tiny the lizard

[G 0 D A L M I G H T Y]

A guy walks into a bar with a lizard sitting
on his shoulder.
He says to the bartender, " A double whiskey
for me and," pointing to the lizard, "A
half-pint of Guinness for Tiny here."
"Why do you call him Tiny?" asked the bartender.
The man answered, ... "Because he's my newt."

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[nemo]

G 0 D A L M I G H T Y <i-am-y...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message
news:3ef2378f$2...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...

>
> A guy walks into a bar with a lizard sitting
> on his shoulder.
> He says to the bartender, " A double whiskey
> for me and," pointing to the lizard, "A
> half-pint of Guinness for Tiny here."
> "Why do you call him Tiny?" asked the bartender.
> The man answered, ... "Because he's my newt."
>

Yessssssss! (bored)

And I call my dog Fungus because he's my Sealyham!

The dog might have whiskers on it but there's no need for puns that have
them too.

And if he'd fed him a certain kind of nut he'd have been pistachioed as a
newt!