Who's Got the Biggest?
lesevans
came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
didn't half burn.
So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
Microscope).
Well come on then who's got the biggest.
--
Fun Guy GSXF600 Taffy and proud of it
YTC#1
>
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
2 and 1/2 inch appendix scar ?
--
Bruce Porter
XJR1300SP, XJ900F, GSX750W, GS550
WUSS#1 YTC#1
YTC#1
>
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
I think that may be won be someone of the female gender.
YTC#1
>
> On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 18:16:24 +0100, "lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com>
> wrote:
>
> >After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
> >came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
> >I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> >didn't half burn.
> >So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> >Microscope).
> >Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
Wahay !
Lesley
wrote:
>After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>didn't half burn.
>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>Microscope).
>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
I don't know how big mine is, never measured it. Any volunteers?
--
Lesley
ZXR400SP [Cagiva 1000 due]
SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster] BOTAFOT#101A
"I'm going to sue Cadbury's. It's their fault
I'm fat."
steve auvache
writes
>lesevans wrote:
>>
>> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>> didn't half burn.
>> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>> Microscope).
>> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
>2 and 1/2 inch appendix scar ?
Eight inches from thing to navel.
--
steve auvache VT500, VT500C, XBR500G(for sale) CG125
fusetender@thecow 2.8l Bedford diesel trike.0.001.2
I ride in the bike lane BOF#41 YSV#01
Pip
wrote:
>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>Microscope).
>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
Scar, I assume.
I've got one on my shin that's 8 1/2 inches long by 1/4-1/2 an inch
wide, for a start. Car smash.
A nasty 'C' shaped one on my forehead that's the diameter of the base
of a Newky Brown bottle.
Inside top of thigh, puncture wound scar half an inch diameter.
The majority of my knuckles are scar tissue from draggin' 'em on the
ground, as is most of my right shoulder, also from draggin' it on the
ground.
Lots of little scars on my arse and back from falling over in a shower
and taking the glass stall with me, then smashing it to bits on impact
with the floor.
I may not have the biggest, but if total area counts ...
--
Pip VF750FE
DFWAG#0 BONY#13(H) DIAABTCOD#14 BOTAFOT#34a FUB#4
While you still have a candle, burn it at both ends
- and torch it in the middle while you're at it!
Kind words butter no parsnips.
lesevans
YTC#1 <y...@SMEEGukrm.org> wrote in message
news:3AC0E0A2...@SMEEGukrm.org...
> Lesley wrote:
> > I don't know how big mine is, never measured it. Any volunteers?
No casearian scars please.
Only If you have photographic evidence.
Chris Evans
>After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>didn't half burn.
>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>Microscope).
>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
That's cos Knitting needles are relatively blunt, lots of trauma, I
cut myself (accidentally) on a fairly regular basis, but because all
my knives are sharp, sometimes I don't notice until I see the blood.
--
FUB#2
ZX-9R B1 (runs Lean, not Green, slightly Mean)
GPZ500s (nice to re-learn on, robbed)
KL250 (sob, but my first true love,long gone)
Read the FAQ at;
Pip
>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 18:16:24 +0100, "lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com>
>wrote:
>
>>After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>>came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>>I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>>didn't half burn.
>>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>>Microscope).
>>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
>I don't know how big mine is, never measured it. Any volunteers?
**Whooosh!!**
<pantpantpant>
*Skiiirsh*
*Snap!*
(This was the soundtrack of an Ultralock steel tape, OK?)
_And_ I warmed it up first.
Andy Bonwick
>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 18:16:24 +0100, "lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com>
>wrote:
>
>
>>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>>Microscope).
>>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
snip lightweight scar details>
>
>I may not have the biggest, but if total area counts ...
Ahem,
300 stitches in left leg. Bike smash.
14 stitches in right knee. Bike smash.
4 stitches in right thigh. Bike smash.
total of 16 stitches from various cuts in left hand.
12 stitches left eyebrow. Budweiser bottle.
I really don't know what the total length of scars would be and I
don't intend getting the tape measure out to see if I *measure up* but
I suppose it must be around 3 feet.
I suspect the serial crasher Steven Packer will probably beat this lot
easily.
--
Andy Bonwick
ZX9R E1
BOTAFOT#22, BONY#22,IBW#12.
"I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally ill
live in poverty. Actually I'm more intrigued by the
23% who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."
Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
Chris Evans
drab lives of UKRM with:
>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 18:16:24 +0100, "lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com>
>wrote:
>
>
>>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>>Microscope).
>>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
>Scar, I assume.
>
>I've got one on my shin that's 8 1/2 inches long by 1/4-1/2 an inch
>wide, for a start. Car smash.
>A nasty 'C' shaped one on my forehead that's the diameter of the base
>of a Newky Brown bottle.
>Inside top of thigh, puncture wound scar half an inch diameter.
>The majority of my knuckles are scar tissue from draggin' 'em on the
>ground, as is most of my right shoulder, also from draggin' it on the
>ground.
>Lots of little scars on my arse and back from falling over in a shower
>and taking the glass stall with me, then smashing it to bits on impact
>with the floor.
>
>I may not have the biggest, but if total area counts ...
If it's just surface area, then I might well win .
Immunisation scar on my arse from when I was a wee nipper.
Seems to have expanded in scale with the rest of me, must be,
ohh......3" diameter :)
Ged Martin
>After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>didn't half burn.
I knelt on a broken bottle when I was younger.
I knelt on another broken bottle when I was a
little older.
Someone threw a pitchfork at me and I jumped out
of the way. The pitchfork bounced and stuck in my
ankle.
Then someone stabbed me in the neck.
I accidentally slit open my wrist, palm of my hand
_and_ my little finger all at the same time.
Then this surgeon opened my foot "....it'll just
be a little scar...." Lying bastard.
So I don't have big scars, but I do have a lot.
Ged
YTC#1
>
> In article <3AC0D94F...@SMEEGukrm.org>, YTC#1 <y...@SMEEGukrm.org>
> writes
> >lesevans wrote:
> >>
> >> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
> >> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
> >> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> >> didn't half burn.
> >> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> >> Microscope).
> >> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
> >
> >2 and 1/2 inch appendix scar ?
>
> Eight inches from thing to navel.
Define thing.
lesevans
Ged Martin <g...@gmartin.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:2tq1ctcc0960r594n...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 18:16:24 +0100, lesevans
> wrote:
>
> So I don't have big scars, but I do have a lot.
>
> Ged
Jesus Christ.... What's your nickname Ged? ... I bet it's not LUCKY.
Bastard Bear
>
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
Dick Dastardly, ITYF.
Or possibly steve auvache.
Personally, I've only been too slow twice, once concerning a bread knife
wielded by a psycho ex, and once with said cut throat razor to the arm
...
--
Bastard Bear
These are my own opinions, and not necessarily those of all Bears
TART#1 UKRMHRC#8 GHPOTHUF#4 HB#2 TCP#1a DIAABTCOD#4 ZX-9R KotYTC#
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Bear's Napster track of the week: Corky & The Juice Pigs: "Phone Sex
Girl"
Guig
3.5 inch appendectomy scar performed way back in the dark ages.
--
Guig
(GSF600SY Bandit)
There is no black race, white race, or yellow race .... only the human race.
Life is but a game, only really badly programmed.
I used to be an atheist, until I realised I was god.
Vince
blathered on about:
>After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>didn't half burn.
>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>Microscope).
>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
Eight inch scar running underneath left forearm after getting shoved
through a bog window last year.
--
Vince,
The exoptable one.
ZZR600, SKoGA#3, BOTAFOT#102
ICQ 56256919
Ironic isn't it, that God gave the tortoise a drag factor of 0.03.
- graffiti
Steve
<BigChrisGET...@chris-evans.net> wrote:
>
>That's cos Knitting needles are relatively blunt, lots of trauma, I
>cut myself (accidentally) on a fairly regular basis, but because all
>my knives are sharp, sometimes I don't notice until I see the blood.
Reminds me of that lovely memorable line from Predator.
"I ain't got time to bleed!"
steve auvache
writes
>steve auvache wrote:
>>
>> In article <3AC0D94F...@SMEEGukrm.org>, YTC#1 <y...@SMEEGukrm.org>
>> writes
>> >lesevans wrote:
>> >>
>> >> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace).
>It
>> >> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>> >> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>> >> didn't half burn.
>> >> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>> >> Microscope).
>> >> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>> >
>> >2 and 1/2 inch appendix scar ?
>>
>> Eight inches from thing to navel.
>
>Define thing.
Pink mostly.
steve auvache
writes
>lesevans wrote:
>>
>> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>> didn't half burn.
>> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>> Microscope).
>> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
>Dick Dastardly, ITYF.
>
>Or possibly steve auvache.
Actually the scar is quite small considering, about a span. 19 staples
in it all told.
kinell
news:0nr1ctg3hpkptl5sl...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 19:58:21 +0100, Pip <p...@ukrm.org> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 18:16:24 +0100, "lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com>
> >wrote:
> >
> snip lightweight scar details>
> >
> >I may not have the biggest, but if total area counts ...
>
> Ahem,
> 300 stitches in left leg. Bike smash.
> 14 stitches in right knee. Bike smash.
> 4 stitches in right thigh. Bike smash.
> total of 16 stitches from various cuts in left hand.
> 12 stitches left eyebrow. Budweiser bottle.
>
> I really don't know what the total length of scars would be and I
> don't intend getting the tape measure out to see if I *measure up* but
> I suppose it must be around 3 feet.
> > I suspect the serial crasher Steven Packer will probably beat this lot
> easily.
Fu*king 'ell Andy,
you must resemble a railway map...
Ok lets see,
2 x 3" scars on each big toe = Bunions (I know) [1]
2 x hole scars on right shin from traction pin = Car crash
7" scar underlining left knee = Car crash
7" scar on right thigh = Car crash
2 x 8" scars on right hip = Car crash
1.5" shorter right leg = Car crash [2]
Lost tip of finger = Door
1" scar on right arm, skin graft = Door
1" scar on left thumb = Stanley (ouch)
1.5" scar on left wrist = Stanley
2" scar on forehead = Tarzan Swing (I know) [3]
Numerous lumps and bumps on head [4]
So what have I learned from the above?
[1] Don't have bunion operations just so that you can get out of the cross
country run in PE.
[2] When crashing BIG, do it in a cage, 24 ton lorries argue, they argue a
lot :(
[3] Check condition of rope.
[4] Drink more, feel less
--
kinell - y2k CBR 1100 XX
BONY#29 (RTB;=))
Molly Fletcher
"lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com> writes:
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
I've got one 4" long and 1" wide on my leg where I had a mole removed.
--
Molly Fletcher
Windy
wrote:
>Eight inch scar running underneath left forearm after getting shoved
>through a bog window last year.
Was this in or out of the bog?
Enquiring minds and all that.
--
~*~*~*~* W I N D Y *~*~*~*~
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The FFAQ's at http://www.windfalls.net/ukrm/ukrmfaq1.html
lesevans
Molly Fletcher <mo...@elf.local> wrote in message
news:99qu74$tsr$2...@defaid.demon.co.uk...
>
> I've got one 4" long and 1" wide on my leg where I had a mole removed.
Christ there must have been one big molehill there.
Ps how far up the leg was it nestling in, Because you know moles like
worms....ooooooooh.
Somebody
news:JKBvhfL2...@thecow.demon.co.uk...
> In article <3AC0D94F...@SMEEGukrm.org>, YTC#1 <y...@SMEEGukrm.org>
> writes
> >lesevans wrote:
> >>
> >> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and
Peace). It
> >> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> >> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell
it
> >> didn't half burn.
> >> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> >> Microscope).
> >> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
> >
> >2 and 1/2 inch appendix scar ?
>
> Eight inches from thing to navel.
>
3" on top of my head when I dived into concrete. 1" and 2" in my hand when I
tried to knock on my ex' door. (personal note: glass and skin don't mix when
knocking on ex' door)
Spete
Is the glass halfull or half empty?
I believe somebody owes me a beer ©
gomez
<vi...@wooll.org.uk> dropped the following oil slick
>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 18:16:24 +0100, "lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com>
>blathered on about:
>
>>After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>>came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>>I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>>didn't half burn.
>>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>>Microscope).
>>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
>Eight inch scar running underneath left forearm after getting shoved
>through a bog window last year.
kidney op as a 13 year old) Runs from my belly button round to near my
spine. Includes a (new) two-penny size bit where the drainage tube hung
out for a couple of weeks. I was stilling pulling out bits of stitches
15 years later.
[1] Now closer to a third :-(
--
gomez VFR800 (GPz305,CB100N)
***************************************************************
"The progress of the kart is more important than its direction"
***************************************************************
Dan
my thigh to half way down my shin, and a one foot operation scar on my back.
"YTC#1" <y...@SMEEGukrm.org> wrote in message
news:3AC0D94F...@SMEEGukrm.org...
> lesevans wrote:
> >
> > After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and
Peace). It
> > came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> > I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> > didn't half burn.
> > So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> > Microscope).
> > Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
> 2 and 1/2 inch appendix scar ?
>
Vince
blathered on about:
>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 22:18:00 +0100, Vince <vi...@wooll.org.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>Eight inch scar running underneath left forearm after getting shoved
>>through a bog window last year.
>
>Was this in or out of the bog?
>
>Enquiring minds and all that.
Erm. It was after doing the dirty deed. For those with enquiring
minds, you can find piccys here:
http://sunrise-tower.shacknet.nu/vince-wooll/homepictures/brightontrip/index.html
Drew
"YTC#1" <y...@SMEEGukrm.org> wrote ...
> lesevans wrote:
> >
> > After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and
Peace). It
> > came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> > I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> > didn't half burn.
> > So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> > Microscope).
> > Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
> 2 and 1/2 inch appendix scar ?
>
> --
> Bruce Porter
> XJR1300SP, XJ900F, GSX750W, GS550
> WUSS#1 YTC#1
Oh, go on then, can't miss out on this.
4 inch scaron left middle finger (fell off a ladder 10yrs ago and ripped it
open on a screw on the way down)
3 inch one from skin graft taken from left arm last year to finally allow
finger to straighten
3 inch scar across right shin (can't remember where from)
Neat line (all that's left of the scar) around my right wrist (no, I didn't
slash myself, don't know what caused that one...
Plus odds and sods
making a grand total of approximately 3 feet worth. So I'm not doing badly.
What the hell have I been doing? :)
Regards
Drew
XL600VP
Bastard Bear
There's a beaver joke here, but I'm not doing it ...
Mat Tab
lesevans <lese...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace).
It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
3 inch bike-induced scar on my right knee and an inch high 'Nike Just Do It'
style tick on the back of me bonce from being drunk and fighting.
--
Mat
TCP#1b SbS#7 UKRMFBC#1 BOTAFOT#65 MSWF#4 IBW#4
EKS; FBB (CBR1000FL); TR181 + 1G...etc
Alan T Gower
"lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace).
It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
I dropped an electric planner on my thigh and covered the wall with skin and
blood. 4" x 3" scar.
--
Alan
GSX R1000 <VBG>, Triumph Thunderbird(s are go) , XLH1200 (YUK)
YTC#9 (and proud), DS#2 (Re: H-D), two#24, BOTAFOF#11
www.the-doc.dial.pipex.com
lesevans
Vince <vi...@wooll.org.uk> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 23:47:54 +0100, Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net>
> blathered on about:
>
> >On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 22:18:00 +0100, Vince <vi...@wooll.org.uk>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>Eight inch scar running underneath left forearm after getting shoved
> >>through a bog window last year.
<snip>
Cor you nearly lost a nipple....Ouch I bet that hurt.
Mark Derbyshire
news:XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace).
It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
with a sewage covered hacksaw. It could have been worse if it wasn't
cleaned out properly
--
Mark
ZX7-R (green with a hint of green), Z1000J2 (black with a hint of dust)
ICQ#17237342
BOTSWCAW#3
KillaHedgeHog
news:XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace).
It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
About 10 inches up my right arm from index finger tip to way past my wrist.
I achieved this trying to retrieve a rubber ball my sisters dog had managed
to half swallow, and it was struck a long way down her throat. She didn't
take to kindly to me reaching in to get it and proceeded to chew lumps outa
my arm.
Yes I got it out
Yes it hurt
and the dog lived to a grand old age of 18!
Starting to fade now thank god!
--
KillaHedgeHog AKA Paul Hendrick
-------------BONY#3------BOTAFOT#101-------------
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<ad...@dial.pipex.com> was told by the voices to write:
>I dropped an electric planner on my thigh and covered the wall with skin and
>blood.
Mmph. Mmph. Blaaarrggh!
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MrMoosehead
of wisdom:
>>>Eight inch scar running underneath left forearm after getting shoved
>>>through a bog window last year.
>>
>>Was this in or out of the bog?
>>
>>Enquiring minds and all that.
>
>Erm. It was after doing the dirty deed. For those with enquiring
>minds, you can find piccys here:
>
>http://sunrise-tower.shacknet.nu/vince-wooll/homepictures/brightontrip/index.html
Ouch.
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>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
4" x various. Obtained after me brother decided to have a go at
restarting the boat motor whilst in gear whilst I was in the water out
front swimming the fscking thing into shore.
Only 14 at the time. Not got on with the fat useless fsck ever since
:-<
Bill Mackinnon
lesevans <lese...@ntlworld.com> writes
>
When you join mine all up I'll beat most folk.
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Chris Reece
> I suspect the serial crasher Steven Packer will probably beat this lot
> easily.
Where *is* Mister Packer?
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<jeramiah_n...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 28 Mar 2001 10:39:04 +0100, "Alan T Gower"
> <ad...@dial.pipex.com> was told by the voices to write:
>
> >I dropped an electric planner on my thigh and covered the wall with skin
and
> >blood.
>
> Mmph. Mmph. Blaaarrggh!
The bastard thin took a full six months to heal.
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@ukrm.org Joe Hart
news:XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
Dunno about biggest... but I have various scars from random UDIs. Some 4
1/2 inches or so. I guess if you put em end to end then I might have a
case!
Ahh... alcohol. :)
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[scars]
>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
Not me - I do have loads of them, though :
1.5cm scar about left eye (landed on head in push bike accident, age 19)
1.5cm scar on chin (landed on head in tricycle accident, age 6)
3 1cm scars on back of head that show just after a no.1 haircut (one caused by
1/2-brick during riot in Belfast, one from being shoved into a door frame,
the other not sure)
3cm x 2cm scar on left elbow (fell down stairs out of my face on skunk)
5mm scar on right hand, (caused at age 12 by being stabbed on the back of the
hand by a hot 25W soldering iron).
etc.
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lesevans waffled aimlessly....
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
>
Roight, here we go:
Left elbow - 3cm
Ankle (both sides) - 10cm and 12cm
Left thigh - 1.5cm
Left Hand - 8cm
Hernias (both sides) 5cm and 5cm
Index finger left hand - 0.8cm
So that makes 45.3cm in all.
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jeramiah_n...@hotmail.com
<ad...@dial.pipex.com> was told by the voices to write:
>> >I dropped an electric planner on my thigh and covered the wall with skin
>and
>> >blood.
>>
>> Mmph. Mmph. Blaaarrggh!
>
>The bastard thin took a full six months to heal.
I can imagine. Err .. no I cant actually but you know what I mean...
Having managed to think about this and stem the flow of vomit I have a
question.
Where you sat/kneeling at the time??
Champ
>Andy Bonwick <An...@ukrm.org> wrote:
>
>> I suspect the serial crasher Steven Packer will probably beat this lot
>> easily.
>
>Where *is* Mister Packer?
Denmark
hth
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Cobweb
>After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>didn't half burn.
>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>Microscope).
>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
Not from a knife but I have a 3.5 - 4 inch by 1 inch scar on my left
shin. Looks like a smile on my leg <g>
;)
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Bastard Bear
> >Erm. It was after doing the dirty deed. For those with enquiring
> >minds, you can find piccys here:
> >
> >http://sunrise-tower.shacknet.nu/vince-wooll/homepictures/brightontrip/index.html
>
> Ouch.
Indeed.
But what exactly happened?
Bastard Bear
> I dropped an electric planner on my thigh
^^^^^^^
Wow!
Those Psions are more dangerous than they look ...
Bastard Bear
>
> In article <XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
> lesevans <lese...@ntlworld.com> writes
> >Well come on then who's got the biggest.
> >
>
> When you join mine all up I'll beat most folk.
I'd agree with that ...
Ben Sales
>lesevans wrote:
>>
>> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>> didn't half burn.
>> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>> Microscope).
>> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
>2 and 1/2 inch appendix scar ?
A fag burn from some careless sod in the pub last night. Other than
that I'm perfect and unblemished.
B
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>Inside top of thigh, puncture wound scar half an inch diameter.
That's not a good place to have a puncture wound.....lot's of major
veins and stuff around there.
Snowleopard
<benREMOVE...@randygerbil.com> burbled merrily:
>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 19:58:21 +0100, Pip <p...@ukrm.org> wrote:
>
>>Inside top of thigh, puncture wound scar half an inch diameter.
>
>That's not a good place to have a puncture wound.....lot's of major
>veins and stuff around there.
My (then 11-y-o) brother managed to skewer himself on his pushbike
brake handle at the top of the thigh... Urrrghhh. I can still hear the
noise it made when it came out.
*shudder*
Somehow it managed to avoid hitting anything vital.
I had to walk the bloodstained bike back round to my parents house.
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>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 23:47:54 +0100, Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net>
>blathered on about:
>
>>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 22:18:00 +0100, Vince <vi...@wooll.org.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Eight inch scar running underneath left forearm after getting shoved
>>>through a bog window last year.
>>
>>Was this in or out of the bog?
>>
>>Enquiring minds and all that.
>
>Erm. It was after doing the dirty deed. For those with enquiring
>minds, you can find piccys here:
>
>http://sunrise-tower.shacknet.nu/vince-wooll/homepictures/brightontrip/index.html
Ouch, that's got to have stung a bit.
Giz the story then.
Alan T Gower
"Bastard Bear" <bb...@cwcom.net> wrote in message
news:3AC1D36B...@cwcom.net...
> Alan T Gower wrote:
>
> > I dropped an electric planner on my thigh
> ^^^^^^^
> Wow!
>
> Those Psions are more dangerous than they look ...
Done it again haven't I.
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Eddie
>
> My (then 11-y-o) brother managed to skewer himself on his pushbike
> brake handle at the top of the thigh... Urrrghhh. I can still hear the
> noise it made when it came out.
>
> *shudder*
>
> Somehow it managed to avoid hitting anything vital.
>
> I had to walk the bloodstained bike back round to my parents house.
That reminds me: my brother managed to put a garden fork through his
foot... and didn't realise until he lifted the fork up, and his foot
came with it...
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Phil Launchbury
>In article <3AC0D94F...@SMEEGukrm.org>, YTC#1 <y...@SMEEGukrm.org>
>writes
>>lesevans wrote:
>>>
>>> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>>> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>>> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>>> didn't half burn.
>>> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>>> Microscope).
>>> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>>
>>2 and 1/2 inch appendix scar ?
>
9" parotidectomy [1] scar - fortunately done by a plastic surgeon so it
doesn't show up much..
Phil
[1] Saliva gland removal to you.. one of the ones on the left had a
cyst in it and was pressing on (and wrapped round!) the left facial
nerve (and causing migraines!)
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Mick Whittingham
<ste...@cwcom.net> writes
>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 20:24:15 +0100, Chris Evans
><BigChrisGET...@chris-evans.net> wrote:
>>
>>That's cos Knitting needles are relatively blunt, lots of trauma, I
>>cut myself (accidentally) on a fairly regular basis, but because all
>>my knives are sharp, sometimes I don't notice until I see the blood.
>
>Reminds me of that lovely memorable line from Predator.
>"I ain't got time to bleed!"
Or
"You're loosing blood!"
"No I'm not, it's running in to my boot!"
?Dogs of War?
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Bastard Bear
>
> "Bastard Bear" <bb...@cwcom.net> wrote in message
> news:3AC1D36B...@cwcom.net...
> > Alan T Gower wrote:
> >
> > > I dropped an electric planner on my thigh
> > ^^^^^^^
> > Wow!
> >
> > Those Psions are more dangerous than they look ...
>
> Done it again haven't I.
Wear your YTC with pride ...
<checks Alan's sig>
Oh ... you do ... as you were then ...
Champ
>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
<re scars>
s'funny how, whenever you gather a few bikers together, they start
comparing scars.
BRC
lesevans <lese...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
only about 4", got glassed as a kid - about 9 years old was out playing with
friends when a big brother of one of them came over with his mates, it got
ugly...one young brat got a broken bottle and flailed it around...aimed at
me who got in his way unfortunately and at the top of my right thigh is was
a deep gash. Ran like hell, course couldn't tell me mum about it as I was
playing with people she didn't like, where I shouldn't have been. Have
still got the scar now..but yea, its fading slowly, still see it clearly
when I get a suntan.
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Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote in message
news:3AC2003D...@deguello.org...
> Snowleopard wrote:
> >
> > My (then 11-y-o) brother managed to skewer himself on his pushbike
> > brake handle at the top of the thigh... Urrrghhh. I can still hear the
> > noise it made when it came out.
> >
> > *shudder*
> >
> > Somehow it managed to avoid hitting anything vital.
> >
> > I had to walk the bloodstained bike back round to my parents house.
>
> That reminds me: my brother managed to put a garden fork through his
> foot... and didn't realise until he lifted the fork up, and his foot
> came with it...
My sister did the same thing, garden fork straight through her foot. Ended
up in casualty all fecking night - I was very unimpressed at the time.
Daz
>After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace). It
>came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>didn't half burn.
>So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>Microscope).
>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
1 cm either side of my right knee. Hey, size isn't everything!
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Bastard Bear
>
> "lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com> ejaculated :
>
> >Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
> <re scars>
>
> s'funny how, whenever you gather a few bikers together, they start
> comparing scars.
... or crash stories.
Andy Bonwick
>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 19:58:21 +0100, Pip <p...@ukrm.org> wrote:
>
>>Inside top of thigh, puncture wound scar half an inch diameter.
>
>That's not a good place to have a puncture wound.....lot's of major
>veins and stuff around there.
>
Femoral artery. Not a good one to cut because lots of blood goes down
the gutter. I know this is true and I also know that if certain first
aiders didn't nick stuff from work and stop the blood from spilling
very quickly I'd be in a pot at the crem.
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Marina Mayes
>Lots of little scars on my arse and back from falling over in a shower
>and taking the glass stall with me, then smashing it to bits on impact
>with the floor.
ooh, that reminds me of my old mate Howard. Or rather, his girlfriend
Shirley. She slipped in the shower and fell through the glass front to
land, covered in glass and blood, naked, on the carpet right in front
of his parents as they arrived to meet her for the first time. :-)
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>Chris Evans <BigChrisGET...@chris-evans.net> wrote:
>
>> Immunisation scar on my arse from when I was a wee nipper.
>> Seems to have expanded in scale with the rest of me, must be,
>> ohh......3" diameter :)
>
>Bollocks. That's just from where the midwife slapped your arse really
>hard just to prove to your parents that they'd conceived such a
>creature, and it lived.
Hohoho
I heard when you splurged out they slapped yer mom.
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Chris Evans
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>Chris Evans <BigChrisGET...@chris-evans.net> wrote:
>
>> I cut myself (accidentally) on a fairly regular basis
>
>Er, why?
Please reread and take note of (accidentally).
HTH
Chris Evans
Older Gentleman) enriched the drab lives of UKRM with:
>Chris Evans <BigChrisGET...@chris-evans.net> wrote:
>
>> Immunisation scar on my arse from when I was a wee nipper.
>> Seems to have expanded in scale with the rest of me, must be,
>> ohh......3" diameter :)
>
>Bollocks. That's just from where the midwife slapped your arse really
>hard just to prove to your parents that they'd conceived such a
>creature, and it lived.
Hohoho
I heard when you splurged out they slapped yer mom.
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<j...@SODOFFSPAMMERbikersrest.co.uk> blathered on about:
>
>Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote in message
>news:3AC2003D...@deguello.org...
>> Snowleopard wrote:
>> >
>> > My (then 11-y-o) brother managed to skewer himself on his pushbike
>> > brake handle at the top of the thigh... Urrrghhh. I can still hear the
>> > noise it made when it came out.
>> >
>> > *shudder*
>> >
>> > Somehow it managed to avoid hitting anything vital.
>> >
>> > I had to walk the bloodstained bike back round to my parents house.
>>
>> That reminds me: my brother managed to put a garden fork through his
>> foot... and didn't realise until he lifted the fork up, and his foot
>> came with it...
>
>My sister did the same thing, garden fork straight through her foot. Ended
>up in casualty all fecking night - I was very unimpressed at the time.
After getting me arm sorted, nursey decided I'd need a tet' jab.
"How many times have you had this?"
"Dunno"
"When was the last time?"
"Dunno. 3-4-5 maybe 6 years ago?"
"Have you had any more accidents that you needed the jab for?"
"Yeah, loads."
"OK, I'm going to give you one now, but frankly, you're never going to
need another."
"Oh, ok. Ta."
Thats me sorted now then.
--
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Vince
<benREMOVE...@randygerbil.com> blathered on about:
>On Wed, 28 Mar 2001 00:51:17 +0100, Vince <vi...@wooll.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 23:47:54 +0100, Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net>
>>blathered on about:
>>
>>>On Tue, 27 Mar 2001 22:18:00 +0100, Vince <vi...@wooll.org.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Eight inch scar running underneath left forearm after getting shoved
>>>>through a bog window last year.
>>>
>>>Was this in or out of the bog?
>>>
>>>Enquiring minds and all that.
>>
>>Erm. It was after doing the dirty deed. For those with enquiring
>>minds, you can find piccys here:
>>
>>http://sunrise-tower.shacknet.nu/vince-wooll/homepictures/brightontrip/index.html
>
>Ouch, that's got to have stung a bit.
>
>Giz the story then.
>
Long story.
I'd spent the evening propping up the bar of the Grand Hotel
commisserating with a 63 year old fella who'd lost his wife a year ago
but come back to the UK from Germany & was chuffed to discover he
could still get it up for a a 19 year old Pro. About One-ish I went
for a piddle.
There were a couple of fellas in there from a wedding do, & one of
them was clearly in barney mode, eff-ing & blinding at everybody for
talking to his girlfriend, then made eye contact with me & decided to
fixate on me. I said "If your girlfriend is a 60 odd year old bloke
then fair enough" & carried on piddling. Turned around when I'd
finished & he was getting more & more pissed off. I looked at him, &
he'd set his heart on a fight. I wasn't going to be able to talk my
way out of this one, he was going to go for it regardless of what I
said.
I've always walked away from fights but this time I thought "Bugger
it. I'm not going to be able to avoid this, & I'm sick & tired of
being the one to walk away" So I cracked him one in the nuts. He took
umbrage to this & shoved me backwards, & unfortunately I was stood in
front of a window. I was most upset that his friends hustled him away
& ran after him to come back until a porter rounded me up & called an
ambulance.
The glass in the tit was a real frightener when they pulled it out. It
was deep & must have just hit a rib, otherwise I'd've punctured a
lung, by the looks of it.
YTC#1
>
> Snowleopard wrote:
> >
> > My (then 11-y-o) brother managed to skewer himself on his pushbike
> > brake handle at the top of the thigh... Urrrghhh. I can still hear the
> > noise it made when it came out.
> >
> > *shudder*
> >
> > Somehow it managed to avoid hitting anything vital.
> >
> > I had to walk the bloodstained bike back round to my parents house.
>
> That reminds me: my brother managed to put a garden fork through his
> foot... and didn't realise until he lifted the fork up, and his foot
> came with it...
My brother was playing "split the kipper" (strange knife throwing game,
where you keep narrowing the gap between your feet while the other
thorws the knife there). And put the knife in his mates toe.
--
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WUSS#1 YTC#1
YTC#1
>
> On Wed, 28 Mar 2001 16:16:13 +0100, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> burbled
> merrily:
>
> >Snowleopard wrote:
> >>
> >> My (then 11-y-o) brother managed to skewer himself on his pushbike
> >> brake handle at the top of the thigh... Urrrghhh. I can still hear the
> >> noise it made when it came out.
> >>
> >> *shudder*
> >>
> >> Somehow it managed to avoid hitting anything vital.
> >>
> >> I had to walk the bloodstained bike back round to my parents house.
> >
> >That reminds me: my brother managed to put a garden fork through his
> >foot... and didn't realise until he lifted the fork up, and his foot
> >came with it...
>
> came too. I thought it was suck with tar, but actually it was a
> nail...
>
> That was the first of my tetanus/pencilin jabs in the arse.
ooh done that one while working on a building site. Also managed to run
up a wall straight into an iron bar (it hit the back of my hand) . I
looked down and saw the bone and a vieb running accross it before the
blood appear, cloely followed by pain.
Chris Evans
the drab lives of UKRM with:
>Eddie wrote:
>>
>> Snowleopard wrote:
>> >
>> > My (then 11-y-o) brother managed to skewer himself on his pushbike
>> > brake handle at the top of the thigh... Urrrghhh. I can still hear the
>> > noise it made when it came out.
>> >
>> > *shudder*
>> >
>> > Somehow it managed to avoid hitting anything vital.
>> >
>> > I had to walk the bloodstained bike back round to my parents house.
>>
>> That reminds me: my brother managed to put a garden fork through his
>> foot... and didn't realise until he lifted the fork up, and his foot
>> came with it...
>
>My brother was playing "split the kipper" (strange knife throwing game,
>where you keep narrowing the gap between your feet while the other
>thorws the knife there). And put the knife in his mates toe.
So who won then?
kinell
news:3AC24FAF...@SMEEGukrm.org...
> Eddie wrote:
> >
> > Snowleopard wrote:
> > >
> > > My (then 11-y-o) brother managed to skewer himself on his pushbike
> > > brake handle at the top of the thigh... Urrrghhh. I can still hear the
> > > noise it made when it came out.
> > >
> > > *shudder*
> > >
> > > Somehow it managed to avoid hitting anything vital.
> > >
> > > I had to walk the bloodstained bike back round to my parents house.
> >
> > That reminds me: my brother managed to put a garden fork through his
> > foot... and didn't realise until he lifted the fork up, and his foot
> > came with it...
>
> My brother was playing "split the kipper" (strange knife throwing game,
> where you keep narrowing the gap between your feet while the other
> thorws the knife there). And put the knife in his mates toe.
>
>
Oh that reminds me,
try pulling your darts out of a dartboard after your "mate" lands a perfect
shot in the back of your hand.
He managed to miss all bones, muscles, tendons, veins, the lot. Still
slapped him about tho' (bastid)
--
kinell - y2k CBR 1100 XX
BONY#29 (RTB;=))
YTC#1
>
> On Wed, 28 Mar 2001 21:55:11 +0100, YTC#1 <y...@SMEEGukrm.org> enriched
> the drab lives of UKRM with:
>
> >Eddie wrote:
> >>
> >> Snowleopard wrote:
> >> >
> >> > My (then 11-y-o) brother managed to skewer himself on his pushbike
> >> > brake handle at the top of the thigh... Urrrghhh. I can still hear the
> >> > noise it made when it came out.
> >> >
> >> > *shudder*
> >> >
> >> > Somehow it managed to avoid hitting anything vital.
> >> >
> >> > I had to walk the bloodstained bike back round to my parents house.
> >>
> >> That reminds me: my brother managed to put a garden fork through his
> >> foot... and didn't realise until he lifted the fork up, and his foot
> >> came with it...
> >
> >My brother was playing "split the kipper" (strange knife throwing game,
> >where you keep narrowing the gap between your feet while the other
> >thorws the knife there). And put the knife in his mates toe.
>
> So who won then?
The nurse
Windy
Launchbury) wrote:
>9" parotidectomy [1] scar
E's got one of those.
I've just got a white scar on me knee about the size of a penny
from my first (and so far only) "off".
--
~*~*~*~* W I N D Y *~*~*~*~
TGH on a VX800
The Original Tank Slapper
The FFAQ's at http://www.windfalls.net/ukrm/ukrmfaq1.html
Windy
<bi...@billmack.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
>lesevans <lese...@ntlworld.com> writes
>>Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>>
>
>When you join mine all up I'll beat most folk.
Bill, dear, if they weren't all joined up , you'd fall apart at
the seams.
Windy
wrote:
<snip tale of daring-doo-doo>
>The glass in the tit was a real frightener when they pulled it out. It
>was deep & must have just hit a rib, otherwise I'd've punctured a
>lung, by the looks of it.
You are indeed one of Windy's Brave Little Soldiers (tm).
Molly Fletcher
Sniper writes:
> Captains Log Star Date 27 Mar 2001 20:46:28 GMT,alien life
> mo...@elf.local (Molly Fletcher) contacted us and said:
>
>>In article <XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
>
>>I've got one 4" long and 1" wide on my leg where I had a mole removed.
>
> Bloody hell, wouldn't a vet have been better?
Yes probably. Although to be fair it wasn't the surgeons fault but the nurse
at my (then) GP who cut the stitches then pulled the wrong end so the knot
was pulled through the wound from top to bottom causing me to jump about six
feet in the air and the wound, which up to that point had been healing
nicely to open right up.
--
Molly Fletcher http://www.technodykes.org/molly/
GS850 mo...@technodykes.org
DOGMUK TGMCC TCP#5 STB#2 two#13a MSWF#1
Bristol area Bikers http://www.molanie.org/bab/
Molly Fletcher
Bastard Bear <bb...@cwcom.net> writes:
> Molly Fletcher wrote:
>>
>> In article <XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
>> "lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com> writes:
>> > came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed, Well
>> > I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
>> > didn't half burn.
>> > So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
>> > Microscope).
>>
> There's a beaver joke here, but I'm not doing it ...
Coward!
Vince
blathered on about:
>On Wed, 28 Mar 2001 19:59:19 +0100, Vince <vi...@wooll.org.uk>
>wrote:
>
><snip tale of daring-doo-doo>
>
>>The glass in the tit was a real frightener when they pulled it out. It
>>was deep & must have just hit a rib, otherwise I'd've punctured a
>>lung, by the looks of it.
>
>You are indeed one of Windy's Brave Little Soldiers (tm).
Vince <----- Blushing madly.
Platypus
>
> I dropped an electric planner on my thigh and covered the wall with skin and
> blood. 4" x 3" scar.
My father-in-law does this sort of thing all the time. As does his
older brother[1], who is the Nijinsky of temporary repairs with parcel
tape, and sneaking off to Casualty to get stitched and bandaged before
the wife finds out.
[1]If you're ever in the vicinity of Eastleigh Airport, look out for a
service road called "George Curl Way". If I had my way, there'd be a
crest on the sign with a blood-stained Skilsaw on it.
Platypus
Platypus
>
> "lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com> ejaculated :
>
> >Well come on then who's got the biggest.
>
> <re scars>
>
> s'funny how, whenever you gather a few bikers together, they start
> comparing scars.
Of course, nobody will have anything close to the size of your
circumcision scar...
Platypus
Bill Mackinnon
<wind...@TYwindfalls.net> writes
<snip> the biggest
>Bill, dear, if they weren't all joined up , you'd fall apart at
>the seams.
>
Personally some time I feel that I am, as I am sure you do to also. [1]
[1] Far to many "I's" in that sentence.
--
Bill Mackinnon
3rd B1200S UKRMHRC#13 BOTAFOT#32
Champ
>Champ wrote:
>> s'funny how, whenever you gather a few bikers together, they start
>> comparing scars.
>Of course, nobody will have anything close to the size of your
>circumcision scar...
<g>
Fortunately, I am 'uncut'
I am of the opinion that male circumcision is nothing short of genital
mutilation. And there's research that shows that circumcised men get
less pleasure from sex too.
--
Champ
Kawasaki ZX9RC2 (for sale), GPz750turbo
www.champ.org.uk GYASB#0 BotToS#2 BOTAFOT#35 UKRMFBC#2 IHABWTMMJ#3 MCT#5
You can't always get what you want
Stu
"lesevans" <lese...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:XV3w6.35629$Q4.61...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and Peace).
It
> came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> didn't half burn.
> So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> Microscope).
>
> Fun Guy GSXF600 Taffy and proud of it
>
>
My tuppence worth...
I have a 4" scar on my right knee I achieved chasing a burglar across a
pitch black building site - I tripped on something and fell over, got up and
caught him. Then I found a big hole in my knee.
A 2" scar on my chin where a fence gave way underneath me as I clambered
over it, chasing another burglar, and I landed face first on the concrete
path on the other side.
Some small scars on my right arm, where a bonehead police dog mistook me for
the robber I was chasing, and grabbed hold of my arm.
The dog has a truncheon shaped dent on its head.
Stu
Chris Evans
the drab lives of UKRM with:
>Platypus <plat...@ukrm.org> ejaculated :
>
>>Champ wrote:
>
>>> s'funny how, whenever you gather a few bikers together, they start
>>> comparing scars.
>
>>Of course, nobody will have anything close to the size of your
>>circumcision scar...
>
><g>
>
>Fortunately, I am 'uncut'
>
>I am of the opinion that male circumcision is nothing short of genital
>mutilation. And there's research that shows that circumcised men get
>less pleasure from sex too.
<champ mode>
<fx: walks up to complete stranger in Next>
"Excuse me, young lady, I'm conducting research........"
</cm>
MrMoosehead
bit of wisdom:
>On Wed, 28 Mar 2001 19:59:19 +0100, Vince <vi...@wooll.org.uk>
>wrote:
>
><snip tale of daring-doo-doo>
>
>>The glass in the tit was a real frightener when they pulled it out. It
>>was deep & must have just hit a rib, otherwise I'd've punctured a
>>lung, by the looks of it.
>
>You are indeed one of Windy's Brave Little Soldiers (tm).
Go AWOL Vince, NOW!
--
Adrian Hall (Mr Moosehead Strikes Again)
:-CBR600f (exGPZ500s) ex-two#9 GHPOTHUF#21 BONY#4 KotGD Leeds -:
(and in glorious CRAP-O-VISION: http://www.formicarium.com/adrian/)
BAH! Sleep is for girls...
lesevans
Stu <stuc...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:dBBw6.2993$ye1.9...@news2.cableinet.net...
>
> the robber I was chasing, and grabbed hold of my arm.
> The dog has a truncheon shaped dent on its head.
>
How would you like it if everytime you grabbed the wrong guy them hitting
you with a bit of hard maple.
Chris Reece
> Here.
D'uh. And I'd been wondering who dead...@burnt.org.uk was. Dead
bloody giveaway, innit?
--
Saru mo ki kara ochiru.
Chris Reece
> I am of the opinion that male circumcision is nothing short of genital
> mutilation.
I'd agree with that. Whole-heartedly, if not whole.
> And there's research that shows that circumcised men get
> less pleasure from sex too.
I couldn't say -- I can't remember what it was like before. I can tell
you that, after the pain, unpleasantness and abstenance (``morning
glory'' was bad enough) had passed that *considerable* pleasure was
taken.
And it's better that the alternatives, in some cases. I certainly
wouldn't recommend it for fun, hygiene, religious or cosmetic
purposes.
I have heard that there's evidence that you're less likely to catch
certain STDs (HIV being one of them) if you're circumcised, though.
Something to do with more fragile viruses needing a warm, cosseted
environment and thin skin to penetrate. Recent documentary on the AIDS
problem in Africa.
Stu
>
> Stu <stuc...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:dBBw6.2993$ye1.9...@news2.cableinet.net...
> >
> > the robber I was chasing, and grabbed hold of my arm.
> > The dog has a truncheon shaped dent on its head.
> >
> Woah there Stu, That nice ickle Police Dog was just doing his job.
> How would you like it if everytime you grabbed the wrong guy them hitting
> you with a bit of hard maple.
>
I don't grab the wrong guy :-)
And
It fscuking hurts when a very big German Shepherd Dog bites you on the arm.
They bite very hard. And the damn thing wouldn't let go, its handler being
about two hundred yards behind me. It let go after application of said
truncheon. I did let it chew the truncheon up instead of my arm again
though.
Stu
lisp
> Well come on then who's got the biggest.
Not me.
Got a 1"x.5" scar on my left wrist where it got slashed by
glass when I were young, and acompanying 1.5" linear scar on
the ball of the associated palm. There's also a .75"x.25" scar
on my upper arm from the same incident
On my right eyelid there's a upside down triangular scar,
probably .33" at its widest point. This is where I got my eyelid
caught on a hook at playschool. Apparently I broke the ickle bone
insie the eyelid, and I'm quite lucky that my eyeball managed to stay
perfectly intact.
Got a 4"x.25" scar on my right thigh from where I got slashed by
barbed wire. It didn't get stitched, hence it's size.
There's miscelanous other scars in places I can't remember, and tonnes
of stretch marks, all around my waist, upper legs, and the bits in
between, and pretty much around every joint.
I'm sure I've left some out. Ooh, and my right front tooth is fake,
after it got smashed on some bumper cars when I was ickle.
All this, and I haven't even got me own bike yet.
--
(lisp) - http://www-users.york.ac.uk/~ljp7
A man walks into a bar and asks for an entendre.
"Single or double?" "Double."
He gave him one.
Chris Reece
> All this, and I haven't even got me own bike yet.
Another UoY inhabitant? Is Molly here yet?
I notice we've got our very own bike parking bays now, next to the
security centre.
Daz
So you've flattened a Cat in your car and bounced your truncheon off a
dog's head.
Got something against animals?
--
Daz
Newbie[1] on a far too powerful CBR600.
[1] Can I drop this bit now?
PeterT
> lesevans wrote:
> >
> > After reading "Bring it on BB",(It's like reading fu#king War and
Peace). It
> > came to a point when they started discussing being slashed and knifed,
Well
> > I was once stabbed with a knitting needle by my ex-wife, Fu#king Hell it
> > didn't half burn.
> > So I haven't that much of a scar (I don't think you could see it with a
> > Microscope).
>
Doesn't count, since it's caused in a proper operation, unless
you've done it yourself with a broken glass bottle and some
fishing line.
--
peter
****************************
Kraut on a Transalp
BOTAFOT#53 D. Bot (Hons WP)
http://www.ocms.ox.ac.uk/~teriete/
****************************
Champ
>The message <vlo5ctoa0l5o2g7im...@4ax.com>
> from Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> contains these words:
>
>> Platypus <plat...@ukrm.org> ejaculated :
>
>> >Of course, nobody will have anything close to the size of your
>> >circumcision scar...
>
>> <g>
>
>> Fortunately, I am 'uncut'
>
>> I am of the opinion that male circumcision is nothing short of genital
>> mutilation. And there's research that shows that circumcised men get
>> less pleasure from sex too.
>
>.....but it lasts much longer! DAMHIK,IJK-OK!
Well, that figures, don't it? If the chap gets less pleasure, it
takes longer to arrive.
Stu
"Snowleopard" <snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> wrote in message
news:6b66cto2oph0pml6m...@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 29 Mar 2001 11:42:49 +0100, Daz
> <lewisd35D...@hotmail.com> burbled merrily:
>
Actually, I'm normally very calm. (Except when bitten by bloody stupid
police dogs. And horses, but that's another story).
The cat ran out from under a parked van as I was alongside it. I don't brake
for such things as I'm not going to risk getting tail ended / loss of
control etc for a cat. (Not that I had time in this instance anyway).
As for animals, well we have - 1 rabbit, 1 guinea pig, 1 dog, 2 rats, and a
tank full of fish. None of which bite me.
Stu.