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Walkerton

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May 30, 2001, 4:57:12 PM5/30/01
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TFTM's comic adaptation:

"No more, Optimus Prime! Grant me mercy, I beg of you!"
"You who are without mercy now plead for it? I thought you were made of
sterner stuff!"
"So you think I'm clumsy, you has-been pile of junk!"

--David
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ShadowWing

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Walkerton wrote

ULTRA MAGNUS:"Perceptor, can you locate a place to set down for repairs?"

PERCEPTOR:"Gamma waves in this sector of space create marginal navigational
probabilities. However..."

ULTRA MAGNUS:"Why did I ask? Why? Why?"

They should of thrown that line in the movie. :)
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Prowl

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May 30, 2001, 10:57:33 PM5/30/01
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>Walkerton wrote
>>TFTM's comic adaptation:
>>
>>"No more, Optimus Prime! Grant me mercy, I beg of you!"
>>"You who are without mercy now plead for it? I thought you were made of
>>sterner stuff!"
>>"So you think I'm clumsy, you has-been pile of junk!"
>
>ULTRA MAGNUS:"Perceptor, can you locate a place to set down for repairs?"
>
>PERCEPTOR:"Gamma waves in this sector of space create marginal navigational
>probabilities. However..."
>
>ULTRA MAGNUS:"Why did I ask? Why? Why?"
>
> They should of thrown that line in the movie. :)

Hahaha! Funny. It's also funny to say Perceptor-like stuff 2 friends, if you do
the vioce. It's funny as anything. WE were laughing for 15+ min!

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WarWolf

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May 31, 2001, 7:49:24 AM5/31/01
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Speaking of the comics, I'm fond of the sound effects. Here's a sampling
from the US comics ...

BUK-WHOOM! (Unicron 'sploding in TFTM #3), which is not to be confused with ...

BAWHOOM ('splosion from #47), which true sound effects connoisseurs would never
confuse with ...

BAWOOM (Starscream blasting Omega Supreme in #50), which is subtly different
from ...

BWOOM (Roadhandler launching his fist in #54 ... oddly, it was FWOOSH earlier
in the issue. See also Buster Witwicky being blasted by a Realvision ... thing
in #48 and Burn-out firing his gun in #46.)

Then we have ...

BRAKAM! (Fort Max blasting Galvy in #79) which of course is slightly different
from ...

BRRKMMM! (collapsing building in #79 ... the vowels make a difference, folks)
which is totally different from ...

BRADOOOM! ('splosion on The Ark in #78), which newbies sometimes confuse with
...

BAKOOOM! (Getaway being blasted in US TF# 80), which only the unobservant would
confuse with ...

BAKOOM! (Megatron blasting an unknown Autobot in #57), which shouldn't be
confused with the less explosive and just plain ...

KOOM (Galvy blasting Megs in #78). Am I the only person to have spent sleepless
nights wondering how many KOOMs make one BAKOOM?

...

Alright-y then.

Also worth noting were two POK sound effects (#47), which I found pathetic.
What kind of wimpy Transformer uses a gun that causes a half-assed POK sound
effect? Trade up for a BAKOOM-causing gun or at the very least a BWAM-ing gun
already. Sheesh.

Then there's ....

UNAH! (Rapture's exclamation on losing her balance in #77. "Oprah, Unah! Unah,
Oprah" ... no, no, no.)

SPATCH! (Grimlock smacking Fangry in #77. Fangry's terse response, "KKKT!")

But for sheer outrageousness there's no beating the sound of Fireflight firing
in #50 ...

BUDDHA.

Seriously.

A religious figure. Also a TF sound effect. So wacky.

Anyway, who ordinarily creates those sound effects? Is it specified by the
writer in the script before/after seeing the pencils? I expect the stuff in
speech bubbles is by the writers but what about the event stuff like 'splosions
and guns firing?

Regardless, I think we ought to pay tribute to the people who come up with
those sound effects. It must be a difficult, time-consuming job picking
just the right effect. Should this explosion be a "BAWOOM" or is it
sufficiently large and impressive enough to merit a "BAWHOOM"? What a tough,
agonising decision to have to make.

It's almost enough to make one go, "KKKT!"

Cheers,
WarWolf

Joona I Palaste

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May 31, 2001, 7:56:13 AM5/31/01
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WarWolf <war...@my-deja.com> scribbled the following:

> Speaking of the comics, I'm fond of the sound effects. Here's a sampling
> from the US comics ...

> BUK-WHOOM! (Unicron 'sploding in TFTM #3), which is not to be confused with ...

> BAWHOOM ('splosion from #47), which true sound effects connoisseurs would never
> confuse with ...

> BAWOOM (Starscream blasting Omega Supreme in #50), which is subtly different
> from ...

> BWOOM (Roadhandler launching his fist in #54 ... oddly, it was FWOOSH earlier
> in the issue. See also Buster Witwicky being blasted by a Realvision ... thing
> in #48 and Burn-out firing his gun in #46.)

> Then we have ...

> BRAKAM! (Fort Max blasting Galvy in #79) which of course is slightly different
> from ...

> BRRKMMM! (collapsing building in #79 ... the vowels make a difference, folks)
> which is totally different from ...

> BRADOOOM! ('splosion on The Ark in #78), which newbies sometimes confuse with
> ...

> BAKOOOM! (Getaway being blasted in US TF# 80), which only the unobservant would
> confuse with ...

> BAKOOM! (Megatron blasting an unknown Autobot in #57), which shouldn't be
> confused with the less explosive and just plain ...

> KOOM (Galvy blasting Megs in #78). Am I the only person to have spent sleepless
> nights wondering how many KOOMs make one BAKOOM?

You are forgetting:

BRADDAKOOM! (Megatron's secret fortress exploding due to the force of
the explosives Ratchet teleported inside it, US TFG1 #59). This is my
all-time favourite explosion sound effect.

> But for sheer outrageousness there's no beating the sound of Fireflight firing
> in #50 ...

> BUDDHA.

> Seriously.

> A religious figure. Also a TF sound effect. So wacky.

Didn't this also appear in a G2 comic? Or am I misremembering?
Anyway, shouldn't we have JESUS, MOHAMED and KHRISNA sound effects as
well, to advocate freedom of belief?
(KHRISNA is more traditionally spelled KRSNA with dots under the middle
...
three letters.)

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Walkerton

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May 31, 2001, 10:31:09 AM5/31/01
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> Anyway, who ordinarily creates those sound effects? Is it specified by the
> writer in the script before/after seeing the pencils? I expect the stuff
in
> speech bubbles is by the writers but what about the event stuff like
'splosions
> and guns firing?
>
> Regardless, I think we ought to pay tribute to the people who come up with
> those sound effects. It must be a difficult, time-consuming job picking
> just the right effect. Should this explosion be a "BAWOOM" or is it
> sufficiently large and impressive enough to merit a "BAWHOOM"? What a
tough,
> agonising decision to have to make.

Oddly enough, Unicron's explosion made absolutely no sound at all.

*boggle*

--David, who noted that you missed the hundreds of "BONK"s....
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Joona I Palaste

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May 31, 2001, 10:33:37 AM5/31/01
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Walkerton <wii...@hotmail.com> scribbled the following:

>> Anyway, who ordinarily creates those sound effects? Is it specified by the
>> writer in the script before/after seeing the pencils? I expect the stuff
> in
>> speech bubbles is by the writers but what about the event stuff like
> 'splosions
>> and guns firing?
>>
>> Regardless, I think we ought to pay tribute to the people who come up with
>> those sound effects. It must be a difficult, time-consuming job picking
>> just the right effect. Should this explosion be a "BAWOOM" or is it
>> sufficiently large and impressive enough to merit a "BAWHOOM"? What a
> tough,
>> agonising decision to have to make.

> Oddly enough, Unicron's explosion made absolutely no sound at all.

> *boggle*

That's because it was in space, and sound isn't transmitted in
space.

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Walkerton

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May 31, 2001, 11:23:38 AM5/31/01
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> > Oddly enough, Unicron's explosion made absolutely no sound at all.
>
> > *boggle*
>
> That's because it was in space, and sound isn't transmitted in
> space.

Well, sure, but there's sound in space in Transformers all the time. And
Unicron was sorta in Cybertron's atmosphere...

You'd think it would have made at least a small "woosh." And then the
death by shrapnel as it fell to the surface.

--David
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Sky, Unicron's Advocate

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May 31, 2001, 7:57:07 PM5/31/01
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"Walkerton" wrote:

> Oddly enough, Unicron's explosion made absolutely no sound at all.

Must be the wind.

Sky Shadow.
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stephen.harper2

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May 31, 2001, 9:21:17 PM5/31/01
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You get ship if i get trip!

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Joona I Palaste

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Jun 1, 2001, 2:19:10 AM6/1/01
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Sky, Unicron's Advocate <jorda...@ozemail.com.au> scribbled the following:
> "Walkerton" wrote:

>> Oddly enough, Unicron's explosion made absolutely no sound at all.

> Must be the wind.

There is no wind in space.

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Sky, Unicron's Advocate

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Jun 1, 2001, 2:47:19 AM6/1/01
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"Joona I Palaste" wrote:

> >> Oddly enough, Unicron's explosion made absolutely no sound at all.
>
> > Must be the wind.
>
> There is no wind in space.

Thanks Joona. I had a feeling you'd be the one to reply:)

Joona I Palaste

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Jun 1, 2001, 3:03:41 AM6/1/01
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Sky, Unicron's Advocate <jorda...@ozemail.com.au> scribbled the following:
> "Joona I Palaste" wrote:

> > >> Oddly enough, Unicron's explosion made absolutely no sound at all.
>>
>> > Must be the wind.
>>
>> There is no wind in space.

> Thanks Joona. I had a feeling you'd be the one to reply:)

I couldn't resist to make a FFOD comment... or was it in another
episode?

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Joona I Palaste <pal...@cc.helsinki.fi> wrote:

> Sky, Unicron's Advocate <jorda...@ozemail.com.au> scribbled the following:
>
> > > "Joona I Palaste" wrote:
> > >
> > > There is no wind in space.
> >
> > Thanks Joona. I had a feeling you'd be the one to reply:)
>
> I couldn't resist to make a FFOD comment... or was it in another
> episode?

No, you're right, it's from the first part of 'Five Faces of Darkness.' It occurs as
Cyclonus, Scourge, and the Sweeps enter Unicron's head to find out what
happened to Galvatron and they hear what sounds like a deep moan.

CYCLONUS

Must be the wind.

SCOURGE

There IS no wind in space.
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Jothar

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Jun 1, 2001, 5:54:53 PM6/1/01
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My fav comic laugh moment came from "Dinobot Hunt". (UK). One Autobot has
accidentally fallen over the other, resulting in a rather awkward position.
Another Autobot says "Ahem!", and the Autobot on the floor says "One word outta
you, one word!"

TrypticonX

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Jun 14, 2001, 8:22:27 PM6/14/01
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Time to sound like the inside space.
And it's interesting to play duke nukem 3d when i had to have some fun the party has begun dancin' round the christmas tree.
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