Sam

[Alan Connor]

I noticed your name in my slrnkill.log on a thread a commented on.

You show up for the first time in ages and suddenly I am getting

massive files containing M$ worm/viruses again (200+kb).

(I told you that those things trigger an alarm here)

Remember my warning a while back, Sam.

Well, I am starting the process I promised I would start.

You had better PRAY that they are not coming from you.

Because if they are, the LEAST of your problems will be the fact that
you will no longer be allowed to use a computer.

The first mails go out tomorrow morning: To over a dozen relevant
and hard-to-find addresses at the FBI.

Usenet logs, headers, packet logs, history, comments....

Nothing more to be said, and I won't. Not to you. Not here.

AC

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[Sam]

Alan Connor writes:

> I noticed your name in my slrnkill.log on a thread a commented on.

Oh, sure. Whatever. Tell us more about your marvelous kill file.

> You show up for the first time in ages and suddenly I am getting
> massive files containing M$ worm/viruses again (200+kb).

Oh, my, we can't have that, can we? Call in the artillery.

> (I told you that those things trigger an alarm here)
>
> Remember my warning a while back, Sam.

Which one? The one that warned against reading all of your drivel, for the
fear of winding up with a busted liver?

> Well, I am starting the process I promised I would start.

[ Cue John Williams' "The Imperial March" ]

> You had better PRAY that they are not coming from you.
>
> Because if they are, the LEAST of your problems will be the fact that
> you will no longer be allowed to use a computer.

And what exactly would be the MOST of my problems? I'm curious.

> The first mails go out tomorrow morning: To over a dozen relevant
> and hard-to-find addresses at the FBI.

If you need any good contacts at the CIA, the IRS, or the Interpol, just let
me know.

> Usenet logs, headers, packet logs, history, comments....

What about a nice gift basket instead? There are some cheap ones on sale at
800flowers.com.

> Nothing more to be said, and I won't. Not to you. Not here.

The above rantathon has been brought to you courtesy of
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=cone.1063599580.681771.23735.501%40ny.email-scan.com&oe=UTF-8&output=gplain

That's all it took to trip the kook alarm.

> AC

DC