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. Alexander Feygin . Internet->a-fe...@uiuc.edu . Bitnet->FEYGIN@UIUCVMD .
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. UIUCnet->feygin@ux1 . NeXTmail->fey...@sumter.cso.uiuc.edu . irc->PiPeR .
Actually it's BOEING! It's a common mistake.
Paul "Joe Friday" Stacy (not net.police) Buffalo State College, New York
STA...@SNYBUFVA.BITNET (Buffalo State College VAX) JUST THE
jfr...@ada.stat.uga.edu (Univ. of Georgia, Athens UNIX) "VAX", MA'AM!
Disclaimer: This isn't the opinion of the school, police, Chief of Detective
Staff Brown, Planet Spaceball, Starfleet Command, or the Pentagon.
Pong. Is this word-association?
Ah! I see that you have the machine that goes... uuuh.... uuuh... uuuh...
(apologies to my a.f.monty-python brethern out there)
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Today's Lyric:'Why does it hurt when I pee?': Frank Zappa
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No!
Yeah! What is yah? Ignorance?
Greg
darn.
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LYING CMS LOVER!
It is *TOO* word association.
My word:
Breast implant.
Yeah, it's two words. Beep me if you dont like it. :)
'bone
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Boozignoogan Becuase it IS a volkswagon World. :>
Razorbone-oogan.. Emailignoogan razo...@uiuc.edu
Yup.
Atari.
Next?
Genitalia
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Bloody Mac-loving BLONDE person it is NOT word association, its association
of WORDS!!!
And don't you EVER call me a CMS lover! That hurt my feelings.
Give me Unix or give me DEATH.
} My word:
} Breast implant.
Mail wars
}Yeah, it's two words. Beep me if you dont like it. :)
B E E P
I *KNOW* you thought you were gonna get me to cave in and say J....
oops
:-)
Judge
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Chris Herborth, 3B Hons English RPW cjherborth@{rose|lotus}.waterloo.edu
"I'd tax Raquel Welch... GEnie: C.HERBORTH
...and I have a feeling she'd tax me..." - It's Man
Why? You already HAVE Mono,. all it takes now is time.
> Mail wars
>}Yeah, it's two words. Beep me if you dont like it. :)
> B E E P
that's cruel. That's heartless. That's.......enough to damn you
to a mac-testing lab for all eternity. :)
'bone
Jiggles? Juicy? Just right for Joggers?
c'mon, dont be shy, Just shout it out....
And that brings up a WHOOOOLE lotta FUN memories, like "case of the
dog that diddled" and "Tale of the trollip that tooted"
Doug
Just leave me alone!!!! I'm a sick person! Let me live out
the rest of my days in peace!
ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGhhhhh
Mono sux
}> Mail wars
}>}Yeah, it's two words. Beep me if you dont like it. :)
}> B E E P
} that's cruel. That's heartless. That's.......enough to damn you
}to a mac-testing lab for all eternity. :)
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*sound of a screaming person with mono*
And his Army... yes, SIR!
Casey Barton
Wife-abuse.
(-10 points to everyone who can't see the "logic" in this...)
>}>}}>Pong. Is this word-association?
>}>}} Yup.
>}>}} Atari.
>}>} Genitalia
>}> Judge
>} Wapner.
>Wife-abuse.
>(-10 points to everyone who can't see the "logic" in this...)
LOGIC??? This is alt stttttttooooopid, dude. Logic has no place here.
btw, my word is "Roberts." As in Oral.
>
>P I N G
>
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
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Greg
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Paul "Joe Friday" Stacy (not net.police) Buffalo State College, New York
STA...@SNYBUFVA.BITNET (Buffalo State College VAX) JUST THE
jfr...@ada.stat.uga.edu (Univ. of Georgia, Athens UNIX) "VAX", MA'AM!
Disclaimer: This isn't the opinion of the school, police, Chief of Detective
Staff Brown, Planet Spaceball, Starfleet Command, or the Pentagon.
Gums
>>}>>P I N G
>>}>Pong. Is this word-association?
>>} Yup.
>>} Atari.
>>} Next?
>> Genitalia
> And his Army... yes, SIR!
Chicken womble.
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These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault. Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
>rrob...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Ross Allan Roberts) writes:
>>>}>>P I N G
>>>}>Pong. Is this word-association?
>>>} Yup.
>>>} Atari.
>>>} Next?
>>> Genitalia
>> And his Army... yes, SIR!
>Chicken womble.
Spam
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Disclaimer: My views DO reflect those of the management because
I'M THE BOSS!!!!!!
Smoke after sex? Then you're DOING IT TOO FAST!!!!!!!
Doug "sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes
and satire" and Dinsdale "`E nailed me `ead to the floor" Piranha brothers.
Greg
Slime.
Mac lovers.
GIRLS WITH BIGG SAGY TITS AND WHO SIT IN FRONT OF DUBM COMPUTER WITH
SHINY HAPPY SMILY FACES ON THEM AND HARD DRIVES THAT GO BOOM AND SAG AND....
Oh. Sorry. Thought this was talk.bizzare for a moment.
I guess I'll have to go with "blonde_cheerleader_bitch_who_doesnt_know_
what_a_disk_is" as my word.
NeXT?
'bone
large_dumb_football_player_who_has_to_write_a_paper_for_basketweaving_101_
so_he_stays_elegible_and_go_back_to_his_frat_and_get_drunk_to_celibrate
} NeXT?
(gawd, I LOVE this!)
Don't make fun of these guys. I bet you didn't know that one of these
"large_dumb_football_player_who_has_to_write_a_paper_for_basketweaving_101_
so_he_stays_elegible_and_go_back_to_his_frat_and_get_drunk_to_celibrate"
people named Biff actually wrote one of the most famous and widely used
mail icon receiving programs. And you people always wondered why they
called it xbiff!
Greg
Knobbies?
}(gawd, I LOVE this!)
Oh! Ok. Thanks for straightening me out....of a curved plane.
Casey Barton
Yes, Knobbies. Waht, do you think the is the christian broadcast network
that we cant use the word knobbies??????
'bone :)
My word: Pinch.
Yeah I believe knobbies have been officially labelled obscene
by the Usenet advisory board.
What a fucking shame.
}My word: Pinch.
Butt
Knobbies!!
>}In article <1991Nov4.2...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> a-fe...@uiuc.edu (The PiPeR) writes:
>}>}>}>>>}>>}>}}>>P I N G
>}>}>}>>>}>>}>}}>Pong. Is this word-association?
>}>}>}>>>}>>}>}} Yup.
>}>}>}>>>}>>}>}} Atari.
>}>}>}>>>}>>}>} Genitalia
>}>}>}>>>}>>}> Judge
>}>}>}>>>}>>} Wapner.
>}>}>}>>>}>> Doug
>}>}>}>>>}> Dig
>}>}>}>>>}> Atari
>}>}>}>>>} Safari
>}>}>}>>> Omaha
>}>}>}>> Honda
>}>}>}> Hooters
>}>}>} Silicon.
>}>}> Valley
>}>} Knobbies.
>}> Knobbies?
>} Yes, Knobbies. Waht, do you think the is the christian broadcast network
>}that we cant use the word knobbies??????
>Yeah I believe knobbies have been officially labelled obscene
>by the Usenet advisory board.
>What a fucking shame.
Better be. Bungees without Knobbies are sicky.
>}My word: Pinch.
>Butt
Nonononono..KISS ====> butt, pinch ====> salt
'bone
Yes Knobbies! And Bobbies! And Lobbies! Babies! Rabies! Maybe's! bees!
geez!!
FREEZE!!!
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Paul "Joe Friday" Stacy (not net.police) Buffalo State College, New York
STA...@SNYBUFVA.BITNET (Buffalo State College VAX) JUST THE
jfr...@ada.stat.uga.edu (Univ. of Georgia, Athens UNIX) "VAX", MA'AM!
Disclaimer: This isn't the opinion of the school, police, Chief of Detective
Staff Brown, Planet Spaceball, Starfleet Command, or the Pentagon.
I think this looks really neat!!
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Greg
JOE WORM
Pink_floyd_Learning_to_Fly.
Love those contraction-type words. :)
'BONE
Really? You think so? I always was a poet...
Not in this newsgroup....
Casey Jones
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Stop that. Now my feet hurt.
Roommates
Huh?
>Not in this newsgroup....
Why not? they're fair game...
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But so are you... >;^D
Duh.
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#Ross Roberts (rrob...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)|'85 IT200, '81 MX100 #
#DoD#0340, still patiently awaiting the 6ooF2... |'88 Warrior, '85 ATC250R #
#---------------------4-stroke good, 2-stroke gooder!---------------------- #
Today's Lyric:'Why does it hurt when I pee?': Frank Zappa
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ALEX BUNKER
People_named_Alex_should_stop_posting_on_this_thread_because_it_makes_us_
seem_like_we_are_stupid_or_something
}ALEX BUNKER.
Snob.
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