I guess I should come right out and say that I am a profile, but I'm
not that kook Eric Burch nor am I Mr. Sullivan. You are all going to
shit, especially that dickhead Preston, or OPC or lemmings. You know,
the guy who claimed to have killed the Sandman. Ha, he only wishes.
See, I am the Sandman. I am the originator of the politically
incorrect Washington surf site on
whammer.com. I haven't been to
alt.surfing in a long time, but heard through friends that this kook
was trying to be me, so I thought about it for awhile and decided to
come back and fuck with his mind.
Obviously it worked, or did it? I wanted to make it known that I
(this Clay & Kira) was not real, but everyone picked on Eric. Maybe he
deserved it, I don't know.
So lemmings, opc, lemons!, etc. Prepare bitch, you'll be meeting
your maker when I come back to Washington and kick your ass. Better
sober up and get your flabby ass ready to surf some real waves.
The Sandman (175 pounds of kook busting surf muscle)