----- Original Message -----
From: "Mark Townsend" <markbt...@attbi.com>
To: <inform...@iiug.org>
Sent: Friday, September 26, 2003 00:02
Subject: Re: Fw: Company thought DB2 will be better than Oracle.
> Obviously sent from a 2 node RAC cluster. The first post was simply
> gratuitous, the second mere stupidity.
>
RAC??? Isn't that an emergency vehicle recovery service in the UK? Aid for
the stupid, something like that.
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> Flashback Query
>
You mean the system forgets what it was doing and has to be reminded? I'm
impressed. I thought it was only humans that suffered Altzeimers.
>
> Virtual Private Database (Policy based security)
>
As opposed to a really private one. Is this akin to a latrine with the door
hanging off? That's virtually private too.
>
> Automated Memory Management
>
To counter flashbacks no doubt.
>
Great!!! When are they going to get any of them working on anything more
complex than a slide projector?
You almost got my money
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Flashback QueryYou mean the system forgets what it was doing and has to be reminded? I'm impressed. I thought it was only humans that suffered Altzeimers.
Great!!! When are they going to get any of them working on anything more complex than a slide projector?
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