stand up primate
WhirlaWhip
who need to ride on the glass? by
the time you are standing up
i will have already done a
belly spin. then there is the el
rollo. i'd like to see you stand ups do
a real el rollo. i get deeper than you
in the barrel and it sickens you
doesn't it? you should fear the sponge cause we
are taking over.
dont call it a boogie board cause
its a body board. i'd like to see
you do a true belly spin.
ben blake
i'm in the tube and you are not
Steve
"Sponges belong on the bottom of the ocean"
robt
WhirlaWhip wrote in message
<19981101020744...@ng-ft1.aol.com>...
>once you go sponge you will never go back.
>who need to ride on the glass?
one problem: Most surfers have already been there--done that!
WhirlaWhip
>
>"Sponges belong on the bottom of the ocean"
i can stand up like
nobody business. i can hit lip
very hard too. get out of my
way steve cause i'm deeper
than you. if you could do a belly spin
on your glass
then I would be impressed.
WhirlaWhip
ha! you do not know the joy
of a triple belly spin.
surfers can not handle
the el rollo
WillDaBeast
i have seen surfers pull em off...not many can do it though, but its not
impossible...
WillDaBeast
robt
WhirlaWhip wrote in message <19981101180445...@ng76.aol.com>...
>> Most surfers have already been there--done that!
>
>ha! you do not know the joy
>of a triple belly spin.
>surfers can not handle
>the el rollo
>
>
>ben blake
>i'm in the tube and you are not
Your unrelenting overwhelming glory in boogey boarding marks you as a
K-O-O-K!
Get some talent ,big wave experience and years under your belt, your
neo-phism shows....
Bonzer
>the el rollo
>
Paul Staunton
>>of a triple belly spin.
>>the el rollo
>>
>>i'm in the tube and you are not
>
>Your unrelenting overwhelming glory in boogey boarding marks you as a
>K-O-O-K!
>Get some talent ,big wave experience and years under your belt, your
>neo-phism shows....
Hey! I've been surfing for over twelve years and still body board regularly
in
big waves. I'm not shit-hot, but I can hold my own too. This guys kookiness
has nothing to do with body boarding, and there's an equivalent asshole
shortboarder, longboarder and every other type of boarder out there just
trying to get us all at each others throats. Chill and ignore the cretin.
If you think don't think much of body boarding, then try standing up in a
barrel
back at the vortex where good body boarders ride. You'll notice you can't,
because it's one thing that's more accessible to a body boarder. It's not
better
or worse, just different. We get better tubes, you get faster and longer
rides
(if you're good). In an ideal world we'd all surf the same vehicle, which
would be whatever is most suited to the conditions.
--
Luap
WhirlaWhip
>neo-phism shows.
I've got 17 years
of the body b under
my belt my kooky
friend! it is and will
always be the wave of the future!
stand back, primate! I'm
coming down the line!
WhirlaWhip
>has nothing to do with body boarding, and there's an equivalent asshole
>shortboarder, longboarder and every other type of boarder out there just
>trying to get us all at each others throats.
why am I an asshole?
because of my love of the
sponge? Becuase of my love
of the moorey sharp rails?
Becuase I can get deep? does
a bird show off when it flies?
the sponge is magic. do a belly
spin and you're in heaven!
WhirlaWhip
remember the first time
you did your cutback? now
triple the pleasure!
Rick Ciaccio
>>Get some talent ,big wave experience and years under your belt, your
>>neo-phism shows.
>
>I've got 17 years
>of the body b under
>my belt my kooky
>friend! it is and will
>always be the wave of the future!
>stand back, primate! I'm
>coming down the line!
Lets see... that means you started on MacDonalds trays or pool toys, correct? If
you started at 10 then you must be 27 now right? Either you are severely
retarded, have no athletic ability, are a liar, like surfing with kids, or have
an extra AOL screen name to burn...
You are out of your element... go away.
>
>
>ben blake
>i'm in the tube and you are not
I see you are also a Pee Wee Herman fan too.
Rick Ciaccio
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Paul Staunton
>why am I an asshole? because of my love of the sponge? Becuase of my love
>of the moorey sharp rails? Becuase I can get deep? does a bird show off
when
>it flies? the sponge is magic. do a belly spin and you're in heaven!
>
>i'm in the tube and you are not
What you say about body boarding is cool, but do ya have to put down every
other type of surfer to do it? Chill man, it doesn't have to be a
competition...
--
Luap
WhirlaWhip
>This is my favorite piece of alt.surfing logic of all time
It only makes sense that
the sponge is the logic.
It gets deeper, takes off
later, get more air than the
glass.
WhirlaWhip
ricky, my element is
deep in the tube. that is
where i live. i started on
the foam. the styrofoam. custom
styro designs, burger king
tray, plastic rafts, cardboard
box, innertube, hydroslide, cut
waterskis to fit in the palm
of my hands, you
name it. then god himself came
along in the name of tom.
and he created the god of all
water riding vehicles.
SurffOhio
>
>>does a bird show off
>>when
>>>it flies?
Garmvivia wrote:
>This is my favorite piece of alt.surfing logic of all time.
WhirlaWhip has been taken over by Bob. Bob is communicating through him to
alt.surfing.
Either that or he is a creation by Foondoggy. He's some sort of disembodied
soul that Foon has found to defend boogie boarding.
Surff
Ninth...@my-dejanews.com
stuff on this ng. The crusty old surfers here don't give two shits about
bellyspins and besides anybody's old grandma can spin on a b/b.
In article <19981102113339...@ng118.aol.com>,
whirl...@aol.comPISS (WhirlaWhip) wrote:
> I've got 17 years
> of the body b under
> my belt my kooky
> friend! it is and will
> always be the wave of the future!
> stand back, primate! I'm
> coming down the line!
>
> ben blake
> i'm in the tube and you are not
>
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MickJEvans
>> The crusty old surfers here don't give two shits about
bellyspins and besides anybody's old grandma can spin on a b/b. <<
Don't forget us yakkers - we're not above a few buttspins when the mood takes
us. Planing hull, no fins - spins are a dime a dozen and quickly lose their
charm - not that there's anything wrong with doing them though<g>.
Mick Evans
i'm wearing a tube and you are not
robt...@my-dejanews.com
whirl...@aol.comPISS (WhirlaWhip) wrote:
> >
> >This is my favorite piece of alt.surfing logic of all time
>
> It only makes sense that
> the sponge is the logic.
> It gets deeper, takes off
> later, get more air than the
> glass.
>
> i'm in the tube and you are not
At this rate I am sure Sandman has you pegged for K-O-T-Y
I am sure you would covet the award!
WhirlaWhip
>soul that Foon has found to defend boogie boarding.
Body boarding needs no
defense! It is an art of
the water. A dance, like so
many shakas. I go deep into
the barrel. My fins glide
as I complete the barrel
roll. A dance of the ocean.
WhirlaWhip
Don't you dare say
that anybody grandma can
do a belly spin. That is
not true. Can you do a belly spin?
What is your surf history. Here
is mine, lets compare notes.
i started on
the foam. the styrofoam. custom
styro designs, burger king
tray, plastic rafts, cardboard
box, innertube, hydroslide, cut
waterskis to fit in the palm
of my hands, you
name it. then god himself came
along in the name of tom.
and he created the god of all
water riding vehicles.
SURFGEO
come on now, we need a time frame here. i bet its less than 1 year.
surfgeo
SurffOhio
>
>ben blake
>i'm in the tube and you are not
You are in a mental ward and I am not.
Surff
Carson
SurffOhio wrote in message <19981105013208...@ng102.aol.com>...
>Whirlawhip whipped up:
Extremely sappy exchange of drivel, i.e. "I will do a belly spin for you, if
you hang five for me. Do a belly spin for me
brother from Ohio."... almost entirely <snipulated>
This does not conjure pleasant thoughts.
Please somebody throw water on them!
- Carson (just thinking about it makes my stomach turn... that is, boogie
boarding)
Carson
SurffOhio coughed in message
<19981105020607...@ng102.aol.com>...
>Did I say you could reply to a post of mine?
>
>You will need a lot more insight in order to play with me, honey bunny.
>
>Your mind cannot imagine it.
>
>However, you did ok on the boogie board stuff.
>
>Surff
It is condiered boorish, and in bad taste to boast. But you did chewon
Carson's bait, now didn't you little missy. For that you are entitled to
the handle "Carson's bitch" for the week.
Carson will train you to be all that you can be. Now go get me some bat
burgers and beers puta!
- Carson (wax on, wax off surffy san)
WhirlaWhip
>
>Surff
i surf the body mental
my fine friend from ohio
you seem like a nice body
boarder. It's nice
to know there are others
that love the sponge as much
as me. Do a belly spin for me
brother from Ohio.
WhirlaWhip
>surfgeo
he he. i like you surfgeo.
why would i surf a
hydroslide in the past
year? Hydroslide is a thing
of the past but I surfed it.
Here is my history again.
i started on
the foam. the styrofoam. custom
styro designs, burger king
tray, plastic rafts, cardboard
box, innertube, hydroslide, cut
waterskis to fit in the palm
of my hands, you
name it. then god himself came
along in the name of tom.
and he created the god of all
water riding vehicles.
ben blake
SurffOhio
>i surf the body mental
>my fine friend from ohio
>you seem like a nice body
>boarder. It's nice
>to know there are others
>that love the sponge as much
>as me. Do a belly spin for me
> brother from Ohio.
I am a nice stand up
surfer, brother Ben.
You are in the tube,
and this is good. I am on
the face, and that is fun.
Standing on the board,
slicing across the wave is
my spirituality.
But, I will do a belly spin
for you, if you hang five
for me.
Surff
I'm not in the tube, and I am sad.
SurffOhio
>This does not conjure pleasant thoughts.
>
>
Did I say you could reply to a post of mine?
SurffOhio
>Now go get me some bat
>burgers
What are bat burgers?
Surff
In charge of Foondoggy's return to alt.surfing party.
Tweedt
In article <19981104223925...@ng73.aol.com>, whirl...@aol.comPISS
(WhirlaWhip) writes:
[snipped personal surf history]
Ben-
Calm down, you're new here and don't understand that the newsgroup has already
been thru at least 3 incarnations of the boogie wars. We don't need another
one. There's already enough garbage threads in here to clothe all the homeless
in downtown LA....
>then god himself came
>along in the name of tom.
>and he created the god of all
>water riding vehicles.
And he named it "BOOGIE" board. So why do you insist on the usage of
bodyboard, when "god" himself proclaimed it otherwise? Isn't that inconsistent
with the above statement?
just wondering,
--------------------------------------------
Tom Tweed La Jolla, CA e-mail: twe...@ucsd.edu or twe...@aol.com
"You're not really drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on." --
Dean Martin
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Carson
SurffOhio wrote in message <19981105050805...@ng110.aol.com>...
>Surff
>
>>Now go get me some bat
>>burgers
>
>What are bat burgers?
In mexico it is very common to see road-side carts selling mistry meat
tacos. Carson calls these "bat burgers". They wash down great with almost
any Mexican beer. Now go go get him an order of six!
- Carson (anti-foonwhiner)
Carson
Tweedt wrote in message <19981105102241...@ngol02.aol.com>...
>Dean Martin
>-------------------------------------------
Nice quote Tweed!
- Carson
da boogieman
> >along in the name of tom.
> >and he created the god of all
> >water riding vehicles
Good ole Tommy boy. I wouldn't consider what he made a "creation" but
more so an Innovation.
Lets see. Supposedly, he simply cut out a block of packaging foam
and ironed some newspaper on it.
Did he create a new form of riding?
Surfers were prone riding and knee riding way before his first
frankenstein board! Paipo boards, baby.
Furthermore, Tom admitted that he never imagined surfers would or could
take "boogie boarding" to the level of performance we now see today.
It was more so a flotation device for the keikis (kids). For crest
riderz,
catching the inside white wash.
Sure, Tom is a great innovator. But it wasn't until the development of
higher tech. materials and advanced designs 'til we started to see some
high performance. Now guys are popping aerials, getting up d.k. and
stand-up in pits, bla bla bla.
Hats off to Tom for his innovation.
Someone would've figured it out eventually, but he was the first.
Oh, let me introduce myself,
I'm the boogyman!
No relation to boogieboards, but I do boogy.
bodyboard that is.
WhirlaWhip
>I am a nice stand up
>surfer, brother Ben.
>You are in the tube,
>and this is good. I am on
>the face, and that is fun.
>Standing on the board,
>slicing across the wave is
>my spirituality.
>But, I will do a belly spin
>for you, if you hang five
>for me.
>
>Surff
>I'm not in the tube, and I am sad.
OK, Surff. I will hang
five. I can even sneak
in a cheater five if you
want. Go deep my
ohio brother.
WhirlaWhip
no need to throw
the water on me, barfly.
I am already wet. When
was the last time you were
so deep in the socket
that it hurt?
WhirlaWhip
>been thru at least 3 incarnations of the boogie wars.
I dont want to start any
wars. I like it here. You have
to understand how much I
love the sponge. You have
a sponge with glass, I think.
Noo need for the glass for me.
>nd he named it "BOOGIE" board. So why do you insist on the usage of
>bodyboard, when "god" himself proclaimed it otherwise? Isn't that inconsistent
>with the above statement?
I think he was still
under the influence of
disco. But it is
a body board.
Neal Miyake
>Good ole Tommy boy. I wouldn't consider what he made a "creation" but
> more so an Innovation.
>Lets see. Supposedly, he simply cut out a block of packaging foam
>and ironed some newspaper on it.
No. He sealed the foam with a plastic skin, probably polyethelyne, using an
iron and newspaper.
>Did he create a new form of riding?
>Surfers were prone riding and knee riding way before his first
>frankenstein board! Paipo boards, baby.
Bodyboards were lighter, cheaper, and more maneuverable. One of the biggest
innovations on the bodyboard was the rail design (he called it vacuum-track
rails), which allowed edging without skegs.
>Furthermore, Tom admitted that he never imagined surfers would or could
>take "boogie boarding" to the level of performance we now see today.
>It was more so a flotation device for the keikis (kids). For crest
>riderz,
>catching the inside white wash.
So does that diminish the creative efforts in any way? I bet Thomas Edison
didn't envision that the electric lamp would be so prevalent or important to
us today.
>Sure, Tom is a great innovator. But it wasn't until the development of
>higher tech. materials and advanced designs 'til we started to see some
>high performance. Now guys are popping aerials, getting up d.k. and
>stand-up in pits, bla bla bla.
>
>Hats off to Tom for his innovation.
>Someone would've figured it out eventually, but he was the first.
Why do you applaud him, then belittle his efforts in the same breath?
Might want to read my interview with him:
http://www.iav.com/~sponge/views/tommorey.html
You might appreciate him a bit more, or you might not.
sponge
HI Surf Advisory (http://www.iav.com/~sponge)