IranPS:WAS THE SUICIDE OF THE AUTHOR OF THE MURDERS THE WORK OF VAJEBI?
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PARIS 28TH June (IPS) With the exception of few hard liners and their press, no
one in Iran accepted the declaration of the Armed Forces Judiciary Head that
Mr. Sa'id Emami, alias Eslami, a former Deputy Information (Intelligence)
Minister officially identified as the "mastermind" behind the recent chain
murder of prominent political and intellectual dissidents committed suicide by
absorbing a depilatory product.
The conservatives who control the Judiciary have also indicated that Mr. Emami
could have been an agent of the Israeli secret services Mosad.
That raised the question in the independent press and the public opinion of how
come that more than 300 people, some of tem high ranking officials of the
Intelligence Ministry and religious conservative dignitaries took part in
commemoration ceremonies held for a man accused of working for foreign
intelligence services?
One of the most notorious personality seen at the ceremonies was the
hojatoleslam Ruhollah Hoseininan, a representative of the leader Ali Khameneh'i
who, days after the Intelligence Ministry confessed that it's own agents had
carried the assassinations, suggested in a television program that the
murderers are pro-Khatami elements.
Explaining his presence, Mr. Hoseinian described Emami as a "good and faithful
Muslim", adding that he could well be assassinated by the same Israeli and
foreign services that had infiltrated the Intelligence and security
administration of the Islamic Republic.
But the general opinion, as expressed by the pro-reform press, is that he was
killed in order to hide for ever the identities of the real culprits,
particularly those high ranking clerics who issued the religious orders for the
murder as well as those who carried out the orders.
Although the hojatoleslam Mohammad Niazi, the Armed Forces Prosecutor in charge
of the murders case did not named the incriminated depilatory product, but it
is understood that he was talking about Vajebi, an old and very popular
Iranian-made, herbal-based powder used for removing hairs, especially from
sensitive parts of the body.
Vajeb also means necessary, compulsory, a matter of must. Was it vajeb to do
this? means was it necessary to do this?
Not believing the officials is an old practising Iranian national sport. Hence
their acute sense of satirical humour.
Mr. Ebrahim Nabavi is one of the best-known present Iranian satirical writers
working with the pro-reform daily "Neshat" printed in Tehran.
The article entitled "Was the Suicide of the Author of the Murders Due to
Vajebi? Which can also be translated as "Was the Suicide of the Author of the
Murders Necessary?" was published in the 22 of June issue of Neshat. **
WAS THE SUICIDE OF THE AUTHOR OF THE MURDERS THE WORK OF VAJEBI?
By Seyyed Ebrahim Nabavi
Because the people has all the correct information and for this reason, they
ask detailed questions; and because the suicide of the masterminds is a must in
most case, therefore, it is necessary to answer the following 4 answers
questions:
First Question: Why the investigation on the recent murders has taken so long?
- Because the bathroom was out of order;
- Because the longue (bath apron) was not ready;
- Because the soap was lost;
- Because Sa'id Emami did not want to take a bath.
Secon question: Who were involved in the recent murders?
- The agents were involved and had names;
- Those who ordered but didn't had names;
- The murderers and the murdered and had names;
- The instigators but didn't had names.
Third question: Who were the real murderers involved in these events?
- The uncontrolled elements, The Zionists and the imperialist agents;
- The imperialist agents, the Zionists and the uncontrolled elements;
- The Zionists, the imperialist agents and the uncontrolled elements;
- All the 3 answers are right.
Fourth Question: When the evidence was brought that the mastermind was
connected to foreign powers?
- While suiciding;
- After suiciding;
- Between finishing taking bath and starting to suicide;
- None of those.
Fifth Question: Why the investigations on recent murders became more
complicated?
- Because a longer rope was used;
- Because it was already complicated and was supposed to ease but didn't;
- Because it was necessary to become more complicated;
- Because it was complicated from the start.
Sixth Question: What are the methods that can be used to suicide in a bathroom?
- Jumping down from the shower head;
- Swallowing the sang pa (literally foot stone, or pumice-stone, widely used in
Iran to rub feet);
- Suffocating from the hot water steam;
- To slip in the bath;
- Other methods.
Seventh Question: Was the suicide of the mastermind of the murders due to
Vajebi (or: Was it necessary?)
- Yes it was due to Vajebi (or: yes, it was a must);
- No, it was a necessary thing;
- No, it was a possible way;
- It is possible.
Eighth Question: What are the methods to avoid suicide?
- Usual Surveillance method but useless;
- Special Surveillance method but useless;
- Very Special Surveillance method but useless;
- Extreme Special surveillance but useless.
All those answering to all questions will receive a one-meter of rope as award.
Moral Conclusion: Extreme complication is due to extreme naivety. ENDS NABAVI
IN NESHAT 2869919
** IPS offers sincere thanks to AboutIran that helped in the translation of Mr.
Nabavi's article