
> the pretzel sticks.
>
> RULES:
>
> 1) When one of the following words or expressions
> are used:
>
> "War on Terror" - Eat a pretzel stick and growl.
> "Recession" - Yell "Spare Change?", SHOT of liquor.
> "Homeland" - Jump to attention and salute.
> "Good Jobs" - Yell "Hear! Hear!", drink sip of beer.
> "Freedom" - Grab Crotch.
> "Billion Dollars" - Yell "BULLSHIT!", drink sip of beer.
> "Osama bin Laden" - SHOT of beer.
>
War on Terror == 2
Recession == 2
Homeland == 3
Good Jobs == 0
Freedom == 5
Billion (Dollars) == 5
Osama bin Laden == 0 (must be dead)
LIQUOR TOTALS
Liquor == 2 shots
Beer == 5 sips beer
Joe Cosby
<not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
>Good Jobs == 0
>Freedom == 5
Kinda says it all.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment
for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
>
> War on Terror == 2
> Recession == 2
> Homeland == 3
> Good Jobs == 0
> Freedom == 5
> Billion (Dollars) == 5
> Osama bin Laden == 0 (must be dead)
>
attention span really is.
--With love, the Rabbs
William Barwell
> You need several drinks standing by, along with
> the pretzel sticks.
>
> RULES:
>
> 1) When one of the following words or expressions
> are used:
>
> "War on Terror" - Eat a pretzel stick and growl.
> "Recession" - Yell "Spare Change?", SHOT of liquor.
> "Homeland" - Jump to attention and salute.
> "Good Jobs" - Yell "Hear! Hear!", drink sip of beer.
> "Freedom" - Grab Crotch.
> "Billion Dollars" - Yell "BULLSHIT!", drink sip of beer.
> "Osama bin Laden" - SHOT of beer.
>
GWBUsh: "Osama who?"
--
Cheerful Charlie
> 2) When the camera points at a democrat contender
> for the next Presidential election, EVERYBODY DRINKS
> A SHOTGLASS OF BEER.
>
> 3) When the camera points at a supreme court justice
> with their eyes closed, EVERYBODY DRINKS A SHOT OF
> LIQUOR.
>
> 4) When the camera points at an applause victim, then
> everybody shouts "ASSHOLE!"
>
>
--
Cheerful Charlie
Joe Cosby
Y'know, next year after George W Bush Jr. gets re-elected and he does
is next state of the onion address, be sure to add:
"OUR RESOLVE IS FIRM AND HARD!"
to the droinking game.
Because he always says it, and fuck it cracks me up each time he does.
I can just see Laura Bush shift ever so slightly in her seat every
time he does.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
'Thingy' is the superclass from which all nouns derive.
Pope AaaooogahKersplat! IV (The Fourth)
<snip>
> "OUR RESOLVE IS FIRM AND HARD!"
Mmmm.. firm and hard *drool*
Pope AaaooogahKesplat! IV (The Fourth)
- Pope of General Perversion
GuranGuran
Good. I assume we can now conclude on a summary of this years' State
of the Union:
"Growl, growl, spare change? Spare change? YAaaarrRRrrgH! BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!! BULLSHIT!!!! BULLSHIT!!!!!"
...
nu-monet v5.0
>
> Good. I assume we can now conclude on a summary of
> this years' State of the Union:
>
> "Growl, growl, spare change? Spare change?
> YAaaarrRRrrgH! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!!
> BULLSHIT!!!! BULLSHIT!!!!!"
>
Which is pretty much the anwer you'd get from that
old homeless schizophrenic guy who blows bubbles
in his coffee and washes his hands with pigeon
poop before trying to stave in your skull with a
brick to let your soul go free from its prison.
--
"It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody
running around just covered with syphilis?
And then it was destroyed by the volcano."
--Joan Collins