Dole falls off of a podium because of a poorly built handrail
Bush to parachute with White Knights to exorcise his "WW2 demons"
when he bailed out over the Pacific
Klinton hurts his knee on a midnight search for a piece of ass
2 men - 1 draft dodging pot smoking glob of chickenshit
jak...@netcom.com
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"When I was 22 years old in England and I thought there were no
consequences, I tried marijuana a couple of times. But if I had
known then what I know now, I would not have done it."
President Clinton, 3/12/97 - after once claiming he NEVER inhaled
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"...get other names at $100,000 or more, $50,000 or more. Ready to start
overnights right away. Give me the top 10 list back, along w/the $100,
$50,000."
President Clinton, in handwritten note to his staff, early 1995
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"I think the ethical standards established in this White House have
been the highest in the history of the White House."
Al Gore, October 1996
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"I'd like to thank my long-time friend John Huang for being so
effective....Frankly, he's been so effective, I was amazed that
you were all cheering for him tonight after he's been around in
his aggressive efforts to help our cause."
President Clinton, appearing at a July 1996 fund-raiser in L.A.
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"Everyone has Chinese arms merchants to lunch -- don't you?"
Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan (D-New York)
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"I think the president misled the American people at the least. He said
the Lincoln Bedroom was not for sale. Now we got his handwritten note
personally authorizing overnight stays in the Lincoln Bedroom for top
party contributors -- there's no question what it refers to. What the
president said not only rings hollow... I hate to use the term `lie`,
but it's awful close."
Rep. Dan Burton (R-Ind)
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"Drag a hundred dollars through a trailer park and there's no telling what
you'll find."
James Carville on James Carville :-)
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"Clinton's an unusually good liar. Unusually good. Do you realize that ?"
Sen. Bob Kerrey (D-Neb), Esquire, January 1996
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"Kiss It"
President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton while fondling himself
in the presence of Paula Jones
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"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."
George Stephanopolous on "Larry King Live" - 2/16/96
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
We are the president."
Hillary commenting on the release of subpeonaed documents
James B. Stewart - Blood Sport:The President and His Adversaries
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"she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose"
President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton expounding on
Gennifer Flowers' oral skills
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> Dole falls off of a podium because of a poorly built handrail
> Bush to parachute with White Knights to exorcise his "WW2 demons"
> when he bailed out over the Pacific
> Klinton hurts his knee on a midnight search for a piece of ass
> 2 men - 1 draft dodging pot smoking glob of chickenshit
Dole, with only one good arm, jumped right back up, and he's old
enough to be the Slickster's dad.
C.L. Williams
Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall."
Bill Clinton: "Mr. Huang, tear off that check."
> Dole falls off of a podium because of a poorly built handrail
> Bush to parachute with White Knights to exorcise his "WW2 demons"
> when he bailed out over the Pacific
> Klinton hurts his knee on a midnight search for a piece of ass
> 2 men - 1 draft dodging pot smoking glob of chickenshit
I agree. And those pot smoking Republicans like Newt, Susan
Molanari, and Clarence Thomas. How they can comit brazen
felonies and be allowed to have anything to to with government
and politics is beyond me.
Simon - Tonkin Bay Yacht Club '66.
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In the end people get the government they deserve.
Read "The Weapon Shops of Isher" by A.E. vanVogt
Simon
>Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall."
>Bill Clinton: "Mr. Huang, tear off that check."
The best way to reduce this sort of thing is to reduce the
favors that government can offer. Might be a good way to reduce
taxes. Eliminate all corrupt sections. Could reduce government
by 20 - 50%.
No favors to sell = no chance of corruption
Simon
--
GB
(Reading Usenet in alt.fan.newt-gingrich...)
Take the 'Z' out of my e-mail address and you'll get me.
>jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) wrote:
>
>
>
>
>> Dole falls off of a podium because of a poorly built handrail
>
>> Bush to parachute with White Knights to exorcise his "WW2 demons"
>> when he bailed out over the Pacific
>
>> Klinton hurts his knee on a midnight search for a piece of ass
>
>
>> 2 men - 1 draft dodging pot smoking glob of chickenshit
>
>Dole, with only one good arm, jumped right back up, and he's old
>enough to be the Slickster's dad.
>
>
>C.L. Williams
>
>Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall."
>
>Bill Clinton: "Mr. Huang, tear off that check."
>
In all seriousness, what does all this crap have to do with anything
other that your obvious bias?
Z
Dittoheads are educated beyond their intellectual
capacity.
To thwart bulk emailing, 1 m has been added to the end of
indicated address.
>M Simon wrote:
>>
>> jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) wrote:
>>
>> > Dole falls off of a podium because of a poorly built handrail
>>
>> > Bush to parachute with White Knights to exorcise his "WW2 demons"
>> > when he bailed out over the Pacific
>>
>> > Klinton hurts his knee on a midnight search for a piece of ass
>>
>> > 2 men - 1 draft dodging pot smoking glob of chickenshit
>>
>> > jak...@netcom.com
>>
>> I agree. And those pot smoking Republicans like Newt, Susan
>> Molanari, and Clarence Thomas. How they can comit brazen
>> felonies and be allowed to have anything to to with government
>> and politics is beyond me.
>>
>> Simon - Tonkin Bay Yacht Club '66.
>>
>Just a slight correction, Simon. The felonies were committed by David
>Bonier, Jim McDermott and some Democratic party lackeys.
Jeez, I didn't know they were pot smokers too. Proof positive
that the pot smokers are taking over government.
Shouldn't we put a stop to this. Letting admitted pot smokers
rise to the heights of government sends the wrong message to the
kids. They all ought to resign. If they really wanted to set an
example they all ought to do jail time - to show kids what it
means to do drugs.
Felonius use of illegal drugs ought to bar one from government
service. Permanetly. There ought to be no time limits on the
prosecution of this crime.
Simon
>--
>GB
>(Reading Usenet in alt.fan.newt-gingrich...)
>Take the 'Z' out of my e-mail address and you'll get me.
In the end people get the government they deserve.
In article <5h5cko$mep$3...@kirin.wwa.com>, msi...@rworld.com says...
>
>cl...@ix.netcom.com (C. L. Williams) wrote:
>
>>Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall."
>
>>Bill Clinton: "Mr. Huang, tear off that check."
>
>The best way to reduce this sort of thing is to reduce the
>favors that government can offer. Might be a good way to reduce
>taxes. Eliminate all corrupt sections. Could reduce government
>by 20 - 50%.
>
>No favors to sell = no chance of corruption
>
>Simon
>
>On Mon, 24 Mar 1997 05:07:08 GMT, cl...@ix.netcom.com (C. L. Williams)
>wrote:
>>jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> Dole falls off of a podium because of a poorly built handrail
>>
>>> Bush to parachute with White Knights to exorcise his "WW2 demons"
>>> when he bailed out over the Pacific
>>
>>> Klinton hurts his knee on a midnight search for a piece of ass
>>
>>
>>> 2 men - 1 draft dodging pot smoking glob of chickenshit
>>
>>Dole, with only one good arm, jumped right back up, and he's old
>>enough to be the Slickster's dad.
>>
>>
>>C.L. Williams
>>
>>Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall."
>>
>>Bill Clinton: "Mr. Huang, tear off that check."
>>
>In all seriousness, what does all this crap have to do with anything
>other that your obvious bias?
>Z
>Dittoheads are educated beyond their intellectual
>capacity.
And you're not biased. Gimme a break, beam me up, etc.
C.L. Williams
>cl...@ix.netcom.com (C. L. Williams) wrote:
>>Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall."
>>Bill Clinton: "Mr. Huang, tear off that check."
>The best way to reduce this sort of thing is to reduce the
>favors that government can offer. Might be a good way to reduce
>taxes. Eliminate all corrupt sections. Could reduce government
>by 20 - 50%.
>No favors to sell = no chance of corruption
Makes sense to me.
>jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) wrote:
>
>> Dole falls off of a podium because of a poorly built handrail
>
>> Bush to parachute with White Knights to exorcise his "WW2 demons"
>> when he bailed out over the Pacific
>
>> Klinton hurts his knee on a midnight search for a piece of ass
>
>
>> 2 men - 1 draft dodging pot smoking glob of chickenshit
>
>> jak...@netcom.com
>
>I agree. And those pot smoking Republicans like Newt, Susan
>Molanari, and Clarence Thomas. How they can comit brazen
>felonies and be allowed to have anything to to with government
>and politics is beyond me.
>
>Simon - Tonkin Bay Yacht Club '66.
>
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>In the end people get the government they deserve.
Your signature makes more sense than your post........
)jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) wrote:
)
)> Dole falls off of a podium because of a poorly built handrail
)
)> Bush to parachute with White Knights to exorcise his "WW2
demons"
)> when he bailed out over the Pacific
)
)> Klinton hurts his knee on a midnight search for a piece of ass
)
)
)> 2 men - 1 draft dodging pot smoking glob of chickenshit
)
)>
jak...@netcom.com
)
)I agree. And those pot smoking Republicans like Newt, Susan
)Molanari, and Clarence Thomas. How they can comit brazen
)felonies and be allowed to have anything to to with government
)and politics is beyond me.
)
Smoking pot is not a felony.
It shouldn't even be a misdemeanor, but people have this strange
weakness sometimes: blinding, white-hot, searing stupididty.
You entitle this post "Klinton is a pansy."
"Pansy" is frequently used as a stupid term meaning "gay."
The post offers no evidence that Clinton is gay.
The term "pansy" is therefore clearly a desperate stretch in the face of
no evidence.
Leave it to the right wing paranoids to accuse Clinton of
being both gay *and* a womanizer. Does this sort of logic
pass for deep thinking at their militia meetings?
Mitchell Holman
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
Oh you bet. In fact such thinking would lead to the awarding of an
honrary Doctorate of Militiaology.
What do you expect from the morons on the right?
>
> What do you expect from the morons on the right?
>
Say, Sucks, without "the morons on the right", you wouldn't have *any*
life.
Nope, but ya gotta admit, such "diversity" would double Clintonocchio's
chances to score on any given Saturday night!
>
>
This message was intended for talk.politics.misc
Guy
>Oh you bet. In fact such thinking would lead to the awarding of an
>honrary Doctorate of Militiaology.
>What do you expect from the morons on the right?
About the same as you would expect from the morons on the left who use
email addresses like "u...@yours.pal" and nicknames like "RushSucks".
Is your real name Beavis or Butthead?
A moron is a moron independent of political stripe. Thanks for making
the case for the morons on the left.
>RushSucks wrote:
>>
>
>>
>> What do you expect from the morons on the right?
>>
>
>Say, Sucks, without "the morons on the right", you wouldn't have *any*
>life.
Au contraire, Ding, au contraire.
>u...@yours.pal (RushSucks) wrote:
>
>
>>Oh you bet. In fact such thinking would lead to the awarding of an
>>honrary Doctorate of Militiaology.
>
>>What do you expect from the morons on the right?
>
>About the same as you would expect from the morons on the left who use
>email addresses like "u...@yours.pal" and nicknames like "RushSucks".
>
>Is your real name Beavis or Butthead?
>
>
>
>Is this newsgroup moderated? This fellow that calls himself "RushSucks"
>should be be restricted to the "alt" area.
>
> Guy
Poor little radcon baby!
>jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala) wrote:
>
>> Dole falls off of a podium because of a poorly built handrail
>
>> Bush to parachute with White Knights to exorcise his "WW2 demons"
>> when he bailed out over the Pacific
>
>> Klinton hurts his knee on a midnight search for a piece of ass
>
>
>> 2 men - 1 draft dodging pot smoking glob of chickenshit
>
>
>I agree. And those pot smoking Republicans like Newt, Susan
>Molanari, and Clarence Thomas. How they can comit brazen
>felonies and be allowed to have anything to to with government
>and politics is beyond me.
>
>Simon - Tonkin Bay Yacht Club '66.
Could you please explain what felonies Newt, Susan, and Clarence were
convicted of or admitted to ?
Wolf
===================================================--------------------------
Mankind believes in something he cannot comprehend
and comprehends something he cannot believe
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Dem truth is one Dem agreeing with another Dem.
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The worst inequality, is trying to make something not
equal, equal
Nevertheless, you do bring out a good point.
Male homosexuality and womanizing HAVE (sometimes
unconscious) MISOGYNY IN COMMON.
Thank you!
One of the reasons that homosexuality is no longer
considered a mental disorder by physicians is that
all investigations showed no greater incidence of
any mental disorder among them than among the
general population.
Pat
>Alan Miles <ami...@interport.net> wrote in article
><333B68...@interport.net>...
>> henry jakala wrote:
>>
>> You entitle this post "Klinton is a pansy."
>>
>He also misspelled his name.
Unless he is referring to Komrade Klinton of Amerika.
>Can you spell Boeotian Bluebottle? That's what you are. Better go
>look it up. I hope my posts incommode you morons on the right to the
>point that your incipient insanity comes forth.
>The website that puts people like Mikey in his place.
You're a class act all right!
Your web page features an animated urination on a picture of Rush.
How adult.
But keep on posting! It is very educational for newcomers to the NG
to see what the "morons on the left" are all about.
P.S. Are you completely socially inept or just a frustrated member of
the Clinton adminstration?
>> Leave it to the right wing paranoids to accuse Clinton of
>> being both gay *and* a womanizer. Does this sort of logic
>> pass for deep thinking at their militia meetings?
>>
>The term pansy does not refer to being gay and I highly
>doubt that the person who posted the message meant it that
>way.
>
>Nevertheless, you do bring out a good point.
>Male homosexuality and womanizing HAVE (sometimes
>unconscious) MISOGYNY IN COMMON.
Modem line noise corrupted the punctuation in this post, seriously
compromising its accuracy. The error-corrected copy follows. Our
sincere apologies to our valued customer - hy...@earthlink.net.
- SysAdm, Earthlink.net
Nevertheless, you do bring out a good point.
Male homosexuality and womanizing HAVE (sometimes)
unconscious MISOGYNY IN COMMON.
>Thank you!
No, thank you.
Watson Aname
--
"Then this! - And that! - And sure enough! The man's
neck was broken, just as the book said it would be."
- Robert A. Heinlein free...@visi.net
Now that his knee injury is keeping him from having his fat ass
photographed daily jogging to McDonalds, we will instead be treated to
moral lectures on the morning TV shows..... It is so pathetic.
Bill
If anything is pathetic, it's you're totally unmitigated and
unreasonable bias. Any proof for your above allegations or is it you
that's indulging in pathological lying.
ZB
Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
Wow, maybe President Bubba will explain to all of us what he meant
by that statement he made on M-TV about wishing that he had inhaled.
Al
: Now that his knee injury is keeping him from having his fat ass
: photographed daily jogging to McDonalds, we will instead be treated to
: moral lectures on the morning TV shows..... It is so pathetic.
: Bill
right after he and Roger snort a few lines and do a few of the
staffers
>Our Commander-In-Sleaze is scheduled to appear this week on Good Morning
>America to talk about how he talks to Chelsea regarding drug usage. No
>mention was made as to whether he also will expound on what he tells her
>about marital vows, sexual indiscretions, or pathological liars. If you
>plan on watching, don't bother with the popcorn, but be sure and bring
>the bag.... as this will surely make most viewers spit-up.
>
>Now that his knee injury is keeping him from having his fat ass
>photographed daily jogging to McDonalds, we will instead be treated to
>moral lectures on the morning TV shows..... It is so pathetic.
Not unlike this post, really.
Don't get excited. He'd simply say, "Mistakes were made" or "My momma
always warned me about talking on TV".
He's got a lie for every situation.
Kurt Nicklas
>the bag.... as this will surely make most viewers spit-up.
>
>Now that his knee injury is keeping him from having his fat ass
>photographed daily jogging to McDonalds, we will instead be treated to
>moral lectures on the morning TV shows..... It is so pathetic.
>
>Bill
>
Do you mean that the "National Nanny" is going to give us a preachy
little sermon each morning before we start our day. Oh, how wonderful,
what would we ever do without him to keep us on the straight & narrow?
You can be sure I will avoid that like the plague. yasmin2
Wow, maybe we can learn from him how to talk out of both sides of our
mouths & be on both sides of every issue. What a guy! yasmin2
] "Ken Altschuler" <*KEEP-YOUR-JUNK-MAIL*icc...@voicenet.com> wrote:
]
]
]
] >Alan Miles <ami...@interport.net> wrote in article
]
] Unless he is referring to Komrade Klinton of Amerika.
Insofar as there is no such person, odds are he's just an idiot.
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In article <jakalaE7...@netcom.com>, jak...@netcom.com (henry jakala)
wrote:
] Bill (bh...@sprintmail.com) wrote:
] : Our Commander-In-Sleaze is scheduled to appear this week on Good Morning
] : America to talk about how he talks to Chelsea regarding drug usage. No
] : mention was made as to whether he also will expound on what he tells her
] : about marital vows, sexual indiscretions, or pathological liars. If you
] : plan on watching, don't bother with the popcorn, but be sure and bring
] : the bag.... as this will surely make most viewers spit-up.
]
] : Now that his knee injury is keeping him from having his fat ass
] : photographed daily jogging to McDonalds, we will instead be treated to
] : moral lectures on the morning TV shows..... It is so pathetic.
]
] : Bill
]
]
]
] right after he and Roger snort a few lines and do a few of the
] staffers
Look, everybody -- Jakala's still an idiot. Shocking.
>In article <5hjna6$b...@server1.erinet.com>, mi...@mich.com (Michael Beck) wrote:
>
>] "Ken Altschuler" <*KEEP-YOUR-JUNK-MAIL*icc...@voicenet.com> wrote:
>]
>]
>]
>] >Alan Miles <ami...@interport.net> wrote in article
>] ><333B68...@interport.net>...
>] >> henry jakala wrote:
>] >>
>] >> You entitle this post "Klinton is a pansy."
>] >>
>]
>] >He also misspelled his name.
>]
>] Unless he is referring to Komrade Klinton of Amerika.
>
>Insofar as there is no such person, odds are he's just an idiot.
>
>--
>
Undoubtedly. As are all radcons.
radcon?
What does that mean,
radar console?
radio con men?
rad dudes (totally)?
radical conscriptions?
radish conglomeration?
radon consumer?
or
Radiant Conservative ???? That must be it!
Your brilliant scatalogical mind has lost me with your latest acronym.
>
>>Undoubtedly. As are all radcons.
>
>radcon?
>What does that mean,
>
radical conservative. Glad to be of assistance!
http://www.geocities.com/capitolhill/4942
the site Rush doesn't want you to see.
I could think of more, but I have to shovel snow. Perhaps y'all could add
to the list.
> >>] >>
> >>] >> You entitle this post "Klinton is a pansy."
> >>] >He also misspelled his name.
> >>] Unless he is referring to Komrade Klinton of Amerika.
> >>Insofar as there is no such person, odds are he's just an idiot.
> >Undoubtedly. As are all radcons.
> radcon?
> What does that mean,
>
>Bill (bh...@sprintmail.com) wrote:
>: Our Commander-In-Sleaze is scheduled to appear this week on Good Morning
>: America to talk about how he talks to Chelsea regarding drug usage. No
>: mention was made as to whether he also will expound on what he tells her
>: about marital vows, sexual indiscretions, or pathological liars. If you
>: plan on watching, don't bother with the popcorn, but be sure and bring
>: the bag.... as this will surely make most viewers spit-up.
>
>: Now that his knee injury is keeping him from having his fat ass
>: photographed daily jogging to McDonalds, we will instead be treated to
>: moral lectures on the morning TV shows..... It is so pathetic.
>
>: Bill
>
>
>
> right after he and Roger snort a few lines and do a few of the
> staffers
From reading some of your posts, it's become quite evident you've been
snorting something.
Ford
Gravity doesn't exist, the Earth simply sucks. But, I suppose that's
what makes it so popular...
> > Is this newsgroup moderated? This fellow that calls himself "RushSucks"
> > should be be restricted to the "alt" area.
> >
> > Guy
>
> This message was intended for talk.politics.misc
>
> Guy
Well, congratulations for crossposting it all over hell and back.
Twice!
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I'm not a very smart man. but that there president is an ok guy, why
just before he's was elected to be the prezdent of this here united
states of america, he spent the night at my house, well soon after
going to bed I heard the gawd awful noise in his bed room, I come-a
running and busted down the door, and what do you know he had cut his
little pecker on the toilet. well my wife rushed in the window and
stopped the bleeding by put his pecker in her mouth and sucking the
poision out. he said he would be forever greatful ifin We would not
tell anyone including his wife Hillarious Hillary about this, You know,
him becoming Prezident and all, so I thought to my self "this guy ain't
that bad, he makes miztakes like the rest of us", so I said "Sure
Billy, I will keep this under my hat. So see he ain't a bad guy at all.
He just has bad luck with that pecker of his.
Welp, I gotta hit the hay, you see we are going down to the
county fair tommorrow, and entering the "My kid looks just like Bill
Clinton" contest. I heard the competion has picked up sense Billy Boy
has become President, ya know.
Well as they say in that far away counrty, New York. "Fuck you
assholes."
>
>
>
>http://www.geocities.com/capitolhill/4942
I guess he really believes in Billy
>u...@yours.pal (RushSucks) wrote:
>
>
>>Oh you bet. In fact such thinking would lead to the awarding of an
>>honrary Doctorate of Militiaology.
>
>>What do you expect from the morons on the right?
>
>About the same as you would expect from the morons on the left who use
>email addresses like "u...@yours.pal" and nicknames like "RushSucks".
>
>Is your real name Beavis or Butthead?
>
>A moron is a moron independent of political stripe. Thanks for making
>the case for the morons on the left.
>
>
>
Maybe the individual who uses rushsucks should get together with xona.
It would be a match made by the DNC.
Clintooniacs like RushSucks and xona are not "individuals" in the normal
sense of that word. On Usenet they tend to live in colonies, or hives, and
they frequently repeat the unexpurgated text of the Carville-Grunwald-
Begala axis.
MORE IMPRESSIONS OF USENET
CLINTOONIACS
....
XONA--An octogenarian haruspex on
nitroglycerin whose hobbies include
bingo, vertigo, and social lumbago.
....
MR. MANDY GRUNWALD--The Marquis de
Sade, dressed as JonBenet Ramsey,
hosts a gala benefit for biological
weapons engineers.
MORE IMPRESSIONS OF USENET
CLINTOONIACS
....
XONA--An octogenarian haruspex on
nitroglycerin whose hobbies include
bingo, vertigo, and social lumbago.
.....
RACKJITE--A loose sphincter fights
its way up to ward heeler in the
world of vaginal politics.