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Hillary Penge

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Dec 16, 2003, 1:20:43 PM12/16/03
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=====================================================================
Turkey Safety
===========

Thawing Safely

In the refrigerator

* Thaw the turkey in its original wrap on a tray placed in the bottom
section of the refrigerator.

* Allow about 24 hours of defrost time for every 5 pounds of turkey.
Example: a 20 pound turkey will take 4 to 5 days to thaw.

* Do not thaw on the counter. Thawing at room temperature increases
the risk of bacteria growth.

* At room temperature, bacteria on the turkey can grow rapidly when
the outside portion of the bird begins to thaw. These bacteria can
multiply to dangerously high levels producing toxins that cooking may
not destroy.

In cold water

* Thawing in cold water is safe too. Submerge the bird in its wrapper
in a deep sink of cold water and change the water every 30 minutes to
keep it cold.

* Allow 30 minutes per pound to defrost a turkey in cold water. Do not
use warm or hot water.

Microwave Thawing

* Microwave thawing is another option. Make sure your microwave oven
is large enough to hold the turkey especially if the oven has a
rotating tray.

* Check manufacturer's instructions for the size turkey that will fit
into your oven.

* Caution: Microwave defrosting is irregular, creating hot spots,
which may encourage bacterial growth. Cook the turkey immediately
after defrosting. Do not store in the refrigerator for cooking later.

Stuffing Safely

* Never stuff the turkey in advance in an effort to save time.

* Once you have decided on a stuffing recipe, mix ingredients quickly
and lightly stuff the washed cavity just before placing the bird in
the oven.

* Chopping vegetable ingredients and bread preparation can be done in
advance, but liquids and/or moist ingredients should not be added to
dry ingredients until just before stuffing the turkey.

* Allow 1/2 to 3/4 cup stuffing per pound of turkey.

* Stuffing needs room to expand during cooking, do not over-stuff.

* The stuffing recipe may be more than your turkey can hold. Place
extra stuffing in a greased pan or casserole dish and bake separately.

* Stuffing contains potentially hazardous ingredients, such as broth,
eggs and meat, etc. That means these ingredients could cause illness
if not properly cooked and stored.

* Stuffing must be cooked to a minimum temperature of 165°F to be
safe.

* Stuffing should be removed from the cavity of the bird to a separate
dish before carving the turkey.

* Do not leave stuffing and other leftovers out for more than 2 hours.
Refrigerate leftovers immediately following the meal.

* Store leftover stuffing in the refrigerator and use within 1 to 2
days.

* Reheat leftover stuffing to 165 degrees F before serving.

Cooking Turkey Safely

* Decide how much turkey you will need before you shop. Buy one pound
per person or 1 1/2 pounds per person if you have hearty eaters or
want ample leftovers.

* Buy and use a meat thermometer (see Using a Thermometer). Dark meat
takes longer to cook so always insert the thermometer in the thickest
part of the turkey thigh. It will register 180°F when the turkey is
done.

* Make sure you have a roasting pan large enough for the turkey.

* Allow an adequate number of days to refrigerator-defrost a frozen
turkey (see Thawing Safely).

* Wash hands, sinks, counters, utensils and platters thoroughly with
soap and hot water before and after working with raw turkey.

* Remember to remove the giblet bag from inside the turkey.

* Stuff just before roasting or cook stuffing separate from the
turkey.

* Allow the cooked turkey to sit for at least 20 minutes before
carving. During this time juices will be redistributed and the turkey
will be easier to carve.

* After the meal, cover and store leftovers in the refrigerator as
soon as possible.

* Remember the safest margin is 2 hours from the time you take the
bird out of the oven.

* Leftover turkey will keep in the refrigerator for 3 to 4 days.

Holding Time

* If the turkey is done ahead of schedule, it is safe to hold it in
the oven at a reduced temperature, 200°F.

* Leave the thermometer in the turkey and make sure that the
temperature of the turkey does not drop below 140°F during holding
time.

* Keep the turkey covered so it does not dry out.

Storing Leftovers

* Plan ahead, clean out the refrigerator and make room for leftovers
several days before the holiday feast.

* Leftovers should be stored in the refrigerator within 2 hours after
cooking is completed. Why just 2 hours? Because bacteria that cause
food poisoning can multiply to undesirable levels on perishable foods
left at room temperature for longer than that.

* Large quantities should be divided into smaller portions and stored
in several shallow containers. Food in small amounts will chill faster
keeping it safer and fresher.

* If a large amount of turkey is left, consider freezing some for
later use. Do not wait until the turkey has been in the refrigerator
for 4 days to freeze it. Freezing will not improve the quality of the
turkey. If the turkey is frozen while it is fresh the quality will be
better upon defrosting.

Using a Thermometer

* Meat thermometers can be found in the housewares section of most
grocery stores, in department stores and in specialty stores. Buy a
thermometer, it is a sound investment in food safety.

* An instant read thermometer can be digital or dial gauge and it
comes in a storage case. Read the information on the package. Instant
read thermometers have plastic heads and cannot go into the oven while
the turkey is cooking. However, it will register the temperature of
food within 15 seconds when the metal tip is inserted up to the dimple
on the stem, thus the name "instant read." Always clean the tip before
returning it to the case.

* Standard meat thermometers are metal and designed to withstand oven
temperatures. The sensing area is from the tip to a half-inch past the
dimple. This area registers the temperature of the food. Examine the
thermometer and familiarize yourself with the dial settings.

* Positioning the thermometer in the turkey is not difficult. Always
place the thermometer in the thickest part of the thigh because the
dark meat of turkey thigh takes longer to cook than any other part.

* Place the thermometer tip in the thick part of the thigh away from
the bone. The thigh area closest to the body of the turkey is the
thickest part. While you are washing the untrussed turkey, look for a
spot to position the thermometer.

* Gently spin the head or dial of the meat thermometer around so you
can easily see the reading without removing the turkey from the oven.
As the turkey roasts, the thermometer may move out of position, don't
worry, simply reposition the thermometer. The turkey is done when the
temperature reads 180°F.

* Oven thermometers read the temperature of the air inside of the
oven. They are also useful for monitoring the temperature under the
lid of a grill. If the oven thermometer registers a higher or lower
temperature than the setting, adjust the oven temperature.

* Check the accuracy of the thermometer (especially an old one) by
placing it in a large cup of 50/50 ice and water slush for 10 minutes.
It should read 32°F. Thermometers are considered accurate if they are
within two degrees on the plus or minus side.

* To correct the temperature, use a small wrench to turn the
calibration nut until the thermometer reads 32°F. For a digital
thermometer, simply change the battery.

Mike

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Dec 16, 2003, 3:06:58 PM12/16/03
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* Always keep your turkey clean.

* Never point a loaded turkey at another person, even in jest.


Anon.

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Dec 16, 2003, 3:18:03 PM12/16/03
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"Malcolm Ogilvie" <Mal...@indaal.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> In article <k3jutvke14cpnlf4a...@4ax.com>, Hillary Penge
> <h.j.penge88.?@hotmail.com.invalid> writes
> >
> >=====================================================================
> >Turkey Safety
> >===========
> >
> Blooming 'eck!
>
> I'm sure it is all well meant, but if everyone religiously followed all
> that lot, turkey would rapidly disappear from the menu! So how many
> cases of food poisoning are there each Christmas because not everyone
> does everything laid down here?

I read all the way through that, expecting to find the punchline at the end.
Very disappointed to find that it was serious!


Robert Maskill

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Dec 16, 2003, 4:36:19 PM12/16/03
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Mike wrote:

> * Always keep your turkey clean.
>
> * Never point a loaded turkey at another person, even in jest.
>
>

A turkey is not for life....

It's just for Christmas....

--
Robert Maskill G4PYR
Peterborough Cambridgeshire
www.coastalradio.greater-peterborough.com

CB

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"Malcolm Ogilvie" <Mal...@indaal.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> In article <k3jutvke14cpnlf4a...@4ax.com>, Hillary Penge
> <h.j.penge88.?@hotmail.com.invalid> writes
> >
> >=====================================================================
> >Turkey Safety
> >===========
> >
> Blooming 'eck!
>
> I'm sure it is all well meant, but if everyone religiously followed all
> that lot, turkey would rapidly disappear from the menu! So how many
> cases of food poisoning are there each Christmas because not everyone
> does everything laid down here?

And it would be a very small turkey to fit in a microwave;-)
--
Craven and District Bird News
http://mysite.freeserve.com/cravenbirds


Andy

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Dec 16, 2003, 5:30:17 PM12/16/03
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> a 20 pound turkey will take 4 to 5 days to thaw.

No it won't.

Didn't this do the rounds last year, and somebody determined it was best
practice in 1950?

Andy


John Rowland

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Dec 16, 2003, 5:31:22 PM12/16/03
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"Hillary Penge" <h.j.penge88.@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> =====================================================================
> Turkey Safety
> ===========

<BIG snip>

I replaced that lot years ago with one rule -

Get someone else to do it.

--
John Rowland - Spamtrapped
Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 2001
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/7069/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes


The Traveller

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Dec 17, 2003, 2:00:53 AM12/17/03
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"Robert Maskill" <g4...@REMOVEqsl.net> wrote in message
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Hello.

Please remove uklc from your list, and a Merry Christmas to you all.

Cumbrian Edith.


The Traveller

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"Andy" <Fanny...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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Morning,

Please remove uklc from your list too.

Cumbrian Edith


The Traveller

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"John Rowland" <jo...@journeyflow.spamspam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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You too please, John. remove uklc from your list.

Cumbrian Edith.


The Traveller

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Dec 17, 2003, 2:59:21 AM12/17/03
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"Jamile Abu" <Ja...@teranews.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 22:30:17 -0000, "Andy" <Fanny...@privacy.net>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >> a 20 pound turkey will take 4 to 5 days to thaw.
> >
> >No it won't.
>
> It certainly will if left out doors in 33 degree weather. It might
> even take a week. Assuming that some wild beast doesn't scarff it.
> first. Your print news says there are thousands of large wild cats
> roaming about your island. Many thousands have been sighted.
> Mostly at night by people leaving..............pubs.

>
> >Didn't this do the rounds last year, and somebody determined it was best
> >practice in 1950?
>
> No, last year it was, "What's the best or most economical oil for deep
> frying a turkey."
>
>
> >Andy
> >
>
Hiya Andy,

Please remove uklc from your list.

Cumbrian Edith.


The Natural Philosopher

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Dec 17, 2003, 4:03:18 AM12/17/03
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Andy wrote:


Probably.

I regularly thaw things in the oven in which they are cooked.
As long as the meat gets up top 60C at least for some minutes, how it
gets there and where it starts are irrelvant.


>
> Andy
>
>
>


The Natural Philosopher

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Dec 17, 2003, 4:04:10 AM12/17/03
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Jamile Abu wrote:

> On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 22:30:17 -0000, "Andy" <Fanny...@privacy.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>>

>>> a 20 pound turkey will take 4 to 5 days to thaw.
>>>
>>No it won't.
>>
>

> It certainly will if left out doors in 33 degree weather. It might
> even take a week. Assuming that some wild beast doesn't scarff it.
> first. Your print news says there are thousands of large wild cats
> roaming about your island. Many thousands have been sighted.
> Mostly at night by people leaving..............pubs.
>
>

>>Didn't this do the rounds last year, and somebody determined it was best
>>practice in 1950?
>>
>

> No, last year it was, "What's the best or most economical oil for deep
> frying a turkey."
>
>


Used engine oil.

Next?


>
>>Andy
>>
>>
>


Kat

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Dec 17, 2003, 3:48:06 AM12/17/03
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In message <rQ8o6TKdZB4$Ew...@indaal.demon.co.uk>, Malcolm Ogilvie
<Mal...@indaal.demon.co.uk> writes
>
>How can you be 100% confident that no-one subscribing to uklc is going
>to be cooking a turkey this Christmas and so isn't hanging on every
>word in this thread?
>
The turkeys glow in the dark there; no need to worry about salmonella...
--
>Kat< Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

BigStu

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 08:39:57 +0000, Malcolm Ogilvie
> <Mal...@indaal.demon.co.uk>cacked this treat out!!
>
> >
> >In article <JdTDb.61198$jf4.3...@news000.worldonline.dk>, The
> >Traveller <no-...@spam.no> writes
> >Hi Edith.
> >
> >Are you the uklc monitor?

> >
> >How can you be 100% confident that no-one subscribing to uklc is going
> >to be cooking a turkey this Christmas and so isn't hanging on every word
> >in this thread?
>
> ignore the stoopid bint.....we can post what we want where we want and
> when we want,uk local cumbria is one of em....
>
hear hear!


Phil Britton

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Screamingwitch.²°°³© <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> writes:

> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 08:39:57 +0000, Malcolm Ogilvie
> <Mal...@indaal.demon.co.uk>cacked this treat out!!
>
> >
> >In article <JdTDb.61198$jf4.3...@news000.worldonline.dk>, The
> >Traveller <no-...@spam.no> writes
> >>

> >Hi Edith.
> >
> >Are you the uklc monitor?
> >
> >How can you be 100% confident that no-one subscribing to uklc is going
> >to be cooking a turkey this Christmas and so isn't hanging on every word
> >in this thread?
>
> ignore the stoopid bint.....we can post what we want where we want and
> when we want,uk local cumbria is one of em....

Bog Off

Phil Britton

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Dec 17, 2003, 6:16:44 AM12/17/03
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"BigStu" <nos...@home.com> writes:

You as well

BigStu

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"Hillary Penge" <h.j.penge88.@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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<snipetty doo da>

Is this poster related to Seanie at all?


Seanie O'Kilfoyle

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"Hillary Penge" <h.j.penge88.@hotmail.com> wrote


*ROTFLMFAO*

Hillary Penge !

Like it ! Like it !


Seanie O'Kilfoyle

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 14:20:41 -0000, "BigStu" <nos...@home.com>cacked
> this treat out!!
>
> >> You as well
> >
> >why don't you er, make like a turkey and, 'get stuffed'!
>
> do one better and tell him to go fuck it!
> >
>

That's nice dear !


Seanie O'Kilfoyle

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> >> when we want,uk local cumbria is one of em....
> >
> >Bog Off
>

> FUCKOFF!....dickless!
>

Tourettes by proxy ?


Seanie O'Kilfoyle

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She's me uncle in Baaaaarnsley seethee

'Appen

Aye

'Appen she is, aye

'Appen


Seanie O'Kilfoyle

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 15:35:35 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"
> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
> i didnt need an explanation
> >
>

Nor did you get one

Duis !


Seanie O'Kilfoyle

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 15:36:23 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"

> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
>
> >
> wanker for real?
> >
>

If pulling ones pud thrice daily is real then the answer must be a
resounding YES

How bout yerself ?

Let me guess, frigd, tense, frustrated ?


Seanie O'Kilfoyle

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 17:55:38 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"

> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
>
> >
> >"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
> >news:hpv0uvcoiah33p5dj...@4ax.com...
> >> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 15:35:35 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"
> >> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
> >> >news:ksq0uvkphg8fqqbrt...@4ax.com...
> >> >> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 14:20:41 -0000, "BigStu" <nos...@home.com>cacked
> >> >> this treat out!!
> >> >>
> >> >> >> You as well
> >> >> >
> >> >> >why don't you er, make like a turkey and, 'get stuffed'!
> >> >>
> >> >> do one better and tell him to go fuck it!
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >That's nice dear !
> >>
> >> i didnt need an explanation
> >> >
> >>
> >
> >Nor did you get one
>
> from you? oh yes i fuckin did<snigger>


Dream on, Columbus


Seanie O'Kilfoyle

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 17:56:55 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"

> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
>
> >
> >"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
> >news:pqv0uvshjjns73ivi...@4ax.com...
> >> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 15:36:23 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"
> >> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
> >> >news:7kf0uv8ggqqnu75vq...@4ax.com...
> >> >
> >> >> >> when we want,uk local cumbria is one of em....
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Bog Off
> >> >>
> >> >> FUCKOFF!....dickless!
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Tourettes by proxy ?
> >>
> >> wanker for real?
> >> >
> >>
> >
> >If pulling ones pud thrice daily is real then the answer must be a
> >resounding YES
> >
> >How bout yerself ?
> >
> >Let me guess, frigd, tense, frustrated ?
>
> wrong on all 3 cunt!
> B-I-T-C-H, Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
> HTH
> >
>

Yeaaahhhhhh, suuuure

So *beautiful* that you spend your life at a keyboard typing childish little
insults

NorthLondon

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"Hillary Penge" <h.j.penge88.@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> =====================================================================
> Turkey Safety
> ===========
>
> Thawing Safely
>
> In the refrigerator
>
> * Thaw the turkey in its original wrap on a tray placed in the bottom
> section of the refrigerator.
<etc.>

Ummm, how is this safe for turkeys?


BigStu

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 18 Dec 2003 12:19:25 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"
> not today fucko...check the timestamps...ive had stuff to do unlike
> you ya sad Mo Fo!
> <cackle>
'Mo Fo'? Ministry of Foreign objects??
<chortle>


BigStu

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"NorthLondon" <a@b.c> wrote in message
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saves them from running in to the oven too early!!


John Rowland

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 17:56:55 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"

> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
> >
> >
> >How bout yerself ?
> >Let me guess, frigd, tense, frustrated ?
>
> wrong on all 3 cunt!
> B-I-T-C-H, Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons

Lack Of Self Esteem, Rabid?

John Rowland

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 18 Dec 2003 19:14:39 -0000, "John Rowland"
> <jo...@journeyflow.spamspam.demon.co.uk>cacked this treat out!!

> >"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
> >news:4bt2uvoo57jlond56...@4ax.com...
> >>
> >> B-I-T-C-H, Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
> >
> >Lack Of Self Esteem, Rabid?
>
> rabid aint posted fer ages, not under 'that' moniker' anyway,
> so your wrong arnt you numbnuts...post again sos i can
> (and others) laugh at you some more

So you're thick as well as vile... hang on, aren't you that turd that really
hurt my arse last week?

Tez Bukkake

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> "Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
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> > On Thu, 18 Dec 2003 19:14:39 -0000, "John Rowland"
> > <jo...@journeyflow.spamspam.demon.co.uk>cacked this treat out!!
> > >"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
> > >news:4bt2uvoo57jlond56...@4ax.com...
> > >>
> > >> B-I-T-C-H, Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
> > >
> > >Lack Of Self Esteem, Rabid?
> >
> > rabid aint posted fer ages, not under 'that' moniker' anyway,
> > so your wrong arnt you numbnuts...post again sos i can
> > (and others) laugh at you some more
>
> So you're thick as well as vile... hang on, aren't you that turd that
really
> hurt my arse last week?
>
> --

no that was jafs cock
>
>


BigStu

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
news:kt04uv08bf50m3bna...@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 18 Dec 2003 18:44:58 -0000, "BigStu" <nos...@home.com>cacked
> short fo mother focker
> bo-selecta!

NO, REALLY!! wow, and I thought it was spelt 'fucker', well bo me selecta,
learn sumting noo evyday now, blood!


Kat

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Dec 18, 2003, 4:34:54 PM12/18/03
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In message <brt0vu$ke7$1$8302...@news.demon.co.uk>, John Rowland
<jo...@journeyflow.spamspam.demon.co.uk> writes

>"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
>news:g714uvojth6jkfip5...@4ax.com...

>> rabid aint posted fer ages, not under 'that' moniker' anyway,


>> so your wrong arnt you numbnuts...post again sos i can
>> (and others) laugh at you some more

>
>So you're thick as well as vile... hang on, aren't you that turd that really
>hurt my arse last week?
>

Sounds like time for more All-Bran and less snap, cackle and pop ;-)

Graham

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Dec 18, 2003, 5:54:09 PM12/18/03
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> > >> >> >> >> FUCKOFF!....dickless!
> > >> >> >> >Tourettes by proxy ?
> > >> >> >> wanker for real?
> > >> >> >If pulling ones pud thrice daily is real then the answer must be
a
> > >> >> >resounding YES
> > >> >> >How bout yerself ?
> > >> >> >Let me guess, frigd, tense, frustrated ?
> > >> >> wrong on all 3 cunt!
> > >> >> B-I-T-C-H, Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
> > >> not today fucko...check the timestamps...ive had stuff to do unlike
> > >> you ya sad Mo Fo!
> > >> <cackle>
> > >'Mo Fo'? Ministry of Foreign objects??
> > ><chortle>
> > >
> > short fo mother focker
> > bo-selecta!
>
> NO, REALLY!! wow, and I thought it was spelt 'fucker', well bo me selecta,
> learn sumting noo evyday now, blood!
>

You guys show a remarkable economy with words but I suppose that that is
because you all have very limited vocabularies!
G


Kat

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Dec 18, 2003, 5:57:02 PM12/18/03
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In message <leqEb.752206$9l5.54935@pd7tw2no>, Graham <stra...@shaw.ca>
writes
Eh?
--
>Kat<

tssk-tel

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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
news:rso3uvgqsm0nbvvb9...@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 18 Dec 2003 12:17:23 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"

> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
>
> >
> >"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
> >news:q9t2uvgtlh9rq0adf...@4ax.com...
> >> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 17:55:38 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"
> >> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
> >> >news:hpv0uvcoiah33p5dj...@4ax.com...
> >> >> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 15:35:35 -0000, "Seanie O'Kilfoyle"
> >> >> <Pi...@Easy.SCHPAMM.com>cacked this treat out!!
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Screamingwitch.²°°³©" <witc...@evilfucker.cunt> wrote in message
> >> >> >news:ksq0uvkphg8fqqbrt...@4ax.com...
> >> >> >> On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 14:20:41 -0000, "BigStu"
<nos...@home.com>cacked
> >> >> >> this treat out!!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> You as well
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >why don't you er, make like a turkey and, 'get stuffed'!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> do one better and tell him to go fuck it!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >That's nice dear !
> >> >>
> >> >> i didnt need an explanation
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Nor did you get one
> >>
> >> from you? oh yes i fuckin did<snigger>
> >
> >
> >Dream on, Columbus
> >
> TILT! <sneer>
~~~~~
Not just tilt...
Multiball is in operation...
~~~~~


The Traveller

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"Tez Bukkake" <tez_b...@freeone.net> wrote in message
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Please remove uklcumbria from your list.


The Traveller

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"Tez Bukkake" <tez_b...@freeone.net> wrote in message
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>

The Natural Philosopher

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The Traveller wrote:


> Please remove uklcumbria from your list.
>
>


Pleae remove yourself from uklcumbria, and stop this silliness.


>


Peter Corlett

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Dec 19, 2003, 9:45:11 PM12/19/03
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Jamile Abu <Ja...@teranews.com> wrote:
[...]
> No, last year it was, "What's the best or most economical oil for deep
> frying a turkey."

Well, I live in Yorkshire, so I strongly recommend beef dripping.

I also recommend throwing away that bird that's been pumped up with water
and hormones so it's got no taste any more, and getting some decent fish and
chips in.

dave...@ukmisc.org.uk

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Peter Corlett wibbled:

Asked a butcher in Tod market if he could get us some boar for
christmas, but he said that although he could, he'd have to buy a whole
one and wouldn't be able to sell most of the bits we didn't want.
So it's venison for christmas. Again. Oh well.

--
It's fridge-magnets gone mad

(fanks Jan)

pete devlin

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In message <KcTDb.61197$jf4.3...@news000.worldonline.dk>, The
Traveller <no-...@spam.no> writes
>
>"Andy" <Fanny...@privacy.net> wrote in message
>news:3fdf876f$0$13343$cc9e...@news-text.dial.pipex.com...
>>
>>
>> > a 20 pound turkey will take 4 to 5 days to thaw.
>>
>> No it won't.
>>
>> Didn't this do the rounds last year, and somebody determined it was best
>> practice in 1950?
>>
>> Andy
>>
>Morning,
>
>Please remove uklc from your list too.
>
>Cumbrian Edith
>
Oooh get her! You're a bit of a feisty net cop aren't you? Are you the
democratically elected selector of allowable topics for "your" group?
Does no one in Cumbria eat turkey?
--
Pete Devlin (To email - press reply, remove Garbage Sifter)
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