Sex slave looking for couple in D.C.
Timothy Madda
to please. I am willing to try just about anything and am willing to
spend weekends as a slave to your whims and desires. Bondage and kinky
sex acts excite me. email if interested.
Tim
TyMeDwn1st
Okay, Tim, I'm interested. Your first assignment--designed to demonstrate
your worthiness to be anyone's slave--is to spend the entire weekend
writing, neatly and legibly:
"I will not post personal ads to alt.sex.bondage. Personal ads should be
posted to alt.personals.bondage."
I expect at least 3,000 of these.
Ty
Who is mostly just
a slightly skewed
Donna Reed
Michael J Falcon Gates
Do you babysit? Scrub crayon off walls? Can you patch drywall that's been
bashed in by the five-year-old's Tonka truck? Change diapers on the
two-year-old?
Damn.
Well, then, take it to alt.personals.bondage.
-m
Hmmmm. Maybe I should write a personal... "Couple Seeks Submissive
Babysitter"...
Eden
In article <3hvmq8$h...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>,
Holy horse poop (no reference to Equus intended <g>), Ty. What we gonna
do when those 3,000 posts show up here? *grin
ME
<who thinks Bob better get home quick before I'm run outta asb on a
rail...or would that be a horse?>
Wicked Switch of the West
: Hi, I'm a 19yo male college student in the D.C. area looking for a couple
: Tim
Please direct your personals to alt.sex.wannas
Manx
Still silly, and *really* cooking now!!
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Unknown
(Timothy
Hello Tim. My name is Mindy and I am 23 years old. My husband Aaron and I
just
got married and we are looking for some new excitement in the bedroom. We
are
very interested in your offer, and we would like to get to know you (all of
you)
better. Please write back with a full (and true) description of yourself.
Hope
to hear from you soon. Mindy and Aaron
Eden
And Eden skips the "looking for slave" stuff and responds to Ed/Equus:
E. A. "Ed" Graham Jr. <crac...@io.com> wrote:
^^^^^^^^
Would this be "graham crackers"? <feeling much sympathy for Casey <g>)
>Oooooh! I'm liking the sound of this better all the time!!!!
Giddeup, Giddeup! Ride 'em, ride 'em, Dom-girls.
Eden
<now just where did I put that riding crop?>
MK aka Casey Hamilton
> Eden (anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu) wrote:
> : Eden <anon...@nyx.cs.du.edu> who is a rather strange mood today, writes:
> Today? Strange? just Today? golly, I'm gone five days and she thinks she's
> only strange occasionally
Umm, uhh, Bob, hon? You *may* be pushing it a bit close here. I dunno
about Eden, but if I saw Ed/Equus posting something like this - "Oh,
Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
> Bob
> Grinning and _really_
> running for cover
I'd suggest getting those running shoes movin' fast...
+ + + +
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
+======================================================================+
MK aka Casey Hamilton (No wannas, please; Ed/Equus and the
02/20/1995 Weaselboy are QUITE enough for me
to deal with!)
Bob Forman
: btm...@crl.com (Bob Forman) wrote:
: > Eden (anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu) wrote:
: > : Eden <anon...@nyx.cs.du.edu> who is a rather strange mood today, writes:
: > Today? Strange? just Today? golly, I'm gone five days and she thinks she's
: > only strange occasionally
: Umm, uhh, Bob, hon? You *may* be pushing it a bit close here. I dunno
: about Eden, but if I saw Ed/Equus posting something like this - "Oh,
: Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
Casey, now that I have re-read it, you may be absolutely right, twasn't
the way I wanted it to sound. Maybe I'm lucky I am off on another 3 day
trip.. naw, hehe.. if I are in "hot water" I'll know when I call her
tonight.. maybe i should practice my "major sucking up routines" while I
am driving today,..um.. no that won't work.. She always sees through them
**grin, maybe I'll..... um um.....no that wouldn't work either....
Oh well, I guess I will have to just grin and bare it... :}
Bob
aka Pet
and on the road again
Ya'll have a good time while I'm gone
+"A submissive reality is giving your fantasy to the Dominant so that+
+She can use it Her way...Mistress Cybelle, Sandmutopia Guardian,+
+**Chosen and Owned by Mistress Eden**+
!!Who has my trust. May she use it well for both our pleasure!!
=btm...@crl.com*btm...@aol.com*an75902*an148754=
Name withheld by request
And Eden <anon...@nyx.cs.du.edu> jumps back in:
In article <O0HIlGkZ...@io.com>,
MK aka Casey Hamilton <ms_...@io.com> wrote:
>btm...@crl.com (Bob Forman) wrote:
>> Eden (anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu) wrote:
>> : Eden <anon...@nyx.cs.du.edu> who is a rather strange mood today, writes:
>> Today? Strange? just Today? golly, I'm gone five days and she thinks she's
>> only strange occasionally
>
>Umm, uhh, Bob, hon? You *may* be pushing it a bit close here. I dunno
>about Eden, but if I saw Ed/Equus posting something like this - "Oh,
>Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
Well, Casey, he had a *lot of 'splainin' to do yesterday, and not just
about this post!
>
>> Bob
>> Grinning and _really_
>> running for cover
>
>I'd suggest getting those running shoes movin' fast...
Whelp, Casey, I can say my Pet is intelligent. He took your advice and
headed off to work in parts miles away from my ability to reach out and
*whack. <g>
ME
02/21/95
MK aka Casey Hamilton
geneseo.edu [and isn't that in New York, not DC?] according to the
header] wrote:
> Hello Tim. My name is Mindy and I am 23 years old. My husband Aaron
> and I just got married and we are looking for some new excitement in
> the bedroom.
First of all kids, you'll need to learn to differentiate between private
e-mail and public posting. You did the latter, while I suspect you would
have preferred the former.
Second of all, you're 23, a newly-wed and you're *already* looking for
new bedroom excitement? Sounds more like you need a marriage counselor
or sex therapist rather than a sex slave.
+ + + +
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
+======================================================================+
MK aka Casey Hamilton (No wannas, please; Ed/Equus and the
02/22/1995 Weaselboy are QUITE enough for me
to deal with!)
ssch...@infinet.com
> Hello Tim. My name is Mindy and I am 23 years old. My husband Aaron and I
> just
> got married and we are looking for some new excitement in the bedroom. We
> are
> very interested in your offer, and we would like to get to know you (all of
> you)
> better. Please write back with a full (and true) description of yourself.
> Hope
> to hear from you soon. Mindy and Aaron
Mindy:
If you're in Washington, you should join The Power Exchange. It's a local
BBS that's exclusively for SM folks. They're some of the best folks
around. We've met many of the people from the Board personally, and at the
parties they hold. I highly recommend it!
Sara
PS. Sorry to post this publicly. I couldn't respond to you via e-mail from
your address.
--
It never rains under my umbrella
Pete Townshend
jac...@palace.com
rlte...@unity.ncsu.edu (Leigh) wrote:
IR>>Do you babysit? Scrub crayon off walls? Can you patch drywall that's been
IR>>bashed in by the five-year-old's Tonka truck? Change diapers on the
IR>>two-year-old?
IR>Yes!
IR>Yes! (But do I have to? I *like* the creations on walls, cuz it's
IR>neat, and the kids eventually grow up and don't *do* it anymore :( Ok
IR>okok, so they should stick to paper and stuff, but but... it's so cute
IR>:) )
IR>Yes! (I can even patch drywall that a 15 yr old sticks his fist
IR>through *grin*)
IR>And Yes! I can change diapers on a 2 yr old! (ok, it's more like chasing a
IR>2 yr old about with a diaper until by some miracle or act of god the diapers
IR>get *on* the kid, but let's _pretend_ we have a bit of control, shall we? :)
IR>>Hmmmm. Maybe I should write a personal... "Couple Seeks Submissive
IR>>Babysitter"...
IR>Me me!! :) I can play CandyLand 10 times in a row! I can tell bedtime
IR>stories at the drop of a hat! I have more inane rhymes than Dr Seuss!
IR>And my favorite joke is indeed:
IR>Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
IR>A: Because 7 ate (8) 9!
IR>*grin* Though, I'm not sure if this makes me a submissive babysitter, or
IR>just a masochistic person who likes hanging with kids. *Grin*
I'm not a couple and I'm not in DC...but what the
fuck...YOU'RE HIRED!
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Keyport, NJ
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33.397462% sadist
7.253237% undefined (experiments continue...)
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