Columbina's Ear Trick
BoomerangRogue
after the fact.
-John Broadfoot
Melissa
You should have seen what she did to my fingers this afternoon. I'm still
grinning.
Tickets to CRF-$12.00
Drink for the fair Columbina-$5.50.
Watching John Broadfoot's face while Columbina ear tricked him--PRICELESS!
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Melissa,
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Todd & Misty
"Melissa" <bodacio...@aol.comMaeWest> wrote
> You should have seen what she did to my fingers this afternoon. I'm still
> grinning.
And for those not fortunate enough to have been there, I do have pictures!
;)Mad Kestrel
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Laura (Alessia d'Arezzo)
-Laura
Searlas
Verily, and I have photo's of her tricking Dr. Matt at MDRF last year. I have
never seen such an expression of pure "Oh my God!!!!" in public before...
Slan,
Searlas
--
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RennFoole
> Verily, and I have photo's of her tricking Dr. Matt at MDRF last year. I
have
> never seen such an expression of pure "Oh my God!!!!" in public before...
I have been one of the lucky recipients of Columbina's talents (at the
June-babies b'day party this year) and I can only guess what my face really
looked like. I certainly KNOW how it felt from the inside...and "Oh my
God!!!!" is the perfect exclamation to fit the feeling.
HUZZAH for the lady!!!!
--
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CyberKender
>
> Oooh oooh! Where? ::poingpoing::
>
> -Laura
>
> Todd & Misty wrote:
>
> > "Melissa" <bodacio...@aol.comMaeWest> wrote
> > > You should have seen what she did to my fingers this afternoon. I'm still
> > > grinning.
> >
> > And for those not fortunate enough to have been there, I do have pictures!
> >
Pictures do NOT do the Ear Trick justice. ;>
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Dr. Matt
Oh, yes! Really!! And now Columbina herself has that evidence in hand!!
It's why I had to become a High Priest to the Goddess of Love. I had no choice!
--
Dr. Matt
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Cleavage (Hey! It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it!)
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Melissa
> Pictures do NOT do the Ear Trick justice. ;>
Just as as FYI, the pictures our Mad Kestrel has are of me, jello knees and and
all, as the Goddess of Love performed a bit of finger tricking on me.
Ralph E. Nelson
>
>BoomerangRogue wrote:
>
>> I had no idea, I really didn't. I remain speechless even now, some tewnty hours
>> after the fact.
>> -John Broadfoot
>
>Verily, and I have photo's of her tricking Dr. Matt at MDRF last year. I have
>never seen such an expression of pure "Oh my God!!!!" in public before...
Yup! I got my first from the Goddess herself at the MDRF invasion back in '99.
I then turned around (after I recovered) and got myself certified to perform
them myself! :-D And since the Screaming Orange Poof himself was present (alas,
when will he *ever* come back), I got myself certified in the neck trick too.
Note to those who wish to perform these... it's not just action... it's a lot
more. And using your powers for good, not for evil (ok, not for very MUCH evil
anyhow... *g*)
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Nocturna le Fey
>>And for those not fortunate enough to have been there, I do have pictures!
Eww! Eww! Eww! Mr. Caaaaarter, I wanna see your pictures!*
*Horshack, "Welcome Back Carter."
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Nocturna le Fey
repetroire, please describe this amazing feat! :-p
Elizabeth Jane
"Dr. Matt" did scribble on the wall:
> Searlas wrote:
>
> > BoomerangRogue wrote:
> >
> > > I had no idea, I really didn't. I remain speechless even now, some
tewnty hours
> > > after the fact.
> > > -John Broadfoot
> >
> > Verily, and I have photo's of her tricking Dr. Matt at MDRF last year.
I have
> > never seen such an expression of pure "Oh my God!!!!" in public
before...
> >
> > Slan,
> >
> > Searlas
>
> Oh, yes! Really!! And now Columbina herself has that evidence in
hand!!
>
> It's why I had to become a High Priest to the Goddess of Love. I had no
choice!
> --
> Dr. Matt
>
Yes, and you blushed most of the day after *weg*. I nearly fell off my
chair when she did it to me & most of VARF heard my laughter. But your
reaction, Matt, was worth the price of admission to MDRF that day! *lol*
EJ
Elizabeth Jane
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-Laura
Eric tQ
<la_femme...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>For the love of wenches everywhere trying to increase their
>repetroire, please describe this amazing feat! :-p
Sorry.
There are some tricks out there that just _belong_ to one person.
Other people may imitate them, but once you've experienced the real
thing......
*heh*
It's the difference between cheap mass produced jewelry, and a fine
hand-crafted one of kind piece.
And I don't mean to say you (or anyone) shouldn't use your talents to
create a Trick of your own- your own mark of fame. I have my own
Tricks (the Neck Trick being the one mostly used at Faire), and others
here have Tricks they do as well. Find that thing you do that drives
people crazy (and can be done in public), and fine-tune it like crazy.
Remember, evil properly used is quite fun!
.
Eric tQ
Bartholomew Cutter, apprentice Barber-Surgeon
(might as well make the new character official)
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please take out the *TRASH* to respond
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I _AM_ the Cheesy Poof
Ralph E. Nelson
>Sorry.
>There are some tricks out there that just _belong_ to one person.
>Other people may imitate them, but once you've experienced the real
>thing......
>*heh*
>It's the difference between cheap mass produced jewelry, and a fine
>hand-crafted one of kind piece.
Hey! :-D
I was producing something very similar to both the ear- and neck- trick for
close to a decade before I ever met either you or Columbina. Which is why I was
so eager to... ahem.. audition.
And I still remember (and quote) your line when I was done.... do *you*?? *VEG*
>And I don't mean to say you (or anyone) shouldn't use your talents to
>create a Trick of your own- your own mark of fame. I have my own
>Tricks (the Neck Trick being the one mostly used at Faire), and others
>here have Tricks they do as well. Find that thing you do that drives
>people crazy (and can be done in public), and fine-tune it like crazy.
I have to concur here... folks, don't try to imitate... it will come out looking
and feeling like an imitation. Find something you already do well (if you don't
already know what that is, then you need to reconsider) and make it hum.
>Remember, evil properly used is quite fun!
Huzzah!
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Ani Moore
>>There are some tricks out there that just _belong_ to one person.
>>Other people may imitate them, but once you've experienced the real
>>thing......
Neener Neener Neener:
While on the subject of custom "tricks", I hereby claim the term "Magic Fingers"
for my brand of friendly torture... The Method? a feathery light touch all along
the back of the neck to the ears and down as far as the collar will go on the
intended victim. Treatments usually last around 5 minutes... i will leave it to
someone else to describe the effects of said activity, but i think most folks
find it pleasant...if not twitch-enducing.
*VEG*
Ani!
Ani Moore
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just Lori
>
>I have to concur here... folks, don't try to imitate... it will come out looking
>and feeling like an imitation. Find something you already do well (if you don't
>already know what that is, then you need to reconsider) and make it hum.
>
So Ralph, breathing counts? ::blink blink::
just Lori
halo safely at home.
just Lori
It is an amazing experience. Starts with shivers throughout and ends with an
intense amount of focus. I don't know what else to say...
Wait. I just re-read that. Oh well. It's true. I was so focused on what she was
doing that I had completely closed out the noisy party around me. Ani, you have
a true talent there.
just Lori
In article <FgxD7.5737$xS6....@www.newsranger.com>, Ani Moore says...
Ani Moore
>>>Find something you already do well (if you don't already know what that is, then you need to reconsider) and make it hum.<<<
>>
>
>So Ralph, breathing counts? ::blink blink::
Jumping in as an impartial observer: Our "just"Lori wins on the BreathingTrick.
hands down.. shes an expert...dont try this at home! *G*
>just Lori
>halo safely at home.
*giggle* you GO girl!
Ani~
three days and counting to CRF ::bounce bounce::
Ralph E. Nelson
That all depends... are you talking about *my* breathing onto your ear and/or
neck... or you when you *stopped* breathing because of it/ *veg*
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Ani Moore
Ani Moore
>>So Ralph, breathing counts? ::blink blink::
>
>That all depends... are you talking about *my* breathing onto your ear and/or
>neck... or you when you *stopped* breathing because of it/ *veg*
no, no: ya silly hairy beastie-of-a-man... Lori has elevated a simple inhalation
into an art form... i think the distance of its affects on passers-by is
measured in meters rather than inches... she has a terminal shot-gun affect and
would win any contest to the death. so there! Plllbbtttt!
Ani!
(appreciater of all the deadly arts)
Nocturna le Fey
Eric tQ wrote:
> There are some tricks out there that just _belong_ to one person.
Ahh...sufficient incentive for me to create new techniques, fo' sure!
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Keltik
>>Lori sez:
>>So Ralph, breathing counts? ::blink blink::
>
>That all depends... are you talking about *my* breathing onto your ear and/or
>neck... or you when you *stopped* breathing because of it/ *veg*
i think she means something like what I described for the benfit of the WAMU
reporter back at 3rd week... *EG*
http://www.wamu.org/mc/shows/index.html
(yes, you will need realplayer, yes its available for mac and wintel
www.real.com)
Keltique...
just Lori
>
>Jumping in as an impartial observer: Our "just"Lori wins on the BreathingTrick.
>hands down.. shes an expert...dont try this at home! *G*
>
>>just Lori
>>halo safely at home.
>
>*giggle* you GO girl!
>
>Ani~
>three days and counting to CRF ::bounce bounce::
>
::blush:: Thanks, Ani! It's good to know that all my practicing this year has
paid off.
just Lori
also counting down to CRF--gotta get a bit of sewing done, and safely stash that
halo somewhere...
RennFoole
> Ahh...sufficient incentive for me to create new techniques, fo' sure!
When are the auditions? I would love to be one of the
vict...er...testers!!! Plus, I have a few that I might want to audition for
others, as well! :::evil grin:::
Ralph E. Nelson
>(in response to what Eric tQ didst type:
>>Sorry.
>>There are some tricks out there that just _belong_ to one person.
>>Other people may imitate them, but once you've experienced the real
>>thing......
>>*heh*
>>It's the difference between cheap mass produced jewelry, and a fine
>>hand-crafted one of kind piece.
>
>Hey! :-D
>
>I was producing something very similar to both the ear- and neck- trick for
>close to a decade before I ever met either you or Columbina. Which is why I was
>so eager to... ahem.. audition.
>
>And I still remember (and quote) your line when I was done.... do *you*?? *VEG*
BTW, found it... (sorry, can't trust a geek with too much time on his hands at
work... and google/deja archives make him even more dangerous)
The message is titled "Go East, Young Poof, Go East, written on 10/14/1998 by
yourself... :-D
So, Eric... gonna try to come back to MDRF next year??
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Meannastyevilcruelrottenviscioussonofabitch
Nocturna le Fey
RennFoole wrote:
>
> When are the auditions? I would love to be one of the
> vict...er...testers!!! Plus, I have a few that I might want to audition for
> others, as well! :::evil grin:::
Sure, share the wealth, m'lad. Though it always puzzles me
how c-c-c-crazy men get when you give their ears some
attention--but in my experience and in talking to my femme
friends, women don't.
Hmm.... Perhaps a conundrum for the evolutionary biologists to explain?
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~ Practitioner of the Parlance of Poesy
~ Honorary Orator of All Things Shakespeare
~ Possessèd of The Erotic Tongue, from whose font
Matt Hackell
>
> RennFoole wrote:
>
> > When are the auditions? I would love to be one of the
> > vict...er...testers!!! Plus, I have a few that I might want to audition for
> > others, as well! :::evil grin:::
>
> Sure, share the wealth, m'lad. Though it always puzzles me
> how c-c-c-crazy men get when you give their ears some
> attention--but in my experience and in talking to my femme
> friends, women don't.
::looks over at Nocturna archly::
> Hmm.... Perhaps a conundrum for the evolutionary biologists to explain?
Not a whit of it. I've had quite the affect on more than one woman[1]
with attention to her ears. Not all, by any means, and I don't pretend
to get the effect Columbina does (although I must admit I don't know
said effect directly), but nonetheless...
--
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[1] But only one at the present time (for the sake of Google)
ye Knotte Master
<la_femme...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>RennFoole wrote:
>
>
>>
>> When are the auditions? I would love to be one of the
>> vict...er...testers!!! Plus, I have a few that I might want to audition for
>> others, as well! :::evil grin:::
>
>
>Sure, share the wealth, m'lad. Though it always puzzles me
>how c-c-c-crazy men get when you give their ears some
>attention--but in my experience and in talking to my femme
>friends, women don't.
>
>
>Hmm.... Perhaps a conundrum for the evolutionary biologists to explain?
Some just prefer the back of the neck....
;-)
Tim
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Maso_della_Tromba
"Nocturna le Fey" <la_femme...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Sure, share the wealth, m'lad. Though it always puzzles me
> how c-c-c-crazy men get when you give their ears some
> attention--but in my experience and in talking to my femme
> friends, women don't.
>
>
> Hmm.... Perhaps a conundrum for the evolutionary biologists to explain?
>
>
> --
> Nocturna ~ Mistress of the Fey
> ~ Dissembler of the Double-Entendre
> ~ Practitioner of the Parlance of Poesy
> ~ Honorary Orator of All Things Shakespeare
Ya just need the right woman, and / or man. I can attest to the
effectiveness on a certain pair of female ears. . .
--
Maso della Tromba
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Hippopicolotous of Sarcastica, :Little Worded Big Minded Man
The war'ly race may riches chase,
An' riches still may fly them, O;
An' tho' at last they catch them fast,
Their hearts can ne'er enjoy them, O.
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BoomerangRogue
>> how c-c-c-crazy men get when you give their ears some
>> attention
Well, you see, it wasn't my EAR's attention Columbina gained on that forever
hallowed evening. The ear, (my right one, which I want bronzed and displayed
when I die) was simply the conduit.
Those of you who've never had the pleasure, may now all go eat cake.
-John Broadfoot
RennFoole
> Ya just need the right woman, and / or man. I can attest to the
> effectiveness on a certain pair of female ears. . .
Mmm...absolutely correct! And, Maso - April must be very lucky to have a
man who knows this!!! :::grin:::
RennFoole
> Well, you see, it wasn't my EAR's attention Columbina gained on that
forever
> hallowed evening. The ear, (my right one, which I want bronzed and
displayed
> when I die) was simply the conduit.
Ummm....that was so true for me, as well! :::sigh:::
> Those of you who've never had the pleasure, may now all go eat cake.
Does that mean that I don't get to eat cake??? :::grinning:::
Searlas
> Sorry.
> There are some tricks out there that just _belong_ to one person.
> Other people may imitate them, but once you've experienced the real
> thing......
> *heh*
All personal tricks aside Eric when are you going to do a faire on this
side of the world again?
Searlas
~~~~~~~
Captain Richard Tyrrell
The Army of O'Neill (www.armyofoneill.org)
Connoisseur of isce beatha and other fine malt beverages
Nocturna le Fey
ambivalent about getting their ears tongued.
<Throws down gauntlet.>
Or perhaps I just haven't met the right rogue yet...? ;-)
Vicky Rowe
ange...@cuteandcuddly.com says...
>
>This sounds like something I need to learn.
You can't learn it, it's Columbina's thing. Like EricTQ said,
make a trick of your own, and make it your own.
Vicky - who doesn't have a trick, just makes mead
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RennFoole
> Hmm...maybe I just tend to befriend femmes who are
> ambivalent about getting their ears tongued.
Femmes?
> <Throws down gauntlet.>
*looks at the gautlet*
> Or perhaps I just haven't met the right rogue yet...? ;-)
#779 reporting for duty! Oh...and WHAT duty!!! :::grinning and picking up
the gautlet:::
RennFoole
> Vicky - who doesn't have a trick, just makes mead
Ahh...but what a wondrous talent you have, my dear. We loves ya...and yer
mead!!! :::big grin:::
Searlas
Vicky Rowe wrote:
Oh great khan, with your most wonderous mead, you don't need a trick. Your
mead is a talent beyond all others. Can I have some more please?
Slan go foil,
Shannon Brown
maybe i missed part of the conversation...i probably did. i haven't been
very alert this week...but if it hasn't been said yet, nocturna, i still
agree with our discussion in the car on the way back from rpfn...that guys
do the ear thing 'cause they like it...not because we do. :-)
but hey, whatever....i'm still prolly not gonna go and turn it down or
anything. heh.
my sugar high is wearing off...i've started rambling.
goodnight
-Shannon
(yes, i went trick-or-treating tonight. yes, i wore my garb. no, i'm not
too old!)
Wench #1710, Hussy
54.7% FaireFolk corrupt: A Turkey with Dressing
Optimus salutantus cannilingus <<<<<mind if i use this too, nocturna??
RPFN, RPFS, Folsom and Faire Oaks
http://www.geocities.com/shann_brown
AIM: shannonagain58
If you're going to suffer the guilt, at least enjoy the pleasure.
Rogues are like Jell-o, there's always room for more.
Nocturna le Fey <la_femme...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3BE0B860...@hotmail.com...
> Hmm...maybe I just tend to befriend femmes who are
> ambivalent about getting their ears tongued.
>
>
> <Throws down gauntlet.>
>
>
> Or perhaps I just haven't met the right rogue yet...? ;-)
>
>
>
> --
> Nocturna ~ Mistress of the Fey
> ~ Dissembler of the Double-Entendre
> ~ Practitioner of the Parlance of Poesy
> ~ Honorary Orator of All Things Shakespeare
> ~ Possessčd of The Erotic Tongue, from whose font
Duane E. Peters
>
> **looking around**
> maybe i missed part of the conversation...i probably did. i haven't been
> very alert this week...but if it hasn't been said yet, nocturna, i still
> agree with our discussion in the car on the way back from rpfn...that guys
> do the ear thing 'cause they like it...not because we do. :-)
> but hey, whatever....i'm still prolly not gonna go and turn it down or
> anything. heh.
You have a preference you would like to express, nes ce pas? Not that
I'm going to give up on the ear-nibbling, but sheerly for the
educational value of trying something different, you understand...[evil
grin]
Duane E. Peters
AKA:
Master Charles Henri Beaufort
Keeper of the Crossed Keys Inn
AKA:
Mad Kack Kidd
The "more than a bit crazy, but fine reliable pirate"
AKA:
Codtounged Madman of Sarcastica, Baited Breath which worked too well...
Bard #032, Rogue #603
71.1% FaireFolk corrupt(Because I don't drink and won't wear a skirt...)
ye Knotte Master
<got...@REMOVETHISgotmead.com> wrote:
>In article <78c01aa.01102...@posting.google.com>,
>ange...@cuteandcuddly.com says...
>>
>>This sounds like something I need to learn.
>
>You can't learn it, it's Columbina's thing. Like EricTQ said,
>make a trick of your own, and make it your own.
>
>Vicky - who doesn't have a trick, just makes mead
Hah! Seems like a purty good trick to me...
Tim
'nother Horde fan
Vicky Rowe
says...
>
>Vicki Rowe didst remark...
>> Vicky - who doesn't have a trick, just makes mead
>
>Ahh...but what a wondrous talent you have, my dear. We loves ya...and yer
>mead!!! :::big grin:::
>
Vicky - looking at all the mead that needs bottling and figuring she'll
do it over Thanksgiving
Vicky Rowe
>> You can't learn it, it's Columbina's thing. Like EricTQ said,
>> make a trick of your own, and make it your own.
>>
>> Vicky - who doesn't have a trick, just makes mead
>>
>> Vicky Rowe
>> Mead Khan, head of the Mead Horde, overrunning a faire near you! Be Afraid.
>> Mad About Mead? Check out http://www.gotmead.com for making and buying mead
>
>Oh great khan, with your most wonderous mead, you don't need a trick. Your
>mead is a talent beyond all others. Can I have some more please?
>
::laughter:: Flatterer. Soon as I get some bottled........
Vicky - who just realized she forgot to return a call
Vicky Rowe
Mead Khan, head of the Mead Horde, overrunning a faire near you! Be Afraid.
Mad About Mead? Check out http://www.gotmead.com for making and buying mead
Vicky Rowe
>
>On 31 Oct 2001 18:38:23 -0800, Vicky Rowe
><got...@REMOVETHISgotmead.com> wrote:
>
>>You can't learn it, it's Columbina's thing. Like EricTQ said,
>>make a trick of your own, and make it your own.
>>
>>Vicky - who doesn't have a trick, just makes mead
>
>Hah! Seems like a purty good trick to me...
>
>Tim
>'nother Horde fan
Naw, no trick. You just need lots and lots and lots of patience. Oh, and
some honey is good too.
Vicky - thinking it may to be time to start the strawberry-rhubarb mead
Nocturna le Fey
> #779 reporting for duty! Oh...and WHAT duty!!! :::grinning and picking up
> the gautlet:::
At ease, Rogue. Verily, upon our next meeting I shall offer
myself up to your moist ministrations.
--
Nocturna ~ Mistress of the Fey
~ Dissembler of the Double-Entendre
~ Practitioner of the Parlance of Poesy
~ Honorary Orator of All Things Shakespeare
~ Possessčd of The Erotic Tongue, from whose font
Nocturna le Fey
i still
> agree with our discussion in the car on the way back from rpfn...that guys
> do the ear thing 'cause they like it...not because we do. :-)
> but hey, whatever....i'm still prolly not gonna go and turn it down or
> anything. heh.
Yeah, that is what my girl friends say, without exception.
But the kissing of the neck and the *whispering* in the
ear--! <shivershivershiver> Now *that's* what I'm talkin'
about! Perhaps you, too, should issue a blanket challenge
to the rogues amongst us to prove you wrong as it concerns
earbaths.
Sure, use 'optimus salutantus cannilingus'! It was your
brainchild, m'dear! Also a good one: jerkin' off the
mirkin (apparently, the captain's furry friend is known as a
mirkin.)
Anon!
Aodhan
>ambivalent about getting their ears tongued.
Ah, but ambivalency is reserved for those that have not experienced
the BEST that something has to offer firsthand... <WEG>
><Throws down gauntlet.>
>Or perhaps I just haven't met the right rogue yet...? ;-)
::Kneels to pick up the gauntlet, looks up and is struck by such beauty he gives thanks he is already on his knees::
Ah, milady, I believe thou hast dropped this. I return it to you in
the hopes of winning a favour from one who is most winsome in every
aspect...
::Proffers the dropped gauntlet to the lass::
Aodhan
www20.brinkster.com/spinkick
(Under Production)
Aramis
wrote:
>I had no idea, I really didn't. I remain speechless even now, some tewnty hours
>after the fact.
> -John Broadfoot
Alright, so I have no idea, still, and won't for a while if ever....
So...
John buddy.... what's an ear trick? *tilts his head, grinning* Don't
show me, tell me. K? I have a feeling you could not show it anyway,
but I'm curious...
Danny/Aramis to some
RennFoole
> At ease, Rogue. Verily, upon our next meeting I shall offer
> myself up to your moist ministrations.
Very well, milady. Standing down....for the moment...awaiting our next
meeting! :::evil grin:::
<tucking the gauntlet into my belt>
Paul Neubauer
Indeed, after making such a fuss over it on a newsgroup (which goes to
about everywhere..) and then say one must see/experience in person or
not at all seems rather contemptuous of foolks who don't happen
to reside on the east coast or who can just pop off to it.
It almost makes me wonder if the trick is someone whispering into
your ear "It's nothing really, but we talk it up as we like the
attention."
--
Paul Neubauer, N9IOG AIM: Vakkotaur
Ned Flat: "Why are you acting like this?"
Yakko : "We're not acting. We really are like this."
Wakko : "Aren't we lucky?"
ye Knotte Master
<shanno...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>**looking around**
>maybe i missed part of the conversation...i probably did. i haven't
been
>very alert this week...but if it hasn't been said yet, nocturna, i
still
>agree with our discussion in the car on the way back from rpfn...that
guys
>do the ear thing 'cause they like it...not because we do. :-)
>but hey, whatever....i'm still prolly not gonna go and turn it down
or
>anything. heh.
>
>my sugar high is wearing off...i've started rambling.
>goodnight
>
>-Shannon
>(yes, i went trick-or-treating tonight. yes, i wore my garb. no,
i'm not
>too old!)
Of course yer not.
"I'm not dead yet!"
Tim
Tim Rightbender/Moray MacDóbhran/Knotty MacFingers MacDude, ye Knotte Master (AKA Tim Russell); Master of knotty roses @}---}--- & ropes, St. Cuthbert's Guilde and FOF, RPFS; Bard #36 - Scaenum quis requirit?; Wizard #29; International Guilde of Knotte Tyers; 82.0% Renfaire corrupt;
Bud, QM of the Glorious Peasant Militia, Bearer of Camaraderie, Cider & Bravado; KnotteMaster for the Wilde Guilde; DNRC SrVPo/Abrv&ct.; CAPASPWMULD of F.A.I.R.I.E.; Ghàidhlig Club (Scot) of AFR; Knotty Renntopian Rope Wrangler; Fosco Knotwise of Whitfurrows; 91% Freak; 82% Evil!;
Renderer of Rugosas of Rope, Ornamenter of Arachne, One Who Knows Lace Can Be Knaughty or Knice, Sometimes Both; Grand Prior, Ordo Dogbertus Sanctus - "Exite! Vos diaboli stupiditatis!" (Danke Rachel!); Sr. Cybernetic Entomologist; "The Borg are amateurs!"; MonsterType='Damien, Son of the Devil';
Knottus Creditcheckus of Sarcastica, He who slakes the Sarcastic thirst; Mad Mad Mad Capt'n TIM (not Tom demmit!) Bonney Vane Kidd Read... four times, an' they couldnae get me name right! Arr!; email:yeknott...@yahoo.comSNARL - lose the SNARL
Melissa
>your ear "It's nothing really, but we talk it up as we like the
>attention."
I witnessed poor John's face while he was on the receiving end of the Love
Goddess's ear trick. There isn't a man alive who could act well enough to pull
off his expressions or facial color. When asked a half hour after the trick
what it was all about, the best explaination he could muster is to stammer..
"she.. she.. and then.. she.. and..wow!"
Knowing John is rather intelligent bloke, I have rather enjoyed the glazed look
he gets and the horrific stutter that the simple mention of Columbina's name
produces. He's simply not talented enough to be faking it. Besides, do rogues
ever fake it???
-----------
Melissa,
W.W.W. wanton wench
IWG #1477
Order of the Rampant Clue Stick
She who waves the padded spoon to WHACK you on the head!
"When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried
before." Mae West
Nocturna le Fey
A(oh!)dhan didst charm thusly:
> ::Kneels to pick up the gauntlet, looks up and is struck by such beauty he gives
thanks he is already on his knees::
<girlish giggle, tinged with delight>
> Ah, milady, I believe thou hast dropped this. I return it to you in
> the hopes of winning a favour from one who is most winsome in every
> aspect...
<purrr...purrrrr...>
> ::Proffers the dropped gauntlet to the lass::
<swoon>
Michele-Columbina
been the recipient of some great chatter on the AFR waves. (thanks Audrey)
John B didst to say:
>I had no idea, I really didn't. I remain speechless even now, some tewnty
>hours
>after the fact.
You seemed to have an idea when I asked you if you had read the FAQ and the bit
about the Goddess of Love's Ear Trick (TM)? I am suprised you didn't bolt out
of the chair in fear. Wait, you did... Though I am thinking that you were
pleased that you didn't leave, eventually. BTW, is your sweetie any better now?
VEG.
Read the FAQ for details, gang. That is why it is there. And though I could
try to describe it, it wouldn't do it justice. Not being mysterious, but it is
a visceral thing, and to try to intellectualize it or try to pin each specific
person's response into a general, just doesn't seem accurate.
Suffice to say, there is a reason I require the person to sit. It's a safety
issue. ;-)
(wow, I only did about 5 -10 this entire year...vewwy intewesting)
Michele
A.F.R. Goddess of Love, Columbina Andreini
Stupina Lives!!!!
Owner of Teatro! (di Pecorino Romano)--when all you need is a little cheese
NCRF Here we come!
Visit us on our website at www.taskmaskers.com
Michele-Columbina
>Pictures do NOT do the Ear Trick justice. ;>
Thanks honey, miss you too!
MD this year?
Michele-Columbina
>
>You should have seen what she did to my fingers this afternoon. I'm still
>grinning.
Well, thanks hon, I take pride in my work...EG.
>
>Tickets to CRF-$12.00
>
>Drink for the fair Columbina-$5.50.
>
>Watching John Broadfoot's face while Columbina ear tricked him--PRICELESS!
I still thing John got the better of that deal.
Michele-Columbina
>please? With sugar on top, and a cherry, and some nutella, and maybe
>some multicolored shiny sprinkles? :)
>
>-Laura
I know there are pics all over the web of this. Joatmon (glenn feeldenstreeme )
used to have some and others who have been tricked have added them on occasion.
God KNOWS I have been given a collection of my vict...the recipients.
Nocturna le Fey
> Very well, milady. Standing down....for the moment...awaiting our next
> meeting! :::evil grin:::
<Smiling shyly>
Note to self: next time see RenFoole, sprinkle ears with
Nutella-flavoured faeriedust.
> <tucking the gauntlet into my belt>
Ouch!
Michele-Columbina
>Well, you see, it wasn't my EAR's attention Columbina gained on that forever
>hallowed evening. The ear, (my right one, which I want bronzed and displayed
>when I die) was simply the conduit.
>Those of you who've never had the pleasure, may now all go eat cake.
Hey John, when am I getting that tape, huh? I think I earned it.
Michele-Columbina
>I have been one of the lucky recipients of Columbina's talents (at the
>June-babies b'day party this year) and I can only guess what my face really
>looked like. I certainly KNOW how it felt from the inside...and "Oh my
>God!!!!" is the perfect exclamation to fit the feeling.
>
>HUZZAH for the lady!!!!
::Blushing:: Gee, wilikers. Thanks boys!
Eric tQ
Nelson<Sasqua...@spamDIEcop.net.DIE> wrote:
>I was producing something very similar to both the ear- and neck- trick for
>close to a decade before I ever met either you or Columbina. Which is why I was
>so eager to... ahem.. audition.
>
>And I still remember (and quote) your line when I was done.... do *you*?? *VEG*
I quote myself:
"Ralph the Hairstick God is Officially Licensed and Franchised to
deliver and preform the Neck Trick <tm> at any time he wishes.
He made my toes curl.
Ralph- go forth and abuse your powers!
Often."
*heh*
Like I said, find the thing you do that drives people crazy, and
perfect it. Face facts, while some Tricks "belong" to a particular
person, there is much overlap. The jist of my post meant to work with
what you have, not just copy another.
I mean, I'm famous for my fingers as well....
Just ask Susie......
*eg*
.
Eric tQ
Bartholomew Cutter, apprentice Barber-Surgeon
(might as well make the new character official)
eri...@TRASHpacbell.net
please take out the *TRASH* to respond
SuperMacDaddyScreamingOrangePoof
The Energizer Bunny of Evil
The Poof of Pewter
BrassShark
I read the Homosexual Agenda, and I'm recruiting
I _AM_ the Cheesy Poof
BoomerangRogue
>Michele
>A.F.R. Goddess of Love, Columbina Andreini
Will you be at CRF the weekend of Nov 10th?
-John Broadfoot
Shannon Brown
> At ease, Rogue. Verily, upon our next meeting I shall offer
> myself up to your moist ministrations.
**considers standing in line behind nocturna**
i need some...um...convincing too. :-)
-Shannon
Wench #1710, Hussy
54.7% FaireFolk corrupt: A Turkey with Dressing
Optimus salutantus caninelingus
RennFoole
> <Smiling shyly>
>
> Note to self: next time see RenFoole, sprinkle ears with
> Nutella-flavoured faeriedust.
Mmm...Nutella! Really...you don't need to. I think you are quite sweet
enough - but, if you are so inclined... :::grin:::
Then, the RennFoole didst announce...
> > <tucking the gauntlet into my belt>
>
> Ouch!
Why "Ouch!"??? I just wanted to make sure you knew where to find your
glove, milady! :::evil grin:::
--
Tom - The RennFoole: Who Likes Nutella...Wherever It May Be Found!
RennFoole
> **considers standing in line behind nocturna**
>
> i need some...um...convincing too. :-)
Only "considering"? I think I can convince you to make the right decision,
my dear. You won't be sorry!!! Just give an eager Rogue a chance, milady.
--
Tom - The RennFoole
AKA: "Jack, Who Wished He Had Gone Much Further" of
the infamous yet seemingly non-existent JACKS of RPFS!
Now Known as The Brass Stud
Rogue #779 and Bard #303
Vidi, Vici, Veni!
Official Re-filler of the Bodice Chillers!!!
Newbie RenGeek and enjoying every minute of it!
60.2% FaireFolk corrupt (gonna have to work on that one!)
RPFS INVASION 2001
RPFS INVASION 2000
MDRF INVASION 2001
MDRF Mini-Invasion Of My Own 2000
Just remove the BODICECHILLER to respond!!! <WEG>
"Shannon Brown" <shanno...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9rth1e$10pso0$1...@ID-93880.news.dfncis.de...
RennFoole
> It almost makes me wonder if the trick is someone whispering into
> your ear "It's nothing really, but we talk it up as we like the
> attention."
Hmm...a non-believer?
Let me tell you...that ISN'T even close to what she says or does!
:::grinning like the cat that just caught the canary:::
Nocturna le Fey
> Mmm...Nutella! Really...you don't need to. I think you are quite sweet
> enough
Oh, you charmer you! <embarrassed half-grin>
> Why "Ouch!"??? I just wanted to make sure you knew where to find your
> glove, milady! :::evil grin:::
<Blush> Touche!
--
Nocturna ~ Mistress of the Fey
~ Dissembler of the Double-Entendre
~ Practitioner of the Parlance of Poesy
~ Honorary Orator of All Things Shakespeare
~ Possessèd of The Erotic Tongue, from whose font
Aodhan
::swiftly catches her as she sways, careful not to bend the wings, feeling an electric shock as his hands come into contact with her skin::
Here, milady, set for the nonce in the shade of yon tree
::sets her gently on the soft grass beneath a large tree::
Mayhaps this might help thine recovery...
::Hands her a wooden mug, filled with chilled water, lightly laced with lemon and honey::
If you need anything, thou hast but to call.
::stands and bows, then swirls around in a flash of kilted plaid, and disappears down the road::
Aodhan
www20.brinkster.com/spinkick
(Under Production)
Michele-Columbina
>Knowing John is rather intelligent bloke, I have rather enjoyed the glazed
>look
>he gets and the horrific stutter that the simple mention of Columbina's
>name
>produces.
Ever wonder why the payback drink was a Kamikazee? Not a shot either...a slow
comfortable little death. Le sigh...
> He's simply not talented enough to be faking it. Besides, do
>rogues ever fake it???
Some, but not very well. To be honest, I beleive there were two people (maybe
3) in my entire experience who weren't all that impressed with the trick. Not
sensitive in their ears, recognizing the sound and wondering if I meant
it...etc.
It's a skil, a trick. A turn on but not a come on. I spent years getting
better at it.
And good Master Neubauer, I have been to your coast...RPFS and last year's
RenWorldCon to be exact. This trick has also found it's way to colorado,
massachusetts, North Carolina, Virginia and my home shire of Maryland. It even
made an appearance in the St. Louis area and Canada this year. Just depends on
where my schedule can take me.
But i'faith, m'lord, though I be visiting in a shire and do meet many a person,
very few do ever recieve the trick. It be a gifting and as such, is not meant
for all. Mayhaps if we meet, we can speak on't in deeper...detail.
Arrivederchi,
Michele
A.F.R. Goddess of Love, Columbina Andreini
Jon Evans
Shannon Brown wrote:
> **considers standing in line behind nocturna**
(seeing a possible line-up of lovely lasses in the future ...)
RenFool, my friend, I could not *possibly* let you take all this
responsibility upon your shoulders! I will gladly help out, and offer my
own services to these lovely ladies
...
for your benefit, of course. :)
-Jon
Godling
Rogue, Merc, Bard
Pricklus Marvins Scotch of Sarcastica --
"He who moons the IWG with Green."
"The hat with the smirk under it."
Leaper of Balconies.
Trouble.
Half the first of the Rogues with No Shame
In Our Cups official groupie #3 "Darcy's boy."
71.1% FaireFolk corrupt (Boy, has it RISEN! :)
The AllState Rogue (You're in good hands.)
"I agree ... Keltik has tastey nipples." -Amethyst
--
"Let us go forth, the Tellers of Tales, ... and have no fears.
Everything exists, Everything is True,
And the Earth is only a little dust under our feet." -Yeats
Jon Evans http://home.covad.net/~godling god...@mnsinc.com
Nocturna le Fey
Jon Evans wrote:
> RenFool, my friend, I could not *possibly* let you take all this
> responsibility upon your shoulders! I will gladly help out, and offer my
> own services to these lovely ladies
Oh, such a nooooooble rogue! I wouldst not mind getting some
attention from a Sagittarian, for truly it is the best sign
in the Zodiac.
Hast thou gotten in touch with thy spiritual side, of late?
--
Nocturna - Mistress of the Fey
Wench #1878 (The Painting Faerie)
~ Dissembler of the Double-Entendre
~ Practitioner of the Parlance of Poesy
~ Honorary Orator of All Things Shakespeare
~ Keeper of the Mr. Mister Hot Rogue Spritzer^(TM)
~ Possessèd of The Erotic Tongue, from whose font
a sensual spring of verse doth flow--and soaketh
the breeches of mortal men far and wide.
Folsom '01: Winner, Adult Scavenger Hunt -
Nocturna le Fey
"Master Ao[DAMN he can charm!] Spinkick" didst cause this
normally-stalwart night faeire to melt into a puddle of
pixie pudding (mmm....pudding) by employing the following words:
> ::swiftly catches her as she sways, careful not to bend the wings,
feeling an electric shock as his hands come into contact with her skin::
<NEEP!!!>
> ::stands and bows, then swirls around in a flash of kilted plaid,
and disappears down the road::
Regaining her bearings, she wonders, 'Who *was* that plaid
man? Be he a writer, peradventure? For surely his words be
as silver-tongued and quick as his person. I will to ask her
Majesty Queene Titania. She will know if a new Muse walks
amongst us.'
--
Nocturna - Mistress of the Fey
Wench #1878 (The Painting Faerie)
~ Dissembler of the Double-Entendre
~ Practitioner of the Parlance of Poesy
~ Honorary Orator of All Things Shakespeare
~ Keeper of the Mr. Mister Hot Rogue Spritzer^(TM)
~ Possessèd of The Erotic Tongue, from whose font
a sensual spring of verse doth flow--and soaketh
the breeches of mortal men far and wide.
Folsom '01: Winner, Adult Scavenger Hunt -
Paul Neubauer
>
>And good Master Neubauer, I have been to your coast...RPFS and last year's
Ah, but I am not on any coast. The closest to me of any note would be
the coast of Lake Superior or the shore of the Mississippi. There
are actually people and territory between the east and west coasts.
And folks who don't see the great appeal of life near saltwater...
(I'll skip the 'flyover' rant...)
>RenWorldCon to be exact. This trick has also found it's way to colorado,
>massachusetts, North Carolina, Virginia and my home shire of Maryland. It even
>made an appearance in the St. Louis area and Canada this year. Just depends on
>where my schedule can take me.
MN? IA?
--
Paul Neubauer, N9IOG AIM: Vakkotaur
"There's something so very wrong with you..." - BronxElf
Washer Well Wench Prop #1 Mad Jack Bonney the Werewolf?
Ned Flat: "Why are you acting like this?"
Yakko : "We're not acting. We really are like this."
Wakko : "Aren't we lucky?" | Vekell Stronghorse
Cyberkender Esquire
>
> Thanks honey, miss you too!
>
> MD this year?
Nope. Oppertunity came and went. We're going to try again, very hard, next
year. Going to make it to RPFS this Spring?
--
Cyber/<ender Esquire Punslinger-at-Large The Brass Kender
RenMerc and Rogue #159 Journeyman Bodice-ripper Fnord!
AFR Punarello of Sarcastica, Body-Chequor of Wise Fools and Bad Puns
High Priest to the Goddess of Love,
Evolver of Practical Sensuality and Passionate Innocence
cyberkende...@mminternet.com -- http://www.cyberkender.com
Brute Squad - Stealth Division
Apparently Appointed Mayor of There
Enough to make a grown man cry.
Guilde of St. Sigmund, de Sea Monstre.
Shazbot.
R.L.Warflight
<shanno...@hotmail.com> writes:
>-Shannon
>(yes, i went trick-or-treating tonight. yes, i wore my garb. no, i'm not
>too old!)
hehehehehehehehe
so did I!
'course.... I use my children as an excuse to go.....
"Warflight the Wrong"
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<Renn...@BODICECHILLERhome.com> writes:
>Why "Ouch!"??? I just wanted to make sure you knew where to find your
>glove, milady! :::evil grin:::
I think she said "ouch" because her gantlet is steel, with razor spikes.....
elven made of course....
Ghos...@yahoo.com
from the realm of the faerie...
><NEEP!!!>
Uhm...'twould that be a technical term? ;-)
>> ::stands and bows, then swirls around in a flash of kilted plaid,
>
>and disappears down the road::
>
>
>Regaining her bearings, she wonders, 'Who *was* that plaid
>man? Be he a writer, peradventure? For surely his words be
>as silver-tongued and quick as his person. I will to ask her
>Majesty Queene Titania. She will know if a new Muse walks
>amongst us.'
Ah, fear not for the Muse ranks, milady. 'Tis but an aftereffect of
seeing thine beauty. After gazing upon a face so fair it might make
the full moon jealous, how can a humble gent not be moved to offer up
some most fulsome praise?
Nay, having been given the chance to espy thine fair visage upon my
screen, I can rest content, knowing that I have been given a glimpse
of a most divine woman. Whether she be faerie, mortal or some most
wondrous combination, know that thou hast struck, and struck deep into
the mind of a wanderer.
If mine poor words have pleased you, milady, that be all the thanks I
might need. ;-)
However, if thou dost need more pleasing than honeyed tones upon a
delicate ear, mayhaps I can assist with that as well. <weg!>
Aodhan
ye Knotte Master
>In article <9rqqbi$1005l4$1...@ID-93880.news.dfncis.de>, "Shannon Brown"
><shanno...@hotmail.com> writes:
>
>>-Shannon
>>(yes, i went trick-or-treating tonight. yes, i wore my garb. no, i'm not
>>too old!)
>
>hehehehehehehehe
>
> so did I!
>
> 'course.... I use my children as an excuse to go.....
>
>
>"Warflight the Wrong"
This is surprising?
Been doing the same thing ever since I had decent garb... it's much
more fun to take the kids out, isn't it!
Tim
Tim Rightbender/Moray MacDóbhran/Knotty MacFingers MacDude, ye Knotte Master (AKA Tim Russell); Master of knotty roses @}---}--- & ropes, St. Cuthbert's Guilde and FOF, RPFS; Bard #36 - Scaenum quis requirit?; Wizard #29; International Guilde of Knotte Tyers; 82.0% Renfaire corrupt;
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Nocturna le Fey
R.L.Warflight didst explicate:
> I think she said "ouch" because her gantlet is steel, with razor spikes.....
> elven made of course....
That's exactly right! Even a wench couldst pick up a lady's
silk glove, but it takes a strapping young rogue to wield a
gauntlet forged by elves! (Why do you think I keep dropping
it all the time?) ;-)
Nocturna le Fey
> Nay, having been given the chance to espy thine fair visage upon my
> screen, I can rest content, knowing that I have been given a glimpse
> of a most divine woman. Whether she be faerie, mortal or some most
> wondrous combination, know that thou hast struck, and struck deep into
> the mind of a wanderer.
He is but too modest. At my behest, Her Majesty Queene of
Faeries didst look deep into his soul and does discern the
muse of a poet therein.
> However, if thou dost need more pleasing than honeyed tones upon a
> delicate ear, mayhaps I can assist with that as well. <weg!>
Sir, thou I have dwelt in the realm of Fey for centuries
I am yet she of woman born--and a woman's passions like a
maelstrom in my blood doth tempestuously course, awaiting
abatement.
--
Nocturna - Mistress of the Fey
Wench #1878 (The Painting Faerie)
~ Dissembler of the Double-Entendre
~ Practitioner of the Parlance of Poesy
~ Honorary Orator of All Things Shakespeare
~ Keeper of the Mr. Mister Hot Rogue Spritzer^(TM)
~ Possessčd of The Erotic Tongue, from whose font
Michele-Columbina
>>And good Master Neubauer, I have been to your coast...RPFS and last year's
to which Master Neubaure responded:
>Ah, but I am not on any coast. The closest to me of any note would be
>the coast of Lake Superior or the shore of the Mississippi. There
>are actually people and territory between the east and west coasts.
I'faith, it be my mistake and I ask thy pardon. I mistook other things you
said. I know full well there be other faires to attend mid way cross the
country and have done so. I have goodly friends who are in MN on many
occasions; howe're, as it doth conflict directly with my home shire and working
gig at MD, I can not attend.
I do not know when the faire runs in Iowa, you will have to inform me of what I
am missing. ;-)
(At least I got to Missouri and Kansas...that is kinda close...sort of...)
Michele-Columbina
>Oppertunity came and went. We're going to try again, very hard, next
>year. Going to make it to RPFS this Spring?
Can't. Meeting from hell corresponds directly with the run. But the year
after might bode well.
WHoo hoo!
Keltik
*snip* of Jon selflessly offering to save Tom by throwing himself in harm's
(LOL) way.
(BTW, Miz, Le Fey, if Jon makes it out your way, I reccomend him... *G*)
> "He who moons the IWG with Green."
I still haven't seen this...
>"I agree ... Keltik has tastey nipples." -Amethyst
Fine..sneak in and post something like that while I'm in Charlotte..
Well, *G* they were tasty, the whole plateload of e'm
that NYRF IWG brought me....and as i recall, you had
more than one youself... hee hee...
(peanut butter cookies with full size hershey kisses on top of each one)
The EmeraldDragon ate his with unseemely gusto, paralyzing poor Ani,
as documented elsewhere.. I did hand them round generously , so
anyone nearby got one of my "nipples" :P
so there... :P
Consider joining my new privateer crew(see below)
and I'll forgive you for dragging my "nipples" into conversation *EG*
(i'm ver-r-ry protective of cookies, most times)
Besides, I already got Jim, Russell & Dave Lister...
If you don't move fast, you could be stuck with "cabin boy" *WEG*
Keltik
(the subject header is starting go seriously wrong, i fear)
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>
> Can't. Meeting from hell corresponds directly with the run. But the year
> after might bode well.
A meeting that last 8 weeks??? That really is Hell!
--
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any proof.
R.L.Warflight
<cyberkende...@mminternet.com> writes:
> Can't. Meeting from hell corresponds directly with the run. But the year
>> after might bode well.
>
> A meeting that last 8 weeks??? That really is Hell!
WOW!
I worked for that company!
It was called Northrop!
Aodhan
>> responsibility upon your shoulders! I will gladly help out, and offer my
>> own services to these lovely ladies
>
>
>Oh, such a nooooooble rogue! I wouldst not mind getting some
>attention from a Sagittarian, for truly it is the best sign
>in the Zodiac.
>
>Hast thou gotten in touch with thy spiritual side, of late?
Ah, milady...in my other discourses, have I neglected to
mention.......?
I would be a Sagittarian as well... ;-)
Aodhan
www20.brinkster.com/spinkick
(Under Production)
Amethyst
>"I agree ... Keltik has tastey nipples." -Amethyst
Godling Darling,
How the heck did *I* get into your sig file? Boy, did I take a wrong turn or
what? More importantly, how the heck did I *miss* the fact I was in your sig
file? You slipped that one right by me, I'm impressed!! I think I owe you one
now. But it's true ... they were mighty tasty!!
Am
______________________________
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Aodhan
>Faeries didst look deep into his soul and does discern the
>muse of a poet therein.
::faint blush::
>> However, if thou dost need more pleasing than honeyed tones upon a
>> delicate ear, mayhaps I can assist with that as well. <weg!>
>
>Sir, thou I have dwelt in the realm of Fey for centuries
>
>I am yet she of woman born--and a woman's passions like a
>maelstrom in my blood doth tempestuously course, awaiting
>abatement.
Ah, to be swept up in the maelstrom. Deftly would I guide thy vessel,
bringing it to bay with both skill and elan, though the tempest may
last for hours, days or even weeks. And I wouldst adroitly bring thee
to a safe harbor once the storm has worn itself out. Also, as a true
guide, I wouldst stand ready to assist in the case of future
tempests...
Aodhan
www20.brinkster.com/spinkick
(Under Production)
Michele-Columbina
>
>>
>> Can't. Meeting from hell corresponds directly with the run. But the
>year
>> after might bode well.
>
> A meeting that last 8 weeks??? That really is Hell!
You have no idea. International Meeting on Biotechnology tandem with not as
international meeting on in vitro animal work, in tandem with a HUGE
exhibition...did I mention there are two people in my office and we are doing
almost all of the organization...
Trust me, it has already started.
RennFoole
> > I think she said "ouch" because her gantlet is steel, with razor
spikes.....
> > elven made of course....
>
>
> That's exactly right! Even a wench couldst pick up a lady's
> silk glove, but it takes a strapping young rogue to wield a
> gauntlet forged by elves! (Why do you think I keep dropping
> it all the time?) ;-)
Ahh...yes...I knew that. But, of course, being the strapping young rogue
that I am, I had no problems handling your...um...steel, elven gauntlet!
And, those razor spikes - hmmm - a most interesting sensation!!!
:::grinning widely:::
--
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AKA: "Jack, Who Wished He Had Gone Much Further" of
the infamous yet seemingly non-existent JACKS of RPFS!
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CRF INVASION 2001
just Lori
me, Am, for replying to her post here.
(snip about the mythical green moon of Jon)
>>"I agree ... Keltik has tastey nipples." -Amethyst
>Fine..sneak in and post something like that while I'm in Charlotte..
>Well, *G* they were tasty, the whole plateload of e'm
>that NYRF IWG brought me....and as i recall, you had
>more than one youself... hee hee...
>(peanut butter cookies with full size hershey kisses on top of each one)
>The EmeraldDragon ate his with unseemely gusto, paralyzing poor Ani,
>as documented elsewhere.. I did hand them round generously , so
>anyone nearby got one of my "nipples" :P
>
>so there... :P
>
>Consider joining my new privateer crew(see below)
>and I'll forgive you for dragging my "nipples" into conversation *EG*
>(i'm ver-r-ry protective of cookies, most times)
>Besides, I already got Jim, Russell & Dave Lister...
>If you don't move fast, you could be stuck with "cabin boy" *WEG*
>
Keltik, I didn't taste your nipples. ::pout:: I did see them flashed about that
weekend, and I'll bet they were good...
just Lori
wondering if she could be a privateer and what her position would be on a
ship...
RennFoole
> (seeing a possible line-up of lovely lasses in the future ...)
>
> RenFool, my friend, I could not *possibly* let you take all this
> responsibility upon your shoulders! I will gladly help out, and offer my
> own services to these lovely ladies
>
> ...
>
> for your benefit, of course. :)
Ahh...my friend...although I am certain I could handle all comers - I am
generous enough to share. So, line up, my beauties and take advatage of two
generous Rogues with special talents. :::evil grin:::
--
Tom - The RennFoole: Working On His Tongue Excercises
RennFoole
> Keltik, I didn't taste your nipples. ::pout:: I did see them flashed about
that
> weekend, and I'll bet they were good...
>
> just Lori
> wondering if she could be a privateer and what her position would be on a
> ship...
Well, from everything I've heard - they ARE good. Mmm....and so are the
cookies!
:::ducks and runs very VERY fast:::
--
Tom - The RennFoole: Soon To Be First Mate On A Ship Of Terror
Aodhan
::Hmmm........::
Nah, that one is too easy...better just let it... *lie* there...
::waits for the groans::
Aodhan
www20.brinkster.com/spinkick
(Under Production)
Keltik
>
>just Lori didst reply...
>> Keltik, I didn't taste your nipples. ::pout:: I did see them flashed about
>that
>> weekend, and I'll bet they were good...
>Well, from everything I've heard - they ARE good. Mmm....and so are the
>cookies!
>
>:::ducks and runs very VERY fast:::
not fast enough, me boyo ... *EG*
::whacks Tom with her "birthday present":::
:P
-keltik
of the looong reach....
RennFoole
> >:::ducks and runs very VERY fast:::
>
> not fast enough, me boyo ... *EG*
>
> ::whacks Tom with her "birthday present":::
Um...which one? Sergeant Stroker? Or....the BIG PRESENT from Gar-Gar???
--
Tom - The RennFoole: Some Would Say He's a Deranged Dry Cleaner (LOL)