Crush Yiff Destroy: Losers of 2003
Tamar
mean really, this site and group have to be the most pathetic group of net
nerds I've ever seen. If one of them had half the balls to talk about people
in person like they do online I'd be shocked.
So many mouths and not an ounce of true talent among them.
--
Tamar
mouse
Ah!
You must be upset about the 'Miss Furry Camwhore 2003' thread, judging by
the title of your post here
Flipping out once again...
What a surprise!
Friend of yours?
Did you see how a gaggle of SKANKS swarmed that thread?
was one of them you, by the way?
I've noticed you have some sort of penchant for doing that..
Tamar
mouse. No surprise you'd reply of course (a matter of time before the other
regulars do).
But you can't say my statement isn't true, regardless of what you flames
post about. It's still a lame boys club with little else to do with life,
little personal talent, and he only crowning achievement any can boost about
is one is married. Give that guy the metal of honor of the club.
Actually is post was inspired by Time's Person's of the Year and the thought
of furry Losers of the Year popped to mind.
Congrads, you won something for once.
--
Tamar
"mouse" <mo...@blackvault.com> wrote in message
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mouse
> Actually no, I can't read the forums, BUT set cheese expect to catch a
> mouse.
O-ho-ho
how clever
> No surprise you'd reply of course (a matter of time before the
> other regulars do).
Yeah, that is so fucking weird...i mean, i read AFF, and post on here all
the time
Why i would respond to a post is a true mystery
> But you can't say my statement isn't true, regardless of what you
> flames post about. It's still a lame boys club with little else to do
> with life, little personal talent, and he only crowning achievement
> any can boost about is one is married. Give that guy the metal of
> honor of the club.
Yeah, actually i CAN say that your statement isnt true
mainly because you just stated an opinion
and what one guy is married? (WAYD WOLF !?!?)
there might be more, who knows, who cares
>
> Actually is post was inspired by Time's Person's of the Year and the
> thought of furry Losers of the Year popped to mind.
>
> Congrads, you won something for once.
Bullshit. Something hit a nerve and sparked off another tirade from you.
Why cant you just say what it was?
Ostrich!
he's getting something out of it. He doesn't have to hide his identity.
He's talented, he's personable, and people like him. He can go to a con,
enjoy himself all weekend, and leave with more money and more friends than
when he arrived. He's never going to become a millionaire drawing anthro
art, but he's putting his energies into something that makes him happier,
and he's making friends in the process.
Duncan used to have something similar going for him too, way back when
he maintained his NIMH site. He was doing something that people
appreciated, he could go to a con and tell people who he was, and get a
positive reaction. There was a time when Duncan had something to
contribute, and people liked him.
What's he become now? Some sick, confused thing that bites at its own
wounds so they never heal. Someone who drags himself along from update to
update in the vain, twisted hope that somehow he can manage to hurt just
one person, can somehow find that one elusive bit of data needed to knock
at least one well-liked person off his pedestal and finally make them
understand how unhappy he is. Someone who hates furry, and is made
miserable by being around it, but who just can't tear himself away.
So in the end, I have to more or less agree with Tamar. Computolio and the
CYD crew may not be the biggest losers of 2003, but they're certainly prime
contenders.
--
-Ostrich! <")
Tamar
JOB, so I can't spend every waking moment following the intellectual nuggets
of the message board. But as I did a massive download of back files on my
day off (you get those when you work, day's off that is, it isn't a day off
when you're home all the time), and I just ran across all the old postings
and files from that big CYD tread and obvious zillion posts you and your
ambiguous duo team mate M.H. post and just thought, man, these guys have
really dominated the NG this past year. And like I said, after just catching
Time's Person of the Year (Way to go to all of you who serve or have served
in the armed forces), the thought of Losers of the year, the opposite of all
that's good and normal in the world, popped to mind, and WALLA! There you
go.
Course knowing making such a post would of course instantly put the reply
button on rapid fire, so just wanted to see who would reply first. Figured
the big fish would make the first crack back but I got the sidekick first
instead.
BTW, just why do you call yourself mouse (with a lower case M). Should we be
taking more into that than we should?
BBTW, why is it a tirade when someone points out your small short comings,
but not so when its the other way around? Course I know none of you (THANK
GOD!), but guess my generalizations come close to home. (Just what is it you
do outside of sitting in front of a computer for nothing all day?)
(Yeah folks, 3 more days of vacation and I'm bored. So sue me).
--
Tamar
"mouse" <mo...@blackvault.com> wrote in message
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Wanderer
news:bt3a17$110d$1...@velox.critter.net...
> BTW, just why do you call yourself mouse (with a lower case M). Should we
be
> taking more into that than we should?
>
<snip>
I think he's just Shift-less.:>
Yours punnily,
The stereo-typing,
Wanderer
wand...@ticnet.com
"Where am I going? I don't quite know.
What does it matter *where* people go?
Down to the woods where the bluebells grow!
Anywhere! Anywhere! *I* don't know!"
-- a. a. milne
Richard de Wylfin
Ostrich! <ost...@raex.com> wrote:
> Duncan used to have something similar going for him too, way back when
> he maintained his NIMH site. He was doing something that people
> appreciated, he could go to a con and tell people who he was, and get a
> positive reaction. There was a time when Duncan had something to
> contribute, and people liked him.
>
> What's he become now? Some sick, confused thing that bites at its own
> wounds so they never heal. Someone who drags himself along from update to
> update in the vain, twisted hope that somehow he can manage to hurt just
> one person, can somehow find that one elusive bit of data needed to knock
> at least one well-liked person off his pedestal and finally make them
> understand how unhappy he is. Someone who hates furry, and is made
> miserable by being around it, but who just can't tear himself away.
Duncan MacDougall, you mean? Don't know him, but that seems to be the
applicable name in a Google search. (His site on homepage.mac.cam is
gone.)
New alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe products on Cafeshops:
http://www.cafeshops.com/jotandcomma
Richard de Wylfin
wrote:
What's bizarre is that Michael Hirtes is saying that Chester Ringtail
is a character in -Extinctioners-!
http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=209
Mike and Carole
>
> What's bizarre is that Michael Hirtes is saying that Chester Ringtail
> is a character in -Extinctioners-!
>
> http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=209
Well, Chester did walk through one issue of EXTINCTIONERS, along with Kevin
and Kell, and so many other characters.
On that basis, Stan Sakai is a character in SHANDA.
Mike
Duncan da Husky
news:thetalkingfox-F3D...@velox.critter.net:
> Duncan MacDougall, you mean? Don't know him, but that seems to be the
> applicable name in a Google search.
Not that anyone knows who I am, but I want to say that I am most certainly
not affiliated with the site in question.
-Duncan da Husky
--
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tom Brady, aka Duncan da Husky http://duncandahusky.livejournal.com
dun...@wolfhusky.org http://www.technomancer.com/~duncan/
more...@greatweed.com
Flattery will get you nowhere.
mouse
news:bt38ck$vvc$1...@velox.critter.net:
> What's he become now? Some sick, confused thing that bites at its own
> wounds so they never heal. Someone who drags himself along from
> update to update in the vain, twisted hope that somehow he can manage
> to hurt just one person, can somehow find that one elusive bit of data
> needed to knock at least one well-liked person off his pedestal and
> finally make them understand how unhappy he is. Someone who hates
> furry, and is made miserable by being around it, but who just can't
> tear himself away.
>
> So in the end, I have to more or less agree with Tamar. Computolio
> and the CYD crew may not be the biggest losers of 2003, but they're
> certainly prime contenders.
> --
> -Ostrich! <")
Coming from you, of all fucking people, this is a LAUGH RIOT
mouse
> Well as you can tell I haven't posted in awhile. One because I have a
> "Gasp" JOB,
*gasp!* So do I!
funny how you'll try this shit on me (to no avail, unfortunatly for you, im
employed) but not on the thousands of hopelessly unemployable furries out
there
> the thought of Losers of the year, the opposite of all
> that's good and normal in the world, popped to mind, and WALLA! There
> you go.
and... how exactly did you manage to not think of someone like Ostrich! or
a large chunk of furry fandom?
> Course knowing making such a post would of course instantly put the
> reply button on rapid fire, so just wanted to see who would reply
> first.
"oh, uhm, uhh..i just posted it to see who would reply ..and uh ..HAHA! GOT
YOU TO REPLY!"
Do you actually expect me to believe this horseshit?!
Hey! what happened before when you had your religious epiphany or whatever
the fuck that was and issued an apology ?
also, you think i'm Hirtes' 'sidekick'?! How bad is it gonna rock your
world to learn that we are 2 completely seperate individuals?
Ostrich!
>
> Not that anyone knows who I am, but I want to say that I am most certainly
> not affiliated with the site in question.
>
> -Duncan da Husky
Sorry - my apologies on this. I was speaking of Duncan MacDougall, not
Duncan the Husky.
--
-Ostrich! <")
MHirtes
Richard de Wylfin <thetal...@mailandnews.com> wrote:
> In article <bt24se$74m$1...@velox.critter.net>, "Tamar" <how...@erie.net>
> wrote:
>
> > Is there a larger group of flamers on the net than these 7 or so guys? I
> > mean really, this site and group have to be the most pathetic group of net
> > nerds I've ever seen. If one of them had half the balls to talk about people
> > in person like they do online I'd be shocked.
> >
> > So many mouths and not an ounce of true talent among them.
> >
> > --
> > Tamar
> >
> >
> >
>
> What's bizarre is that Michael Hirtes is saying that Chester Ringtail
> is a character in -Extinctioners-!
Reel
tug tug tug
reeeeeeel
tug tug tug
reeeeeeeeeeeel
Whoa! A ten pounder that time. This new reel & rod RAWKS!
(enjoy that bait, fishie?)
MHirtes
wrote:
> Actually no, I can't read the forums, BUT set cheese expect to catch a
> mouse. No surprise you'd reply of course (a matter of time before the other
> regulars do).
>
> But you can't say my statement isn't true, regardless of what you flames
> post about. It's still a lame boys club with little else to do with life,
Okay, whatever. Funny how you still can't get in even into this "lame
boys club with little else to do with life".
MHirtes
> You know what strikes me, though? Tamar hangs around the fandom because
> he's getting something out of it.
Yeah. Money! You don't think he's gonna cater to you goobers for FREE,
do ya?
> He doesn't have to hide his identity.
> He's talented, he's personable, and people like him.
Just so long as he keeps cranking out the poofter art, he's gonna make
his house payments.
> He can go to a con,
> enjoy himself all weekend, and leave with more money and more friends than
> when he arrived.
Uh. Okay. I never knew you could tell a measure of man on whether he
makes more money coming out than when he does going in. I mean, crack
dealers must be SUPER HEROES to you if we're gonna use that same "logic".
> He's never going to become a millionaire drawing anthro
> art, but he's putting his energies into something that makes him happier,
> and he's making friends in the process.
Kissups, more likely.
Remeber how everyone rallied around Exline (so long as he kept their
little furfondle cons going), and the moment he stopped doing it, oh how
the snivelers came out with the long knives and howled for his blood.
>
> Duncan used to have something similar going for him too, way back when
> he maintained his NIMH site. He was doing something that people
> appreciated, he could go to a con and tell people who he was, and get a
> positive reaction. There was a time when Duncan had something to
> contribute, and people liked him.
>
> What's he become now? Some sick, confused thing that bites at its own
> wounds so they never heal. Someone who drags himself along from update to
> update in the vain, twisted hope that somehow he can manage to hurt just
> one person, can somehow find that one elusive bit of data needed to knock
> at least one well-liked person off his pedestal and finally make them
> understand how unhappy he is. Someone who hates furry, and is made
> miserable by being around it, but who just can't tear himself away.
>
> So in the end, I have to more or less agree with Tamar. Computolio and the
> CYD crew may not be the biggest losers of 2003, but they're certainly prime
> contenders.
Go play with your black spandex, freak boy.
Charles Groark
> "Tamar" <how...@erie.net> wrote in message
> news:bt3a17$110d$1...@velox.critter.net...
>
>>BTW, just why do you call yourself mouse (with a lower case M). Should we
>
> be
>
>>taking more into that than we should?
>>
>
>
> <snip>
>
> I think he's just Shift-less.:>
Maybe he O.D.'ed on Archie and Mehitabel when he was younger...
Charlie
? the Platypus {aka David Formosa}
> In article <bt38ck$vvc$1...@velox.critter.net>,
> Ostrich! <ost...@raex.com> wrote:
>
> > You know what strikes me, though? Tamar hangs around the fandom because
> > he's getting something out of it.
>
> Yeah. Money!
Thats a good enought motivation.
[...]
> Remeber how everyone rallied around Exline (so long as he kept their
> little furfondle cons going), and the moment he stopped doing it, oh how
> the snivelers came out with the long knives and howled for his
> blood.
I was always critiacl of Mr Exline. I think you will find that the
same people who where crititical of Mr Exline while he was doing the
con where critcal of him before and after he was running the con.
--
Please excuse my spelling as I suffer from agraphia. See
http://dformosa.zeta.org.au/~dformosa/Spelling.html to find out more.
Free the Memes.
Tamar
trying to fill in the background with as many recognizable anthropomorphic
characters as I could think of, including Snoopy and Woodstock.
Hey, you know what? That means he owns that copy of issue 5. Score.
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"Richard de Wylfin" <thetal...@mailandnews.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"mouse" <mo...@blackvault.com> wrote in message
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> "Tamar" <how...@erie.net> wrote in news:bt3a17$110d$1...@velox.critter.net:
>
> > Well as you can tell I haven't posted in awhile. One because I have a
> > "Gasp" JOB,
>
> *gasp!* So do I!
>
> funny how you'll try this shit on me (to no avail, unfortunatly for you,
im
> employed) but not on the thousands of hopelessly unemployable furries out
> there
I do so with Hirtes quite often actually.
>
>
> > the thought of Losers of the year, the opposite of all
> > that's good and normal in the world, popped to mind, and WALLA! There
> > you go.
>
> and... how exactly did you manage to not think of someone like Ostrich! or
> a large chunk of furry fandom?
Don't know who he is. And obviously he must not be as annoying or prone to
serial replying I guess.
>
>
> > Course knowing making such a post would of course instantly put the
> > reply button on rapid fire, so just wanted to see who would reply
> > first.
>
> "oh, uhm, uhh..i just posted it to see who would reply ..and uh ..HAHA!
GOT
> YOU TO REPLY!"
>
> Do you actually expect me to believe this horseshit?!
Well, you did reply (and horseshit is real, you don't have to believe in
it).
> Hey! what happened before when you had your religious epiphany or whatever
> the fuck that was and issued an apology ?
New Year. Have a happy. I've decided this year the wicked shoudl be
publically blasted since good decent folks don't do the type of petty things
you do. The whole eye for an eye thing.
> also, you think i'm Hirtes' 'sidekick'?! How bad is it gonna rock your
> world to learn that we are 2 completely seperate individuals?
Which is why you are a SIDEkick. You know, the person on the side, which
means there's at least 2 people. I know you're two different people, at
least your posting sounds far more higher on the education scale to be him
in disguise.
Tamar
anew insuring another year of free living. Congrads.
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
news:htes-22329F.1...@news.central.cox.net...
> In article <bt38ck$vvc$1...@velox.critter.net>,
> Ostrich! <ost...@raex.com> wrote:
>
> > You know what strikes me, though? Tamar hangs around the fandom because
> > he's getting something out of it.
>
> Yeah. Money! You don't think he's gonna cater to you goobers for FREE,
> do ya?
Course not Mikey. Gotta make sure you continue to get your Goverment food
supplies afterall (it's our taxpayer duty to take care of the pathetic, I
mean, hopelessly disabled.). Wouldn't want you to put something like food
ahead of your need for net access afterall.
>
> > He doesn't have to hide his identity.
> > He's talented, he's personable, and people like him.
>
> Just so long as he keeps cranking out the poofter art, he's gonna make
> his house payments.
No sir, that's what my career is for. The art thing is a happy hobby with
benefits. You know what benefits are right?
>
> > He can go to a con,
> > enjoy himself all weekend, and leave with more money and more friends
than
> > when he arrived.
>
> Uh. Okay. I never knew you could tell a measure of man on whether he
> makes more money coming out than when he does going in. I mean, crack
> dealers must be SUPER HEROES to you if we're gonna use that same "logic".
Heh, career experience eh?
No, nobody would take you seriously in that career.
>
> > He's never going to become a millionaire drawing anthro
> > art, but he's putting his energies into something that makes him
happier,
> > and he's making friends in the process.
>
> Kissups, more likely.
>
> Remeber how everyone rallied around Exline (so long as he kept their
> little furfondle cons going), and the moment he stopped doing it, oh how
> the snivelers came out with the long knives and howled for his blood.
Who?
> >
> > Duncan used to have something similar going for him too, way back when
> > he maintained his NIMH site. He was doing something that people
> > appreciated, he could go to a con and tell people who he was, and get a
> > positive reaction. There was a time when Duncan had something to
> > contribute, and people liked him.
> >
> > What's he become now? Some sick, confused thing that bites at its own
> > wounds so they never heal. Someone who drags himself along from update
to
> > update in the vain, twisted hope that somehow he can manage to hurt just
> > one person, can somehow find that one elusive bit of data needed to
knock
> > at least one well-liked person off his pedestal and finally make them
> > understand how unhappy he is. Someone who hates furry, and is made
> > miserable by being around it, but who just can't tear himself away.
> >
> > So in the end, I have to more or less agree with Tamar. Computolio and
the
> > CYD crew may not be the biggest losers of 2003, but they're certainly
prime
> > contenders.
>
> Go play with your black spandex, freak boy.
He may need to borrow yours first. Size 55 right?
mouse
>
> Well, you did reply (and horseshit is real, you don't have to believe
> in it).
>
LOL!
ooooooookay.
(laughing AT you , not with you)
>> Hey! what happened before when you had your religious epiphany or
>> whatever the fuck that was and issued an apology ?
>
> New Year. Have a happy. I've decided this year the wicked shoudl be
> publically blasted since good decent folks don't do the type of petty
> things you do. The whole eye for an eye thing.
>
oh well , geez! please stop 'blasting' me ! im blown to pieces already !
ilr
> Ostrich! <ost...@raex.com> wrote:
>
> Go play with your black spandex, freak boy.
You're right, he is a freakboy, one I'd pay a good 200 bucks to hip-check into
a babboon pen full of other squeeling asssfaced mutants gone apeshit from
Laxative-laced P.C.P. causing a fecal coated ripping or limbs and flesh from
his MTV attention whoring stumps, but on the otherhand the last part of his
diatribe described you pretty much as perfectly as I've ever seen.
Cute little site ya got there, I'd almost be tempted to join if you all weren't so
fucking obsessed with yourselfves. It's like SomethingAwful or Goatse without
all the talent and the assholes are yourselves. Removing a rib to buff your own
pickles would be less effort to so blatently suck yourselves off. Sorry but I ain't
got that kinda time or focus.
-Iller
ilr
Tamar <how...@erie.net> wrote in message news:bt57jq$jbo$1...@velox.critter.net...
>
> Hey, you know what? That means he owns that copy of issue 5. Score.
>
LMAO! Nah he musta got it from Sibe or furrxdc IRC or something.
MHirtes
wrote:
Nah. Didn't even bother with that.
MHirtes
wrote:
Awwwwww.......see the widdle phurri get all upset. Dumbshit probably
thinks that furry should not only have the last word, but the ONLY word
as well.
Tough shit, fucko. The main reason CYD exists is that this fucked-up
fandom is full of mutants and the REAL fans are getting sick and tired
of being lumped in with the likes of Ostrich or Bondage Bob or Kevin
Duane.
Friar Bacon and Friar Bungay
great Birnam wood to high alt.fan.furry. hill shall come against him.
You only live once you see. It's better to spend that time doing what
is "your bag", rather than complaining about what other peoples "bag"
is.
--
Take a ride on, ride on,
on your rotting horse
on that deadly ground
Take a ride, ride on,
on your rotting horse
with a pounding sound.
Paul R. Bennett
Chester, the Ubiqitous, Ribald, Ringtail Really did
That kleptomanic, egocentric, poly sexual(bisexual don't cover enough turf,
when you look back at his published history) miners's cat, Furry Fandom's
Poster "Boy", really did appear in Extinctioners.
I was actually praying Mike was jesting.
thanks ya'll for truly trashing my hopes.
Here, though I was already rolling pissed at Howard for his "Thief" postings in
Yerf yap about "Mailbox Books", I had at least hoped.
You lot are lost
Can't even talk about it, cause you can not see it, or understand.
ilr
Friar Bacon and Friar Bungay <dsa...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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> >
> >Tough shit, fucko. The main reason CYD exists is that this fucked-up
> >fandom is full of mutants and the REAL fans are getting sick and tired
> >of being lumped in with the likes of Ostrich or Bondage Bob or Kevin
> >Duane.
BURN THE CHAIR - Duane?? Yeah, that's right "fucko", you just
parroted the gyst of my rag on little miss MTV-slut 'freakboy'.
> You only live once you see. It's better to spend that time doing what
> is "your bag", rather than complaining about what other peoples "bag"
> is.
>
And Furtes' "bag" is making an ass of himself just to throw punches even
at people who entertain the same convictions or reasoning as him. Funny
how the more things change around here the more they stay the same.
ilr
<Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 16:26:02 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
>wrote:
>
>>>>>>> I hate to burst your bubble, but Austrian politicians haven't
>>>>>>> exactly cornered the market on corruption and stupidity.
>>>>>> No? It seems so.
>>>>> You don't really keep up with world events, do you? Stupidity and
>>>>> greed aren't picky about insignificant little lines on a map.
>>>>
>>>> Stupidity and greed *are* picky about insignificant little lines on a
>>>> map and therefor want pygthur change them.
>>>
>>>Hmmm...you have a point, there.
>>
>><hysteric> Where? Where?
>
>Actual two pointers about 16 inches below your eyes.
I don't know about inches.
Quick!
Tell me what it is in Angstrom!
Tamar
--
Tamar
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"Paul R. Bennett" <rf...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> KeHrist Jesu!
> Chester, the Ubiqitous, Ribald, Ringtail Really did
> That kleptomanic, egocentric, poly sexual(bisexual don't cover enough
turf,
> when you look back at his published history) miners's cat, Furry Fandom's
> Poster "Boy", really did appear in Extinctioners.
Its calle filler. You need a crowd, want to through in recognizable
characters, walla, on panel with Chester in the background. Geez, you act
like he's a reaccurring character with speaking lines. Try looking at the
material before making a judgement (and consider where your source is coming
from anyway). How he's got spare money to spend on that kinda stuff anyway
is amazing to me. Well Fare treats him well.
> I was actually praying Mike was jesting.
> thanks ya'll for truly trashing my hopes.
> Here, though I was already rolling pissed at Howard for his "Thief"
postings in
> Yerf yap about "Mailbox Books", I had at least hoped.
> You lot are lost
> Can't even talk about it, cause you can not see it, or understand.
Okay, what are you talking about? I haven't posted anything to Yerf Yap in
over a year if that.
>
Wanderer
> Awwwwww.......see the widdle phurri get all upset. Dumbshit probably
> thinks that furry should not only have the last word, but the ONLY word
> as well.
<rolls eyes> And SomethingAwful is the last word in fair reporting, right?
(Well, the quality is only fair... I give it a C-.)
>
> Tough <bleep>, <bleep>-o. The main reason CYD exists is that this
<bleep>-ed-up
> fandom is full of mutants and the REAL fans are getting sick and tired
> of being lumped in with the likes of Ostrich or Bondage Bob or Kevin
> Duane.
Sorry, Mr. Hirtes, but you need to update your references:
Ostrich is primarily known in alt.fan.furry.
Bondage Bob no longer exists, as the gentleman in question has finally found
the medication that's right for him.
And who the heck is Kevin Duane?
Please find something more current to scream while frothing at the mouth
about; when you were laughing crazily about C.S.I., at least most of us
could understand the reference. A sick, deluded reference, to be sure, but
understandable.
Yours wolfishly,
The critiquing,
Wanderer
wand...@ticnet.com
"Where am I going? I don't quite know.
What does it matter *where* people go?
Down to the woods where the bluebells grow!
Anywhere! Anywhere! *I* don't know!"
-- a. a. milne
Charles Groark
>
> And who the heck is Kevin Duane?
If you have been following the 'Burn the Chair' thread, he's the person
in said chair. Mr. Duane is best known in furry fandom for his CD-ROM
collections of erotic furry art, and for the large amounts of time some
artists claim it took him to pay them for the use of said art. While
there may be others who have been barred from attending Anthrocon, his
is the only name of which I am certain.
Charlie
MHirtes
"Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote:
> "MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
> news:htes-C47018.1...@news.central.cox.net...
> > Awwwwww.......see the widdle phurri get all upset. Dumbshit probably
> > thinks that furry should not only have the last word, but the ONLY word
> > as well.
>
> <rolls eyes> And SomethingAwful is the last word in fair reporting, right?
> (Well, the quality is only fair... I give it a C-.)
Well, good thing for humaity that you don't get the authority to grade
anything, clown.
>
> >
> > Tough <bleep>, <bleep>-o. The main reason CYD exists is that this
> <bleep>-ed-up
> > fandom is full of mutants and the REAL fans are getting sick and tired
> > of being lumped in with the likes of Ostrich or Bondage Bob or Kevin
> > Duane.
Bleeping? Ironic that a genre that asks for things like a turtle with a
100 foot penis and DDD tits might get offended if the word FUCK is seen
online.
>
> Sorry, Mr. Hirtes, but you need to update your references:
>
> Ostrich is primarily known in alt.fan.furry.
>
> Bondage Bob no longer exists, as the gentleman in question has finally found
> the medication that's right for him.
Oh really? What meds were that? Cyanide?
When Mitch Beiro doesn't run in terror at the sight of Bob's approach,
when Bob's black sketchbook is no longer referred to as "The
Necronomicon", THEN maybe your story might hold some truth.
>
> And who the heck is Kevin Duane?
The comment you just made demonstrates just how IGNORANT you are about
furry fandom. Sit back down now. You've proven you don't know what
you're talking about any longer.
MHirtes
wrote:
> --
> Shawntae Howard
> www.extinctioners.com
>
>
>
> "Paul R. Bennett" <rf...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:3FF743DE...@bellsouth.net...
> > KeHrist Jesu!
> > Chester, the Ubiqitous, Ribald, Ringtail Really did
> > That kleptomanic, egocentric, poly sexual(bisexual don't cover enough
> turf,
> > when you look back at his published history) miners's cat, Furry Fandom's
> > Poster "Boy", really did appear in Extinctioners.
>
> Its calle filler.
It's called "pandering". Wy else would you toss in the scrawny poofter
unless you were just trying to do it as a "yiffer magnet"?
> You need a crowd, want to through in recognizable
> characters, walla, on panel with Chester in the background. Geez, you act
> like he's a reaccurring character with speaking lines.
More like a reoccurring nightmare.
> Try looking at the
> material before making a judgement (and consider where your source is coming
> from anyway). How he's got spare money to spend on that kinda stuff anyway
> is amazing to me. Well Fare treats him well.
Sorry, but I don't buy that phlegm. True, these comics you draw usually
end up in the quarterbox before long (assuming the shop owners even
bother to buy it in the first place, of course), but even then I still
wouldn't waste a quarter on it.
Hell, I wouldn't even waste the time to #furryxdcc it.
MHirtes
wrote:
> So what you're saying is you're a real furry fan?
>
By the defination furry fandom imposes, just laughing at a Bug Bunny
cartoon is grounds for being labeled a "furry fan".
I know you mutants feel threatened by the small numbers you really have
and try to broaden the definition in order to look more like a larger
group, but this pufferfish approach just isn't working.
Ken Pick
> "Paul R. Bennett" <rf...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:3FF743DE...@bellsouth.net...
> > KeHrist Jesu!
> > Chester, the Ubiqitous, Ribald, Ringtail Really did
> > That kleptomanic, egocentric, poly sexual(bisexual don't cover enough
> turf,
> > when you look back at his published history) miners's cat, Furry Fandom's
> > Poster "Boy", really did appear in Extinctioners.
>
> characters, walla, on panel with Chester in the background.
And you'll probably get some increase in sales from the Chester
Junkies out there. I always figured including the Swishy Ringtail and
other Terrie Smith stuff was what kept Tai-Pan going through the dry
times.
Ken Pick
> In article <bt24se$74m$1...@velox.critter.net>, "Tamar" <how...@erie.net>
> wrote:
>
> > Is there a larger group of flamers on the net than these 7 or so guys? I
> > mean really, this site and group have to be the most pathetic group of net
> > nerds I've ever seen. If one of them had half the balls to talk about people
> > in person like they do online I'd be shocked.
> >
> > So many mouths and not an ounce of true talent among them.
> >
> > --
> > Tamar
>
> is a character in -Extinctioners-!
>
> http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=209
This is Hirtes, remember? The mentally-disabled no-life net crank who
lives online and cranks out enough to power CrushYiffDestroy and
PortalOfEvil on his own?
Ken Pick
> You know what strikes me, though? Tamar hangs around the fandom because
> He's talented, he's personable, and people like him. He can go to a con,
> and he's making friends in the process.
Tamar is also successful outside the fandom, holding down a
professional-level mundane job while doing his own comic book (not
just spot art, but 32-64 multi-panel pages per issue, every issue) on
a regular schedule. Plus I think he also fills in as one of Shanda's
staff artists.
My old college roomie has the same type of job as Tamar; it's
definitely a full-timer with a lot of work at home. And in my own
college days, I was involved in a small-press comics production for
one issue, and can attest to the amount of work involved. The fact
that Tamar can keep up Extinctioners plus fill in other strips and do
spot art on the side is definitely an achievement.
Ken Pick
> So what you're saying is you're a real furry fan?
Hirtes is as FURRREEEEEE!!!!! as any 400-lb skunkfucker from a Keller
comic.
If he wasn't, he'd be able to detach completely from the fandom, walk
away, and never look back.
A lot of pathological furry-haters are like that; they're completely
Furry, only they've flipped 180 from total blind adoration to total
blind hatred. And Hirtes isn't the worst I've encountered. Hirtes is
a teppechfresser who has to keep his hatred whipped up by emotional
frenzy. The worst is when the hate goes so deep it goes completely
cold; no need for emotion to keep it up.
MHirtes
cath...@earthlink.net (Ken Pick) wrote:
> Tamar is also successful outside the fandom, holding down a
> professional-level mundane job while doing his own comic book (not
> just spot art, but 32-64 multi-panel pages per issue, every issue) on
> a regular schedule. Plus I think he also fills in as one of Shanda's
> staff artists.
Who HASN'T been a fill-in for Shanda?
>
> My old college roomie has the same type of job as Tamar; it's
> definitely a full-timer with a lot of work at home. And in my own
> college days, I was involved in a small-press comics production for
> one issue, and can attest to the amount of work involved. The fact
> that Tamar can keep up Extinctioners plus fill in other strips and do
> spot art on the side is definitely an achievement.
Okay, let's see if he's singing the same tune 10 years
from...........NOW!
tick....tick....tick....tick....tick....tick....tick....tick....tick....t
ick....tick....tick....tick....tick....
MHirtes
cath...@earthlink.net (Ken Pick) wrote:
And you arrrrrre.....what? Some boob?
MHirtes
Just don't expect to recieve any Eisner Awards from this Chesterama.
MHirtes
> "Tamar" <how...@erie.net> wrote in message
> news:<bt89pf$1g87$1...@velox.critter.net>...
> > So what you're saying is you're a real furry fan?
>
> Hirtes is as FURRREEEEEE!!!!! as any 400-lb skunkfucker from a Keller
> comic.
Um, okay. If you say so.
>
> If he wasn't, he'd be able to detach completely from the fandom, walk
> away, and never look back.
No. I think I've said it several times that I intend to deny you goons
the pleasure of chasing away yet another person from furry and plan to
haunt your sorry asses for as long as it entertains me.
I mean, I HAVE said it several times, and yet you guys STILL continue to
ignore it. Do you have Alzheimer's or something, or are you just a bunch
of asses who choose to read only what you want to see?
>
> A lot of pathological furry-haters are like that; they're completely
> Furry, only they've flipped 180 from total blind adoration to total
> blind hatred.
Or, maybe we are the REAL furries and you clowns are the aberrations
that had no business coming into it, let alone taking it over.
Juan F. Lara
MHirtes <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote:
> No. I think I've said it several times that I intend to deny you goons
> the pleasure of chasing away yet another person from furry and plan to
> haunt your sorry asses for as long as it entertains me.
Who gave you the right to do that?
> Or, maybe we are the REAL furries and you clowns are the aberrations
> that had no business coming into it, let alone taking it over.
"You" are no-lifers who can't seem to find any way to confirm your
existence other than by harrassing people. There's nothing real about you at
all.
- Juan F. Lara
http://bellsouthpwp.net/l/a/lara6281/intro.html
Tamar
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
news:htes-56549B.1...@news.central.cox.net...
> In article <bt8a21$1gea$1...@velox.critter.net>, "Tamar" <how...@erie.net>
> wrote:
>
> > --
> > Shawntae Howard
> > www.extinctioners.com
> >
> >
> >
> > "Paul R. Bennett" <rf...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> > news:3FF743DE...@bellsouth.net...
> > > KeHrist Jesu!
> > > Chester, the Ubiqitous, Ribald, Ringtail Really did
> > > That kleptomanic, egocentric, poly sexual(bisexual don't cover enough
> > turf,
> > > when you look back at his published history) miners's cat, Furry
Fandom's
> > > Poster "Boy", really did appear in Extinctioners.
> >
> > Its calle filler.
>
> It's called "pandering". Wy else would you toss in the scrawny poofter
> unless you were just trying to do it as a "yiffer magnet"?
I didn't know what you look like and didn't want to throw in a Harlem girl.
The cameos were done according to anthro characters who were currently being
published at the time. Havok Inc, happened to be one of them. Dela the Hooda
is in it too, but unfortunately the letterer covered her face with a word
balloon.
>
> > You need a crowd, want to through in recognizable
> > characters, walla, on panel with Chester in the background. Geez, you
act
> > like he's a reaccurring character with speaking lines.
>
> More like a reoccurring nightmare.
Like very waking moment of your day I guess. But thanks for reading.
>
> > Try looking at the
> > material before making a judgement (and consider where your source is
coming
> > from anyway). How he's got spare money to spend on that kinda stuff
anyway
> > is amazing to me. Well Fare treats him well.
>
> Sorry, but I don't buy that phlegm. True, these comics you draw usually
> end up in the quarterbox before long (assuming the shop owners even
> bother to buy it in the first place, of course), but even then I still
> wouldn't waste a quarter on it.
Where'd you get the money to buy it anyway? So, just how did you learn about
it huh Mike? Of course the more you continue to talk about it the more
curious those how have no idea what you're talking about are going to get.
So please, continue.
>
> Hell, I wouldn't even waste the time to #furryxdcc it.
Well, it doesn't have adult artwork or overt sexuality in it so I guess not.
Tamar
wasn't in it, so I got no idea. But then, it doesn't overpower every waking
moment of my life worrying about it either.
You're since of self worth would disappear if it really did go bye bye,
cause then, who would you complain to and give heart felt cries of
frustration about the bad Conservative Republicans that want to take you
free money away too.
Seriously, just what are you disabled with anyway? What's wrong with you
that's not on a psychological level that prevents you from working? Why am I
paying for you to use the internet all day?
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
you relevent to the fandom) has had Chester in it yourself. It only makes me
laugh how you want to point figures at material that is PG at best when you
used to publish x rated material (Mr. Pure).
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
Your people is, you think everybody takes this whole "Fandom" idea as
seriously as you do. I don't do comics or artwork for fans or a large
grouping of fans that want to call themselves a fandom. I do it because I've
always done it. And if I chose to end the book at some point and move on to
other things, I can do that too. I've already been producing published work
for 8 years so its really not that big a deal if I do so for another 10 or
not.
Some people have lives that don't resolve around a comicbook/fantasy/sci-fi
fandom.
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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ilr
Actually, most people would still be blissfully unaware of him (God knows I've
been up many a nights wishing I'd never seen that photograph, the dubious smirk,
all that hairy putty, and such a revolting waste of a nice vinyl chair...) IF NOT
FOR YOU chicken little. ...And Duanne would still be unwelcomed at cons as
would be the right choice even without all the public attention to the situation...
You'd get a lot more accomplished if you focussed better and used some tact
when it's necessary.
slickpuppy
> Or, maybe we are the REAL furries and you clowns are the aberrations
> that had no business coming into it, let alone taking it over.
Damn son, make up your mind! Are you furry or are you not? Do you have a
fandom of your own, are you part of ours, or are you just hanging on to be
an asshat? If you have one of your own, what's it about? What do you enjoy
or produce, besides minor anoyance? You seem to say something different with
every post. I guess they all must blur toghether after a certain point. You
need to get out into the natural light now and again, kiddo.
--
Kevin J. Mulder
slick...@xecu.net
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by
merit, you would stay out, and your
dog would go in."
-Mark Twain
MHirtes
wrote:
> MHirtes <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
> news:htes-2618C8.1...@news.central.cox.net...
> > In article <vvgjvrl...@corp.supernews.com>,
> > "Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote:
> >
> > The comment you just made demonstrates just how IGNORANT you are about
> > furry fandom. Sit back down now. You've proven you don't know what
> > you're talking about any longer.
>
> Actually, most people would still be blissfully unaware of him
And that's what had kept the likes of Duane and O'Connell in money all
these years; the supply of unaware vitims who had their guard down long
enough to get fleeced.
> (God knows
> I've
> been up many a nights wishing I'd never seen that photograph, the dubious
> smirk,
> all that hairy putty, and such a revolting waste of a nice vinyl chair...)
How about that "Come an' get it, ladies! hubba hubba hubba!" expression
on his face?
MHirtes
wrote:
> Hey man, I wouldn't want an OG to feel threated by his status of the past. I
> wasn't in it, so I got no idea. But then, it doesn't overpower every waking
> moment of my life worrying about it either.
>
> You're since of self worth would disappear if it really did go bye bye,
> cause then, who would you complain to and give heart felt cries of
> frustration about the bad Conservative Republicans that want to take you
> free money away too.
Your seed of doubt didn't sprout, Tumor. Try harder next time.
MHirtes
wrote:
It doesn't have a good story or good art either.
MHirtes
"slickpuppy" <slick...@xecu.net> wrote:
> Heya! "MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote:
>
> > Or, maybe we are the REAL furries and you clowns are the aberrations
> > that had no business coming into it, let alone taking it over.
>
> Damn son, make up your mind! Are you furry or are you not?
Read:
http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/show-article.php?file=critterology
MHirtes
lj...@ces.clemson.edu (Juan F. Lara) wrote:
> In article <htes-02361A.1...@news.central.cox.net>,
> MHirtes <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote:
> > No. I think I've said it several times that I intend to deny you goons
> > the pleasure of chasing away yet another person from furry and plan to
> > haunt your sorry asses for as long as it entertains me.
>
> Who gave you the right to do that?
ME! (Well, you wanted an answer.)
>
> > Or, maybe we are the REAL furries and you clowns are the aberrations
> > that had no business coming into it, let alone taking it over.
>
> "You" are no-lifers who can't seem to find any way to confirm your
> existence other than by harrassing people. There's nothing real about you at
> all.
Sure. NOT taking part in furpiles makes me a "no-lifer". Uh huh. Okay.
If you say so.
MHirtes
wrote:
> heh, funny since the fanzine you used to publish (which is what once made
> you relevent to the fandom) has had Chester in it yourself.
Oh really? Where so? I'm curious.
Reach REAAALLLLY deep into your ass now and pull it out, boy.
MHirtes
wrote:
> And what if I'm not? What's your point there?
>
> Your people is, you think everybody takes this whole "Fandom" idea as
> seriously as you do. I don't do comics or artwork for fans or a large
> grouping of fans that want to call themselves a fandom.
God for you then, because this is the biggest market you're ever gonna
have. Pretty fucking sad for you, huh?
> I do it because I've
> always done it. And if I chose to end the book at some point and move on to
> other things, I can do that too.
Please do that soon if you wanna prove me wrong. Go ahead now. Prove me
wrong.
> I've already been producing published work
> for 8 years so its really not that big a deal if I do so for another 10 or
> not.
Clocks still ticking.
tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tic
k...tick...tick...
>
> Some people have lives that don't resolve around a comicbook/fantasy/sci-fi
> fandom.
I'm sure YOU won't stick around the moment the furrydom money well dries
up.
Martin Skunk
> Is there a larger group of flamers on the net than these 7 or so guys? I
> mean really, this site and group have to be the most pathetic group of net
> nerds I've ever seen. If one of them had half the balls to talk about
people
> in person like they do online I'd be shocked.
>
> So many mouths and not an ounce of true talent among them.
>
> --
> Tamar
I'm honestly surprised to see Tamar trolling like this. I always
thought he knew how to keep himself apart from flamewars and useless
arguments.
Apparently, he's got the AFF virus.
---Martin Skunk
Don Sanders
martin...@notcoldmail.com says...
It does not take much to break down a person's resolve when presented
with such things as the title of this thread for example. Even good
people snap when poked at enough times.
> Apparently, he's got the AFF virus.
>
One would thing the cure for that is to ignore the trolls, but by
golly, they keep getting stronger and more noisier.
--
Don Sanders.
Jay Sheklow
news:htes-8619E1.2...@news.central.cox.net:
> In article <btadrt$1cra$1...@velox.critter.net>, "Tamar"
> <how...@erie.net> wrote:
>
>> And what if I'm not? What's your point there?
> God for you then, because this is the biggest market you're ever gonna
> have. Pretty fucking sad for you, huh?
It's a bigger market than YOUR poorly produced crap ever had.
>
>> I do it because I've
>> always done it. And if I chose to end the book at some point and move
>> on to other things, I can do that too.
>
> Please do that soon if you wanna prove me wrong. Go ahead now. Prove
> me wrong.
And bloat your shriveled ego further? Somehow, I really don't think so...
> I'm sure YOU won't stick around the moment the furrydom money well
> dries up.
Face some facts chuckles: If everyone in ANY fandom of ANY flavor was there
until 'the moment the money well dries up' 99% of us wouldn't be here. For
those of us who work for a living there are things that are more important
than money....
...but then of course, seeing as you haven't worked a day in your adult
life, you wouldn't know that, would you?
Tamar
Sir.
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
is why you wish to spread it around. It's 2004, you can be open with your
feelings Mikey (odd taste for sure, but to each their own I guess).
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
nothing better to do. Sides, it can be entertaining in an admitted twisted
sorta way (I'll be back to work tomorrow so, my posting will again go back
to beins spuratic).
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"Martin Skunk" <martin...@notcoldmail.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
you unable to work. Thanks to a little bird (and you know who you are)
pulled up this little quote. I feel so sad for you now:
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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Tamar
little rodent, (and thanks for digging up the quoate for me) sent me the
following statement from you. It actually made me feel sad for you. You've
had it really tough:
"Believe me Wayd. People don't go on assistance because they WANT to. It's
because they HAVE to.
And let's face it, liberals seem to be a bit more likely to get into Heaven
compared to conservatives in that department. Since when's the last time you
ever heard Trent Lott actually wanting to EXPAND food stamps or public
housing? IMO, the whole "faith based" scam is a massive GOP slap in the face
to those who's cheeks are already beet-red, since it's the neocon assumption
that people are poor not only because they are losers, but because they are
dirty rotten heathens as well who need converting to the way of JAY-ZUSS
(and don't think for a nonosecond that these slimes won't use at least some
of that Federal cash for that purpose and just call it a "necessary tool for
recovery").
As for my current state, I _refuse_ to bear any shame for it, because I
never asked to be where I am now, so why should I be bearing any sort of
remorse? The AFFholes try time and time again to dehumanise me for being
disabled (I guess if my disability was for being addicted to fake fur &
civet oil, they'd be more supportive. <g>), but since I didn't ask to be
this way, why the fuck Hell should I let these jackoffs use it as a club
against me?
If anything, they seem to be revealing a hidden sense of intense jealousy
because they WISH they could get some of that cash too. Drives 'em batshit
when I turn the tables on them."
So, just what is your disability anyway? You seem healthy enough to be able
to do something other than be a parasite on the working class.
--
Tamar
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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MHirtes
"Martin Skunk" <martin...@notcoldmail.com> wrote:
Yep. He's become an AFFhole, all right.
MHirtes
wrote:
> You never did answer the qusestion about just why you are unable to work. A
> little rodent,
Perhaps it's because......ohhhhhhh....lessee.....it's none of your
fucking business?
Yeah. That's the answer. Happy?
No?
Tough!
MHirtes
Jay Sheklow <jaysh...@freeemail4U.net> wrote:
> MHirtes <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in
> news:htes-8619E1.2...@news.central.cox.net:
>
> > In article <btadrt$1cra$1...@velox.critter.net>, "Tamar"
> > <how...@erie.net> wrote:
> >
> >> And what if I'm not? What's your point there?
> > God for you then, because this is the biggest market you're ever gonna
> > have. Pretty fucking sad for you, huh?
>
> It's a bigger market than YOUR poorly produced crap ever had.
Oh really? Okay. Still did pretty well WITHOUT needing a ringtailed
froot to do a cameo, did I?
Oh, the reminds me to ask again, where is this ALLEGED Chester
appearence in my zine? Seems I only ran ONE Terrie Smith pic in the
whole series, and Chester the Molester was nowhere to be found.
MHirtes
Man?
I doubt it.
Seriously.
In article <btapvq$1nt0$1...@velox.critter.net>, "Tamar" <how...@erie.net>
wrote:
MHirtes
wrote:
> Face it you want him. You can't get enough of looking at the picture which
> is why you wish to spread it around. It's 2004, you can be open with your
> feelings Mikey (odd taste for sure, but to each their own I guess).
>
Yeah. Chester is great, all right.
....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Wanderer
> In article <vvgjvrl...@corp.supernews.com>,
> "Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote:
<snipped for family-unfriendly content>
> > Bondage Bob no longer exists, as the gentleman in question has finally
found
> > the medication that's right for him.
>
> Oh really? What meds were that? Cyanide?
<look askance> Why, Mr. Hirtes, you surprise me. Wouldn't a fellow member
of the mentally disabled hold far more information on Bondage Bob's probable
medication than I? :)
>
> When Mitch Beiro doesn't run in terror at the sight of Bob's approach,
> when Bob's black sketchbook is no longer referred to as "The
> Necronomicon", THEN maybe your story might hold some truth.
How's a con report?
>> Search Result 2
>> From: Tygger L. Graf (gr...@primenet.com)
>> Subject: Re: Who the smeg is this "Bondage Bob" guy?
>> View: Complete Thread (18 articles)
>> Original Format
>> Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
>> Date: 1998/08/15
>>
>>
>> Heyas,
>>
>>
>> Thought y'all might like an exact report on Dennis aka Bondage Bob.
>>
>> He's here at Comic Con International: San Diego, and he has been *VERY*
>> polite, courteous, and has had very good manners. He's not once
interrupted
>> another customer when I was speaking with said customer. He's not once
>> barged in and been rude. He's not once asked for ANYTHING bondage from
me
>> OR sexual. He was *VERY* polite in speaking to me, using Ms. Graf. He
was
>> *VERY* polite in waiting for and speaking to and about Pelzig, using Mr.
>> Dyer. And guess what, sexual matter is not the only thing he's
interested
>> in as some believe. I have no sex in my book, Guardian Knights, and
Dennis
>> reads it. Not once did he ask me if it will have sex or spooge in it
soon
>> (unlike others who have hounded me about that on a regular basis). He
also
>> had other nonsexual books in his bag that I could see such as Tales of
the
>> Fehnik, Milikardo Knights, and Zaibatsu Tears.
>>
>> People do change when given time and given enough bricks. Dennis turned
>> himself around in a year's time, a huge difference from last year, which
was
>> in turn a huge difference from the year before when I dropped a rather
hard
>> verbal brick on him.
>>
>> C'mon folks...cut him some slack. I, for one, think he deserves it. At
>> least he is trying to change.
>>
>> *raids her bubblegum machine for a few pennies and tosses them in*
>>
>>
>>
>> --Tygger L. Graf
>>
Or, better still, a response left from the last time you dragged Bondage Bob
through your mud:
>>From: SilverJain (silve...@aol.comspampie)
>>Subject: On "Bob"
>>View: Complete Thread (3 articles)
>>Original Format
>>Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
>>Date: 2000/07/27
>>
>>I rarely weigh in here, but this is going on far too long.
>>
>>Dennis cannot help himself. He is not all there mentally, and he is MOSTLY
>>harmless. He likes what he likes, but I bet you didn't know that he also
likes
>>NON-ADULT work. Yes, he cornered me at Comicon and rambled about a story
idea
>>he had (which surprisingly, was not adult) and one of the main points of
his
>>story was a strong belief in God and in Christian values. (Having heard so
many
>>horror stories, I was surprised to say the least.) Dennis has always been
>>extremely polite, referring to me always as "Miss Winkler" and all of the
other
>>people at our booth as "Sir" or "Ma'am" if he didn't know their names. He
does
>>ask for new adult material every time he comes by the booth, but when
firmly
>>told that he's already bought it all, he wanders away to look for more
comics.
>>(And he buys a LOT of comics. From all different companies, in all
different
>>genres. He's actually quite a fan of the medium and has very deep
pockets.)
>>
>>Now, as for this "Bondage Bob ruined my chances to work with Fred Perry"
>>thing--
>>
>>Actually, it was Velvet Touch that was in color, Mike. And I hate to say
it but
>>Velvet Touch NEVER paid anywhere near $50 per page. Sorry, I was there, I
was
>>one of the editors. And anyway, Velvet Touch only lasted SIX issues! It
was
>>cancelled because it costs a buttload of money to produce a color book. If
you
>>were going to be in A-bomb, it would have meant sales of maybe 3000, tops,
>>which would have resulted in maybe $25-30 per page, maximum. And A-bomb
sales
>>were starting to slide, which eventually caused its demise as well. Even
if you
>>and Fred had gotten to finish Desert Storms in color, it would have had to
run
>>in black & white, there was just no venue for it.
>>
>>And by the way, Fred STILL does hentai material! He's had three stories in
Milk
>>so far, and they've been the most popular issues to date. But.... there
was no
>>bondage in any of them, so what it could have been was that Fred was
>>uncomfortable with drawing bondage and piercing and the like ALREADY, and
>>Dennis bothering him about it only made him more uncomfortable. Not
everyone
>>enjoys the more extreme fetishes. And knowing Fred, he is a really nice
guy who
>>hates to be rude to people. Also, Fred has always been one of the busiest
>>artists at Antarctic Press-- it is entirely possible that he had no time
to
>>work on the project either. There were probably many more factors at work
than
>>just Dennis. Blaming this on a mentally retarded man seems unfair to say
the
>>least. Pat Kelley only worked on the first issue of Tales of the Fehnnik
for me
>>and stopped so he could work on other things. Do I claim that Perazim or
his
>>real job or his wife are the reasons he couldn't work on it? No, I just
>>accepted it. I found another artist (well, more than one now) and
continued to
>>do my book. Losing and finding artists for projects is the way it is for
>>writers in comics. It happens all the time and there's very little a
writer can
>>do about it. You just have to accept it and move on.
>>
>>And I have news for you- there is no "big break" in comics. The only way
to get
>>anywhere is to work constantly and keep getting as much work out as
possible.
>>It took Adam Warren over 11 years of constant work to gain ANY kind of
>>recognition and he's still considered small potatoes next to people like
Kurt
>>Busiek (who used to write for Malibu and Eternity and a whole slew of tiny
>>crappy companies before he got work at Marvel or Image).
>>
>>And considering that Desert Storms is coming out now, I fail to see why
this is
>>so bad. Unless you're somehow unhappy that Dean Lee Norton is working on
it, or
>>you somehow think that being in Genus is "slumming it", I fail to see what
the
>>problem is. You do not even want to know how many story ideas I have
>>languishing in a drawer, which will never find an artist. Ask Paul Kidd
about
>>how many of his works have made it into print and how many haven't. Or Joe
>>Rosales. Joe can at least draw his own projects, but I've seen his files
and he
>>literally has more stories than he will ever be able to draw in his
lifetime.
>>Brian Sutton has tons of old scripts lying around that will never get
done. The
>>point is, your story got done and is coming out. You are in print. So
Dennis
>>didn't "ruin" your career. Considering that's the only story idea I've
ever
>>seen from you, you're 100% so far for ideas into print. Most writers are
lucky
>>if they get 1% into print. Blaming this unfortunate individual is unfair
and
>>petty- besides, if Fred had really wanted to do the project, no amount of
>>fanboy goofiness would have stopped him. After all, this is the man who
did
>>Star Jacks with Scott Alston, and people in fandom thought he was crazy to
do
>>that!
>>
>>And since you did do Midnight Sands and Furplay and there was a lot of
fetish
>>material in both, it sounds awfully hypocritical to complain about this
guy
>>ruining artists for you. How do you know there aren't artists who say the
same
>>things you're saying about Dennis when they see you coming? People in
glass
>>houses shouldn't walk around naked, or however the saying goes....
>>
>>--Elin, Vile Pornographer
>>
>>"Well that's it then, you see what you wanna see and you hear what you
wanna
>>hear." -- The Rock Man, "The Point"
Clear?
>
> >
> > And who the heck is Kevin Duane?
>
> The comment you just made demonstrates just how IGNORANT you are about
> furry fandom. Sit back down now. You've proven you don't know what
> you're talking about any longer.
Oh, you don't remember him anymore, Great-grandpa Mike? Don't worry, just
take your medications and I'm sure it'll come back to you...
Yours with a good memory and a quick websearch,
The wolfish,
Wanderer
wand...@ticnet.com
"Where am I going? I don't quite know.
What does it matter *where* people go?
Down to the woods where the bluebells grow!
Anywhere! Anywhere! *I* don't know!"
-- a. a. milne
Jay Sheklow
news:htes-72B3DF.0...@news.central.cox.net:
> 27 years old. Maybe.
>
> Man?
>
> I doubt it.
>
> Seriously.
Having met (and debated with) Mr. Prower live and in person, I can hazard
to say that he's more of a man than you'll ever be.
Jay Sheklow
news:htes-0C1BCA.0...@news.central.cox.net:
> In article <btaqsr$1opv$1...@velox.critter.net>, "Tamar"
> <how...@erie.net> wrote:
>
>> You never did answer the qusestion about just why you are unable to
>> work. A little rodent,
>
> Perhaps it's because......ohhhhhhh....lessee.....it's none of your
> fucking business?
Look everyone, he's using bad words! That makes him cool, right? I guess
it's true that like violence, obscenity is the first resort of the tiny
minded...
>
> Yeah. That's the answer. Happy?
Not really, you still breathe.
MHirtes
"Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote:
> "MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
> news:htes-2618C8.1...@news.central.cox.net...
> > In article <vvgjvrl...@corp.supernews.com>,
> > "Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote:
> > > "MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
> > > news:htes-C47018.1...@news.central.cox.net...
>
> <snipped for family-unfriendly content>
>
> > > Bondage Bob no longer exists, as the gentleman in question has finally
> found
> > > the medication that's right for him.
> >
> > Oh really? What meds were that? Cyanide?
>
> <look askance> Why, Mr. Hirtes, you surprise me. Wouldn't a fellow member
> of the mentally disabled hold far more information on Bondage Bob's probable
> medication than I? :)
Sure. Keep using that stick, doofus. Sooner or later you'll figure out
that it's not working.
>
> >
> > When Mitch Beiro doesn't run in terror at the sight of Bob's approach,
> > when Bob's black sketchbook is no longer referred to as "The
> > Necronomicon", THEN maybe your story might hold some truth.
>
> How's a con report?
>
[google garbage snipped]
Funny. I remember as recently as Comic Con 2001 where Bob was at Fred
Perry's table, asking Fred to help Bob find Mitch because "He saw me an
took off..."
I even have this on video, so please don't pull that crap about me not
having any evidence.
[other google garbage snipped because you're just trying to be an ass]
MHirtes
Jay Sheklow <jaysh...@freeemail4U.net> wrote:
And how so? Have you met me in comparison? Of course not. All you have
is a mental image of me that's a cross between Smeagol and The Grinch,
so of course it wouldn't be a contest between this caracature you have
of me and that one-night-stand you had with your beloved Mr. Prower.
Good thing for me that I don't give a damn what you think in the first
place, or your words might really hurt. *snif*
MHirtes
Jay Sheklow <jaysh...@freeemail4U.net> wrote:
> > Yeah. That's the answer. Happy?
>
> Not really, you still breathe.
Life sucks for you. Deal with it.
Wanderer
I was not the one who said you were mentally disabled. You were. Deal with
it.
Also, I wouldn't know. How long ago were you at a convention? I'm just
relaying information from people who actually go to conventions.
Yours quickly,
The oft-replying,
? the Platypus {aka David Formosa}
> In article <vvia9oi...@corp.supernews.com>,
> "Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote:
[...]
> [google garbage snipped]
>
> Funny. I remember as recently as Comic Con 2001 where Bob was at Fred
> Perry's table, asking Fred to help Bob find Mitch because "He saw me an
> took off..."
Its now 2004 alot can happen in 3 years.
--
Please excuse my spelling as I suffer from agraphia. See
http://dformosa.zeta.org.au/~dformosa/Spelling.html to find out more.
Free the Memes.
Tamar
Can't say I ever pictured that but damn, that's ugly.
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
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Ken Pick
> In article <9efdce3a.04010...@posting.google.com>,
> cath...@earthlink.net (Ken Pick) wrote:
> > This is Hirtes, remember? The mentally-disabled no-life net crank who
> > lives online and cranks out enough to power CrushYiffDestroy and
> > PortalOfEvil on his own?
>
> And you arrrrrre.....what? Some boob?
Just a $65,000+a-year computer programmer who owns his own home (and
has been fixing it up year by year -- you should have seen the
bathroom remodeling jobs I did on my last one), has been in the
conbooks and on the panels of several AnthroCons, is starting a second
career as a writer, takes a decent road trip every month or two, and
only hits a couple cons a year by choice, not because he can't afford
to.
And as long as this is a dick-swinging contest:
Fandoms currently belonging to:
Furry (serious writing and art, off-and-on small press
publication)
SF lit (primarily classics of the Sixties and Seventies)
FRP Gaming (including lotsa articles in an online fanzine)
Model Railroad (collecting structure details while waiting for
time)
SF miniatures gaming (also waiting for time)
Battleship (naval history buffs & "naval counterfactual"
what-ifs)
Fandoms formerly belonging to:
Anime (mostly during the Eighties)
Comics (again, mostly in the Eighties and Nineties)
Ostrich
>
> I'd pay a good 200 bucks to hip-check [Ostrich!] into
> a babboon pen full of other squeeling asssfaced mutants gone apeshit from
> Laxative-laced P.C.P. causing a fecal coated ripping or limbs and flesh from
> his MTV attention whoring stumps
And you think *my* fetishes are weird...
-Ostrich! <")
MHirtes
> MHirtes <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
> news:<htes-479541.1...@news.central.cox.net>...
> > In article <9efdce3a.04010...@posting.google.com>,
> > cath...@earthlink.net (Ken Pick) wrote:
> > > This is Hirtes, remember? The mentally-disabled no-life net crank who
> > > lives online and cranks out enough to power CrushYiffDestroy and
> > > PortalOfEvil on his own?
> >
> > And you arrrrrre.....what? Some boob?
>
> Just a $65,000+a-year computer programmer who owns his own home (and
> has been fixing it up year by year -- you should have seen the
> bathroom remodeling jobs I did on my last one),
Enjoy it while you can. Tech jobs just not what they used to be.
> has been in the
> conbooks and on the panels of several AnthroCons, is starting a second
> career as a writer, takes a decent road trip every month or two, and
> only hits a couple cons a year by choice, not because he can't afford
> to.
Please pardon me if i somehow don't go down on my knees and give you a
blowjob for your "achievements".
>
> And as long as this is a dick-swinging contest:
>
> Fandoms currently belonging to:
> Furry (serious writing and art, off-and-on small press
> publication)
> SF lit (primarily classics of the Sixties and Seventies)
> FRP Gaming (including lotsa articles in an online fanzine)
> Model Railroad (collecting structure details while waiting for
> time)
> SF miniatures gaming (also waiting for time)
> Battleship (naval history buffs & "naval counterfactual"
> what-ifs)
>
> Fandoms formerly belonging to:
> Anime (mostly during the Eighties)
> Comics (again, mostly in the Eighties and Nineties)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........
MHirtes
? the Platypus {aka David Formosa} <dfor...@zeta.org.au> wrote:
> MHirtes <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> writes:
>
> > In article <vvia9oi...@corp.supernews.com>,
> > "Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote:
> [...]
>
> > [google garbage snipped]
> >
> > Funny. I remember as recently as Comic Con 2001 where Bob was at Fred
> > Perry's table, asking Fred to help Bob find Mitch because "He saw me an
> > took off..."
>
> Its now 2004 alot can happen in 3 years.
And some things stay the same.
MHirtes
"Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote:
> Dear Mr. Hirtes:
>
> I was not the one who said you were mentally disabled. You were. Deal with
> it.
>
> Also, I wouldn't know. How long ago were you at a convention? I'm just
> relaying information from people who actually go to conventions.
>
Translation: I, Wanderer, am a dumbass that relies on hearsay.
more...@greatweed.com
> a babboon pen full of other squeeling asssfaced mutants gone apeshit from
> Laxative-laced P.C.P. causing a fecal coated ripping or limbs and flesh from
.........
Has anyone ever told you you've got WAY too much free time?
Ken Pick
> In article <9efdce3a.04010...@posting.google.com>,
> cath...@earthlink.net (Ken Pick) wrote:
>
> > MHirtes <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
> > news:<htes-479541.1...@news.central.cox.net>...
> >
> > Just a $65,000+a-year computer programmer who owns his own home (and
> > has been fixing it up year by year -- you should have seen the
> > bathroom remodeling jobs I did on my last one),
>
> Enjoy it while you can. Tech jobs just not what they used to be.
Sixteen years at the same company in an industry where tenure is
usually measured in months? I'm one of those unsung-but-necessary
applications hacks, nothing like the glamorous (and volatile)
celebrity "Tech jobs" of dot-bomb fame. I thought that's called
"stability of income" and "job security."
But then, nothing has as much stability of income and job security as
being a welfare bum. A parasite can always find a new host to suck.
> > has been in the
> > conbooks and on the panels of several AnthroCons, is starting a second
> > career as a writer, takes a decent road trip every month or two, and
> > only hits a couple cons a year by choice, not because he can't afford
> > to.
>
> Please pardon me if i somehow don't go down on my knees and give you a
> blowjob for your "achievements".
Looks like I hit the head without realizing it with "new host to
suck".
Give a male-to-male blow job? You must really be FURRREEEEEEE! after
all.
Unfortunately, I'm straight. However, a lot of your anti-FURREEEEE
idols would be glad to take you up on the offer...
> > And as long as this is a dick-swinging contest:
> >
> > Fandoms currently belonging to:
> > Furry (serious writing and art, off-and-on small press
> > publication)
> > SF lit (primarily classics of the Sixties and Seventies)
> > FRP Gaming (including lotsa articles in an online fanzine)
> > Model Railroad (collecting structure details while waiting for
> > time)
> > SF miniatures gaming (also waiting for time)
> > Battleship (naval history buffs & "naval counterfactual"
> > what-ifs)
> >
> > Fandoms formerly belonging to:
> > Anime (mostly during the Eighties)
> > Comics (again, mostly in the Eighties and Nineties)
>
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........
No dick to swing... Too lazy to even wake up...
slickpuppy
> > Damn son, make up your mind! Are you furry or are you not?
>
> Read:
>
> http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/show-article.php?file=critterology
Oh, I see now! You're not one of those evil, stupid, geeky *Trekkies* who
runied the fandom! Nossir! You're one of the nice, smart, diginified and
saintly *TREKKERS!*
BWA-HA-HAAAAAAA!!!
Damn Mikey, the fact that you bought *that* tract of Florida real estate
just confirms my every suspicion about you, kiddo. What an astoundingly
silly boy you are!
Oh, and thanks for the article; It's rather amusing to know that Jerry
Collins seems to be at the same place. And he's almost as big a hypocrite as
you, spouting off like that after all those years of big-breasted latex-clad
fetish Bamboids. I love this community, I do.
--
Kevin J. Mulder
slick...@xecu.net
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by
merit, you would stay out, and your
dog would go in."
-Mark Twain
Wanderer
> Translation: I, Wanderer, am a dumbass that relies on hearsay.
Translation: I, Michael Hirtes, completely forgot that I said I was
mentally disabled, but I can never admit that. So I'm going to ignore the
fact that the con report was actually documented on Usenet, call it
"hearsay", and pretend I can actually laugh at someone who has a brain.
After all, Furries are all mean, stinky poopyheads. Nyah.
Yours with a grin,
The wolfish,
Tamar
on another artists work, but as a paying fan, I'd like the work in a book to
at least be finished for the purposes of publication. I mean, just what have
those stories he's had run in recent Furrloughs and Genus about anyway for
one, and why are all them them photographed sketches?
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"slickpuppy" <slick...@xecu.net> wrote in message
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Tamar
why he's unemployable. I work with many mentally challenged people and they
can still find work and do task for pay.
--
Shawntae Howard
www.extinctioners.com
"Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in message
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ilr
Martin Skunk <martin...@notcoldmail.com> wrote in message
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> thought he knew how to keep himself apart from flamewars and useless
> arguments.
>
Being an Artist doesn't automatically qualify one for sainthood. Gallacci's
given several of these goofballs some serious flaming, but also it hasn't
diminished his accomplishments in any way either. Sometimes screwing
off here can be more attractive than being productive elsewhere (it always
was for me for the first 4 years that I stumbled around this genre) and
other times spirited arguing just slips your mind and you get lost in your
work instead. But I think the truly false assumption you make is that
he was "trolling" when the target of his Ire was trolls themselves. I'd
register than one more under repartee or contempt than trolling since
THEY're ususally the ones who do the convulsing and convoluting.
MHirtes
"Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote:
> "MHirtes" <ht...@jawholenewaddy.com> wrote in message
> news:htes-576AD0.0...@news.central.cox.net...
> > Translation: I, Wanderer, am a dumbass that relies on hearsay.
>
> Translation: I, Michael Hirtes, completely forgot that I said I was
> mentally disabled, but I can never admit that. So I'm going to ignore the
> fact that the con report was actually documented on Usenet, call it
> "hearsay", and pretend I can actually laugh at someone who has a brain.
> After all, Furries are all mean, stinky poopyheads. Nyah.
"So I'm going to ignore the fact that the con report was actually
documented on Usenet"
No, I'm not ignoring it. What I *am* doing is calling it hearsay once
again and upping the ante by calling it BULLSHIT as well.
mouse
> Which sstill for some reason show up in Genus. I've never been one to crush
> on another artists work, but as a paying fan, I'd like the work in a book to
> at least be finished for the purposes of publication. I mean, just what have
> those stories he's had run in recent Furrloughs and Genus about anyway for
> one, and why are all them them photographed sketches?
>
> --
> Shawntae Howard
> www.extinctioners.com
awww shit, here we go again
Shawntae Howard, doesnt like something Jerry has to say - turns around
attacks Jerry's art because he doesnt have any ground to stand on to
attack what he said.
Why dont you start saying he needs to learn to use an eraser like
you've said 4-5 times now, fucking dork
mouse
> runied the fandom! Nossir! You're one of the nice, smart, diginified and
> saintly *TREKKERS!*
Too bad you are too fucking stupid to realize that the ranks of the
"trekkers" in your little scenario here have grown to the point they
are scattered EVERYWHERE
practically every where i go, i run across people who seem like they
really could have been furries...but gee-whiz..they HATE furries
gowan, do the math
fucking figure it out, retard ;)