Attention:
Darla Vladschyk
Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
lot?
Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
C'mon girls: Bathroom break is OVAH.
Your New Year's Resolution: POST MORE NONSENSE TO THE USERNET. DO NOT
ABDICATE TO BEABLE!
Thank yew.
-=Darla=-
_________________________________________________
"Any time you think you might be eating poo, stop."
---Ifaz, rec.food.cooking
_________________________________________________
http://www.yougotta.com/Darla
_________________________________________________
Beable van Polasm
> Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
> lot?
>
> Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
> Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
> Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
> You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
You forgot Darla. Although she seems to spend most of her time
FLIRTING LOTS42 lately!
> C'mon girls: Bathroom break is OVAH.
Just a liitttttle more powder on the nose! Speaking of "powder on
the nose", famous soccer goalkeeper Mark Bosnich was caught for
using cocaine. He said "I don't know how that drug got in my system".
HEY BOSNICH! LOOK IN THE MIRROR! See those little holes in the end
of your nose? They're called "nostrils", and THAT'S how cocaine gets
into your system!
> Your New Year's Resolution: POST MORE NONSENSE TO THE USERNET. DO
> NOT ABDICATE TO BEABLE!
You mean... I might become QUEEN OF UNSENET? Also, I never said that
people shouldn't post nonsense to UNSENET, just that they should
CHECK THEIR FACTS FIRST! Because if you don't check your facts first,
HOW CAN YOU BE SURE YOU'RE POSTING NONSENSE?
--
cheers
Beable van Polasm
Perl 6 will give you the big knob. -- Larry Wall
http://beable.com
Mark Hill
> You mean... I might become QUEEN OF UNSENET? Also, I never said that
> people shouldn't post nonsense to UNSENET, just that they should
> CHECK THEIR FACTS FIRST! Because if you don't check your facts first,
> HOW CAN YOU BE SURE YOU'RE POSTING NONSENSE?
check your "facts", "beable".
before you "post" "nonsense"
to "UN" senet.
Theresa Willis
Vladschyk) wrote:
>
>
>Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
>lot?
>
>Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
>Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
>Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
>You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
Sorry, I've been on a drunk.
>C'mon girls: Bathroom break is OVAH.
Real ladies don't "use the bathroom". Real ladies could give a crap.
>Your New Year's Resolution: POST MORE NONSENSE TO THE USERNET. DO NOT
>ABDICATE TO BEABLE!
>
Please leave my ex-fiance out of this.
Ben Wolfson
Vladschyk) wrote:
>
>Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
>Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
>Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
>You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
Well! *Someone* doesn't like Sian Massey, someone who I assume is female.
--
You're going to set me up as a kind of slovenly attached pig that
Jack Kornfeld can slice down in his violent zen compassion?
-- Larry Block
David DeLaney
One syllable gone
Tweet, five yards of penalty
On this winter day
Dave "also, are you incinerating (enceinting?) that that might not be
his 'real' 'name'?" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
Darla Vladschyk
>On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 00:26:00 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
>Vladschyk) wrote:
>
>>
>>Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
>>Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
>>Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
>>You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
>
>Well! *Someone* doesn't like Sian Massey, someone who I assume is female.
Oh SHITE. I knew I'd leave someone out. Hell. Well, I did what I
did from memory---- and it was a considerable achievement considering
ADs AND menopause. Sorry Sian!
-=D=-
Jeremy Impson
> Ben Wolfson <wol...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 00:26:00 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
> >Vladschyk) wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
> >>Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
> >>Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
> >>You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
> >
> >Well! *Someone* doesn't like Sian Massey, someone who I assume is female.
>
>
> Oh SHITE. I knew I'd leave someone out. Hell. Well, I did what I
> did from memory---- and it was a considerable achievement considering
> ADs AND menopause. Sorry Sian!
I FOR ONE DEMAND GRAPHIC PRROF OF THE FEMALENESS OF SIAN MASSEY. AND
EVERYONE ELSE ON DALRA'S LIST.
--Jeremy
(All typos intentionally left as-is.)
--
Jeremy Impson
jdim...@acm.org
http://impson.tzo.com/~jdimpson
Rose Marie Holt
DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote:
I apologize for my inattentiveness. There has been a lot of Reality in
my life lately, and the old brain just wants to dig ditches,
metaphorically, get the end of the year acccounts done, read Litrachur
or work-related stuff, and he body wants to work out and sleep.
Mark Hill
> One syllable gone
> Tweet, five yards of penalty
> On this winter day
wait a minute. is "tweet" a syllable?
Anyway, my remarks about "beable" only bore a somewhat inadvertent
passing resemblance to a haiku.
> Dave "also, are you incinerating (enceinting?) that that might not be
> his 'real' 'name'?" DeLaney
His name might be brian eable, van polasm, but that might just be a
viscous rumor.
that's brian eable, van polasm, COMRADE!
Jorn Barger
> lot?
(Keep in mind that Darla admits she's too lazy to use ArkMOO for
chat, so if you support her in this you're dragging the newsgroup
down to the level of a chatroom.)
((I'm not saying don't post, I'm saying don't chat-- try to be
entertaining to the whole community, not just to your special
friends.))
(((Oops.)))
Kevin S. Wilson
>> Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
>> lot?
>
>(Keep in mind that Darla admits she's too lazy to use ArkMOO for
>chat, so if you support her in this you're dragging the newsgroup
>down to the level of a chatroom.)
You're absolutely right, Jorn "Sonny" Barger. If those ArkChyx start
posting again the way they were before, this newsgroup will be nothing
but recipes, household cleaning tips, fashion news, and long, boring
posts about feelings and emotions and boys. Or did you have something
else in mind when you suggested that encouraging women to post here
would drag "the newsgroup down to the level of a chatroom"?
>((I'm not saying don't post, I'm saying don't chat-- try to be
>entertaining to the whole community, not just to your special
>friends.))
>
But I consider you my special friend! How will it be possible for me
to be the Bob Hope of ARK, dropping in from a Huey helicopter with Ann
Margaret and the Playboy Pet of the Year to entertain the whole
community, while at the same time ensuring that I'm entertaining you
in that special way that only special friends can entertain? How,
Jorn? How?
Please post an example of the type of post you would like to see from
me, your special friend. With annotations and instructions as
necessary.
>
>(((Oops.)))
LOL.
A/S/L?
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Sometimes I almost feel/Just like a human being"
James Vandenberg
> A/S/L?
20/M/.au how bout u r u gonna tell us ur age lol :)
Ja-I'm-going-to-hell-for-this,-aren't-I?-mes
--
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GPG FP= 65AB 179A D884 EDC6 216D FE6A 6833 02BC 4425 4F70
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Beware! Sometimes forks and candles fall from the sky.
Jorn Barger
> >> Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
> >> lot?
> >(Keep in mind that Darla admits she's too lazy to use ArkMOO for
> >chat, so if you support her in this you're dragging the newsgroup
> >down to the level of a chatroom.)
>
> You're absolutely right, Jorn "Sonny" Barger. If those ArkChyx start
> posting again the way they were before, this newsgroup will be nothing
> but recipes, household cleaning tips, fashion news, and long, boring
> posts about feelings and emotions and boys. Or did you have something
> else in mind when you suggested that encouraging women to post here
> would drag "the newsgroup down to the level of a chatroom"?
Only a sloppy reader would jump past 'lazy' to 'posting' when
assigning a referent to 'this'. ('Support' implies controversy,
and I made clear in the following paragraph that I don't see the
posting-qua-posting as controversial.
-
"There's no better reader on the Internet than Jorn Barger"
--The Register
Robot Wisdom Weblog: http://www.robotwisdom.com/
Glenn Knickerbocker
>Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
>Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
Eilonwy, meanwhile, is posting JUST PLENTY, THANK YOU.
ŹR "As long as men keep thinking with their dicks,
women will keep fucking with their heads." --TarlaStar
Dean Lenort
> On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 00:26:00 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
> Vladschyk) wrote:
> >
> >Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
> >Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
> >Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
> >You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
>
> Well! *Someone* doesn't like Sian Massey, someone who I assume is female.
I could name a couple of others but a quick read through the "Who's Winning
(Posting Stats)" shows that this really is something of a boy's club.
So what was it that Calvin's club was called? Something like 'Get Rid of
Slimy girlS (GROSS)'. This could prove to be yet another great nickname
for ARK! It sure beats Bozotic Boy's Club which has always been a bit too
British sounding for my tastes.
Also Darla, you forgot Etienne Rouette. You know, that French chyk.
--
Dean Lenort | ARK IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO KNOW IT! NANAB
dean....@att.net | IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO DON'T! - E. Holmes
Kevin S. Wilson
>res...@spro.net (Kevin S. Wilson) wrote in message news:<3e0edd5c....@News.CIS.DFN.DE>...
>> >> Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
>> >> lot?
>> >(Keep in mind that Darla admits she's too lazy to use ArkMOO for
>> >chat, so if you support her in this you're dragging the newsgroup
>> >down to the level of a chatroom.)
>>
>> You're absolutely right, Jorn "Sonny" Barger. If those ArkChyx start
>> posting again the way they were before, this newsgroup will be nothing
>> but recipes, household cleaning tips, fashion news, and long, boring
>> posts about feelings and emotions and boys. Or did you have something
>> else in mind when you suggested that encouraging women to post here
>> would drag "the newsgroup down to the level of a chatroom"?
>
>Only a sloppy reader would jump past 'lazy' to 'posting' when
>assigning a referent to 'this'.
Here's a free writing tip, Jorn "Sonny" Barger, fresh from the oven
and filled with warm, sticky goodness:
To ensure clarity, demonstrative pronouns (this, these, that, those)
should be used as adjectives modifying a noun (as in, for example,
"these books") rather than as pronouns. When you leave one all by
itself in a sentence, like a bald-headed stepchild, you introduce
ambiguity. Another words, assiging a referent ain't my job--it's
yours.
Oh, look! Another writing tip: Don't blame "lazy" readers for your
lack of clarity.
>('Support' implies controversy,
>and I made clear in the following paragraph that I don't see the
>posting-qua-posting as controversial.
>
But you snipped that paragraph, so I guess we'll have to take your
word for it. BTW, you also snipped the part in which I asked for an
example of the kind of posts you expect from me, along with
annotations and instructions.
PS: Your post wasn't very entertaining. Please revise and resubmit.
For the time being, I'm giving it a D+, mostly because of the lack of
spelling errors and the tidy margins.
Nick Bensema
Darla Vladschyk <DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
>lot?
>
>Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
>Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
>Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
>You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
A bunch of those don't post because they don't read anymore. Rhianna,
Ellen, Satchi, Wednesday, Lisa, and even Red. Red stopped reading
because the newsfeed at Earthlink sucked, but I think she got a cable
modem now? So maybe that's changed and I can lure her back. ObGossip:
She's in New Jersey RIGHT NOW, acronym acronym.
Sam Wilkinson cannot post because Matt McIrvin does post, and apparently
there's some rule. That may also be preventing Plorkwort from posting
but I have not stayed updated.
Sarah Cherlin, and her brother Clement, have been sold into slavery at
Infogrames, or, technically, one of those fake temp agencies Silicon
Valley companies use to hire people into sweatshop conditions. WHY WOULD
ANYBODY LIVE IN SILICON VALLEY? IT'S A FUCKING HELL HOLE! WHY? WHY?
--
Nick Bensema <ni...@io.com> ICQ#2135445
==== ======= ============== http://www.io.com/~nickb/
Bryce Utting
> On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 00:26:00 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
> Vladschyk) wrote:
>>Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
>>Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
>>Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
>
> Eilonwy, meanwhile, is posting JUST PLENTY, THANK YOU.
thanks for reminding me. no, really. no, I appreciate it, truly.
see, the other day I found out where her name came from. and already
I've forgotten.
(the origins of *my* name are long lost. something to do with a VAX
6000-odd, a capping revue, and several metres of velcro, but the
details have gone hazy on me.)
butting
Bryce Utting
> So what was it that Calvin's club was called? Something like 'Get Rid of
> Slimy girlS (GROSS)'. This could prove to be yet another great nickname
> for ARK!
slimy girls are Allowed. oh, and even lizard girls. in fact, trying
to work out what sort of girls might *not* be allowed my gedanken gave
out.
> It sure beats Bozotic Boy's Club which has always been a bit too
^^^^^ FNARRRRR!!!
> British sounding for my tastes.
YM, "As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each
others' dicks in the door! 'Go on, give it another slam, Sir Michael!'
BAM! OW OW OW!"
butting (a personal friend of Bambie)
Sian Massey
Jeremy Impson <jdim...@acm.org> writes
>On Sun, 29 Dec 2002, Darla Vladschyk wrote:
>
>> Ben Wolfson <wol...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>>
>> >On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 00:26:00 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
>> >Vladschyk) wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
>> >>Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
>> >>Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
>> >>You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
>> >
>> >Well! *Someone* doesn't like Sian Massey, someone who I assume is female.
>>
>>
>> Oh SHITE. I knew I'd leave someone out. Hell. Well, I did what I
>> did from memory---- and it was a considerable achievement considering
>> ADs AND menopause. Sorry Sian!
I have the worst memory ever, and it's deteriorating rapidly. I've told
Graham to put me in a home if I get too bad. I need to hurry up and
learn to knit so that I have something to do as I sit there smiling
happily and calling everyone "dear". So don't worry, Dayna.
>
>I FOR ONE DEMAND GRAPHIC PRROF OF THE FEMALENESS OF SIAN MASSEY. AND
>EVERYONE ELSE ON DALRA'S LIST.
>
>--Jeremy
>
>(All typos intentionally left as-is.)
>
Oh, sure. These demands for photos are entirely rhetorical, aren't
they? I mean, no one ever expects to get a reply.
http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/sian_massey/lst?.dir=/My+Photos
Ha! Fooled you all!
--
Sian
Jeremy Impson
> On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 00:26:00 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
> Vladschyk) wrote:
> >Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
> >Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
> >Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
>
> Eilonwy, meanwhile, is posting JUST PLENTY, THANK YOU.
YER just jealous that she didna' try to SE><0R you.
> ŹR "As long as men keep thinking with their dicks,
> women will keep fucking with their heads." --TarlaStar
Don't I wish. Oh, you mean with the *men's* heads...
--Jeremy
Stacia
>On 29 Dec 2002 01:25:17 -0800, jo...@enteract.com (Jorn Barger) wrote:
>>> Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
>>> lot?
>>
>>(Keep in mind that Darla admits she's too lazy to use ArkMOO for
>>chat, so if you support her in this you're dragging the newsgroup
>>down to the level of a chatroom.)
>You're absolutely right, Jorn "Sonny" Barger. If those ArkChyx start
>posting again the way they were before, this newsgroup will be nothing
>but recipes, household cleaning tips, fashion news
Jesus fucking Christ in a blender. Darla really doesn't know why we
don't post here much anymore? THEN YOU AREN'T READING CLOSE ENOUGH.
Sometimes, and I say this with love in my heart, the fuckknockers on
UNsenet get to me. There's real legitimate freaks out here, and/or people
who develop unhealthy attachments; when those fantasy relationships
crumble, they turn their psychoses loose on those who used to be the
objects of their affections. Shit like that.
* * *
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com * http://world.std.com/~stacia/
"it's the department of explodiations, sir.
we've come to detonate your buttocks."
revjack
: Sometimes, and I say this with love in my heart, the
: fuckknockers on UNsenet get to me. There's real legitimate
: freaks out here, and/or people who develop unhealthy
: attachments; when those fantasy relationships crumble, they
: turn their psychoses loose on those who used to be the
: objects of their affections. Shit like that.
So you didn't like the Isotoners I sent you.
FINE.
--
___________________
rev...@revjack.net
Rose Marie Holt
wrote:
Interesting. Well, my reasons are very different. In a blender.
AFAIK, no one has developed an unhealthy fantasy about me. If they
have, they are not sharing.
Jeremy Impson
> Interesting. Well, my reasons are very different. In a blender.
> AFAIK, no one has developed an unhealthy fantasy about me. If they
> have, they are not sharing.
That's because, as we all learned in Kindiegarden[1], sharing is healthy.
--Jeremy
[1] Misspelled name for the typical first year of regular schooling (as
opposed to day care) received by chilluns in Murika.
Mark Hill
> That's because, as we all learned in Kindiegarden[1], sharing is healthy.
That's because our Kindiegarden teacher was Richard Stallman.
Ben Wolfson
<rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>Interesting. Well, my reasons are very different. In a blender.
No one can tell you're a dictionary?
Darla Vladschyk
> Jesus fucking Christ in a blender. Darla really doesn't know why we
>don't post here much anymore? THEN YOU AREN'T READING CLOSE ENOUGH.
Stacia. I didn't say I didn't know why ArkChyx stop posting every now
and then. I just say: "TAKE BACK THE ARK!!" I have a couple of
psychoarkians attached to me like barnacles--- what the hey! Ask for
chocolates and turn them boyz into drooling buffoons! Or ignore them
long enough and they will explodiate all over your screen!
Come PLAY with us, sistah!
-=D=-
Jacob W. Haller
> res...@spro.net (Kevin S. Wilson) wrote in message
> news:<3e0edd5c....@News.CIS.DFN.DE>...
> > Jorn Barger <jo...@enteract.com> wrote:
> > >(Keep in mind that Darla admits she's too lazy to use ArkMOO for chat,
[. . .]
> >
> > You're absolutely right, Jorn "Sonny" Barger. If those ArkChyx start
[. . .]
>
> Only a sloppy reader would jump past 'lazy' to 'posting' when assigning a
[. . .]
My GOD! This is the most exciting exchange EVER! Verily, I am about to
PEE MY PANTS from the SHEER ENTERTAINMENT!
I am very glad that ARK discussions remain on this plane and do not
descend to the level of a chatroom! It would be unfortunate indeed if
someone got some ENJOYMENT out of the newsgroup but did not bring ENOUGH
for EVERYONE! That would SUCK!
-jwgh
--
"I still wish I looked like Shania Twain. And sang like somebody else."
- Paula <mmmtoblerone at earthlink.ent> in alt.religion.kibology
9 Dec 2002 <1fmw7bm.1uzgtrw1dvbxm4N%mmmtob...@earthlink.ent>
Ben Allard
--BEN
Ben Wolfson
>YUO FAG0RT!
Only a sloppy poster would omit "=" when asserting that YUO bear the
relationship of equality to FAGORT.
Jacob W. Haller
N. Gergen
Jacob W. Haller <sp...@jwgh.org> wrote:
> TOP-POSTING HOMOPHOBE! PLONK!
>
> -JWGH
>
> Ben Allard <bal...@wpi.edu> wrote:
>
> > YUO FAG0RT!
> >
> > --BEN
Rgds,
N. Gergen
--
"Lupus took the life of Flannery O'Conner
She wrote many books before death came upon her."
Wiblur the Once
about...
>> That's because, as we all learned in Kindiegarden[1], sharing is
>> healthy.
>
> That's because our Kindiegarden teacher was Richard Stallman.
IWPTA "Richard Simmons" and that thought creeped me out quite badly.
-----
"...The job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which
strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater
than the need for an answer."
- Ken Kesey
E Teflon Piano
sp...@jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller) wrote:
}Jorn Barger <jo...@enteract.com> wrote:
}
}> res...@spro.net (Kevin S. Wilson) wrote in message
}> news:<3e0edd5c....@News.CIS.DFN.DE>...
}> > Jorn Barger <jo...@enteract.com> wrote:
}> > >(Keep in mind that Darla admits she's too lazy to use ArkMOO for chat,
}[. . .]
}> >
}> > You're absolutely right, Jorn "Sonny" Barger. If those ArkChyx start
}[. . .]
}>
}> Only a sloppy reader would jump past 'lazy' to 'posting' when assigning a
}[. . .]
}
}My GOD! This is the most exciting exchange EVER! Verily, I am about to
}PEE MY PANTS from the SHEER ENTERTAINMENT!
}
}I am very glad that ARK discussions remain on this plane and do not
}descend to the level of a chatroom! It would be unfortunate indeed if
}someone got some ENJOYMENT out of the newsgroup but did not bring ENOUGH
}for EVERYONE! That would SUCK!
}
}-jwgh
no you! suck!!!
ps me too.
--
Institute for Misapplied Psychometry fellow E Teflon Piano is founder of the
Internet 'Lectronic Legal Society. Teflon is a mark owned by duPont. E is E
poly(TFE) Piano Enterprises' [dibs] for ironic hyperbole and elitist satire.
ŠE[dibs] 1994-2002
James Vandenberg
GNU/Kindiegarden!
Ja-M-x-free-software-zealot-mes
E Teflon Piano
jo...@enteract.com (Jorn Barger) wrote:
}> Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
}> lot?
}
}(Keep in mind that Darla admits she's too lazy to use ArkMOO for
}chat, so if you support her in this you're dragging the newsgroup
}down to the level of a chatroom.)
}
}
}((I'm not saying don't post, I'm saying don't chat-- try to be
}entertaining to the whole community, not just to your special
}friends.))
}
}
}
}(((Oops.)))
There you go, sucking up to those guys at The Register
(www.theregister.co.uk.ulele) again. It's like you're u'sing them a's
you're s'pecial chat room or something. Or vice ver'sa. Anyway, it's
always Jorn Barger this and Jarn Borger that. Also, stop talking to
insane women on the Internets. Really; you'll be happier.
Stacia
>My GOD! This is the most exciting exchange EVER! Verily, I am about to
>PEE MY PANTS from the SHEER ENTERTAINMENT!
>I am very glad that ARK discussions remain on this plane and do not
>descend to the level of a chatroom! It would be unfortunate indeed if
>someone got some ENJOYMENT out of the newsgroup but did not bring ENOUGH
>for EVERYONE! That would SUCK!
Mom! Jacob's channelling me again and I'm not dead yet! Make him stop!
* * *
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com * http://world.std.com/~stacia/
"Well, you could dip your nipples in ink,
and write a short story."
HarCo Industries
> > Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
> > lot?
>
> (Keep in mind that Darla admits she's too lazy to use ArkMOO for
> chat, so if you support her in this you're dragging the newsgroup
Down? Down?
Not when _I_, the great and powerful TWILLIZ posts.
>
> ((I'm not saying don't post, I'm saying don't chat--
TRY AND STOP ME MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pick a little pick a little cheep! cheep! cheep!
> try to be
> entertaining to the whole community,
No way! What has the whole community done for me?
Aside from saving my life that one time. I mean, what has it done for
me lately?
> not just to your special
> friends.))
HA! ON! YOU!
I don't have any friends; let alone special ones! Shows what you know
Mr. Luzer Guy! HAW! HAW! HAW!
(Unless Jorn is talking about the "special friend" that comes once a
month, but THAT AIN'T NO FRIEND, BUSTER.)
Joseph Michael Bay
>Sarah Cherlin, and her brother Clement, have been sold into slavery at
>Infogrames, or, technically, one of those fake temp agencies Silicon
>Valley companies use to hire people into sweatshop conditions.
Infogrames made Civ3, but also DRAGONBALL Z BUDOKAN, which
utterly failed to capture the greatness of Cheap Trick.
--
Joseph M. Bay Lamont Sanford Junior University
www.stanford.edu/~jmbay/ DO NOT PRESS
When encryption is outlawed, om;u h$g9!ap k#-j tv*d$]p.
Beable van Polasm
>
> jo...@enteract.com (Jorn Barger) wrote in message
> news:<16e613ec.0212...@posting.google.com>...
>
> > friends.))
>
> HA! ON! YOU!
>
> I don't have any friends; let alone special ones! Shows what you know
> Mr. Luzer Guy! HAW! HAW! HAW!
I think he means Simon Clarke.
> (Unless Jorn is talking about the "special friend" that comes once a
> month, but THAT AIN'T NO FRIEND, BUSTER.)
You mean Santa Claus? HE IS SO YOUR FRIEND! He always brings you
presents!
--
cheers
Beable van Polasm
Perl 6 will give you the big knob. -- Larry Wall
http://beable.com
Hexar le Saipe
jm...@Stanford.EDU wrote on 12/30/02 3:57 pm:
> ni...@io.com (Nick Bensema) writes:
>
>> Sarah Cherlin, and her brother Clement, have been sold into slavery at
>> Infogrames, or, technically, one of those fake temp agencies Silicon
>> Valley companies use to hire people into sweatshop conditions.
>
> Infogrames made Civ3, but also DRAGONBALL Z BUDOKAN, which
> utterly failed to capture the greatness of Cheap Trick.
I thought that they were trying for Deep Purple?
--
Reverend Doctor Hexar le Saipe
Discordian Illuminated Secret Cabal Organized for the Benefit of All Living
Lifeforms
"It's disheartening to know that you live in a country that's just teeming
with semi-literate, mediocre psychos."
- Henry Rollins
Paula
> "There's no better reader on the Internet than Jorn Barger"
> --The Register
Fair enough. Keep reading and stop posting.
--
Paula
When life hands you lemons, get out your trebuchet.
Paula
> Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
> lot?
When was that? Anyway, I have been busy holding kyoot widdle babies and
surreptitiously checking out their sexy uncles. I can't post about
that, though, because who we find sexy is far too gossipy for this here
froup. None of the boys ever do it.
> Stacia, Leah, Plorkwort, Red, Twillis, LisaPea, Rhianna, Ellen Holmes,
> Mmm Paula Toblerone, Satchi, Wednesday, Sarah Cherlin, Sam Wilkinson,
> Doctor-Rose-Marie, Andrea Chen--- NONE of you are posting enough!!
> You can't just leave a couple of us on permanent watch here!
I agree that most of the above should post more. I disagree with
begging Twillis to post more. The only thing worse than a bitch who has
lots of horsies is a bitch with lots of horsies and a cool mom. I also
disagree that I should post more. If I told you why, I'd have to kill
you.
> C'mon girls: Bathroom break is OVAH.
I thought it was lunch break so I was gone a little longer and was all
alone. Did I miss any good gossip?
> Your New Year's Resolution: POST MORE NONSENSE TO THE USERNET. DO NOT
> ABDICATE TO BEABLE!
>
> Thank yew.
You are most certainly NOT welcome! You've summoned Barcalounger Boy
again, damn you!
Beable van Polasm
> Jorn Barger <jo...@enteract.com> wrote:
>
> > "There's no better reader on the Internet than Jorn Barger"
> > --The Register
>
> Fair enough. Keep reading and stop posting.
After reading this chatroomesque exchange, I went to the Register
and found where that quote came from; then I went to RobotWisdom
where I found this:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=m2u1whs2mz.fsf%40beable.van.polasm.bigpond.net.au
Hey that's some pretty good stuff, even if I do say so myself!
Thanks Jorn, The Register, RobotWisdom, and Paula!
And... HAPPY OLD YEAR!
Beable van Polasm
> Darla Vladschyk <DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
> > lot?
>
> When was that? Anyway, I have been busy holding kyoot widdle babies and
> surreptitiously checking out their sexy uncles. I can't post about
> that, though, because who we find sexy is far too gossipy for this here
> froup. None of the boys ever do it.
I find CHYX sexy. Go ahead and plonk me!
Paula
> mmmtob...@earthlink.ent (Paula) writes:
>
> > Darla Vladschyk <DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
> > > lot?
> >
> > When was that? Anyway, I have been busy holding kyoot widdle babies and
> > surreptitiously checking out their sexy uncles. I can't post about
> > that, though, because who we find sexy is far too gossipy for this here
> > froup. None of the boys ever do it.
>
> I find CHYX sexy. Go ahead and plonk me!
Noooo, said the sadist.
Paula
> mmmtob...@earthlink.ent (Paula) writes:
>
> > Jorn Barger <jo...@enteract.com> wrote:
> >
> > > "There's no better reader on the Internet than Jorn Barger"
> > > --The Register
> >
> > Fair enough. Keep reading and stop posting.
>
> After reading this chatroomesque exchange, I went to the Register
> and found where that quote came from; then I went to RobotWisdom
> where I found this:
>
> http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=m2u1whs2mz.fsf%40beable.van.polasm.
>bigpond.net.au
>
> Hey that's some pretty good stuff, even if I do say so myself!
> Thanks Jorn, The Register, RobotWisdom, and Paula!
Oh sure, rub it in. Jorn always did like you better than me.
Darla Vladschyk
>You are most certainly NOT welcome! You've summoned Barcalounger Boy
>again, damn you!
Heh! I WIN!!!!
Theresa Willis
wrote:
>
>I agree that most of the above should post more. I disagree with
>begging Twillis to post more. The only thing worse than a bitch who has
>lots of horsies is a bitch with lots of horsies and a cool mom.
You forgot to mention my 7 acres.
HTH!
Jorn Barger
> Heh! I WIN!!!!
Darla, I have a message for you from one 'Dinsdale Piranha', who
writes, "Tell Darla that if she isn't good, we won't spank her."
Dean Lenort
I know that "hectare" is the standard measure of penis size when referring
to men, but what does an "acre" represent when referring to women? And is
having 7 of them something to be proud of?
THAandvanceNKS!
--
Dean Lenort | On Usenet, noone can see your genitals.
dean....@att.net | -- Teg Pipes
Jorn Barger
> > Hey that's some pretty good stuff, even if I do say so myself!
> > Thanks Jorn, The Register, RobotWisdom, and Paula!
>
> Oh sure, rub it in. Jorn always did like you better than me.
I just went thru all my weblog archives-- 5 years-- for the search
strings 'ark' or 'kibology' to see if I really hadn't. I found a
limerick by Darla and an allstar game story by Leah, but no Paula,
sorry.
(Even things that make me ROTFSACMFLO are usually unlinkable because
you usually sorta hadda be there.)
Jeremy Impson
> (Even things that make me ROTFSACMFLO are usually unlinkable because
> you usually sorta hadda be there.)
QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!
--Jeremy
--
Jeremy Impson
jdim...@acm.org
http://impson.tzo.com/~jdimpson
Beable van Polasm
Rolling On The Floor Shooting At Clowns Millipedes Fondling Luser's
Orifices??? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Jacob W. Haller
> I know that "hectare" is the standard measure of penis size when referring
> to men, but what does an "acre" represent when referring to women?
It means she has huge tracts of land, ye daft french university
administrator!
-jwgh
03:15:38 GMT
> our Kindiegarden teacher was Richard Stallman.
Kindiegarden Is Not a Didactically Ideal Environment Guarding Against
Rape, Death, Evil and Nature.
--
Ari <fun...@all.at>
David DeLaney
>Darla Vladschyk <DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Can we please get back to that part where the ArkChyx were posting a
>> lot?
>
>When was that? Anyway, I have been busy holding kyoot widdle babies and
>surreptitiously checking out their sexy uncles. I can't post about
>that, though, because who we find sexy is far too gossipy for this here
>froup. None of the boys ever do it.
AHEM AHEM GIF AHEM.
Things I found sexxy in the last few days: three, at least, of the friends in
my gaming circle (all of whom were at the New Year's Eve party, no I won't
misapostrophize that to bait Kevin, but there was No Mistletoe though there
were chips, dip, and Kisses (Hershey's) plus chili, and one of them had his
gir'friend with him in her lovely puprle cape and high leather boots, though
they weren't the highest there, and the other two I'm not worth the time of);
several people at work, most of them The Usual Suspects; and a few people
elsewhere the details of which I'll leave out because most of you don't want
to hear about incredibly sensuous finger-stroking etc or where it was.
Things that were Interesting but not technically sexxy: the sundog on Monday;
actually finding a certain thing in our online 'help' system as the last thing
I did at work last year (you can't find it by looking directly for it, it
turns out - you have to look for something else then go sideways); casual days
coming out our EARS at the moment; the saga of the New Year's Day-scheduled
installations... and there was something else I was going to tell my imaginary
friends about but it's gone out of my head again, sorry.
Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
David DeLaney
> Regardless, I'm sitting here waiting for the stroganoff to cook down
> and wondering what the heck HAPpened to everybody. I sorted by name
> and barely damn found one I knew.
>
> Been gone too long, have I?
>
>E.(so Hi, howzitz, and stuff, and such)Holmes
Aaaaa! Aaaaa! HI hi hi hi!
Dave "but she's probably in the half that eats^H^H^H^Hcan't see Dave except
on Google, now" DeLaney
Stacia
>E Teflon Piano <E...@the-institute.firm> wrote:
>>no you! suck!!!
>>ps me too.
> Debatable.
> Regardless, I'm sitting here waiting for the stroganoff to cook down
> and wondering what the heck HAPpened to everybody. I sorted by name
> and barely damn found one I knew.
That's just too sad. Most of us have only been here eight to ten years,
so I can see where you would consider us newbies and shit. Actually, I
look around and see only 5 or 6 people who were here before my triumphant
beginnings in 1994 - that really sucks! How can a group be this dynamic
and yet stay active?! We have got to cut down the immigrants to less than
one per decade. The current rule of "2 new people a year" is so out of
hand.
>E.(so Hi, howzitz, and stuff, and such)Holmes
Why would you ask "howzitz" of people you do not know? Also, you lost
some spaces, I have some extree in the trunk. I'll bring them for you.
* * *
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com * http://world.std.com/~stacia/
"it's the department of explodiations, sir.
we've come to detonate your buttocks."
definitely what
Kevin S. Wilson <res...@spro.net> wrote:
>Or did you have something
>else in mind when you suggested that encouraging women to post here
>would drag "the newsgroup down to the level of a chatroom"?
He meant that they shouldn't post large quantities of total, utter dreck.
Which is to say, you post like a GRIL.
rone
--
New from the makers of Li'l Swimmers: Li'l Eaters. Edible underwear
that looks just like Mommy's and Daddy's! - Kibo
Paula
> In article <3e0edd5c....@news.cis.dfn.de>,
> Kevin S. Wilson <res...@spro.net> wrote:
> >Or did you have something
> >else in mind when you suggested that encouraging women to post here
> >would drag "the newsgroup down to the level of a chatroom"?
>
> He meant that they shouldn't post large quantities of total, utter dreck.
>
> Which is to say, you post like a GRIL.
But at least it's a komodo dragon gril.
Paula
> mmmtob...@earthlink.ent (Paula) wrote in message news:
> > > Hey that's some pretty good stuff, even if I do say so myself!
> > > Thanks Jorn, The Register, RobotWisdom, and Paula!
> >
> > Oh sure, rub it in. Jorn always did like you better than me.
>
> I just went thru all my weblog archives-- 5 years-- for the search
> strings 'ark' or 'kibology' to see if I really hadn't. I found a
> limerick by Darla and an allstar game story by Leah, but no Paula,
> sorry.
Thanks for going to the trouble of searching, but don't worry about it.
I would kind of wonder what was wrong with you if you had put my posts
in the same category as Leah's, Darla's, Kibo's and Pacheco's. I'm not
here to preen, but to hang out.
We can't all be great internet luminaries. Actually, devilishly
handsome, wickedly funny and connected to world power as he is, the
thing I like best about Pacheco is that he is a down to earth,
interesting person who loves to talk about his son as much as he likes
to talk about politics and chocolate asses filled with salsa and trips
to Vegas with bin Laden and Jack Chick. Even Kibo is very down to
earth, and he's a net god, for heaven's sake! I won't even talk about
all the other people who are low key here but are hugely talented and
respected in their real life fields except to say that I am most
impressed by the fact that they feel no need to strut and preen here.
All of the kibologists I have met in real life have proven to be
exceedingly wonderful and real people who are far more interesting than
the sum of their posts, no matter how good their posts may be. I love
the community here. Of course there are people whose posts I am not
into, but even with my newsreader's rudimentary killfile abilities and
total lack of any scorefile, I can deal with that. I wouldn't even have
told you to keep reading and stop posting if you hadn't set yourself up
for it and made it impossible to resist as far as cafeteria style
one-liners go. You're Allowed, whether you are making me laugh or
bugging the hell out of me. That's the beauty of the internet. I don't
even have to get out of my barcalounger to chase any particular person
or post offa my lawn.
The thing that I find odd is that your claim to fame is to read other
peoples' work and point still other people to it, which by its nature is
lacking in original, creatively funny writing by yourself. There's
nothing wrong with that. Critics have their place. But it seems
strange that you would then be the person most insistent that people be
creative and funny. It also strikes me as odd that one of your chief
complaints is that certain people give public kudos to the posts or
posters they find most entertaining, which implies that everyone else is
chopped liver. Yet that is, in essence, what your blog is. I assume
that you have judged those posts, sites or articles that you have not
linked to your blog to be inferior to those you have pointed to and that
you have /chosen/ to make your judgments public instead of keeping them
private. I don't have any problem with your doing so, but it does
strike me as hypocritical that you then complain about others doing so.
So, I'm glad that I made you laugh in the same way that it pleases me to
make anybody here laugh. I am also pretty much unconcerned whether you
note that in your blog or whether anyone else calls public attention to
me. If this was all a popularity or writing contest of some kind, I
wouldn't be here. As long as it is an interesting community of people I
get a kick out of for many reasons, I will continue to be drawn here, at
least periodically. I assume there are people who are glad of that,
people who wish I'd leave and people who don't care one way or the
other. All of the above are okay by me.
HarCo Industries
> Jorn Barger <jo...@enteract.com> wrote:
>
> > mmmtob...@earthlink.ent (Paula) wrote in message news:
> > > > Hey that's some pretty good stuff, even if I do say so myself!
> > > > Thanks Jorn, The Register, RobotWisdom, and Paula!
> > >
> > > Oh sure, rub it in. Jorn always did like you better than me.
> >
> > I just went thru all my weblog archives-- 5 years-- for the search
> > strings 'ark' or 'kibology' to see if I really hadn't. I found a
> > limerick by Darla and an allstar game story by Leah, but no Paula,
> > sorry.
>
> Thanks for going to the trouble of searching, but don't worry about it.
> I would kind of wonder what was wrong with you if you had put my posts
> in the same category as Leah's, Darla's, Kibo's and Pacheco's.
Name dropper.
> I'm not here to preen, but to hang out.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
> We can't all be great internet luminaries. Actually, devilishly
> handsome, wickedly funny and connected to world power as he is, the
> thing I like best about Pacheco is that he is a down to earth,
Yeah, right.
> interesting person who loves to talk about his son as much as he likes
> to talk about politics and chocolate asses filled with salsa and trips
> to Vegas with bin Laden and Jack Chick. Even Kibo is very down to
> earth, and he's a net god, for heaven's sake!
BLASPHEMER!!!!
> I won't even talk about
> all the other people who are low key here but are hugely talented and
> respected in their real life fields except to say that I am most
> impressed by the fact that they feel no need to strut and preen here.
And yet, you feel the need to strut and preen that you know them in
real life. Bee-yatch!
Like I believe any of that noise, anyhow.
> All of the kibologists I have met in real life
AND YOU ARE DOING IT AGAIN!!!!
> have proven to be
> exceedingly wonderful and real people who are far more interesting than
> the sum of their posts, no matter how good their posts may be.
Or not be. That is the question.
> I love
> the community here. Of course there are people whose posts I am not
> into, but even with my newsreader's rudimentary killfile abilities and
> total lack of any scorefile, I can deal with that.
PAULA IS TALKING ABOUT ME HERE, THAT BITCH.
> I wouldn't even have
> told you to keep reading and stop posting if you hadn't set yourself up
> for it and made it impossible to resist as far as cafeteria style
> one-liners go. You're Allowed, whether you are making me laugh or
> bugging the hell out of me. That's the beauty of the internet. I don't
> even have to get out of my barcalounger to chase any particular person
> or post offa my lawn.
LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
> The thing that I find odd is that your claim to fame is to read other
> peoples' work and point still other people to it, which by its nature is
> lacking in original, creatively funny writing by yourself. There's
> nothing wrong with that. Critics have their place.
And it's a good place. For me to PQQP on!
> But it seems
> strange that you would then be the person most insistent that people be
> creative and funny. It also strikes me as odd that one of your chief
> complaints is that certain people give public kudos to the posts or
> posters they find most entertaining, which implies that everyone else is
> chopped liver.
So, are you saying there's something WRONG with being made of chopped
liver? Does that make you better than me? Is that it?
> Yet that is, in essence, what your blog is. I assume
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> that you have judged those posts, sites or articles that you have not
> linked to your blog to be inferior to those you have pointed to and that
> you have /chosen/ to make your judgments public instead of keeping them
> private. I don't have any problem with your doing so, but it does
> strike me as hypocritical that you then complain about others doing so.
>
> So, I'm glad that I made you laugh in the same way that it pleases me to
> make anybody here laugh. I am also pretty much unconcerned whether you
> note that in your blog or whether anyone else calls public attention to
> me. If this was all a popularity or writing contest of some kind, I
> wouldn't be here. As long as it is an interesting community of people I
> get a kick out of for many reasons, I will continue to be drawn here, at
> least periodically. I assume there are people who are glad of that,
> people who wish I'd leave and people who don't care one way or the
> other. All of the above are okay by me.
Oooooh, is it OK? Why, thank yoooooooooooooooooou, your majesty.
la la la la la
--%
Matt McIrvin
mmmtob...@earthlink.ent (Paula) wrote:
> I won't even talk about
> all the other people who are low key here but are hugely talented and
> respected in their real life fields except to say that I am most
> impressed by the fact that they feel no need to strut and preen here.
And that is just one of the reasons that I! AM! THE SHIT! OH! YEAH!
FEAR ME MORTALS! I AM LONGSHOT!!!!
--
Matt McIrvin http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/
Paula
As I was saying, all but one of the kibologists I have met in real
life...
Stacia
>All of the kibologists I have met in real life have proven to be
>exceedingly wonderful and real people who are far more interesting than
>the sum of their posts, no matter how good their posts may be.
Thank fucking Bob I never met you, I'd hate to have to live up to this
kind of standard. My posts suck, I'm dowdy and boring in a cosmic
black-hole kind of way, and I have co-workers who tell me daily that I'm
"happy", "smiley", and they can't ever imagine me "really mad or
anything". The idea of trying to act appropriately in a Kibological
manner just sends chills down my spine. Or trying to act normal - normal
people wouldn't be visiting me or my hefty kewl extree wide trailer.
Actually, several ARKites have, in the past, taken extreme lotion [1]
with my attitude of wanting to stay as far away from you weirdos as
possible. If I recall, we got into some crankiness about it, back in '99
or so.
I would wager I'm probably the only person who's posted here for years
and years and never met a single one of you people.
CS Ed doesn't count. Not the half that eats, anyway.
Some of you like the travelling thousands of miles to visit people you
don't know thing, and that's fine, but I guess since the crankiness of '99
I've always felt the need to explain myself, when in reality, nobody
really cares. I forget that and write long posts, which no one responds
to.
I owe revjack bigtime, not just for the Isotoners, but for the fact that
he phoned me and broke the Cone of Silence I had kept for years. Remind
me to send him a bouquet of grenades.
[1] Meta-quasi-reference to my recent "unction" post. Ooh!
* * *
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com * http://world.std.com/~stacia/
"I will never fuck a fat man again."
David Pacheco
mmmtob...@earthlink.ent says...
> Thanks for going to the trouble of searching, but don't worry about it.
> I would kind of wonder what was wrong with you if you had put my posts
> in the same category as Leah's, Darla's, Kibo's and Pacheco's. I'm not
> here to preen, but to hang out.
I'm just here to preen. Or maybe just to *say* "preen", which sounds
like laundry detergent or cleaning fluid. PREEN! PREEEEEEEEN!
As long as the definition of "preen" includes the meaning "to remove
the ticks and chiggers from one's fur, and then post them to the
Internet"
> We can't all be great internet luminaries. Actually, devilishly
> handsome, wickedly funny and connected to world power as he is,
...even though he is currently considering leaving the world power he
currently slaves for and starting work for the EFF or some other
similar organization that has a slightly more respectable mission
statement than "own everything, everywhere, and then bone it up the
ass"... anybody have any contacts?
> the
> thing I like best about Pacheco is that he is a down to earth,
> interesting person who loves to talk about his son as much as he likes
> to talk about politics and chocolate asses filled with salsa and trips
> to Vegas with bin Laden and Jack Chick.
I have no idea what you're talking about. You proles are always going
on and on about things of which you know nothing! Silly proles! Shine
my shoes!
The Great Thing(tm) about this new War On Terrorism(tm) deal with Iraq
is that I can just repost my articles from 1991 and the original Gulf
War, and I don't even have to change the name of the President! Now
THAT is getting your money's worth from all the "How to Write Stuff and
Shit" videos I bought in the 80s.
Speaking of my son, he has now learned to distinguish right from wrong.
I know this, because every time he starts toddling towards the wine
racks with the intent to jiggle each bottle to see if it explodes, he
looks back at me with a very serious look and says "No! No!" while
shaking his head. I nod my head and say "That's right! Don't mess
with daddy's liquor, you little goober, or you will come to know severe
pain intimately, yea, even unto the seventh generation!" and he just
keeps going. He stands there, one hand wagging a finger at me, one
hand trying to tip the racks over, terribly serious look on his face.
He's a smart kid. I took him up to Vasquez Rocks last week, and he
still found his way back home. I took a sample of his DNA and
digitized it, and when I play the file back on my MP3 player it sounds
like Tipper Gore's voice did during the Senate hearings on obscenity in
music when her program malfunctioned and her face fell off and we saw
her true robot nature, so now my son has a little sticker on his butt
that says "WARNING! For Mature Audiences Only!"
You can see it (butt or sticker) on any of the thousands of digital
pictures I have taken of him, samples of which I have posted to my
website that only exists in my mind.
> Even Kibo is very down to
> earth, and he's a net god, for heaven's sake!
This means you have only met Kibo's earthly manifestation, which is
definitely down to earth, I agree. Once you meet transdimensional
Kibo, you will understand the pain that can only be achieved by making
a pun across all known coordinates of space, time and nougat. REPENT,
SINNER, FOR YE KNOWETH NOT WHAT TIME SHALL BE THE TIME OF RECKONING AND
SHIT!
> I won't even talk about
> all the other people who are low key here but are hugely talented and
> respected in their real life fields except to say that I am most
> impressed by the fact that they feel no need to strut and preen here.
I am hugely talented and respected in my real life field, plus women
find me attractive and want to wash my tires with their hair. I can do
anything I set out to do in life, except get Ted Frank to pay for
sushi. Also, I've lost 17 pounds, and I went to a seminar last week on
health and workout issues where the speaker--supposedly a PhD in
workoutology--kept mispelling the word "muscle". He warned against
caffeine consumption but someone called him on the fact he had a huge
venti from Starbucks under the podium. 'Bout as sharp as a mouthful of
warm spit, that boy; his head was shaped like an oil drum with ears,
and every time someone asked him a question his brain emitted a
KLANGing noise and stopped functioning for two minutes.
So last week I learned that working out makes you DUM. Therefore, in
order to further my ambitions of becoming Mr. Universe, I've decided to
read and post to Usenet more often.
- davelishlyhandsomepacheco
Schwa Love
news:1fo4ib3.tanvci1rqf2w7N%mmmtob...@earthlink.ent:
> We can't all be great internet luminaries. Actually, devilishly
> handsome, wickedly funny and connected to world power as he is, the
> thing I like best about Pacheco is that he is a down to earth,
> interesting person who loves to talk about his son as much as he likes
> to talk about politics and chocolate asses filled with salsa and trips
> to Vegas with bin Laden and Jack Chick. Even Kibo is very down to
> earth, and he's a net god, for heaven's sake! I won't even talk about
> all the other people who are low key here but are hugely talented and
> respected in their real life fields except to say that I am most
> impressed by the fact that they feel no need to strut and preen here.
HAH! MY KEY NEEDS TO BE LOWERED! I myself am disrespected and untalented
in my real life "field" which is why the pizzas always arrive late and I'm
rude to customers if they piss me off, which they can do just by wearing
the wrong color shirt sometimes. Or by calling me "Bro". I hate "Bro".
I'm so "respected" I got written up the other day... just for sleeping
through my alarm clock and being three hours late! What has happened to
the economy that you get in trouble just for showing up a few hours late?
I mean, I still showed up didn't I?* The only talents I had at pizza
delivery were non-job-related; those talents being making cow-orkers laugh
(at least at the south store where people could lighten up) and scaring
customers because I was yelling at a sixteen-year-old cow-orker to put his
damn helmet back on or else he'd get hurt.
Right now, I'm trying to get a PC tech support job again. My anger towards
doing that kind of work has dissipated as my anger towards being poor has
grown. Plus, people buying foodstuffs are just as annoying (if not moreso)
as those wanting their computers to stop beeping because they left their
Dilbert mug on their keyboard... at least it seems that way after a three-
year break from doing the latter**.
-- Schwa ---
* - Yes, this is sarcasm. No, I am not really this stupid. Well, the
complaining about being written up over being late part is sarcasm. Being
annoyed at strangers calling me "Bro" isn't... it's a big pet peeve of
mine.
** - tech support that is, not leaving mugs on keyboards
talysman
> In article <1fo4ib3.tanvci1rqf2w7N%mmmtob...@earthlink.ent>,
> mmmtob...@earthlink.ent says...
> > We can't all be great internet luminaries. Actually, devilishly
> > handsome, wickedly funny and connected to world power as he is,
>
> ...even though he is currently considering leaving the world power he
> currently slaves for and starting work for the EFF or some other
> similar organization that has a slightly more respectable mission
> statement than "own everything, everywhere, and then bone it up the
> ass"... anybody have any contacts?
speaking of your world power, apparently someone else connected to
that same world power and borrowed a projector from this guy here in
sacramento that runs his own media studio. so, as a result, we were
unable to project classic star trek onto the next building at our
traditional new year's eve party. NEW YEAR'S WAS RUINED BY [redacted]!
dear mister pacheco, could you please locate all your cow-orkers who
have visited sacramento recently and beat them up?
leo sgouros
and stop being so low key and humble while you are at it mister pacheco?
surely you must be a real jackooff in real life on account of these
humble sweet offerings here in this cuddly widdle snogging bwanket of a
wuv-fest.
Mark Hill
> I would wager I'm probably the only person who's posted here for years
> and years and never met a single one of you people.
Stacia would wanger.
That is all.
Rich Holmes
> I would wager I'm probably the only person who's posted here for years
> and years and never met a single one of you people.
I would take that bet and make HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS if
it were not for the fact that Sean SMIOOPSLASNAMERE went back in time
to last summer and barged into my life for about three and a half
minutes for the SOLE PURPOSE of foiling my plan. CURE YOU, SEAN!
Why he didn't simply go back five days and show up for the hot tub
party instead, I don't know. It's not like the hot tub was jammed
with people or anything. We'd had sleet since the night before and
everyone in town was like OH NO WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE THERE'S SLEET OUT
THERE so maximum occupancy at any time was only three and two halves.
NEENER NEENER, WE SAT IN THE SLEET IN A TUB OF HOT WATER AND YOU
DIDN'T.
Or maybe Sean SMIHAHABETYOUTHOUGHTIWASGONNASAYITLASNAYMERE did go back
to 1 Jan, but approached us from the south, and tried like a stupid
stupid person to drive up the hill at the south end of Griffin Road
(i.e. from Griffin's Corners), just like I tried to did on Saturday.
There was a dusting of snow on the road but I figured just because the
ABS never kicked in on the hills and curves of Hitchins Road, and I
never noticed any skidding or spinning, that meant I'd be able to
drive up Griffin. WHAT A MAROON! Which is why I, who have about a
10% chance when backing out of my own driveway in broad daylight in
wintertime of getting stuck in a snowbank, found myself backing down a
hill for about 1/4 mile, at night, around a curve, with a ditch on one
side of the road and snowbanks on the other, with the ABS once again
going wokkawokkawokka and cars going by on Route 80 as I approached
it, and somehow making it.
The rest of the drive back from Ithaca was a piece of cake.
Ithaca... Ithaca... omigod, there are Kibologists in Ithaca too,
aren't there. We can only hope none of them were at the Twelfth Night
celebration (which took place on Eleventh Night), even further foiling
my plan. CURE YOU ALL!!!!
--
- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes <http://www.richholmes.net/doctroid/>
Sewing buttons is just about the easiest thing you can do with a
needle and thread, aside from hurting yourself. -- Ben Wolfson
Ben Coakley
slipped this past the censors:
> Ithaca... Ithaca... omigod, there are Kibologists in Ithaca too,
> aren't there. We can only hope none of them were at the Twelfth Night
> celebration (which took place on Eleventh Night), even further foiling
> my plan. CURE YOU ALL!!!!
I missed the Twelfth Night celebration because I was driving home from
Rochester in the same damn snowstorm. I am pleased to report that the
stranded trucker we picked up did not have a knife, and really did just want
to get back to Ithaca.
Also, I am sneaking out of work early today to go skiing at Greek Peak. If
any kibologists wish to take advantage of the "Four for $40" deal with me,
please advise soon.
--
Ben Coakley b...@twcny.rr.com
A MOTTO: THOSE WHO DON'T REMEMBER HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO FOREVER
MAKE IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG. --Beable van Polasm
Stacia
>> I would wager I'm probably the only person who's posted here for years
>> and years and never met a single one of you people.
>I would take that bet and make HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS if
>it were not for the fact that Sean SMIOOPSLASNAMERE went back in time
>to last summer and barged into my life for about three and a half
>minutes for the SOLE PURPOSE of foiling my plan. CURE YOU, SEAN!
I had a similar experiencement with revjack who phoned me on the
teleophone machine. He is cursed.
>everyone in town was like OH NO WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE THERE'S SLEET OUT
>THERE so maximum occupancy at any time was only three and two halves.
>NEENER NEENER, WE SAT IN THE SLEET IN A TUB OF HOT WATER AND YOU
>DIDN'T.
I like tubs.
* * *
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com * http://world.std.com/~stacia/
"ALL HANDS PREPARE FOR MULTIBALL!"
Zixia
>
> I like tubs.
I prefer Legz Akimbo.
--
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Bryce Utting
> Bryce Utting <but...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:
>> (the origins of *my* name are long lost. something to do with a VAX
>> 6000-odd, a capping revue, and several metres of velcro, but the
>> details have gone hazy on me.)
>
> All VAX 6000s configurations end in the /even/ number 0.
> PL0NK!
only if you specify a radix! REVERSE-P1ONIK!!!
butting
David DeLaney
BIGENDIAN _heretics_! Egg-Tapping Technique Plonkuta!
Dave
James Kibo Parry
>
> [...] the definition of "preen" includes the meaning "to remove the ticks
> and chiggers from one's fur, and then post them to the Internet"
You know, I think that might be the 21st century's most important new
e-business model. I'm going to invest fifty million dollars in it now,
as long as you promise I'll get back ten times that in exactly ten years.
It'll succeed as long as your advertising involves hiring two, not just
one, person to dress up in a big fuzzy tick suit and wander around
Manhattan bothering pedestrians. I suggest getting the Not Tim Allen
guy from the live Buzz Lightyear show at Disneyland.
> [...]
> Speaking of my son, he has now learned to distinguish right from wrong.
> I know this, because every time he starts toddling towards the wine
> racks with the intent to jiggle each bottle to see if it explodes, he
> looks back at me with a very serious look and says "No! No!" while
> shaking his head. I nod my head and say "That's right! Don't mess
> with daddy's liquor, you little goober, or you will come to know severe
> pain intimately, yea, even unto the seventh generation!" and he just
> keeps going. He stands there, one hand wagging a finger at me, one
> hand trying to tip the racks over, terribly serious look on his face.
He's another child whose life will be ruined by the new 7-Up advertising
campaign. They've started printing their logo upside-down on the bottles,
and the store displays have signs that say "FLIP IT!" in Scott Kim-style
lettering that looks exactly as ugly when turned upside down.
Apparently this is supposed to be a callback to their 1970s "the Uncola"
ad campaign which featured glasses designed to look like upside-down
soda-fountain glasses (the sort nobody has used, right-side-up or upside-down,
in thirty years.) But now they're just telling you to flip the bottle
over a few times before unscrewing the highly pressurized cap.
Did "the Uncola" commercials come before or after those animated ones
where the message was that if you drank 7-Up, you'd turn into an
LSD-inspired neon butterfly? Hmm, maybe we could do some sort of
cross-promotion with our eTick business.
> He's a smart kid. I took him up to Vasquez Rocks last week, and he
> still found his way back home.
Well, sure. All he had to do was head directly away from the "Star Trek"
fistfight music.
I need to visit Vasquez Rock someday, now that I've been to Bronson Film Cave
(And it isn't even a cave! It's a tunnel! Why couldn't Lois Lane ever figure
out that she could just walk out the back? How come the Riddler never
wandered into the Batcave through Batman's wide-open back door?) and I've
seen the "Damnation Alley" Landmaster and the Bradbury building and
Griffith Observatory and Forrest Ackerman's house before he moved out
so, once I visit Vasquez Rock, I will have been in every place robots,
Martians, and zombies have ever been.
> [...]
> Once you meet transdimensional Kibo, you will understand the pain
> that can only be achieved by making a pun across all known coordinates
> of space, time and nougat.
I don't use coordinates for my puns, because it's too hard to find words
that sound like "Garanimals" but stupider.
> [...]
> Also, I've lost 17 pounds, and I went to a seminar last week on
> health and workout issues where the speaker--supposedly a PhD in
> workoutology--kept mispelling the word "muscle". He warned against
> caffeine consumption but someone called him on the fact he had a huge
> venti from Starbucks under the podium. 'Bout as sharp as a mouthful of
> warm spit, that boy; his head was shaped like an oil drum with ears,
> and every time someone asked him a question his brain emitted a
> KLANGing noise and stopped functioning for two minutes.
That reminds me, I had some Japanese noodles a while ago where the
packet's ingredients included "adductor muscle", and I don't whether if
they meant shellfish or butts. I recall those also included "cat's ear",
which I think is the same as "jew's ear", meaning little black leather
fungi that grow on dead trees. But the "adductor muscle" is a mystery.
> So last week I learned that working out makes you DUM. Therefore, in
> order to further my ambitions of becoming Mr. Universe, I've decided to
> read and post to Usenet more often.
YAY!!! This will allow us to read your wonderful stuff more often,
which makes us SPECIAL!
-- K.
Are you saying that instead of
mud wrestling, this guy participated
in dum wrestling?
Ben Allard
> I need to visit Vasquez Rock someday,
Wait, you mean there's somthing I've done that Kibo HASN'T? BESIDES
misspell "something"? All I know is, now whenever I seen one out of the
ten episodes TOS filmed there or any western made before 1964 I can say
"Hey, that's where my aunt broke her ankle!" Then I usually lie about how
we had to make our own shotgun shells to hold off President Hitler long
enough for the EMTs to get the stretcher up the slope.
--ben
Kevin S. Wilson
> Thanks, but I don't need the spaces - they're just extra keystrokes. I
> have an obsession about conserving keystrokes. Like orgasms, you only
> get just so many and then you die.
You're thinking of exclamation marks. You are doled out a finite
supply of exclamation marks at birth, and when you use them up you
die. That's why exclamation marks are best reserved for such
expressions as "The universe is on fire."
If orgasms operated on the same principle, then all of these lonely
ARK-bois would be trying to get not laid this weekend. It's
unfortunate that orgasms don't operate on the same principle, because
some of these ARK-bois are getting good at getting not laid.
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology
madge
>
> On Sat, 28 Dec 2002 21:31:36 -0700, Rose Marie Holt <rmh...@mindspring.com>
> wrote, in alt.religion.kibology:
>
> >read Litrachur
>
> I've developed an unnatural obsession with Terry Pratchett myself.
>
> Actually, not so much for Pratchett as for the Luggage.
>
> Gotta love the Luggage.
Foot Fetish :Gypsy
David DeLaney
>d...@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote, in alt.religion.kibology:
>>> Been gone too long, have I?
>>>
>>>E.(so Hi, howzitz, and stuff, and such)Holmes
>>
>>Aaaaa! Aaaaa! HI hi hi hi!
>
They're acronyms. In Aseioniezi.
> Don't you think 'associates' is a nifty word?
Heck no, I have to deal with 'associates' sometimes. Bleah.
> Don't you think letters associate well with words?
"And you should see them, flocking around me on a Saturday night for their
pay!"
> Don't you think if you say 'associate' often enough, it'll lose all
> meaning and just become a jumble of oddly shaped symbols? I love
> doing that.
M3 TWO!!1!
> Hi!
> I came back! Again! And it isn't even NYE and I've not overindulged
> in wine & chocolate and it's still good. YaY!1!!
Oh, and Stacia? Used to be The Avocado Avenger. But we think her sekrit
identity was published in the Congressional Record or something so she had to
give it up. (Gir'friend.)
Dave
David DeLaney
>How come the Riddler never
>wandered into the Batcave through Batman's wide-open back door?
BECAUSE OF THE GIANT PENNYWICHES THERE.
Please excuse the typing, this TCP/IP connection I'm experimenting with to
see if Hyperterm throws up using it does it automatically.
>and I've
>seen the "Damnation Alley" Landmaster and the Bradbury building and
>Griffith Observatory and Forrest Ackerman's house before he moved out
>so, once I visit Vasquez Rock, I will have been in every place robots,
>Martians, and zombies have ever been.
But have you seen the rooftops from Doorways In the Sand? (Archie has...)
>That reminds me, I had some Japanese noodles a while ago where the
>packet's ingredients included "adductor muscle", and I don't whether if
>they meant shellfish or butts.
SO MUCH ADDUCTOR MUSCLE YOU WON'T IT'S THERE!
Dave "mud ed mud mud MMMMMUD!" DeLaney
Chris McGonnell
> On 06 Jan 2003 12:20:50 -0500, Rich Holmes
<rsholme...@mailbox.syr.edu>
> slipped this past the censors:
> > Ithaca... Ithaca... omigod, there are Kibologists in Ithaca too,
High above Cayuga's waters, there's an awful smell.
And the town's folk all will tell you
that it's called Cornell.
-- Obscure folk song
> > aren't there. We can only hope none of them were at the Twelfth Night
> > celebration (which took place on Eleventh Night), even further foiling
> > my plan. CURE YOU ALL!!!!
>
> I missed the Twelfth Night celebration because I was driving home from
> Rochester in the same damn snowstorm. I am pleased to report that the
> stranded trucker we picked up did not have a knife, and really did just
want
> to get back to Ithaca.
>
> Also, I am sneaking out of work early today to go skiing at Greek Peak.
If
> any kibologists wish to take advantage of the "Four for $40" deal with me,
> please advise soon.
Holiday Valley is so much greater than Greek Peak, Mister Finger Lakes Man!
But downhill skiing's for you young people, so I lose.
--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951
Uh-oh. Looners. -- Darla
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Glenn Knickerbocker
> die. That's why exclamation marks are best reserved for such
> expressions as "The universe is on fire."
"Exclamation points should only be used in dialogue, and then
only when the speaker has recently been disembowelled."
-- D. Keith Mano
Posted to IBM's NITPICK FORUM on 27 Nov 1985 by Tom McSloy
Ben Coakley
slipped this past the censors:
> Holiday Valley is so much greater than Greek Peak, Mister Finger Lakes Man!
That's as may be, but it's about six times farther away. If I were going to
drive three hours to go skiing, I'd just go to Ski Windham! (If I were
going to drive three hours to go drinking while wearing a ski hat, I'd go to
Hunter.)
> But downhill skiing's for you young people, so I lose.
Especially when you go during working hours. I was dragging the average age
of the place up a lot more than I'm used to, and I often visit daycare
sites.
Damn you people who troll me into posting when I have nothing clever to say,
simply by mentioning my hometown. If everybody did this, Boise Boise
woxwox.
David DeLaney
>Damn you people who troll me into posting when I have nothing clever to say,
>simply by mentioning my hometown. If everybody did this, Boise Boise woxwox.
Best! Wackyparsing involving a relative's location! Ever!
Dave "and neither could the kin-dly Parson Brown..." DeLaney
Matt McIrvin
Kevin S. Wilson <res...@spro.net> wrote:
> You're thinking of exclamation marks. You are doled out a finite
> supply of exclamation marks at birth, and when you use them up you
> die. That's why exclamation marks are best reserved for such
> expressions as "The universe is on fire."
But the universe is always on fire. Look over there!
Mark Hill
> But the universe is always on fire. Look over there!
Matt, you're using up the universe's supply of exclamation marks!