Daniel Morgan poem READ IT !
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I have edited this version so that most people will understand it, if
you don't then tough 'cause I do !
The Ballad of Daniel Morgan
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This is the tale of Daniel Morgan,
Who had a tiny sexual organ,
It gave his girl friends such a shock,
When they touched his tiny cock,
He laboured hard to find a cure,
He polished it with fish manure,
He tied it up with bits of string,
But still it was a poor small thing,
It was just one inch when fully reared,
When lying down it disappeared,
It was just by chance they called him Danny,
Half an inch shorter it would have been Fanny,
One day Danny read in the Daily Mail,
That things called falses were on sale,
For women who had tiny breasts,
They wore these things inside their vests,
And then went in the latest fashions,
To satisfy mens beastly passions,
Our Danny said, "I am no fool,
Why can't I have a big false tool."
He worked all night to make a big false chopper,
And ended up with a great big whopper,
It was 12 inches long and made of plastic,
And ould stretch any girls fanny like elastic,
It really was a lovely job,
And on the end was a big red knob,
Dan tied it up with bits of twine,
It did look rather fine,
Lying there beneath his pants,
It just looked like an elephants,
The girls all flocked around with glee,
As they saw his bulge stretch to his knee,
No other fellas stood a chance,
When our Dan attended a dance,
For when the girls danced with Danny,
His tool kept tickling around their fanny,
The girls began to faint and swoom,
As Danny waltzed them around the room,
What a shock they had in stall,
For one night dancing around the floor,
Danny stopped and loudly cursed,
He felt the string and strapping burst,
Before he reached the nearest seat,
His tool was hanging at his feet,
His partner gave a strangled cough,
And said, "Excuse me but your cocks fell off!"
I could n't describe the scenes there after,
The wise cracks and scournful laughter,
All those girls that Dan had dated,
Gazed as his cock so deflated,
A girl name Silvia made him sick,
She gave his tool a spiteful kick,
Poor Danny's screams rang round the hall,
For the string was tied around his ball,
As he staggered to the nearest door,
His poor cock dragged along the floor,
Course the band was almost crackers,
Whilst in the gents Dan bathed his knackers,
So if you are like Daniel Morgan,
And have a tiny sexual organ,
Remember though its only wee,
It's just as good for the pee !!!
- Simon