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Rushtown

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Dec 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/9/98
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I quickly figured out all the acronyms on Usenet.
When I saw ROTFL I couldn't figure it out for about
20 seconds. But because it usually came right after
I made a very important point in a very persuasive
way I figured it meant "Right On The Fuckin' Line".
Only today I read a post where someone says it
means "Rolling On The Floor Laughing." This
couldn't be the real meaning, could it? STFU if
you don't agree with me.

Sean Holland

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Dec 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/9/98
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In article <19981209011718...@ng-cr1.aol.com>,
rush...@aol.com (Rushtown) wrote:
> STFU if
>you don't agree with me.

Well, shake the frosty umbrella to you to.

--
Sean
Due to spam filtering, mail from hotmail or prodigy will not reach me.

Unna

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Dec 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/9/98
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> couldn't be the real meaning, could it? STFU if

> you don't agree with me.

It is...

here's other std usenet/irc/aolchat/etc abbr...
not a complete list, to be sure, but it may save you 20 add'l seconds in
the future.
(not counting the time to post)

U

AFK = Away from keyboard
AFWIW = Anyway, for what it's worth
BBL = Be Back Later
BD = Birthday
BFN = Bye for now
<bg> = Big grin
BH = Better half
BIL = Brother-in-law
BRB = Be Right Back
BTW = By the way
CC = I understand (I copy), also cc
CIS = Consumer Information Service
CRAFT = Can't remember a friggin' thing
CRS = Can't remember shit
DD = Darling Daughter
DH = Dear hubby, dumb hubby, deaf hubby, dickhead (depends on
mood)
DS = Darling Son
DIL = Daughter In Law
DW = Dear wife
FAQ = Frequently asked question(s)
FIL = Father In Law
FWIW = For what it's worth
<g> = Grin
<G> = Big Grin
<gd&h> = Grinning, ducking and hiding
<gd&r> = Grinning, ducking & running
<ggg> = giggle
GSHIWMP = Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
HSIK = How Should I Know
IAE(c) = In Any Event (case)
IDK = I Don't Know
IMCO = In my considered opinion
IMHO = In my humble (honest) opinion (the poster is rarely humble)
IMNSVHO = In my not so very humble opinion
IMO = In my opinion
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion
IOW = In Other Words
LMAO = Laughing my Ass Off
LMAOROTF = Laughing my Ass Off and Rolling on the Floor
LMK = Let Me Know
LOL = Laughing out loud
MIL = Mother-in-law
OIC = Oh, I see!
OOTB = Out of the box
OTL = Out To Lunch
OTOH = On the other hand
OTTH = On the third hand
PIMP = Pee in my pants
PITA = Pain in the ass
PLMK = Please let me know
PTM = Please Tell Me
RAK = Random Act of Kindness
ROFL = Rolling on floor laughing
ROTFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
ROTFLMBOBO = Rolling on the floor laughing my big old butt off
RSN = Real soon now
RTFM = Read the f'n Manual
RTFFAQ = Read the f'n FAQ
SDIHTT = Someday I'll Have the Time
SHTS = Spit Hitting the Spam
SIL = Son-in-law
SO = Significant Other
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TSR = Terminate and Stay Resident program (also refers to lurkers)
TTFN = Ta Ta for now
TTYL = Talk to you tomorrow
<vbg> = Very big grin
<vbeg> = Very big evil grin
<vbseg> = Very big shit eating grin
WOA = Work of Art
WYSIWYG = What you see is what you get
YBYSA = You bet your sweet ass

J. C. R. Davis

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Dec 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/9/98
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Unna wrote in message <366E7947...@hotmail.com>...

>Rushtown wrote:
>>
>> I quickly figured out all the acronyms on Usenet.
>> When I saw ROTFL I couldn't figure it out for about
>> 20 seconds. But because it usually came right after
>> I made a very important point in a very persuasive
>> way I figured it meant "Right On The Fuckin' Line".
>> Only today I read a post where someone says it
>> means "Rolling On The Floor Laughing." This
>> couldn't be the real meaning, could it? STFU if
>> you don't agree with me.
>
>It is...
>
>here's other std usenet/irc/aolchat/etc abbr...
>not a complete list, to be sure, but it may save you 20 add'l seconds in
>the future.
>(not counting the time to post)
>
>U
>
>

[long list snipped]

Are people really *this* lazy? I think we've become too much of an
acronym-based society (ABS).
______________________________________________________
the ever ironic J. C. R. Davis (jc...@email.com)


James Follett

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Dec 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/9/98
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In article <366E7947...@hotmail.com> ucer...@hotmail.com "Unna" writes:

>AFK = Away from keyboard
>AFWIW = Anyway, for what it's worth

Long list of abbreviations clipped.

You forgot:

HTFDAPFHGPMF?

Which is:

How The Fuck Did A Post From Hotmail Get Past My Filter?

--
James Follett -- novelist http://www.davew.demon.co.uk


Henry Tickner

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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In article <74m1pq$i...@ns2.bcm.tmc.edu>, J. C. R. Davis <jondavis@spamfi
lter.bcm.tmc.edu> writes

>Are people really *this* lazy? I think we've become too much of an
>acronym-based society (ABS).

Not on aue, we haven't.
--
Henry Tickner

Today's sig is from the Guardian [rot-13 answer]:

Left Spain for somewhere in Africa (7) [YVOREVN]

a1a5...@bc.sympatico.ca

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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On Wed, 9 Dec 1998 08:28:20 -0600, "J. C. R. Davis"
<jond...@spamfilter.bcm.tmc.edu> wrote:

[ ]
>[long list snipped]


>
>Are people really *this* lazy? I think we've become too much of an
>acronym-based society (ABS).

>______________________________________________________
>the ever ironic J. C. R. Davis (jc...@email.com)
>

I think it's just a question of emphasis: a lot of energy (and
money) is today expended on "abs" (abdominal muscles, or perhaps
abdominal muscle structure, in which case it's also ABS).

geoff butler

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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James Follett <ja...@marage.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <366E7947...@hotmail.com> ucer...@hotmail.com "Unna" writes:
>
>>AFK = Away from keyboard
>>AFWIW = Anyway, for what it's worth
>
>Long list of abbreviations clipped.
>
>You forgot:
>
>HTFDAPFHGPMF?

There were a few in the Grauniad this morning. One of them was even
quite good:

YOYOOYOTE

You're on your own once you open the envelope

Allegedly, not wishing to cast aspersions on *i**o*o**'* after-sales
service.

And nobody's mentioned 'voracity' for 'veracity' yet.

-ler

Skitt

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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James Follett wrote in message <913241...@marage.demon.co.uk>...

>Long list of abbreviations clipped.
>
>You forgot:
>
>HTFDAPFHGPMF?
>
>Which is:
>
>How The Fuck Did A Post From Hotmail Get Past My Filter?


Oh, no! You mean, the mail I might send from a Hotmail account I have (doesn't
everybody?) should not reach you? Bill, the rich one, would not be too happy to
know that! After all, MSN, who owns Hotmail now, is *his* baby.

OK, I'll refrain from accosting you via Hotmail. Sheesh!
--
Skitt http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/5537/
If you are posting a reply, please, do not email it. It just confuses me.

Larry Phillips

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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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geoff butler wrote:
>
> And nobody's mentioned 'voracity' for 'veracity' yet.

Or the oen that grates on my nerves the most: momemnto for memento.

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