John Winston who? Lennon??
James Kibo Parry
>
> Now tomment on a comment.
Hey, I didn't know you had a Mac keyboard. Mine also drops two or three
letters at a time if I'm typing while the naked pictures are unpacking
themselves. (Curiously, it doesn't do it if the pictures have clothes on.)
It also changes "the" into "t^He" (resulting in the "e" backspacing on
top of where the "t" was) if I type the "t" and "h" simultaneously
(because I type so fast that occasionally I hit six or seven letters
during the same anosecond.)
Anyway, I shall write that in my scrapbook of Great Bumper Stickers
Said By John_-_Winston:
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| NOW TOMMENT ON A COMMENT. |
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Sounds like the name of one of those British sitcoms with really mushy
audio except for the deafeningly loud laugh track. And women with big wigs.
> On Sat, 10 Oct 1998, Shelley wrote:
>
> > Allllllllrighty then!
> >
> > Point me toward the clairavoyant-canine creating comrad, and I will ask!
>
> JW OK. Stick around a couple of two or three days, he will probably
> read this and get back to you.
No, no, John, the correct answer is
"I don't CREATE dogs, I just TRAIN them!"
That works even better right after someone says "Why don't you MAKE me?"
-- K.
What am I eating under here?
ABC gum. Why do you ask?
Mark Hill
ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
> In alt.fan.john-winston, John F. Winston (john...@mlode.com) wrote:
> >
> > Now tomment on a comment.
>
> Hey, I didn't know you had a Mac keyboard.
you meant, "I didn't know you had a Mac-compatwelcome datacompible keyboard."
Pope Emperor FrogMaN
ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) was abducted by psychotic
Alfs ("yo!"), anally probed, and decreed:
>In alt.fan.john-winston, John F. Winston (john...@mlode.com) wrote:
>>
>> Now tomment on a comment.
>
>Hey, I didn't know you had a Mac keyboard. Mine also drops two or three
>letters at a time if I'm typing while the naked pictures are unpacking
>themselves. (Curiously, it doesn't do it if the pictures have clothes on.)
What's a Mac, mommy?
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John F. Winston
On Tue, 13 Oct 1998, James Kibo Parry wrote:
> In alt.fan.john-winston, John F. Winston (john...@mlode.com) wrote:
> >
> > Now tomment on a comment.
>
> Hey, I didn't know you had a Mac keyboard. Mine also drops two or three
> letters at a time if I'm typing while the naked pictures are unpacking
> themselves. (Curiously, it doesn't do it if the pictures have clothes on.)
JW It seems my mistakes are funnier that when I try to be funny.
Matt McIrvin
(James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
>Anyway, I shall write that in my scrapbook of Great Bumper Stickers
>Said By John_-_Winston:
>
> +-----------------------------+
> | NOW TOMMENT ON A COMMENT. |
> +-----------------------------+
>
>Sounds like the name of one of those British sitcoms with really mushy
>audio except for the deafeningly loud laugh track. And women with big wigs.
When I was very young I had the same dream two or three times, with
different variations. No, this is not the one with the flying giant bar
of soap with a human face.
Actually, it wasn't the same dream every time, mostly. The common element
was that I could figure out I was dreaming because of the existence of a
book in which I was a central character, a book which I knew did not
actually exist. The book was about me and somebody else named Matthew, and
it was called "The Tatthews of the Matthews."
In one version of the dream, my first-grade teacher was reading the book
to the class, and I became terribly confused by the reading of a clearly
nonexistent book. In another version, I found it on a bookshelf at home
and went around telling everyone they were just characters in my dream,
which made them all very sad.
I am still haunted by the question of what a Tatthew is.
--
Matt McIrvin http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/
dph...@my-dejanews.com
Gesundheit.
--
--dph.
(preferred email: dhayes AT iname DOT com)
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Chris Franks
>
> I am still haunted by the question of what a Tatthew is.
Matt, as a father, grandfather, great-grandfather, and uncle
(even of a nephew named Matthew) I must confess to perpetuating what I
also received as a son, grandson, and nephew. One of the first things
we learn is our name, and it is one of the first things others learn
about us. Upon meeting me for the first time, when I was 18 months
old, my Grandfather's brother Paul said to me, "So this is Christopher!
Christopher Schmistopher!" A grown-up's vocabulary includes few words
in common with a toddler, so to cover their embarrasment, they invent
rhyming words, little conscious of the trauma which they visit upon us.
But our little branes struggle to learn what is being taught by these
huge, powerful creatures that have taken time out from their busy
schedules to share their wisdom with us. "Matthew Tatthew""Douglas
Smuglas""Jonathan Bonathan". You have made me realize that I have
done this all my life, in retribution for what was done to me.
Well, Matt, your turn will come. I just hope you will be able to break
the chain. I will never again call my great-grandson "Milo Smileo",
and maybe he will grow up better than I did.
David Pacheco
says...
> Matt, as a father, grandfather, great-grandfather, and uncle
> (even of a nephew named Matthew) I must confess to perpetuating what I
> also received as a son, grandson, and nephew.
Herpes Simplex II is not something that should be made fun of. Sorry...
not something of which fun should be made after. Sorry, not something
to which after fun is made, you shouldn't.
> One of the first things
> we learn is our name, and it is one of the first things others learn
> about us.
One of the first things other people learn about me when meeting me in
person is that I love to be naked, and smeared with cattle dung from
head to toe. But I guess that's pretty darn obvious.
They then experience a quick realization: "Oh, so THAT'S him," before
they start pelting me with rocks.
I'm stuffed with five rocks right now.
> Upon meeting me for the first time, when I was 18 months
> old, my Grandfather's brother Paul said to me, "So this is Christopher!
> Christopher Schmistopher!"
Very similar, according to legend, to the words uttered by the first of
the Four Wise Kings when seeing the Christ child face to face for the
first time. You know, the one that brought the fondue set.
"So THIS is Christ!"
So what does the "T" in "Jesus T. Christ" stand for?
> A grown-up's vocabulary includes few words
> in common with a toddler, so to cover their embarrasment, they invent
> rhyming words, little conscious of the trauma which they visit upon us.
Say hello to my niece, Ragina Funt, and her little half-brother, Penis
Dickbreathwanker.
> But our little branes struggle to learn what is being taught by these
> huge, powerful creatures that have taken time out from their busy
> schedules to share their wisdom with us.
Bigfootf? The Yeti?
Or that kindly old grandfather who reminisces about eating German candy
back in the 40's? You think he's not a Nazi, but he IS, SEE?!?!!
> "Matthew Tatthew""Douglas
> Smuglas""Jonathan Bonathan". You have made me realize that I have
> done this all my life, in retribution for what was done to me.
AND FOR THIS, YOU SHALL BURN IN SCHMELL.
> Well, Matt, your turn will come. I just hope you will be able to break
> the chain. I will never again call my great-grandson "Milo Smileo",
> and maybe he will grow up better than I did.
I'm going to name my first child "Milo Smileo" and then introduce him to
you, Mr. Schmanks.
-dp.
Speaking of names:
www.apachecon.com is up.
STOP URL-BOMBING ME!
Excuse me, I have to
go watch "Schmace:1999"
Chris Franks
>
> So what does the "T" in "Jesus T. Christ" stand for?
That's Jesus ^H^H^H Christ. Why do you think the Kibo symbol is a
giant H? Well, maybe it stands for Humbug?
the Ur-Beatle
write in alt.religion.kibology:
"So what does the "T" in "Jesus T. Christ" stand for?
it stands for "The".
as in:
Jesus the Christ!
the wonderful wonderful Christ!
whenever he gets in a fix,
he reaches down for his crucifix!
--
Oh, I was waiting for God! He's on the parallel bars.
His Most Feathered Eminence, the Ur-Beatle
that guy with the hair