[coffee break] I'm bored

[Ezekiel Krahlin]

...so I thought I'd go bother some of those right-wing and left-wing political message boards. You know: the kind populated by militia wannabe's, etc.
Well, Liberty for All's message board - http://voy.com/15283/ - was today's victim. I started a thread with the following title/message:

---begin my post to msg. board:

Subject: How about standing up for our gay citizens?
From: Ezekiel Joseph Krahlin

Those who run this site do a fine job of reporting the truth quite accurately; esp. as regards standing up against oppression of various minorities, and
women. Being new here, I want to know if Liberty For All has articles in defense of sexual minorities, or any other pro-gay material. After all, we are
among the MOST and LONGEST oppressed of all minorities in America.

---
Zeke for Gay President, 2004:
www.gay-bible.org/index.html#TOP2

---end of my post

Then I lingered a while longer, and glad I did...because I came across this delightfully flakey message:

---begin flakey msg.:

Subject: More sex, less violence
From: Gloria

Starchild,
In the vast picture of the world, revealed and endlessly changing right before our eyes. The lines of right and wrong lap over each other. And many
are lost in the shuffle.
Yes, a kind word and even physical love. Might make all the difference in a persons life. Taking them from that hopeless void and giving them a
feeling of worth.

---end of flakey msg.

And I couldn't help replying:

---begin my reply to flakey msg.:

Subject: More Homosexuality , Less Breeder Violence
From: Ezekiel Joseph Krahlin

What a lovely ideal you have expressed, Gloria. As a gay activist-philosopher, I have concluded that we gay folk are the Bonobos chimps of the
human race. (To those not in the know: the Bonobos are the only species of chimpanzees that resolve conflicts with physical pleasure, i.e. "sex".)

So I think a lot of people would go gay, if their society did not view it as a horrid crime untouchable by any decent hetero supremacist. But why not
beat the rush? Why not consider turning queer NOW, before the slippery slope of karmic justice, destiny and evolution, changes ALL our genes to
100% homosexual? It's in the stars.

---
"I will never abuse the Oval Orifice."
- El Presidente Zeke
www.gay-bible.org/index.html#TOP2

---end my reply to flakey msg.

Might be fun to check out what sorts of replies I get, eh? We'll see! (Might make
great fodder for my satirical website.)

Now I hope I put a smile on your face, a refreshing break from reality's trials.
My great soldiers of the Pink Triangle.

Yours truly,

Zeke Krahlin, Chief Thracian
Blue Rose Militia
(dedicated to the civil rights of all sexual minorities across our nation, the world, and the 21st century)
(First Assignment: flush out all homophobic street thugs from our queer neighborhoods.]

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