Some Necrophiliac Faery Humor (Is it Hallowe'en yet?)
Ezekiel Krahlin
(c) 2003 (God, I can't believe it's the 21st Century!)
by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(blessed by the Great Spirit who
gives me this tale, and many more)
Coyote the Trickster is such a talented joke
writer, that he even publishes big books of his
silly meanderings. A few years ago, he presented
me his then-latest collection:
1,001 Skull-F*cking Jokes
by Coyote T. Trickster
Each was a gut-busting hee-haw, from the very
first morsel to the very last, and all 999 in
between. And...if you read them in order, the next
joke is always a teensy bit funnier than the
previous. Read them out of order, and it doesn't
work that way: some are funnier, some NOT as
funny...while the largest portion are EQUALLY
funny. Why? I really don't know; that's Coyote's
special magic to which even I, his very best
friend, am not privy.
But I digress. Several new moons after showing me
that book, Coyote returned with a NEW collection,
this one titled:
1,001 Skull-F*cking Jokes
Volume II
by Coyote T. Trickster
And I exclaimed:
"Coy, you need to get off this skull-f*cking
shtick. C'mon, you're a very smart coyote...surely
you can come up with an entire NEW theme." Coyote
stared at me blankly, indicating I would need to
cease my soft-heartedness with my friend, and
display some good old-fashioned shit kicking
sarcasm. So I added (after a little deliberation):
"May these Happy Hunting Grounds wither and turn
to squirrel dung and get blown away into the four
corners of the world, before I ever lay eyes on a
book entitled:
1,001 Skull-F*cking Jokes
Volume III
by Coyote T. Trickster
Do you get my drift, dear brother?"
"I certainly DO, Little Pony" (that's my Lakota name)
said Coyote, raising a paw in thought, to his
forehead, "Why, I'll come up with a whole NEW theme,
and show you the very first joke I write. Let me go
now and compose the very first part of my next opus.
I'll be seeing you again real soon, little bro'."
"Lookin' forward to your next joke, 'Yote!" I
waved au revoire as he scampered down our village
path to his own little teepee seven villages down
the A-line, and four down the D (or take the C-2
if you're not in a hurry and would enjoy a rustic
view out your window).
Well, the new moon came and went without Coyote
showing up. Indeed, it wasn't before FIVE new
moons had come and gone, that he finally returned,
so excited he could barely speak:
"When you finally catch your breath, silly
brother," I commented, trying to hide my curiosity
as best as possible, "tell me why it took you so
long to compose one lousy joke."
"Little Pony, Little Pony! Here it is: the first
joke and so much more!" Coyote hopped about my
kitchen, knocking over teapot and tea. "In fact,
I DID write joke numero-uno within scarce MINUTES
of our last parting. But I got so excited with
that one, I just HAD to write a dozen more--you
know, like a baker's dozen--as by now I REALLY
wanted to please you. Well, a dozen led to ANOTHER
dozen, and then to a DOZEN dozen, and...voila! My
latest book, brother! You will be SO very proud of
me; check this out!"
And so I was handed a tome so heavy, it almost
dropped from my hands when I received it from
Coy's trembling paws. I set it on my lap and
looked down at the book, and its title:
1,001 Brain-F*cking Jokes
by Coyote T. Trickster
---finis
SinQueerly yours,
Ezekiel J. Krahlin
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