******I Like Tea******
Russell B. Goode
guy (likes coffee, that is). But there are times when a cup of coffee is
just not quite what you want.
For those times, there is tea. Does anybody else out there like tea? Let's
talk about it, here on the Internet! Earl Grey is my favorite! I am
intelligent and outgoing!
In conclusion, I like tea. Please post your tea-related comments to this
newsgroup, as a physical disability prevents me from checking my e-mail.
Sincerely,
Russell B
Scram
What a remarkable coincidence! I like tea too!
Oddly [but, perhaps, not surprisingly] my favourite is also Earl Grey
- although I don't drink it in the way it's supposedly 'intended' -
milk 'n three lumps man all the way, me.
I'm very fond of coffee [ground,sweet and black [can I use that
word?]] and I'm also very partial to products from the London Herb and
Fruit Company [previously known as the London Herb and Spice Company].
It was the flonk [may she be forever damned] that got me into Java
bean coffee.
<phew>
Glad to get that off my chest, Russell. Thanks.
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"Scram" <panther...@hushmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 09 Oct 2001 06:37:24 -0700, Russell B. Goode
> <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote:
>
> >Tea is great! I mean, don't get me wrong--I like coffee as much as the
next
> >guy (likes coffee, that is). But there are times when a cup of coffee is
> >just not quite what you want.
> >
> >For those times, there is tea. Does anybody else out there like tea?
Let's
> >talk about it, here on the Internet! Earl Grey is my favorite! I am
> >intelligent and outgoing!
> >
> >In conclusion, I like tea. Please post your tea-related comments to this
> >newsgroup, as a physical disability prevents me from checking my e-mail.
> >
> >Sincerely,
> >Russell B
>
> What a remarkable coincidence! I like tea too!
you lie!
>
> Oddly [but, perhaps, not surprisingly] my favourite is also Earl Grey
> - although I don't drink it in the way it's supposedly 'intended' -
> milk 'n three lumps man all the way, me.
>
> I'm very fond of coffee [ground,sweet and black [can I use that
> word?]] and I'm also very partial to products from the London Herb and
> Fruit Company [previously known as the London Herb and Spice Company].
>
> It was the flonk [may she be forever damned] that got me into Java
> bean coffee.
>
> <phew>
>
> Glad to get that off my chest, Russell. Thanks.
What a coincidence, I have a chest too!!!
Ebola Smurf
Green tea is relaxing and the perfect way to mellow out after a long day.
*sigh*
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Scram
<redund...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"Scram" <panther...@hushmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1206st8pipvsap02p...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2001 06:37:24 -0700, Russell B. Goode
>> <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Tea is great! I mean, don't get me wrong--I like coffee as much as the
>next
>> >guy (likes coffee, that is). But there are times when a cup of coffee is
>> >just not quite what you want.
>> >
>> >For those times, there is tea. Does anybody else out there like tea?
>Let's
>> >talk about it, here on the Internet! Earl Grey is my favorite! I am
>> >intelligent and outgoing!
>> >
>> >In conclusion, I like tea. Please post your tea-related comments to this
>> >newsgroup, as a physical disability prevents me from checking my e-mail.
>> >
>> >Sincerely,
>> >Russell B
>>
>> What a remarkable coincidence! I like tea too!
>
>you lie!
Yes, I do. Don't you?
>>
>> Oddly [but, perhaps, not surprisingly] my favourite is also Earl Grey
>> - although I don't drink it in the way it's supposedly 'intended' -
>> milk 'n three lumps man all the way, me.
>>
>> I'm very fond of coffee [ground,sweet and black [can I use that
>> word?]] and I'm also very partial to products from the London Herb and
>> Fruit Company [previously known as the London Herb and Spice Company].
>>
>> It was the flonk [may she be forever damned] that got me into Java
>> bean coffee.
>>
>> <phew>
>>
>> Glad to get that off my chest, Russell. Thanks.
>
>What a coincidence, I have a chest too!!!
You lie!
redundantman
Well, this is not a lie.
>
> >>
> >> Oddly [but, perhaps, not surprisingly] my favourite is also Earl Grey
> >> - although I don't drink it in the way it's supposedly 'intended' -
> >> milk 'n three lumps man all the way, me.
> >>
> >> I'm very fond of coffee [ground,sweet and black [can I use that
> >> word?]] and I'm also very partial to products from the London Herb and
> >> Fruit Company [previously known as the London Herb and Spice Company].
> >>
> >> It was the flonk [may she be forever damned] that got me into Java
> >> bean coffee.
> >>
> >> <phew>
> >>
> >> Glad to get that off my chest, Russell. Thanks.
> >
> >What a coincidence, I have a chest too!!!
>
> You lie!
woah ... vuja de! "The feeling that this has never happened to me before."
ergonomic whoopie-cushions.
Scram
<redund...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Prove it.
>>
>> >>
>> >> Oddly [but, perhaps, not surprisingly] my favourite is also Earl Grey
>> >> - although I don't drink it in the way it's supposedly 'intended' -
>> >> milk 'n three lumps man all the way, me.
>> >>
>> >> I'm very fond of coffee [ground,sweet and black [can I use that
>> >> word?]] and I'm also very partial to products from the London Herb and
>> >> Fruit Company [previously known as the London Herb and Spice Company].
>> >>
>> >> It was the flonk [may she be forever damned] that got me into Java
>> >> bean coffee.
>> >>
>> >> <phew>
>> >>
>> >> Glad to get that off my chest, Russell. Thanks.
>> >
>> >What a coincidence, I have a chest too!!!
>>
>> You lie!
>
>woah ... vuja de! "The feeling that this has never happened to me before."
Don't worry, it's just a glitch in the matrix. Please reapply your
head connectors and wait for men in suits and glasses. Thank you.
>ergonomic whoopie-cushions.
eccentric mummifications
>>
>> >
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> Burn your ID card! http://www.optional-identity.org.uk/
>> >> Help support the campaign, copy this into your .sig!
>> >
>>
>>
>> --
>> Burn your ID card! http://www.optional-identity.org.uk/
>> Help support the campaign, copy this into your .sig!
>
Just in case you didn't see it before, might I urge you to burn [or in
some way destroy, disfigure, deface or d....hmm, another word
beginning with 'd' that means destroy] your ID card?
You can find the URL, with instructions, in the following .sig.
redundantman
and they say that the art of conversation is dead?!
>
> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Oddly [but, perhaps, not surprisingly] my favourite is also Earl
Grey
> >> >> - although I don't drink it in the way it's supposedly 'intended' -
> >> >> milk 'n three lumps man all the way, me.
> >> >>
> >> >> I'm very fond of coffee [ground,sweet and black [can I use that
> >> >> word?]] and I'm also very partial to products from the London Herb
and
> >> >> Fruit Company [previously known as the London Herb and Spice
Company].
> >> >>
> >> >> It was the flonk [may she be forever damned] that got me into Java
> >> >> bean coffee.
> >> >>
> >> >> <phew>
> >> >>
> >> >> Glad to get that off my chest, Russell. Thanks.
> >> >
> >> >What a coincidence, I have a chest too!!!
> >>
> >> You lie!
> >
> >woah ... vuja de! "The feeling that this has never happened to me
before."
>
> Don't worry, it's just a glitch in the matrix. Please reapply your
> head connectors and wait for men in suits and glasses. Thank you.
>
> >ergonomic whoopie-cushions.
>
> eccentric mummifications
Sand boxes with lids?
ryannosaurus
> Tea is great! I mean, don't get me wrong--I like coffee as much as the next
> guy (likes coffee, that is). But there are times when a cup of coffee is
> just not quite what you want.
>
> For those times, there is tea. Does anybody else out there like tea? Let's
> talk about it, here on the Internet! Earl Grey is my favorite! I am
> intelligent and outgoing!
I occasionally imbibe in a spot of Earl Grey or English breakfast, but
heathen that I am, I don't have English Breakfast for breakfast and I cut
the stuff with sugar or honey.
>
> In conclusion, I like tea. Please post your tea-related comments to this
> newsgroup, as a physical disability prevents me from checking my e-mail.
>
> Sincerely,
> Russell B
>
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stfgp
I don't drink tea, I eat it. You see, tea is dinner, my main meal. So to drink
tea (my main meal) would cause my to choke (which would be bad).
In conclusion, I too like tea. But in a different way to you.
> Sincerely,
> Russell B
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"redundantman" <redund...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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like I like my women: hot and black.
> >
> > >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Oddly [but, perhaps, not surprisingly] my favourite is also Earl
> Grey
> > >> >> - although I don't drink it in the way it's supposedly
'intended' -
> > >> >> milk 'n three lumps man all the way, me.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> I'm very fond of coffee [ground,sweet and black [can I use that
> > >> >> word?]] and I'm also very partial to products from the London Herb
> and
> > >> >> Fruit Company [previously known as the London Herb and Spice
> Company].
> > >> >>
> > >> >> It was the flonk [may she be forever damned] that got me into Java
> > >> >> bean coffee.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> <phew>
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Glad to get that off my chest, Russell. Thanks.
> > >> >
> > >> >What a coincidence, I have a chest too!!!
> > >>
> > >> You lie!
> > >
> > >woah ... vuja de! "The feeling that this has never happened to me
> before."
> >
> > Don't worry, it's just a glitch in the matrix. Please reapply your
> > head connectors and wait for men in suits and glasses. Thank you.
> >
> > >ergonomic whoopie-cushions.
> >
> > eccentric mummifications
>
> Sand boxes with lids?
>
> >
> > >>
> > >> >
> > >> >>
> > >> >> --
> > >> >> Burn your ID card! http://www.optional-identity.org.uk/
> > >> >> Help support the campaign, copy this into your .sig!
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> --
> > >> Burn your ID card! http://www.optional-identity.org.uk/
> > >> Help support the campaign, copy this into your .sig!
> > >
> > Just in case you didn't see it before, might I urge you to burn [or in
> > some way destroy, disfigure, deface or d....hmm, another word
> > beginning with 'd' that means destroy] your ID card?
> >
> > You can find the URL, with instructions, in the following .sig.
> >
> > --
> > Burn your ID card! http://www.optional-identity.org.uk/
> > Help support the campaign, copy this into your .sig!
>
>
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i like iced tea. in particular, the stuff they serve at linn's fruit
bin. i don't know what it's called. thanksokbye.
redundantman
"Rabbi Jugdish Meowenstein" <me...@cat-slobber.org> wrote in message
news:9pvbo8$lr1$0...@pita.alt.net...
what about irish? hot, black, irish coffee is pretty yummy.
manufactured by ...
Rabbi Jugdish Meowenstein
shamrocks? Yellow moons? Pink stars? Green clovers?
redundantman
hmmmmm ... Lucky Charms ....
jet
headkase
Green Tea leaves my mouth dry
headkase
Michelle
> >bin. i don't know what it's called. thanksokbye.
> >
> I like tea, except green tea because it tastes like dirt and dried grass.
Can I say that I like tea and grass???
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Russell B. Goode
>> >i like iced tea. in particular, the stuff they serve at linn's fruit
>> >bin. i don't know what it's called. thanksokbye.
>> >
>> I like tea, except green tea because it tastes like dirt and dried grass.
>
>Can I say that I like tea and grass???
Yes. Yes, you may. What do you do with the grass?
Thanks for writing back! I'm making friends faster than I ever thought
possible, utilizing emerging technologies in a proactive manner!
little toad
<bigf...@databasix.com> lit a big-assed m-80 in
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first flush all the way.
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Honest Abe
Russell B. Goode at bigf...@databasix.com took its finger out of its ass
and typed:
i enjoy the tea with the boiled mushrooms.
whoa.
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be strong, be wrong
Michelle
> Yes. Yes, you may. What do you do with the grass?
Chew it, smoke it, roll in it...that last one was supposed to be hay.
Affinity
Scram wrote:
This is going to blow both of your minds. Good lord it blew mine. But I like tea
too!
Fancy that. Earl Grey is my favourite. You see, back in the day when my mother
would wake me of a morning, one cup of Earl Grey perched in her hands like the
coming of the dawn... I would...
Oh fuck. Someone's at the door. I gotta run.
Byeeeeeeee!
Scram
>coming of the dawn... I would...drink it and jolly well enjoy it.
>
>Oh fuck. Someone's at the door. I gotta run.
>
>Byeeeeeeee!
>
No worries, I finished the sentence for you.
This is a temporary fix until you verify my additions. After all, who
knows what you did with that tea?
Affinity
Scram wrote:
> >coming of the dawn... I would... quite often lie there, with my eyes half open and
> gummy from the nights passing dreams. This perculiar state of half dreaming waking
> would sometimes trick my mother into thinking she had given birth to a morning
> savant. This was true of course.
Oh, but the tea. The tea I would drink, and jolly well enjoy.
> >Oh fuck. Someone's at the door. I gotta run.
> >
> >Byeeeeeeee!
> >
> No worries, I finished the sentence for you.
>
> This is a temporary fix until you verify my additions. After all, who
> knows what you did with that tea?
Ok. I am back from answering the door now.
Russell B. Goode
>>
>> Yes. Yes, you may. What do you do with the grass?
>
>Chew it, smoke it, roll in it...that last one was supposed to be hay.
I do not think that we are discussing the same thing, Michelle. And so I
will say "good day" to you. (Note: this is a figure of speech; I am not
actually going to say "good day" to you. Thank you.)
Thank you for writing. Keep drinking tea!
Sincerely,
Russell B
Michelle
>
> I do not think that we are discussing the same thing, Michelle. And so I
> will say "good day" to you. (Note: this is a figure of speech; I am not
> actually going to say "good day" to you. Thank you.)
>
> Thank you for writing. Keep drinking tea!
>
> Sincerely,
> Russell B
Well, Mr. Figure of Speech, you apparently have no sense of humor. And it
is now my turn to say "good day" to you. (Please also note this is a figure
of speech and that I really don't care if you have a nice day or not.
Thank you.)
Thank you for your opinion,
Michelle
little toad
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news:3bc3a...@corp.newsgroups.com:
>>
>> Yes. Yes, you may. What do you do with the grass?
>
> Chew it, smoke it, roll in it...that last one was supposed to be hay.
a sweet clover field or a nice field of green oats is really a lot more
comfortable to roll around in than in hay, which is really dried, but
unprocessed alfalfa. green alfalfa is nice for rolling around in (better to
smell while driving by), but generally rolling in alfalfa at night would be
better because the bees would be asleep by then.
so would the farmers who own fields.
--
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Russell B. Goode
>>>Chew it, smoke it, roll in it...that last one was supposed to be hay.
>>
>>I do not think that we are discussing the same thing, Michelle. And so I
>>will say "good day" to you. (Note: this is a figure of speech; I am not
>>actually going to say "good day" to you. Thank you.)
>>
>>Thank you for writing. Keep drinking tea!
>>
>>Sincerely,
>>Russell B
>
>Well, Mr. Figure of Speech, you apparently have no sense of humor.
Well, I'm afraid that's just arrant nonsense. I am a spectacularly funny
fellow.
Why, just the other day I took a walk down to the marina, and I happened to
be wearing my Flag Hat. My Flag Hat is an ordinary baseball cap that I have
modified for flag-bearing purposes by attaching .25" inner diameter PVC
plastic tubing to the vent holes, and mounting a six-inch tall American flag
in each tube. All told, there are six American flags sticking up from my
Flag Hat--two on each side of my head, and two in the back. There are no
flags in the front of my Flag Hat, as the cap has no vent holes up front.
As I walked the length and breadth of the marina, waving at my friends and
acquaintances aboard the sailboats and in the dockside storage and repair
facilities, I came upon a fifteen-foot wooden fishing dory, occupied by a
red-faced man in his late thirties or early forties and his dog.
"Hey," I said. "Nice day, huh?"
"What the fuck is that you're wearing?" he asked, staring over his shoulder
at the top of my head."
"It's my Flag Hat," I replied. "I made it when the United States played
Mexico in the World Cup qualifier a few months ago."
"Well, don't you respect this country?" asked the man, leaning unsteadily in
his boat and turning to face me.
"Sure, I do! I love America!" I replied brightly.
"Well, you've got a funny way of showing it," said the man, chuckling to
himself. Then he turned away from me and opened a beer, which I took as a
signal that the conversation was over.
I get that all the time, Michelle. All the time. So say what you want
about me, and my figures of speech--even my love for tea. But don't say
that I have no sense of humor. Because that's just not true.
> And it
>is now my turn to say "good day" to you. (Please also note this is a figure
>of speech and that I really don't care if you have a nice day or not.
>Thank you.)
Hmm? Well, you misread me. I only meant that I wasn't literally going to
say "good day" to you. I never meant that I didn't wish you a good day. I
do wish you a good day, Michelle, even if you can't find it in your heart to
return the sentiment. Thank you.
Keep drinking tea! Thanks for writing!
Sincerely,
Russell B
Scram
<redund...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Did they? Who are 'they'?
>>
>> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Oddly [but, perhaps, not surprisingly] my favourite is also Earl
>Grey
>> >> >> - although I don't drink it in the way it's supposedly 'intended' -
>> >> >> milk 'n three lumps man all the way, me.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I'm very fond of coffee [ground,sweet and black [can I use that
>> >> >> word?]] and I'm also very partial to products from the London Herb
>and
>> >> >> Fruit Company [previously known as the London Herb and Spice
>Company].
>> >> >>
>> >> >> It was the flonk [may she be forever damned] that got me into Java
>> >> >> bean coffee.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> <phew>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Glad to get that off my chest, Russell. Thanks.
>> >> >
>> >> >What a coincidence, I have a chest too!!!
>> >>
>> >> You lie!
>> >
>> >woah ... vuja de! "The feeling that this has never happened to me
>before."
>>
>> Don't worry, it's just a glitch in the matrix. Please reapply your
>> head connectors and wait for men in suits and glasses. Thank you.
>>
>> >ergonomic whoopie-cushions.
>>
>> eccentric mummifications
>
>Sand boxes with lids?
Classical debris dishes!
>>
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> --
>> >> >> Burn your ID card! http://www.optional-identity.org.uk/
>> >> >> Help support the campaign, copy this into your .sig!
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> Burn your ID card! http://www.optional-identity.org.uk/
>> >> Help support the campaign, copy this into your .sig!
>> >
>> Just in case you didn't see it before, might I urge you to burn [or in
>> some way destroy, disfigure, deface or d....hmm, another word
>> beginning with 'd' that means destroy] your ID card?
>>
>> You can find the URL, with instructions, in the following .sig.
>>
>> --
>> Burn your ID card! http://www.optional-identity.org.uk/
>> Help support the campaign, copy this into your .sig!
>
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>
> They all laughed when "Michelle" <mdl...@preferred.com> said:
>
> >>
> >> Yes. Yes, you may. What do you do with the grass?
> >
> >Chew it, smoke it, roll in it...that last one was supposed to be hay.
>
> I do not think that we are discussing the same thing, Michelle. And so I
> will say "good day" to you. (Note: this is a figure of speech; I am not
> actually going to say "good day" to you. Thank you.)
One of my goals is to get a dub of Anthony Hopkins saying, "Good day,
SIR!. SIR, I say, good day to YOU!"
I think that he said that in The Remains of the Day, it had just the
right amount of haughtiness, though I know that your "*good day* to you"
to Michelle was said in only the most polite manner.
>
> Thank you for writing. Keep drinking tea!
>
> Sincerely,
> Russell B
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From: en_mog <en_...@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Goodbye :-)
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2000 08:05:45 -0500
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From: TGOS <tg...@spamcop.net>
Newsgroups: alt.hentai.sailor-moon
Subject: Re: Great Newsgroup!
Date: 27 Nov 2000 02:23:19 -0600
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little toad
>> >Chew it, smoke it, roll in it...that last one was supposed to be hay.
>>
>> I do not think that we are discussing the same thing, Michelle. And
>> so I will say "good day" to you. (Note: this is a figure of speech; I
>> am not actually going to say "good day" to you. Thank you.)
>>
>> Thank you for writing. Keep drinking tea!
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Russell B
>
> Well, Mr. Figure of Speech, you apparently have no sense of humor. And
> it is now my turn to say "good day" to you. (Please also note this is
> a figure of speech and that I really don't care if you have a nice day
> or not. Thank you.)
> Thank you for your opinion,
> Michelle
dear michelle,
please don't give up on russell b. he's always been interested in making
new usenet friends.
he really is a great person with a *terrific* sense of humor and a fine
sense of justice, and once you get to know him, if you do get to know him,
that is, i am convinced that you will learn that he possesses one of the
finest minds going.
nevertheless, once he gets a bee in his bonnet about a particular topic, he
is like a man possessed. tea and the lovely maya rudolph, seem to be at the
forefront of his usenet interests this week. frankly, i don't blame him for
liking either or for wanting to make new usenet friends.
i hope that you will please give my friend russell b another chance.
--
little toad
Russell B. Goode
Just in case anybody is keeping notes: Next week I shall be obsessed with
cannoli and Katie Roiphe.
Sincerely,
Russell B
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Leave the gun.