alt.religion.asatru has been placed under arrest for the crime of posting RL information and encouraging violence.
Blitz the Cat
"Jim Cleveland" <jclevel1(Spambytes)@rochester.rr.com> (if that is
your *real* name) wrote:
>
>Robert Gau wrote in message ...
>>
>>It is ok, though. The hammer of justice will soon fall.
>>
>>Prepare yourself, fool.
>>
>No, not Mjolnir!!! Anything but Mjolnir!!! Please, I beg you.....
>
Bje afrjaid, bje vjery afrjaid.
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遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%Dirk Bruere wrote:
%>
%> An interesting bit of info concerning our old friend 'flaag' (to be
%> found at http://www.flonk.org/ ).
%>
%> He's one of the pack that have desecrated the Asatru NG, denigrated and
%> insulted our Gods and Folk.
%>
%> Well, if any of you would care to remonstrate in person try:
%>
%> HILLSTROM, DAVID (FLONK3-DOM)
%> 4419 Glenwood Dr
%> CHARLOTTE, NC 28208
%> US
%>
%> If you want to phone to offer your support to him try:
%>
%> 704 391 7934
%>
%> Dirk
%
%While I respect the right to free speech, let me just say that hatred
%should not be respected and Nazi's suck.
Posting RL information is a crime. Alt.religion.asatru has been placed under
arrest.
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Robert Gau
you know, though I don't understand your motivations, or why you like this
"art," that you propagate, I really don't understand your need to crosspost
here and give these people a hard time.
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
<7trdg5$bmm$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>%
>[...]
>%
>%Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
>%Before you buy.
>
>
>
>From: punish...@my-deja.com
>
> Well, what do you know, you use deja.com to post, just like this other
> fuckhead.
>
>
>
>NNTP-Posting-Host: 208.232.214.30
>
> Hey! He even has your IP address!
>
> What an amazing coincidence.
>
>
>
>X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
>
> I wonder if this guy knows that he uses the exact same software that
> you use?
>
>
>
>X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x23.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 208.232.214.30
>
> Fuckhead.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>--
>
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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>
> Why, exactly, is he a "fuckhead?"
Because he expects to be taken seriously for believing in a pack
of anthropomorphic Norse divinities which even the Scandinavians
have long since stopped taking seriously.
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Robert Gau
The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote in message
<38014C...@sky-motel.bungmunch.edu>...
>Robert Gau wrote:
>>
>> Why, exactly, is he a "fuckhead?"
>
>Because he expects to be taken seriously for believing in a pack
>of anthropomorphic Norse divinities which even the Scandinavians
>have long since stopped taking seriously.
>
>
I assume this is an attempt to infuriate me.
It worked.
Why is it any more ridiculous to believe in the Norse gods than it is to
believe in Yahweh?
If you are an atheist: Why is it any more ridiculous to believe is something
than nothing.
If science is your "wonder wall," why can science not prove or disprove the
exist of one or more deities?
It is ignorant to attack people for their beliefs when you cannot disprove
them.
Robert Gau
>
>T H E F U C K H E A D T R I E D T O U S E A S O C K -
>
>P U P P E T A N D M A D E A N A S S O F H I M S E L F .
>
>
>T H I S W A S F U N N Y .
>
>
>T H E F U C K H E A D T H I N K S H E I S A V J I K I N G
>
>A N D W O R S H I P S C O M I C B O O K S U P E R - H E R O E S .
>
>
>T H I S I S A L S O F U N N Y.
>
>
>T H E F U C K H E A D T H I N K S H I S R E L I G I O U S
>
>V I E W S J U S T I F Y A S S A U L T O N P E O P L E T H A T
>
>M A K E F U N O F Y O U V J I K I N G F R E A K S .
>
>
>T H I S I S N O T F U N N Y . I T I S H E A D F U C K E D
>
>A N D W R O N G.
>
>
>
Why is his religion stupid?
One cannot prove or disprove the exist of god/s.
>[...]
>
>
>HTH, HAND.
>
>Meow.
>
>
>
>
>
>%
>%遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
>%<7trdg5$bmm$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>%>%
>%>[...]
>%>%
>%>%Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
>%>%Before you buy.
>%>
>%>
>%>
>%>From: punish...@my-deja.com
>%>
>%> Well, what do you know, you use deja.com to post, just like this other
>%> fuckhead.
>%>
>%>
>%>
>%>NNTP-Posting-Host: 208.232.214.30
>%>
>%> Hey! He even has your IP address!
>%>
>%> What an amazing coincidence.
>%>
>%>
>%>
>%>X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
>%>
>%> I wonder if this guy knows that he uses the exact same software that
>%> you use?
>%>
>%>
>%>
>%>X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x23.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client
208.232.214.30
>%>
>%> Fuckhead.
Robert Gau
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
or more deities?
>%
>%It is ignorant to attack people for their beliefs when you cannot disprove
>%them.
>
>
>By that rationale, if you start posting that you also worship the Hulk and
>Spider-Man, and a bunch of people call you a kook...
>
No self respecting person would worship Spider man.
You know full well that the Norse Gods are ancient compared to comic books,
and yet you continue to use comics as a means to degrade them to nothing
greater than that.
You are clearly a troll.
It is ok, though. The hammer of justice will soon fall.
Prepare yourself, fool.
Thurses x3---------"a prelude to your future" LOL
Robert Gau
Gary L. Burnore wrote in message <7trjd2$8m0$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>>
>>I assume this is an attempt to infuriate me.
>>It worked.
>
>
>
Poor Gary.
He calls me "pussy" in order to feel better.
If only the gods were kind enough to grant Gary and I a meeting.
Oh......how he would regret his easily spoken, online words.
Read about the early life of the Thunderer, Gary, and understand my early
days.
Understand that you are a nithling and a coward, and that, if we met in
person, I would crush you for your insults.......like a worm.
Pussy? LOL..........not close.
The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>
> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote in message
> <38014C...@sky-motel.bungmunch.edu>...
> >Robert Gau wrote:
> >>
> >> Why, exactly, is he a "fuckhead?"
> >
> >Because he expects to be taken seriously for believing in a pack
> >of anthropomorphic Norse divinities which even the Scandinavians
> >have long since stopped taking seriously.
> >
> >
>
> It worked.
> believe in Yahweh?
Among other reasons, the God of the Old and New Testaments is
not a philandering, drunken transvestite like Thor. Don't get
me wrong: I believe that there are lots of legitimate ways to
approach the question of religious belief. You just happen to
have picked out a really idiotic one. If you and your friends
feel that dressing up like Hagar the Horrible and burping out
old Norse drinking songs before you collapse in a mead-sodden
heap on the floor gives you some otherwise unattainable sense
of meaning to your lives, that's one thing. But by attempting
to term it a religion, you do all true believers a disservice.
The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
> >>It worked.
> >
> >
> >
>
> Poor Gary.
> He calls me "pussy" in order to feel better.
> If only the gods were kind enough to grant Gary and I a meeting.
> Oh......how he would regret his easily spoken, online words.
> Read about the early life of the Thunderer, Gary, and understand my early
> days.
> Understand that you are a nithling and a coward, and that, if we met in
> person, I would crush you for your insults.......like a worm.
Trust a Viking wannabe to fuck up an attempted IRL threat.
> Pussy? LOL..........not close.
I suspected you were more of an Ernst Roehm than a Geli Raubal
type of "guy," Robert.
The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>
> Robert Gau wrote in message <33dM3.14713$mR5.3...@news6.giganews.com>...
> >
> >The Psoriasis of the All-Father wrote in message
> ><7trm40$4...@news-central.tiac.net>...
>
> >>
> >>Yjes, bjut thjat's bjecause's yjou're a stjupid ljittle tjeenaged Vjiking
> >>wjannabe djesperately tryjing tjo gjain thje accjeptjance of hjis
> skjinhead
> >>pjeers.
> >>
> >
>
> "Skinhead?"
> You are simply clueless as to who you speak to.
> Unless you are simply trying to instigate even more battle.
>
> I don't fully understand you and your friends.
> You are very serious about your "art," if one should dare call it that, and
> you spend so much time here making ridiculous statements I would expect from
> a 3 year old.
> What's the deal?
> (no doubt the answer will be more nonsense)
I for one didn't get interested in asatru until Dirk Bruere tried
to out Flaagg as Dave Hillstrom. Anybody who can't figure out who
Flaagg *really* is from a quick search of DejaNews probably ought
to be euthanized before he pisses in the collective gene pool.
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
[...]%Before you buy.
From: punish...@my-deja.com
Well, what do you know, you use deja.com to post, just like this other
fuckhead.
NNTP-Posting-Host: 208.232.214.30
Hey! He even has your IP address!
What an amazing coincidence.
X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
I wonder if this guy knows that he uses the exact same software that
you use?
X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x23.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 208.232.214.30
Fuckhead.
Swain Wodening
Hmm, if you knew anything you would know IP adddresses sometimes come i
blocks... could be ANYONE on my server. Or maybe a smart hacker (-:
In article <7trdg5$bmm$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>,
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Before you buy.
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%Why, exactly, is he a "fuckhead?"
I don't know -why- he is a fuckhead. Perhaps he has been sniffing glue.
If you'd like to know in what -way- he's a fuckhead, you might take a moment to
read the post. If reading comprehension is a major challenge to you, I'll
summarize.
First, this fuckhead posts from deja.com using the lame alias "punisher1001" and
proffers the absurd suggestion that my strong anti-censorship stance means that
I should let you Vjiking freaks tell me where to post.
Then, moments later, the fuckhead responds to my post (in which I place the
whole fuckhead Vjiking newsgroup under arrest for ADVOCATING RL VIOLENCE) with
the lame alias "Hjargle Gjargle Pjickled Hjerring Dogfjucker" or some such
fuckhead Vjiking wannabe crap. This time, the boy wonder wants to share his
stupid essay on religious intolerance, as if the worship of comic book
characters justifies ADVOCATING RL VIOLENCE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF YOU.
In case you missed it, here's a slow motion replay:
T H E F U C K H E A D T R I E D T O U S E A S O C K -
P U P P E T A N D M A D E A N A S S O F H I M S E L F .
T H I S W A S F U N N Y .
T H E F U C K H E A D T H I N K S H E I S A V J I K I N G
A N D W O R S H I P S C O M I C B O O K S U P E R - H E R O E S .
T H I S I S A L S O F U N N Y.
T H E F U C K H E A D T H I N K S H I S R E L I G I O U S
V I E W S J U S T I F Y A S S A U L T O N P E O P L E T H A T
M A K E F U N O F Y O U V J I K I N G F R E A K S .
T H I S I S N O T F U N N Y . I T I S H E A D F U C K E D
A N D W R O N G.
[...]
HTH, HAND.
Meow.
%
%遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
%<7trdg5$bmm$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
%>%
%>[...]
%>%
%>%Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
%>X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x23.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 208.232.214.30
%>
%> Fuckhead.
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%
%The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote in message
%<38014C...@sky-motel.bungmunch.edu>...
%>Robert Gau wrote:
%>>
%>> Why, exactly, is he a "fuckhead?"
%>
%>Because he expects to be taken seriously for believing in a pack
%>of anthropomorphic Norse divinities which even the Scandinavians
%>have long since stopped taking seriously.
%>
%>
%
%I assume this is an attempt to infuriate me.
%It worked.
%Why is it any more ridiculous to believe in the Norse gods than it is to
%believe in Yahweh?
%If you are an atheist: Why is it any more ridiculous to believe is something
%than nothing.
%If science is your "wonder wall," why can science not prove or disprove the
%exist of one or more deities?
%
%It is ignorant to attack people for their beliefs when you cannot disprove
%them.
By that rationale, if you start posting that you also worship the Hulk and
Spider-Man, and a bunch of people call you a kook...
--
Leo Sgouros
The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@sky-motel.bungmunch.edu> wrote in
message news:38014C...@sky-motel.bungmunch.edu...
> Robert Gau wrote:
> >
> > Why, exactly, is he a "fuckhead?"
>
>
>
>
this
> > "art," that you propagate, I really don't understand your need to
crosspost
> > here and give these people a hard time.
> >
> > >%
> > >[...]> > > fuckhead.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >NNTP-Posting-Host: 208.232.214.30
> > >
> > > Hey! He even has your IP address!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98;
DigExt)
> > >
Fuckhaed.
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%
%The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@sky-motel.bungmunch.edu> wrote in
%message news:38014C...@sky-motel.bungmunch.edu...
%> Robert Gau wrote:
%> >
%> > Why, exactly, is he a "fuckhead?"
%>
%> Because he expects to be taken seriously for believing in a pack
%> of anthropomorphic Norse divinities which even the Scandinavians
%> have long since stopped taking seriously.
%>
%>
%>
%> > you know, though I don't understand your motivations, or why you like
%this
%> > "art," that you propagate, I really don't understand your need to
%crosspost
%> > here and give these people a hard time.
%> >
%> > 遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
%> > <7trdg5$bmm$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
%> > >%
%> > >[...]
%> > >%
%> > >%Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
%> > >%Before you buy.
%> > >
%> > >
%> > >
%> > >From: punish...@my-deja.com
%> > >
%> > > Well, what do you know, you use deja.com to post, just like this
%other
%> > > fuckhead.
%> > >
%> > >
%> > >
%> > >NNTP-Posting-Host: 208.232.214.30
%> > >
%> > > Hey! He even has your IP address!
%> > >
%> > > What an amazing coincidence.
%> > >
%> > >
%> > >
%> > >X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98;
%DigExt)
%> > >
%> > > I wonder if this guy knows that he uses the exact same software that
%> > > you use?
%> > >
%> > >
%> > >
%> > >X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x23.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client
%208.232.214.30
%> > >
%> > > Fuckhead.
%
%
%Fuckhaed.
Fjuckhead.
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%In article <7tri1v$vvc$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
% Swain Wodening <wode...@geocities.com> wrote:
%> My aren't we touchy, you would think I had commited a crime... You see
%> the point of irrelevant posts are to make you wonder. Why would i post
%> something relevant to religion on alt.religion.asatru?????
%
%No, the point of your filthy post in which you listed address and
%pohone number of the person you dislike was to incite phone
%harrassment, badgering, threatening snail mail and all that garbage.
You forgot the part about "Remonstration in person."
See: Message-ID: <3800EE61...@kbnet.co.uk>
In which this reprehensible FUCKHEAD says:
"He's one of the pack that have desecrated the Asatru NG, denigrated and
insulted our Gods and Folk.
"Well, if any of you would care to remonstrate in person try:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[snip RL address]
"If you want to phone to offer your support to him try:
[snip RL number]
HTH
%You're a real slime bag, you are. If that's what your religion is like,
%no wonder it actually died a long time ago. Hey, those Vikings were
%real. You, You're nothing but rat shit.
%> In article <7trhcc$vi6$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
%> silverpelican <silver...@my-deja.com> wrote:
%> > In article <7tr9h6$qdj$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
%> > Swain Wodening <wode...@geocities.com> wrote:
%> > > The Nature of Religious Bigotry
%> > >
%> > > by Swain and Eric Wodening
%> > snip
%> > What has this to do with your publishing Real life (tm) info on a
%> > poster? Lower than dog shit, you're not any better than the bigots
%you
%> > rail against.
%> > --
%> > >
%> > --
%>
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%Dirk's post wiht header:
%
%
%From: Dirk Bruere <art...@kbnet.co.uk>
%Subject: Re: Flame Faggots
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%"Nik Smiðr Warrensson" wrote:
%>
%> If we're not dangerous why don't you give us your address and phone
%> number so we can come and visit you to discuss the claims that you've
%> bravely made from behind your terminal. I note that you haven't
%
%Since he won't do it, I will.
%
%Let's see how brave he is in denigrating our Gods and Folk now.
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%Dirk
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%Now look at my header... different?????
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%Thank you!
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%Before you buy.
Way to show the old loyalty, fuckhead. Reporting your friends for their
weak-minded threats? Good for you.
Perhaps you're not all bad.
Stupid, to be certain. Disloyal, maybe. Gullible, and HOW. But not all bad.
Robert Gau
Gary L. Burnore wrote in message <7trqov$a0v$2...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>On Sun, 10 Oct 1999 22:45:20 -0500, in article
><61dM3.8040$bj6.2...@news4.giganews.com>, "Robert Gau"
<hea...@texas.net>
>wrote:
>
>>I would crush you for your insults.......like a worm.
>
>
Oh look! A "clever" attempt at twisting wording!
Do it again! It's so funny. You clever devil!
>
>>Pussy? LOL..........not close.
>
>Not close to any pussy? Maybe that's why you're so upset. Maybe you
should
>pay 10 bucks and get your wife to fuck you?
>
>
Oh! You did it again!
Thanks!
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Robert Gau
The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote in message
>
>>
>> I assume this is an attempt to infuriate me.
>> Why is it any more ridiculous to believe in the Norse gods than it is to
>
>Among other reasons, the God of the Old and New Testaments is
>not a philandering, drunken transvestite like Thor.
Transvestite?
No doubt you are thinking that I don't know what you are talking about.
LOL......wish on.
That is an example of shamanic journey.
On the basest level, he just wanted his shit back.
Don't get
>me wrong: I believe that there are lots of legitimate ways to
>approach the question of religious belief. You just happen to
>have picked out a really idiotic one. If you and your friends
>feel that dressing up like Hagar the Horrible and burping out
>old Norse drinking songs before you collapse in a mead-sodden
>heap on the floor gives you some otherwise unattainable sense
>of meaning to your lives, that's one thing. But by attempting
>to term it a religion, you do all true believers a disservice.
True believers? What seperates your belief from mine?
You believe in angels with wings and chariots from the sky?
No more outrageous than I really strong, red headed guy with a hammer.
The 2-Belo
this through a little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean
Central Committee:
[nanau snecked]
>I can't believe this "silverpelican" character. Just get a load of *this*.
>
>%In article <7tri1v$vvc$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
>% Swain Wodening <wode...@geocities.com> wrote:
>%> My aren't we touchy, you would think I had commited a crime... You see
>%> the point of irrelevant posts are to make you wonder. Why would i post
>%> something relevant to religion on alt.religion.asatru?????
>%
>%No, the point of your filthy post in which you listed address and
>%pohone number of the person you dislike was to incite phone
>%harrassment, badgering, threatening snail mail and all that garbage.
>
>You forgot the part about "Remonstration in person."
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Robert Gau wrote in message ...
>
>It is ok, though. The hammer of justice will soon fall.
>
>Prepare yourself, fool.
>
Robert Gau
Jim Cleveland wrote in message ...
LOL.....no.....not <Mjollnir. Guess again.
Osiris Lee Pierce
>
> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote in message
> <380165...@sky-motel.bungmunch.edu>...
> >
> >>
> >> I assume this is an attempt to infuriate me.
> >> It worked.
> >> Why is it any more ridiculous to believe in the Norse gods than it is to
> >> believe in Yahweh?
> >
> >Among other reasons, the God of the Old and New Testaments is
> >not a philandering, drunken transvestite like Thor.
>
> Transvestite?
> No doubt you are thinking that I don't know what you are talking about.
> LOL......wish on.
> That is an example of shamanic journey.
> On the basest level, he just wanted his shit back.
Now THAT is what I call theology.
-------------
"That is an example of shamanic journey.
On the basest level, he just wanted his shit back."
Robert der Gauleiter explains Thor's penchant for crossdressing
in article <shfM3.12709$Ft.4...@news5.giganews.com>
Osiris Lee Pierce
Mjollnir? Wasn't that the name of Freyja's strap-on dildo?
Rat & Swan
> By that rationale, if you start posting that you also worship the Hulk and
> Spider-Man, and a bunch of people call you a kook...
OK, se we have established that your knowledge of history extends *only*
as far as the Marvel Universe. Well and good. You have shown that you
do not understand anything.
Now we will begin with Asatru 101, yes?
Thor, Asgard and the rest showed up in Marvel comics. OK. Now (and don't
try overworking, just take this a sentence at a time. Convulsions can be
avoided in single brain-celled organisms with care. WHERE do you think
the Marvel artists GOT the manes and situations they drew in the comic
pages?
Now I *know* your education (such as it was) never prepared you to look
behind what was printed in your textbooks, but let me clue you... if you
look UP Odin, Thor, Freya, Asgard and the rest in the dictionary or even
the encyclopedia... guess what? You WON'T find Marvel even MENTIONED!
Why? Because the things contained in their pages are derivative, pale
copies of a vibrant reality!
Now how do I know this? Because, while I *MAY* not care much for
Christianity, I *do* understand that there is more to that faith than
the Jack Chick pamphlets!
Like it or not, Xtianity has a long and colorful history, an entire
ethical system and motivating principles. It is two thousand years old.
Judaism is older yet. Well, Norse beliefs have roots in history TOO!
So the 'comic books' of Jack Chick and the 'comic books' of Jack Kirby
are a lot alike aren't they? They are reflections!
Sheesh! When ya gotta explain it...
Sigrun Wynnisdatter
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote:
%
%> By that rationale, if you start posting that you also worship the Hulk and
%> Spider-Man, and a bunch of people call you a kook...
%
%OK, se we have established that your knowledge of history extends *only*
%as far as the Marvel Universe. Well and good. You have shown that you
%do not understand anything.
%
%Now we will begin with Asatru 101, yes?
No.
%Thor, Asgard and the rest showed up in Marvel comics. OK. Now (and don't
[snip]
%Sheesh! When ya gotta explain it...
Shut up.
%Sigrun Wynnisdatter
Dear Swine Widening or Sluggo Wainscoting or whatever the fuck you are.
You have a problem with reading comprehension. It seems to be a common Vjiking
trait, of late.
You need help. Perhaps a tutor?
Regards,
B.
Robert Gau
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
<7ttj0e$n0e$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
holy shit.
You are so damn weak.
Your "comebacks" are fricken pathetic, man.
What's wrong with you?
I ahve a feeling that you are very young, or just plain stupid.
Both?
Lord Shittybum of Assex
>
> >>>> Why, exactly, is he a "fuckhead?"
> >>>
>
> >>>
> >>
> >>I assume this is an attempt to infuriate me.
> >>It worked.
> >
>
> Say this to my face - I dare you.
>
Fucking pussy.
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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
That must really hurt. Especially since it's coming from somebody
whose idea of worship is getting drunk on Old Milwaukee and burping
up a limerick about Thor getting reamed in the ass with a strap-on.
Robert Gau
Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
<7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>Nick Smith wrote:
>> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
>>
>> Say this to my face - I dare you.
>>
>
>Fucking pussy.
>
None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
Lord Shittybum of Assex
Fucking pussy.
Lord Shittybum of Assex
nightmare
>
> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >Nick Smith wrote:
>
> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
> >>
> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
> >>
> >
> >Fucking pussy.
> >
>
> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
Bob, you need to take some anger management classes and chill. You could
have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if the
things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue a
beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
religion? Religion is evil and this thread is evident of why. You are
ready to maim and kill all because someone pissed on your theological
wheaties. I feel sorry for you, and I really hope that someday you learn
to let things slide.
--
nightmare
"There has to be a heaven cause I've already done
my time in hell"-Social Distortion
nightmare
Hey what Thor chooses to do on his own time is his business. Just as
long as he doesn't get any Vjiking spjunk on me, I could care less.
The Psoriasis of the All-Father
news:3802935B...@hiwaay.net...
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I aljso djo njot djeny thjat ljike Pjeter Njorth, I alsjo hjave twjo
prjostate gljands.
The Chicka-bow-bow Psoriasis of the All-Father
Rjidin' Thje Skjin Ljongbjoat
--
Cjould sjomeone gjet mje a cjortison shjot?!
Lord Shittybum of Assex
>
> Robert Gau filmed this footage:
>
> >Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
> ><7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >>Nick Smith wrote:
> >
> >>> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
> >>>
> >>> Say this to my face - I dare you.
> >>>
> >>Fucking pussy.
> >
> >None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
>
> amount of entertainment simply by feeling so threatened by a bunch of electronic
> text that you're moved to physical defense displays.
>
> Now, I don't know how long you've been posting to Usenet, but let me provide you
> with your one and only Complimentary Clue(tm): Your fat-biker-dude-with-crowbar
> chest-puffing is about as scary as a Little League baseball team armed with
> goose feathers, bucko. Whatever physical power you claim to possess in real life
> is not going to make a flying first-class fuck of difference on Usenet.
>
> Nor, for that matter, would it make any difference anywhere else on the planet,
> save for perhaps your own backyard, or the local skeezy bar you get your nightly
> fix at. I'm sure you rule the pool table at Cactus Flats or wherever the hell it
> is, but walk outside for a second. Yep, you've just gone from King of the Cue
> Ball to Nameless, Faceless Grunt. Feels invigorating, doesn't it?
>
> And then you log on to Usenet, and feel even LESS power. Gee, all these people
> all over the world writin' in them big, fancy paragraphs, in sentences you need
> a dictionary to keep up with. And now they're in your newsgroup, posting silly
> little messages, generally having a good time, Infringing on Your Territory
> (your territory, in goon terms, means "wherever one is at"). And there's
> absolutely nothing you can do about it.
>
> Yes! There's only one solution! THREATEN TO GO OVER TO DEY HOUSE AND KICK DEY
> ASS! Because it's the only way you'll ever feel in control of anything in your
> pathetic fucking existence! Everywhere else, outside of your little mental
> boxing ring, you're as helpless as an infant, an insipid little cunt, without
> identity, without power, without life.
>
> Now why don't you take that big, hairy, meaty fist you're shaking at us, and RAM
> IT UP YOUR OWN FESTERING CORNHOLE, AND SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE. Then, finally, you will
> be in control of something: your bowels.
>
> Fucking pussy.
I agree with this post.
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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>
> You know what the problem with you people is? You trolls feel shity
> because of your parents pissed you off
I have always enjoyed an excellent relationship with my parents. My
only regret is that I now live so far away from them that I only
get to see them two or three times a year.
> or your girlfriend dumped you and
My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
in the head.
> have a need to make other people feel as shity as you because that is
> your only sense of control in your miserable boring lives!
I never even noticed you goofballs until Dirk Bruere decided that it
would be cute to out "Flaagg." Inaccurately, as it turns out. But to
me, it's always the thought that counts.
Robert Gau
The Psoriasis of the All-Father wrote in message
<7tu741$g...@news-central.tiac.net>...
Robert Gau
Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
>Robert Gau wrote:
>>
>> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
>> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>> >Nick Smith wrote:
>>
>> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
>> >>
>> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Fucking pussy.
>> >
>>
>> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
>
>
>
That's hardly to the face.
Robert Gau
nightmare wrote in message <38029304...@hiwaay.net>...
>Robert Gau wrote:
>>
>> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
>> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>> >Nick Smith wrote:
>>
>> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
>> >>
>> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Fucking pussy.
>> >
>>
>> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
>
>have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
>way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if the
>things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue a
>beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
>religion?
It goes WAY beyond that.
And you knoiw it.
Religion is evil and this thread is evident of why. You are
>ready to maim and kill all because someone pissed on your theological
>wheaties. I feel sorry for you, and I really hope that someday you learn
>to let things slide.
>
Leave then, if it is no big deal.
Robert Gau
The 2-Belo wrote in message <7tu6al$bs2$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>Robert Gau filmed this footage:
>
>><7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>>>Nick Smith wrote:
>>
>>>> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
>>>>
>>>> Say this to my face - I dare you.
>>>>
>>>Fucking pussy.
>>
>>None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
>
enormous
>amount of entertainment simply by feeling so threatened by a bunch of
electronic
>text that you're moved to physical defense displays.
>
>Now, I don't know how long you've been posting to Usenet, but let me
provide you
>with your one and only Complimentary Clue(tm): Your
fat-biker-dude-with-crowbar
>chest-puffing is about as scary as a Little League baseball team armed with
>goose feathers, bucko.
Only because it is not real. in person.
Whatever physical power you claim to possess in real life
>is not going to make a flying first-class fuck of difference on Usenet.
>
True. Anyone live in Texas?
>Nor, for that matter, would it make any difference anywhere else on the
planet,
>save for perhaps your own backyard, or the local skeezy bar you get your
nightly
>fix at. I'm sure you rule the pool table at Cactus Flats or wherever the
hell it
>is, but walk outside for a second. Yep, you've just gone from King of the
Cue
>Ball to Nameless, Faceless Grunt. Feels invigorating, doesn't it?
>
Brave words. Come to houston.
>And then you log on to Usenet, and feel even LESS power. Gee, all these
people
>all over the world writin' in them big, fancy paragraphs, in sentences you
need
>a dictionary to keep up with. And now they're in your newsgroup, posting
silly
>little messages, generally having a good time, Infringing on Your Territory
>(your territory, in goon terms, means "wherever one is at"). And there's
>absolutely nothing you can do about it.
>
And your messages aren't silly?
>Yes! There's only one solution! THREATEN TO GO OVER TO DEY HOUSE AND KICK
DEY
>ASS!
Hle yeah! Where do you live?
Because it's the only way you'll ever feel in control of anything in your
>pathetic fucking existence! Everywhere else, outside of your little mental
>boxing ring, you're as helpless as an infant, an insipid little cunt,
without
>identity, without power, without life.
>
Ok. I can live with that.
Where do yo live?
>Now why don't you take that big, hairy, meaty fist you're shaking at us,
and RAM
>IT UP YOUR OWN FESTERING CORNHOLE, AND SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE. Then, finally, you
will
>be in control of something: your bowels.
>
LOL
Good one.
What a wimpy comeback.
>Fucking pussy.
>
>
Say it ot my face.
Nick Smith
>>>
>>>Because he expects to be taken seriously for believing in a pack
>>>of anthropomorphic Norse divinities which even the Scandinavians
>>>have long since stopped taking seriously.
Most but not all. Learn some more history.
>>>
>>
>>I assume this is an attempt to infuriate me.
>>It worked.
>
>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
Say this to my face - I dare you.
Nik
Nick Smith
>> >of anthropomorphic Norse divinities which even the Scandinavians
>> >have long since stopped taking seriously.
>>
>> It worked.
>> believe in Yahweh?
>
>Among other reasons, the God of the Old and New Testaments is
>me wrong: I believe that there are lots of legitimate ways to
>approach the question of religious belief. You just happen to
>have picked out a really idiotic one. If you and your friends
>feel that dressing up like Hagar the Horrible and burping out
>old Norse drinking songs before you collapse in a mead-sodden
>heap on the floor gives you some otherwise unattainable sense
>of meaning to your lives, that's one thing.
This isn't how it is.
> But by attempting
>to term it a religion, you do all true believers a disservice.
Your attempt to characterise our religion in such a manner goes astray
- in any event you aren't the arbiter of what is and isn't a true
religion.
This is the closest to rational debate that I've seen please feel free
to continue with more along these lines but with less "attacking straw
men" that your above posting is. Misrepresenting one's debate
opponents and then knocking over the misrepresentation is not rational
nor effective.
Nik
Nick Smith
wrote:
>
>
>>
>>T H E F U C K H E A D T R I E D T O U S E A S O C K -
>>
>>P U P P E T A N D M A D E A N A S S O F H I M S E L F .
>>
>>
>>T H I S W A S F U N N Y .
>>
>>
>>T H E F U C K H E A D T H I N K S H E I S A V J I K I N G
>>
>>A N D W O R S H I P S C O M I C B O O K S U P E R - H E R O E S .
Not only are the Marvel representations of the Gods a long way from
what they actually were - for example the Thor comic character has a
hammer with a long handle whereas in the Eddas is says specifically
that one imperfection in Mjollnir was that it had a short handle.
Therefore representing Asatru as being from Marvel comics is a long
way from the mark. You will find if you approach us in a manner that
is respectfuland ask serious questions that, at least, some of us can
answer you in a manner that would grace a Masters Thesis on the
subject.
>>T H I S I S A L S O F U N N Y.
>>
>>
>>T H E F U C K H E A D T H I N K S H I S R E L I G I O U S
>>
>>V I E W S J U S T I F Y A S S A U L T O N P E O P L E T H A T
>>
>>M A K E F U N O F Y O U V J I K I N G F R E A K S .
I believe that people shouldn't say stuff from behind a terminal that
they wouldn't say face to face. I am prepared to meet you so that you
can say all the things that you have in this newsgroup to my face. Are
you so prepared. I will even travel to you - as I am attending the
re-enatacment of the Battle of Hastings next year in Hastings,
England.
>>T H I S I S N O T F U N N Y . I T I S H E A D F U C K E D
>>A N D W R O N G.
So far you are the ones who have behaved really badly - it should be
no suprise that some get upset when you grievously insult our most
sacred beings.
>
>Why is his religion stupid?
>One cannot prove or disprove the exist of god/s.
Indeed - from my perspective the only way in which a religion can be
criticised in this manner is the logical consistency of its
theological structure. I dare say, however that this is beyond the
capability of the "Your viking religion is stupid poster".
You can never win. You can never beat people who aren't afraid to die.
Hail Odin!
Nik
Nick Smith
>
>of anthropomorphic Norse divinities which even the Scandinavians
>have long since stopped taking seriously.
Indeed many don't. Before you go to far I urge you to read some
history regarding Olaf Tryggvasson.
Nik
The 2-Belo
>Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
><7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>>Nick Smith wrote:
>
>>> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
>>>
>>> Say this to my face - I dare you.
>>>
>>Fucking pussy.
>
>None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
There'd be no need, in the first place. You're providing us with an enormous
amount of entertainment simply by feeling so threatened by a bunch of electronic
text that you're moved to physical defense displays.
Now, I don't know how long you've been posting to Usenet, but let me provide you
with your one and only Complimentary Clue(tm): Your fat-biker-dude-with-crowbar
chest-puffing is about as scary as a Little League baseball team armed with
goose feathers, bucko. Whatever physical power you claim to possess in real life
is not going to make a flying first-class fuck of difference on Usenet.
Nor, for that matter, would it make any difference anywhere else on the planet,
save for perhaps your own backyard, or the local skeezy bar you get your nightly
fix at. I'm sure you rule the pool table at Cactus Flats or wherever the hell it
is, but walk outside for a second. Yep, you've just gone from King of the Cue
Ball to Nameless, Faceless Grunt. Feels invigorating, doesn't it?
And then you log on to Usenet, and feel even LESS power. Gee, all these people
all over the world writin' in them big, fancy paragraphs, in sentences you need
a dictionary to keep up with. And now they're in your newsgroup, posting silly
little messages, generally having a good time, Infringing on Your Territory
(your territory, in goon terms, means "wherever one is at"). And there's
absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Yes! There's only one solution! THREATEN TO GO OVER TO DEY HOUSE AND KICK DEY
ASS! Because it's the only way you'll ever feel in control of anything in your
pathetic fucking existence! Everywhere else, outside of your little mental
boxing ring, you're as helpless as an infant, an insipid little cunt, without
identity, without power, without life.
Now why don't you take that big, hairy, meaty fist you're shaking at us, and RAM
IT UP YOUR OWN FESTERING CORNHOLE, AND SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE. Then, finally, you will
be in control of something: your bowels.
Fucking pussy.
The 2-Belo
>Robert Gau wrote:
>>
>> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
>> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>> >Nick Smith wrote:
>>
>> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
>> >>
>> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Fucking pussy.
>> >
>>
>> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
>
>Bob, you need to take some anger management classes and chill. You could
>have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
>way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if the
>things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue a
>beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
>religion?
Heh. "God is Great, God is Good, and if You Don't Believe That, We'll Fuckin'
Fuck You Up, Motherfucker".
You know, I'll bet God's got some RIGHTEOUS abs, MAAANNNNN. God is so awesome
man, like, he could go in through your stomach, come up, rip your heart out and
show it to you before you die. It's in the Bible, man, I read it! Remember the
Pharisees? He KICKED DEY ASS!
Axel
<rao...@asatru.bungmunch.edu>:
>Ivar Wiljonsen wrote:
>>
>> You know what the problem with you people is? You trolls feel shity
>> because of your parents pissed you off
>
>I have always enjoyed an excellent relationship with my parents. My
>only regret is that I now live so far away from them that I only
>get to see them two or three times a year.
Me too.
>
>
>> or your girlfriend dumped you and
>
>My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
>or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
>in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
>in the head.
Raoul, I've warned you about not being accepting of alternative
worldviews. Bungmunch University is making tolerance and diversity
one of its top prijorities. In fact, last year, we hired an Irish
man. Granted, he's only a janitor, but it's a start.
>
>
>> have a need to make other people feel as shity as you because that is
>> your only sense of control in your miserable boring lives!
>
>I never even noticed you goofballs until Dirk Bruere decided that it
>would be cute to out "Flaagg." Inaccurately, as it turns out. But to
>me, it's always the thought that counts.
Me too.
>
>
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Axel
<rao...@asatru.bungmunch.edu>:
>Ivar Wiljonsen wrote:
>>
>> You know what the problem with you people is? You trolls feel shity
>> because of your parents pissed you off
>
>I have always enjoyed an excellent relationship with my parents. My
>only regret is that I now live so far away from them that I only
>get to see them two or three times a year.
>
>
>> or your girlfriend dumped you and
>
>My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
>or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
>in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
>in the head.
I should add that Raoul's wife is pretty damn hot also.
I'm not sure why, but I think that, should I ever make a movie about
Meow, I'll cast Christopher Lloyd as Raoul.
Either him, or David Ogden Styers. Depends on if we want Raoul to
have a beard.
As for myself, I'm still torn between Liam Neeson and Jerry Seinfeld.
I should probably go, before I say something that makes Raoul mad.
The 2-Belo
First, let me fix this crappy post formatting that the Microfuckt "LOOKOUT!"
*EXPLODE* you're using is spitting out. *clickety-clickety-clickety-clickety*
That's better. Now, on to your desperate fist-throwing:
>The 2-Belo wrote in message <7tu6al$bs2$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>>Robert Gau filmed this footage:
>>
>>>Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
>>><7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>>>>Nick Smith wrote:
>>>
>>>>> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
>>>>>
>>>>> Say this to my face - I dare you.
>>>>>
>>>>Fucking pussy.
>>>
>>>None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
>>
>>There'd be no need, in the first place. You're providing us with an enormous
>>amount of entertainment simply by feeling so threatened by a bunch of electronic
>>text that you're moved to physical defense displays.
>>
>>Now, I don't know how long you've been posting to Usenet, but let me provide you
>>with your one and only Complimentary Clue(tm): Your fat-biker-dude-with-crowbar
>>chest-puffing is about as scary as a Little League baseball team armed with
>>goose feathers, bucko.
>
>Only because it is not real.
Ah. And worshipping Vjiking gjods is? And snide insults concerning said idiotic
religion is? They're not real. None of this is real. *YOU'RE* not real. You're a
mindless piece of flab with legs who places value on the ability to crush beer
cans on your head, since you have nothing else to work with.
>>Whatever physical power you claim to possess in real life
>>is not going to make a flying first-class fuck of difference on Usenet.
>
>True. Anyone live in Texas?
Millions of people live in Texas. The poor, unfortunate bastards. It's doubly
unfortunate that many of them have working brains, otherwise I wouldn't feel so
sorry for them because they have to share a state with reflexive, violent
cocksuckers like you, Robert.
Sheesh. This is supposed to be a religious person? Spiritual enlightenment
through drunken brawls? A Vjiking's a Vjiking, I guess.
>>Nor, for that matter, would it make any difference anywhere else on the planet,
>>save for perhaps your own backyard, or the local skeezy bar you get your nightly
>>fix at. I'm sure you rule the pool table at Cactus Flats or wherever the hell it
>>is, but walk outside for a second. Yep, you've just gone from King of the Cue
>>Ball to Nameless, Faceless Grunt. Feels invigorating, doesn't it?
>
>Brave words. Come to houston.
You'll still be a nameless, faceless grunt, Robert.
>>And then you log on to Usenet, and feel even LESS power. Gee, all these people
>>all over the world writin' in them big, fancy paragraphs, in sentences you need
>>a dictionary to keep up with. And now they're in your newsgroup, posting silly
>>little messages, generally having a good time, Infringing on Your Territory
>>(your territory, in goon terms, means "wherever one is at"). And there's
>>absolutely nothing you can do about it.
>
>And your messages aren't silly?
Did I say they weren't? Read the post again, dumbfuck. If our posts are nothing
of consequence, then why are you getting your tits in a knot over them?
>>Yes! There's only one solution! THREATEN TO GO OVER TO DEY HOUSE AND KICK DEY
>>ASS!
>
>Hle yeah!
Is "Hle" the realm of damnation in your religion?
>Where do you live?
Japan. If you want to cough up the thousand or so dollars to go to a foreign
country and try to feel your way out of an airport when you probably couldn't
read road signs in your own fucking town, and try to find my house out of over
100 million of them, all because I posted an article in your newsgroup
(*GAASSSPP!!!*), then be my guest, Billy Bob.
Otherwise, get a fucking grip, you cerebrum-challenged goon.
>>Because it's the only way you'll ever feel in control of anything in your
>>pathetic fucking existence! Everywhere else, outside of your little mental
>>boxing ring, you're as helpless as an infant, an insipid little cunt, without
>>identity, without power, without life.
>
>Ok. I can live with that.
So I gathered. Small goals for small minds.
>Where do yo live?
Read above, cuntlet. Memory problems too?
>>Fucking pussy.
>
>Say it ot my face.
*sigh* Skull as thick as the earth is wide. I figured as much.
The 2-Belo
>
>nightmare wrote in message <38029304...@hiwaay.net>...
>>Robert Gau wrote:
>>>
>>> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
>>> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>>> >Nick Smith wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
>>> >>
>>> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> >Fucking pussy.
>>> >
>>>
>>> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
>>
>>Bob, you need to take some anger management classes and chill. You could
>>have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
>>way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if the
>>things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue a
>>beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
>>religion?
>
>It goes WAY beyond that.
>And you knoiw it.
Way beyond WHAT? It's Usenet, fer chrissake, not the goddamn Jerry Springer
Show.
The 2-Belo
>Any of you puntanges live in Texas?
He's trying to come on to us, guys...
Lord Shittybum of Assex
>
> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
> >Robert Gau wrote:
> >>
> >> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
> >> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >> >Nick Smith wrote:
> >>
> >> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
> >> >>
> >> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Fucking pussy.
> >> >
> >>
> >> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
> >
> >
> >
>
> That's hardly to the face.
Fucking pussy.
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Lord Shittybum of Assex
>
> nightmare wrote in message <38029304...@hiwaay.net>...
> >Robert Gau wrote:
> >>
> >> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
> >> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >> >Nick Smith wrote:
> >>
> >> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
> >> >>
> >> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Fucking pussy.
> >> >
> >>
> >> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
> >
> >have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
> >way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if the
> >things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue a
> >beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
> >religion?
>
> It goes WAY beyond that.
> And you knoiw it.
>
> >ready to maim and kill all because someone pissed on your theological
> >wheaties. I feel sorry for you, and I really hope that someday you learn
> >to let things slide.
> >
>
> Leave then, if it is no big deal.
Fucking pussy.
Lord Shittybum of Assex
> >
> >><7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >>>Nick Smith wrote:
> >>
> >>>> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
> >>>>
> >>>> Say this to my face - I dare you.
> >>>>
> >>>Fucking pussy.
> >>
> >>None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
> >
> enormous
> >amount of entertainment simply by feeling so threatened by a bunch of
> electronic
> >text that you're moved to physical defense displays.
> >
> >Now, I don't know how long you've been posting to Usenet, but let me
> provide you
> >with your one and only Complimentary Clue(tm): Your
> fat-biker-dude-with-crowbar
> >chest-puffing is about as scary as a Little League baseball team armed with
> >goose feathers, bucko.
>
Fucking pussy.
> Whatever physical power you claim to possess in real life
> >is not going to make a flying first-class fuck of difference on Usenet.
> >
>
> True. Anyone live in Texas?
1st clue of this guy's IQ
> >Nor, for that matter, would it make any difference anywhere else on the
> planet,
> >save for perhaps your own backyard, or the local skeezy bar you get your
> nightly
> >fix at. I'm sure you rule the pool table at Cactus Flats or wherever the
> hell it
> >is, but walk outside for a second. Yep, you've just gone from King of the
> Cue
> >Ball to Nameless, Faceless Grunt. Feels invigorating, doesn't it?
> >
>
> Brave words. Come to houston.
2nd clue.
> >And then you log on to Usenet, and feel even LESS power. Gee, all these
> people
> >all over the world writin' in them big, fancy paragraphs, in sentences you
> need
> >a dictionary to keep up with. And now they're in your newsgroup, posting
> silly
> >little messages, generally having a good time, Infringing on Your Territory
> >(your territory, in goon terms, means "wherever one is at"). And there's
> >absolutely nothing you can do about it.
> >
>
> And your messages aren't silly?
Fucking pussy.
> >Yes! There's only one solution! THREATEN TO GO OVER TO DEY HOUSE AND KICK
> DEY
> >ASS!
>
> Hle yeah! Where do you live?
Fucking pussy.
> Because it's the only way you'll ever feel in control of anything in your
> >pathetic fucking existence! Everywhere else, outside of your little mental
> >boxing ring, you're as helpless as an infant, an insipid little cunt,
> without
> >identity, without power, without life.
> >
>
> Ok. I can live with that.
> Where do yo live?
Fucking pussy.
> >Now why don't you take that big, hairy, meaty fist you're shaking at us,
> and RAM
> >IT UP YOUR OWN FESTERING CORNHOLE, AND SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE. Then, finally, you
> will
> >be in control of something: your bowels.
> >
>
> LOL
> Good one.
> What a wimpy comeback.
Fucking pussy.
> >Fucking pussy.
> >
> >
>
> Say it ot my face.
"it ot my face."
Lord Shittybum of Assex
>
> Translated from the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
> <rao...@asatru.bungmunch.edu>:
>
> >Ivar Wiljonsen wrote:
> >>
> >> You know what the problem with you people is? You trolls feel shity
> >> because of your parents pissed you off
> >
> >I have always enjoyed an excellent relationship with my parents. My
> >only regret is that I now live so far away from them that I only
> >get to see them two or three times a year.
> >
> >
> >> or your girlfriend dumped you and
> >
> >My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
> >or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
> >in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
> >in the head.
>
> I should add that Raoul's wife is pretty damn hot also.
I agree with this post.
> I'm not sure why, but I think that, should I ever make a movie about
> Meow, I'll cast Christopher Lloyd as Raoul.
I agree with this post.
> Either him, or David Ogden Styers. Depends on if we want Raoul to
> have a beard.
I had my heart set on Christopher Lloyd.
> As for myself, I'm still torn between Liam Neeson and Jerry Seinfeld.
Liam Neeson. I get to be played by that guy who was in this movie this
one time... you know, this guy? He acted? That one.
> I should probably go, before I say something that makes Raoul mad.
Raoul probably agrees with this post.
The 2-Belo
little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean Central Committee:
>Translated from the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
><rao...@asatru.bungmunch.edu>:
>
>>Ivar Wiljonsen wrote:
>>>
>>> You know what the problem with you people is? You trolls feel shity
>>> because of your parents pissed you off
>>
>>I have always enjoyed an excellent relationship with my parents. My
>>only regret is that I now live so far away from them that I only
>>get to see them two or three times a year.
>>
>>
>>> or your girlfriend dumped you and
>>
>>My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
>>or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
>>in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
>>in the head.
>
>I should add that Raoul's wife is pretty damn hot also.
>
>I'm not sure why, but I think that, should I ever make a movie about
>Meow, I'll cast Christopher Lloyd as Raoul.
>
>Either him, or David Ogden Styers. Depends on if we want Raoul to
>have a beard.
>
>As for myself, I'm still torn between Liam Neeson and Jerry Seinfeld.
I am hiring Bruce Willis to play my role (complete with hairpiece), despite the
constant attempts by you bastards to hire Tattoo and fit him with a skullcap.
Lord Shittybum of Assex
>
> Robert Gau filmed this footage:
>
>
> He's trying to come on to us, guys...
Well hello thailor! He can't even speel poontang korektlie
Lord Shittybum of Assex
>
> Axel logged on while drunk, and inadvertently relayed this through a
> little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean Central Committee:
>
> >Translated from the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
> ><rao...@asatru.bungmunch.edu>:
> >
> >>Ivar Wiljonsen wrote:
> >>>
> >>> You know what the problem with you people is? You trolls feel shity
> >>> because of your parents pissed you off
> >>
> >>I have always enjoyed an excellent relationship with my parents. My
> >>only regret is that I now live so far away from them that I only
> >>get to see them two or three times a year.
> >>
> >>
> >>> or your girlfriend dumped you and
> >>
> >>My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
> >>or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
> >>in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
> >>in the head.
> >
> >I should add that Raoul's wife is pretty damn hot also.
> >
> >I'm not sure why, but I think that, should I ever make a movie about
> >Meow, I'll cast Christopher Lloyd as Raoul.
> >
> >Either him, or David Ogden Styers. Depends on if we want Raoul to
> >have a beard.
> >
> >As for myself, I'm still torn between Liam Neeson and Jerry Seinfeld.
>
> I am hiring Bruce Willis to play my role (complete with hairpiece), despite the
> constant attempts by you bastards to hire Tattoo and fit him with a skullcap.
Tattoo is dead, but he has achieved the same status as Elvis. Don't be
surprised if he moves in to your local trailer park in Texas next door
to Robert Gau.
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%
%The 2-Belo wrote in message <7tu6al$bs2$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
%>Robert Gau filmed this footage:
%>
%>>Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
%>><7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
%>>>Nick Smith wrote:
%>>
%>>>> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
%>>>>
%>>>> Say this to my face - I dare you.
%>>>>
%>>>Fucking pussy.
%>>
%>>None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
%>
%>There'd be no need, in the first place. You're providing us with an
%enormous
%>amount of entertainment simply by feeling so threatened by a bunch of
%electronic
%>text that you're moved to physical defense displays.
%>
%>Now, I don't know how long you've been posting to Usenet, but let me
%provide you
%>with your one and only Complimentary Clue(tm): Your
%fat-biker-dude-with-crowbar
%>chest-puffing is about as scary as a Little League baseball team armed with
%>goose feathers, bucko.
%
%Only because it is not real. in person.
%
%
% Whatever physical power you claim to possess in real life
%>is not going to make a flying first-class fuck of difference on Usenet.
%>
%
%True. Anyone live in Texas?
%
%
%
%>Nor, for that matter, would it make any difference anywhere else on the
%planet,
%>save for perhaps your own backyard, or the local skeezy bar you get your
%nightly
%>fix at. I'm sure you rule the pool table at Cactus Flats or wherever the
%hell it
%>is, but walk outside for a second. Yep, you've just gone from King of the
%Cue
%>Ball to Nameless, Faceless Grunt. Feels invigorating, doesn't it?
%>
%
%
%Brave words. Come to houston.
%
%
%>And then you log on to Usenet, and feel even LESS power. Gee, all these
%people
%>all over the world writin' in them big, fancy paragraphs, in sentences you
%need
%>a dictionary to keep up with. And now they're in your newsgroup, posting
%silly
%>little messages, generally having a good time, Infringing on Your Territory
%>(your territory, in goon terms, means "wherever one is at"). And there's
%>absolutely nothing you can do about it.
%>
%
%
%And your messages aren't silly?
%
%
%>Yes! There's only one solution! THREATEN TO GO OVER TO DEY HOUSE AND KICK
%DEY
%>ASS!
%
%Hle yeah! Where do you live?
%
%Because it's the only way you'll ever feel in control of anything in your
%>pathetic fucking existence! Everywhere else, outside of your little mental
%>boxing ring, you're as helpless as an infant, an insipid little cunt,
%without
%>identity, without power, without life.
%>
%
%Ok. I can live with that.
%Where do yo live?
%
%
%>Now why don't you take that big, hairy, meaty fist you're shaking at us,
%and RAM
%>IT UP YOUR OWN FESTERING CORNHOLE, AND SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE. Then, finally, you
%will
%>be in control of something: your bowels.
%>
%
%LOL
%Good one.
%What a wimpy comeback.
%
%
%>Fucking pussy.
%>
%>
%
%Say it ot my face.
Is that all you fucking idiot Vjikings can say? "Say it to my face, I'm a big
tough guy, I may be dumb but I sure am big, blah blah muscles blah, mjolnir
ljutefisk blah blah Thor." You're like a fucking broken record. You brainless,
ignorant troglodyte. It's a good thing there's precious little call for
overweight, knuckle dragging morons these days, or we'd see a lot more of your
sort shambling around looking for work in the custodial trades and holding signs
that say "WILL LIFT HEAVY THINGS FOR FOOD". If the world needed bipedal horses,
nobody would have invented the garden tractor. Instead, guys like you wash my
car and suck up for a tip from my pocket change.
Progress is wonderful. Now go back to school, you repetitive imbecile. Spend a
few of those hours currently spent injecting steroids, and learn to fucking
read.
(And don't forget to tell me how you'd be REAL TOUGH if you met me in person.
Don't forget to underscore your inadequacies like my little trained bitch.
Don't forget to remind all your Vjiking buddies that you want to impress so much
that you don't have a brain in your head and you're PROUD of it. Big muscles
blah blah, ass kicking blah blah blah. You're a brainless skin flute and you
remind me of Ed "Whining" Wollman. Only without the vocabulary.)
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anty spaemn adn sleiaz (bagde# hs74j72fr375a)
DEAN, Bungmunch University Dept. of Motor Vehicles
Nik Smiðr Warrensson
>>or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
>>in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
>>in the head.
What make you think we care what your wife thinks?
>Raoul, I've warned you about not being accepting of alternative
>worldviews. Bungmunch University is making tolerance and diversity
>one of its top prijorities. In fact, last year, we hired an Irish
>man. Granted, he's only a janitor, but it's a start.
The Irish economy is doing better than your country - whichever
country it is so what does that say about you?
Nik
The 2-Belo
through a little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean Central
Committee:
>The Irish economy is doing better than your country - whichever
>country it is
Idiotic Statement of the Month, going ONCE? Going TWICE?
The Psoriasis of the All-Father
news:7tupo6$bs2$3...@nntpd.databasix.com...
> Nik Smiğr Warrensson logged on while drunk, and inadvertently relayed this
> through a little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean
Central
> Committee:
>
> >The Irish economy is doing better than your country - whichever
> >country it is
>
> Idiotic Statement of the Month, going ONCE? Going TWICE?
*whack*
Sjold, tjo the mjan djressed ljike Hjagar the Hjorrible!
The Psoriasis of the All-Father
--
Cjould sjomeone gjet me a cjortisone shjot?!
The Psoriasis of the All-Father
news:V2zM3.193$Kz1....@news4.giganews.com...
> Any of you puntanges live in Texas?
Bjy mjine hjairy, hjeavy scrjotum, art thjou THJIS djesperate fjor sjex?!?
On tjhe rjecord, I djo njot ljive in Tjexas. I ljive ijn a pljace thjat
hjas mjilder cljimes, and fjewer adjolescent rjeligious fjanatics thjan
Sjaudi Arjabia.
The Psoriasis of the All-Father
--
Cjould sjomeone gjet me a cjortisone shjot?!
>
> The Psoriasis of the All-Father wrote in message
> <7tu741$g...@news-central.tiac.net>...
> >nightmare <ma...@hiwaay.net> wrote in message
> >news:3802935B...@hiwaay.net...
> >> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Robert Gau wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > 遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
> >> > > <7ttj0e$n0e$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >> > > >I can't believe this "Rat & Swan" character. Just get a load of
> >*this*.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >%遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote:
> >> > > >%
> >> > > >%> By that rationale, if you start posting that you also worship
the
> >Hulk
> >> > > and
> >> > > >%> Spider-Man, and a bunch of people call you a kook...
> >> > > >%
> >> > > >%OK, se we have established that your knowledge of history extends
> >*only*
> >> > > >%as far as the Marvel Universe. Well and good. You have shown
that
> >you
> >> > > >%do not understand anything.
> >> > > >%
> >> > > >%Now we will begin with Asatru 101, yes?
> >> > > >
> >> > > >No.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >%Thor, Asgard and the rest showed up in Marvel comics. OK. Now
(and
> >don't
> >> > > >
> >> > > >[snip]
> >> > > >
> >> > > >%Sheesh! When ya gotta explain it...
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Shut up.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >%Sigrun Wynnisdatter
> >> > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Dear Swine Widening or Sluggo Wainscoting or whatever the fuck you
> >are.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >You have a problem with reading comprehension. It seems to be a
> >common
> >> > > Vjiking
> >> > > >trait, of late.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >You need help. Perhaps a tutor?
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Regards,
> >> > > >
> >> > > >B
> >> > >
> >> > > holy shit.
> >> > > You are so damn weak.
> >> > > Your "comebacks" are fricken pathetic, man.
> >> > > What's wrong with you?
> >> > > I ahve a feeling that you are very young, or just plain stupid.
> >> > > Both?
> >> >
> >> > That must really hurt. Especially since it's coming from somebody
> >> > whose idea of worship is getting drunk on Old Milwaukee and burping
> >> > up a limerick about Thor getting reamed in the ass with a strap-on.
> >>
> >> Hey what Thor chooses to do on his own time is his business. Just as
> >> long as he doesn't get any Vjiking spjunk on me, I could care less.
> >
> >I djo njot djeny ljaunching mjy sjacred mjoney shjot on Bjobby Gjau
> >and Djirk Brjuere.
> >
> >I aljso djo njot djeny thjat ljike Pjeter Njorth, I alsjo hjave twjo
> >prjostate gljands.
> >
> >
> >The Chicka-bow-bow Psoriasis of the All-Father
> >Rjidin' Thje Skjin Ljongbjoat
> >
> >--
> >Cjould sjomeone gjet mje a cjortison shjot?!
> >
> >
>
>
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most!
%Nik Smiðr Warrensson logged on while drunk, and inadvertently relayed this
%through a little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean Central
%Committee:
%
%>The Irish economy is doing better than your country - whichever
%>country it is
%
%Idiotic Statement of the Month, going ONCE? Going TWICE?
SOLD!
steve
>
> >>My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
> >>or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
> >>in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
> >>in the head.
>
> What make you think we care what your wife thinks?
>
> >Raoul, I've warned you about not being accepting of alternative
> >worldviews. Bungmunch University is making tolerance and diversity
> >one of its top prijorities. In fact, last year, we hired an Irish
> >man. Granted, he's only a janitor, but it's a start.
>
>
what about all the bombs, eejit. The northern Irish economy is English
the southern is absoulte SHITE(more or less the same as the northen).
> Nik
Naks?
The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>
> Translated from the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
> <rao...@asatru.bungmunch.edu>:
>
> >Ivar Wiljonsen wrote:
> >>
> >> You know what the problem with you people is? You trolls feel shity
> >> because of your parents pissed you off
> >
> >I have always enjoyed an excellent relationship with my parents. My
> >only regret is that I now live so far away from them that I only
> >get to see them two or three times a year.
>
>
> >
> >
> >> or your girlfriend dumped you and
> >
> >or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
> >in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
> >in the head.
>
> worldviews. Bungmunch University is making tolerance and diversity
> one of its top prijorities. In fact, last year, we hired an Irish
> man. Granted, he's only a janitor, but it's a start.
That's really unfair, Axel. Why just this fall we named our first
were, Safari Denvalion Whitelion, as Dean of Therianthropy.
The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>
> >>My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
> >>or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
> >>in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
> >>in the head.
>
>
> >worldviews. Bungmunch University is making tolerance and diversity
> >one of its top prijorities. In fact, last year, we hired an Irish
> >man. Granted, he's only a janitor, but it's a start.
>
> country it is so what does that say about you?
It says you have a piss poor command of English.-NithLinG
The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>
> It's not them niggaz that act hard! It's the ones that are quite-like
> who put slugs in yo' ass and tell you goodnight! Why would fuck wit'
> Asatruman'? These mauthafuckin' niggaz ain't hearin' me! I guess I'll
> have to empty some muathafuckin' clips and smack some shit up! Yo! I
> thought ya' knew niggaz!? I'll blast if I hafta' niggaz!
> Squeaze this mauthafuckin' milimeter! An' I won't stop! Yueeah! These
> mauthafuckin'
> niggaz are tryin' to bust my nuts! I guess I'll have to smack them
> cracker bitches up! You'll know whut I'm saying!? You mauthafuckin'
> pussy ascii better get the fuck on up out of our mauthafuckin' Asatru
> group biatch or else we will fuck wit' you
> and fuck you up wit' all yo skanky ass ISPs! We tried to be resonable
> wit' ya' but non of you mauthafuckin' ascii niggaz is rational enough to
> hear what we got to say! You asked why we go in alt.nordic, but whenever
> we give you the fuckin' answers you tune it out an' start up yo'
> mauthafuckin' troll spammer shit again!
> What the fuck is it gonna' be bitches!!!??
Dimas! Where the fuck have you been, spankard?
Die Arschlog
The 2-Belo wrote:
> Robert Gau filmed this footage:
>
> >Any of you puntanges live in Texas?
>
> He's trying to come on to us, guys...
>
Single white vjiking seeks same for j/o party in Tejas.
>
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Robert Gau
The 2-Belo wrote in message <7tui8g$bs2$2...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>Robert Gau filmed this footage:
>
>>
>>>> >Nick Smith wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
>>>
>>>have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
>>>way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if the
>>>things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue a
>>>beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
>>>religion?
>>
>>It goes WAY beyond that.
>>And you knoiw it.
>
>Show.
>
Please!
You are lying to yourself now.
We have a religion here. And you and your friends came in here are drag our
belief through the dirt.
That is uncool. Usenet or not.
Robert Gau
The 2-Belo wrote in message <7tui3v$bs2$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>Robert Gau filmed this footage:
>>>
>>>Now, I don't know how long you've been posting to Usenet, but let me
provide you
>>>with your one and only Complimentary Clue(tm): Your
fat-biker-dude-with-crowbar
>>>chest-puffing is about as scary as a Little League baseball team armed
with
>>>goose feathers, bucko.
>>
>>Only because it is not real.
>
>Ah. And worshipping Vjiking gjods is? And snide insults concerning said
idiotic
>religion is? They're not real. None of this is real. *YOU'RE* not real.
You're a
>mindless piece of flab with legs who places value on the ability to crush
beer
>cans on your head, since you have nothing else to work with.
>
You presume to know way more than you do.
All this insult coming from a guy who loves that "Art" we see below.
>>>Whatever physical power you claim to possess in real life
>>>is not going to make a flying first-class fuck of difference on Usenet.
>>
>>True. Anyone live in Texas?
>
>Millions of people live in Texas. The poor, unfortunate bastards. It's
doubly
>unfortunate that many of them have working brains, otherwise I wouldn't
feel so
>sorry for them because they have to share a state with reflexive, violent
>cocksuckers like you, Robert.
So, everyone in Texas is stupid?
LOL
>
>Sheesh. This is supposed to be a religious person? Spiritual enlightenment
>through drunken brawls? A Vjiking's a Vjiking, I guess.
I get pissed at fuck asses just like anyone else.
I am not a Buddhist monk.
>
>>>Nor, for that matter, would it make any difference anywhere else on the
planet,
>>>save for perhaps your own backyard, or the local skeezy bar you get your
nightly
>>>fix at. I'm sure you rule the pool table at Cactus Flats or wherever the
hell it
>>>is, but walk outside for a second. Yep, you've just gone from King of the
Cue
>>>Ball to Nameless, Faceless Grunt. Feels invigorating, doesn't it?
>>
>>Brave words. Come to houston.
>
>You'll still be a nameless, faceless grunt, Robert.
We'll see.
Come to Houston.
>
>>>And then you log on to Usenet, and feel even LESS power. Gee, all these
people
>>>all over the world writin' in them big, fancy paragraphs, in sentences
you need
>>>a dictionary to keep up with. And now they're in your newsgroup, posting
silly
>>>little messages, generally having a good time, Infringing on Your
Territory
>>>(your territory, in goon terms, means "wherever one is at"). And there's
>>>absolutely nothing you can do about it.
>>
>>And your messages aren't silly?
>
>Did I say they weren't? Read the post again, dumbfuck. If our posts are
nothing
>of consequence, then why are you getting your tits in a knot over them?
Because they blatantly insult that which I hold dear.
>
>>>Yes! There's only one solution! THREATEN TO GO OVER TO DEY HOUSE AND KICK
DEY
>>>ASS!
>>
>>Hle yeah!
>
>Is "Hle" the realm of damnation in your religion?
>
>>Where do you live?
>
>Japan. If you want to cough up the thousand or so dollars to go to a
foreign
>country and try to feel your way out of an airport when you probably
couldn't
>read road signs in your own fucking town, and try to find my house out of
over
>100 million of them, all because I posted an article in your newsgroup
>(*GAASSSPP!!!*), then be my guest, Billy Bob.
>
So now we know the source of your courage!
You live in Japan.
>Otherwise, get a fucking grip, you cerebrum-challenged goon.
>
>>>Because it's the only way you'll ever feel in control of anything in your
>>>pathetic fucking existence! Everywhere else, outside of your little
mental
>>>boxing ring, you're as helpless as an infant, an insipid little cunt,
without
>>>identity, without power, without life.
>>
>>Ok. I can live with that.
>
>So I gathered. Small goals for small minds.
>
>>Where do yo live?
>
>Read above, cuntlet. Memory problems too?
cuntlet! LOL That was funny
Robert Gau
遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
>
>Is that all you fucking idiot Vjikings can say? "Say it to my face, I'm a
big
>tough guy, I may be dumb but I sure am big, blah blah muscles blah, mjolnir
>ljutefisk blah blah Thor." You're like a fucking broken record. You
brainless,
>ignorant troglodyte. It's a good thing there's precious little call for
>overweight, knuckle dragging morons these days, or we'd see a lot more of
your
>sort shambling around looking for work in the custodial trades and holding
signs
>that say "WILL LIFT HEAVY THINGS FOR FOOD". If the world needed bipedal
horses,
>nobody would have invented the garden tractor. Instead, guys like you wash
my
>car and suck up for a tip from my pocket change.
no one here is dumb.
In fact, my IQ is 138. Not Genius, but way above average.
Though it will also be easy to scoff this off as well.
And conveinent for you as well.
>
>Progress is wonderful. Now go back to school, you repetitive imbecile.
Spend a
>few of those hours currently spent injecting steroids, and learn to fucking
>read.
>
>(And don't forget to tell me how you'd be REAL TOUGH if you met me in
person.
>Don't forget to underscore your inadequacies like my little trained bitch.
>Don't forget to remind all your Vjiking buddies that you want to impress so
much
>that you don't have a brain in your head and you're PROUD of it. Big
muscles
>blah blah, ass kicking blah blah blah. You're a brainless skin flute and
you
>remind me of Ed "Whining" Wollman. Only without the vocabulary.)
ATTENTION: the above statements are a common way to belittle someone one
fears in order to make them appear, in one's mind, not to be frighteneing
any longer.
Medical Catastrophe
says...
>
> 遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
> <7tulln$ntq$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
>
> >
> >Is that all you fucking idiot Vjikings can say? "Say it to my face, I'm a
> big
> >tough guy, I may be dumb but I sure am big, blah blah muscles blah, mjolnir
> >ljutefisk blah blah Thor." You're like a fucking broken record. You
> brainless,
> >ignorant troglodyte. It's a good thing there's precious little call for
> >overweight, knuckle dragging morons these days, or we'd see a lot more of
> your
> >sort shambling around looking for work in the custodial trades and holding
> signs
> >that say "WILL LIFT HEAVY THINGS FOR FOOD". If the world needed bipedal
> horses,
> >nobody would have invented the garden tractor. Instead, guys like you wash
> my
> >car and suck up for a tip from my pocket change.
>
>
> no one here is dumb.
> In fact, my IQ is 138.
If you're stupid enough to think anyone is impressed by boasting about
IQs, you're probably lying about the aforementioned IQ.
> Not Genius,
By no means.
> but way above average.
The only thing about you that is in any way above average is your refusal
to learn.
> Though it will also be easy to scoff this off as well.
Observe, fuckhead, how very very easy it is to "scoff you off".
> And conveinent for you as well.
We love having "people" like you around :) It makes us feel so superior.
>
>
> >
> >Progress is wonderful. Now go back to school, you repetitive imbecile.
> Spend a
> >few of those hours currently spent injecting steroids, and learn to fucking
> >read.
> >
> >(And don't forget to tell me how you'd be REAL TOUGH if you met me in
> person.
> >Don't forget to underscore your inadequacies like my little trained bitch.
> >Don't forget to remind all your Vjiking buddies that you want to impress so
> much
> >that you don't have a brain in your head and you're PROUD of it. Big
> muscles
> >blah blah, ass kicking blah blah blah. You're a brainless skin flute and
> you
> >remind me of Ed "Whining" Wollman. Only without the vocabulary.)
>
>
>
> ATTENTION: the above statements are a common way to belittle someone one
> fears in order to make them appear, in one's mind, not to be frighteneing
> any longer.
ATTENTION: the above statement is a common ploy used by Stjupid
WereVjiking Fjuckheads to convince themselves they are really Big And Bad
And Scary when they are in fact mediocre, insignificant white-collar cube
rats with too much fat in their bellies and not enough grey matter in
their heads.
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Sika De Lique
So, your response to differing religious views is pseudo-threats of
violence combined with phallus flailing machismo?
--
Sika De Lique
nightmare
>
> The 2-Belo wrote in message <7tui8g$bs2$2...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >Robert Gau filmed this footage:
> >
> >>
> >>>Robert Gau wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
> >>>> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >>>> >Nick Smith wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Fucking pussy.
> >>>> >
> >>>>
> >>>> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
> >>>
> >>>Bob, you need to take some anger management classes and chill. You could
> >>>have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
> >>>way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if the
> >>>things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue a
> >>>beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
> >>>religion?
> >>
> >>It goes WAY beyond that.
> >>And you knoiw it.
> >
> >Way beyond WHAT? It's Usenet, fer chrissake, not the goddamn Jerry Springer
> >Show.
> >
>
> Please!
> You are lying to yourself now.
> We have a religion here. And you and your friends came in here are drag our
> belief through the dirt.
> That is uncool. Usenet or not.
Why is it uncool? I think all religions and beliefs should be questioned
and instead of trying to stand up for your religion and debate the
beliefs you8 chose to start a round of personal attacks. I think
religion is bullshit, and you don't. Because I don't and I think your
religion is shaky and reeks of cultdom and have expressed so you want to
start some real life shit with not only me, but all of us? Ever heard of
an intellectual argument? Trying to convince your adversary that your
point of view is right?
--
nightmare
"There has to be a heaven cause I've already done
my time in hell"-Social Distortion
nightmare
>
> nightmare wrote in message <38029304...@hiwaay.net>...
> >Robert Gau wrote:
> >>
> >> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
> >> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >> >Nick Smith wrote:
> >>
> >> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
> >> >>
> >> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Fucking pussy.
> >> >
> >>
> >> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
> >
> >Bob, you need to take some anger management classes and chill. You could
> >have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
> >way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if the
> >things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue a
> >beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
> >religion?
>
> It goes WAY beyond that.
> And you knoiw it.
It goes as far as you choose to take it, and you have chosen to take it
personally.
> Religion is evil and this thread is evident of why. You are
> >ready to maim and kill all because someone pissed on your theological
> >wheaties. I feel sorry for you, and I really hope that someday you learn
> >to let things slide.
> >
>
> Leave then, if it is no big deal.
I'll leave once I feel that this debate is done.
nightmare
>
> Nik Smiğr Warrensson logged on while drunk, and inadvertently relayed this
> through a little-known Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean Central
>
> >The Irish economy is doing better than your country - whichever
> >country it is
>
Definitely. The Irish economy is stronger than most third world
countries, but not the industrialized ones.
upa_nahasapeemapetilon
Die Arschlog <gortician669...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> The 2-Belo wrote:
>
> > Robert Gau filmed this footage:
> >
> >
> > He's trying to come on to us, guys...
> >
>
> Single white vjiking seeks same for j/o party in Tejas.
>
> > two-line response, 26-line .sig.
> > Think you could maybe do something about this?
> >
> > Lara "four-line sig would be nice" Hopkins
>
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upa_nahasapeemapetilon
> The Psoriasis of the All-Father wrote in message
> <7tu741$g...@news-central.tiac.net>...
> >nightmare <ma...@hiwaay.net> wrote in message
> >news:3802935B...@hiwaay.net...
> >> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Robert Gau wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > 遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
> >> > > <7ttj0e$n0e$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >> > > >I can't believe this "Rat & Swan" character. Just get a load of
> >*this*.
> >> > > >
--
upa_nahasapeemapetilon
n...@removethis.sinesurf.co.nz (Nik Smiğr Warrensson) wrote:
> >>My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
> >>or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
> >>in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
> >>in the head.
>
> What make you think we care what your wife thinks?
>
> >Raoul, I've warned you about not being accepting of alternative
> >worldviews. Bungmunch University is making tolerance and diversity
> >one of its top prijorities. In fact, last year, we hired an Irish
> >man. Granted, he's only a janitor, but it's a start.
>
>
upa_nahasapeemapetilon
Robert Gau
nightmare wrote
>> >>>Bob, you need to take some anger management classes and chill. You
could
>> >>>have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
>> >>>way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if
the
>> >>>things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue
a
>> >>>beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
>> >>>religion?
>> >>
>> >>It goes WAY beyond that.
>> >>And you knoiw it.
>> >
Springer
>> >Show.
>> >
>>
>> Please!
>> You are lying to yourself now.
>> We have a religion here. And you and your friends came in here are drag
our
>> belief through the dirt.
>> That is uncool. Usenet or not.
>
>Why is it uncool? I think all religions and beliefs should be questioned
>and instead
You think I have never quesitoned it?
Where do you come into it?
I don't need you to question my belief.
I can do it all by myself.
of trying to stand up for your religion and debate the
>beliefs you8 chose to start a round of personal attacks.
LOL
When did YOU get here.
The minute you fucks arrived it was IMMEDIATELY personal attacks.
Try again.
PS: when will your "debate" end?
I think
>religion is bullshit, and you don't.
Ok....good.
Bye!
Because I don't and I think your
>religion is shaky and reeks of cultdom
Cultdom? You mean like ANY religion?
and have expressed so you want to
>start some real life shit with not only me, but all of us? Ever heard of
>an intellectual argument? Trying to convince your adversary that your
>point of view is right?
LOL
WHat? Why are yall saying that shit NOW?
There was NO intellectual arguement until I brought up what morons yall are.
When yall arrived, you were immediately talking about Odin's asshole and
Thor's penis.
Where is the intellectual arguement.
You people came in here guns blazin and you know it!
The Psoriasis of the All-Father
message news:38033D...@asatru.bungmunch.edu...
> Something calling itself "Ivar Wiljonsen" wrote:
> >
> > It's not them niggaz that act hard! It's the ones that are quite-like
> > who put slugs in yo' ass and tell you goodnight! Why would fuck wit'
> > Asatruman'? These mauthafuckin' niggaz ain't hearin' me! I guess I'll
> > have to empty some muathafuckin' clips and smack some shit up! Yo! I
> > thought ya' knew niggaz!? I'll blast if I hafta' niggaz!
> > Squeaze this mauthafuckin' milimeter! An' I won't stop! Yueeah! These
> > mauthafuckin'
> > niggaz are tryin' to bust my nuts! I guess I'll have to smack them
> > cracker bitches up! You'll know whut I'm saying!? You mauthafuckin'
> > pussy ascii better get the fuck on up out of our mauthafuckin' Asatru
> > group biatch or else we will fuck wit' you
> > and fuck you up wit' all yo skanky ass ISPs! We tried to be resonable
> > wit' ya' but non of you mauthafuckin' ascii niggaz is rational enough to
> > hear what we got to say! You asked why we go in alt.nordic, but whenever
> > we give you the fuckin' answers you tune it out an' start up yo'
> > mauthafuckin' troll spammer shit again!
> > What the fuck is it gonna' be bitches!!!??
>
> Dimas! Where the fuck have you been, spankard?
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Lord Shittybum
> >
> >>
> >>>Robert Gau wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> Lord Shittybum of Assex wrote in message
> >>>> <7tttr2$i4l$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >>>> >Nick Smith wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> >> >Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking pussy.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> Say this to my face - I dare you.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Fucking pussy.
> >>>> >
> >>>>
> >>>> None of these 5' 130 pounders would say shit to any of us in person.
> >>>
> >>>have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
> >>>way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if the
> >>>things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue a
> >>>beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
> >>>religion?
> >>
> >>It goes WAY beyond that.
> >>And you knoiw it.
> >
> >Way beyond WHAT? It's Usenet, fer chrissake, not the goddamn Jerry Springer
> >Show.
> >
>
> Please!
> You are lying to yourself now.
> We have a religion here. And you and your friends came in here are drag our
> belief through the dirt.
> That is uncool. Usenet or not.
Fucking pussy.
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Lord Shittybum
>
> The 2-Belo wrote in message <7tui3v$bs2$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> >Robert Gau filmed this footage:
> defense displays.
> >>>
> >>>Now, I don't know how long you've been posting to Usenet, but let me
> provide you
> >>>with your one and only Complimentary Clue(tm): Your
> fat-biker-dude-with-crowbar
> >>>chest-puffing is about as scary as a Little League baseball team armed
> with
> >>>goose feathers, bucko.
> >>
> >>Only because it is not real.
> >
> >Ah. And worshipping Vjiking gjods is? And snide insults concerning said
> idiotic
> >religion is? They're not real. None of this is real. *YOU'RE* not real.
> You're a
> >mindless piece of flab with legs who places value on the ability to crush
> beer
> >cans on your head, since you have nothing else to work with.
> >
>
> You presume to know way more than you do.
> All this insult coming from a guy who loves that "Art" we see below.
Fucking pussy.
> >>>Whatever physical power you claim to possess in real life
> >>>is not going to make a flying first-class fuck of difference on Usenet.
> >>
> >>True. Anyone live in Texas?
> >
> >Millions of people live in Texas. The poor, unfortunate bastards. It's
> doubly
> >unfortunate that many of them have working brains, otherwise I wouldn't
> feel so
> >sorry for them because they have to share a state with reflexive, violent
> >cocksuckers like you, Robert.
>
> So, everyone in Texas is stupid?
> LOL
Fucking pussy.
> >
> >Sheesh. This is supposed to be a religious person? Spiritual enlightenment
> >through drunken brawls? A Vjiking's a Vjiking, I guess.
>
> I get pissed at fuck asses just like anyone else.
> I am not a Buddhist monk.
Fucking pussy.
> >
> >>>Nor, for that matter, would it make any difference anywhere else on the
> planet,
> >>>save for perhaps your own backyard, or the local skeezy bar you get your
> nightly
> >>>fix at. I'm sure you rule the pool table at Cactus Flats or wherever the
> hell it
> >>>is, but walk outside for a second. Yep, you've just gone from King of the
> Cue
> >>>Ball to Nameless, Faceless Grunt. Feels invigorating, doesn't it?
> >>
> >>Brave words. Come to houston.
> >
> >You'll still be a nameless, faceless grunt, Robert.
>
> We'll see.
> Come to Houston.
Fucking pussy
> >
> >>>And then you log on to Usenet, and feel even LESS power. Gee, all these
> people
> >>>all over the world writin' in them big, fancy paragraphs, in sentences
> you need
> >>>a dictionary to keep up with. And now they're in your newsgroup, posting
> silly
> >>>little messages, generally having a good time, Infringing on Your
> Territory
> >>>(your territory, in goon terms, means "wherever one is at"). And there's
> >>>absolutely nothing you can do about it.
> >>
> >>And your messages aren't silly?
> >
> >Did I say they weren't? Read the post again, dumbfuck. If our posts are
> nothing
> >of consequence, then why are you getting your tits in a knot over them?
>
> Because they blatantly insult that which I hold dear.
Fucking pussy.
> >
> >>>Yes! There's only one solution! THREATEN TO GO OVER TO DEY HOUSE AND KICK
> DEY
> >>>ASS!
> >>
> >>Hle yeah!
> >
> >Is "Hle" the realm of damnation in your religion?
> >
> >>Where do you live?
> >
> >Japan. If you want to cough up the thousand or so dollars to go to a
> foreign
> >country and try to feel your way out of an airport when you probably
> couldn't
> >read road signs in your own fucking town, and try to find my house out of
> over
> >100 million of them, all because I posted an article in your newsgroup
> >(*GAASSSPP!!!*), then be my guest, Billy Bob.
> >
>
> So now we know the source of your courage!
> You live in Japan.
Fucking pussy.
Fucking pussy.
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Lord Shittybum
>
> 遼颠 - The Toast With The Most! wrote in message
>
> >
> >Is that all you fucking idiot Vjikings can say? "Say it to my face, I'm a
> big
> >tough guy, I may be dumb but I sure am big, blah blah muscles blah, mjolnir
> >ljutefisk blah blah Thor." You're like a fucking broken record. You
> brainless,
> >ignorant troglodyte. It's a good thing there's precious little call for
> >overweight, knuckle dragging morons these days, or we'd see a lot more of
> your
> >sort shambling around looking for work in the custodial trades and holding
> signs
> >that say "WILL LIFT HEAVY THINGS FOR FOOD". If the world needed bipedal
> horses,
> >nobody would have invented the garden tractor. Instead, guys like you wash
> my
> >car and suck up for a tip from my pocket change.
>
> no one here is dumb.
Fucking pussy.
> >
> >Progress is wonderful. Now go back to school, you repetitive imbecile.
> Spend a
> >few of those hours currently spent injecting steroids, and learn to fucking
> >read.
> >
> >(And don't forget to tell me how you'd be REAL TOUGH if you met me in
> person.
> >Don't forget to underscore your inadequacies like my little trained bitch.
> >Don't forget to remind all your Vjiking buddies that you want to impress so
> much
> >that you don't have a brain in your head and you're PROUD of it. Big
> muscles
> >blah blah, ass kicking blah blah blah. You're a brainless skin flute and
> you
> >remind me of Ed "Whining" Wollman. Only without the vocabulary.)
>
> ATTENTION: the above statements are a common way to belittle someone one
> fears in order to make them appear, in one's mind, not to be frighteneing
> any longer.
Fucking pussy.
Robert Gau
Sika De Lique wrote in message ...
>
>So, your response to differing religious views is pseudo-threats of
>violence combined with phallus flailing machismo?
>
>>
Differing religious views?
LOL
I love how you bastards are always painting over your actions.
Differing religious views!LOL
The Psoriasis of the All-Father
> When yall arrived, you were immediately talking about Odin's asshole and
> Thor's penis.
Mjy pjoor asshjole is itchjing ljike njobody's bjusiness. Thjanks fjor
brjinging it up, fjucknjugget.
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>
Fucking pussy. I like fucking pussy.
nightmare
>
> nightmare wrote
> could
> >> >>>have ignored it all, but no. Instead you chose to start taking things
> >> >>>way too far and way too seriously. Your statement indicates that if
> the
> >> >>>things said in this thread were said to you in person, you would issue
> a
> >> >>>beatdown and for what? Because someone had the gall to question your
> >> >>>religion?
> >> >>
> >> >>It goes WAY beyond that.
> >> >>And you knoiw it.
> >> >
> >> >Way beyond WHAT? It's Usenet, fer chrissake, not the goddamn Jerry
> Springer
> >> >Show.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Please!
> >> You are lying to yourself now.
> >> We have a religion here. And you and your friends came in here are drag
> our
> >> belief through the dirt.
> >> That is uncool. Usenet or not.
> >
> >and instead
>
> You think I have never quesitoned it?
> Where do you come into it?
> I don't need you to question my belief.
> I can do it all by myself
> >beliefs you8 chose to start a round of personal attacks.
>
> LOL
> When did YOU get here.
> The minute you fucks arrived it was IMMEDIATELY personal attacks.
> Try again.
> PS: when will your "debate" end?
How stupid are you? Have you been following the thread? I didn't get
into it until Dirk posted Flaag's supposed personal info. Why don't you
try and follow along and get your facts straight before you make
bullshit assumptions?
> I think
> >religion is bullshit, and you don't.
>
> Ok....good.
> Bye!
>
> Because I don't and I think your
> >religion is shaky and reeks of cultdom
>
> Cultdom? You mean like ANY religion?
No. You have the main religions:X-tianity,Islam,Buddhism, etc. and then
you have the splinter factions that concentrate on one section of
beliefs or go to a new or revive an ancient section of beliefs. The
latter I call cults.
> and have expressed so you want to
> >start some real life shit with not only me, but all of us? Ever heard of
> >an intellectual argument? Trying to convince your adversary that your
> >point of view is right?
>
> LOL
> WHat? Why are yall saying that shit NOW?
> There was NO intellectual arguement until I brought up what morons yall are.
> When yall arrived, you were immediately talking about Odin's asshole and
> Thor's penis.
> Where is the intellectual arguement.
> You people came in here guns blazin and you know it!
Bullshit,bullshit,bullshit. OK, I know this may be hard for ya Bobby but
separate the members of the x-posting tribes for a minute. As I said
above, I joined this thread after Dirk tried to out Flaag and started
following this after that. I don't know who was talking about Odin's
asshole and Thor's penis (you naughty little gods, you!). The
intellectual argument comes in on the point that you want to whoop
someone's ass cause they think your religion is bullshit. Let it slide,
brother. It's not worth getting so uptight about. You'll cause yourself
an ulser or worse some nasty anal fissures.
nightmare
>
> Sika De Lique wrote in message ...
>
> >
> >violence combined with phallus flailing machismo?
> >
> >>
>
> LOL
> I love how you bastards are always painting over your actions.
> Differing religious views!LOL
Could Odin and Thor beat God and Jesus in a deathmatch?
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> Robert Gau wrote:
> >
> > The 2-Belo wrote in message <7tui3v$bs2$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>...
> > >Robert Gau filmed this footage:
> > defense displays.
> > >>>
> > >>>Now, I don't know how long you've been posting to Usenet, but let me
> > provide you
> > >>>with your one and only Complimentary Clue(tm): Your
> > fat-biker-dude-with-crowbar
> > >>>chest-puffing is about as scary as a Little League baseball team
armed
> > with
> > >>>goose feathers, bucko.
> > >>
> > >>Only because it is not real.
> > >
> > >Ah. And worshipping Vjiking gjods is? And snide insults concerning said
> > idiotic
> > >religion is? They're not real. None of this is real. *YOU'RE* not real.
> > You're a
> > >mindless piece of flab with legs who places value on the ability to
crush
> > beer
> > >cans on your head, since you have nothing else to work with.
> > >
> >
> > You presume to know way more than you do.
> > All this insult coming from a guy who loves that "Art" we see below.
>
> Fucking pussy.
Fjucking pjussy.
> > >>>Whatever physical power you claim to possess in real life
> > >>>is not going to make a flying first-class fuck of difference on
Usenet.
> > >>
> > >>True. Anyone live in Texas?
> > >
> > >Millions of people live in Texas. The poor, unfortunate bastards. It's
> > doubly
> > >unfortunate that many of them have working brains, otherwise I wouldn't
> > feel so
> > >sorry for them because they have to share a state with reflexive,
violent
> > >cocksuckers like you, Robert.
> >
> > So, everyone in Texas is stupid?
> > LOL
>
> Fucking pussy.
Fjucking pjussy.
> > >
> > >Sheesh. This is supposed to be a religious person? Spiritual
enlightenment
> > >through drunken brawls? A Vjiking's a Vjiking, I guess.
> >
> > I get pissed at fuck asses just like anyone else.
> > I am not a Buddhist monk.
>
> Fucking pussy.
Fjucking pjussy.
> > >
> > >>>Nor, for that matter, would it make any difference anywhere else on
the
> > planet,
> > >>>save for perhaps your own backyard, or the local skeezy bar you get
your
> > nightly
> > >>>fix at. I'm sure you rule the pool table at Cactus Flats or wherever
the
> > hell it
> > >>>is, but walk outside for a second. Yep, you've just gone from King of
the
> > Cue
> > >>>Ball to Nameless, Faceless Grunt. Feels invigorating, doesn't it?
> > >>
> > >>Brave words. Come to houston.
> > >
> > >You'll still be a nameless, faceless grunt, Robert.
> >
> > We'll see.
> > Come to Houston.
>
> Fucking pussy
Fjucking pjussy.
> > >
> > >>>And then you log on to Usenet, and feel even LESS power. Gee, all
these
> > people
> > >>>all over the world writin' in them big, fancy paragraphs, in
sentences
> > you need
> > >>>a dictionary to keep up with. And now they're in your newsgroup,
posting
> > silly
> > >>>little messages, generally having a good time, Infringing on Your
> > Territory
> > >>>(your territory, in goon terms, means "wherever one is at"). And
there's
> > >>>absolutely nothing you can do about it.
> > >>
> > >>And your messages aren't silly?
> > >
> > >Did I say they weren't? Read the post again, dumbfuck. If our posts are
> > nothing
> > >of consequence, then why are you getting your tits in a knot over them?
> >
> > Because they blatantly insult that which I hold dear.
>
> Fucking pussy.
Fjucking pjussy.
> > >
> > >>>Yes! There's only one solution! THREATEN TO GO OVER TO DEY HOUSE AND
KICK
> > DEY
> > >>>ASS!
> > >>
> > >>Hle yeah!
> > >
> > >Is "Hle" the realm of damnation in your religion?
> > >
> > >>Where do you live?
> > >
> > >Japan. If you want to cough up the thousand or so dollars to go to a
> > foreign
> > >country and try to feel your way out of an airport when you probably
> > couldn't
> > >read road signs in your own fucking town, and try to find my house out
of
> > over
> > >100 million of them, all because I posted an article in your newsgroup
> > >(*GAASSSPP!!!*), then be my guest, Billy Bob.
> > >
> >
> > So now we know the source of your courage!
> > You live in Japan.
>
> Fucking pussy.
FjucKKKing pjussy.
> > >Otherwise, get a fucking grip, you cerebrum-challenged goon.
> > >
> > >>>Because it's the only way you'll ever feel in control of anything in
your
> > >>>pathetic fucking existence! Everywhere else, outside of your little
> > mental
> > >>>boxing ring, you're as helpless as an infant, an insipid little cunt,
> > without
> > >>>identity, without power, without life.
> > >>
> > >>Ok. I can live with that.
> > >
> > >So I gathered. Small goals for small minds.
> > >
> > >>Where do yo live?
> > >
> > >Read above, cuntlet. Memory problems too?
> >
> > cuntlet! LOL That was funny
>
> Fucking pussy.
Fjucking pjussy.
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Vjaginafjisk.
spo...@kakmybc.com
<rao...@asatru.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>Axel wrote:
>>
>> Translated from the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>> <rao...@asatru.bungmunch.edu>:
>>
>> >Ivar Wiljonsen wrote:
>> >>
>> >> You know what the problem with you people is? You trolls feel shity
>> >> because of your parents pissed you off
>> >
>> >I have always enjoyed an excellent relationship with my parents. My
>> >only regret is that I now live so far away from them that I only
>> >get to see them two or three times a year.
>>
>> Me too.
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >> or your girlfriend dumped you and
>> >
>> >My wife and I are very happily married. My wife doesn't read UseNet
>> >or post to UseNet, but she agrees with me that anyone who believes
>> >in the comic book gods of Norse mythology is hopelessly screwed up
>> >in the head.
>>
>> Raoul, I've warned you about not being accepting of alternative
>> worldviews. Bungmunch University is making tolerance and diversity
>> one of its top prijorities. In fact, last year, we hired an Irish
>> man. Granted, he's only a janitor, but it's a start.
>
>That's really unfair, Axel. Why just this fall we named our first
>were, Safari Denvalion Whitelion, as Dean of Therianthropy.
>
Methinks that the vjikings need a new ghod, a ghod of "Sense Of Humor".
He should be bjig and sjtrong and have a rjed bjeard and carry a hjammer.
He should tjhreaten to vjisit pjeople and bjeat them ujtil tjey gjet a
sjense of hjumor. Maybe he can make road tjrips and offer hjis sjervice to
pjeople rjight in tjheir hjomes...?
His njame could be Yjuky Tjhe Hjumorous.
Sjpooge
solidre in omny's anty-spmamn adn sleez amrye
bagde #10jdt64785hs5
Lord Shittybum
>
> Robert Gau <hea...@texas.net> wrote in message news:dsLM3.786
>
> > Thor's penis.
>
> brjinging it up, fjucknjugget.
Shjame on yjou, Rjobert Gjau. Shjame ujpon tjhee.
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> Robert Gau wrote:
> >
> > Sika De Lique wrote in message ...
> >
> > >
> > >violence combined with phallus flailing machismo?
> > >
> > >>
> >
> > LOL
> > I love how you bastards are always painting over your actions.
> > Differing religious views!LOL
> Could Odin and Thor beat God and Jesus in a deathmatch?
Ljas Vjegas gjives Jesus tjwenty-fjive pjoints on thjat njordic frjuitcjake.
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