Blitzer snags tongue on semen stain
Michael Sells
on CNN's The World Today. This is a hard news show. Sometimes it is
pretty good. Blitzer gives a report on the first anniversary of
semen-gate and states, several times, as if by sheer repetition he could
make it come true, that future historians will always look back on
semen-gate first when evaluation the Clinton years, and he kept
perseverating on the notion of a stain or tarnish (I can't remember
which term he was using; he tends to use them both).
Poor Wolf. His proudest moment was asking Clinton, in the presence of
Tony Blair who had come to talk about peace for Northern Ireland (a
topic that makes Blitzer nauseous), about oral sex with Monica (a topic
Wolf finds of transcendent importance).
Wolf has never gotten over the fact that most people don't give a damn
about oral sex with Monica. and never will. It just ain't up there with
nuclear war, genocide, economic prosperity, social security, welfare
reform, space exploration, and the secrets of the creation of the
universe.
Wolf is the kid on the cold winter day who put his tongue on the frozen
rail. Ouch. Wolf got his tongue caught on the semen stain and has
never managed to extricate it.
So here he is, on CNN The World Today, presenting AS NEWS, not as
opinion or commentary or even prophecy (and Wolf clearly thinks he is a
prophet), what future historians will say about Clinton. Duh, Wolf, the
reason you can't know is that they will be in the future.
Remember the great issue of the Kennedy-Nixon debates that was going to
resonate down the halls of history: Kemoy and Matsu islands. No one
gives a #*^%(&*(*&_&^#@# about Kemoy and Matsu. But people at that time
would not have been able to know that because they weren't prophets.
Wolf Blitzer, confusing his inflated self-image as a prophet with news.
Tongue stuck on a year-old dried out semen stain.. Ouch. At least
those who have oral sex have their tongue on something lubricated.
Mike
Michael Sells
heart of the universe:
THE AWARD IS BACK!
In my previous two postings, I honored Tim Russert and Wolf Blitzer for
being so obsessed with the semen-stain on Monica's dress that they lost all
professional standards of journalism. After watching Blitzer give, AS NEWS,
his own silly prediction that future generations will think as he does that
sex with Monica was the most important story of the Clinton presidency, I
decided to give to CNN's Wolf Blitzer the coveted FIRST ANNIVERSARY
SEMEN-STAINED DRESS AWARD. The full citation, as posted here in the
previous message, can now be found at the Semen Stained Dress web page,
along with the ten major winners from last year, with full essays on each
and mentions of the runners up: George Will, Linda Tripp, John Fund of the
pouting lip, Maureen Dowd (whose columns come down to the complaint "why is
everyone scum but me"), and the Washington elite and would-be elite).
The only SemenStainedDress site and the only SemenStainedDress awards. See
George Will actually wearing his semen stained dress.
http://www.haverford.edu/relg/sells/SemenStainedDress.html
Mike
Martin McPhillips
Bitter Haverford Professor jerks off in public--
Michael Sells wrote in message <38699B10...@haverford.edu>...