SPECIAL MESSAGE TO CONTEST WINNERS
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To: Winners of the Guess the Single Malt Scotch Contest
We are pleased to announce that your award packages have been delivered
to the United States Postal Service for swift and priority
transportation to your homes.
We hope you have enjoyed playing "Guess the Single Malt Scotch" and look
forward to your participation in the upcoming "Guess the Micro Brew" and
"Guess the Form of Super Absorbent Protection" contests, the dates of
which will be announced in a future posting.
Thank you.
RussellBee
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
By the way, when you say "Super Absorbent Protection," I assume you are
talking about paper towels, right? That's what you're talking about,
right? Paper towels, right? Right?
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I imagine this might be a ... um ... bunchy alternative, but I'll give
it a shot.
Thanks!
RussellBee
I didn't read this.
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Really? You should. You've given a whole new meaning to the Funch a
Bunch gang. Way to go Big Bunchy!
RussellBee
Oh, no no. No. It was the "Funch Bunch," followed by the "Buncha Funch."
There was never a "Funcha Bunch." I'm sorry, but you're factually
mistaken.
DAVIDHERO
pla) says
::
::Really? You should. You've given a whole new meaning to the Funch a
::Bunch gang. Way to go Big Bunchy!
I'm still POed about that.
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Oh, yes yes. Yes. I'm remembering it correctly. There was some confusion
surrounding the name, but it was Funcha Bunch. Definitely. I'm sorry
that you're factually mistaken, Big Bunchy.
By the way, you're idea isn't working out so well. Unless I can shake
this feeling of sitting on a log, I may have to return to a more
traditional method.
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You need to let go and move on.
RussellBee
Oh, no no. No. You're remembering it wrong. First DH came up with the
"Funch Bunch." Then you satirized it with your "Buncha Funch." "Funcha
Bunch" wouldn't have been funny, see. But "Buncha Funch"--oh, that was
hilarious.
It was the "Buncha Funch." I'm sorry that you mistakenly think that I'm
factually mistaken, but you're mistaken.
>By the way, you're idea isn't working out so well. Unless I can shake
>this feeling of sitting on a log, I may have to return to a more
>traditional method.
Leaves and twigs? OK.
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Where's Deja when you need it?
> It was the "Buncha Funch." I'm sorry that you mistakenly think that I'm
> factually mistaken, but you're mistaken.
>
> >By the way, you're idea isn't working out so well. Unless I can shake
> >this feeling of sitting on a log, I may have to return to a more
> >traditional method.
>
> Leaves and twigs? OK.
No, just the bark part.
DAVIDHERO
<bigf...@subdimension.comxremovethisx> (my pla) says
::
::Oh, no no. No. It was the "Funch Bunch," followed by the "Buncha Funch."
::There was never a "Funcha Bunch." I'm sorry, but you're factually
::mistaken.
"Funch Bunch" was MY friggin idea. Not one single person wanted to
join. Then, she came up with this damn "Funcha Bunch" carpola, and
then EVERYONE wanted to join. Jeepers, that griped me to kingdom
come.
DAVIDHERO
pla) says
::
::
::
I *won't* let go, and I *won't* move on. I am *due* an apology. By
you.
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The success of the campaign was due in a large part to the careful
placement of the "A". Please don't hesitate to contact me in the future
if you have further usenet marketing issues.
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DAVIDHERO wrote:
>
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2001 15:21:07 -0500, pinch <pi...@theinsult.com> (my
> pla) says
> ::
> ::
> ::
> ::DAVIDHERO wrote:
> ::>
> ::> On Wed, 25 Apr 2001 14:35:07 -0500, pinch <pi...@theinsult.com> (my
> ::> pla) says
> ::> ::
> ::> ::Really? You should. You've given a whole new meaning to the Funch a
> ::> ::Bunch gang. Way to go Big Bunchy!
> ::>
> ::> I'm still POed about that.
> ::
> ::You need to let go and move on.
>
> I *won't* let go, and I *won't* move on. I am *due* an apology. By
> you.
I've just sprinkled your post with a little voodoo powder I got straight
from Marie Leveau. Tomorrow morning you'll be caring a lot less about
apologies and a lot more about . . . well, never mind.
DAVIDHERO
(my pla) says
::
::
::
"Marketing"??? Your idea of "marketing" is nothing less than THEFT!
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DAVIDHERO wrote:
>
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2001 21:37:29 GMT, pinch <pinchp...@earthlink.net>
> (my pla) says
> ::
> ::
> ::
> ::DAVIDHERO wrote:
> ::>
> ::> On Wed, 25 Apr 2001 12:46:36 -0700, RussellBee
> ::> <bigf...@subdimension.comxremovethisx> (my pla) says
> ::> ::
> ::> ::Oh, no no. No. It was the "Funch Bunch," followed by the "Buncha Funch."
> ::> ::There was never a "Funcha Bunch." I'm sorry, but you're factually
> ::> ::mistaken.
> ::>
> ::> "Funch Bunch" was MY friggin idea. Not one single person wanted to
> ::> join. Then, she came up with this damn "Funcha Bunch" carpola, and
> ::> then EVERYONE wanted to join. Jeepers, that griped me to kingdom
> ::> come.
> ::
> ::The success of the campaign was due in a large part to the careful
> ::placement of the "A". Please don't hesitate to contact me in the future
> ::if you have further usenet marketing issues.
>
> "Marketing"??? Your idea of "marketing" is nothing less than THEFT!
If there were laws protecting usenet schtick, it very well could be
considered theft. Since no such legislation exists, however, at best one
might consider it "largely borrowing" of your idea.
Again, my rates are reasonable. Contact me any time if you want your
usenet campaign to be a successful cone.
RussellBee
^^^^
Would this be another example of your "careful placement" of letters?
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I have no idea where that "C" came from. It was NOT there when I
originally sent the message, I assure you. One of the Usenet
Administrators, under the direction of DavidHero no doubt, must have
intercepted my message and placed it there in order to make me look
foolish.
DAVIDHERO
pla) says
::
::
::
::DAVIDHERO wrote:
::>
::> On Wed, 25 Apr 2001 21:37:29 GMT, pinch <pinchp...@earthlink.net>
::> (my pla) says
::> ::
::> ::
::> ::
::> ::DAVIDHERO wrote:
::> ::>
::> ::> On Wed, 25 Apr 2001 12:46:36 -0700, RussellBee
::> ::> <bigf...@subdimension.comxremovethisx> (my pla) says
::> ::> ::
::> ::> ::Oh, no no. No. It was the "Funch Bunch," followed by the "Buncha Funch."
::> ::> ::There was never a "Funcha Bunch." I'm sorry, but you're factually
::> ::> ::mistaken.
::> ::>
::> ::> "Funch Bunch" was MY friggin idea. Not one single person wanted to
::> ::> join. Then, she came up with this damn "Funcha Bunch" carpola, and
::> ::> then EVERYONE wanted to join. Jeepers, that griped me to kingdom
::> ::> come.
::> ::
::> ::The success of the campaign was due in a large part to the careful
::> ::placement of the "A". Please don't hesitate to contact me in the future
::> ::if you have further usenet marketing issues.
::>
::> "Marketing"??? Your idea of "marketing" is nothing less than THEFT!
::
::If there were laws protecting usenet schtick, it very well could be
::considered theft. Since no such legislation exists, however, at best one
::might consider it "largely borrowing" of your idea.
Usenet posts, as with email, are protected under US Copyright laws,
you damn thug.
::
::Again, my rates are reasonable. Contact me any time if you want your
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I suggest it's time to bone up on your intellectual property law
knowledge and how it relates to the electronic medium. Essentially, your
schtick is my canvas.
DAVIDHERO
says
::
::I suggest it's time to bone up on your intellectual property law
::knowledge and how it relates to the electronic medium. Essentially, your
::schtick is my canvas.
Oh, you petulant little whore. This infuriates me.
fizzgigg
DAVIDHERO wrote:
No, they are not.
>
>
> ::
> ::Again, my rates are reasonable. Contact me any time if you want your
> ::usenet campaign to be a successful cone.
--
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You are so PRETTY when you get mad. Are you sure you only like boys?
P.S. Your schtick is my playground! Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
DAVIDHERO
pla) says
::
::> Usenet posts, as with email, are protected under US Copyright laws,
::> you damn thug.
::
::No, they are not.
Hmmm?
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DAVIDHERO wrote:
>
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2001 09:37:09 -0500, pinch <pinchp...@earthlink.net>
> (my pla) says
> ::
> ::
> ::
> ::DAVIDHERO wrote:
> ::>
> ::> On Thu, 26 Apr 2001 03:37:19 GMT, pinch <pi...@theinsult.com> (my pla)
> ::> says
> ::> ::
> ::> ::I suggest it's time to bone up on your intellectual property law
> ::> ::knowledge and how it relates to the electronic medium. Essentially, your
> ::> ::schtick is my canvas.
> ::>
> ::> Oh, you petulant little whore. This infuriates me.
> ::
> ::You are so PRETTY when you get mad. Are you sure you only like boys?
> ::
> ::P.S. Your schtick is my playground! Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>
> Lawsuit.
And how much are you willing to spend to retain the rights to Funcha
Bunch? 20K? 50K? That's a downpayment on a charming Creole cottage in
Marigny, dontcha know.
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P.S. Your schtick? It's my sandbox! Peeeee hee hee ho ho!
DAVIDHERO
(my pla) says
::
::
::
::DAVIDHERO wrote:
::>
Gettin' ascared?????
DAVIDHERO
(my pla) says
::
::
Sandbox? Ha, more like litterbox.
pinch
Not particularly. Just trying to put this in persepctive for you. Funcha
Bunch vs. Life-Long-Dream. Hmmm... which would I pick...
pinch
So you're likening your schtick to kitty litter. In public. Is that wise
considering your pending lawsuit?
DAVIDHERO
(my pla) says
::
::
::
::DAVIDHERO wrote:
::>
When I win MILLIONS from you for copyright infringement, I will easily
be able to afford the Belfont Mansion.
DAVIDHERO
(my pla) says
::
::So you're likening your schtick to kitty litter. In public. Is that wise
::considering your pending lawsuit?
Truth is a defense.
pinch
And the truth is you'll be wasting your downpayment on an unwinnable
case.
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When you lose your case, you'll barely have enough to rent the room over
the garage. Please, think carefully about this. I'm only trying to help.
DAVIDHERO
(my pla) says
::
::
::
You covet my schtick.
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DAVIDHERO wrote:
>
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2001 20:10:58 GMT, pinch <pinchp...@earthlink.net>
> (my pla) says
> ::
> ::
> ::
> ::DAVIDHERO wrote:
> ::>
> ::> On Thu, 26 Apr 2001 16:47:20 GMT, pinch <pinchp...@earthlink.net>
> ::> (my pla) says
> ::> ::
> ::> ::So you're likening your schtick to kitty litter. In public. Is that wise
> ::> ::considering your pending lawsuit?
> ::>
> ::> Truth is a defense.
> ::
> ::And the truth is you'll be wasting your downpayment on an unwinnable
> ::case.
>
> You covet my schtick.
That was never in dispute, of course I do. Why do you think I
consistently appropriate it? It is the foundation, if not to my Garden
District mansion, then to my shotgun cottage in the Quarter.
DAVIDHERO
(my pla) says
::
::
::
::DAVIDHERO wrote:
::>
Hmm...now I forgot which schtick we were talking about.
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DAVIDHERO wrote:
>
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2001 20:54:05 GMT, pinch <pinchp...@earthlink.net>
> (my pla) says
> ::
> ::
> ::
> ::DAVIDHERO wrote:
> ::>
> ::> On Thu, 26 Apr 2001 20:10:58 GMT, pinch <pinchp...@earthlink.net>
> ::> (my pla) says
> ::> ::
> ::> ::
> ::> ::
> ::> ::DAVIDHERO wrote:
> ::> ::>
> ::> ::> On Thu, 26 Apr 2001 16:47:20 GMT, pinch <pinchp...@earthlink.net>
> ::> ::> (my pla) says
> ::> ::> ::
> ::> ::> ::So you're likening your schtick to kitty litter. In public. Is that wise
> ::> ::> ::considering your pending lawsuit?
> ::> ::>
> ::> ::> Truth is a defense.
> ::> ::
> ::> ::And the truth is you'll be wasting your downpayment on an unwinnable
> ::> ::case.
> ::>
> ::> You covet my schtick.
> ::
> ::That was never in dispute, of course I do. Why do you think I
> ::consistently appropriate it? It is the foundation, if not to my Garden
> ::District mansion, then to my shotgun cottage in the Quarter.
>
> Hmm...now I forgot which schtick we were talking about.
The so-so schtick that I made better with a few slight modifications.
DAVIDHERO
(my pla) says
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::DAVIDHERO wrote:
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Oh, Funch Bunch.*
* "Funch Bunch" and all derivations thereof copyright DAVIDHERO
PRODUCTIONS 2000, 2001.
pinch
Too little too late, my toe-loving friend.
RussellBee
>RussellBee wrote:
>>
>>They all laughed when pinch <pi...@theinsult.com> said:
>>
>>>RussellBee wrote:
>>>>
>>>>They all laughed when pinch <pi...@theinsult.com> said:
[...]
>>>>>Really? You should. You've given a whole new meaning to the Funch a
>>>>>Bunch gang. Way to go Big Bunchy!
>>>>
>>>>Oh, no no. No. It was the "Funch Bunch," followed by the "Buncha Funch."
>>>>There was never a "Funcha Bunch." I'm sorry, but you're factually
>>>>mistaken.
>>>
>>>Oh, yes yes. Yes. I'm remembering it correctly. There was some confusion
>>>surrounding the name, but it was Funcha Bunch. Definitely. I'm sorry
>>>that you're factually mistaken, Big Bunchy.
>>
>>Oh, no no. No. You're remembering it wrong. First DH came up with the
>>"Funch Bunch." Then you satirized it with your "Buncha Funch." "Funcha
>>Bunch" wouldn't have been funny, see. But "Buncha Funch"--oh, that was
>>hilarious.
>
>Where's Deja when you need it?
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&th=fdee62abce0a166b&ic=1
(The full archives are up!!!1!)
DAVIDHERO
<bigf...@subdimension.comxremovethisx> (my pla) says
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::
::(The full archives are up!!!1!)
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
From: THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ (ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com)
Subject: Re: BUNCHA FUNCH APPLICATIONS NOW BEING ACCEPTED
Newsgroups: alt.tv.real-world
Date: 1999/10/30
pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:381B548E...@yahoo.com...
> Join the Buncha Funch for free and get the following:
>
> Free Membership Sig
> Free Super Chimpy Secret Decoder Ring
> Free X-Ray Glasses
> (while supplies last)
>
> It's all free, it's all yours, so why are you waiting for?
I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE
YOU FOR
RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!
************CEASE AND DESIST!!!!********************
Death Chimp
You win. You WIN! I'm so pleased to see the archives up I don't care!
pinch
Man, You've been fighting a losing battle for going on TWO YEARS!
pinch
Get outta my thread, chimp.
DAVIDHERO
says
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A year and a half you stupid chimp.
pinch
Semantics, you sad chimp.
RussellBee
pinch
And?
RussellBee
And what? That was a fun thread, is all. Now that Google is back up, I
can re-read, and take delight in, all the fun playful threads that I have
taken part in! Whee!
You don't have to get all snippy. Sheesh.
DAVIDHERO
says
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::DAVIDHERO wrote:
::>
::> On Fri, 27 Apr 2001 19:59:03 GMT, pinch <pi...@theinsult.com> (my pla)
Sad? I've been giggling all day, you sad chimp.
pinch
Don't read the wons where I'm not funny and clever okay?
> You don't have to get all snippy. Sheesh.
"And" is a "conjunction" used to hook up words and phrases and clauses.
It is not "snippy".
pinch
Your distorted grip on reality is sad, Mr. Sad Chimp. Giggling all day
is only a symptom.
RussellBee
ITYM "hyperbole."
Please, don't help to perpetuate the vulgar misuse of the term "semantics"
to mean "deceptive or disingenuous use of ambiguous language." Please, I'm
begging you. See me begging? Oh, FUCK I'M GRIPED AGAIN. FUCK FUCK FUCK
pinch
Whatever.
RussellBee
You don't like being corrected, do you. (heee!)
RussellBee
Erm...I'm afraid that's asking me to do an awful lot of sorting.
Sorry; I'm reading them all.
pinch
Oh go heee somewhere else, pretty boy. I'm grumpy right now.
RussellBee
I got more goats than a mink got coats.
pinch
That bloated anecdote denotes you're gloating.
Dawn
"pinch" <pi...@theinsult.com> wrote in message
news:3AE9E5EB...@theinsult.com...
Those Bounty Paper Towels not working for ya?
pinch
Neither is the kitty litter.
DAVIDHERO
says
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Try a Hoover. What are we talking about anyway?
pinch
Now that's just gross.
Dawn
Big Red Shark
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BUT T-BIRD, I LOVES YOU!!!!!
Death Chimp
You are a good chimp, Mr. Shark. Bless you and the Internet Service
Provider that allows you to join us this evening. Delightful and fancy
things will happen to you very shortly in response to your heartwarming
post.