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Rogue150

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Dec 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/1/98
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The More you assume the dumber you will look:

Why is it the people not invovled have to put themselves in the
middle of this. Like the In-famous skywalker wow you are so good yeah for
you. Get your head out of your ass and your lips of Alan's ass and realize
that you are speaking half assed. You have really no idea what happened at
Clash do you. You are just assuming you do. If doreen decides to chime in
she will let you know the truth about certain players going out there to make a
name for themselves. Notice that the players whom made in impact never play for
themselves in a team game. So your 2 cents in this subject and all others
that do not invovle you is really not needed. But, I guess if you and others
where not so intent on kissing each others asses you would probably not be
invovled in this in the first.

And as for Beach not picking up the best players possible they did.
The players not picked up either lack what the team needs or do not work with
the team well.


Aramis
Mess with the best, YOU WILL die like the rest

SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/1/98
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>
>Aramis
>Mess with the best, YOU WILL die like the rest
>

Aramis-

i simply stated that from what i saw at Clash alan was base defending which is
a team necessity. I also saw his scores way up there in the ascension rounds.
He may hve been out there to prove himself, he may not have. it's irrelevant.
you guys placed higher than expected, alan played really well. you guys
wouldn't have made it any further, then you get back home and whine like
bitches. my point is the best scorers should comprise a team...apparently in VB
it's friendship, but then again Ishtar isn't on the team anymore...y'all need
to make up your damn minds.
And another thing- If Yankel is soo disgusted by what he sees in that team,
i've gotta believe you guys are doing something way the fucken wrong way.
Yankel is perhaps the most respected player at beach.

Oh and the last thing-
I AM SKYWALKER. That means i can stick my damn nose anywhere i fucking want to
and there isn't a god damned thing you can do about it. That is the luxury of
being VAN SMACK, now you need to know your role and shut your mouth.

THAT's THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE VAN SMACK SAID SO

van smack
capitol G


The Jabronie

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Dec 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/1/98
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> Aramis
> Mess with the best, YOU WILL die like the rest

When you assume you just make an ass out of you and me.

ADANAC
LQ Calgary

Rice Eater

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Dec 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/2/98
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>
>Oh and the last thing-
>I AM SKYWALKER. That means i can stick my damn nose anywhere i fucking want
>to
>and there isn't a god damned thing you can do about it. That is the luxury of
>being VAN SMACK, now you need to know your role and shut your mouth.

I know who you are and what you are, but guess what I don't give a fuck about
the first. And the latter part you are a fucking busy body. you are one of
those people that like to get in everybodies business. You can't leave
yourself outta anything. Well guess what bitch, you get more respect staying
outta shit than getting into shit. So back up and step off.

Rice

The Jabronie

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Dec 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/2/98
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for those of you who did not get it... ASS (This is the ass part) U
(This is the You part) ME (This is the me part so ASS of of U and ME
might make more sense.)

ADANAC
LQ Calgary.

n. papajorgio

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Dec 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/2/98
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|I know who you are and what you are, but guess what I don't give a fuck
about
|the first. And the latter part you are a fucking busy body. you are one
of
|those people that like to get in everybodies business. You can't leave
|yourself outta anything. Well guess what bitch, you get more respect
staying
|outta shit than getting into shit. So back up and step off.
|
|Rice

pot
kettle
black

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SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/2/98
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Rice-

i wasn't talking to you. be a good little drunk and go away. wheni'm in yur mix
then talk. you aren't SKYWALKEr and thus aren't afforded the same luxuries as
Van Smack.

Van Smack
"he's comming back"

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/2/98
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>THAT's THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE VAN SMACK SAID SO

Nah. Your psuedo-ego is funny sometimes but perhaps you haven't realized yet
that there are actually conversations on this newsgroup that you are not a part
of. You aren't even talking smack, you're just tossing in your opinion to
stoke the fire a bit more. Just sit down and be quiet and let them bitch at
each other until they're all nice and tired and THEN we can start in on them.

>now you need to know your role and shut your mouth.

Get over yourself.

- Dark Paladin -
-= Sterling Park =-

Harli256

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Dec 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/2/98
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> you aren't SKYWALKEr and thus aren't afforded the same luxuries as
>Van Smack.


Who calls you that other than yourself?


~Quem vem la sou eu, quem vem la sou eu~
~Berimbau mais eu, capoeira sou eu~
!Harlequin!
Marquessa de Chaos


SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/2/98
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>perhaps you haven't realized yet
>that there are actually conversations on this newsgroup that you are not a
>part of
___
there are i know, but as Van Smack i reserve the right to enter them at any
time yet have chosen not to.

>You aren't even talking smack, you're just tossing in your opinion to
>stoke the fire a bit more.

actually been doing both.


>Just sit down and be quiet and let >them bitch at each other until they're
>all nice and tired and THEN we can >start in on them.

___

See Joe that's the difference between a true smacker like me and a wannabe like
you- i have the balls to jump into the fire instead of letting it fizzle to a
spark before stomping on it.
When you learn this and sack up maybe, just maybe you'll get some respect fr
your mediocre smack talent.

OUT

Van Smack
"He's comming back"


DrkPaladn0

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Dec 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/2/98
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>there are i know, but as Van Smack i reserve the right to enter them at any
>time yet have chosen not to.

Consider your right revoked.

The Beatings Appropriation Committee has spoken.

>See Joe that's the difference between a true smacker like me

Well.. yeah.. I guess if I opened my mouth every time anyone said anything,
EVENTUALLY something amusing would come out. Laws of chance and all. I simply
prefer to only speak when I have something to say, whereas you blindly stab at
smack as often as you can in hopes that you might hit it once in a while. And
don't get me wrong, once every so often you do manage to amuse me, but not as
often as you might try.

> i have the balls to jump into the fire instead of letting it fizzle to a
>spark before stomping on it.

ok, but then you jump in with lame shit like "van smack has spoken", which as
Harli pointed out, only you call yourself. Really all you do is step in as if
anyone has any respect for anything you have to say, and make some half-assed
attempt to regulate. Maybe you haven't noticed but it doesn't work very often.
I dunno, see, getting smacked down by shade is entertainment, listening to you
drone about how pimp you are is like reading Wrayth's 11-page novels.

Speaking of, I meant to toss some real smack at you, but this is getting
Wrayth-sized and I'm still giggling about the Mando thing.

We'll postpone the class for now.

- Prof. Paladin

By the way.. what the hell is a Van Smack anyway?


SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/3/98
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>
>Consider your right revoked.
>
>The Beatings Appropriation Committee has spoken.
>

You don't seem to get it do you? Shade and I are gods of the Newsgroup. You
don't have a right unless we say so. You can't revoke shit. Besides that what
beatings does your committe dish out??? Beatings on Magnum?Gotcha? oh hey...you
guys are good. Try appropriating a beating on the Chief or the amgistarte and
see where it gets you.

>Well.. yeah.. I guess if I opened my mouth every time anyone said anything,
>EVENTUALLY something amusing would come out. Laws of chance and all. I
>simply
>prefer to only speak when I have something to say,

_______
no you see the thing is this: my brain is fast enough to compute many different
subjects at once and come up with many different responses to totally different
things.You on the otherhand are very slooooow and wait till it's asubject your
well familiar with, a subject you think you have back up on, and a subject
that's been going on for enough time that you can formulate a thought on it.
See it's not that you don't want to talk you are merly incapable. i guess i
shouldn't rip on you for that though. it's really not fair that you were born
slower than me and incapable. it's not nice to beat up the cripple. Bad bernie.
bad.
Oh wait i forgot- life's a bitch...deal with it!!!


>
>ok, but then you jump in with lame shit like "van smack has spoken",

___
any line similar to Van Smack has spoken is usually a closing line to a solid
rip longer than a piece of shit one liner like most of your stuff. in fact the
last time i used that there was a paragraph to mighty mouse and anarchy before
it. But you see you prpobably don't even know what a closing line is since your
brain capacity won't allow you to process a formula for good smack.
Perhaps you've been to blind to notice, but when i smack people they eventually
shut up. When shade smacks people they eventually shut up. we are fast, we are
good, we are unrelenting. that is power. we really do regulate this group cause
when we talk people listen. you haven't been around long enough to see this,
but believe me you will. when the chief and the magistrate are at it again
you'll learn the true meaning of smack and learn how truly low on the food
chain your sorry ass is.
yur entering a tunnel now so sit back down and enjoy the ride if you try to
stand up you'll more than likely get your head taken off...

Van Smack
"He's commin back"

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/3/98
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>You don't seem to get it do you? Shade and I are gods of the Newsgroup

Do you have any followers? Hmm. Resounding no. We just let you go on
thinking you're special cause now and then you provide some sort of comic
relief.

>no you see the thing is this: my brain is fast enough to compute many
>different
>subjects at once and come up with many different responses to totally
>different
>things.You on the otherhand are very slooooow and wait till it's asubject

>your>asubject your


>well familiar with, a subject you think you have back up on, and a subject
>that's been going on for enough time that you can formulate a thought on it.

Is this supposed to be smack? Your brain is that fast and this is all you can
come up with? Half of the stuff you respond with is just "VAN SMACK HAS
SPOKEN" anyway. Nothing of value or significance there.

>Oh wait i forgot- life's a bitch...deal with it!!!

I think Magnum said that to me once.

So basically even though you're ultra-smart and you have such a quick wit, the
only things you can come up with to toss at me are things Magnum posted three
months ago.

And even though you're supposedly a diety of smack, the only content of your
Wrayth-sized post is "I'm smarter than you so shut up". Here, let me quote
parts to back myself up.

>my brain is fast enough to compute many different

>subjects at once (excerpt removed)

>You on the otherhand are very slooooow

>See it's not that you don't want to talk you are merly incapable.

>it's really not fair that you were born
>slower than me

>since your


>brain capacity won't allow you to process a formula for good smack.

Third grade, bernie. Weak. Did you give yourself a smack award for this just
because it's a long post and you wrote it?

>yur entering a tunnel now so sit back down and enjoy the ride if you try to
>stand up you'll more than likely get your head taken off...

Ok Magnum. The more I read what you have to say, the more you start to sound
like Chuck E Cheeze. The difference is, eventually he realized he was a chump
and stopped talking. At least I can respect him for that. You, on the other
hand, impress no one except obviously yourself.

>Perhaps you've been to blind to notice, but when i smack people they
>eventually
>shut up

Perhaps you've been blind to notice, but a lot of people just don't want to
talk to you in the first place, especially when you jump into a conversation
you weren't a part of. Nothing to do with your weak-ass "I'm smarter than you"
smack.

>Van Smack
>"He's commin back"

Spelled wrong on purpose?

SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/4/98
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Paladin-
the only chump on this nesgroup is your sorry ass. You talk pseudo-smack to
players way beyond your level and have no chance of mustering up anything in
the way of skill good enough to attempt to beat them, and your smack is almost
as sorry as your game.

>Is this supposed to be smack? Your brain is that fast and this is all you
>can
>come up with? Half of the stuff you respond with is just "VAN SMACK HAS
>SPOKEN" anyway. Nothing of value or significance there.

You keep talking about a closing line that i've used maybe 3 times ever. Come
up with something new. That's further proof of you being slow...can't come up
with anything cause your brain just doesn't function so well.

As far as giving myself a smack award goes, i only do that if everyone else
just sucks so badly that i can't possibly award anyone else with it. the award
is for other people. not myself, however there must always be a recepient, a
worthy one. and in the two instances i have awarded myself the award i have
recinded it because others came through with something good immediately
following that.

after some nifty editing you ame up with:

>
>>my brain is fast enough to compute many different
>>subjects at once (excerpt removed)
>>You on the otherhand are very slooooow
>
>>See it's not that you don't want to talk you are merly incapable.
>
>>it's really not fair that you were born
>>slower than me
>
>>since your
>>brain capacity won't allow you to process a formula for good smack.
>

______
i find it funny that you hone in and "refute" one portion of my post, ignoring
the rest, and don't even refute that either. You simply siad"that's weak and
repititious", never once refuting the fact that you are slow. but you see there
is that point again. if you had a decent enough intellect you'd have seen that
and tried to throw something in however, as i've said, all you can do is
concentrate on one thing at one time.
And another thing it shows- silence=consent. ergo you know you're a moron.

Dude you are way weak and really need to shut up now. the less creativity you
havethe more boring it is to smack you...at least Chuck E Cheeze came up with
new shit once in a while.

Van Smack
"He's commin' Back"
yes it's spelled wrong intentionally...actually i just forgot the apostraphe
last time

ChyldProdG

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Dec 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/4/98
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>silence=consent.

actually it doesn't

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/4/98
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>the only chump on this nesgroup is your sorry ass. You talk pseudo-smack to
>players way beyond your level and have no chance of mustering up anything in
>the way of skill good enough to attempt to beat them, and your smack is
>almost
>as sorry as your game.

Generic. Weak. "Your game sucks and so does your smack!" "I'm smarter than
you!" I mean good god bernie, how long does it take your lightning wit to come
up with this shit? Do you babysit, or have a little brother or something, is
that where you get your material? Here, let me give you something to take
notes on.

I won't even mention the tape cause that's played out.

For a guy who talks all sorts of shit, I sure haven't heard anything special
about your skills at Clash. I mean I heard all about shade, I caught some
commentary on various ZM members, heard some stuff about P-town.. but not a
word about the legendary Skywalker. Not surprising, really, you've always been
sort of a middle-of-the-road player as far as west coast players go. I didn't
have any problems walking all over your base defense at Nats all by myself, the
scrub that I am. Didn't have any problem scoring points off you in Ring of
Fire either. Too bad you pussied out of the beating I would have appropriated
to you at NOVA.

As far as your smack goes, it really speaks for itself. Shade is so much more
entertaining than you. Hell even Mr. Clean "You got negatives one game" was
more adept than you. Riceman even stole your right to do smack awards cause
you're such a puss. Do yourself and me a favor. Think before you speak. If
you can't think of anything you haven't said eleven times already, just click
on the NEXT--> button and save yourself the humiliation of being smacked down.


If you're a smack god, I'm the personnel manager who hired god. And you're
fired.

>That's further proof of you being slow...can't come up
>with anything cause your brain just doesn't function so well.

Like I said. Don't repeat yourself. Makes you look silly.

>As far as giving myself a smack award goes, i only do that if everyone else
>just sucks so badly that i can't possibly award anyone else with it.

eh everyone knows you just give out "smack awards" to people who stick up for
you when you're getting beaten down. Or in Vampire's case it was cause he said
you were biased. Or in my case cause you couldn't stop laughing long enough to
vote for anyone else. Because I'm that good.

>i find it funny that you hone in and "refute" one portion of my post,

There was only one portion of your post to refute. And it didn't take much
effort.

>You simply siad"that's weak and
>repititious", never once refuting the fact that you are slow.

Ok, let me refute that.

I'm faster than you!

By your reasoning, that should be about all it takes. You said yourself that
your brain is capable of functioning on several different topics at the same
time, yet all you do is say "you're slow, you're dumb, I'm smart". Back
yourself up, sky, instead of proving without a doubt that you're a pompous
dumbass.

>Dude you are way weak and really need to shut up now.

Does show the slightest glimmer of creativity? The smallest spark of
intellect? Hell no, bernie, your post sounds like a bad episode of Mr. Rogers.
You even go so far as to use the same adjectives I do. Like "weak". And you
refer to Chucky after I compare you to him.

Here's a quarter. Call me when you have something to say.

- Dark Paladin -
Never the subject of a conspiracy to keep me off the all-star team.

(yep, you made it. so did fallout. be proud, you're among winners)

BoMBeR Uz

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I think the Smacker of the week goes to "Dark Paladin" Lits give him a
hand!<Clap Clap>.
He Smacked Sky! It's amazing! The Samcker of the week goes to the man who hands
out the Smacker of the Week. I giv my vote to Dark Paladin. So post it up. Even
though this has nothing to do with this fend. I just giving a opinion. But
remember.............. I SUCK!!!!!!
Da ANSWER(Sux!)
Owner's Pride (Alhambra "C")
\X/e sux. Were going to lose, but lose like Winners!!!!

Rice Eater

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Dec 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/4/98
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>
>Rice-
>
>i wasn't talking to you. be a good little drunk and go away. wheni'm in yur
>mix
>then talk. you aren't SKYWALKEr and thus aren't afforded the same luxuries as
>Van Smack.
>

>Van Smack
>"he's comming back"
>

If you think I am a drunk then you abviously don't know me. I like to drink,
but only do it on occasion, but when I do I do it right. Oh and I know I'm not
skywalker. I AM RENANTE AWA. People call me Ren. People know me for being
cool and funny. Not like you. They know you as Skywalker. The person on the
NG's that is an egotistical dork who can't let a thread go without saying some
shit, even if he doesn't know anything about the topic. You are almost always
talking outta your ass and trying to pass it on as smack or the truth. Guess
what, everybody sees through you and your ways. The zone empire and even some
laserquester have watch you put your foot in your mouth several times. You see
almost everybody on this NG can see that you are a loser that tries to reassure
himself that he is cool by bragging about trophies and victories. Here is a
tip that I will tell you for free. QUIT ULTRAZONE AND TAKE SOME SELF
CONFIDENCE CLASSES. It might help you.

Ran Track

Rice Eater

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Dec 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/4/98
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Dark Paladin hereby gets the the smacker of the week award. Three cheers for
the Smack Bishop. HIP HIP HORAY. HIP HIP HORAY. HIP HIP HORAY.

Congradulation Joe

Rice

Rice Eater

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Dec 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/4/98
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>
>more adept than you. Riceman even stole your right to do smack awards cause
>you're such a puss

That would be me.

Pan Rack

SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/4/98
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Ren-

the drunk thing was a joke. apparently the stinging Deadpool's been giving you
has made you a bit edgy and taken away some of your sense of humor. chill out a
bit "mr. cool and funny".


>They know you as Skywalker. The person on the
>NG's that is an egotistical dork who can't let a thread go without saying
>some
>shit, even if he doesn't know anything about the topic.

Ren-
I don't talk about something i don't know anything about. if i'm absolutely
clueless i don't jump in. i'm not a fool. that's why i don't post shit to the
Questers or the Troners. i don't know their games well enough and don't know
ther heigherarchy. if i did you wouldn't see a single snowball post
anymore...however i stick to what i know. As for egotisticle..it's all a part
of the "Skywalker" image. gotta keep it up...wouldn't want to mess with the
rep. If you ever hung out wqith me one time you'd realize i'm actually a lot
like you...just whiter, with a lower tolerance level, and a bit
taller..hehehe(joke...yur supposed to laugh)
As for putting my foot in my mouth i've only done it on very few occasions and
i've admitted when i have.
As for reassuring myself. in the arena all i have to do is play a game and see
the score afterwards(generally 1st place). in real life- i have a beautiful
intelligent girlfriend, great job, and good grades. if i ever need reassurance
i just reassess my life and see that it is good.

I need no selfconfidence classes...i have enough to go around for everybody.
You on the otherhand have gotten pretty defensive lately...lil bit insecure???

Here's a tip-
lighten up. you'll enjoy life more.

Van smack

SkyBoy UZ

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>
>For a guy who talks all sorts of shit, I sure haven't heard anything special
>about your skills at Clash. I mean I heard all about shade, I caught some
>commentary on various ZM members, heard some stuff about P-town.. but not a
>word about the legendary Skywalker. Not surprising, really, you've always
>been
>sort of a middle-of-the-road player as far as west coast players go. I
>didn't
>have any problems walking all over your base defense at Nats all by myself,
>the
>scrub that I am. Didn't have any problem scoring points off you in Ring of
>Fire either. Too bad you pussied out of the beating I would have
>appropriated
>to you at NOVA.
>

Oh my...you've grown a sack!!!! i see my smack has been getting to you...or
maybe you just finally ate your wheaties...hmm...well if you had grown some
sack and come out to clash you'd have recieve the spanking of a lifetime. you
can ask wrayth how badly i was dishing it out. My job this tourny was to ensure
that my players got all their bases since ZM and P Town were running tough 2
and 3 man Base Ds. I scored top 3 on DA every game, and we won every game but
1. I did my job and tooled who i needed to tool. before one game i turned to my
girlfriend and said"i'm gonna go win this one just to prove i can" i walked in.
whooped everyone's ass, and walked out winning(even had a 2 minute pack
problem). I've always been on the top of the west. hell look at shade and i in
doubles...i was the higher scorer on that team and look at that phat 2nd
place...as far as ring of fire goes...damn it must make you proud to doink
someone who's not paying any attention to you. where did you pick up that move?
invent it all by yourself. you the man!!!!! i was in finals...where were
you...hell i was in finals of every event i was in...where were you??? hell- i
placed top 3 in 3 of 4 events this year...where were you?

As for NOVA- you wouldn't have beat my ass worht a amn. You obviously didn't
have the stuff in vegas, and on v4s...my packs...i'd fucking rape your scrub
ass.

>As far as your smack goes, it really speaks for itself.

yes it does doesn't it. it rips on you.

>Shade is so much more
>entertaining than you.

true. there is no one as witty.

>Riceman even stole your right to do smack awards cause
>you're such a puss

Ren doesn't have right to shit. You just feel like supportuing him cause he
keeps wanting to give you the award. Am i missing part of the picture here? He
always seems to want to give your sorry ass the award- you two givin each other
anything else??? a little bit of the old "in out, in out"? dude that's sick.
maybe i should hook you up with Crybaby.


> If
>you can't think of anything you haven't said eleven times already, just click
>on the NEXT--> button and save yourself the humiliation of being smacked
>down.

Look here Pali- it was a damn nice try, and i do commend that, however you
forgot one of the smack rules- You actually ahve to have skill(do not suck) in
order to talk. See if you don't have skill(and yes that means you) then your
smack is nothing but meaningless chatter.

>
>If you're a smack god, I'm the personnel manager who hired god. And you're
>fired.

______
now that was a good line. keep that up. develope some skill. maybe win a game
or two, then maybe you can come back and talk.

>eh everyone knows you just give out "smack awards" to people who stick up for
>you when you're getting beaten down.

i gave pun one. he didn't stick up for me. gave 2 to wrayth for posts not
realted to me. gave one to taboo for something not referring to me as well as
shade, Aries, and clean. yours and Vampire's i gave for the same reasons as
above- they were good, and they didn't deal with me. the two i gave that did
deal with me(indirectly) were to Tork and No Doubt. and in torks's post he was
defending no doubt...not me. he was telling Da Man to smack me as much as he
wanted but to lay off manda then he took some good shots at mando. Manda's was
straight up hardcore smack on mando...plain and simply deserved it.

> Back
>yourself up, sky,

No need. if your inintelligent ass is too stupid to omprehend then that's your
own damn fault. only person who believes you is your boy toy Rice..


>
>Does show the slightest glimmer of creativity?

It takes a good smacker to inspire me. If i'm not inspired my smack is
standard. If i'm inspired by someone decent like Nomad or Rice then the smack
gets good.

You aren't worthy of a hard swift smacking...you're the kind of cheap whore you
pay little attention to, play with for a while, then kick her skanky ass to the
curb. Speaking of curbs you're pretty familiar with them arent' you? I mean you
seemed to be sitting quite comfortably on one after your team got knocked out
of Ascension in both VB3 and Nats. And clean described the funniest picture of
you after you guys got taken out of your own arena in NOVA....


>
>Here's a quarter. Call me when you have something to say.

you aren't even worth a quarter...i'd call collect.


>
>- Dark Paladin -
>Never the subject of a conspiracy to keep me off the all-star team.
>

You don't have to give me props like that...it's ok...i know i'm that feared.
See that's the funny thing. a copnspiracy is exactly what it would take to keep
me off of an all star team. Everyone knows i'm more than good enough to be on
it...they just fear me putting another accomplishment niche under my belt and
that's the one thing that scrubs like you might be able to do something about.


>(yep, you made it. so did fallout. be proud, you're among winners)
>

we are both proud. we were on the winning team. we did our jobs and helped our
team win. hell i took 2nd place in the last game. only 10 people can claim they
were on the winning allstar team.

i'm sorry that you're jealous. one day, if you keep practicing you too may be
good enough to be on an allstar team-
in Kid's Zone.

Again nice try...but you still aint got it kid.

Van Smack
Blue Team


Rice Eater

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>Ren doesn't have right to shit.

Anybody that has filipino blood in them knows this is complete bullshit.
Filipinos have the right to everything and anything they damn well please.

>You just feel like supportuing him cause he
>keeps wanting to give you the award. Am i missing part of the picture here?
>He
>always seems to want to give your sorry ass the award- you two givin each
>other
>anything else??? a little bit of the old "in out, in out"? dude that's sick.
>maybe i should hook you up with Crybaby.

I give the award to different people who deserve it. Paladins posts where
quite amusing and you haven't come back with anything good.

That is all

Clan Mack

Rice Eater

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>
>the drunk thing was a joke. apparently the stinging Deadpool's been giving
>you
>has made you a bit edgy and taken away some of your sense of humor

Actually deadpools didn't do shit to me, except me knowing he is still alive,
being that you don't see him in the damn arena.

>Ren-
>I don't talk about something i don't know anything about.

Well let me inform you, that you don't know shit about vb and the conflict
going about. All you know is hear say and whatever we post that is it.

>..however i stick to what i know.

I guess that is why you backed outta the football thread after I shut you up
with the stats.

> If you ever hung out wqith me one time you'd realize i'm actually a lot
>like you...just whiter, with a lower tolerance level, and a bit
>taller..

Well we will see at vb4 I guess then. You are right about the whiter part and
the taller part, but the lower tolerance. It depends. It takes me very little
to get buzzed, but it takes a lot to make me puke.

>As for putting my foot in my mouth i've only done it on very few occasions

Nah, I'd say you have doon it more than several times.

>You on the otherhand have gotten pretty defensive lately...lil bit
>insecure???

Not insecure, just a bit pissed that you are trying to jump into beach's shit.

>
>Here's a tip-
>lighten up. you'll enjoy life more.
>

I take life very lightly. Ask people that know me. As for a tip, here is
another one. Stay outta beach's shit.

Scan Pack

DrkPaladn0

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>Oh my...you've grown a sack!!!! i see my smack has been getting to you...or
>maybe you just finally ate your wheaties...hmm

You should feel honored, I put four IM conversations with various women on hold
to write that post. I figure, if I give you a few ideas to copy, the NG will
just be that much more interesting. Seems I've gotten a pretty positive
response already. In fact I've been awarded Smacker of the Week.

>..well if you had grown some
>sack and come out to clash you'd have recieve the spanking of a lifetime.

Well like I said to shade, I was going to try to make it to clash but I just
started a new job. No cash and such. Blah. Excuses.

>.damn it must make you proud to doink
>someone who's not paying any attention to you. where did you pick up that
>move?

No one said you had to ignore me. I didn't even mention the polaroid of me
doinking you, or the fact that I snagged $11 from Scooby and 'Dozer for that
match. I was merely stating how you were unable to stop me from scoring.
Granted it was only 2.2 points, but that was enough to land me 7th or 8th place
in the prelims.

> was in finals...where were
>you..

heh.. asleep in my hotel room. Decided to go and live it up during the day and
crash in the latter half of the afternoon so's I could get my ass up for the
team tournament. Seemed to be a pretty worthwhile plan, we only missed first
place in one or two games all night long.

>As for NOVA- you wouldn't have beat my ass worht a amn. You obviously didn't
>have the stuff in vegas, and on v4s...my packs...i'd fucking rape your scrub
>ass.

My packs too, wank. I will admit I totally suck sack on v5s, but even still
you weren't too much of a problem for me. Talk to your boys that got to
witness me at home firsthand instead of on suck "light saber" v5 bailey's
packs. I wish I'd kept the card so I could fax you a copy, it'd be worth the
long distance charge to shut you up.

>yes it does doesn't it. it rips on you.

Neither I, nor anyone else, had really noticed. You should practice.

> Am i missing part of the picture here? He
>always seems to want to give your sorry ass the award- you two givin each
>other
>anything else??? a little bit of the old "in out, in out"? dude that's sick.
>maybe i should hook you up with Crybaby.

Straight out of left field. If you aren't calling me dumb, you're calling me
gay. Once again, third grade insults. So what you're suggesting is that Rice
wanted to give me a smack award because we're homosexual lovers? And by that
logic, when you gave yourself the award you admit that you were wanking your
crank at the time?

>Look here Pali- it was a damn nice try, and i do commend that, however you
>forgot one of the smack rules- You actually ahve to have skill(do not suck)
>in
>order to talk.

Earned me a smack award for that post. The fact that it didn't come from you
is irrelevant, because you lost the right to distribute them a long time ago.
Just cause you're the one getting beaten down doesn't mean it isn't funny.

>now that was a good line. keep that up. develope some skill. maybe win a game
>or two, then maybe you can come back and talk.

Last game I played with any west coast guys would have been.. hmm.. NOVA
tournament. First game at Sterling. And you already know about the elbow I
dropped all over shade and mr. clean that game, so why do you insist I bring it
up again?

>No need. if your inintelligent ass is too stupid to omprehend then that's
>your
>own damn fault. only person who believes you is your boy toy Rice..

Back to the "You're dumb I'm smart!". I sense a running theme here.

And apparantly you're wrong. Read the thread.

>It takes a good smacker to inspire me. If i'm not inspired my smack is
>standard. If i'm inspired by someone decent like Nomad or Rice then the smack
>gets good.

Your smack is never good. You've always been a little sub-standard. The
reason you can't smack me worth shit is because you're so far below me. It's
obvious when you have to resort to "The only reason you got that smack award is
cause you're gay!!" that you're running out of ideas. Unfortunately, there
never was anything creative in your post to begin with.

>You aren't worthy of a hard swift smacking...you're the kind of cheap whore
>you
>pay little attention to, play with for a while, then kick her skanky ass to
>the
>curb

Still waiting for the kick. In fact, you seem pretty taken up with my smack
ability. Tell ya what, at VB I'll buy you a little notepad and a pencil so
when you're "inspired by a good smacker" you can take some notes. This way
you'll have more to work with when you whimper at me.

>>Here's a quarter. Call me when you have something to say.
>
>you aren't even worth a quarter...i'd call collect.

I'll just pretend that made the least bit of sense.

>You don't have to give me props like that...it's ok...i know i'm that feared.

I don't think it's fear as much as dislike.

>Everyone knows i'm more than good enough to be on
>it...they just fear me putting another accomplishment niche under my belt and
>that's the one thing that scrubs like you might be able to do something
>about.

Don't even try to pass off like everyone who was on the "all-star" team
belonged there. You're the case in point. Everyone knew who O2 was cause he
bought a ferret, everyone knew who Fallout was cause of his mouth, and everyone
knew who you were cause your bad rep arrived in vegas on the bus before yours.
Just a matter of checking the box next to the name you've heard of.

>i'm sorry that you're jealous. one day, if you keep practicing you too may be
>good enough to be on an allstar team-
>in Kid's Zone.

Props. A crack that wasn't sexual-preference or intelligence related. The
only one in your entire post.

>Van Smack
>Blue Team

- Professor Paladin

Class dismissed.


DrkPaladn0

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>the drunk thing was a joke. apparently the stinging Deadpool's been giving
>you
>has made you a bit edgy and taken away some of your sense of humor. chill out
>a
>bit "mr. cool and funny".

I seem to remember quite recently when someone got REAL mad over a joke made
about someone's personal life.

And here you go calling Ren a drunk.

Anyone not understand why I'm still irritated?

DrkPaladn0

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>Dark Paladin hereby gets the the smacker of the week award.

I dunno man.. my vote goes to Blue Devil.

He lowered the boom on you guys pretty hard :)

Harli256

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> Everyone knew who O2 was cause he
>bought a ferret,


Actually...it was Type O who had the ferret.

<snicker>

Guess people still don't know who he is.

FLLNANGL9

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>I seem to remember quite recently when someone got REAL mad over a joke made
>about someone's personal life.
>
>And here you go calling Ren a drunk.
>
>Anyone not understand why I'm still irritated?
>
> - Dark Paladin -
>-= Sterling Park =-
>

Sorry to interject here....but i really want that Thing about my sister to die
out......
Heres the Difference Joe.......All be it the drunk thing was wrong as
well......Sky smacked on a personal level on just Rice.....not bringing anyone
ELSE into this......Your Friend Smacked on Sky using someone else, Someone
Innocent who doesnt even KNOW HIM...Bad form......WEll...both examples are Bad
form truthfully...but one is Worse......<<Shrugs>>

<3,

Aries / Menace/ BOOOMAries!
GBB!!!
"Brick walled confusion looks impressive on the outside. Looks like someone
knows what they're doing. They preach from a book they didn't write. They
preach from a book they don't even believe in." - Henry Rollins


SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/6/98
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>
>Clan Mack
>

now that and scan pack are the best ones you've come up with making fun of the
whole Van Smack pimp in the box thing...


SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/6/98
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This smack war is growing tiresome and uninspiring, but here's a few retorts-

>Granted it was only 2.2 points, but that was enough to land me 7th or 8th
>place
>in the prelims

and where did i land? oh Whoops i forgot- Finals...i got to sleep and not have
to worry about missing a game.


hell yah.

> i should hook you up with Crybaby.
>
>Straight out of left field. If you aren't calling me dumb, you're calling me
>gay. Once again, third grade insults. So what you're suggesting is that
>Rice
>wanted to give me a smack award because we're homosexual lovers? And by that
>logic, when you gave yourself the award you admit that you were wanking your
>crank at the time?
>

i'd say that's a fair trade off so sure. and on weekends i've got(oh wait
nevermind, she reads this stuff) <luv ya manda>


>First game at Sterling. And you already know about the elbow I
>dropped all over shade and mr. clean that game, so why do you insist I bring
>it
>up again?

and you're proud of this????

only thing i remember about you and nova is getting beat down by ISP, and
complaining about something or another...i think you also won a game sniping
like a bitch at packs 50' from you, but whatever it was it wasn't enough to
overshadow yur ass beating.


As for the allstar team- you mention 02 who wasn't even in Vegas...good shit.
You mention Fallout making it cause of his mouth which is bullshit cause
Fallout played extremly well in Nats and absolutely deserved to be in the all
star game. he's one of the top 10 on the east, and hell a better than your
sorry ass.On to myself- everyone and their mother knows that on score andskill
merrit i deserved to be on the allstar team. Everything i've done in the past
plus the 7th in solos and 2nd in doubles proved that. I got marked in the box
because along with a bad attitude i'm known for my game. My name is known
because it's the one flashing on the top of the screen. read it enough times
and it's engrained in your memory.

Another rule of smack you kleep foirgetting- as good as yours might be it's
like the written response on an essay test- while creativity is appreciatd and
noted, when you're ass backwards wrong you get no points.

Nice try..maybe next time

Van Smack

SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/6/98
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Oh paladin-

i forgot to mention one thing:
i do agree that there were players(2 or 3) in the allstar game that didn't
belong, and i do agree that the way it is voted is by reckognition, but
honestly-
do you think Fallout or i didn't deserve to be on it?


DrkPaladn0

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Dec 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/7/98
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> Actually...it was Type O who had the ferret.
>
><snicker>
>
> Guess people still don't know who he is.

Dammit! That's what I meant.

That's what I get for letting myself get distracted from smacking skywalker by
5 IM windows.

DrkPaladn0

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I think the All-Star game was 95% name recognition and 5% skill. Usually, but
not always, the two go hand-in-hand. I personally am not as impressed with
certain individuals' skill levels as a lot of people.

There's a difference between the ability to play good zone and the ability to
cover up enough sensors as to give the impression of being good. Without
answering this myself, which catagory do you think YOU fall into? How about
fallout?

I pride myself on being, although probably only a bit above mediocre, a
substantially cleaner player than many. So any skill i have is in my timing
and dodging ability alone, not my capacity to move my arms in front of my chest
so fast that the GM doesn't see me cheese. How many of the so-called
"All-Stars" can claim that?

And THAT is why I have so much respect for Keoki, cause he's just that damn
good that he doesn't have to sink to cheating to prove himself.

<steps down off the soapbox>

As for the answer to your question, I do think your skill merited you a spot on
the team, but if I'm smacking you I can't admit that, can I? :)

DrkPaladn0

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>and where did i land? oh Whoops i forgot- Finals...i got to sleep and not
>have
>to worry about missing a game

Yeah, but we saw where you got your points from.

Got my second 1.1 with Slick, Phantom, you, Da Man, and someone I don't
remember.

>.i think you also won a game sniping
>like a bitch at packs 50' from you, but whatever it was it wasn't enough to
>overshadow yur ass beating.

Someone back me up here.

Sitting inside red base at sterling you don't get to see more than 6 feet in
either direction.

Took 3 minutes for both teams to pull me out, all by my lonesome in there, with
only one person on the outside to help me out (though he was doing a hell of a
job, too).

' Nuff said.

>As for the allstar team- you mention 02 who wasn't even in Vegas...good shit.

My bad. Meant Type O. Nothing but love, O.

>I got marked in the box
>because along with a bad attitude i'm known for my game.

And you're known for being banned from Nats 2. I heard more "Hey isn't that
the guy who's banned?" than "Hey that's skywalker" before the tournament
started.

And apparantly you're known nationwide as a cheesy bitch. I know I've had to
tell quite a few people who've never actually met you that you aren't a total
dickwipe in person. Like I said. It's name recognition.

>while creativity is appreciatd and
>noted, when you're ass backwards wrong you get no points.

Whereas you fall flat on your ass in both catagories.

I'll give this to ya, you've got a sack for trying to step up. Unfortunately,
you don't have the balls to go with it.

Maybe next time.

- Professor Paladin
Only 2 IM windows this time.


SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/7/98
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Paladin-

You bring up a very interesting point about zone- skill vs. covering. You know
what- the most skilled players are those that cover but provide the allusion of
not covering(or in somecases not covering to the point of termination). Let me
tell you now- EVERYONE COVERS AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER. Take for instance some
of the "cleaner" best players in the country: Punisher, Cyber, Karaoke, Slick.
All are respected as clean and fast, but guess what- they cover. Theydon't do
it to the point that you can sit there and cry about itcause it's so blatant,
but they do it more effectively than anyone else while hiding what they're
doing.
First of with Punisher and Slick(they do the same thing)- they are both really
fast, and give the appearence that they are merely dodging shots by merit of
speed, however both use a lot of motion of fire masked by spins and dips. I
would never complain about either one cause i feel they are highly skilled, and
do what they do in a manner that is smooth. Cyber shakes his shoulders when
he's dipping and his arms often cover his chest. he also blocks with his head
when he drops. I consider both moves skilled and consider him the fastest
player in zone, so i don't consider it cheating, however it is covering. Now
Karaoke is a tricky one. I almost thought he was perfectly clean, however i
figured a few out by watcing carefully. When he does his rolling forward dip
and shoots up his arms are tucked at his sides blocking thesensor that recieves
IR from the side, and in the mean time the angle he's at makes the pack
unhittable from a forward shot. your only option is to drop down and fire up
into his chest. He also does a bit of motion of fire, but agins it's the same
as theother three. so fast and smooth that you disregard it even if your laser
hit right on their wrist or forearm.

Puck and i had this convo a week ago. interesting stuff you learn when you pay
close attention.

As for the allstar game- yes it was a popularity contest, which again is wrong,
but in all honesty of the players there; only 4(i'll privately mail that if ya
want) people really didn't belong on there according to their current skill
level, however Fallout is not among them. Also 2 people who for sure should
have made it wern't even at nats(Snoop and Crusader) so i guess someone had to
take the spots.

Now let the melee begin.

Van Smack

SkyBoy UZ

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>Yeah, but we saw where you got your points from.
>
>Got my second 1.1 with Slick, Phantom, you, Da Man, and someone I don't
>remember.
>

I got a point with the following:
Phantom, Tombstone, Slick, Shade, Shadow
top that...(Phantom and Tombstone also got points in that game).


>
>And apparantly you're known nationwide as a cheesy bitch. I know I've had to
>tell quite a few people who've never actually met you that you aren't a total
>dickwipe in person.

Correction: I was known for being a cheesy bitch in Nats96 and now everyone
clings to that when theyhave nothing left to use for smack. If you don't
believe i've cleaned up ask Pun or anyone from Clash...in any case i've not
been buttoned in forever so i really don't care.

>I'll give this to ya, you've got a sack for trying to step up.
>Unfortunately,
>you don't have the balls to go with it.
>

Sorry, my balls are busy being massaged right now, besides i don't need em to
smack your sorry ass...

>
>- Professor Paladin
>Only 2 IM windows this time.
>

<WAH><WAH> too many IMS- can't concentrate<WAH>

whiney bitch

Daddy

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/7/98
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Yes, I'm well aware that most of the "high level" players are those who've
master the art of cheating without being noticed. That's my point exactly, and
that's why I'm learning how to cheat for VB. It's sorta sad that I consider
myself good enough now that to advance to "the next level" of play, it's now
required for me to learn how to cheat effectively.

>Take for instance some
>of the "cleaner" best players in the country: Punisher,

And no offense to John, but I think he's dirty in general. In fact, he's who I
watch when I want to figure out where the arms should go when I need to take a
shot and not get hit.

C'mon John, before you reply, I played you LAST NIGHT. Don't deny that you do
it, confirm that you do it well.

>Puck and i had this convo a week ago. interesting stuff you learn when you
>pay
>close attention.

This is something we've been discussing for years in Sterling. Dates back to
Nats 2, my first tournament. Our standard of play at Sterling is MUCH higher
than that I've seen anywhere else.. we're constantly on each other about dirty
moves and blocked shots (and that's half the reason the rules at NOVA were so
whack) The result is that we never win tournaments, but other teams are
constantly telling us how fun we are to play against. And I was ok with that
up until very recently. Because I want to see just how good I could have been
all this time if I played like "everyone else". It's probably too late for me
to change for VB since I don't get to play very often, but at Nats we'll see
what's what.

>Also 2 people who for sure should
>have made it wern't even at nats(Snoop and Crusader) so i guess someone had
>to
>take the spots.

Uhh.. crusader was there. He got 6 sentinels in the last quads game I played.
I agree with you about snoop though. Sure, email me with who you think should
have been left off.

DrkPaladn0

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Sorry, this is getting really old, but I had to throw this in for you.

>Sorry, my balls are busy being massaged right now, besides i don't need em to
>smack your sorry ass...

You type pretty well one-handed.

EXTREME305

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The Hypocrite,

<<C'mon John, before you reply, I played you LAST NIGHT. Don't deny that you
do it, confirm that you do it well.>>

If you think I play like that in tournies Joe you're not as smart as I give
you credit, as you said yourself Joe you won a game but I wasn't trying, I
wasn't trying at all the other night just playing not out to play clean, just
to play; if you try to lean something from me in regular games you wont learn
much except gimick shots that's it..... Playing clean means one has to pay
attention to how one is playing, which means one also has to respect how the
other person is playing... why would I want to take the time to do that, I was
there just to get in some free games for prac. that's it; there was no
challenge there and no reason to even try, I just wanted to keep my timing up
for on coming tournies.You tried to use some form of the S&S hand hold as
people call it, I suggest you don't try it at VB you'll be buttoned out inside
3 min for covering.... but I really don't care..... When it comes down to it I
can play the full 15 min right next to a GM and not get buttoned most people
can't. Is it possible for people just to play this Game anymore.... All I ever
hear from Sterling players is how this person cheats and that person cheats,
same at Baileys get over it; tournament play is where it's at not BS practice
games and tournament games is the only time it matters to me.

How many people have had GM's come up to you and say you played pretty damn
clean through the whole tourny, well it's happened to me my last 3 tournies
I've played.

If you want to lay your reason's on why you cheat on me go for it, I really
don't care, but what excuse will you come up with when you see people way
dirtier playing you and your cheating isn't working?

~Punisher~
N.O.
T-n-T
~Know your Role~

SkyBoy UZ

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>
>You type pretty well one-handed.
>
> - Dark Paladin -
>-= Sterling Park =-
>

i also anticipated this one-
yah i'm typing one handed...the other one's caressing the back of her head...

sorry joe...nice try, but no..hehe...cigar this time.

Big Poppa Skyboy

DrkPaladn0

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Of the 6-page post, here are the highlights.

>If you think I play like that in tournies Joe you're not as smart as I give
>you credit, as you said yourself Joe you won a game but I wasn't trying,

I know exactly how you play in tournaments. I'm not so dumb that I don't watch
the people who score the highest.

>Playing clean means one has to pay
>attention to how one is playing, which means one also has to respect how the
>other person is playing... why would I want to take the time to do that, I
>was
>there just to get in some free games for prac. that's it;

Ok then, that's how you play. You don't play clean without making a conscious
effort. I, on the other hand, am the other way around. At sterling we've been
playing clean so long it's a conscious effort to cover. In our practice games
where we're just fucking around, since there's no reason to bullshit and cover
with each other, a lot of us don't (yeah there are exceptions of course). So
when I see you casually leaning up against a wall, arms firmly locked in
position, I just wonder why you're bothering.

> Is it possible for people just to play this Game anymore..

I apologize, you'll have to realize that the games I played the other night
were the first since NOVA, with the exception of one week of leagues. So I
intended to practice a little and try not to let my timing go completely to
hell before I get to play again. So the standard-solos I did take pretty
seriously.

> How many people have had GM's come up to you and say you played pretty damn
>clean through the whole tourny, well it's happened to me my last 3 tournies
>I've played.

I haven't come back from a tournament yet without players and usually a few GMs
saying something to that extent. Even when I was on Nightbreed at VB3 and Nats
'98 a lot of people told us we were a lot of fun to play against.

blah blah blah

Don't take everything so personally, John.

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 8, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/8/98
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>i also anticipated this one-
>yah i'm typing one handed...the other one's caressing the back of her head...
>
>sorry joe...nice try, but no..hehe...cigar this time.

Interesting.

You said you had her "on the weekends".

It's Tuesday afternoon, my friend.

Busted doing the knuckle-shuffle.

SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 8, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/8/98
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Joe-
your response is comming on a tuesday afternoon. My post however was made on
Monday, which(since i don't have any class or work) i consider part of my
weekend.
:-)

Who's Next?

Van Smack

EXTREME305

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Dec 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/9/98
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<<So when I see you casually leaning up against a wall, arms firmly locked in
position, I just wonder why you're bothering. >>

Plan and simple timing.....

<<I, on the other hand, am the other way around. At sterling we've been
playing clean so long it's a conscious effort to cover. >>

If this is true why does your teammates always come out bitching about it
about eachother... not smack just an observation.

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/9/98
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> If this is true why does your teammates always come out bitching about it
>about eachother... not smack just an observation.

Because we've played the same way for so long, when someone starts doing moves
that put arms in the way or something, everyone complains about it.

A while ago, when Aftermath was formed, we all sat down and agreed that in
order for the second-tier sterling RPs to learn how to play worth a damn, there
had to be some sort of example, and those of us who could play without cheating
decided to do so. So when someone doesn't uphold that standard, a few people
get irritated. Plus, most of us just think it's more fun to play clean and be
able to hit what you're shooting at rather than have to play around arm.

Yeah, there's a lot of bitching at sterling. Never will deny that. But you
can't deny that overall, we're a very clean team and a clean site in general.

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/9/98
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>Joe-
>your response is comming on a tuesday afternoon. My post however was made on
>Monday, which(since i don't have any class or work) i consider part of my
>weekend.

Your post was made either at 10:10am on Tuesday morning or 10:10pm on Monday
night.

Rather weak response all-in-all, sky. I was hoping for something witty, not a
Clinton-esque legality.

EXTREME305

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Dec 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/9/98
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<<But you can't deny that overall, we're a very clean team and a clean site in
general.>>

Every team has 2 or 3 people yours is no exception, but it's only people that
do it on purpose that are irritating....

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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>Every team has 2 or 3 people yours is no exception, but it's only people that
>do it on purpose that are irritating....

I wouldn't even go so far as to say we have "2 or 3". One, maybe, and I know
exactly who you're talking about.

And I'm sure everyone else has a good guess heh.

SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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Joe-
10pm monday nightEST
as in 7pm Monday night for me...still the weekend.


in anycase yur joke was weak and anticipated in the first place. it merited
nothing more than something equally quick and weak.

if you ever came at me with something good you'd get a good response, but at
this point i doubt even great smack from you would inspire me to smack anyways
because you've really become disappointing all together.
i think i'm going back to just not responding to you and letting clean handle
you. that seemed a lot more entertaining.

speed...@hotmail.com

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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In article <19981207193743...@ng-cb1.aol.com>,
extre...@aol.com (EXTREME305) wrote:

> If you want to lay your reason's on why you cheat on me go for it, I really
> don't care, but what excuse will you come up with when you see people way
> dirtier playing you and your cheating isn't working?
>

> ~Punisher~
> N.O.
> T-n-T
> ~Know your Role~
>

I cheat cuz i am just not that good.....There i said it... booo hooo hooo
j/k
--
lOtS oF lOvE
sEaN
~sPeEdY~g~
NiGhTbReEd EtErNaL

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speed...@hotmail.com

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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In article <19981208190602...@ng98.aol.com>,
extre...@aol.com (EXTREME305) wrote:

> <<I, on the other hand, am the other way around. At sterling we've been
> playing clean so long it's a conscious effort to cover. >>
>

> If this is true why does your teammates always come out bitching about it
> about eachother... not smack just an observation.
>

> ~Punisher~
> N.O.
> T-n-T
> ~Know your Role~
>

i dont know Lance is a dirty little @#@$#...who couldn't win a birthday party
game and isn't he from sterling....not smack just an observation.
j/k
:)

FLLNANGL9

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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Sky vs. DP smack war...blah blah blah blah blah...AWWWWWWW chatta fukup
already!!!!!

>>giggles<< Just teasing.....you know i love you guys......no...really.....

<3 & kisses,

Merr...@concentric.net

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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WHO THE FUCK'S HEAD IS THAT?! I KNOW IT'S NOT MINE!!! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
Again?!
~*no doubt*~
...WhateveR...

SkyBoy UZ wrote:

> i also anticipated this one-
> yah i'm typing one handed...the other one's caressing the back of her head...
>
> sorry joe...nice try, but no..hehe...cigar this time.
>

> Big Poppa Skyboy


SkyBoy UZ

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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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chill sweetie-

it was a joke


Big Jackass Skyboy <-----sometimes forgets the woman reads the fucking
group......i'm not safe in my zone, i'm not safe in my NG, and she goes to
Rocky too!!!!!!!!!
:-) <smooch>


FLLNANGL9

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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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>WHO THE FUCK'S HEAD IS THAT?! I KNOW IT'S NOT MINE!!! ARE YOU CHEATING ON
>ME?!
>Again?!
>~*no doubt*~
>...WhateveR...

LMAO!!!!!!!!! BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

giggle

<3,

speed...@hotmail.com

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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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In article <19981209190959...@ng40.aol.com>,
drkpa...@aol.comnospam (DrkPaladn0) wrote:

> I wouldn't even go so far as to say we have "2 or 3". One, maybe, and I know
> exactly who you're talking about.
>
> And I'm sure everyone else has a good guess heh.
>
> - Dark Paladin -
> -= Sterling Park =-
>

ITS LANCE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!:)

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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>if you ever came at me with something good you'd get a good response,

The public beating you just received proves otherwise. It proves that when
anyone comes at you with something really good, you say "This is getting
boring" and don't bother to respond to it.

>but at
>this point i doubt even great smack from you would inspire me to smack
>anyways
>because you've really become disappointing all together.

Case in point.

>i think i'm going back to just not responding to you and letting clean handle
>you. that seemed a lot more entertaining.

Good, because clean's "You got negatives!!" were, though repetitive and
uninspiring, clearly superior to your constant cop-outs and Clinton-esque
"definition of the weekend".

Yes, do be quiet. Because I told you to.

In fact, please don't embarass yourself further by responding. You're only
going to pick out one sentence to respond to anyway and it'll probably be "Case
in point."

DrkPaladn0

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Dec 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/11/98
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>WHO THE FUCK'S HEAD IS THAT?! I KNOW IT'S NOT MINE!!! ARE YOU CHEATING ON
>ME?!
>Again?!
>~*no doubt*~

Sky got beaten down once and for all.

Hehe.

Kick ass.

Merr...@concentric.net

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Dec 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/12/98
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Is that such a bad thing? ;)
~*no doubt*~
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