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gerry armstrong

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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It turns out that the US Government counter espionage units,
recognizing how indispensable Hubbard was going to be to the war
effort against the Axis powers, sheep dipped his college records. When
the Japanese and Germans investigated Hubbard's background all they
found were a bunch of Ds and Fs and his apparent flunking out in his
second year.

Hubbard actually got straight As, excelled (as he later admitted) in
his studies, and went on to become, among his 29 professions, a civil
engineer and nuclear physicist. But we don't have these records
because the US intelligence services sheep dipped them. If the US had
allowed Hubbard's real and excellent academic record to fall into
enemy hands there's no telling what might have happened, but you can
bet we'd all now be speaking German or baby talk.

Fletcher Prouty can confirm all this.

Gerry

MSU94

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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That is real tempting to post on the AOL Clam board and watch them go gaga over
it think it is true..

Perry Scott

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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In article <35d9d943....@news.dowco.com>, arms...@dowco.com says...

>
>It turns out that the US Government counter espionage units,
>recognizing how indispensable Hubbard was going to be to the war
>effort against the Axis powers, sheep dipped his college records. When
>the Japanese and Germans investigated Hubbard's background all they
>found were a bunch of Ds and Fs and his apparent flunking out in his
>second year.
[snip]

>Fletcher Prouty can confirm all this.
>
>Gerry

<escapee smacks himself on the forehead>

Of course, Gerry! Why didn't _I_ think of this? (And I really have to
stop reading a.r.s. while drinking coffee. It's so hard to clean the
spew off the keyboard.)

Perry Scott [ScienoCensored 3 times]
Co$ Escapee
http://www.ezlink.com/~perry/CoS/Theology [ScienoCensored domain]

Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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In article <35d9d943....@news.dowco.com>,
gerry armstrong <arms...@dowco.com> writes:
>It turns out that the US Government counter espionage units,
>recognizing how indispensable Hubbard was going to be to the war
>effort against the Axis powers, sheep dipped his college records. When
>the Japanese and Germans investigated Hubbard's background all they
>found were a bunch of Ds and Fs and his apparent flunking out in his
>second year.
>
>Hubbard actually got straight As, excelled (as he later admitted) in
>his studies, and went on to become, among his 29 professions, a civil
>engineer and nuclear physicist. But we don't have these records
>because the US intelligence services sheep dipped them. If the US had
>allowed Hubbard's real and excellent academic record to fall into
>enemy hands there's no telling what might have happened, but you can
>bet we'd all now be speaking German or baby talk.
>
>Fletcher Prouty can confirm all this.
>Gerry

So is this the real Gerry clowning, or someone else having fun?

And how come Hubbard the co-operated in pretending to be a complete
moron about nuclear physics by such statements as "radiation is
water soluable." There is no doubt this statement was made in his
name, and he had endless opportunity to deny it. Many other statements
show him as being a complete moron about electromagnetism, say, or
special relativity. How come if he was really an ace scientist??

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Lisa Chabot

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Aug 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/19/98
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Easy, Dave--The Government Is Lying To Us. Hey, most of us went
to government-run schools <gasp>...see, after Hubbard went public
with Dianetics, there was a vast conspiracy to discredit him, including
rewriting text books to lie about the physical sciences. Interpol
was involved, so you were duped too, but see, here in the US, we're
convinced we're smarter, so we know we're not paranoid that the
Government Is Lying To Us.

Hubbard is a very smart man and he learned how to activate part of the
brain that may have been lulled in to passivity by all this duplicity.
It's called the "gullibility organ", and it's mostly inert except when
watching television--WARNING: "infomercials" or "documercials" may
overexict your gullibility organ into uncontrollable frenzies of
stupidity. However, commercials and other -mercials use evil
hypnotism to make you forget you just charged $3000 on your credit
card for "Beanie Babies" or some shampoo Cher recommended.
(They do this hypnotism by being incredibly dull and never getting
to the point or producing real evidence to back their claims.)

By reactivating your gullibility organ--but not hypnotizing you!
No, there's absolutely NO HYPNOTISM involved, nope, L Ron says so--
anyway, er, you learn to cast off all that rot you might have
learned in school and trust only Old Father Hubbard, who knows
all the answers. He'd never lie to you. He says so. He was
right about radiation. The Government is lying and trying to
scare you, so stop reading those books and newspapers produced
by the Merchants of Chaos and reread _Dianetics_--you're overdue.


.
. stop thinking rationally and just rationalize!!
.
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ace of clubs

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Aug 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/20/98
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His lies now having toted up to No. <35d9d943....@news.dowco.com>,
our soft-spoken, friend-to-the-end, don't-turn-yer-back-Buddy, our foxhole
friend, sweet-to-a-fault Smilin' Gerry Armstrong sed:

>It turns out that the US Government counter espionage units...

...took those post-op pictures of L. Ron? Now, don't bullshit us, Gerry.
You said that those folks who took them pik-tyoors of L. Ron Hubbard "in
seclusion" were yer "friends," Ger. So, you know damned well they
couldn't'a been guv'mint agents. They wuz FRIENDS of yers, Ger. You sed so!
You know, like you sed L. Ron Hubbard wuz yer friend. Like you say the
people here all yer friends now, luved by yer Godly heart.

So stop pullin' our collective leg, here, Ger-boy, and unburden yer Godly
soul, and TELL us who yer "friends" were who took those pictures of L. Ron
Hubbard "while he was in seclusion." Who were you "selling" those pictures
for, Ger?

And don't go tryin' to give us none of that black-helicopter, CIA,
MK-ULTRA, mind-control guv'mint-psych-program ops bullshit!

>Fletcher Prouty can confirm all this.

Knock it off, Ger! Act more Godly, boy; jest tell us the troooth, the
fox-hole trooooth, and nuthin' BUT the trooooth, Ger-bil Boy.

We all know Prouty has connections to CIA, to Jolly West's brainwashing
research on returning Korean vets in the mid-'50s, to Scientology, to the
Liberty Lobby, and all that horse-pucky, Ger. So the fuck what?

What WE want to know--and who wouldn't--is who YOUR "friends" were who took
those pictures of L. Ron Hubbard in seclusion! Fuck Prouty! He ain't no
goddamned photographer that I know of.

Com'on. You can confide in yer NEW friends. We know you never turn on yer
friends, and that you always tell the trooooth. Right, Ger?

You can tell ol' Ace. Can't you? Who took 'em, Ger?

You've told us SO much about yerself, and yer trials and tribulations, and
yer swing-low-sweet-chariot, halellujah chorus, amen-revival recovery, and
yer per-see-kyooshun at the hands of the eeeeeeevil, hyp-MO-tyzin',
all-powerful ElRon. You tol' us ALL that shit about yerself, Ger.

But you still ain't tol' us who took them pik-tyooors.

Who, Ger? Who?

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"Talking much about oneself can also be
a means to conceal oneself."
--Friedrich Nietzsche


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William Barwell

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Aug 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/22/98
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In article <UlWxnZAn...@xemu.demon.co.uk>,

Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <da...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote:
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>>
>>Fletcher Prouty can confirm all this.
>>Gerry
>
> So is this the real Gerry clowning, or someone else having fun?
>
It's Gerry being extremely sarcastic...

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