Love-child,lalala(you old hound dog)

str...@st1.vuw.ac.nz

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Jun 23, 1991, 5:01:02 PM6/23/91

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The ghost of Elvis just came to me and has told me I am Homer Simpson's
love-child.
What should I do?

Andrew"Maybe I should cut down my caffiene intake(it's grown very big,and is
going over the fence into my neighbors property)"Salmond

UMMAGUMMA

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Jun 23, 1991, 11:19:56 PM6/23/91

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str...@st1.vuw.ac.nz writes:
>The ghost of Elvis just came to me and has told me I am Homer Simpson's
>love-child.
>What should I do?

Ghost-write a tell-all book that implicates a high-ranking Western
official in an illicit affair with a Tibetian Yack.

What else?

--
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Saved By Grace.

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Jun 24, 1991, 6:25:54 AM6/24/91

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Syndicate a whole new spin-off musical animated real life comedy
drama entitled
"Love, Lies and the dead Ghost of Homer Presley III"

You owe me 25% of the profits.

Lars Magnus Nordeide

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Jun 24, 1991, 9:21:13 AM6/24/91

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I was going to write a stupid answer to this, but before I could post
it, my newsreader went boom. So this message is lost forever.

Sorry!

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Lars Magnus Nordeide (director)
Board of insignificance
Hoolabaloo co.
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C. G. Albone

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Jun 29, 1991, 12:06:15 PM6/29/91

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In article <1991Jun24...@st1.vuw.ac.nz> str...@st1.vuw.ac.nz writes:
>

>The ghost of Elvis just came to me and has told me I am Homer Simpson's

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ghost of Elvis??? He isnt dead, just ask them that
live in Doncaster... he is a garbologist down there...

Gregory Alan Bolcer

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Jul 1, 1991, 2:49:35 PM7/1/91

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> >The ghost of Elvis

I used to go to Sea world a lot to see Shamu when I was a little kid,
and when I got older, I thought that Shamu would live forever, but last
year I found out that the real Shamu died about 15 years ago and that
there actually has been about 12 Shamu's since then. Analogously, I think
Elvis is the same way. The original Elvis had been retired and handed
the name on to the next Elvis 8 years before he died (which you can
surely convince yourself because the original Elvis was at least 30-40
pounds skinnier than the one that they burried in Graceland). Before
they could hand off the name, the fat Elvis up and died, and they
couldn't decide whether to immortalize him or just change characters.
This is why you still hear rumors about Elvis sightings. I really don't
care, I never liked his music anyway.

Greg

p.s. Did anyone find out if Bruce Lee came back in 1980 like he was
supposed to?

cpet...@cudnvr.denver.colorado.edu

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Jul 1, 1991, 2:01:24 PM7/1/91

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In article <1991Jun24.0...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, af4...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (UMMAGUMMA) writes:
> str...@st1.vuw.ac.nz writes:
>>The ghost of Elvis just came to me and has told me I am Homer Simpson's
>>love-child.
>>What should I do?
>
> Ghost-write a tell-all book that implicates a high-ranking Western
> official in an illicit affair with a Tibetian Yack.
>
> What else?
>
> --
> Alexander Feygin ___________________________ And everything under
> University of Illinois / \ the sun is in tune
> email: fey...@uiuc.edu | C H I C A G O B U L L S | But the sun is eclipsed
> IRC: Tylenol or PiPeR |

d
don't have a cow man!
\___________________________/

cpet...@cudnvr.denver.colorado.edu

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Jul 1, 1991, 3:40:46 PM7/1/91

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Don't have a cow man!