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JXStern

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Dec 8, 2002, 2:20:18 PM12/8/02
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On the first consultation,
my doctor came to say,
use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the second consultation,
my doctor came to say,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the third consultation,
my doctor came to say,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the fourth consultation,
my doctor came to say,
calcipotriene,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the fifth consultation,
my doctor came to say,
moisterize well!
calcipotriene,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the sixth consultation,
my doctor came to say,
six weeks of PUVA,
moisterize well!
calcipotriene,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the seventh consultation,
my doctor came to say,
nizoral shampoo,
six weeks of PUVA,
moisterize well!
calcipotriene,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the eighth consultation,
my doctor came to say,
now methotrexate,
nizoral shampoo,
six weeks of PUVA,
moisterize well!
calcipotriene,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the ninth consultation,
my doctor came to say,
do neoral,
now methotrexate,
nizoral shampoo,
six weeks of PUVA,
moisterize well!
calcipotriene,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the tenth consultation,
my doctor came to say,
clinical trial,
do neoral,
now methotrexate,
nizoral shampoo,
six weeks of PUVA,
moisterize well!
calcipotriene,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the eleventh consultation,
my doctor came to say,
inject this Enbrel,
clinical trial,
do neoral,
now methotrexate,
nizoral shampoo,
six weeks of PUVA,
moisterize well!
calcipotriene,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

On the twelfth consultation,
my doctor came to say,
you're looking better,
inject this Enbrel,
clinical trial,
do neoral,
now methotrexate,
nizoral shampoo,
six weeks of PUVA,
moisterize well!
calcipotriene,
try coal tar,
cod liver oil,
and use steroids in a zinc spray.

J.

Insane Ranter

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Dec 8, 2002, 2:26:29 PM12/8/02
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LOL

Tom Trevathan

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Dec 8, 2002, 6:31:32 PM12/8/02
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Cute! How true, how true.
Tom
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fran leahy

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Dec 9, 2002, 9:06:50 AM12/9/02
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ROFLMAO!!!!!! Too true.

clarav

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Dec 9, 2002, 8:18:03 PM12/9/02
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Fantastic!!!!! I love it!!!! AT least we psoriatics maintain our sense of
humor! You should send it to NPF and have it publicized.
Regards....and Happy Holidays
Clara

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el

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Dec 10, 2002, 12:26:50 AM12/10/02
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J, sent this on to the Prof I see here in Sydney, and he was as amused
as much as I have been. The psoriatic sense of humour is to be
celebrated. Happy festive season to you.
El, Sydney.

JXStern

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Dec 10, 2002, 10:22:51 AM12/10/02
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On Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:26:50 +1100, el <e...@netspace.com.au> wrote:
>J, sent this on to the Prof I see here in Sydney, and he was as amused
>as much as I have been. The psoriatic sense of humour is to be
>celebrated. Happy festive season to you.

I was just walking along humming seasonal tunes and, um, this
happened. :)

Happy Holidays to all!

J.

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