You Know You Ghetto When.....

Soljah 4life

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Nov 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/9/97

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You die of gunshot wounds and the obituary say you died of natural
causes!!
Damn....

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k. orr

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Nov 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/10/97

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On Sun, 9 Nov 1997 21:00:47 -0600, R-...@webtv.net (Soljah 4life)
wrote:

>You die of gunshot wounds and the obituary say you died of natural
>causes!!
>Damn....

When dessert is a sugar sandwich
when you only have money for 2 rims, and you put both on the driver
side.
when you know what a quarter water is.
when you believed that Tropical Fantasy was owned by the Klan.
when you ask for RED soda

k. orr
house of phat beats

718

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Nov 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/10/97

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*when fine boricua 'n negra females seem to be 'round every corner.

*when the candy store is known as the bodega.

*when you can buy cuchifrito food on every other block.

*when you get to your neigborhood and feel safe.

*finally you ALWAYS know you ghetto when --> you taking the m15 bus
home and every white person gets off at east 96st and for the rest of
the ride home all you see are latinos 'n blacks riding the bus...

LiCkDaLiPz

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Nov 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/12/97

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*You know u ghetto when... u have razor bumps on tha back of yo neck from
shavin*

* You know u ghetto if... you refer yo boyfriend as "My Baby Daddy"*

*You know u ghetto when u hold up ya stockings up wit rubber bands*

*You know u ghetto when u have a can of used bacon grease in tha middle of yo
stove*

*You know u ghetto If you still go to Denny's*

*You know u ghetto If u wear dirty cloths and spray perfum on em to make em
smell good*

*You know u ghetto if u go 2 work/school smellin like chicken grease*

*you know u ghetto if......you page yaself*

*You know ya ghetto if ya daughter dont know tha words 2 "miss mary mack" but
know all tha lyrics to Snoop Doggy Dogg*

* if u clean ya ears wit a bobby pen or key yo ass is hella ghetto*

NevaLand

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Nov 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/12/97

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When you say ghetto jokes on a hip-hop newsgroup.

Nevie

AKIEM ALLAH *)7

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Nov 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/12/97

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When...

you make sure to get the 5 for 4 Ramen special

you eat a sauce pan full of cold Fruit Loops for dinner

you now and then you get your electricity with an extention cord from
next door

you master a secret Kool-Aid making style

you dont have to ask the food stamp/dollar exchange rate

a roach across your face wakes you about once a week

gun shots wake every night

you only wake to police sirrens when they cut off at your place

it stays in you even when you leave it

PEACE
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OverTIME

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Nov 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/17/97

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When you got mo chairs outside yo house than inside.

When the driver's seat of yo load is permanently reclined as far as it can go.

When you turn on yo system, yo trunk rattles from the bass

When yo buy single Blacks.

When you wear a curl.

...If you still do.

Stay UP!!

OverTIME

ThaKrazy1

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Nov 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/18/97

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None of the above. If i HAD to choose, it would be Rakim, i guess.

Alex Wasik

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Nov 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/19/97

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You know you're ghetto when...

You stop me on the street to ask for a dino.

You play frisbee with a hub cap.

You bump a stolen Busta Rhymes tape

You use the 2 of hearts because you lost the 6 of clubs.

Doc

AKIEM ALLAH *)7

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Nov 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/19/97

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when you make sure everyone sees your pager

when you make fake cell phone calls

when you recline your car seat so far back you cant hardly see, just to
get your proper lean on

when you start your whip with a screwdriver

when you open your door or trunk with a screw driver

when no matter how fucked up your joint is the first thing you get is
some rims

when no matter how fucked up your joint is the second thing you get is a
system

when no matter what, the rims, system, burnout cell, pager etc. is
stolen

when the very last thing you get is some real insuranse, not a dummy
print out

OEL1234392

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Nov 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/23/97

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.....you ask if the Dollar Store accepts checks

AKIEM ALLAH *)7

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Nov 23, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/23/97

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OEL1234392 wrote:
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> .....you ask if the Dollar Store accepts checks

nah, when you ask do they take stamps, and if they do, then you know

Eroul C.

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Nov 26, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/26/97

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-You're wearing someone elses clothes

-You got more woofers in your trunk than in your house

peace,
Eroul C.

Soljah 4life

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Nov 26, 1997, 3:00:00 AM11/26/97

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you 5 years old and you know all about sex

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OverTiME

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Dec 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/8/97

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...When you see a gal buy a pickle & a peppermint at the koena stow market.