Captain Sisko and the Great DS9 Vampire Vole Hunt
Trekker
Okay, it's silly season again. This one is an unashamed rip off of an
obscure English folk song - sort of..! I apologise to all who created
Captain Beaky and acknowledge that a lot of this is theirs and that without
them...etc etc...
Captain Sisko and the Great DS9 Vampire Vole Hunt
The bravest heroes in the land are Captain Sisko and his band
That's Major Kira and her vole, Worf and Dax - her slug and all
They sit by the wormhole singing songs,
That tell how they have righted wrongs.
Once Vampire Vole, a giant rat took the station folk aback
In fear and trembling every night
In case he gave some-one a bite
Said Jadzia Dax, "we'll lie in wait
And one of us will be the bait."
Said Captain Sisko, "Have no fear for I alone will volunteer!"
"No, make it me" said Major K, "I haven't done a lot today.
If Vampire Vole should want me bled
I'll aim a phaser at his head!"
""A good idea" said Miles O'Brien, "We hide together, we'll be fine.
And when you've overcome resistance,
We'll rush along to your assistance!"
Said Macho Worf, "I have a plan. I'll fetch my Bat'leth when I can
I'll skewer the vole upon its tip
And hurl it through the window quick."
Said Dax, "But with the windows broken
The air will go - we'll all be chokin'"
Macho Worf just scratched his head
"I hadn't thought of that" he said.
Said Dax, "The rest of us hold back. There's only one that he'll attack."
Said Miles O'Brien, "I like your plan!"
"Good luck" said Dax, "For you're the man!"
So Chief O'Brien, his brow a-sweating
Onto the Promenade went fretting.
Captain Sisko waved his hand, followed by his trusty band
That's Major Kira and her vole, Worf and Dax - her slug and all.
"Stop!" said Sisko, "I hear squeaking."
"It's Kira's vole, " said Worf, "He's speaking."
"It's all in Vole" said Jadzia Dax, "How do we decipher that?"
Said Major K, "I understand. My vole is Odo - ain't he grand?
He's saying that his eyes are fine
And Vampire Vole has caught O'Brien!"
"Quick men!" said Sisko, "no delay
We mustn't let him get away!"
And leaping off said, "Follow me!"
And fell headfirst down lift shaft 3.
Oh how they ran to save O'Brien
For they couldn't stomach Keiko crying
Led along by Kira's vole
As he squeaked directions through the hull
Then Vampire Vole's lair they spied
Were they too late, was he inside?
Said Macho Worf, "I'll get a pole
And stop him going down his hole!"
Then into sight the vole came jogging
Right past his hole, no sign of stopping.
Said Jadzia Dax, "That's rather funny,
There's something swearing in his tummy."
Said Captain Sisko, "You're not lying
Vampire Vole has ate O'Brien!"
And as the rat jogged out of sight
Off they chased into the night.
At last they found it, tired and dizzy
And pulled out Miles who said, "Where is he?
For left alone I wasn't brave
And crawled into a warm, damp cave."
Said Worf, "I have to tell you that
You crawled into that Vampire rat."
"That was brave of Miles" said Kira
And backed away as he stepped nearer
The bravest heroes in the land are Captain Sisko and his band
That's Major Kira and her vole, Worf and Dax - her slug and all.
They sit by the wormhole singing songs
That tell how they have righted wrongs.
The End
KIRNEH
On Tue, 7 Apr 1998, Trekker wrote:
> Okay, it's silly season again.
Don't you just *love* Silly season? I do-- score another hit for Karen
Dunn!
>
> Captain Sisko and the Great DS9 Vampire Vole Hunt
(even this title made me laugh so hard, fire brandy came out my nose! :> )
da laffin tlhIngan :>
Joh...@warwick.net
In article <6gcret$mnt$1...@eros.clara.net>,
"Trekker" <kd...@clara.net> wrote:
>
> Okay, it's silly season again. This one is an unashamed rip off of an
> obscure English folk song - sort of..! I apologise to all who created
> Captain Beaky and acknowledge that a lot of this is theirs and that without
> them...etc etc...
>
Dear all,
I am looking for a copy of the old 'Captain Beaky' songbook and the LP. I had
these when I was a kid, and just found an old copy of them in some boxes that
I had been rummaging through. Unfortuantely they are badly damaged from water
that flooded our basement!
Please, I am desperate. Does ANYONE know where I can obtain another copy of
these
Thanks.
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