More Lovecraftian Deep Thoughts

james ambuehl

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Feb 12, 2003, 5:32:43 AM2/12/03

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(Reprinted from CTHULHU CUTLTUS #14)

MORE LOVECRAFTIAN DEEP THOUGHTS

by James Ambuehl

If you went into the Miskatonic Library, and stole the NECRONOMICON, and
were later caught, would they fine you or would they just be happy the
thing was gone and ignore the whole thing?

What were the Great Old Ones called when they were young anyway?

If no man has ever been able to see a Dhole, how do we know they exist?
Do they leave a trail of excrement, or something?

I think it would really nice to have an audio-book version of the
NECRONOMICON on tape. But then, I suppose it would use up an awful lot
of narrators just making it.

I think it's a good thing Eibon got his book published. Otherwise, we
would have to call it THE UNPUBLISHED MANUSCRIPT OF EIBON.

Do you think Nyarlathotep, he of a thousand forms, might actually be
schizophrenic?

If Cthulhu calls, should we answer or should we just let the answering
machine pick it up?

Do you think Cthulhu ever gets called by pollsters or telemarketers?

Did Pickman have a modeling agency? If so, how much did he rent his
models out for, and to whom?

They say that Hastur is called "He Who Cannot Be Named," but when I
visited him last week he told me to just call him "Sam."

If Nyarlathotep is the Faceless One, how does he blow his nose or brush
his teeth?

If Ghatanothoa's reflection turn the viewer to stone, how does
Ghatanothoa shave?

If I could be a character in a Lovecraft story, I think I would want to
be one of the monsters. Then I could really scare people at Halloween
-- plus, I wouldn't get eaten.

Meulle-Stef benoīt

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Feb 13, 2003, 4:18:17 PM2/13/03

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And dont forget that the guys who have visited the
Mountains of Madness where just maybe mad...
Ben

Meulle-Stef benoīt

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Feb 13, 2003, 4:28:18 PM2/13/03

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some more:
Does Azathoth hate guitars???

What would hapen with Chtulhu if he becomes imsomiac?

Does the old ones have a pension?

Cheers

Ben

jeanannd

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Feb 14, 2003, 7:21:10 PM2/14/03

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LOL, a new TV series for Lovecraft fans could be: Cthulhu, Mad About You
;)
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Dclizardking

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Feb 14, 2003, 8:06:57 PM2/14/03

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>LOL, a new TV series for Lovecraft fans could be: Cthulhu, Mad About You
>;)

What about Cthulhu, a sitcom about Great Cthulhu's rivalry with his younger
brother, and his relationship with his Father. Cthulhu is a radio shrink on
Radio R'lyeh, solving the mental health problems of Great Old Ones everywhere.
The theme tune could even go something like this:

Baby I hear the cultists calling Ia Ia Cthulhu ftagn

spauldingae

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Feb 15, 2003, 4:01:08 PM2/15/03

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Well, that's still better then the show about the 8 old ones who share a
huge domicile in high rent downtown r'lyeh and take turns dating and then
breaking up with each other that, despite it's inanity, will take billions
of years to be canceled.

penitent leper

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Feb 15, 2003, 4:49:25 PM2/15/03

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On Sat, 15 Feb 2003 21:01:08 GMT, "spauldingae" <spaul...@home.com>
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Not to mention that the scripting is very unRlyehble.

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'it wants no straps.'

jeanannd

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Feb 15, 2003, 9:25:58 PM2/15/03

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LOL, I'd watch it! :)

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Meulle-Stef benoīt

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Feb 16, 2003, 6:51:06 AM2/16/03

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Another idea:
Do the Tindalos dogs "cut corners"?
Ben