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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Sep 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/25/99
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bnw wrote:
>
> In article <3BWG3.5037$Ll1.8...@news1.rdc1.on.wave.home.com>, "Jim"
> <jimm...@home.com> wrote:
>
> >Ahh-hmm...
> >Pardon me guys, but either I'm the oldest NIN fan around, or I've had one
> >too many, and can't believe what I'm reading.
> >GenX'ers are generally defined as the off-spring of pre/post-WW2 babies
> >(1940-1950). Most Gen-X'ers where born between 1960 and 1970.
> >
>
> Nah, that'd be the hippie generation that rebelled against their more
> conservative, conformist parents. We are their children who don't give a
> shit about anything because they raised us without a sense of values.
> Yadda yadda yadda.

I was born between 1960 and 1970. I am not a goddamn hippie, and you
sure as hell aren't my kid, either. So turn off that fucked-up noise
that the record companies are shoving down your ravenous throat, and
give your sixth-grade math book another try.


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Menjy

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

[...]

>I was born between 1960 and 1970.

I used to drive a Porsche.

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"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
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"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

Nostrildamus

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Sep 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/25/99
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On Sat, 25 Sep 1999 08:30:39 GMT, me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com
("Menjy") wrote:

>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>
>[...]
>
>>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>
>I used to drive a Porsche.

I'm still carded at the liquor store.

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Wotan lied:
>
> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:

>
> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >
> >[...]
> >
> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >
> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>
> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.

I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.

Avoid normal situations.

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In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:

[..]

: I'm still carded at the liquor store.

Those cheap decks make great cudgels.

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Usenet Performance Anxiety

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Menjy wrote:

> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>
> [...]
>
> >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>
> I used to drive a Porsche.

I'm a really nice guy.

>
>
> --
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>
> T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
>
> TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N°55
> http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 19th August 99)
>
> "HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
> -Aaron M. Henne
>
> "At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
> -Raoul Xemblinosky

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>
> Menjy lied:

>
> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >
> > [...]
> >
> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >
> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>
> I'm a really nice guy.

I'm just tryin' to help.

- J. Raoul Xemblinosky III ------------------- -- . --- .-- ---------

Blitz the Cat

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Sep 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/25/99
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On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:

>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...


>
>>Wotan lied:
>>>
>>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
>>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
>>>

>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >
>>> >[...]
>>> >
>>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >
>>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>>>

>>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
>>
>>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
>

>I have never crossposted.

I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.


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Blitz the Cat <BlitztheS...@att.net> wrote in message
news:37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net...

> On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>
> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> >
> >>Wotan lied:
> >>>
> >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
> >>>
> >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >
> >>> >[...]
> >>> >
> >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >>> >
> >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> >>>
> >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
> >>
> >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> >
> >I have never crossposted.
>
> I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>
I am a fuckhead.

Nostrildamus

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On 25 Sep 1999 14:16:16 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>: I'm still carded at the liquor store.
>
> Those cheap decks make great cudgels.

Only your phrenologist knows for sure.

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~~~ Dean, Academy of Poetic Prognostication, Bungmunch University ~~~~

"SEMPER MEOVAMVS AD INFINITVM ET INFINITVM"

The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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The 2-Belo wrote:
>
> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
> >Mister X wrote:
> >>
> >> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
> >> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
> >> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
> >> >> Belinda wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul
> >> >Xemblinosky

> >> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
> >> >> > >>
> >> >> > >> Menjy lied:
> >> >> > >>
> >> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> > >> > [...]
> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
> >> >> > >>
> >> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
> >> >>
> >> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
> >> >
> >> >I am here to help.
> >>
> >> I love to talk about politics.
> >
> >I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
>
> I struck out the side on nine pitches once.

I have nothing but deep admiration for Stanley J. Kalisch III.

遼颠

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote in
message news:37EEDD...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu...

I am going to stop crossposting once and for all. This time I *mean* it!!!

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Sep 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/26/99
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In article <37eec02e....@news.alt.net>,
emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp says...

>
>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
>>Mister X wrote:
>>>
>>> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
>>> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
>>> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
>>> >> Belinda wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul
>>> >Xemblinosky
>>> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >> Menjy lied:
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >> > >> >
>>> >> > >> > [...]
>>> >> > >> >
>>> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >> > >> >
>>> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> >> > >
>>> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> >>
>>> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >
>>> >I am here to help.
>>>
>>> I love to talk about politics.
>>
>>I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
>
>I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
>
I used to be the reincarnation of George Washinton.

John F. Stepp

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MoE

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And if THAT weren't enough, The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience sez in
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

>I have nothing but deep admiration for Stanley J. Kalisch III.

I scored four touchdowns in the city championship game.

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On 26 Sep 1999 13:48:47 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:

>: On 25 Sep 1999 14:16:16 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."


>: <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:
>:>In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>:>: I'm still carded at the liquor store.
>:>
>:> Those cheap decks make great cudgels.
>
>: Only your phrenologist knows for sure.
>

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Peon Control

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Sep 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/27/99
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In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose icecycle@x <alt....@alt.test> wrote:
> In article <37eec02e....@news.alt.net>,
> emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp says...
>>
>>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
>>>Mister X wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
>>>> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
>>>> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
>>>> >> Belinda wrote:
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul
>>>> >Xemblinosky
>>>> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>> >> > >>
>>>> >> > >> Menjy lied:
>>>> >> > >>
>>>> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>> >> > >> >
>>>> >> > >> > [...]
>>>> >> > >> >
>>>> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>>> >> > >> >
>>>> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>>> >> > >>
>>>> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>>> >> > >
>>>> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>>> >
>>>> >I am here to help.
>>>>
>>>> I love to talk about politics.
>>>
>>>I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
>>
>>I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
>>
> I used to be the reincarnation of George Washinton.

I play naked twister on thursdays.

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Avoid normal situations.

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Sep 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/27/99
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In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
: On 26 Sep 1999 13:48:47 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
: <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

[..]

: Careful Stainless, you'll bust a lung.
####

BLAM!

Nostrildamus

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Sep 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/27/99
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On 27 Sep 1999 04:59:22 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>: On 26 Sep 1999 13:48:47 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>: <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>: Careful Stainless, you'll bust a lung.
> ####
>
> BLAM!

By idiom is meant the use of words which is peculiar to a peculiar
language. --Nostrildamus (1992)

Mister X

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On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 18:13:00 -0400, "robby rat"
<robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:

>
>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience wrote in message
><37EE76...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>...


>>BT Internet Abuse wrote:
>>>
>>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
>>> > news:37EE1609...@op.net...
>>> > > Belinda wrote:
>>> > > >
>>> > > > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul
>>> > Xemblinosky
>>> > > > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>>> > > >
>>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> > > > >>
>>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>> > > > >>
>>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> > > > >> >
>>> > > > >> > [...]
>>> > > > >> >
>>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> > > > >> >
>>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> > > > >>
>>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> > >
>>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >
>>> > I am here to help.
>>>

>>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>
>>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>
>my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III

I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.

Becca (42DD)

Rebecca Ore

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I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.

Menjy

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Rebecca Ore lied:
>Mister X lied:
>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:

>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:

>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> >>> > > > >> >
>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>> >>> > > > >> >
>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> >>> > > > >> >
>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>> >>> > > > >>
>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>> >>> > > > >
>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>> >>> > > >
>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>> >>> >
>> >>> > I am here to help.
>> >>>
>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>> >>
>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>> >
>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>
>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>
>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.

The alt.flame awards are not rigged.

The Bishop

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Just when I finished cleaning up the monitor, along comes 遼颠 with this
damned coffee-spew trigger:

I think Bill Palmer is a damn fine flamer.

--
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As I do not post, or distribute kiddy porn, downloading of kiddy porn is not
yet a criminal act. Until that happens, you have no case.
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news.com>


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The Bishop

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Just when I finished cleaning up the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
damned coffee-spew trigger:

>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>Mister X lied:
>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:


>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:

>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
<rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:


>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> >>> > > > >>
>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> >>> > > > >
>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> >>> > > >
>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> >>> > >
>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >>> >
>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>> >>>

>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>> >>
>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>> >
>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>>
>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>>
>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
>
>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>

Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!

Avoid normal situations.

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In alt.flame The 2-Belo <emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp> wrote:

[..]

: I struck out the side on nine pitches once.

Fuck sports.

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge and
guilt." -- Elvis Costello

Flaagg

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The Bishop lied...

Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.

--
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http://www.flonk.org/mhm9x2

http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg

Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN)

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Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of jr...@doj.gov
brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
<MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the following
proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...

-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
-[]- > The Bishop lied...
-[]- >
-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:
-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
-[]- > >>>> >>> >
-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
-[]- > >>>> >>>
-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
-[]- > >>>> >>
-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
-[]- > >>>> >
-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
-[]- > >>>>
-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
-[]- > >>>>
-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
-[]- > >>
-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
-[]- > >>
-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
-[]- >
-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
-[]-
-[]- And tons of meaningful content.

Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.

--
KotAGoR XXVI since 1999
Per's Sleaze List (The Official) Unit#23
http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

MoE

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And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

Usenet gets the red out.

Roger Williams

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In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:

> And if THAT weren't enough, The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience sez in
> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

>>The 2-Belo wrote:


>>>
>>> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
>>> >Mister X wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
>>> >> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
>>> >> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
>>> >> >> Belinda wrote:
>>> >> >> >

>>> >> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The
>>> >> >> > Raoul
>>> >> >Xemblinosky


>>> >> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> >> >> > >>
>>> >> >> > >> Menjy lied:
>>> >> >> > >>

>>> >> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >> >> > >> >

>>> >> >> > >> > [...]


>>> >> >> > >> >
>>> >> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >> >> > >> >

>>> >> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> >> >> > >>

>>> >> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> >> >> > >

>>> >> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> >> >> >

>>> >> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> >> >>

>>> >> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >> >

>>> >> >I am here to help.
>>> >>

>>> >> I love to talk about politics.
>>> >
>>> >I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
>>>

>>> I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
>>

>>I have nothing but deep admiration for Stanley J. Kalisch III.

> I scored four touchdowns in the city championship game.

I admire Marty Hannigan's slim figure.

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On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 09:11:31 -0700, Flaagg <mhm...@flonk.org> wrote:

>The Bishop lied...


>
>>Just when I finished cleaning up

>>the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this

>>damned coffee-spew trigger:
>>>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>>>Mister X lied:

>>>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:


>>>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

>>>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:

>>>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:


>>>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>>>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>>>> >>> > > > >>
>>>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>>>> >>> > > > >
>>>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>>>> >>> > > >
>>>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>>>> >>> > >
>>>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>>>> >>> >
>>>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>>>> >>>

>>>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>>>> >>

>>>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>>>> >

>>>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>>>>

>>>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>>>>

>>>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
>>>

>>>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>>

>>Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>

>Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>

Flonkers are productive people.

Tam Mercury

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In message <8E4E79BE8fl...@news.cc.purdue.edu>, MoE
<cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:

>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> >
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>>
>>-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>-[]- > >>>> >>
>>-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>-[]- > >>>> >
>>-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>-[]- > >>>>
>>-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>-[]- > >>>>
>>-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling
>>spam.


>>-[]- > >>
>>-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>-[]- > >>
>>-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>>-[]- >
>>-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>>-[]-
>>-[]- And tons of meaningful content.
>>
>>Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.
>
>Usenet gets the red out.

Penis size doesn't matter.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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THE JIM KAMMATU MUSIC SITE IS NOW ONLINE!!
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Fourscore and seven years ago Tam Mercury of spa...@no.spam.plz brought forth
upon this continent the drivel known as <7sob91$egt$1...@nntpd.databasix.com> in
which he scribbled the following lie lie lie:

Trust Massengill to help you feel completely clean and fresh.

Axel

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ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:

>Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.

Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.


-m-e-o-w-
David Rosenfield - Bungmunch University Professor of Meowology, Theology
mhm 23x3 Associate Professor of History, Computer Science
GS #11 Creator of alt.food.mentos
Bellower # -4
http://flonk.org/mhm23x3/

Anthony Jenkins

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Johnny Profaci wrote:
>
> On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the
> wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
> Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.

[Sabu424 is] a more repsected usenet poster than you, so there.

--

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mhm 11x10
thea...@mindless.com
http://www.goony.com

Keeper of the Book of Flonk


POP3

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Roger Williams wrote:
>
> In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:
>
> > And if THAT weren't enough, The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience sez in
> > alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
>
> >>The 2-Belo wrote:
> >>>
> >>> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience filmed this footage:
> >>> >Mister X wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
> >>> >> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> wrote in message
> >>> >> >news:37EE1609...@op.net...
> >>> >> >> Belinda wrote:
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The
> >>> >> >> > Raoul
> >>> >> >Xemblinosky

> >>> >> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
> >>> >> >> > >>
> >>> >> >> > >> Menjy lied:
> >>> >> >> > >>
> >>> >> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >> >> > >> >
> >>> >> >> > >> > [...]

> >>> >> >> > >> >
> >>> >> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >>> >> >> > >> >
> >>> >> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
> >>> >> >> > >>
> >>> >> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
> >>> >> >> > >
> >>> >> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >I am here to help.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> I love to talk about politics.
> >>> >
> >>> >I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans together.
> >>>
> >>> I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
> >>
> >>I have nothing but deep admiration for Stanley J. Kalisch III.
>
> > I scored four touchdowns in the city championship game.
>
> I admire Marty Hannigan's slim figure.
>
My favorite ng is alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown!

Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods

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In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
> On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>
> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> >
> >>Wotan lied:
> >>>
> >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:

> >>>
> >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >
> >>> >[...]
> >>> >
> >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >>> >
> >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> >>>
> >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
> >>
> >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> >
> >I have never crossposted.
>
> I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>
I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.


Archie Leach
--
Live, from Lansing,
Michigan


Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin

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In article <8E4E5C203b...@10.21.125.121>,
theb...@SoftGreenEggsHomeAndSpam.net (The Bishop) wrote:
> Just when I finished cleaning up the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this

> damned coffee-spew trigger:
>
> >Rebecca Ore lied:
> >>Mister X lied:
> >>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
> >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
> >>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
> >>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
> >>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
> >>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
> <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:

> >>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
> >>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
> >>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> >>> > > > >> >
> >>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
> >>> >>> > > > >> >
> >>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >>> >>> > > > >> >
> >>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
> >>> >>> > > > >>
> >>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
> >>> >>> > > > >
> >>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
> >>> >>> > > >
> >>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
> >>> >>> > >
> >>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
> >>> >>> >
> >>> >>> > I am here to help.
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
> >>> >>
> >>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
> >>> >
> >>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
> >>>
> >>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
> >>>
> >>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
> >
> >The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
> >
> Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>
Matt Bruce is a practicing heterosexual.

The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin

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In article <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>,
Flaagg <mhm...@flonk.org> lied:
> The Bishop lied...
> Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>

Have you all met my lovely wife, Vanessa Lindores-Knapp, a famous Canadian
were-actress?

The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin

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In article <37ef4374...@news.alt.net>,

Did you hear? James Nguyen got laid last night.

Johnny Profaci

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On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the
wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:

>ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:
>

>>MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:
>>
>>> And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
>>> Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
>>> Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
>>> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
>>>
>>> >Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of
>>> >jr...@doj.gov
>>> >brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
>>> ><MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the
>>> >following
>>> >proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...
>>> >
>>> >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
>>> >-[]- > The Bishop lied...
>>> >-[]- >

>>> >-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
>>> >-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this

>>> >-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:
>>> >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>>> >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >

>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>>
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >
>>> >-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>> >-[]- > >>>>
>>> >-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>> >-[]- > >>>>
>>> >-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling
>>> >spam.


>>> >-[]- > >>
>>> >-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>> >-[]- > >>
>>> >-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>>> >-[]- >
>>> >-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>>> >-[]-
>>> >-[]- And tons of meaningful content.
>>> >
>>> >Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.
>>>
>>> Usenet gets the red out.
>>
>>Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.
>
>Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.

Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.

:)

JP

The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin wrote:
>
> In article <8E4E5C203b...@10.21.125.121>,
> theb...@SoftGreenEggsHomeAndSpam.net (The Bishop) wrote:
> > Just when I finished cleaning up the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
> > damned coffee-spew trigger:

> >
> > >Rebecca Ore lied:
> > >>Mister X lied:
> > >>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> > >>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
> > >>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
> > >>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
> > >>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
> > <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> > >>> >>> > > > >> >
> > >>> >>> > > > >> > [...]

> > >>> >>> > > > >> >
> > >>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> > >>> >>> > > > >> >
> > >>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
> > >>> >>> > > > >>
> > >>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
> > >>> >>> > > > >
> > >>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
> > >>> >>> > > >
> > >>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
> > >>> >>> > >
> > >>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
> > >>> >>> >
> > >>> >>> > I am here to help.
> > >>> >>>
> > >>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
> > >>> >>
> > >>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
> > >>> >
> > >>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
> > >>>
> > >>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
> > >>>
> > >>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
> > >
> > >The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
> > >
> > Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
> >
> Matt Bruce is a practicing heterosexual.

I used to smoke five packs of cigarettes a day.


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KotAGoR 33 | FIND THE ICE. A slug. I'm TV. I hate." -KH, 1985
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The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin lied:
> me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") lied:
> Did you hear? James Nguyen got laid last night.

alt.religion.asatru turned me into Newt Gingrich.

The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
>
> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
> >
> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> > >
> > >>Wotan lied:
> > >>>
> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
> > >>>
> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> > >>> >
> > >>> >[...]
> > >>> >
> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> > >>> >
> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> > >>>
> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
> > >>
> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> > >
> > >I have never crossposted.
> >
> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
> >
> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.

Howard Stern is the King of All Media.

Somebody

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Do not try and bend the Anthony Jenkins. That's impossible. Only try
to realize the truth.
What truth?
There is no Anthony Jenkins.

»Johnny Profaci wrote:
»>
»> On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the


»> wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
»>
»> >ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:
»> >
»> >>MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:
»> >>
»> >>> And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
»> >>> Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
»> >>> Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
»> >>> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
»> >>>
»> >>> >Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of
»> >>> >jr...@doj.gov
»> >>> >brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
»> >>> ><MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the
»> >>> >following
»> >>> >proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...
»> >>> >
»> >>> >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
»> >>> >-[]- > The Bishop lied...
»> >>> >-[]- >

»> >>> >-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
»> >>> >-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
»> >>> >-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:


»> >>> >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:

»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:


»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
»> >>> >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:

»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >


»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >

»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling
»> >>> >spam.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>
»> >>> >-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
»> >>> >-[]- > >>
»> >>> >-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
»> >>> >-[]- >


»> >>> >-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
»> >>> >-[]-
»> >>> >-[]- And tons of meaningful content.
»> >>> >
»> >>> >Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.
»> >>>
»> >>> Usenet gets the red out.
»> >>
»> >>Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.
»> >
»> >Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.
»>
»> Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.

»
»[Sabu424 is] a more repsected usenet poster than you, so there.

I have never contributed to a cascade.

--
Somebody mhm 17x2x23x13 http://toast.micronetix.net

"Life's not fair," I reply. "But the root password helps."
_The PFY battles it out with the BOFH_ by Simon Travaglia

Sean Duffy

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Usenet tastes like a waffle.


Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN)

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Fourscore and seven years ago BT Internet Abuse of ab...@beefuckingtee.con
brought forth upon this esteemed forum the drivel known as
<7som0u$am2$4...@nntpd.databasix.com> in which somehow, amassing the required brain
cells, amazingly managing to apply them in a directed manner, and then
incredibly spewing forth the results, he proved once and for all that all men

Gentle elastic leg gathers help prevent leakage.

paramucho

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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 09:14:10 GMT,
sean....@NOSPAMbbs.NOSPAMgoldengate.NOSPAMnet (Sean Duffy) wrote:

>On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 23:49:06 -0400, Anthony Jenkins
><thea...@mindless.com> wrote:
>
>>Johnny Profaci wrote:
>>>
>>> On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the
>>> wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
>>>
>>> >ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:
>>> >

>>> >Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.
>>>
>>> Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.
>>
>>[Sabu424 is] a more repsected usenet poster than you, so there.
>
>Usenet tastes like a waffle.

Outrageous fortune.

Oh Fortuna.


|--paramucho------[para...@hammo.com]---[www.beathoven.com]------|
|----[alt.ato]---[alt.non.sequitur]---[rec.music.beatles]----------|

The Bishop

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The The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience, the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience,
the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience is on fire, we don't need no
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose let the mother f%@&er burn!

>Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
>>
>> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
>> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
>> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
>> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>> >
>> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
>> > >
>> > >>Wotan lied:
>> > >>>
>> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
>> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
>> > >>>

>> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> > >>> >

>> > >>> >[...]


>> > >>> >
>> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> > >>> >

>> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>> > >>>

>> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup
kitchens.
>> > >>
>> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
>> > >
>> > >I have never crossposted.
>> >
>> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>> >
>> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.
>
>Howard Stern is the King of All Media.
>

No, Biil Palmer is the King of All Media.

Roger Williams

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In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods <stuco...@webtv.net> wrote:

> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
>> On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
>> Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>>
>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
>> >
>> >>Wotan lied:
>> >>>
>> >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
>> >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
>> >>>
>> >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> >>> >
>> >>> >[...]
>> >>> >
>> >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> >>> >
>> >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>> >>>
>> >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
>> >>
>> >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
>> >
>> >I have never crossposted.
>>
>> I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>>
> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.

I think I could fuck Szuessie with the lights on, without puking.

Roger Williams

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In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:

> The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin lied:
>> me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") lied:
>> > Rebecca Ore lied:
>> > >Mister X lied:
>> > >> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:

>> > >> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

>> > >> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>> > >> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>> > >> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>> > >> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>> > >> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>> > >> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>> > >> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:

>> > >> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> > >> >>> > > > >> >
>> > >> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>> > >> >>> > > > >> >
>> > >> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> > >> >>> > > > >> >
>> > >> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>> > >> >>> > > > >>

>> > >> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>> > >> >>> > > > >

>> > >> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>> > >> >>> > > >

>> > >> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>> > >> >>> > >

>> > >> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>> > >> >>> >

>> > >> >>> > I am here to help.
>> > >> >>>

>> > >> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>> > >> >>

>> > >> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>> > >> >

>> > >> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>> > >>

>> > >> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>> > >>

>> > >I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
>> >

>> > The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>

>> Did you hear? James Nguyen got laid last night.

> alt.religion.asatru turned me into Newt Gingrich.

I fear the wrath of Odin and the gjods of ljutefisk.

Menjy

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Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome Fender Dents and Factory
Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-Conditioned Factory (the UPA
formerly known as regnaD kciN) wrote:

Fucking hell, I HATE long attribs. Let's do that again...

Sponge-Coated Edible [SPLAT] wrote:

Listen, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome Fender Dents and Factory
Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-Conditioned Factory (the UPA
formerly known as regnaD kciN), I have to tell you something :

You aren't the only offender. "Pulled out the sacred scroll", "Just when I
finished cleaning up the monitor", "this is my really K-rad kewl (can't be
arsed doing the eleet hacker d00d characters - deal with it) submitted for the
investigation" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS - I've had to change 'em all at one
time in another in this one cascade.

Know why?

It's the "Raoul Xemblinosky starts the outrageous lie cascade".

And if you had a fucking clue, or even bothered to read the attribs, you'd see
that up until a certain point (that point being where some clueless twat
wanders in and spurts a thirteen-line K-Rad attrib thingy which was boring the
SECOND time I fucking saw it), EVERY FUCKING ATTRIB starts with "so-and-so
LIED"

Look, I said you weren't the ONLY offender - here's another clueless twat:

>Fourscore and seven years ago BT Internet Abuse of ab...@beefuckingtee.con
>brought forth upon this esteemed forum the drivel known as
><7som0u$am2$4...@nntpd.databasix.com> in which somehow, amassing the required brain
>cells, amazingly managing to apply them in a directed manner, and then

>incredibly spewing forth the results, he proved once and for all that all men
>are created fuckheads...

SIX lines af attribs. How many times have you seen it? Is it STILL funny?

Is It Fuck.

Next...

>>>> > MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:

Missed the "lied" part. Still...

Next...

>>>> > > And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
>>>> > > Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
>>>> > > Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
>>>> > > alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

Yawn.


>>>> > > >Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of
>>>> > > >jr...@doj.gov
>>>> > > >brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
>>>> > > ><MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the
>>>> > > >following
>>>> > > >proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...

YAWN.



>>>> > > >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:

Now. This is the cascade where the clue-sensitive lot were still at it...

>>>> > > >-[]- > The Bishop lied...
>>>> > > >-[]- >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
>>>> > > >-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
>>>> > > >-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:

Well, almost. This one I remember having to clean up.

Now, observe. Does it say "wrote"? Does it say "scribbled the following
proposition"? Nah.

>>>> > > >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>>>> > > >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:

>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

Got that? Good.

>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >

>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > I am here to help.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.


>>>> > > >-[]- > >>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>>>> > > >-[]- > >>
>>>> > > >-[]- > >Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>>>> > > >-[]- >
>>>> > > >-[]- > Usenet is a nice place, with friendly people.
>>>> > > >-[]-
>>>> > > >-[]- And tons of meaningful content.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >Using Usenet results in whiter whites and brighter brights.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Usenet gets the red out.
>>>> >
>>>> > Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.
>

>Gentle elastic leg gathers help prevent leakage.

Bah. Call yourself a UPArtist? You're a fucking disgrace.

That goes for the LOT of you I mentioned. And just wait till I get started on
the clue-deprived shower who try to cascade with Microsoft Exploder (or
whatever the fuck it is that Jeff Boyd calls the damn thing).

Fuckheads.

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http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 19th August 99)

"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

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Fourscore and seven years ago Menjy of me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com brought
forth upon this esteemed forum the drivel known as
<37f4eee3....@news.alt.net> in which somehow, amassing the required brain

I agree with this post.

Fuckhead.


>>> >
>>> > --
>>> > L O N G L I V E T H E K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
>>> >
>>> > @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@
>>> > @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@
>>> > @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@!
>>> > !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@ @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@
>>> > @!@@!@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@!@!@ @!@!@!@! @!@!@!@! @!@
>>> > !!@!!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!
>>> > !!: !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!!
>>> > :!: :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!:
>>> > :: ::::: :: ::::: :: :: :::: :: ::: :: ::: ::
>>> > : : : : : : : :: : :: : : : : : : :::
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
>>> >
>>> > TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N°55
>>> > http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 19th August 99)
>>> >
>>> > "HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
>>> > -Aaron M. Henne
>>> >
>>> > "At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
>>> > -Raoul Xemblinosky
>>> >

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In article <37f4eee3....@news.alt.net>, Menjy
<me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> says...

[...]

>>>>> > > >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
>
>Now. This is the cascade where the clue-sensitive lot were still at it...

See there? -I'm- the last of the clue-sensitive lot. NeenerNeener, you
jealous gits.

[...]

>Fuckheads.
Fuckheads.

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Rod Dodenfeld

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Menjy wrote:

Wow. You should get pay to write jokes for comediens. Your really funny.
I know denny McGrew. He is a angry comedien and i could show him your
jokes.

Blitz the Cat

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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 16:39:28 GMT, the torture became too much and
me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") (if that is his *real* name)
popped a vein going on and on about long and innapropriate attrib
lines in the following rant:

HA HA missed me, now you gotta kiss me...

On second thought...Nah.


B|͆z †h€ C@†

New Improved Sig.
Now with more gibberish

Note: If you find this sig. too large a patch is available
to solve this problem. If you are still
using version 1.0 instead of version 1.0a,
obtain an updated version of the program. To
determine which version you are running, switch to
the Bun directory, and then run BLITZ.EXE. If you
are running version 1.0a, the text "Version 1.0F"
appears.
To obtain the patch, contact Blitz-Ware Product
Support Services at the number listed in your
documentation. You can also download
the file BLITZFIX.EXE from the Blitz-Ware Software
Library at flonk.org.

Or, you _could_ simply ignore it.

Or, put those post-it(TM) notes all over that part
of your monitor

HTH, HAND

And now, on with the sig...

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Boy Toy of something or other

Quote: Flaag's were thingy;

>FORT WORTH, Texas, Sept. 16 - A man waring a plastic ScoobyDoo
>Halloween mask and screaming "I'M PEE-SHIFTED YA WORTHLESS FUCKIN
>HUMANS!!!YOU ALL FEAR MY WERENESS!!!!AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" walked
>into a mall Wednesday night, pulled a gun and opened fire, fatally
>shooting seventy before he shot and killed himself in the cat section
>of a pet store.

Axel

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me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") busted the following flow:

-m-e-o-w-

Axel

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theb...@SoftGreenEggsHomeAndSpam.net (The Bishop) told the following
untruth:

>The The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience, the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience,
>the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience is on fire, we don't need no
>alt.fan.karl-malden.nose let the mother f%@&er burn!
>

>>Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
>>>
>>> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
>>> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
>>> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
>>> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
>>> >
>>> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
>>> > >
>>> > >>Wotan lied:
>>> > >>>
>>> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
>>> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
>>> > >>>

>>> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> > >>> >

>>> > >>> >[...]


>>> > >>> >
>>> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>> > >>> >

>>> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>>> > >>>

>>> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup
>kitchens.
>>> > >>
>>> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
>>> > >
>>> > >I have never crossposted.
>>> >
>>> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>>> >
>>> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.
>>

>>Howard Stern is the King of All Media.
>>
>No, Biil Palmer is the King of All Media.

No, Zoogz Rift is the King of All Meowdia.

Axel

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote a
fallacious attribution line:

>The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin wrote a fallacious attribution line:
>>
>> In article <8E4E5C203b...@10.21.125.121>,
>> theb...@SoftGreenEggsHomeAndSpam.net (The Bishop) wrote a fallacious attribution line:
>> > Just when I finished cleaning up the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
>> > damned fallacious attribution line:


>> >
>> > >Rebecca Ore lied:
>> > >>Mister X lied:
>> > >>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:

>> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

>> > >>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>> > >>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>> > >>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>> > >>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>> > >>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>> > <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>> > >>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>> > >>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:

>> > >>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> > >>> >>> > > > >> >
>> > >>> >>> > > > >> > [...]
>> > >>> >>> > > > >> >
>> > >>> >>> > > > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> > >>> >>> > > > >> >
>> > >>> >>> > > > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>> > >>> >>> > > > >>

>> > >>> >>> > > > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>> > >>> >>> > > > >

>> > >>> >>> > > > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>> > >>> >>> > > >

>> > >>> >>> > > > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>> > >>> >>> > >

>> > >>> >>> > > I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>> > >>> >>> >

>> > >>> >>> > I am here to help.
>> > >>> >>>

>> > >>> >>> We all wish we could be in HFW.
>> > >>> >>

>> > >>> >>Edmond Wollman tells it like it IS.
>> > >>> >

>> > >>> >my real naem is j. Raoul Xemblinosky III
>> > >>>

>> > >>> I actually really enjoy having sex with my computer.
>> > >>>

>> > >>I have never gotten erotically aroused while cancelling spam.
>> > >

>> > >The alt.flame awards are not rigged.
>> > >

>> > Jack Maxfield still gots that GRATE PHLAMING TALENT, D00D!
>> >

>> Matt Bruce is a practicing heterosexual.
>
>I used to smoke five packs of cigarettes a day.

I enjoy the taste of lutefjisk.

Axel

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Roger Williams <rog...@shell1.tiac.net> told the following untruth:

>In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>
>> The Quivering Butt-cheeks of Odin lied:
>>> me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com ("Menjy") lied:

>>> Did you hear? James Nguyen got laid last night.
>
>> alt.religion.asatru turned me into Newt Gingrich.
>
>I fear the wrath of Odin and the gjods of ljutefisk.

i Ph33r tha HFW, ph0r thay hace flammeing grateness.

Nostrildamus

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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 11:15:26 -0700, Flaagg <mhm...@flonk.org> wrote:

>In article <37f4eee3....@news.alt.net>, Menjy
><me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> says...
>
>[...]
>

>>>>>> > > >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
>>
>>Now. This is the cascade where the clue-sensitive lot were still at it...
>

>See there? -I'm- the last of the clue-sensitive lot. NeenerNeener, you
>jealous gits.

Clue-sensitivity cuts down on bandwidth.

>>Fuckheads.
>Fuckheads.
Fuckheads.

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The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Axel wrote:
>
> theb...@SoftGreenEggsHomeAndSpam.net (The Bishop) told the following
> untruth:
>
> >The The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience, the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience,
> >the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience is on fire, we don't need no
> >alt.fan.karl-malden.nose let the mother f%@&er burn!
> >
> >>Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
> >>>
> >>> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> >>> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
> >>> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> >>> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> >>> > >
> >>> > >>Wotan lied:
> >>> > >>>
> >>> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> >>> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
> >>> > >>>
> >>> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >>> > >>> >
> >>> > >>> >[...]
> >>> > >>> >
> >>> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >>> > >>> >
> >>> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> >>> > >>>
> >>> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup
> >kitchens.
> >>> > >>
> >>> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >I have never crossposted.
> >>> >
> >>> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
> >>> >
> >>> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.
> >>
> >>Howard Stern is the King of All Media.
> >>
> >No, Biil Palmer is the King of All Media.
>
> No, Zoogz Rift is the King of All Meowdia.

My ass frees farts for kicks.

the_mighty_balloo

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Nostri...@bungmunch.edu (Nostrildamus) escribió en artículo:
¸ Avoid normal situations <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:
¸ > Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
¸ >: Avoid normal situations <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

¸ > [..]
¸ >
¸ >: Careful Stainless, you'll bust a lung.
¸ > ####
¸ >
¸ > BLAM!
¸
¸ By idiom is meant the use of words which is peculiar to a peculiar
¸ language. --Nostrildamus (1992)

Good thing this is back to a regular flame thread.

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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 21:01:23 GMT, rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel)
wrote:

My pekini winks in the darkness.

http://zoogzrift.8m.com/

The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience

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Zoogz Rift LIED:

>
> On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 21:01:23 GMT, rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel)
> LIED:

I am looser than clams.

Hugh Downs Syndrome

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I killed seven with one blow.

>
>
> - J. Raoul Xemblinosky III ------------------- -- . --- .-- ---------
> mhm 15x12 | "I have a gun in my head. I'm invisible. I CAN'T
> KotAGoR 33 | FIND THE ICE. A slug. I'm TV. I hate." -KH, 1985
> BELLOWER 13 | VOTE ------> http://www.freevote.com/booth/raoul
> - http://extra.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq/ --------- a.f.k-m.n -----------

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nightmare

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Belinda wrote:
>
> In article <37F069...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul Xemblinosky

> Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>
> >Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> >> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
> >> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> >> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> >> > >
> >> > >>Wotan lied:
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> >> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >> > >>> >
> >> > >>> >[...]
> >> > >>> >
> >> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >> > >>> >
> >> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> >> > >
> >> > >I have never crossposted.
> >> >
> >> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
> >> >
> >> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.
> >
> >Howard Stern is the King of All Media.
>
> Rush Limbaugh is a Nice Guy.

Don Imus is a genius.
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she keeps me safe and warm with threats
and misconceptions"-Drivin N Cryin

Hugh Downs Syndrome

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Bob Barnett wrote:

> Belinda wrote:
>
> > In article <37F069...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul Xemblinosky
> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
> >
> > >Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
> > >>
> > >> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> > >> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
> > >> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> > >> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> > >> > >
> > >> > >>Wotan lied:
> > >> > >>>
> > >> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> > >> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
> > >> > >>>
> > >> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> > >> > >>> >
> > >> > >>> >[...]
> > >> > >>> >
> > >> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> > >> > >>> >
> > >> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> > >> > >>>
> > >> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> > >> > >
> > >> > >I have never crossposted.
> > >> >
> > >> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
> > >> >
> > >> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.
> > >
> > >Howard Stern is the King of All Media.
> >
> > Rush Limbaugh is a Nice Guy.

I want to lick Dr. Laura Schlessinger's twat.

>
>
> Listen Cunts-stop XPosting to the Stern Group.

The 2-Belo

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>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <emperor...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>: I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
>
> Fuck sports.

Okay. I choose female short-track speed skaters.

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The 2-Belo

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>Fourscore and seven years ago Tam Mercury of spa...@no.spam.plz brought forth
>upon this continent the drivel known as <7sob91$egt$1...@nntpd.databasix.com> in
>which he scribbled the following lie lie lie:
>
>>>> > In message <8E4E79BE8fl...@news.cc.purdue.edu>, MoE


>>>> > <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> > >And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
>>>> > >Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
>>>> > >Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
>>>> > >alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
>>>> > >

>>>> > >>Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of
>>>> > >>jr...@doj.gov
>>>> > >>brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
>>>> > >><MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the
>>>> > >>following
>>>> > >>proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...
>>>> > >>

>>>> > >>-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:

>>>> > >>-[]- > The Bishop lied...
>>>> > >>-[]- >
>>>> > >>-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
>>>> > >>-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
>>>> > >>-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:

>>>> > >>-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>>>> > >>-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:

>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>> > >>-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >

>>>> > Penis size doesn't matter.
>
>Trust Massengill to help you feel completely clean and fresh.

I may have already won $1,000,000.

The 2-Belo

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"Menjy" LIED:

[Let's just skip down to the clue-sensitive area]

I have a full head of long, flowing hair.


>Bah. Call yourself a UPArtist? You're a fucking disgrace.
>
>That goes for the LOT of you I mentioned. And just wait till I get started on
>the clue-deprived shower who try to cascade with Microsoft Exploder (or
>whatever the fuck it is that Jeff Boyd calls the damn thing).

That's called Microfuckt "LOOKOUT!" *EXPLODE*, thank you.

>Fuckheads.
Fuckheads.

the_mighty_balloo

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Hugh Downs Syndrome escribió el frauduloso:
¸ The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience falsely stated:
¸> Zoogz Rift LIED:
¸>> rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) LIED:
¸>>> The Bishop told the following untruth:
¸>>>> The The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience inaccurately stated!
¸>>>>> Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods fibbed:
¸>>>>>> BlitztheS...@att.net bore false witness:
¸>>>>>>> Qui-Gon Zrbj (if that is your *real* name) fabricated:
¸>>>>>>>> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
¸>>>>>>>>> Wotan lied:
¸>>>>>>>>>> Menjy posted, then thought about:
¸>>>>>>>>>>> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:

¸>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
¸>>>>>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>>>>>>>> I was born between 1960 and 1970.
¸>>>>>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>>>>>>> I used to drive a Porsche.
¸>>>>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>>>>>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to


¸>>>>>>>>>> soup kitchens.
¸>>>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>>>>> I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
¸>>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>>>> I have never crossposted.
¸>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>>> I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
¸>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.
¸>>>>>
¸>>>>> Howard Stern is the King of All Media.

¸>>>>
¸>>>> No, Biil Palmer is the King of All Media.
¸>>>
¸>>> No, Zoogz Rift is the King of All Meowdia.


¸>>
¸>> My pekini winks in the darkness.
¸>
¸> I am looser than clams.
¸
¸ I killed seven with one blow.

I am the corkscrew penile implant of usenet.

MoE

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Prevaricator Hugh Downs Syndrome splooged this bullshit:

>The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience LJIED:


>
>> Zoogz Rift LIED:
>> >
>> > On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 21:01:23 GMT, rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel)
>> > LIED:
>> >

>> > >theb...@SoftGreenEggsHomeAndSpam.net (The Bishop) told the
>> > >following
>> > >untruth:
>> > >


>> > >>The The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience, the The Raoul Xemblinosky
>> > >>Experience,
>> > >>the The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience is on fire, we don't need
>> > >>no
>> > >>alt.fan.karl-malden.nose let the mother f%@&er burn!
>> > >>

>> > >>>Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
>> > >>>> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
>> > >>>> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too
>> > >>>> > much and

>> > >>>> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name)


>> > >>>> > wrote:
>> > >>>> >
>> > >>>> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
>> > >>>> > >
>> > >>>> > >>Wotan lied:
>> > >>>> > >>>

>> > >>>> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
>> > >>>> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then


>> > >>>> > >>> thought about:
>> > >>>> > >>>
>> > >>>> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>> > >>>> > >>> >
>> > >>>> > >>> >[...]
>> > >>>> > >>> >
>> > >>>> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>> > >>>> > >>> >
>> > >>>> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
>> > >>>> > >>>
>> > >>>> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to
>> > >>>> > >>> soup kitchens.
>> > >>>> > >>
>> > >>>> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
>> > >>>> > >
>> > >>>> > >I have never crossposted.
>> > >>>> >
>> > >>>> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
>> > >>>> >
>> > >>>> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple
>> > >>>> orgasms.
>> > >>>
>> > >>>Howard Stern is the King of All Media.
>> > >>>
>> > >>No, Biil Palmer is the King of All Media.
>> > >
>> > >No, Zoogz Rift is the King of All Meowdia.
>> > >
>> > My pekini winks in the darkness.
>>
>> I am looser than clams.
>
>I killed seven with one blow.

Romath has shaven armpits.

--
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Forum, Nipplechips." - UPA commandment as handed
down by Balloo
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Bob Barnett

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nightmare wrote:

> Don Imus is a genius.
>

Don Anus is a coked up mummy

Bob Barnett

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Belinda wrote:

> In article <37F069...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The Raoul Xemblinosky
> Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> wrote:
>

> >Dr. James Randi of the Redwoods wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <37ecf47c....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> >> BlitztheS...@att.net wrote:
> >> > On 25 Sep 1999 10:02:02 -0500, the temptation became too much and
> >> > Qui-Gon Zrbj <Zr...@Zrbj.ick> (if that is your *real* name) wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied...
> >> > >
> >> > >>Wotan lied:
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> In article <37ef8824...@news.alt.net>,
> >> > >>> Menjy <me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com> posted, then thought about:
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
> >> > >>> >
> >> > >>> >[...]
> >> > >>> >
> >> > >>> >>I was born between 1960 and 1970.
> >> > >>> >
> >> > >>> >I used to drive a Porsche.
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> I used to butcher hitchhikers and offer the results to soup kitchens.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>I graduated from Harvard University when I was six.
> >> > >
> >> > >I have never crossposted.
> >> >
> >> > I have no name other than Blitz the Cat.
> >> >
> >> I shagged Suzieflame, and caused her to have multiple orgasms.
> >
> >Howard Stern is the King of All Media.
>

> Rush Limbaugh is a Nice Guy.

Listen Cunts-stop XPosting to the Stern Group.

Leo Sgouros

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Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com> wrote in message
news:37F16F10...@home.com...

wrong answer fuckhead

Per

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Bob Barnett broke the cascade.

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Avoid normal situations.

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In alt.flame the_mighty_balloo <b...@lloo.at.remove.penis.dot.com> wrote:
: Nostri...@bungmunch.edu (Nostrildamus) escribió en artículo:
: ¸ Avoid normal situations <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:
: ¸ > Nostrildamus <Nostri...@bungmunch.edu> wrote:
: ¸ >: Avoid normal situations <see...@NOSPAM.netcom.com> wrote:

[..]

: ¸ >: Careful Stainless, you'll bust a lung.
: ¸ > ####
: ¸ >
: ¸ > BLAM!
: ¸
: ¸ By idiom is meant the use of words which is peculiar to a peculiar
: ¸ language. --Nostrildamus (1992)

: Good thing this is back to a regular flame thread.

Sort of.

--
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guilt." -- Elvis Costello

Beekeeper

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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 09:14:10 GMT,
sean....@NOSPAMbbs.NOSPAMgoldengate.NOSPAMnet (Sean Duffy) wrote:

>On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 23:49:06 -0400, Anthony Jenkins
><thea...@mindless.com> wrote:
>
>>Johnny Profaci wrote:
>>>
>>> On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the
>>> wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
>>>
>>> >ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:


>>> >
>>> >>MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>> And if THAT weren't enough, Sponge-Coated Edible Steering Column Chrome
>>> >>> Fender Dents and Factory Air-Conditioned Air from our Fully-Equipped Air-
>>> >>> Conditioned Factory (the UPA formerly known as regnaD kciN sez in
>>> >>> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
>>> >>>
>>> >>> >Fourscore and seven years ago Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad of
>>> >>> >jr...@doj.gov
>>> >>> >brought forth upon this continent the drivel known as
>>> >>> ><MPG.125959602...@news.alt.net> in which he scribbled the
>>> >>> >following
>>> >>> >proposition proving that all men are created fuckheads...
>>> >>> >
>>> >>> >-[]- In <MPG.1259370a8...@news.navicom.net>, Flaagg wrote:
>>> >>> >-[]- > The Bishop lied...
>>> >>> >-[]- >
>>> >>> >-[]- > >Just when I finished cleaning up
>>> >>> >-[]- > >the monitor, along comes "Menjy" with this
>>> >>> >-[]- > >damned coffee-spew trigger:

>>> >>> >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>>> >>> >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:

>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>> >>> >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> >

>>> >Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.
>>>
>>> Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.
>>
>>[Sabu424 is] a more repsected usenet poster than you, so there.
>
>Usenet tastes like a waffle.

Usenet will break the ice at parties.

Beekeeper

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>Outrageous fortune.
>
>Oh Fortuna.

chevy nova

THE MEOOOOW SLAYER (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling)

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On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 10:54:53 -0700, Tam Mercury <spa...@no.spam.plz>
wrote a load :

>In message <8E4E79BE8fl...@news.cc.purdue.edu>, MoE
><cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:

>Penis size doesn't matter.

>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 09:12:35 GMT, Somebody <some...@penis.com> wrote
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>Do not try and bend the Anthony Jenkins. That's impossible. Only try
>to realize the truth.
>What truth?
>There is no Anthony Jenkins.

>»Johnny Profaci wrote:
>»>
>»> On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the
>»> wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
>»>
>»> >ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:

>»> >

>»> >>
>»> >>Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.


>»> >
>»> >Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.
>»>
>»> Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.

>»[Sabu424 is] a more repsected usenet poster than you, so there.

>I have never contributed to a cascade.

>--
>Somebody mhm 17x2x23x13 http://toast.micronetix.net

>"Life's not fair," I reply. "But the root password helps."
>_The PFY battles it out with the BOFH_ by Simon Travaglia

THE MEOOOOW SLAYER (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling)

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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 09:14:10 GMT,
sean....@NOSPAMbbs.NOSPAMgoldengate.NOSPAMnet (Sean Duffy) wrote a
load :

>On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 23:49:06 -0400, Anthony Jenkins
><thea...@mindless.com> wrote:

>Usenet tastes like a waffle.

STOP CROSSPOSTING IN T-NETZ.WRESTLING.WCW YOU FUCKING GAYLORD

SABU424 is proud to be the RSPWNWA internewsgroup champion, and is dedicated

THE MEOOOOW SLAYER (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling)

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On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 11:53:39 GMT, i...@hammo.com (paramucho) wrote a
load :

>Outrageous fortune.

>Oh Fortuna.

>|--paramucho------[para...@hammo.com]---[www.beathoven.com]------|
>|----[alt.ato]---[alt.non.sequitur]---[rec.music.beatles]----------|

THE MEOOOOW SLAYER (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling)

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On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 23:49:06 -0400, Anthony Jenkins
<thea...@mindless.com> wrote a load :

YOU ARE THE RIGHTEST


>Anthony Jenkins
>mhm 11x10
>thea...@mindless.com
>http://www.goony.com

>Keeper of the Book of Flonk

THE MEOOOOW SLAYER (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling)

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On 28 Sep 1999 02:06:26 GMT, johnny...@iname.com (Johnny Profaci)
wrote a load :

>:)

>JP

SABU424 is proud to be the RSPWNWA internewsgroup champion, and is dedicated

THE MEOOOOW SLAYER (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling)

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On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 21:32:50 GMT, rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel)
wrote a load :

STOP CROSSPOSTING IN T-NETZ.WRESTLING.WCW YOU FUCKING GAYLORD


>-m-e-o-w-
>David Rosenfield - Bungmunch University Professor of Meowology, Theology
> mhm 23x3 Associate Professor of History, Computer Science
> GS #11 Creator of alt.food.mentos
> Bellower # -4
>http://flonk.org/mhm23x3/

THE MEOOOOW SLAYER (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling)

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On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 22:05:58 +0100, ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT
Internet Abuse) wrote a load :

>MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> wrote:

>--
>>m>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
>>e>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 31]
>>o>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
>>w>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR]

SABU424 is proud to be the RSPWNWA internewsgroup champion, and is dedicated

Sean Duffy

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On Wed, 29 Sep 1999 03:52:04 GMT, ikeepal...@my-deja.com
(Beekeeper) wrote:

>On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 09:14:10 GMT,
>sean....@NOSPAMbbs.NOSPAMgoldengate.NOSPAMnet (Sean Duffy) wrote:
>

>>On Mon, 27 Sep 1999 23:49:06 -0400, Anthony Jenkins

>><thea...@mindless.com> wrote:


>>
>>>Johnny Profaci wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Mon 27 Sep 1999 02:32:50p,rosen...@bungmunch.edu (Axel) spat upon the
>>>> wires thusly in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
>>>>

>>>> >ab...@beefuckingtee.con (BT Internet Abuse) busted the following flow:
>>>> >

>>>> >Usenet users appreciate and expect large words and perfect grammar.
>>>>

>>>> Usenet is new and improved with 10 percent less fat.
>>>

>>>[Sabu424 is] a more repsected usenet poster than you, so there.
>>

>>Usenet tastes like a waffle.
>

>Usenet will break the ice at parties.

Usenet prefers malt to Milton.


Menjy

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Rev. Tiernan air-kissed alt.fan.karl-malden.nose thusly:

>Pulling forth the Scroll of Wisdom from some unmentionable place on
>Tue, 28 Sep 1999 16:39:28 GMT, me...@HAHAPinKKKy-buttLART.com
>("Menjy") Verily didst raise aloft in both hands the aforementioned
>Sacred Scroll and holding it high so that all the masses gathered in
>the Flonk, the Nose and Alt Dot Fucking Flame before him to marvel
>upon the pearls of wisdom about to fall from his lips (ok, well maybe
>not his lips so much as his fingertips which must surely be gilded and
>bejeweled to render forth such pearls of wisdom unto the assembled
>masses of the Flonk, the Nose and Alt Dot Fucking Flame, but the nice
>thing about Usenet is we can all pretend his lips were involved. To
>be honest, I don't know what his lips were actually doing and I'm not
>sure I *want* to know, but since this is a text-based medium (the
>Jiffy Club notwithstanding), for the sake of poetic license I'll just
>say the pearls of wisdom fell from his lips and let everyone else use
>thier imaginations as they may) might hearken and be present at that
>historical moment when he didst Verily say unto All (using 117 fucking
>some-odd lines, I might add, including the sig) (please excuse all the
>brackets):

[sigh] There's always one, isn't there?

[...]

>*lèche*

Salope. [That's one for Anthony Jenkins, in case he runs out]

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http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 19th August 99)

"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

Johnny Profaci

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On Wed 29 Sep 1999
12:00:45a,sean....@NOSPAMbbs.NOSPAMgoldengate.NOSPAMnet (Sean Duffy) spat

Netizens prefer Usenet because it tastes great.

:)

JP

Johnny Profaci

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On Wed 29 Sep 1999 09:07:42a,Sab...@madasafish.com (THE MEOOOOW SLAYER
(Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling) spat upon the wires thusly in
alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:

That's "Mr. Fucking Gaylord", Mr. Sabu. hehehehehehehe ;)

JP

Tam Mercury

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(The 2-Belo)LIED:
>"Menjy" LIED:

>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>
>>Got that? Good.
>>>Gentle elastic leg gathers help prevent leakage.
>
>I have a full head of long, flowing hair.

Menjy is still a young, vibrant man.

>>Bah. Call yourself a UPArtist? You're a fucking disgrace.
>>
>>That goes for the LOT of you I mentioned. And just wait till I get started on
>>the clue-deprived shower who try to cascade with Microsoft Exploder (or
>>whatever the fuck it is that Jeff Boyd calls the damn thing).
>
>That's called Microfuckt "LOOKOUT!" *EXPLODE*, thank you.
>
>>Fuckheads.
>Fuckheads.

Fuckheads.

JoeDick

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On Wed, 29 Sep 1999 16:04:44 GMT, Sabu424*@madaxsafish.comxxxxxxxxx
(THE MEOOOOW SLAYER (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling))
wrote:

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Per

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Johnny Profaci wrote:
>
> On Wed 29 Sep 1999 09:07:42a,Sab...@madasafish.com (THE MEOOOOW SLAYER
> (Sabu424..The Walter Cronkite of Wrestling) spat upon the wires thusly in
> That's "Mr. Fucking Gaylord", Mr. Sabu. hehehehehehehe ;)

So, you're the Gaylord, eh?

Per

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Someone please cancel this spammers posts. Thanke you.

Per

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JoeDick

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Blitz the Cat

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{Tam Mercury} LIED:
>(The 2-Belo)LIED:
>>"Menjy" LIED:

>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>
>>>Got that? Good.
>>>>>>> > Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.
>>>>
>>>>Gentle elastic leg gathers help prevent leakage.
>>
>>I have a full head of long, flowing hair.
>
>Menjy is still a young, vibrant man.

Menjy should coach football.

>>>Bah. Call yourself a UPArtist? You're a fucking disgrace.
>>>
>>>That goes for the LOT of you I mentioned. And just wait till I get started on
>>>the clue-deprived shower who try to cascade with Microsoft Exploder (or
>>>whatever the fuck it is that Jeff Boyd calls the damn thing).
>>
>>That's called Microfuckt "LOOKOUT!" *EXPLODE*, thank you.
>>
>>>Fuckheads.
>>Fuckheads.
>Fuckheads.

Fuckheads.


Blitz the Cat
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Blitz the Cat

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The Grand Wombat

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After the investigation was complete, <37f2624b....@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
BlitztheS...@att.net (Blitz the Cat) confessed:

> {Tam Mercury} LIED:
>>(The 2-Belo)LIED:
>>>"Menjy" LIED:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>Rebecca Ore lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>Mister X lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> <robb...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>BT Internet Abuse lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > Belinda lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > ><rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> Menjy lied:
>>>>>>>> > > >-[]- > >>>> >>> > > > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>>
>>>>Got that? Good.
>>>>>>>> > Usenet makes you feel fresh and confident, even on your heaviest days.
>>>>>
>>>>>Gentle elastic leg gathers help prevent leakage.
>>>
>>>I have a full head of long, flowing hair.
>>
>>Menjy is still a young, vibrant man.
>
> Menjy should coach football.
>
Vince Lombardi wore dresses.


>>>>Bah. Call yourself a UPArtist? You're a fucking disgrace.
>>>>
>>>>That goes for the LOT of you I mentioned. And just wait till I get started on
>>>>the clue-deprived shower who try to cascade with Microsoft Exploder (or
>>>>whatever the fuck it is that Jeff Boyd calls the damn thing).
>>>
>>>That's called Microfuckt "LOOKOUT!" *EXPLODE*, thank you.
>>>
>>>>Fuckheads.
>>>Fuckheads.
>>Fuckheads.
> Fuckheads.
Fuckheads.

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The Grand Wombat

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After the investigation was complete, <8E4F7BFBCfl...@news.cc.purdue.edu>,
MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net> confessed:
> And if THAT weren't enough, Martin Hannigan lied in alt.fan.karl-
> malden.nose:
>
>>In article <7so5bl$v...@enews1.newsguy.com>,
>>Roger Williams <rog...@shell1.tiac.net> lied:
>>>In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose MoE <cjcmeow_spamski@sucks_serve.net>
>>>lied:
>>>
>>>> And if THAT weren't enough, The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied in
>>>>
>>>> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
>>>
>>>>>The 2-Belo lied:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience faked this footage:
>>>>>> >Mister X lied:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> On Sun, 26 Sep 1999 13:12:06 GMT, "Leo Sgouros"
>>>>>> >> <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> lied:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> >Rebecca Ore <rebec...@op.net> lied
>>>>>> >> >> Belinda lied:
>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> > In article <37ECE7...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu>, The
>>>>>> >> >> > Raoul
>>>>>> >> >Xemblinosky
>>>>>> >> >> > Experience <rao...@fvckhead.bungmunch.edu> lied:
>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> > >Usenet Performance Anxiety lied:
>>>>>> >> >> > >>
>>>>>> >> >> > >> Menjy lied:

>>>>>> >> >> > >>
>>>>>> >> >> > >> > The Raoul Xemblinosky Experience lied:
>>>>>> >> >> > >> >
>>>>>> >> >> > >> > [...]

>>>>>> >> >> > >> >
>>>>>> >> >> > >> > >I was born between 1960 and 1970.
>>>>>> >> >> > >> >
>>>>>> >> >> > >> > I used to drive a Porsche.
>>>>>> >> >> > >>
>>>>>> >> >> > >> I'm a really nice guy.
>>>>>> >> >> > >
>>>>>> >> >> > >I'm just tryin' to help.
>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> > I think the spamfighters from NANAE are cool.
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> I am glad that Bloxy's found SPUTUM.
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> >I am here to help.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> I love to talk about politics.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >I think NIN sounds better than apes banging pots and pans
>>>>>> >together.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I struck out the side on nine pitches once.
>>>>>
>>>>>I have nothing but deep admiration for Stanley J. Kalisch III.
>>>
>>>> I scored four touchdowns in the city championship game.
>>>
>>>I admire Marty Hannigan's slim figure.
>>
>>I spanked Roger Wemyss mommy. And she liked it.
>
> I admire the compiled works of Jeremy Rivkin.
>
I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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