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[I'm the mark of sarcasm, the upside-down exclaimation mark, I am the Black
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Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D
Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County.
Writer, Humorist [The Absent Mind], and everything else under the moon.
[Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL]
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"As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore
you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into
barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles;
reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep."
-- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner]
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"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his
enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes
a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine
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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work
and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke
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"There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian
(in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002
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"...I would have wished that no one in the state that could claim
he was above the law, and that no one from outside the state could
dictate a law [Fuck the UN] that the state was obliged to recognize.
For regardless of how the government is formally constituted, if
there is a single man not subject to the law, all the others are
necessarily at that man' mercy." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau;
To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality.
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"...It follows that if in such a fortunate situation it (the country/
state) would have nothing to fear but itself, and if citizens were
trained in arms, it would be more for maintaining that soldiery
spirit and noble courage that are so well suited for freedom and
cultivate the taste for it rather than from the necessity for it's
citizens' actual defence. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau;
To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality.
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"Freedom can only exist if all laws apply to all people." --
Jean-Jacques Rousseau; possible paraphrase.
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"Think, it's not illegal yet." -- George Clinton
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"A Press That Is Not Free Isn't A Press At All" -- Gölök Buday
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"A Government, Of All Things, Is To Be Questioned And
Inspected" -- Gölök Buday
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"At The Very Least, Insanity Isn't Unsanitary" -- Gölök Buday
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"it is an abomination for a person's tax dollars to be used to
further a faith to which he does not subscribe. You want to
pray, go to church. Nobody's objecting." -- Thomas
Jefferson
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"I am the first Prime Minister of this country of neither altogether
English nor French origin. So I determined to bring about a
Canadian citizenship that knew no hyphenated consideration."
- Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 29, 1958, Maclean's.
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"We shall never build the nation which our potential resources
make possible by dividing ourselves into Anglophones,
Francophones, multiculturalphones, or whatever kind of
phoneys you choose. I say: Americans, first, last,
and always!" - Gölök Buday, Purposely misquoting the
Chief's Quote For His Own Agenda (2002).
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"Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong."
- Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 11, 1958
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"As long as there is a drop of blood in my body they won't
stop me from talking about freedom." - Prime Minister
Diefenbaker, June 3, 1962, Sudbury, Ontario.
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"Freedom includes the right to say what others may object to
and resent... The essence of citizenship is to be tolerant of
strong and provocative words." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker,
April 9, 1970, House of Commons.
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"I Am A Surrealists" -- What Salvador Dali Said When
Asked Why He Didn't Belong To The Surrealists (this may
be true, regarding why actors tend not to belong to the
Group of Actors and Libertarians don't always belong to the
Libertarian Party.)
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"I prefer to go to church, not have church come to me."
-- Gölök Buday
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"It's almost as if he [Bill Clinton] spent 8 years pissing all over
the presidency and on his last day went, 'oh! missed a spot."
-- Lewis Black on Rich Pardon, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
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"Honesty Makes An Opinion Important, Dishonesty Makes
It Irrelevant (unimportant even)" -- Gölök Buday; 2002
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"An Opinion, Like An Axe, Is Only As Good As The Person
Who Wields It." -- Gölök Buday
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"The Value Of A Comment Derives From The Honesty Of
The Orator And/Or Writer." -- Gölök Buday
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"The Height Of Genius Is The Ability To Conceal It." --
George Bernard Shaw
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"Brevity is the soul of wit." -- William Shakespeare (hard to
believe, I know.).
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"There Is A Difference Between Community Involvement and
Being Involved (Or A Part Of) In A Community." -- Gölök Buday
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We trained hard but it seemed that every time we were
beginning to form into teams, we would be reorganized. I was
to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by
reorganizing. And what a wonderful method it can be for
creating the illusion of progress while producing inefficiency,
confusion and demoralization. -- Gaius Petronius Arbiter,
1st century AD; Satyricon.
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"If You Have A Lawsuit, Your Goods, Your Honor, Your Very
Life Depends On The Very Interpretation Of A Book You Never
Read." -- Francois "Voltaire" Marie Arouet; Phil. Dictionary.
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"The Suppression Of A Word Is What Gives It Power." --
Lenny Bruce.
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"Window Peepers, Authoritarians In General, Tend To Be The
Biggest Scoundrels." -- Gölök Buday
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"Sometimes, It's Not A Good Idea To Listen For, But A Good
Question." -- Gölök Buday.
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"Small Government's A Start" -- Gölök Buday.
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"Funny how diversity is ok unless it's of opinion or philosophical."
-- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; On "Divisive Opinions
and Issues;" December 2nd, 2002.
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"I rather have one competant employee, than a million incompetent
ones, one competent something than a million incompetent
something; and criminality counts as incompetance in business as
well." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday
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PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday
PPS Not Che from che-lives.com
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