A Vial Proposition (humor)
Ezekiel Krahlin
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TEST TUBE IS BEST TUBE
(a post-holiday meditation by Ezekiel
Joseph Krahlin, queer extraordinaire)
Many gay men and women MIMIC Jehovah's form of reproduction via ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION !!! So not only do we queers resemble Jesus by our long-long-suffering for the sins of others (mainly heteros in our case)...but we likewise resemble His Holy Father, by not reproducing like wild jungle beasts. I can see it now:
When it came time to impregnate Mary, YHVH called His Favorite Angel to His chambers. "Gabrielle," said Our Lord, "Take this vial of My Most Sacred Sperm, and insert it into Joseph's barren wife thusly..." and explained the delicate but necessary process to a highly embarrassed archangel. Gabrielle then gingerly accepted this Holy Grail unto his own trembling hands, and departed to complete this Awesome Mission (or what Brother Lucifer calls "A Pointless Experiment in Bad Taste").
"Oh, and when you return," hollered Jehovah through the exit curtain (still fluttering from the swoosh of Gabby's departing wings) "...spare me the details; puhleeeease!"
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For a good time, browse
www.gay-bible.org
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SinQueerly yours,
Ezekiel J. Krahlin
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Lavender-Velvet Revolution
http://www.gay-bible.org/
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