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TMC

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Jul 6, 2001, 1:03:28 AM7/6/01
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In order to coincide with the upcoming Major League Baseball All Star Game,
this is basically a list comprising of people who have as big of a chance of
making it in the pages of GQ or Playboy as the chances of Montreal Expos
selling out on a consecutive basis anytime soon. For example:
*Craig Mack-He's first and foremost on the list simply because he managed to
refresh my memory while watching the Behind the Music episode on 1994 the
other day. Hell I'm sure that Craig would be the leading vote getter when
it
comes to an All Star team of this kind.

*Biz Markie-Oh baby you don't got what I need!

*The Goodie Mob-Perhaps the rap music's equivlant to four Seattle Mariners
being elected to start in the upcoming All Star Game.

*Ol' Dirty Bastard-Who would have thought that the stage name couldn't have
been more fitting?

*Raekwon, the Chef-With all the money that the chef has (just take a lot at
the Wu Tang Clan's "rented" house on MTV's Cribs for example), you would
think
that he could use a much better dental plan.

*Bushwick Bill-Lets forget the fact that he's "vertically challeged" for a
moment. How about the fact that this guy only has one eye to show for
himself?

*The Cash Money Millionaires-Sooner or later you're going to have to close
your mouths for a relatively extended period of time.

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STRATEGY3

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Jul 6, 2001, 9:38:05 AM7/6/01
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>Subject: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: TMC TMC...@MailAndNews.com

>In order to coincide with the upcoming Major League Baseball All Star Game,
>this is basically a list comprising of people who have as big of a chance of
>making it in the pages of GQ or Playboy as the chances of Montreal Expos
>selling out on a consecutive basis anytime soon. For example:
>*Craig Mack-He's first and foremost on the list simply because he managed to
>refresh my memory while watching the Behind the Music episode on 1994 the
>other day. Hell I'm sure that Craig would be the leading vote getter when
>it
>comes to an All Star team of this kind.
>
>*Biz Markie-Oh baby you don't got what I need!
>
>*The Goodie Mob-Perhaps the rap music's equivlant to four Seattle Mariners
>being elected to start in the upcoming All Star Game.
>
>*Ol' Dirty Bastard-Who would have thought that the stage name couldn't have
>been more fitting?
>
>*Raekwon, the Chef-With all the money that the chef has (just take a lot at
>the Wu Tang Clan's "rented" house on MTV's Cribs for example), you would
>think
>that he could use a much better dental plan.
>
>*Bushwick Bill-Lets forget the fact that he's "vertically challeged" for a
>moment. How about the fact that this guy only has one eye to show for
>himself?
>
>*The Cash Money Millionaires-Sooner or later you're going to have to close
>your mouths for a relatively extended period of time.
>
>------------------------------------------------------------


STRAIGHT WACK

could you be any unfunnier?

next time, try and be offensive and MAYBE you'll get a cheap shock-value laugh
or something

I give you an A for effort though, that clearly took you 3 weeks and 18
rewrites to get it "just right" for your big funny post


tell us something that's funny & TRUE about your mom or something

that always gets a good laugh around here. It's fairly safe too, becasue as
much as we like get on niggas mommas around here, by telling us a true story
about moms, you decrease the chances of anyone actually flaming her, as she
becomes a three dimensional person (assuming your personal anecdote imbues some
sense of depth to her).

btw, is your mom single and no older than 46?

actually, anywhere up to 52 MIGHT be okay, cause I used to work with this lady
who was 52 and she was FINE. I mean HELLA FINE. She must be 56 by now. I
wish I could see what she looks like now (if only for scientific purposes).

oh yeah, so back to your mom....


never mind

I'm actually busy this morning, just warming up the keys a little bit....

STRATEGY

"Your Rhymin' is STRAINED in parts and shit
I'll erase your disk, rupture your blood vessels in your lip
make it easy for you to blow in cartridges (woooosh!)
I'm a let these Phantasm Balls start flying on these Klansmen..." - Saafir

quest19...@webtv.net

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Jul 6, 2001, 10:12:35 AM7/6/01
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My list would consist of:

Flavor Flav
Crunchy Black(Hypnotized Minds Camp)
Craig Mack
Biz Markie
Sticky Fingaz
Talib Kweli
The Notorious B.I.G.(posthumous)
PEACE!

STRATEGY3

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Jul 6, 2001, 10:55:14 AM7/6/01
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>Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: quest19...@webtv.net

>My list would consist of:
>

>The Notorious B.I.G.(posthumous)
> PEACE!

damn, I wait over three years for you to say something cruel and distasteful
and that's the best you can do????

Gavin

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Jul 6, 2001, 11:54:55 AM7/6/01
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What about Cage and Mighty Mi? Truely frightening...


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Josh Scott

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Jul 6, 2001, 4:09:56 PM7/6/01
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"STRATEGY3" <stra...@aol.comGALACTUS> wrote:

> I give you an A for effort though, that clearly took you 3 weeks and 18
> rewrites to get it "just right" for your big funny post

You're the only one who rewrites his posts and plans them out. And they
suck anyways.


Just playing. And no, I didn't rewrite this.

--
+Josh Scott
.....HeX.....


TMC

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Jul 6, 2001, 5:09:18 PM7/6/01
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>===== Original Message From stra...@aol.comGALACTUS (STRATEGY3) =====
>I give you an A for effort though, that clearly took you 3 weeks and 18
>rewrites to get it "just right" for your big funny post
It was about a 10 to 15 to be exact (but that's another story).

>
>tell us something that's funny & TRUE about your mom or something
>
>that always gets a good laugh around here. It's fairly safe too, becasue as
>much as we like get on niggas mommas around here, by telling us a true story
>about moms, you decrease the chances of anyone actually flaming her, as she
>becomes a three dimensional person (assuming your personal anecdote imbues
some
>sense of depth to her).
>
>btw, is your mom single and no older than 46?
Why, so that you can ask her out on a date!? I thought that this was a
news-group not The Dating Game.

>actually, anywhere up to 52 MIGHT be okay, cause I used to work with this
lady
>who was 52 and she was FINE. I mean HELLA FINE. She must be 56 by now. I
>wish I could see what she looks like now (if only for scientific purposes).
>
>oh yeah, so back to your mom....
>
>
>never mind
>
>I'm actually busy this morning, just warming up the keys a little bit....
Guess who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning to produce this
pointless diatribe. Don't make us laugh any harder than it already is.

>
>
>STRATEGY
>
>"Your Rhymin' is STRAINED in parts and shit
>I'll erase your disk, rupture your blood vessels in your lip
>make it easy for you to blow in cartridges (woooosh!)
>I'm a let these Phantasm Balls start flying on these Klansmen..." - Saafir
>
>

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STRATEGY3

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Jul 6, 2001, 5:22:39 PM7/6/01
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>Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: "Josh Scott" hex...@home.com

>> I give you an A for effort though, that clearly took you 3 weeks and 18
>> rewrites to get it "just right" for your big funny post
>
>You're the only one who rewrites his posts and plans them out. And they
>suck anyways.

"ooh the biggest chest-sticker outer of them all finally grows real balls!"

you're a tard and the only reason I'm not going to respond to this by pulling
out this HUGE TRAINWRECK OF A POST that you made once (that I will never forget
as it offended my Vulcanic sensibilities beyond belief) and actually respond to
it (again) AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL PROVE BEYOND ANY REASONABLE DOUBT
THAT YOU ARE CLEARLY THE BIGGEST, FAKEST, PUNK-ASS WHITEBOY ON THE PLANET AND
REPRESENT EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH *MY* HIP-HOP


1 post

either

a) tongue swallowing inducement

b) The equivalent of an old NWA (not the group the wrestling alliance dickhead
- signed strategy) "Loser Leave Town Match"

It will be the greatest spectacle since Whodini didn't quite finish that last
trick (the magician, not the rap group that you newer heard of, but if you did,
probably thought they were wack, but didn't say it like that, I'm sure you
laced it with plenty of "Yay Slang"(sic) that you learned from an E-40 album
(and not even one of the good ones I bet)

and then you can come back as somebody else, but not SLcapitanPL becasue you
already did that one, remember? that was when you had AOL, I think. If you
are not actually him, you are him reborn. except HE was a lot cooler

one post


BAM

(think of Chucky D saying BAM!, on "Night Of The Living Joshheads", and then
BAM himself popping his head on the screen, in the video to it. remember that?
that was fly

Josh doesn't think so. even if he heard it, he'd say it sucked because classic
PE songs don't involve anything to do with Snoop's penis and Daz's
shpinchkter(sp??)

can't do it right now because I'm in a shitty mood

(been going on 20 or so months now, top that mr. pathetic. I'm the one
pandering for sympathy! me! me!)

top this: I have an uncle who was SHOT IN THE HEAD by his SON (my cousin)
while he was sitting in his rocking chair and the uncle
DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIS SON HAD SHOT HIM POINTBLANK WITH A RIFLE UNTIL HE
SCRATCHED HIS HEAD 10 HOURS later, because it ITCHED

look it up on the internet, goofball

and realize that I don't EVEN give a shit about it, not a bit, not even a
little bit. not because I'm a cold-hearted bastard, but because

because the problems of MYSELF and those I REALLY love make that shit sound
like something funny that you heard about happening to "someone else" (to me)

There, that wasn't so hard now, was it?

Feeling better about yourself yet?

I'm here to help


so if you want to bring it, bring it when I get back becasue I can't post
anymore right now.

at least until I get a job, but maybe not even then

and then I'll do a neat trick

STRATEGY

anyway, what did you get so mad about, was that your post or something?? I
don't remember it being....

STRATEGY3

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Jul 6, 2001, 5:31:26 PM7/6/01
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>Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: "Josh Scott"

>> I give you an A for effort though, that clearly took you 3 weeks and 18


>> rewrites to get it "just right" for your big funny post
>
>You're the only one who rewrites his posts and plans them out. And they
>suck anyways.


I never once planned out a single post

I tried to once, becasue it was actually about hip-hop, something I cared
about, and I thought I had something really interesting and mind-blowing to say
about it. I tried to draft it MSWord and it sucked and it deleted it.

now stand in front of the mirror and practice your "HARD" look that never
works, not even a little bit, not even ONCE you soft-ass little


little kid!


You are just jealous of my sarcastic brilliance, hence the attacks.


I could just cut and paste all of GoldenChild's general posts he ever sent out
to RMHH and I think it would do a pretty good job exemplifying how I feel about
you (which i just thought of now, becasue you see Josh, for better or worse,
that's how i do things (around here, in life, in e-mail, WHATEVER THE FUCK,
driving my car, taking a shit... Did I mention I came up with a new creative
more effcient way of taking a shit? (two of them acutally but they're variants
of the same thing)

Maybe we'll dabble into that a bit, when I get back that is....

meanwhile, don't forget to wipe your SNOOP, and don't use your hand, use some
KURRUPT GOTTI paper

Next time you gotta take a DAZ, that is


STRATEGY

STRATEGY3

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Jul 6, 2001, 5:34:39 PM7/6/01
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>Subject: RE: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: TMC TMC...@MailAndNews.com

My apologies to TMC, I mistook you for Josh Scott.

That was actually kind of funny (what you said , not what I said)


Sincerely,

STRATEGY (but you can call me Ike, because I like you. not like Josh Scott,
the little fuckin' make-believe tardo)

quest19...@webtv.net

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Jul 6, 2001, 5:20:46 PM7/6/01
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Strategy3 says:<<damn, I wait over three years for you to say something

cruel and distasteful and that's the best you can do????>>

I'm really sorry that I failed you, Strategy3. I don't know, all my
life I've tried to save an argument and not be controversial. That
doesn't mean I'm spineless, it just means that I have a "Mr. Spock" sort
of attitude---I just flow off logic. I guess this is why I'm not as
"popular" as say... Strategy3. But that's a good thing. Many times here,
what I've considered to be thoughtful commentary based off Hip Hop
history and the mores therein has been twisted to mean that I'm hating
on something. Hmmmm... Being "cruel and distasteful" is not my forte.
Just give me the information.
PEACE!

Josh Scott

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Jul 6, 2001, 6:12:37 PM7/6/01
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"STRATEGY3" <stra...@aol.comGALACTUS> wrote:

> >> I give you an A for effort though, that clearly took you 3 weeks and 18
> >> rewrites to get it "just right" for your big funny post
> >
> >You're the only one who rewrites his posts and plans them out. And they
> >suck anyways.
>
>
>
> "ooh the biggest chest-sticker outer of them all finally grows real
balls!"

It's the internet, sir.

> you're a tard and the only reason I'm not going to respond to this by
pulling
> out this HUGE TRAINWRECK OF A POST that you made once (that I will never
forget
> as it offended my Vulcanic sensibilities beyond belief) and actually
respond to
> it (again) AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL PROVE BEYOND ANY REASONABLE
DOUBT
> THAT YOU ARE CLEARLY THE BIGGEST, FAKEST, PUNK-ASS WHITEBOY ON THE PLANET
AND
> REPRESENT EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH *MY* HIP-HOP

Hmmm.

> 1 post
>
>
>
>
>
> either
>
> a) tongue swallowing inducement
>
> b) The equivalent of an old NWA (not the group the wrestling alliance
dickhead
> - signed strategy) "Loser Leave Town Match"

OK. I get to be Bobby Eaton, though.

> It will be the greatest spectacle since Whodini didn't quite finish that
last
> trick (the magician, not the rap group that you newer heard of, but if you
did,
> probably thought they were wack, but didn't say it like that, I'm sure you
> laced it with plenty of "Yay Slang"(sic) that you learned from an E-40
album
> (and not even one of the good ones I bet)

Usually it appears after it's been passed around.

> and then you can come back as somebody else, but not SLcapitanPL becasue
you
> already did that one, remember? that was when you had AOL, I think. If
you
> are not actually him, you are him reborn. except HE was a lot cooler

That's right, I'm SLcapitanPL.

> one post
>
>
> BAM
>
> (think of Chucky D saying BAM!, on "Night Of The Living Joshheads", and
then
> BAM himself popping his head on the screen, in the video to it. remember
that?
> that was fly
>
> Josh doesn't think so. even if he heard it, he'd say it sucked because
classic
> PE songs don't involve anything to do with Snoop's penis and Daz's
> shpinchkter(sp??)

Dumb.

> can't do it right now because I'm in a shitty mood
>
> (been going on 20 or so months now, top that mr. pathetic. I'm the one
> pandering for sympathy! me! me!)

I can tell. You take some bullshit and get all pissy and waste your time.

> top this: I have an uncle who was SHOT IN THE HEAD by his SON (my
cousin)
> while he was sitting in his rocking chair and the uncle
> DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIS SON HAD SHOT HIM POINTBLANK WITH A RIFLE UNTIL HE
> SCRATCHED HIS HEAD 10 HOURS later, because it ITCHED

That sucks.

> look it up on the internet, goofball
>
> and realize that I don't EVEN give a shit about it, not a bit, not even a
> little bit. not because I'm a cold-hearted bastard, but because
>
> because the problems of MYSELF and those I REALLY love make that shit
sound
> like something funny that you heard about happening to "someone else" (to
me)

Understandable.

> There, that wasn't so hard now, was it?

No.

> Feeling better about yourself yet?

No.

> I'm here to help

No.

> so if you want to bring it, bring it when I get back becasue I can't post
> anymore right now.

Sure.

> at least until I get a job, but maybe not even then
>
> and then I'll do a neat trick

No you won't.

--
+Josh Scott
.....HeX.....


Josh Scott

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Jul 6, 2001, 6:15:04 PM7/6/01
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"STRATEGY3" <stra...@aol.comGALACTUS> wrote:

> >Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
> >From: "Josh Scott"
>
> >> I give you an A for effort though, that clearly took you 3 weeks and 18
> >> rewrites to get it "just right" for your big funny post
> >
> >You're the only one who rewrites his posts and plans them out. And they
> >suck anyways.
>
>
> I never once planned out a single post

Didn't you once say you had a great post you were working on, etc, etc...

> I tried to once, becasue it was actually about hip-hop, something I cared
> about, and I thought I had something really interesting and mind-blowing
to say
> about it. I tried to draft it MSWord and it sucked and it deleted it.

Oh, ok.

> now stand in front of the mirror and practice your "HARD" look that never
> works, not even a little bit, not even ONCE you soft-ass little
>
>
> little kid!

It's the internet, sir.

> You are just jealous of my sarcastic brilliance, hence the attacks.

Wasn't an attack.

> I could just cut and paste all of GoldenChild's general posts he ever sent
out
> to RMHH and I think it would do a pretty good job exemplifying how I feel
about
> you (which i just thought of now, becasue you see Josh, for better or
worse,
> that's how i do things (around here, in life, in e-mail, WHATEVER THE
FUCK,
> driving my car, taking a shit... Did I mention I came up with a new
creative
> more effcient way of taking a shit? (two of them acutally but they're
variants
> of the same thing)

Sounds fun.

> Maybe we'll dabble into that a bit, when I get back that is....
>
> meanwhile, don't forget to wipe your SNOOP, and don't use your hand, use
some
> KURRUPT GOTTI paper
>
> Next time you gotta take a DAZ, that is

That'll happen when you take your lips off of Saafir and King Tee.

> STRATEGY

King Tee is on the new Chico & Coolwadda, btw. Better not listen though
because it's punk ass whiteboy music that is ruining Strategy's hip-hop.

--
+Josh Scott
.....HeX.....


Josh Scott

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Jul 6, 2001, 6:16:32 PM7/6/01
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"STRATEGY3" <stra...@aol.comGALACTUS> wrote:

> My apologies to TMC, I mistook you for Josh Scott.

That's too bad.

> That was actually kind of funny (what you said , not what I said)
>
>
> Sincerely,
>
> STRATEGY (but you can call me Ike, because I like you. not like Josh
Scott,
> the little fuckin' make-believe tardo)

It's incredible some bullshit statement has you all pissy, ya dick.

--
+Josh Scott
.....HeX.....


Rikki O

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Jul 6, 2001, 6:42:00 PM7/6/01
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Josh Scott <hex...@home.com> wrote in message
news:pJq17.157977$%i7.105...@news1.rdc1.sfba.home.com...
> "STRATEGY3" <stra...@aol.comGALACTUS> wrote:

> > and then you can come back as somebody else, but not SLcapitanPL becasue
> you
> > already did that one, remember? that was when you had AOL, I think. If
> you
> > are not actually him, you are him reborn. except HE was a lot cooler
>
> That's right, I'm SLcapitanPL.

you wouldn't happen to be related to a one scapitanpl would you? seriously,
that wasn't you right? nah, couldn't be.

Alan D

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Jul 6, 2001, 6:52:53 PM7/6/01
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STRATEGY3 <stra...@aol.comGALACTUS> wrote in message
news:20010706105514...@ng-ch1.aol.com...

> >Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
> >From: quest19...@webtv.net
>
>
>
> >My list would consist of:
> >
>
> >The Notorious B.I.G.(posthumous)
> > PEACE!
>
>
>
> damn, I wait over three years for you to say something cruel and
distasteful
> and that's the best you can do????

Can your mom rap?????? (go figure)

Peace
Big AL


STRATEGY3

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Jul 6, 2001, 8:46:59 PM7/6/01
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>Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: quest19...@webtv.net
>Date: 7/6/01 2:20 PM Pacific

>Strategy3 says:<<damn, I wait over three years for you to say something
>cruel and distasteful and that's the best you can do????>>
>
> I'm really sorry that I failed you, Strategy3. I don't know, all my
>life I've tried to save an argument and not be controversial. That
>doesn't mean I'm spineless,


I sure hope you knew, I was half-kidding there.

anyway, you just kind of summarized what i already thought about you.


it just means that I have a "Mr. Spock" sort
>of attitude---I just flow off logic. I guess this is why I'm not as
>"popular" as say... Strategy3. But that's a good thing.


Man, you're reading my mind!

I'm trying to be more like you (or Tuvak, as the case may be) in that regard,
both in life AND on here (though my recent posting history indicates otherwise)


Many times here,
>what I've considered to be thoughtful commentary based off Hip Hop
>history and the mores therein has been twisted to mean that I'm hating
>on something. Hmmmm...


not by me cuddy. though I disagree with you from time to time...


Being "cruel and distasteful" is not my forte.
>Just give me the information.
> PEACE!


Word up.


Now if you'll excuse me I have to go flame Josh Scott.


STRATEGY

STRATEGY3

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Jul 6, 2001, 9:28:07 PM7/6/01
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>Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: "Rikki O" s...@dock.net

>you wouldn't happen to be related to a one scapitanpl would you?


is there some significance in that word at all (or why you spelled it
differently), or are you just engaging in horseplay/tomfoolery?

anyway, THAT dude used to always end his posts with

"El Soyo Pingo Loca"

(that HAS to be wrong, you mihgt have to reverse an a and an o there)


hey remember that night when we were kicking it, hanging out at 3:00 am a while
back, Natty was chillin' for a bit, then he left and it was just you and me?
That happened right?

Did you get that last post I made about B. Lee?

I was wondering, because I wish some "real" Lee fan(boy who knows Lee like I
think I know hip-hop) would poke holes in that quick, before i try and write a
book on it or something (not you of course, though I doubt you're chest can
stick out as defensively as JOSH SCOTTS).


STRATEGY


PS Rikki- get back at me tonite, I know you're home it's Friday

Josh Scott

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Jul 6, 2001, 9:46:11 PM7/6/01
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"STRATEGY3" <stra...@aol.comGALACTUS> wrote:

> I was wondering, because I wish some "real" Lee fan(boy who knows Lee like
I
> think I know hip-hop) would poke holes in that quick, before i try and
write a
> book on it or something (not you of course, though I doubt you're chest
can
> stick out as defensively as JOSH SCOTTS).

Either get on with the i-argument or stop droppin names.

--
+Josh Scott
.....HeX.....


Rikki O

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Jul 7, 2001, 1:12:37 AM7/7/01
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STRATEGY3 <stra...@aol.comGALACTUS> wrote in message

> is there some significance in that word at all (or why you spelled it


> differently), or are you just engaging in horseplay/tomfoolery?

i'm just engaging in horseplay/tomfoolery, and scapitanpl was how scapitanpl
actually spelled it. but...


> anyway, THAT dude used to always end his posts with
>
> "El Soyo Pingo Loca"
>
> (that HAS to be wrong, you mihgt have to reverse an a and an o there)

i think it was yo [s]oy [capitan] [p]inga [l]oca, so i guess he was kinda
claiming to be the adabisi of rmhh?


> hey remember that night when we were kicking it, hanging out at 3:00 am a
while
> back, Natty was chillin' for a bit, then he left and it was just you and
me?
> That happened right?
>
> Did you get that last post I made about B. Lee?

i don't remember, but if it was directed at me i'm sure i responded. i most
probably did, although i don't remember anything about ol bruce.


> I was wondering, because I wish some "real" Lee fan(boy who knows Lee like
I
> think I know hip-hop) would poke holes in that quick, before i try and
write a
> book on it or something (not you of course, though I doubt you're chest
can
> stick out as defensively as JOSH SCOTTS).

no excuses, finish up what you've begun or everyone will think you've gone
soft.


> STRATEGY
>
>
> PS Rikki- get back at me tonite, I know you're home it's Friday

fridays are highly overrated. besides, who says the weekend (which usually
includes the later half of friday) has to start and end on the weekend? my
priorities are all fucked up though.


Rick Nariani

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Jul 7, 2001, 7:58:44 PM7/7/01
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Strat, quit claimin shit on the internet. Hip hop is all gravy, who gives a
fuck. Theres some stuff that doesn't belong (Eminem for example), but for
the most part hip hop is a community, doesn't matter if you're a pathetic
backpacker or thug. Who gives a fuck? Hip hop aint yours, it aint mine, or
Josh. Get your head out of your ass, because it's people like you goin
around claimin shit that ruins hip hop. Take it easy, smoke a blunt or take
a hit of E, whatever you're into. Just chill out. Guys like me and Josh are
into a totally different scene. We come here and report the scene, latest
tunes and shit. But it seems your pathetic ass comes around and lives
everything in RMHH. Saafir, King Tee, Daz, Kurupt... whatever man, if it
aint some grunged out whiteboy screaming about his parents grounding him,
it's all good. But seriously Strategy, claim all the shit you want, if you
got beef, step into the streets and see how far you get.
And Josh, fuck "STRATEGY", the guy doesn't even have the balls to use his
real name, his real name is either too fucked up and he's ashamed it in
which case the guy has issues that has to be addressed by a professional, or
he's too scared of someone in his internet community finding out who he
really is. Anyways, I could go into a whole schpiel about that. The guy is
obviously off in his own world. Fuck him, guys like this get stepped on
around here. Strategy, if you got somethin to say, step out of this shit and
come into the real world, because this is where things get dealt with. Oh
yeah, your unemployed ass is probably too broke to step into the real world
and thats why you're bumpin to the sound of AOL. I'm about to fall off my
chair laughin. Fuck this, i'm out. Anyone got beef, heres my fuckin phone
#... 780-463-2677.

Rick
NP: Pastor Troy- This Tha City... is this song ruining your hip hop strat?
WHO CARES! haha


STRATEGY3

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Jul 7, 2001, 8:50:57 PM7/7/01
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>Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: "Rick Nariani" nar...@home.com

>Strat, quit claimin shit on the internet. Hip hop is all gravy, who gives a
>fuck. Theres some stuff that doesn't belong (Eminem for example),


how is what you just said any different from what you think I'm saying?

anyway, I think Eminem *does* belong....

I don't see what you're saying at all here, but I haven't read the rest of your
post either so,

> but for
>the most part hip hop is a community, doesn't matter if you're a pathetic
>backpacker or thug. Who gives a fuck? Hip hop aint yours, it aint mine, or
>Josh.

It is mine, it's just not "just mine"


Get your head out of your ass, because it's people like you goin
>around claimin shit that ruins hip hop.

I'll explain what I meant by that later, but keep guessing in the meantime.

Take it easy, smoke a blunt


do you know what goers into a blunt? not the kind of blunts that I'm familiar
with, but the kind that all these potheads talk about on here. I guess that's
a "hip-hop Blunt" cause I ain't never seen no shit like that in my life. They
were quoting 3-4 grams per blunt.That's 50-60 dollars! What the fuck is going
to make me feel better about that shit right there.

Muthafucka tell me where they're hiring you want me to chill some shit out.

Little bitch-ass Josh been sniping at me for a while. a couple of times when I
just tried to "tell him something" in the most non-condescending way I could.
Apparently he takes ownership over his threads and polices the conversation in
them.....


or take
>a hit of E, whatever you're into


no thanks


. Just chill out. Guys like me and Josh are
>into a totally different scene. We come here and report the scene, latest
>tunes and shit.


I have no no problem with any of that and have no idea what you're talking
about. I don't think you have any idea what I'm talking about either. or you
do and you're trying to deflect it.


But it seems your pathetic ass comes around and lives
>everything in RMHH.


there's some truth to this. I'm taking steps to change that (but apparently no
this minute)


Saafir, King Tee, Daz, Kurupt... whatever man, if it
>aint some grunged out whiteboy screaming about his parents grounding him,
>it's all good.


This has nothing to do with what music anyone likes, keep going though

HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA

Oh shit, now you're keeping it real!!

I thought you had something to say for a second....

hey Rick Dillenger, what are these "the streets" you're talking about?
(just curious)

wait wait, hold on.....one more time


Rick wrote:

>But seriously Strategy, claim all the shit you want, if you
>got beef, step into the streets and see how far you get.

wait hold on, someone else is walking into the room, hold on:

ok, now:

>But seriously Strategy, claim all the shit you want, if you
>got beef, step into the streets and see how far you get.


oh shit


>And Josh, fuck "STRATEGY",


"ooh, Josh & Rick sittin', in a tree..."

the guy doesn't even have the balls to use his
>real name, his real name is either too fucked up and he's ashamed it in
>which case the guy has issues that has to be addressed by a professional, or
>he's too scared of someone in his internet community finding out who he
>really is.

That's me, mister close-vested (hee hee hee)

Anyways, I could go into a whole schpiel about that.


please do, I would love to hear it. In fact.......I'll pay you for it if it's
good!

The guy is
>obviously off in his own world. Fuck him, guys like this get stepped on
>around here.


no, I get stepped on in real life, but not by big-badasses like you and Josh.

I see you out there in the suburbs, wearing your "Chucks & Khakis"

HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHA

anyway, I get stepped on by THE MAN, life in general, and my own internal
weaknesses.

I can live with that....


Strategy, if you got somethin to say, step out of this shit and
>come into the real world, because this is where things get dealt with.


So let me get this straight, you want to meet me somewhere and fight?

Where do you live again? You see, I'm this big phony who's not really from
Oakland, so it's clear you don't know where I live, but I was just wondering
where your big-talking ass was from. I won't fight you (I have enough trouble
already having to do with certain WHITE PEOPLE AND THE POLICE (other mostly
white people)) however I would be quite content to just drive by and get a
good laugh. Maybe you and Josh can stand out there together with your Chucks &
Khakis, blue rags & dirt bikes (the non-engine kind) and "throw up the W" at me
as I drive by.

Oh
>yeah, your unemployed ass is probably too broke to step into the real world

If you mean that there's no way that I have gas money to go meet you, that
becomes true at about 40+ miles.

No doubt JOSH SCOTT is closer than that though, becasue he's from


"DA YAY"

haven't you heard?


and he loves to talk about it. except he never mentions where....

because on MULTIPLE occasions he has described a Bay Area that DOESN'T EXIST


>and thats why you're bumpin to the sound of AOL. I'm about to fall off my
>chair laughin. Fuck this, i'm out. Anyone got beef, heres my fuckin phone
>#... 780-463-2677.
>


I don't think I'd call you anyway, but my phone service is
currently......interrupted.


anyone know what 780 is a prefix for?


STRATEGY

Josh Scott

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Jul 7, 2001, 11:59:35 PM7/7/01
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"STRATEGY3" <stra...@aol.comGALACTUS> wrote:

> Little bitch-ass Josh been sniping at me for a while. a couple of times
when I
> just tried to "tell him something" in the most non-condescending way I
could.
> Apparently he takes ownership over his threads and polices the
conversation in
> them.....

When the fuck was this? Please cite examples...

> or take
> >a hit of E, whatever you're into
>
>
> no thanks
>
>
> . Just chill out. Guys like me and Josh are
> >into a totally different scene. We come here and report the scene, latest
> >tunes and shit.
>
>
> I have no no problem with any of that and have no idea what you're talking
> about. I don't think you have any idea what I'm talking about either. or
you
> do and you're trying to deflect it.

Haven't I had many discussions with you about Yuk and some others?

> >And Josh, fuck "STRATEGY",
>
>
> "ooh, Josh & Rick sittin', in a tree..."

Stupid.

> the guy doesn't even have the balls to use his
> >real name, his real name is either too fucked up and he's ashamed it in
> >which case the guy has issues that has to be addressed by a professional,
or
> >he's too scared of someone in his internet community finding out who he
> >really is.
>
>
>
> That's me, mister close-vested (hee hee hee)
>
>
>
> Anyways, I could go into a whole schpiel about that.
>
>
> please do, I would love to hear it. In fact.......I'll pay you for it if
it's
> good!
>
>
>
> The guy is
> >obviously off in his own world. Fuck him, guys like this get stepped on
> >around here.
>
>
> no, I get stepped on in real life, but not by big-badasses like you and
Josh.
>
> I see you out there in the suburbs, wearing your "Chucks & Khakis"
>
> HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHA

Too bad I aint wearing them in the suburbs. Well actually I did today,
friend of the familie's birthday party up in Dixon today. One of those
brand spankin new housing communities.

> anyway, I get stepped on by THE MAN, life in general, and my own internal
> weaknesses.
>
> I can live with that....

That's too bad...

> Strategy, if you got somethin to say, step out of this shit and
> >come into the real world, because this is where things get dealt with.
>
>
> So let me get this straight, you want to meet me somewhere and fight?
>
> Where do you live again? You see, I'm this big phony who's not really
from
> Oakland, so it's clear you don't know where I live, but I was just
wondering
> where your big-talking ass was from. I won't fight you (I have enough
trouble
> already having to do with certain WHITE PEOPLE AND THE POLICE (other
mostly
> white people)) however I would be quite content to just drive by and get
a
> good laugh. Maybe you and Josh can stand out there together with your
Chucks &
> Khakis, blue rags & dirt bikes (the non-engine kind) and "throw up the W"
at me
> as I drive by.

That's funny.

> Oh
> >yeah, your unemployed ass is probably too broke to step into the real
world
>
>
>
> If you mean that there's no way that I have gas money to go meet you, that
> becomes true at about 40+ miles.
>
> No doubt JOSH SCOTT is closer than that though, becasue he's from
>
>
> "DA YAY"
>
> haven't you heard?

I know, I'm some fake ass bitch cuz I call it the Yay.

> and he loves to talk about it. except he never mentions where....

I have many times.

> because on MULTIPLE occasions he has described a Bay Area that DOESN'T
EXIST

Cite examples. You're from the other side of the Bay. I'm on the
Peninsula.

Instead of making these threats ("oh, if I wanted to I'd make you swallow
your tongue!") and these bullshit comments ("Bay Area that DOESN'T EXIST"),
come with real talk.

--
+Josh Scott
.....HeX.....


Ryburn Ross

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Jul 8, 2001, 12:17:27 AM7/8/01
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Alberta (wtf?)
http://thelist.internet.com/areacode.html

> anyone know what 780 is a prefix for?
>
>
> STRATEGY

Ryburn

STRATEGY3

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Jul 8, 2001, 1:14:54 AM7/8/01
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>Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: "Ryburn Ross" rr...@u.arizona.edu

>> anyone know what 780 is a prefix for?
>>
>>
>> STRATEGY
>
>Ryburn

either I'm a bigger simpleton than i thought, or people just are explaining
things well sometimes....

I'm sorry, where is Ryburn?

Ryburn Ross

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Jul 8, 2001, 1:30:32 AM7/8/01
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Strat wrote:

>either I'm a bigger simpleton than i thought, or people just are
>explaining
>things well sometimes....

Hey,

Ryburn is in NC (Charlotte) by summer and AZ (Tucson) by every other time.
Used to live in Mateo ('crost the bay from Oakland) and b4 that SC. Nothing
at all interesting.

Where is Strat from? (In the Bay Area that is)

Hope that helps,
Ryburn


STRATEGY3

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Jul 8, 2001, 1:38:37 AM7/8/01
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>Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: "Ryburn Ross" rr...@u.arizona.edu

>Strat wrote:

mostly Oakland

I'm from all over here though San Francisco a lot, and a couple of other towns
smaller than the O

>Hope that helps,
>Ryburn
>


Yes, thank you


I've just never heard of these places

Ryburn Ross

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Jul 8, 2001, 2:27:40 AM7/8/01
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Strategy3 confused my simple mind by commenting that:

> I've just never heard of these places
>

Never heard of what places? Charlotte, NC? Tucson, AZ? San Mateo, CA?
Alberta, Canada?

Confused as hell,
Ryburn


STRATEGY3

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Jul 8, 2001, 2:34:14 AM7/8/01
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>Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
>From: "Ryburn Ross" rr...@u.arizona.edu

>Strategy3 confused my simple mind by commenting that:


>> I've just never heard of these places
>>
>
>Never heard of what places? Charlotte, NC? Tucson, AZ? San Mateo, CA?
>Alberta, Canada?


sorry, I missed something look:


Subject: Re: The All Ugly Team of Rap Music
From: "Ryburn Ross" rr...@u.arizona.edu

Date: 7/7/01 9:17 PM Pacific Daylight Time
Message-id: <r9R17.63$tJ3....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>

Alberta (wtf?)
http://thelist.internet.com/areacode.html


> anyone know what 780 is a prefix for?
>
>
> STRATEGY

Ryburn


I missed the whole Alberta line, it looked to me like you answered with
"Ryburn"


so i was like "Ryburn, where??"


haa-haa


whoops

Ryburn Ross

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Jul 8, 2001, 2:40:33 AM7/8/01
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Oh, aight, I was so lost....

Ryburn

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TJ Blohm

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Jul 8, 2001, 6:01:52 AM7/8/01
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On Sun, 08 Jul 2001 05:30:32 GMT, "Ryburn Ross" <rr...@u.arizona.edu>
wrote:

>Strat wrote:
>
>>either I'm a bigger simpleton than i thought, or people just are
>>explaining
>>things well sometimes....
>
>Hey,
>
>Ryburn is in NC (Charlotte) by summer and AZ (Tucson) by every other time.
>Used to live in Mateo ('crost the bay from Oakland) and b4 that SC. Nothing
>at all interesting.

Where in Tucson do you live? Central? I used to live at 1st and
Prince but now I'm at the west side. Good to see other Tucson heads
up in here.

-
Tyler Blohm - blo...@home.com
MSTie #74633 "All these words, they numb the soul..."
Public Enemy: #1 -T. Herman Zweibel
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