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Josette A. Torres

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Jun 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/27/99
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i have a stalker now.

of course, i don't know his name or anything, but he knows where i work
[well, both places that i work] and pops up at the most inconvienent
intervals. i try not to let this get to me, but i did start carrying my
tear gas again after all this started.

monday afternoon, i was sitting on the stadium/airport bus as it was idling
downtown, patiently waiting for it to leave for the westside. then i saw him.
and just as i was thinking, 'oh fuck please don't get on this bus,' he got on.

and then he saw me. and then he sat down in the seat in front of me.

i turned up the volume on my discman, drowning his words out with sasha &
john digweed, and stared hard out the window. i thought, 'he's going to
find out where i work--oh wait, he already knows. fuck!' what to do, what
to do. a minute passed by, and then another.

finally, the bus got to my stop, at the top of chauncey hill. i didn't pull
the cord, but it stopped anyway at someone else's behest. in a panic, i ran
off.

and i missed the curb. the techno was blaring too loud for me to hear the
metatarsel bone in my right foot snap. i was on my hands and knees on the
sidewalk, with pain i had never dreamed existed searing through my foot,
and all i could think of was, 'did he see me? did he see me fall?'

the bus driver didn't see me, and he drove away, continuting the route.

-Josette, the only good thing to come out of this? vicodin & vodka cocktails
tankgirl at cioe dot com | tankgirl at dcwi dot com

David O'Bedlam

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Jun 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/27/99
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On Sun, 27 Jun 1999, Josette A. Torres wrote:

> i have a stalker now.

So move to California. To be with me. If he does follow you
all the way out here, I guarantee he won't approach you --
hell, nobody approaches anybody who's been seen with me.[1]
"EEWWW GAWD," he'd say, "now that I've seen what creatures
s/he consorts with I'm afraid I'd CATCH something!"[2]


HTH,
TheDavid

[1] Except JET, but he's not smart enough to be afraid.

[2] To cure a crush on Layo, imagine my nosehairs
caressing her "bush." If you've never seen my
nosehairs, think "seaweed" and "Cthulu."

- --
"only *you* have the xxx-super industrial strength skank o'thedavid(tm)."
-- Sollilja, on alt.angst

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loosel...@my-deja.com

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Jun 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/27/99
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In article <Pine.BSF.4.10.99062...@shell.tsoft.com>,

'David O'Bedlam' <thed...@tsoft.com> wrote:

> [2] To cure a crush on Layo, imagine my nosehairs
> caressing her "bush." If you've never seen my
> nosehairs, think "seaweed" and "Cthulu."

Nosehairs have recently landed on planet L.

Frankly, I can't believe life is betraying me like this...

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