Gleshna is deceased
MickJEvans
I added Gleshna to my AOL buddy list yesterday and came across him at noon, or
so I thought. Turns out it was his son. I had the following conversation with
him as detailed below and now I don't know what to think. I've had 4 kayaking
friends and a running newsgroup buddy die in the last 5 years, and now this. It
really sucks..............................
Mick Evans
Details of brief chat ::
MickJEvans: Bob - The alt.surfing mob seems to be wondering where you're
at these days.................Mick
Gleshna: You are think of my father. He used to have this account.
MickJEvans: Oh - I see, oh well - tell him we miss him.......Mick
Gleshna: He died two months ago in a surfing accident. He was surfing
some special wave and was wiped out into a set of pilings.
MickJEvans: Oh my God - I'm sorry- I had no idea. My condolences to your
family
Mick
Gleshna: Thanks.
MickJEvans: You're welcome.......bye
Tauras
MickJEvans wrote in message <19981118154802...@ng119.aol.com>...
>snip<
>Mick Evans
>
>Details of brief chat ::
>MickJEvans: Bob - The alt.surfing mob seems to be wondering where you're
>at these days.................Mick
> Gleshna: You are think of my father. He used to have this account.
> MickJEvans: Oh - I see, oh well - tell him we miss him.......Mick
> Gleshna: He died two months ago in a surfing accident. He was surfing
>some special wave and was wiped out into a set of pilings.
> MickJEvans: Oh my God - I'm sorry- I had no idea. My condolences to your
>family
>Mick
> Gleshna: Thanks.
> MickJEvans: You're welcome.......bye
then his ghost must be posting in rec.windsurfing cause this sure sounds
like him but two days ago ;')
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From: gle...@aol.com (Gleshna)
Newsgroups: rec.windsurfing
Subject: Re: Calf cramps
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>
>Has anyone else had problems with muscle cramps in their calves
>when windsurfing. My lead leg calf muscle cramps up so bad that
>I have to jump off and try to stretch it out. It doesn't seem to
>work though, and I often have to quit for the day.
>
>Does anyone have any suggestions???
My $.02:
I have had this problem. The first answer is usually to eat bananas for the
potassium.
I tried to solved it for myself by working my calf strength during my
preseason. But what really seem to solve it, was when I repostioned my back
foot strap forward about two inches.
I have not had the problem since repositioning my rear straps; however, my
calves are stronger, too, from new activities like naut, basketball, and
more
running.
Luck,
Bob
Degabaa Systems Inc
although this is bad, i think he is still around and pulling a prank on you
Eric
remember one of Bob's threads involving something about surfing around pilings. And
has it really been two months since Bob said adios ?
Say it ain't so. rip.
MickJEvans wrote:
> FUCK !!
> I added Gleshna to my AOL buddy list yesterday and came across him at noon, or
> so I thought. Turns out it was his son. I had the following conversation with
> him as detailed below and now I don't know what to think. I've had 4 kayaking
> friends and a running newsgroup buddy die in the last 5 years, and now this. It
> really sucks..............................
>
MickJEvans
>> And has it really been two months since Bob said adios ?
I think his last post to alt.surfing was October 11th. You know, I'm awfully
gullible sometimes, but this "buddy chat" felt real and I have posted it
verbatim. I guess it's up to each one of us to decide what to do with it. If
it's a prank, then please don't anyone else do any thing like this again, some
things you don't joke about - I still feel like I've been kicked in the
stomach......................
Mick Evans
SurffOhio
>If
>it's a prank, then please don't anyone else do any thing like this again,
>some
>things you don't joke about - I still feel like I've been kicked in the
>stomach......................
You just have accept things as true until you find out different, I suppose. We
can't all play internet Dick Tracy. You have always seemed like a nice guy,
Mick. Just stay that way and keep on postin.
Surff
Eric
Now what about the " payoff " ? You have me hangin. I mean, so far, that story has
*desperation* plastered all over it. Maybe you have writer's block. Would another
bottle of rum bring it all back for ya ?
E
MV24fps wrote:
> >I've had 4 kayaking
> >friends and a running newsgroup buddy die in the last 5 years, and now this.
> >It
> >really sucks........................
>
> Well, then. Bob's son is named Bob and the the "young" Bob sounds quite like
> the old one.
>
> Go to dejanews and check some of these out. They are classic Bob..
>
> 26. 98/11/17 024 Re: Ackronymns k12.ed.special Gleshna
>
> 27. 98/11/17 024 Re: Accident JTree on Saturd rec.climbing Gleshna
>
> 28. 98/11/17 024 Easier multiple twists rec.sport.skating.ice Gleshna
>
> 29. 98/11/17 024 Re: You are all posors! rec.skiing.alpine Hollywood
> Horva
> 30. 98/11/17 024 Re: You are all posors! rec.skiing.alpine Gleshna
>
> 31. 98/11/16 024 Re: You are all posors! rec.skiing.alpine Gleshna
>
> 32. 98/11/16 024 Re: IM getting FAT AGAIN (he alt.sport.weightlifti Gleshna
>
> 33. 98/11/16 024 When is the next gymnastics alt.sports.gymnastics Gleshna
>
> 34. 98/11/16 024 Re: Ski technique question, rec.skiing.alpine Hugh
> Grierson
> 35. 98/11/16 024 Re: You are all posors! rec.skiing.alpine Snowgod34
>
> 36. 98/11/16 024 Re: Dumbell exercises for le alt.sport.weightlifti Gleshna
>
> 37. 98/11/16 024 Re: Assessing for dyslexia - alt.support.learning- Alan
> Challoner
> 38. 98/11/16 024 Re: training alone alt.sport.weightlifti Gleshna
>
> 39. 98/11/16 024 Re: Assessing for dyslexia - alt.support.learning- Gleshna
>
> 40. 98/11/16 024 Re: Use of Video Recorders f rec.sport.skating.ice Gleshna
>
> 41. 98/11/16 024 Re: Carve? Cruise? rec.skiing.alpine Gleshna
>
> 42. 98/11/16 024 Re: Goofy or regular? rec.skiing.snowboard Gleshna
>
> 43. 98/11/16 024 Re: Walking backwards rec.windsurfing Gleshna
>
> 44. 98/11/16 024 Re: Indoor climbing rec.climbing Gleshna
>
> 45. 98/11/16 024 Re: Does Dick Button Read Th rec.sport.skating.ice Gleshna
>
> 46. 98/11/16 024 Re: Use of Video Recorders f rec.sport.skating.ice Gleshna
>
> 47. 98/11/16 024 Re: Radios for backcountry? rec.skiing.backcountr Andrew
> McLean
> 48. 98/11/16 024 Re: Half Loop Free Leg? rec.sport.skating.ice Gleshna
>
> 49. 98/11/16 024 Re: Thin but no muscle misc.fitness.aerobic Gleshna
>
> 50. 98/11/15 024 Re: You are all posors! rec.skiing.alpine Gleshna
>
>
> Gamivia Duke, Esq.
> Los Angeles Kelp Patrol
>
> "I want to be more like the Ocean,
> No Talking, man, All action"
> Jane's Addiction
WillDaBeast
Degabaa Systems Inc wrote:
> ahhhhhhhh a mystery!
>
> although this is bad, i think he is still around and pulling a prank on you
>
> Tauras wrote:
>
> > MickJEvans wrote in message <19981118154802...@ng119.aol.com>...
> > >snip<
> > >Mick Evans
> > >
> > >Details of brief chat ::
> > >MickJEvans: Bob - The alt.surfing mob seems to be wondering where you're
> > >at these days.................Mick
> > > Gleshna: You are think of my father. He used to have this account.
> > > MickJEvans: Oh - I see, oh well - tell him we miss him.......Mick
> > > Gleshna: He died two months ago in a surfing accident. He was surfing
> > >some special wave and was wiped out into a set of pilings.
> > > MickJEvans: Oh my God - I'm sorry- I had no idea. My condolences to your
> > >family
> > >Mick
> > > Gleshna: Thanks.
> > > MickJEvans: You're welcome.......bye
> >
Doc
Ninth...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
<72vn7s$1eu$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <19981118162626...@ng108.aol.com>,
> mickj...@aol.com (MickJEvans) wrote:
>> EGOSURF posts ::
>>
>> >> And has it really been two months since Bob said adios ?
>>
>>
>
>decoys in a circle..
>
Then inflates them with helium, activates their shark radar and......
HoDad
>
> Ok, Surff. Bob's dead.
Well, it's merciful news. He's been brain dead for years.
--
HoDad
Ninth...@my-dejanews.com
mickj...@aol.com (MickJEvans) wrote:
> EGOSURF posts ::
>
> >> And has it really been two months since Bob said adios ?
>
>
How about a ceremony where everybody paddles out and places their shark
decoys in a circle..
--
"You need commitment on the takeoff, a solid bottom
turn, and the confidence to see it through to tthe end."
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
SurffOhio
>Ok, Surff. Bob's dead.
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. I guess I'll have to break the news to the wife
and kids.
Surff
MickJEvans
>You just have accept things as true until you find out different, I suppose.
We
>can't all play internet Dick Tracy. You have always seemed like a nice guy,
>Mick. Just stay that way and keep on postin.
Thanks for saying that Surff
You know, this is a funny little newsgroup. I belong to a running group
on Compuserve about the same size as this one with a small band of regulars who
know each other well. About 2 years ago the daughter of one of the regulars
posted a message announcing the death of her father, a newsgroup regular. The
response from the rest of the newsgroup was immediate - condolences to the
family, tales of 3D meetings at races, and memories of posts and advice he had
offered. Some of the group even attended his funeral - the family posted to the
group several times with messages of gratitude. I do not remember a single post
from anyone questioning wether he really died, it was true and we accepted it
as such.
Not so with this group - I don't blame you all for being skeptical, I
guess I'm becoming so too. What it says about this group I'm not sure - if the
people hanging out here aren't real, what's the point ??
Sorry for the diatribe
Mick Evans
SURFGEO
>guess I'm becoming so too. What it says about this group I'm not sure - if
>the
>people hanging out here aren't real, what's the point ??
>
>Sorry for the diatr
well, i think he is alive and thriving. his family knew (oops, i mean "
knows") how he dwelved in the newsgroup scene, and i think they would have told
us if he really died. plus i am sure he gets plenty of behind the scenes
e-mail like the rest of us, and someone would have been told. and again, i
doubt his son would use his screen name, trust me. i have kids, they insist on
their own identity, especially on aol.
bob just saw a great opportunity to start a messy ball of yarn and he took it,
way to go bob!
of course, if it is true, i will feel like a total heel.
surfgeo
pics at http://members.aol.com/surfgeo/page
remove ndatube to reply
jb
> Surff writes ::
>
> >You just have accept things as true until you find out different, I suppose.
> We
> >can't all play internet Dick Tracy. You have always seemed like a nice guy,
> >Mick. Just stay that way and keep on postin.
>
> Thanks for saying that Surff
> You know, this is a funny little newsgroup. I belong to a running group
> on Compuserve about the same size as this one with a small band of regulars who
> know each other well. About 2 years ago the daughter of one of the regulars
> posted a message announcing the death of her father, a newsgroup regular. The
> response from the rest of the newsgroup was immediate - condolences to the
> family, tales of 3D meetings at races, and memories of posts and advice he had
> offered. Some of the group even attended his funeral - the family posted to the
> group several times with messages of gratitude. I do not remember a single post
> from anyone questioning wether he really died, it was true and we accepted it
> as such.
> guess I'm becoming so too. What it says about this group I'm not sure - if the
>
Jesus freakin' Christ, Mick! Go to Deja News' Interest Finder and
type in Gle...@aol.com. Bob is alive and well. And don't get
stupid on me by saying that it is his son making 100 post per day to
20 different newgroups.
What it says about this group is that we are more technically advanced
that your Compuserve counter parts.
Let's see: Bob "dies" and WhirlaWhip shows up, Bob and WhiralaWhip
both use AOL. Bob still posts in other newsgroups but not
alt.surfing. WhirlAwhip posts in alt.surfing but not in other
newsgroups.
- jb
mike
>Bt the way: How did his son get his sign on password? And it would be very
>weird to use your dead fathers internet account? And post in his usual
style.
Instinct maybe?
Chalk one up for nature in the nature vs. nurture debate ;-)
>I get it now: Bob dies, his son gets on his AOL account and starts posting
>ideas for new gymnastic moves on alt.gymnist.
I liked Bob's posts, even the thread where he insisted that just about
everybody who replied was a racist. Around that time he seemed to have lost
focus and his posts became more convoluted and bizarre. As he seemed to
enjoy handiwork, perhaps he took up making hats using old world techniques,
thus explaining his descent into the world of offshore hot showers and shark
scarecrows. Regardless, he was a unique character and I miss his posts.
Peace,
mike
robt
>
>Jesus freakin' Christ, Mick! Go to Deja News' Interest Finder and
>type in Gle...@aol.com. Bob is alive and well. And don't get
>stupid on me by saying that it is his son making 100 post per day to
>20 different newgroups.
>
>What it says about this group is that we are more technically advanced
>that your Compuserve counter parts.
>
I agree, Bob has "diarrhea keyboard fingers" but with essentially not much
pre-thought.
Bob is not dead, but where he is at now is just as good!
Died on a "special wave" give me a break!
gpas...@my-dejanews.com
mickj...@aol.com (MickJEvans) wrote:
> Not so with this group - I don't blame you all for being skeptical, I
> guess I'm becoming so too. What it says about this group I'm not sure - if the
Yeah, it's not really feasible to "connect" and establish a rapport and
relationship with all the personalities in alt.surfing as lots are fake.
Then again there are many that are real.
But lots of us are also net savvy and can figure out from the evidence that
Bob truly wasn't dead as he had continued to post elsewhere. So we weren't
being unsympathetic, we just saw that he was pulling your leg.
Gioni
mike
<19981119104158...@ng78.aol.com>...
>>From: "mike" <mlie...@ucla.edu>
>
>>>I get it now: Bob dies, his son gets on his AOL account and starts
posting
>>>ideas for new gymnastic moves on alt.gymnist.
>>
>>I liked Bob's posts, even the thread where he insisted that just about
>>everybody who replied was a racist. Around that time he seemed to have
lost
>
>
>MV24fps looks around and screams into the air, "Am I the only sane one
here?"
>The only other sane post I saw on this subject was JB's. When I think about
it,
>this is the most insane thread I have seen in a while (Well, maybe the
>alt.surfing vote but that's another matter)
>
>Everyone liked Bob. He was the group idiot. Someone said he was like their
old
>retarded grandfather. True on all counts.
>
>But Bob is not dead! So don't take my text, highlight it and talk like he
is
>dead or how much you liked him.:-)
Sheesh Gamivia. Perhaps you missed the psycho-babble and "mad as a hatter"
sarcasm. Of course Bob isn't dead....shit, he'll probably outlive all of
us! But yes, you are correct, you and jb are are the only sane ones here.
Peace,
mike
"One out of ten people suffer from insanity; the other nine of us enjoy it"
SurffOhio
>Let's see: Bob "dies" and WhirlaWhip shows up, Bob and WhiralaWhip
>both use AOL. Bob still posts in other newsgroups but not
>alt.surfing. WhirlAwhip posts in alt.surfing but not in other
>newsgroups.
>
>
I question that Bob could be creative enough to be Whirlawhip.
However, could be. In a way your post makes good sense. Then, a lot of things
"could be" on the internet. That was my point to Mick, this is the last place
to search for truth. So, if you get burned by it, don't sweat it.
Look at Garmivia and SurfGeo's reply to "waterworks" re: Jose Borrero. The
truth was right there in waterworks post and they didn't see it. SurfGeo went
off on one of his long gutteral posts for nothing.
How do you know that I don't live in Florida full time, richer than God, and
own part of a small island in the Bahamas with a primo beach break? It wouldn't
be news to broadcast, now would it?
Surff
Degabaa Systems Inc
Why not pay tribute by remembering our personal favorite posts of his.
Looks like everyone's so far has been the shark scarecrow thing but my fav
has to be the one about riding a foam blank w/the same performance as any other
board
RD
mike
>Sheesh, Mike. Perhaps you missed the smiley at the end of my sentence.
Perhaps
>you should go look at it again.
Whoops. Sorry Gamivia. My excuse is that I am not taking the news of Bob's
untimely death very good and I'm still a bit punchy. Time will heal that
wound.
Peace,
mike
SurffOhio
>Whoops. Sorry Gamivia. My excuse is that I am not taking the news of Bob's
>untimely death very good and I'm still a bit punchy. Time will heal that
>wound.
>
>
I feel the same way, Garmivia. Bob's demise has bothered me also.
No matter what everyone said about him, I thought he was a good guy. I hate to
see that he has passed away.
Surff
SURFGEO
>
>No matter what everyone said about him, I thought he was a good guy. I hate
>to
>see that he has passed away.
>
and you are being serious here.
surff, go set up your little "the doctor is in" booth in front of a mirror, you
need help.
how long has it been since you soaked your pink speedos in salt water? first
it was "spanish house is a high tide break and it very rarely tubes", and now
this. we should all be worried about surff here, he needs help soon.
foon, you are the closest, but i know you are in tampa today meeting eric and
the newly engaged fergy. as soon as you get back you have work to do.
mike
>Mike wrote:
>
>>Whoops. Sorry Gamivia. My excuse is that I am not taking the news of
Bob's
>>untimely death very good and I'm still a bit punchy. Time will heal that
>>wound.
>
>
>No matter what everyone said about him, I thought he was a good guy. I hate
to
>see that he has passed away.
>
You're a naughty boy Surff. No new board in your stocking this year.
Peace,
mike
Tim
> Mike wrote:
>
> >Whoops. Sorry Gamivia. My excuse is that I am not taking the news of Bob's
> >untimely death very good and I'm still a bit punchy. Time will heal that
> >wound.
> >
> >
>
> I feel the same way, Garmivia. Bob's demise has bothered me also.
>
> No matter what everyone said about him, I thought he was a good guy. I hate to
> see that he has passed away.
Don't worry, Surff, Bob's memory will live on in the clever idea
usenet posting robots that he created shortly before his sad and
untimely death. It has a permanent line to aol and an unlimited
number of accounts, posting more or less continuously, or so I've
heard, althought this fact is difficult to detect, as, rather
strangely, all of them are Gle...@aol.com.
Why else would I have seen just yesterday the magnificent post "Use of
video recorders for dyslexic gymnasts while practising multiple-twist
ski technique on a windsurfer"?
What a wonderful tribute to a life that we should all be grateful for.
Bob lives on! He has touched us all.
~ Tim
Doc
Tim wrote in message <365869d0...@news.netkonect.co.uk>...
<sharkbit>
>What a wonderful tribute to a life that we should all be grateful for.
>Bob lives on! He has touched us all.
>
>~ Tim
Uhm- 'touched', or as we say in New England: 'tetched' is just about the
word I'd use.
Doc
Eric
gpas...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> In article <19981118230856...@ng64.aol.com>,
> mickj...@aol.com (MickJEvans) wrote:
> > Not so with this group - I don't blame you all for being skeptical, I
> > guess I'm becoming so too. What it says about this group I'm not sure - if the
> > people hanging out here aren't real, what's the point ??
>
> Yeah, it's not really feasible to "connect" and establish a rapport and
> relationship with all the personalities in alt.surfing as lots are fake.
> Then again there are many that are real.
>
I have met the Foon and John Ferg and they are real. I even verified Foons
status by his Melanoma Alert bracelet.
I am sure the story will follow.
E
> But lots of us are also net savvy and can figure out from the evidence that
> Bob truly wasn't dead as he had continued to post elsewhere. So we weren't
> being unsympathetic, we just saw that he was pulling your leg.
Bob the prankster. Come on back Bob, don't you see the love, man ?
Eric
Ninth...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> In article <19981118162626...@ng108.aol.com>,
> mickj...@aol.com (MickJEvans) wrote:
> > EGOSURF posts ::
> >
> > >> And has it really been two months since Bob said adios ?
> >
> >
>
> How about a ceremony where everybody paddles out and places their shark
> decoys in a circle..
>
( just fell out of my chair ! lol )
> --
> "You need commitment on the takeoff, a solid bottom
> turn, and the confidence to see it through to tthe end."
>
SurffOhio
>You're a naughty boy Surff. No new board in your stocking this year.
>
>Peace,
>mike
I was just trying to tease my sweet Ba Boo, Garmivia.
Surff
SurfGeo....."The Doctor is Way Out!" :-)
SurffOhio
>Don't worry, Surff. I'm really a doctor. I have >a prescription for you: Get
out
>of Ohio on the private jet and get to Florida at >once.
Thanks, Doc. I should be in NSB next Friday.
> That or maybe you are fearing another
>OSU choke job against Michigan this weekend.
The choke job is a given.
What I would like to know is how UM got 10.5 points. Unbelievable.
Surff
"The Doctor is Way Out"
johnw
>
> MV24fps looks around and screams into the air, "Am I the only sane one here?"
Hey Gamivia, maybe you *are* the only sane one here! ;-)
I liked Bob, always have, but of course you don't have to. Bob was but
one ingredient in this complex and tasty stew called alt.surfing. Bob
loves the water. He will surf at all costs. He may come up with some
doozies, but you have to admit, the man isn't afraid to throw an idea
out there for us to chomp on. Can you imagine sitting in the lineup with
the guy? Talk about whiling away the time during the lulls! I'm not
going to try to change your opinion, you're entitled to it, but Bob is a
unique character. Alt.surfing is incrementally more homogenized without
him.
Bob, come back, some people miss you!!!! And bring your damn scarecrow
too!
-johnw
johnw
>
> >From: surf...@aol.com (SurffOhio)
>
> >I feel the same way, Garmivia. Bob's demise has bothered me also.
>
I think Surff should hit the medicine tube.
SURFGEO
>
>How about my idea to drop in on Bob over at his new newsgroups. Use your
>contacts. Round up the boys. There's chaos to be had.
>
thats it! we all crash the party at alt.gymnastics and relate our experiences
with bob and repost some old stuff, kinda like the old "its your life" shows.
the members of the other group wont know what hit them. its almost like a
frtaernity "panty raid" if we go in mass force! too bad jb and carson will be
gone, they would surely have their heads spinning
SURFGEO
>into
>his new newsgroups to say hello? What kind of chaos might that cause? Even if
>only a dozen alt.surfers dropped by. Anyone in?
>
like my other post said, i am in. i will repost "search for gleshna"
Eric
MV24fps wrote:
> >From: surf...@aol.com (SurffOhio)
>
> >I was just trying to tease my sweet Ba Boo, Garmivia.
> >
> >Surff
>
> Surff,
>
> How about my idea to drop in on Bob over at his new newsgroups. Use your
> contacts. Round up the boys. There's chaos to be had.
sounds good. everyone get suited up. Scarecrow...check windmill...roger.
offshower hot water shower...check
> Gamivia Duke, Esq.
> Los Angeles Kelp Patrol
>
> "I want to be more like the Ocean,
> No Talking, man, All action"
> Jane's Addiction
robt
MV24fps wrote in message <19981119104158...@ng78.aol.com>...
>>From: "mike" <mlie...@ucla.edu>
>
>>>I get it now: Bob dies, his son gets on his AOL account and starts
posting
>>>ideas for new gymnastic moves on alt.gymnist.
>>
>>I liked Bob's posts, even the thread where he insisted that just about
>>everybody who replied was a racist. Around that time he seemed to have
lost
>
><snipped>
>
here?"
it,
>this is the most insane thread I have seen in a while (Well, maybe the
>alt.surfing vote but that's another matter)
>
>Everyone liked Bob. He was the "group" idiot.
I think his scope was more metropolitan, provincial or state-encompassing.
Tauras
BiankaBon wrote in message <19981119233229...@ng-fr1.aol.com>...
>> I am going to give you the privilege of
>>getting busy with my love gator.
>
>A love gator! Missy, I am so jealous!
You should be... around here here he's known as the toothless wonder... all
ascii, and no bite, guess that works for some ;)
Tauras
http://www.slonrt.org/~tsulaiti/
WillDaBeast
Whip It32 wrote:
> >Well ya see...there are some people who have seen the picks that show I'm NO
> >Bob of any kind :o) I'm not particularly worried about it.
> >
>
> I was kidding.....I don't know exactly what you were saying but I was kidding,
> sorry if I caused any confusion, and to all the people in alt.surf, did you
> know gymnastics is one of the hardest, if not THE hardest sport in the World?
> Men's Health did an article about it and they conclude Men's gymnastics is the
> hardest sport in the world, I don't know where women's comes in at but surfing
> was not in top 10, unless you count it as swimming.
>
> Kevin McMahon
> "Ah ha, hush that fuss, everyone move to the back of the bus..." Outkast
> Some people have it, some don't.
> Everyone is gifted, some just open their presents sooner than others.
> Be prepared....web page under construction....Jan 1--oh yeah
Lemming Wear®
>
> On 20 Nov 1998 02:45:41 GMT, bian...@aol.comhahahaQ (BiankaBon)
> wrote:
> > Hey...I just rolled over to check out you guys here in alt.surfing..I am a
> > regular in alt.sport.gymnastics. You want Bob? TAKE HIM BACK! :)
> >
> > ~*Bianka~*
> >
>
> Houston, we have a problem ...
>
no shit. I leave the Ng for 3 days and you pantywastes
go on a Bobathon in alt.sports.gymnastics. Hell, look
at the handles; LuvJazzBoo, what the fuck is that?
BiankaBon??? bellaRinky??? binkycupcakes??? How
about something ominous and dignified like;
Lemming WearŽ ?
Wake up IDIOTS! Has it occurred to anybody that these
are just dumpy Fat cross-dressing old men?
you're all a little light. I think you need some time
with me in the weight room and then the high seas
Yuppies
jb
> >From: johnw <jw...@tiac.net>
>
> >I liked Bob, always have, but of course you don't have to. Bob was but
> >one ingredient in this complex
>
>
> Actually, that would be a great idea. Can you imagine if everyone dropped into
> his new newsgroups to say hello? What kind of chaos might that cause? Even if
> only a dozen alt.surfers dropped by. Anyone in?
>
Last in is a rotten egg. I am headin't to alt.gymnist now! See ya
there, Skipper!
- jb
SURFGEO
>there, Skipper!
>
>- jb
its alt.sports.gymnastics
hurry! someone get in there and keep jb away from those cute, innocent little
girls! he probably sewed on extra belt loops for this!
BiankaBon
regular in alt.sport.gymnastics. You want Bob? TAKE HIM BACK! :)
~*Bianka~*
"We chose each other, you acted like you chose me.
They oppose you, they oppose me. Double cross you?
They gotta triple cross me..."
jb
> >Last in is a rotten egg. I am headin't to alt.gymnist now! See ya
> >there, Skipper!
> >
> >- jb
>
> its alt.sports.gymnastics
>
> hurry! someone get in there and keep jb away from those cute, innocent little
> girls! he probably sewed on extra belt loops for this!
> surfgeo
Now that you bring it up SurfGeo, I did go into
alt.sports.young.girls.gymnastics.nudes and I see why Gleshna bailed
this group. Jesus freakin' Christ, did ya see the binaries in that
group. Whoooo. I lost my connection. My WhirlyWhip was out of
control.
- jb
MickJEvans
>> sounds good. everyone get suited up. Scarecrow...check windmill...roger.
offshower hot water shower...check <<
ROTFL - just when I was whining about this group you guys start planning a
panty raid. Remember though, you all laughed me back in the 70's when I
started the rumors about EPre...@Graceland.com and he never came back to
alt.surfing did he ??
Mick Evans
jb
wrote:
> regular in alt.sport.gymnastics. You want Bob? TAKE HIM BACK! :)
>
> ~*Bianka~*
>
Houston, we have a problem ...
Gleshna is WhirlaWhip, is Bob, is bian...@aol.comhahahaQ
Will the real Cybil please step forward.
- jb (200lbs on unrelenting earth-grovling surf muscle)
GymnGDoll
Bob is NOT dead. He's been postin in ASG for over a year on the same AOL SN,
no change in writing...y'all musta REALLY pissed him off to make him run away
and hide LOL..
:::wipes away tears of laughter and wanders back to ASG:::
~*~Missy~*~
*~*Badgers to the Rose Bowl!*~*
"The moment I let go of it, was the moment I got more than I could handle..."
jb
> OMG, stop you guys I am DYING laughing!! Let me help you out here...
>
> Bob is NOT dead. He's been postin in ASG for over a year on the same AOL SN,
> no change in writing...y'all musta REALLY pissed him off to make him run away
> and hide LOL..
> :::wipes away tears of laughter and wanders back to ASG:::
>
> ~*~Missy~*~
Well little Missy, it's about time you wandered into alt.surfing from
the little prissy at.gym group. I am jb, grab my belt loop and let me
show you around the place. I am going to give you the privilege of
getting busy with my love gator.
- jb (200lbs of hardcore love thunder)
GymnGDoll
the little prissy at.gym group. I am jb, grab my belt loop and let me
show you around the place. I am going to give you the privilege of
getting busy with my love gator. >>>>>
Ready, GO!
BiankaBon
>getting busy with my love gator.
A love gator! Missy, I am so jealous!
~*Bianka~*
SurffOhio
>What a wonderful tribute to a life that we should all be grateful for.
>Bob lives on! He has touched us all.
>
>
Bob is a nut!
Surff
jb
> Well little Missy, it's about time you wandered into alt.surfing from
> the little prissy at.gym group. I am jb, grab my belt loop and let me
> getting busy with my love gator. >>>>>
>
>
> ~*~Missy~*~
I'd take you up on it but you are Gleshna. That don't work for me,
honey. SurfGeo on the other hand is easily fooled.
- jb
GymnGDoll
honey. SurfGeo on the other hand is easily fooled.>>>>>>
I am SO not!! Bob and I constantly argue about gymn stuff...all I need now is
an identity crisis LOL
Whip It32
ASG!!
GymnGDoll
ASG!!>>>>
Well ya see...there are some people who have seen the picks that show I'm NO
Bob of any kind :o) I'm not particularly worried about it.
Whip It32
>Bob of any kind :o) I'm not particularly worried about it.
>
I was kidding.....I don't know exactly what you were saying but I was kidding,
sorry if I caused any confusion, and to all the people in alt.surf, did you
know gymnastics is one of the hardest, if not THE hardest sport in the World?
Men's Health did an article about it and they conclude Men's gymnastics is the
hardest sport in the world, I don't know where women's comes in at but surfing
was not in top 10, unless you count it as swimming.
Kevin McMahon
jb
> I'd take you up on it but you are Gleshna. That don't work for me,
> honey. SurfGeo on the other hand is easily fooled.>>>>>>
>
> I am SO not!! Bob and I constantly argue about gymn stuff...all I need now is
> an identity crisis LOL
>
> ~*~Missy~*~
Do you argue about surf scarecrows?
GymnGDoll
>>>>>>
I've *attempted* to learn how to surf...I'll agree with that!! I came out ten
times more bruised, battered, and sore than I do out of the gym!
~*~Missy~*~
GymnGDoll
No, but Bob argued with me for weeks on end about the "impossibility" to
initate a twist in mid air...ask anyone on ASG, it took over the NG for weeks..
SurffOhio
>no shit. I leave the Ng for 3 days and you pantywastes
>go on a Bobathon in alt.sports.gymnastics. Hell, look
>at the handles; LuvJazzBoo, what the fuck is that?
>BiankaBon??? bellaRinky??? binkycupcakes???
Thank God you are back, Sandman. I've been hiding until this thing blows over.
That nut Garmivia initiated some guys going over to ASG to find Bob. Then
SurfGeo and jb ( he won't admit it ) goes over. jb gets thrown out, but SurfGeo
dives into ASG like somebody possessed. Now we've got a bunch of Binky fairies
posting to AS.
Save us!
Surff
jb
> Sandman wrote:
>
> >no shit. I leave the Ng for 3 days and you pantywastes
> >go on a Bobathon in alt.sports.gymnastics. Hell, look
> >at the handles; LuvJazzBoo, what the fuck is that?
> >BiankaBon??? bellaRinky??? binkycupcakes???
>
> Thank God you are back, Sandman. I've been hiding until this thing blows over.
>
> That nut Garmivia initiated some guys going over to ASG to find Bob. Then
> SurfGeo and jb ( he won't admit it ) goes over.
Surff, an ass-whipping you will get.
> jb gets thrown out,
Of course I got thrown out, I was there for the
pre-teen chicks only.
> but SurfGeo
> dives into ASG like somebody possessed.
SurfGeo left the place drenched in jissim and
without his wallet.
- jb
Tim
> no shit. I leave the Ng for 3 days and you pantywastes
> go on a Bobathon in alt.sports.gymnastics. Hell, look
> at the handles; LuvJazzBoo, what the fuck is that?
> BiankaBon??? bellaRinky??? binkycupcakes???
Only you or your pantner in crime Surfge could think up such names,
Sandipanties.
I thought they were really funny, by the way. So do us all a favour
and think up some more! You're on a roll!
~ Tim
Tim
cancel cancel cancel! I've just checked out asg and they are real
names, with posting histories! That is, unless the Sandman really
does dress up in a leotard and leap up and down on balance beams.
Hmmmm... not so sure now, coz I've often thought that he does!
Especially in these last few months, with jb around. jb might get
upset if he didn't and might not let his bitch swing on his gator.
Uh-oh....I feel ill all of a sudden.
alt.sports.gymnastics - it's the hippest place to be!
~ Tim
--
"All the work we do, psychologically and spiritually,
is not meant to get rid of the waves in the oceans
of life, but for us to learn how to surf." Ken Wilber
SURFGEO
>honey. SurfGeo on the other hand is easily fooled.
>
>
oh no jb, i got her pics to prove it. i researched it, she aint gleshna.
gleshna is in deep, deep hiding.
SURFGEO
>know gymnastics is one of the hardest, if not THE hardest sport in the World?
>
>Men's Health did an article about it and they conclude Men's gymnastics is
>the
>hardest sport in the world, I don't know where women's comes in at but
>surfing
>was not in top 10, unless you count it as swimming.
>
>Kevin McMahon
watch it, now you are starting to wear out your welcome. gymnastics is maybe
the hardest "spectator" sport, but surfing is a lifestyle and mental state of
being. only certain combinations of mental and physical prowess and
enlightenment are allowed. surfers are gods. everyone wears our clothes to try
to be like us, but it doesnt work. i dont see people wearing shirts with
pictures of boys playing on swingsets to make people think they are gymnists.
the only reason people become gymnastics coaches is to play with little girls,
see what happened to bob?
i rest my case. it was fun while it lasted, but now I am pissed.
johnw
> sorry if I caused any confusion, and to all the people in alt.surf, did you
> know gymnastics is one of the hardest, if not THE hardest sport in the World?
> Men's Health did an article about it and they conclude Men's gymnastics is the
> hardest sport in the world, I don't know where women's comes in at but surfing
> was not in top 10, unless you count it as swimming.
---yawn---
I'm *so* impressed.
Please stop talking about gymnastics in a surfing newsgroup. It is way
off-topic and your ISP wouldn't like it.
Now go back to your play-pen, er, I mean gym.
-johnw
Ric Harwood
alt.surfing, johnw, wrote:
> ---yawn---
>
> I'm *so* impressed.
>
> Please stop talking about gymnastics in a surfing newsgroup. It is way
> off-topic and your ISP wouldn't like it.
Well how come it's a 70 article thread then?
Anyway, we're talking surf in alt.sports.gymnastics now {:^p
Ric.
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aco...@intervu.net
wrong way. How many gymnists have been killed? Um cant' remember, but the
spinning pullup bar, whatever it is, looks like an adult version of monkey
bars. Anybody know where I can get a shirt, that say 'If I was like "gymnist
name here"' if you can think of one. Gymnastic lifestyle, I think I saw a few
queers at the gym with the full tights going, closest I've seen to that
lifestlye. Still laughing
In article <19981120081852...@ng79.aol.com>,
sur...@aol.comndatube (SURFGEO) wrote:
> >and to all the people in alt.surf, did you
> >know gymnastics is one of the hardest, if not THE hardest sport in the World?
> >
> >Men's Health did an article about it and they conclude Men's gymnastics is
> >the
> >hardest sport in the world, I don't know where women's comes in at but
> >surfing
> >was not in top 10, unless you count it as swimming.
> >
> >Kevin McMahon
>
> watch it, now you are starting to wear out your welcome. gymnastics is maybe
> the hardest "spectator" sport, but surfing is a lifestyle and mental state of
> being. only certain combinations of mental and physical prowess and
> enlightenment are allowed. surfers are gods. everyone wears our clothes to
try
> to be like us, but it doesnt work. i dont see people wearing shirts with
> pictures of boys playing on swingsets to make people think they are gymnists.
> the only reason people become gymnastics coaches is to play with little girls,
> see what happened to bob?
>
> i rest my case. it was fun while it lasted, but now I am pissed.
>
> surfgeo
> pics at http://members.aol.com/surfgeo/page
> remove ndatube to reply
>
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johnw
>
> In "Re: Gleshna is deceased" on Fri, 20 Nov 1998 09:38:13 +0000 in
> alt.surfing, johnw, wrote:
> >
> > Please stop talking about gymnastics in a surfing newsgroup. It is way
> > off-topic and your ISP wouldn't like it.
>
> Well how come it's a 70 article thread then?
>
> Anyway, we're talking surf in alt.sports.gymnastics now {:^p
Hm, maybe it's time to create alt.surf.gymnastics! Then Twirly Twit
WhipBoy132, GynoGDoll, and SURFGEOLECHER can all have fun together. ;-)
-johnw
SURFGEO
>WhipBoy132, GynoGDoll, and SURFGEOLECHER can all have fun together. ;-)
>
>-johnw
>
we beat you to it johnw. but its called
alt.surf.gymnastics.nude
its just me and missy and binkycupcakes for now. and invitation ONLY.
chumps
Whip It32
>ten
>times more bruised, battered, and sore than I do out of the gym!
You have pits though! I DON'T!!!
Lckahuna
>>times more bruised, battered, and sore than I do out of the gym!
>
>You have pits though! I DON'T!!!
>
>Kevin McMahon
Kevin when you are messing around on that Pommel horse thing and you slip and
land on your balls. Does that hurt?
Luck
Larry
LC
There is only one hard and fast rule about the place to have a party: someone
else's place ................. P.J. O'Rourke
mike
SurffOhio wrote in message <19981119234749...@ng36.aol.com>...
>Bob is a nut!
>
>Surff
That's Earnest T. Bass you're thinking of there Deputy Surff.
Peace,
mike
BiankaBon
when I lived in CA when I was little, and thought it was AWESOME, but the
closest I ever came to surfing was lying on my belly on a boogey board..I did
not have the guts to stand up...I have lots of respect for surfers, and Kevin,
you need to get back to alt.sport.gym where at least we are used to your stupid
comments.
Love,
BinkyCupCakes.. ;)
hsilio
>
> Since we are pseudo-mourning the demise of Bob
>
> Why not pay tribute by remembering our personal favorite posts of his.
>
My favorite was the one about tri fins. I think he asked if they worked.
herb
Whip It32
>land on your balls. Does that hurt?
I don't do pommel horse, our gym doesn't have one, sorry. I did try mushroom a
yr ago and it's hard. I do only tumbling, vaulting, some bars and low beam, I
ain't taken my chances on that thing. Tell me now, does it hurt when the board
flies up, cracks your nuts and hit you in the face?
Whip It32
WillDaBeast
Whip It32 wrote:
> >Kevin when you are messing around on that Pommel horse thing and you slip and
> >land on your balls. Does that hurt?
>
> I don't do pommel horse, our gym doesn't have one, sorry. I did try mushroom a
> yr ago and it's hard. I do only tumbling, vaulting, some bars and low beam, I
> ain't taken my chances on that thing. Tell me now, does it hurt when the board
> flies up, cracks your nuts and hit you in the face?
>
SURFGEO
>flies up, cracks your nuts and hit you in the face?
>
never happened to me
SurffOhio
>i tried mushrooms a while back too....i think i saw god.....
>
>
If you saw God in the late 60's, it was me.
Surff
"You're living in a speed dream."
"What's that?"
"Never mind. Let's rap."
Boulder Colorado, 1969
WillDaBeast
in the gym with you? did something suddnely make its way between your legs with
great force then proceed to impact on your face? maybe the low beam?
Whip It32 wrote:
> >Kevin when you are messing around on that Pommel horse thing and you slip and
> >land on your balls. Does that hurt?
>
> I don't do pommel horse, our gym doesn't have one, sorry. I did try mushroom a
> yr ago and it's hard. I do only tumbling, vaulting, some bars and low beam, I
> ain't taken my chances on that thing. Tell me now, does it hurt when the board
> flies up, cracks your nuts and hit you in the face?
>
Whip It32
>like that
>in the gym with you? did something suddnely make its way between your legs
>with
>great force then proceed to impact on your face? maybe the low beam?
>
Honestly, I have never landed on my nuts and hopefully never will. I have
landed on my head once and that's freaky. I have had many many many many many
many twisted wrists and ankles. Now I have shin splints and it's hard for me
to do any tumbling but I really don't pay too much attention to pain so I think
I'll live with it.
Tim
>
> Since we are pseudo-mourning the demise of Bob
>
My favourite is the very latest.
Alt.surfing or not, why should gymnists only be allowed to relish its
enjoyment? That would be a criminal waste of Bob's talent, so here
goes:
> From: gle...@aol.com (Gleshna)
> Newsgroups: alt.sports.gymnastics
> Subject: More flexibility for the tight
> Message-ID: <19981120105044...@ng87.aol.com>
>
> For anyone interested in gymnastics, yet tight as I am, here are a few things I
> have learned:
>
> 1. For dislocate type shoulder flexibility, I find that using a standard
> internal rotator cuff exercise most effect. This involves standing next to a
> doorway or the outside corner of a wall. Place the hand on the wall so the
> elbow is horizontal or above horizontal and stretch the pecs, etc. This is
> from the book "The Seven Minute Rotator Cuff Solution". A web search for
> rotator cuff will probably find some illustrations.
>
> I have found that this is much more effective for me than the usually boomstick
> or towel dislocate. However, I still use a towel dislocate to measure my
> progress.
>
> 2. For pancakes. I have just added pancakes to my morning stretch routine. I
> prefer working these with a partner since working them alone is rather
> strenuous. I have found that a 2 by 2 by 8 foot board is useful for leverage.
> Today I used the board to keep the feet separate. Additionally, I found that I
> can use a large chair on rollers for moving leverage.
>
> 3. Splits. I have found that putting my front foot on a plastic clipboard helps
> a great deal. This gives a very smooth slide out and back that prevents those
> micro-tears from jerking the foot along the rug.
>
> Luck,
>
> Bob
Back from the dead! Bob, we love you!
~ Tim
SurffOhio
>landed on my head once and that's freaky. I have had many many many many
>many
>many twisted wrists and ankles. Now I have shin splints and it's hard for me
>to do any tumbling but I really don't pay too much attention to pain so I
>think
>I'll live with it.
Nice honest reply with no malice. Cool.
Surff
SurffOhio
>That's Earnest T. Bass you're thinking of there Deputy Surff.
>
>
I'll be damned. That's exactly who I was thinking of when I wrote that post.
Surff
"The Doctor Is In"
"Experience enhanced telepathic powers"
Whip It32
Your welcome, see I never get any sleep so I am usually really moody all the
time but I got 9 hrs of sleep so I should be happy for about a week until the
energy all goes away. So is surfing really fun? I am going down to Texas
(Galveston this Tuesday). I wanna try it. Afterall, I do have good balance.
SurffOhio
>Your welcome, see I never get any sleep so I am usually really moody all the
>time but I got 9 hrs of sleep so I should be happy for about a week until the
>energy all goes away. So is surfing really fun? I am going down to Texas
>(Galveston this Tuesday). I wanna try it. Afterall, I do have good balance.
>
>Kevin McMahon
Actually, when you communicate to just one individual you should do it by
email. Taking up bandwidth in the newsgroup for "your opinion" e.t.c. is bad
netiquette ( no offense ). I posted my reply to the newsgroup since I felt
that you set a good example.
Email coming soon.
Surff