The Exiting Letter
King Stormtrooper (The Great One)
Things have gone way too far and honestly it isn't worth it. in parting
i want to apologize to the regulars in the news group for all my actions
i am truly sorry. To JM Hunter i want to apologize for calling you a
"pedophile" i honestly had no right to do that and if it caused any pain
to you i am truly sorry. i really want to avoid litigation in any way i
can so after this letter is written i will no longer be here. from time
to time i may just read the posts but i will not be posting. so this is
the end for King Stormtrooper i am sure you all are more than thrilled.
good-bye
King Stormtrooper
Web Master Of The Best Anti-Leonardo Web Page
http://www.FaganardoDihomioSucks.com
Puck
King Stormtrooper (The Great One) <KingStor...@TheGreatOne.com> wrote
in message news:37DE6246...@TheGreatOne.com...
grovel, smooch, smooch." Adieu, you pesky troll, your parting was
predictable and is welcomed by all. Now I can hasten my own departure,
secure in the knowledge that aas is once again a happy, safe and sleepy
little ng community free from the nasty plague brought by one Queen
Pooptrooper. Even now, at the last light of this September day, the vision
of trooper's headless wife and zombie twins is fast fading from memory and
the peaceful gentle snore of the contented Wurk can be heard...... etc.
Puck
Khaveen Abdul Ca-non
<KingStor...@TheGreatOne.com> came into question after
<37DE6246...@TheGreatOne.com> was posted in alt.aol-sucks:
>I am writing this letter to announce that i am leaving this news group.
>Things have gone way too far and honestly it isn't worth it. in parting
>i want to apologize to the regulars in the news group for all my actions
>i am truly sorry. To JM Hunter i want to apologize for calling you a
>"pedophile" i honestly had no right to do that and if it caused any pain
>to you i am truly sorry. i really want to avoid litigation in any way i
>can so after this letter is written i will no longer be here. from time
>to time i may just read the posts but i will not be posting. so this is
>the end for King Stormtrooper i am sure you all are more than thrilled.
>
>good-bye
>
>King Stormtrooper
Can you say SPNAK!!!
What a wanker.
Chased out with his tail between his legs.
Not on par with some of our other fuckwits.
This one was no Bradley Robinson, that is for sure.
--
K. A. Cannon
Usenet Miscreant
kacannon at cavalry dot com
(remove the 2/17th from cavalry to reply)
Without words books would not exist.
-Wurk (23 Dec 1998)
BigggJohnson
>Personally, I think you're just a troll. You'll be back in one form
>or another and you'll get spanked back out again as well...
But *NOT* before he trolls you idiots to hell and back again.
Hope This Helps!!!!!
McDougle
Herschel
> I am writing this letter to announce that i am leaving this news group.
> Things have gone way too far and honestly it isn't worth it. in parting
> i want to apologize to the regulars in the news group for all my actions
> i am truly sorry. To JM Hunter i want to apologize for calling you a
> "pedophile" i honestly had no right to do that and if it caused any pain
> to you i am truly sorry. i really want to avoid litigation in any way i
> can so after this letter is written i will no longer be here. from time
> to time i may just read the posts but i will not be posting. so this is
> the end for King Stormtrooper i am sure you all are more than thrilled.
Somehow I have the feeling this guy's going to catch peeba22itis.
Yeah, he'll be back!
Andrew
------
WARNING: This poster reserves the right to be incorrect on occasion.
Pookie
>
> The ethics of "King Stormtrooper (The Great One)"
> <KingStor...@TheGreatOne.com> came into question after
> <37DE6246...@TheGreatOne.com> was posted in alt.aol-sucks:
> >Things have gone way too far and honestly it isn't worth it. in parting
> >i want to apologize to the regulars in the news group for all my actions
> >i am truly sorry. To JM Hunter i want to apologize for calling you a
> >"pedophile" i honestly had no right to do that and if it caused any pain
> >to you i am truly sorry. i really want to avoid litigation in any way i
> >can so after this letter is written i will no longer be here. from time
> >to time i may just read the posts but i will not be posting. so this is
> >the end for King Stormtrooper i am sure you all are more than thrilled.
> >
> >
> >King Stormtrooper
> <snip>
>
> Can you say SPNAK!!!
>
to assist him.
> What a wanker.
> Chased out with his tail between his legs.
>
> Not on par with some of our other fuckwits.
> This one was no Bradley Robinson, that is for sure.
>
Indeed. I had such high hopes. Now, I feel so... let down.
--
Pookie
BigggJohnson
>As always, Andrew
You buffoons kill me. You STILL think I am the great "Andrewmatt" don't you?
Andrewmatt, was a tech rep at the worlds largest and best ISP,AOL(tm). I can
only hope and aspire to such greatness as that.
MAYBE one day I can be an AOL(tm) tech and help hundreds of people enjoy the
greatness that is AOL(tm)!!!!
Hope This Helps!!!!!
McDougle
Clark Johnson
<KingCor...@TheFuckheadOne.com> conceded defeat, thusly:
As a service for the non-thinking-impaired, I had my anencephalic cat,
Drooly, translate the following for the benefit of myself and the
august September readers of a.a-s.
>I am writing this letter to announce that i am leaving this news group.
I am writing meow this letter to announce meow that I have been
SPNAKED out of this news froup with my head between my legs.
>Things have gone way too far and honestly it isn't worth it.
I have fucked up meow beyond belief by spamming, meow, libeling,
committing full-scale guerilla grammar warfare, threatening bodily
harm, meow, and now my Daddy's lawyers are hoping my humiliating
admissions of stupidity will get him off the meow hook somehow. My
ass hurts meow, bad Daddy, bad.
>in parting i want to apologize to the regulars in the news group for
>all my actions i am truly sorry.
See above paragraph meow, this is embellishment for legal meow
reasons, something about meow an attempt at damage control.
>To JM Hunter i want to apologize for calling you a
>"pedophile" i honestly had no right to do that and if it caused any pain
>to you i am truly sorry. i really want to avoid litigation in any way i
>can so after this letter is written i will no longer be here.
Ditto meow for this as well (see meow above).
>from time
>to time i may just read the posts but i will not be posting.
My ISP will be LARTing my meow posting privileges to Usenet for my
stoopid spamming and threats meow shortly after this apology goes out.
>so this is
>the end for King Stormtrooper i am sure you all are more than thrilled.
Ouch, meow that SPNAK sure hurt like meow hell!
>good-bye
<ding> "You've got torts!"
[Fade in to closeup of a surly kid secretly using the phone while his
parents are being advised by their lawyers about asset protection
strategies for the expected onslaught of litigation.]
Hello, AOL? Yes, I'd like to try your 250 free hours offer.... And
if I told you that those bastards in alt.aol-sucks sent me, do I get
an extra free month of spamming? <click> Hello? Damn, they hung up
on me!
Hello, Wal-mart? Electronics Department, please. Yes, how much are
your WebTVs? $99! Well, how much is a can of red spray paint? Damn!
Hey, do you have any job openings?
[Fade out; credits run as Pink Floyd's "Money" plays.]
*****
King *who*?
Hahaha!
Clark
--
Director of MIS Deeds, IBAASP,
Show Me The Money, Biatch Division
Official a.a-s FAQ: http://www.halcyon.com/spider/aas/
Troll FAQ: http://www.lowdown.com/~dakal/troll.html
Wurk
>
> I am writing this letter to announce that i am leaving this news group.
> i want to apologize to the regulars in the news group for all my actions
> "pedophile" i honestly had no right to do that and if it caused any pain
> to you i am truly sorry. i really want to avoid litigation in any way i
> to time i may just read the posts but i will not be posting. so this is
> the end for King Stormtrooper i am sure you all are more than thrilled.
>
>
> King Stormtrooper
While your down there kissing ass, could you tie my shoe?
Hahaha
Wurk