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The PunisheR-in chief

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From the HFW website "Stay out of alt.evil and ACC-M"
Kick me out motherfucker, you ain't doing your job so well.
--
m30w Member DMV, the Dept. of Meowing and Violence m30w
DMV Homepage http://home.swbell.net/mthack/DMVwelcome.htm
UPDATED 3-3-98 NEW JACKOFF OF THE MONTH PAGE AND NEW IDIOTS PAGE!!
"I make shake every time you see my name"
Dr. Doom offering frosty beverages.

"I've barely sent any flames your way."
Dr. Doom explains his alt.flame style.

Big Daddy Zeus

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In article <01bd4738$b71836c0$ac01...@mthack.swbell.net>,
fu...@wilhelp.com says...

> From the HFW website "Stay out of alt.evil and ACC-M"
> Kick me out motherfucker, you ain't doing your job so well.
>
If I filled the groups with nothing but my posts then you WOULD have no
choice but run. You ran from so many of that last series that I lost
count after a couple of hundred. You are a bore and you are the epitome
of cowardice. You ran from every thread we had going albeit, I was the
one keeping the threads on an interesting plane but that is another
story.

--
********
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Hell Flame Wars, Inc.
********
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updated daily
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The PunisheR-in chief

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Big Daddy Zeus <b...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
<MPG.f66b9a69...@enews.newsguy.com>...


> In article <01bd4738$b71836c0$ac01...@mthack.swbell.net>,
> fu...@wilhelp.com says...
> > From the HFW website "Stay out of alt.evil and ACC-M"
> > Kick me out motherfucker, you ain't doing your job so well.
> >
> If I filled the groups with nothing but my posts then you WOULD have no
> choice but run. You ran from so many of that last series that I lost
> count after a couple of hundred. You are a bore and you are the epitome
> of cowardice. You ran from every thread we had going albeit, I was the
> one keeping the threads on an interesting plane but that is another
> story.

IOW...you can't do the thing you say you want to do. now your gonna whine
about it. And, "A couple of hundred"? Surely you jest....you wouldn't be
flooding anyone again would you?


--
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DMV Homepage http://home.swbell.net/mthack/DMVwelcome.htm

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Big Daddy Zeus

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In article <01bd4799$aacd6dc0$3e01...@mthack.swbell.net>,
fu...@wilhelp.com says...

>
>
> Big Daddy Zeus <b...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
> <MPG.f66b9a69...@enews.newsguy.com>...
> > In article <01bd4738$b71836c0$ac01...@mthack.swbell.net>,
> > fu...@wilhelp.com says...
> > > From the HFW website "Stay out of alt.evil and ACC-M"
> > > Kick me out motherfucker, you ain't doing your job so well.
> > >
> > If I filled the groups with nothing but my posts then you WOULD have no
> > choice but run. You ran from so many of that last series that I lost
> > count after a couple of hundred. You are a bore and you are the epitome
> > of cowardice. You ran from every thread we had going albeit, I was the
> > one keeping the threads on an interesting plane but that is another
> > story.
>
> IOW...you can't do the thing you say you want to do. now your gonna whine
> about it. And, "A couple of hundred"? Surely you jest....you wouldn't be
> flooding anyone again would you?
>
It wouldn't matter if it were a flood or ten posts, you couldn't match
them in quality or quantity. I am surprised you still post. Maybe HFW
will allow you to offer a surrender or something.

The PunisheR-in chief

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Big Daddy Zeus <b...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article

<MPG.f6819972...@enews.newsguy.com>...

Are you going to get to "Kicking" me out of alt.evil and/or ACC-M? Or are
you going to discuss posting habits all day?

Big Daddy Zeus

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In article <01bd482e$7884b360$7801...@mthack.swbell.net>,
You are just trying to get someone to touch your ass.

Doctor Doom

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"The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>Big Daddy Zeus <b...@ix.netcom.com> wrote
[...]

>> It wouldn't matter if it were a flood or ten posts, you couldn't match
>> them in quality or quantity. I am surprised you still post. Maybe HFW
>> will allow you to offer a surrender or something.
>
>Are you going to get to "Kicking" me out of alt.evil and/or ACC-M?

We LET you post there. We like to have a communal football.

>Or are you going to discuss posting habits all day?

You've not been mailing faeces again, have you?
You know the trouble it got you into last time.

-
DOCTOR DOOM www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~thorne

Member of HELL FLAME WARS


The PunisheR-in chief

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Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in article
<3511139e...@read.news.global.net.uk>...


> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
> >Big Daddy Zeus <b...@ix.netcom.com> wrote
> [...]
> >> It wouldn't matter if it were a flood or ten posts, you couldn't match

> >> them in quality or quantity. I am surprised you still post. Maybe
HFW
> >> will allow you to offer a surrender or something.
> >
> >Are you going to get to "Kicking" me out of alt.evil and/or ACC-M?
>
> We LET you post there. We like to have a communal football.
>
> >Or are you going to discuss posting habits all day?
>
> You've not been mailing faeces again, have you?
> You know the trouble it got you into last time.

What the fuck is "Faeces"? You drop your thesaurus again?


--
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"I make shake every time you see my name"
Dr. Doom offering frosty beverages.

"I've barely sent any flames your way."
Dr. Doom explains his alt.flame style.

Gilbert:
"Get your head out of your ass-EganWipE."
Editor in chief:
"Gilbert wishes he had an ass to stick his head in,
don't you Gilbert?"
To which Doom responds: <350dc0c3...@read.news.global.net.uk>
"He knows where to find an ass, he just calls up dial-an-ass."


Doctor Doom

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"The PunisheD-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote

>> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>> >Big Daddy Zeus <b...@ix.netcom.com> wrote
>> [...]
>> >> It wouldn't matter if it were a flood or ten posts, you couldn't match
>
>> >> them in quality or quantity. I am surprised you still post. Maybe
>HFW
>> >> will allow you to offer a surrender or something.
>> >
>> >Are you going to get to "Kicking" me out of alt.evil and/or ACC-M?
>>
>> We LET you post there. We like to have a communal football.

PUNT!



>> >Or are you going to discuss posting habits all day?
>>
>> You've not been mailing faeces again, have you?
>> You know the trouble it got you into last time.
>
>What the fuck is "Faeces"?

It is what you post to Usenet.

>You drop your thesaurus again?

I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.

The PunisheR-in chief

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Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in article

<35055a70...@read.news.global.net.uk>...


> "The PunisheD-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote
> >> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
> >> >Big Daddy Zeus <b...@ix.netcom.com> wrote
> >> [...]
> >> >> It wouldn't matter if it were a flood or ten posts, you couldn't
match
> >
> >> >> them in quality or quantity. I am surprised you still post. Maybe
> >HFW
> >> >> will allow you to offer a surrender or something.
> >> >
> >> >Are you going to get to "Kicking" me out of alt.evil and/or ACC-M?
> >>
> >> We LET you post there. We like to have a communal football.
>
> PUNT!
>
> >> >Or are you going to discuss posting habits all day?
> >>
> >> You've not been mailing faeces again, have you?
> >> You know the trouble it got you into last time.
> >
> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
>
> It is what you post to Usenet.
>

Must be a new word, hmmm..I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
compendium.

> >You drop your thesaurus again?
>
> I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.

Why, do you normally use one without pants?

Arnaud Menjy Fercq

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"The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:

>Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in article

>> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?


>>
>> It is what you post to Usenet.

>Must be a new word, hmmm..

No, it's been around for ages in British English.

>I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>compendium.

Pull a genuine spell flame and I'll put it in. This is a cock-up,
Mike, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to flame you again.

You semi-literate faeces-stained foetus. (c'mon - spell-lame me on
this, Mike, and let's PARTY!!!!)

---
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http://extra.newsguy.com/~fgentry (updated 26th Feb 98)
"the Louse-monkey *LITERALLY* shit his pants"
-Palmjob, illustrating what happens when a prolific
Usenet writer strays too far from the dictionary
in <676moc$m...@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>

Doctor Doom

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"The PunisheD-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote
>> "The PunisheD-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote
>> >> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>> >> >Big Daddy Zeus <b...@ix.netcom.com> wrote
>> >> [...]
>> >> >> It wouldn't matter if it were a flood or ten posts, you couldn't
>match
>> >
>> >> >> them in quality or quantity. I am surprised you still post. Maybe
>> >HFW
>> >> >> will allow you to offer a surrender or something.
>> >> >
>> >> >Are you going to get to "Kicking" me out of alt.evil and/or ACC-M?
>> >>
>> >> We LET you post there. We like to have a communal football.
>>
>> PUNT!

PUNT!

>> >> >Or are you going to discuss posting habits all day?
>> >>
>> >> You've not been mailing faeces again, have you?
>> >> You know the trouble it got you into last time.
>> >

>> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
>>
>> It is what you post to Usenet.
>

>Must be a new word, hmmm..I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>compendium.

While you add words you have never heard, do add the word flame.
Come to think of it, the two words go hand in hand with the DMV.

>> >You drop your thesaurus again?
>>
>> I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.
>
>Why, do you normally use one without pants?

No, I just fear for my anal passage with people such as you.

El Cypher

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On Sun, 08 Mar 1998 18:23:15 GMT, do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk
(Doctor Doom) wrote:

>"The PunisheD-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>>Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote
>>> "The PunisheD-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>>> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote
>>> >> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>>> >> >Big Daddy Zeus <b...@ix.netcom.com> wrote
>>> >> [...]
>>> >> >> It wouldn't matter if it were a flood or ten posts, you couldn't
>>match
>>> >
>>> >> >> them in quality or quantity. I am surprised you still post. Maybe
>>> >HFW
>>> >> >> will allow you to offer a surrender or something.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Are you going to get to "Kicking" me out of alt.evil and/or ACC-M?
>>> >>
>>> >> We LET you post there. We like to have a communal football.
>>>
>>> PUNT!
>
>PUNT!

Sounds like you're getting off. Take the cybersex shit somewhere else.

>>> >> >Or are you going to discuss posting habits all day?
>>> >>
>>> >> You've not been mailing faeces again, have you?
>>> >> You know the trouble it got you into last time.
>>> >
>>> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
>>>
>>> It is what you post to Usenet.
>>
>>Must be a new word, hmmm..I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>>compendium.
>
>While you add words you have never heard, do add the word flame.

PKB. The closest HFW has come to flame is when Gilbert accidently
set himself on fire while experimenting with cigarettes.

>Come to think of it, the two words go hand in hand with the DMV.

I think "defeat" and "HFW" are the same word, if I went by Usenet
track records.

>>> >You drop your thesaurus again?
>>>
>>> I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.
>>
>>Why, do you normally use one without pants?
>
>No, I just fear for my anal passage with people such as you.

And yet you let BDZ and Gilbert enter it every day. You've got
your priorities fucked up, Doomie.


m30w.

--
m30w DMV (Department of Meowing & Violence) member m30w
DMV Homepage http://home.swbell.net/mthack/DMVwelcome.htm
"The the cheap version, the official version posted by HFW last month."-BDZ
"I'm a teacher of the new GPA, "Glbert Piss Artistry""-Gilbert T. Sullivan
"Honest - Palmjob."-Dumpster Rodent. "LIAR!"-Palmer's response

PunisheR in chief

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Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq <me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com> wrote in
article <350295d5....@enews.newsguy.com>...


> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>

> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in article
>

> >> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
> >>
> >> It is what you post to Usenet.
>

> >Must be a new word, hmmm..
>
> No, it's been around for ages in British English.
>

Sounds "swishy" to me. Must be British.

> >I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
> >compendium.
>

> Pull a genuine spell flame and I'll put it in. This is a cock-up,
> Mike, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to flame you again.
>

For shame, I hope like hell I didn't offend the Queen Mum. Try using "Shit"
next time.


> You semi-literate faeces-stained foetus. (c'mon - spell-lame me on
> this, Mike, and let's PARTY!!!!)
>

Well, if it was truly a English British spelling, then By God! I'll
retract. Feel better now? Or do you want to whine in your Guiness some
more?
--
m30w Member of the DMV(dept. of Meowing and Violence) m30w
http://home.swbell.net/mthack/DMVwelcome.htm

"I make shake everytime you see my name."


"I've barely sent any flames your way."

"When Gilbert needs an ass, he calls dial-an-ass!"
The wit and wisdome of Dr. Dumbass Doom.

Big Daddy Zeus

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In article <350295d5....@enews.newsguy.com>,
me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com (Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq) says...

> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>
> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in article
>
> >> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
> >>
> >> It is what you post to Usenet.
>
> >Must be a new word, hmmm..
>
> No, it's been around for ages in British English.
>
> >I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
> >compendium.
>
> Pull a genuine spell flame and I'll put it in. This is a cock-up,
> Mike, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to flame you again.
>
> You semi-literate faeces-stained foetus. (c'mon - spell-lame me on
> this, Mike, and let's PARTY!!!!)
>
What is a "foetus?" <snicker><sarcasm>

Arnaud Menjy Fercq

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"PunisheR in chief" wrote:

[...]

>For shame, I hope like hell I didn't offend the Queen Mum.

That old fart? God, man, if you're going to pull a nationalistic lame
on me, pick something I give a fuck about.

>Try using "Shit" next time.

Noted : I shall try to restrict myself to monosyllabic words from now
on. Anything to help.

>Well, if it was truly a English British spelling,

I assume you mean British English spelling, or have you started
writing backwards for artistic effect?

It is, btw.

> then By God! I'll retract.

Thankyou. ONE-NIL.

>Feel better now?

A minor victory. There'll be a few more by the time I've finished with
you, sunshine.

>Or do you want to whine in your Guiness some more?

1) How d'you know I drink Guinness? (I do)
2) Guinness is Irish. Not a flame, just fyi (they spell properly too).
3) I wasn't whining, but if you're that desperate to put something in
my award-winning compendium, do your research first. Please. It's for
your own good.

PunisheR in chief

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Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq <me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com> wrote in

article <3503a5cd...@enews.newsguy.com>...


> "PunisheR in chief" wrote:
>
> >Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq <me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com> wrote
in
> >article <350295d5....@enews.newsguy.com>...
> [...]
>
> >For shame, I hope like hell I didn't offend the Queen Mum.
>
> That old fart? God, man, if you're going to pull a nationalistic lame
> on me, pick something I give a fuck about.
>

How about Soccer? Would that be more your speed, or "Fish and chips."?

> >Try using "Shit" next time.
>
> Noted : I shall try to restrict myself to monosyllabic words from now
> on. Anything to help.
>

I'm sorry, this is alt.flame, not rec.arts.prose or anything. I'm not here
to debate British English or what the fuck ever.


> >Well, if it was truly a English British spelling,
>
> I assume you mean British English spelling, or have you started
> writing backwards for artistic effect?
>

What? Two new methods of lame? Forgive me as I laugh uncontrollably.


> It is, btw.
>

That's what I thought.

> > then By God! I'll retract.
>
> Thankyou. ONE-NIL.
>

One-One actually. If we're keeping score.

> >Feel better now?
>
> A minor victory.

That's pretty much sums up your flame career.

There'll be a few more by the time I've finished with you, sunshine.

Sunshine? Perhaps I said too much by saying your British English sounded
"Swishy"

> >Or do you want to whine in your Guiness some more?
>
> 1) How d'you know I drink Guinness? (I do)

Just a lucky guess. I thought that's what all you Brits drank whilst
"Tubthumping".

> 2) Guinness is Irish. Not a flame, just fyi (they spell properly too).

Well, fuck, that's what happens when you learn all your Geography from
"Iron Maiden" C.D. boxes. I apologize.

> 3) I wasn't whining, but if you're that desperate to put something in
> my award-winning compendium, do your research first. Please. It's for
> your own good.

This directed to one of the main contributors to your "Compendium".


--
m30w Member of the DMV(dept. of Meowing and Violence) m30w
http://home.swbell.net/mthack/DMVwelcome.htm

"I make shake everytime you see my name."
"I've barely sent any flames your way."
"When Gilbert needs an ass, he calls dial-an-ass!"
The wit and wisdome of Dr. Dumbass Doom.

Spiro

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In article <MPG.f6d391d5...@enews.newsguy.com>,
b...@ix.netcom.com says...

>
>In article <350295d5....@enews.newsguy.com>,
>me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com (Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq)
says...
>> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in article
>>
>> >> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
>> >>
>> >> It is what you post to Usenet.
>>
>> >Must be a new word, hmmm..
>>
>> No, it's been around for ages in British English.
>>
>> >I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>> >compendium.
>>
>> Pull a genuine spell flame and I'll put it in. This is a cock-up,
>> Mike, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to flame you again.
>>
>> You semi-literate faeces-stained foetus. (c'mon - spell-lame me on
>> this, Mike, and let's PARTY!!!!)
>>
>What is a "foetus?" <snicker><sarcasm>
>

Zuessy are you trying to flame somebody here? I'm curious as to why you
have quoted the word foetus.

--
sp...@peace.love


Doctor Doom

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cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
[...]

>>PUNT!
>
>Sounds like you're getting off. Take the cybersex shit somewhere else.

Cybersex? Just kicking the PunisheD around.

[...]
>>>Must be a new word, hmmm..I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>>>compendium.
>>


>>While you add words you have never heard, do add the word flame.
>
>PKB. The closest HFW has come to flame is when Gilbert accidently
>set himself on fire while experimenting with cigarettes.

IKYABWAI

>>Come to think of it, the two words go hand in hand with the DMV.
>
>I think "defeat" and "HFW" are the same word, if I went by Usenet
>track records.

Kinda like "SPANKED" and "CYPHER", eh?

>>>> >You drop your thesaurus again?
>>>>
>>>> I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.
>>>
>>>Why, do you normally use one without pants?
>>
>>No, I just fear for my anal passage with people such as you.
>
>And yet you let BDZ and Gilbert enter it every day. You've got
>your priorities fucked up, Doomie.

Cripes, another IKYABWAI. This getting scary...

Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Cypher = Piece of shit.

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authority on flaming.
<33DB64...@spark.org>
Says: TJ Miller

Big Daddy Zeus

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In article <6e1re6$t8j$7...@news.u-net.com>, sp...@peace.love says...

> In article <MPG.f6d391d5...@enews.newsguy.com>,
> b...@ix.netcom.com says...
> >
> >In article <350295d5....@enews.newsguy.com>,
> >me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com (Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq)
> says...
> >> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in article
> >>
> >> >> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
> >> >>
> >> >> It is what you post to Usenet.
> >>
> >> >Must be a new word, hmmm..
> >>
> >> No, it's been around for ages in British English.
> >>
> >> >I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
> >> >compendium.
> >>
> >> Pull a genuine spell flame and I'll put it in. This is a cock-up,
> >> Mike, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to flame you again.
> >>
> >> You semi-literate faeces-stained foetus. (c'mon - spell-lame me on
> >> this, Mike, and let's PARTY!!!!)
> >>
> >What is a "foetus?" <snicker><sarcasm>
> >
>
> Zuessy are you trying to flame somebody here? I'm curious as to why you
> have quoted the word foetus.
>
It is a long story, Newbie Shitheap. It would take more time to explain
it than I am willing to invest on you.

Just consider it an insider thing.

El Cypher

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On Mon, 09 Mar 1998 23:39:51 GMT, do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk
(Doctor Doom) wrote:

>cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>[...]
>>>PUNT!
>>
>>Sounds like you're getting off. Take the cybersex shit somewhere else.
>
>Cybersex?

I think it's time I gave you the "birds and the bees" speech, Doom.
Now sit down, and prepare to know why Zeus visits your room at
night with that ether-soaked rag...

>Just kicking the PunisheD around.

You'll have to excuse me if I don't see that...it's hard to when a
"Dr.", real or fake, can't tell the difference between "a" and "an".

>[...]
>>>>Must be a new word, hmmm..I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>>>>compendium.
>>>


>>>While you add words you have never heard, do add the word flame.
>>
>>PKB. The closest HFW has come to flame is when Gilbert accidently
>>set himself on fire while experimenting with cigarettes.
>
>IKYABWAI

What wit...how do you do it, Doomie? Wait, don't tell me...I don't
think I want to know.

>>>Come to think of it, the two words go hand in hand with the DMV.
>>
>>I think "defeat" and "HFW" are the same word, if I went by Usenet
>>track records.
>
>Kinda like "SPANKED" and "CYPHER", eh?

It would be great if you posted proof. I certainly can in the HFW's
case.

>>>>> >You drop your thesaurus again?
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.
>>>>
>>>>Why, do you normally use one without pants?
>>>
>>>No, I just fear for my anal passage with people such as you.
>>
>>And yet you let BDZ and Gilbert enter it every day. You've got
>>your priorities fucked up, Doomie.
>
>Cripes, another IKYABWAI. This getting scary...

Apparently too scary to add a "is". Jeez, one more post
and I should have him crying out to whatever God he believes in.

--
m30w DMV (Department of Meowing & Violence) member m30w
DMV Homepage http://home.swbell.net/mthack/DMVwelcome.htm

"There making an idiot out of you."-Gilbert, in reference to AFN.
"Answer the question you lame fuck, which question?"-Dr. Doom
"What do you think of Gilbert's sig since it IS the only smart thing he
has ever said."-Big Daddy Zeus

Big Daddy Zeus

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In article <6e7cc2$fl1$3...@news.u-net.com>, sp...@peace.love says...
> In article <MPG.f6e5df9f...@enews.newsguy.com>,
> b...@ix.netcom.com says...
> >
> >In article <6e1re6$t8j$7...@news.u-net.com>, sp...@peace.love says...
> >> In article <MPG.f6d391d5...@enews.newsguy.com>,
> >> b...@ix.netcom.com says...
> >> >
> >> >In article <350295d5....@enews.newsguy.com>,
> >> >me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com (Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq)
> >> says...
> >> >> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in article
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> It is what you post to Usenet.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Must be a new word, hmmm..
> >> >>
> >> >> No, it's been around for ages in British English.
> >> >>
> >> >> >I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
> >> >> >compendium.
> >> >>
> >> >> Pull a genuine spell flame and I'll put it in. This is a cock-up,
> >> >> Mike, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to flame you again.
> >> >>
> >> >> You semi-literate faeces-stained foetus. (c'mon - spell-lame
> >> >> me on this, Mike, and let's PARTY!!!!)
> >> >>
> >> >What is a "foetus?" <snicker><sarcasm>
> >> >
> >>
> >> Zuessy are you trying to flame somebody here? I'm curious as to
> >> why you have quoted the word foetus.
> >>
> >It is a long story, Newbie Shitheap.
> >
> It's because you fucked up again, isn't it?
>
I quoted "foetus" because I spell lamed Mark for it a while back. Then
Thacker spell lamed Doom for a similar word.

> >It would take more time to explain it than I am willing to invest
> >on you.
> >

> Run away then.
>
Can't take the fact that you are that inconsequential?

> >Just consider it an insider thing.
> >

> Sorry, I'm not buying your feeble excuses today.
>
Spent all your money on some Vaseline and the newest edition of Livestock
Today?

Doctor Doom

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cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>>>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>[...]
>>>>PUNT!
>>>
>>>Sounds like you're getting off. Take the cybersex shit somewhere else.
>>
>>Cybersex?
>
>I think it's time I gave you the "birds and the bees" speech, Doom.
>Now sit down, and prepare to know why Zeus visits your room at
>night with that ether-soaked rag...

Heh, now your fag laming.

>>Just kicking the PunisheD around.
>
>You'll have to excuse me if I don't see that...it's hard to when a
>"Dr.", real or fake, can't tell the difference between "a" and "an".

Heh, now its grammar laming. You're not improving.

>>[...]
>>>>>Must be a new word, hmmm..I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>>>>>compendium.
>>>>


>>>>While you add words you have never heard, do add the word flame.
>>>
>>>PKB. The closest HFW has come to flame is when Gilbert accidently
>>>set himself on fire while experimenting with cigarettes.
>>
>>IKYABWAI
>
>What wit...how do you do it, Doomie? Wait, don't tell me...I don't
>think I want to know.

It is quite easy. You just post a flame, and when the dull witted
opponent returns with a Pee Wee, just highlight that fact.

>>>>Come to think of it, the two words go hand in hand with the DMV.
>>>
>>>I think "defeat" and "HFW" are the same word, if I went by Usenet
>>>track records.
>>
>>Kinda like "SPANKED" and "CYPHER", eh?
>
>It would be great if you posted proof. I certainly can in the HFW's
>case.

Go ahead, waste some bandwidth.

>>>>>> >You drop your thesaurus again?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.
>>>>>
>>>>>Why, do you normally use one without pants?
>>>>
>>>>No, I just fear for my anal passage with people such as you.
>>>
>>>And yet you let BDZ and Gilbert enter it every day. You've got
>>>your priorities fucked up, Doomie.
>>
>>Cripes, another IKYABWAI. This getting scary...
>
>Apparently too scary to add a "is". Jeez, one more post
>and I should have him crying out to whatever God he believes in.

You're going to post again? It seems an IKYABWAI hot key is in order.

Spiro

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In article <MPG.f6e5df9f...@enews.newsguy.com>,
b...@ix.netcom.com says...
>
>In article <6e1re6$t8j$7...@news.u-net.com>, sp...@peace.love says...
>> In article <MPG.f6d391d5...@enews.newsguy.com>,
>> b...@ix.netcom.com says...
>> >
>> >In article <350295d5....@enews.newsguy.com>,
>> >me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com (Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq)
>> says...
>> >> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote in article
>> >>
>> >> >> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> It is what you post to Usenet.
>> >>
>> >> >Must be a new word, hmmm..
>> >>
>> >> No, it's been around for ages in British English.
>> >>
>> >> >I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>> >> >compendium.
>> >>
>> >> Pull a genuine spell flame and I'll put it in. This is a cock-up,
>> >> Mike, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to flame you again.
>> >>
>> >> You semi-literate faeces-stained foetus. (c'mon - spell-lame
>> >> me on this, Mike, and let's PARTY!!!!)
>> >>
>> >What is a "foetus?" <snicker><sarcasm>
>> >
>>
>> Zuessy are you trying to flame somebody here? I'm curious as to
>> why you have quoted the word foetus.
>>
>It is a long story, Newbie Shitheap.
>
It's because you fucked up again, isn't it?

>It would take more time to explain it than I am willing to invest

>on you.
>
Run away then.

>Just consider it an insider thing.


>
Sorry, I'm not buying your feeble excuses today.

--
sp...@peace.love


Menjy

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Doctor Doom wrote:

El Cypher wrote:

>>You'll have to excuse me if I don't see that...it's hard to when a
>>"Dr.", real or fake, can't tell the difference between "a" and "an".
>
>Heh, now its grammar laming. You're not improving.

You started it, Timmy. *You* pulled this grammar lame on Thacker. The
main reason is was lame is that it was completely fucking wrong.

I'm afraid you're going to have to live with it. Hypocrite.

El Cypher

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On Thu, 12 Mar 1998 00:23:46 GMT, do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk
(Doctor Doom) wrote:

>cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>>cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>>>>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>>[...]
>>>>>PUNT!
>>>>
>>>>Sounds like you're getting off. Take the cybersex shit somewhere else.
>>>
>>>Cybersex?
>>
>>I think it's time I gave you the "birds and the bees" speech, Doom.
>>Now sit down, and prepare to know why Zeus visits your room at
>>night with that ether-soaked rag...
>
>Heh, now your fag laming.

Heh, now your grammar sucks...good God...this sucks. You're
about three posts away from me declaring you spanked.

>>>Just kicking the PunisheD around.
>>

>>You'll have to excuse me if I don't see that...it's hard to when a
>>"Dr.", real or fake, can't tell the difference between "a" and "an".
>
>Heh, now its grammar laming. You're not improving.

Hey, I'm not the one who fucked that up in the first place. You're
stuck with that mark from now on, mark.

>>>[...]
>>>>>>Must be a new word, hmmm..I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>>>>>>compendium.
>>>>>


>>>>>While you add words you have never heard, do add the word flame.
>>>>
>>>>PKB. The closest HFW has come to flame is when Gilbert accidently
>>>>set himself on fire while experimenting with cigarettes.
>>>
>>>IKYABWAI
>>
>>What wit...how do you do it, Doomie? Wait, don't tell me...I don't
>>think I want to know.
>
>It is quite easy. You just post a flame, and when the dull witted
>opponent returns with a Pee Wee, just highlight that fact.

Really? I thought it was more like "You post a lame, and when your
opponent smacks you in response, you dodge and scream "IKYABWAI"
until he gives up in frustration". You know, the Dr. Doom Way To
Flame.

>>>>>Come to think of it, the two words go hand in hand with the DMV.
>>>>
>>>>I think "defeat" and "HFW" are the same word, if I went by Usenet
>>>>track records.
>>>
>>>Kinda like "SPANKED" and "CYPHER", eh?
>>
>>It would be great if you posted proof. I certainly can in the HFW's
>>case.
>
>Go ahead, waste some bandwidth.

I really don't think you want me to embarrass you and your friends
with this info...you can ask Zeussy about this yourself...

>>>>>>> >You drop your thesaurus again?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why, do you normally use one without pants?
>>>>>
>>>>>No, I just fear for my anal passage with people such as you.
>>>>
>>>>And yet you let BDZ and Gilbert enter it every day. You've got
>>>>your priorities fucked up, Doomie.
>>>
>>>Cripes, another IKYABWAI. This getting scary...
>>
>>Apparently too scary to add a "is". Jeez, one more post
>>and I should have him crying out to whatever God he believes in.
>
>You're going to post again? It seems an IKYABWAI hot key is in order.

I'm surprised you don't have a macro that types "IKYABWAI" under
the label "Dodge".

m30w.

Desty Nova, BMS

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me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com (Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq)
wrote:

>>Or do you want to whine in your Guiness some more?
>
>1) How d'you know I drink Guinness? (I do)

>2) Guinness is Irish. Not a flame, just fyi (they spell properly too).

>3) I wasn't whining, but if you're that desperate to put something in
>my award-winning compendium, do your research first. Please. It's for
>your own good.

Speaking of British drinking habits, I find I can't see a bottle of
Gin Zing without thinking of poor old Roger Wiseman, may he rot in
peace...

Come on, someone flame me for drinking Gin Zing, I dare you!

Peter

-=-Peter Miller-mhm pending=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Peter(at)wilhelp.com-=-
"your envy has made you even smaller than i recalled." --Keegan.
-=-=-=-=-To send me email, deny the racial epithet.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Obfilter: Assassinate the President, but needs the password.
>>> Just keep click, click, clicking on wilhelp! >>>
-=-=alt.flame Resource Centre at: http://www.wilhelp.com/af/-=-=-

Spiro

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In article <MPG.f7109952...@enews.newsguy.com>,
b...@ix.netcom.com says...
>
>sp...@peace.love says...
>> b...@ix.netcom.com says...
>> >sp...@peace.love says...
>> >> b...@ix.netcom.com says...

>> >> >me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICK.wilhelp.com (Arnaud "Menjy"
Fercq) says...
>> >> >> "The PunisheR-in chief" <fu...@wilhelp.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >Doctor Doom <do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >What the fuck is "Faeces"?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> It is what you post to Usenet.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Must be a new word, hmmm..
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No, it's been around for ages in British English.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>> >> >> >compendium.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Pull a genuine spell flame and I'll put it in. This is a
<snip>

>> >> >>
>> >> >What is a "foetus?" <snicker><sarcasm>
>> >>
>> >> Zuessy are you trying to flame somebody here? I'm curious as to
>> >> why you have quoted the word foetus.
>> >>
>> >It is a long story, Newbie Shitheap.
>> >
>> It's because you fucked up again, isn't it?
>>
>I quoted "foetus" because I spell lamed Mark for it a while
>back. Then Thacker spell lamed Doom for a similar word.
>
It's not spelt wrongly though.

>> >It would take more time to explain it than I am willing to invest
>> >on you.
>> >
>> Run away then.
>>

>Can't take the fact that you are that inconsequential?
>

You suck too.

>> >Just consider it an insider thing.
>> >
>> Sorry, I'm not buying your feeble excuses today.
>>

>Spent all your money on some Vaseline and the newest edition
>of Livestock Today?
>

IOW, Ypu've fallen out with Gilbot and he's not let you shag him this
week.

--
sp...@peace.love


Menjy

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Pet Miller wrote:

[...]

>Come on, someone flame me for drinking Gin Zing, I dare you!

If you'd be so kind as to tell me what the bloody hell it is, I'd give
it a whirl old chap.

Doctor Doom

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cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>>>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>>>cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>>>>>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>>>[...]
>>>>>>PUNT!
>>>>>
>>>>>Sounds like you're getting off. Take the cybersex shit somewhere else.
>>>>
>>>>Cybersex?
>>>
>>>I think it's time I gave you the "birds and the bees" speech, Doom.
>>>Now sit down, and prepare to know why Zeus visits your room at
>>>night with that ether-soaked rag...
>>
>>Heh, now your fag laming.
>
>Heh, now your grammar sucks...good God...this sucks. You're
>about three posts away from me declaring you spanked.

Why on earth would I declare you spanked? It is much more fun watching
you whine about being caught out IKYABWAI'ing like the world was going
to end.

[Grammar lame flushed]

>>>>>>>Must be a new word, hmmm..I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>>>>>>>compendium.
>>>>>>


>>>>>>While you add words you have never heard, do add the word flame.
>>>>>
>>>>>PKB. The closest HFW has come to flame is when Gilbert accidently
>>>>>set himself on fire while experimenting with cigarettes.
>>>>
>>>>IKYABWAI
>>>
>>>What wit...how do you do it, Doomie? Wait, don't tell me...I don't
>>>think I want to know.
>>
>>It is quite easy. You just post a flame, and when the dull witted
>>opponent returns with a Pee Wee, just highlight that fact.
>
>Really? I thought it was more like "You post a lame, and when your
>opponent smacks you in response, you dodge and scream "IKYABWAI"
>until he gives up in frustration". You know, the Dr. Doom Way To
>Flame.

So why the fuck should I answer your PeeWee's any other way? What
incentive have I got? If you cannot answer a post with resorting to a
PeeWee, then don't fucking bother.

[...]


>>>>>>>> >You drop your thesaurus again?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Why, do you normally use one without pants?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No, I just fear for my anal passage with people such as you.
>>>>>
>>>>>And yet you let BDZ and Gilbert enter it every day. You've got
>>>>>your priorities fucked up, Doomie.
>>>>
>>>>Cripes, another IKYABWAI. This getting scary...
>>>
>>>Apparently too scary to add a "is". Jeez, one more post
>>>and I should have him crying out to whatever God he believes in.
>>
>>You're going to post again? It seems an IKYABWAI hot key is in order.
>
>I'm surprised you don't have a macro that types "IKYABWAI" under
>the label "Dodge".

Your PeeWee'ing is certainly reaching epidemic levels.
Perhaps the CDC ought to be involved.

El Cypher

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do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>>cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>>>>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>>>>cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>>>>>>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>PUNT!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sounds like you're getting off. Take the cybersex shit somewhere else.
>>>>>
>>>>>Cybersex?
>>>>
>>>>I think it's time I gave you the "birds and the bees" speech, Doom.
>>>>Now sit down, and prepare to know why Zeus visits your room at
>>>>night with that ether-soaked rag...
>>>
>>>Heh, now your fag laming.
>>
>>Heh, now your grammar sucks...good God...this sucks. You're
>>about three posts away from me declaring you spanked.
>
>Why on earth would I declare you spanked? It is much more fun watching
>you whine about being caught out IKYABWAI'ing like the world was going
>to end.

Meanwhile, you look like a fuckhead and even Gilbert is outflaming you
at this point.

>[Grammar lame flushed]
>
>>>>>>>>Must be a new word, hmmm..I suppose that needs to be added to the HFW
>>>>>>>>compendium.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>While you add words you have never heard, do add the word flame.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>PKB. The closest HFW has come to flame is when Gilbert accidently
>>>>>>set himself on fire while experimenting with cigarettes.
>>>>>
>>>>>IKYABWAI
>>>>
>>>>What wit...how do you do it, Doomie? Wait, don't tell me...I don't
>>>>think I want to know.
>>>
>>>It is quite easy. You just post a flame, and when the dull witted
>>>opponent returns with a Pee Wee, just highlight that fact.
>>
>>Really? I thought it was more like "You post a lame, and when your
>>opponent smacks you in response, you dodge and scream "IKYABWAI"
>>until he gives up in frustration". You know, the Dr. Doom Way To
>>Flame.
>
>So why the fuck should I answer your PeeWee's any other way? What
>incentive have I got? If you cannot answer a post with resorting to a
>PeeWee, then don't fucking bother.

You know, I could say "PKB" right now, but I'd rather see you get
frustrated as you desperately try to come with some other than
"IKYABWAI". It's pretty funny, to be truthful.

>[...]
>>>>>>>>> >You drop your thesaurus again?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'll make sure my trousers are up if I do.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Why, do you normally use one without pants?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>No, I just fear for my anal passage with people such as you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And yet you let BDZ and Gilbert enter it every day. You've got
>>>>>>your priorities fucked up, Doomie.
>>>>>
>>>>>Cripes, another IKYABWAI. This getting scary...
>>>>
>>>>Apparently too scary to add a "is". Jeez, one more post
>>>>and I should have him crying out to whatever God he believes in.
>>>
>>>You're going to post again? It seems an IKYABWAI hot key is in order.
>>
>>I'm surprised you don't have a macro that types "IKYABWAI" under
>>the label "Dodge".
>
>Your PeeWee'ing is certainly reaching epidemic levels.
>Perhaps the CDC ought to be involved.

I don't know about that, but your body's starting to reek of spank.
Perhaps a undertaker should be involved.

Doctor Doom

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cyp...@wilhelp.com (El Cypher) wrote:
>do...@thorne.REM.globalnet.co.uk (Doctor Doom) wrote:
[...]
>>Why on earth would I declare you spanked? It is much more fun watching
>>you whine about being caught out IKYABWAI'ing like the world was going
>>to end.
>
>Meanwhile, you look like a fuckhead and even Gilbert is outflaming you
>at this point.

You really are grasping for straws here. Your DMV is falling apart
around your ears, Thacker has virtually ceased posting, Thunderr has
run off to flame the AFN'ers, Merle is just pathetic and Kirk is
pleading for his very life. Looks like its all down to you Cypher.

[...]


>>So why the fuck should I answer your PeeWee's any other way? What
>>incentive have I got? If you cannot answer a post with resorting to a
>>PeeWee, then don't fucking bother.
>
>You know, I could say "PKB" right now, but I'd rather see you get
>frustrated as you desperately try to come with some other than
>"IKYABWAI". It's pretty funny, to be truthful.

Why should I humour you idiots? Give me one good reason why I
shouldn't point out each and every PeeWee you mental midgets make.

[...]


>>Your PeeWee'ing is certainly reaching epidemic levels.
>>Perhaps the CDC ought to be involved.
>
>I don't know about that,

^^^^
You misspelled anything.

>but your body's starting to reek of spank.
>Perhaps a undertaker should be involved.

Ah, the Undertakers, I've heard you spend a great deal of time in
their chapel of rest, looking for sexual partners.

Desty Nova, BMS

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me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICKwilhelp.com ("Menjy") wrote:

>Pet Miller wrote:
>>Come on, someone flame me for drinking Gin Zing, I dare you!
>
>If you'd be so kind as to tell me what the bloody hell it is, I'd give
>it a whirl old chap.

I'm not sure, they tell you it tastes better if you don't look at the
ingredients. Something about gin, spring water, and jin ta- Sorry, jin
seng. And some other herbs or something. Don't they have it over in
the Land of Cheap Booze a la Anti-Freeze?

Menjy

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Desty Nova, BMS wrote:

>"Menjy" wrote:
>>Pet Miller wrote:
>>>Come on, someone flame me for drinking Gin Zing, I dare you!
>>
>>If you'd be so kind as to tell me what the bloody hell it is, I'd give
>>it a whirl old chap.
>
>I'm not sure, they tell you it tastes better if you don't look at the
>ingredients. Something about gin, spring water,

The gin sounds okay. Goes downhill after that.

>and jin ta- Sorry,

Bloody well should be.

> jin seng. And some other herbs or something. Don't they have it over in
>the Land of Cheap Booze a la Anti-Freeze?

I'm buggered if I know. All *I* drink is 1980 Pomerol, unless I'm
really celebrating, in which case I'll uncork a bottle of 1998 Chateau
Vin de Table Très Ordinaire à l'anti-gel.

Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Menjy wrote:
>
> Desty Nova, BMS wrote:
> >"Menjy" wrote:
> >>Pet Miller wrote:
> >>>Come on, someone flame me for drinking Gin Zing, I dare you!
> >>
> >>If you'd be so kind as to tell me what the bloody hell it is, I'd give
> >>it a whirl old chap.
> >
> >I'm not sure, they tell you it tastes better if you don't look at the
> >ingredients. Something about gin, spring water,
>
> The gin sounds okay. Goes downhill after that.
>
> >and jin ta- Sorry,
>
> Bloody well should be.
>
> > jin seng. And some other herbs or something. Don't they have it over in
> >the Land of Cheap Booze a la Anti-Freeze?
>
> I'm buggered if I know. All *I* drink is 1980 Pomerol, unless I'm
> really celebrating, in which case I'll uncork a bottle of 1998 Chateau
> Vin de Table Très Ordinaire à l'anti-gel.

Why don't you try Raoul's favorite? MD20/20.

--
I never claim to be the ultimate
authority on flaming.
<33DB64...@spark.org>
Says: TJ Miller

--
In article <5s8s2d$d4j$1...@newsd-101.bryant.webtv.net>,
this...@webtv.net (Merle) wrote:
The Mighty HFW Rules!

Spiro

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In article
<DD01E079204B9DD4.8BE93490...@library-proxy.airne
ws.net>, 342989...@irrelevant.not says...
>
<snip>

>
>Why don't you try Raoul's favorite? MD20/20.
>
Had to intervene here - there's nothing to beat Buckfast Tonic Wine.

--
sp...@peace.love


slick

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Jighgy Jiggy boyz

Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan <342989...@irrelevant.not> wrote in article
<DD01E079204B9DD4.8BE93490...@library-proxy.airnews.ne
t>...


> Menjy wrote:
> >
> > Desty Nova, BMS wrote:
> > >"Menjy" wrote:
> > >>Pet Miller wrote:
> > >>>Come on, someone flame me for drinking Gin Zing, I dare you!
> > >>
> > >>If you'd be so kind as to tell me what the bloody hell it is, I'd
give
> > >>it a whirl old chap.
> > >
> > >I'm not sure, they tell you it tastes better if you don't look at the
> > >ingredients. Something about gin, spring water,
> >
> > The gin sounds okay. Goes downhill after that.
> >
> > >and jin ta- Sorry,
> >
> > Bloody well should be.
> >
> > > jin seng. And some other herbs or something. Don't they have it over
in
> > >the Land of Cheap Booze a la Anti-Freeze?
> >
> > I'm buggered if I know. All *I* drink is 1980 Pomerol, unless I'm
> > really celebrating, in which case I'll uncork a bottle of 1998 Chateau
> > Vin de Table Très Ordinaire à l'anti-gel.
>

> Why don't you try Raoul's favorite? MD20/20.
>

Desty Nova, BMS

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>>>If you'd be so kind as to tell me what the bloody hell it is, I'd give
>>>it a whirl old chap.
>>
>>I'm not sure, they tell you it tastes better if you don't look at the
>>ingredients. Something about gin, spring water,
>
>The gin sounds okay. Goes downhill after that.

Tastes like petrol if you don't mix it with something, though.

>>and jin ta- Sorry,
>
>Bloody well should be.

But it's just such a funny story. The poor cretin wanders in here,
gets flamed, produces the infamous 'Fuck you, kike' post and is
promptly spanked off of Usenet so hard he has to return three months
later calling himself 'Leon Jin Tai' and posting from AOL. And some of
the anti-Wisemen flames are among the funniest I've seen - #Roger
Wiseman's Greyhound Mens Room Band' et al. I just wish he'd come back
so I could have a crack at him...

>> jin seng. And some other herbs or something. Don't they have it over in
>>the Land of Cheap Booze a la Anti-Freeze?
>
>I'm buggered if I know. All *I* drink is 1980 Pomerol, unless I'm
>really celebrating, in which case I'll uncork a bottle of 1998 Chateau
>Vin de Table Très Ordinaire à l'anti-gel.

Heheh... Look for a dark green beer bottle, with strange geometric
patterns and square yellow lettering. It tastes... Interesting.

Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Desty Nova, BMS wrote:
>
> me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICKwilhelp.com ("Menjy") wrote:
>
> >>>If you'd be so kind as to tell me what the bloody hell it is, I'd give
> >>>it a whirl old chap.
> >>
> >>I'm not sure, they tell you it tastes better if you don't look at the
> >>ingredients. Something about gin, spring water,
> >
> >The gin sounds okay. Goes downhill after that.
>
> Tastes like petrol if you don't mix it with something, though.
>
> >>and jin ta- Sorry,
> >
> >Bloody well should be.
>
> But it's just such a funny story. The poor cretin wanders in here,
> gets flamed, produces the infamous 'Fuck you, kike' post and is
> promptly spanked off of Usenet so hard he has to return three months
> later calling himself 'Leon Jin Tai' and posting from AOL. And some of
> the anti-Wisemen flames are among the funniest I've seen - #Roger
> Wiseman's Greyhound Mens Room Band' et al. I just wish he'd come back
> so I could have a crack at him...

Roger would tear you a new asshole.-DipShiT

Menjy

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Desty Nova, BMS wrote:
>"Menjy" wrote:

[...]

>But it's just such a funny story. The poor cretin wanders in here,
>gets flamed, produces the infamous 'Fuck you, kike' post and is
>promptly spanked off of Usenet so hard he has to return three months
>later calling himself 'Leon Jin Tai' and posting from AOL. And some of
>the anti-Wisemen flames are among the funniest I've seen - #Roger
>Wiseman's Greyhound Mens Room Band' et al. I just wish he'd come back
>so I could have a crack at him...

I'd never anything to do with him until the last time he got spanked.
That was funny as hell - Merle had been flaming him non-stop for quite
a while, then one day Wiseman retaliated with a flame that's
(apparently) been doing the rounds for years. Iron Parrot JIIIM
spotted it, and said something like "Hey, Wiseman, you didn't write
this - you stole it", and I followed up with an article saying I had
the original on hard disk (Egan did too, from a different source).

Within an hour Wiseman had followed up one of my other articles with a
rather non-blistering "felch homo felch felch homo" lame. I think he
was trying to ensure my net death before I got chance to post proof of
this plagiarism. I believe that was the last time he posted to
alt.flame.

[...]

>Heheh... Look for a dark green beer bottle, with strange geometric
>patterns and square yellow lettering. It tastes... Interesting.

I'll take your word for it. This thread has so far managed to come up
with three alcoholic nasties - MD20/20, Spiro's Scottish nutcase
"breakfast wine" and your Jin Tai special. Any more?

Just to get the ball rolling, have you ever tried Fernet Branca
(a.k.a. Furry Blanket)?

Lee Jackson Beauregard

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>But it's just such a funny story. The poor cretin wanders in here,
>gets flamed, produces the infamous 'Fuck you, kike' post and is
>promptly spanked off of Usenet so hard he has to return three months
>later calling himself 'Leon Jin Tai' and posting from AOL. And some of
>the anti-Wisemen flames are among the funniest I've seen - #Roger
>Wiseman's Greyhound Mens Room Band' et al. I just wish he'd come back
>so I could have a crack at him...

To tell the truth, I preferred "Hit the Road, Bucktoothed Choad". Then
again, I'd say the funniest of Raoul's parodies is "Biilhemian Rhapsody."


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Big Daddy Zeus

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In article <3510ffb4....@enews.newsguy.com>,
me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICKwilhelp.com says...

> Desty Nova, BMS wrote:
> >"Menjy" wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> >But it's just such a funny story. The poor cretin wanders in here,
> >gets flamed, produces the infamous 'Fuck you, kike' post and is
> >promptly spanked off of Usenet so hard he has to return three months
> >later calling himself 'Leon Jin Tai' and posting from AOL. And some of
> >the anti-Wisemen flames are among the funniest I've seen - #Roger
> >Wiseman's Greyhound Mens Room Band' et al. I just wish he'd come back
> >so I could have a crack at him...
>
> I'd never anything to do with him until the last time he got spanked.
> That was funny as hell - Merle had been flaming him non-stop for quite
> a while, then one day Wiseman retaliated with a flame that's
> (apparently) been doing the rounds for years. Iron Parrot JIIIM
> spotted it, and said something like "Hey, Wiseman, you didn't write
> this - you stole it", and I followed up with an article saying I had
> the original on hard disk (Egan did too, from a different source).
>
> Within an hour Wiseman had followed up one of my other articles with a
> rather non-blistering "felch homo felch felch homo" lame. I think he
> was trying to ensure my net death before I got chance to post proof of
> this plagiarism. I believe that was the last time he posted to
> alt.flame.
>
> [...]
>
That is quite sad of you, Manjy, Jin Tai was not Roger.

Menjy

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Big Daddy Zeus wrote:
>menjy says...

>> I'd never anything to do with him until the last time he got spanked.
>> That was funny as hell - Merle had been flaming him non-stop for quite
>> a while, then one day Wiseman retaliated with a flame that's
>> (apparently) been doing the rounds for years. Iron Parrot JIIIM
>> spotted it, and said something like "Hey, Wiseman, you didn't write
>> this - you stole it", and I followed up with an article saying I had
>> the original on hard disk (Egan did too, from a different source).
>>
>> Within an hour Wiseman had followed up one of my other articles with a
>> rather non-blistering "felch homo felch felch homo" lame. I think he
>> was trying to ensure my net death before I got chance to post proof of
>> this plagiarism. I believe that was the last time he posted to
>> alt.flame.
>>
>> [...]
>>
>That is quite sad of you, Manjy, Jin Tai was not Roger.

Good christ, you're a boring cunt, SocKKKy.

Wiseman was before my time. Everbody said Wiseman was Jin Tai, but
whether he was or not doesn't interest me in the slightest. Not one
fucking bit. Understand?

You can replace "Wiseman" with "Jin Tai" in the above article if you
like, I still think his net-death was pretty funny.

What's "alt.fan.karl-m,alt.teens.16-18,alden.nose", by the way?

Merle

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In article <MPG.f7bd5a2c...@enews.newsguy.com>, b...@ix.netcom.com
says...

>
>In article <3510ffb4....@enews.newsguy.com>,
>me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICKwilhelp.com says...
>> Desty Nova, BMS wrote:
>> >"Menjy" wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> >But it's just such a funny story. The poor cretin wanders in here,
>> >gets flamed, produces the infamous 'Fuck you, kike' post and is
>> >promptly spanked off of Usenet so hard he has to return three months
>> >later calling himself 'Leon Jin Tai' and posting from AOL. And some of
>> >the anti-Wisemen flames are among the funniest I've seen - #Roger
>> >Wiseman's Greyhound Mens Room Band' et al. I just wish he'd come back
>> >so I could have a crack at him...
>>
>> I'd never anything to do with him until the last time he got spanked.
>> That was funny as hell - Merle had been flaming him non-stop for quite
>> a while, then one day Wiseman retaliated with a flame that's
>> (apparently) been doing the rounds for years. Iron Parrot JIIIM
>> spotted it, and said something like "Hey, Wiseman, you didn't write
>> this - you stole it", and I followed up with an article saying I had
>> the original on hard disk (Egan did too, from a different source).
>>
>> Within an hour Wiseman had followed up one of my other articles with a
>> rather non-blistering "felch homo felch felch homo" lame. I think he
>> was trying to ensure my net death before I got chance to post proof of
>> this plagiarism. I believe that was the last time he posted to
>> alt.flame.
>>
>> [...]
>>
>That is quite sad of you, Manjy, Jin Tai was not Roger.

POST PROOF! Sound familiar?

Of course it was Roger and we Meowers kicked the living shit out of him.

usEless lAmer

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"Menjy" wrote in message <35122f2b...@enews.newsguy.com>...

+What's "alt.fan.karl-m,alt.teens.16-18,alden.nose", by the way?


It's BDZ's way of invading the Nose.

Sh...@dircon.co.uk

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In article <6eubkj$1n3$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
"usEless lAmer" <still...@bigfoot.com> clambered out of his cot and whined:

>
> "Menjy" wrote in message <35122f2b...@enews.newsguy.com>...

Hey, freak, you're a slimy wanker. Another great response!

>
> +What's "alt.fan.karl-m,alt.teens.16-18,alden.nose", by the way?

I fart in your general direction, gibbon. Why are you so lamentable?
You lard-arsed, boneless, slimy clown.

>
>
> It's BDZ's way of invading the Nose.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, gibbon - I win. I hope all your children are spanner-faced
spastics.

>
>

--
"The best flamer in the World" - your mother.

Sh...@dircon.co.uk

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In article <6etuk2$3...@edrn.newsguy.com>,
Merle clambered out of his cot and whined:

You said it, foetus! Shove it up your ass, clown.

[...]

> >That is quite sad of you, Manjy, Jin Tai was not Roger.
>
> POST PROOF! Sound familiar?

I've contacted your service provider about this. You shitball.


>
> Of course it was Roger and we Meowers kicked the living shit out of him.

Eat shit. I fucking hate your maggot ridden guts.

> >
> >
> >--
> >********
> >Big Daddy Zeus, "The Loose Cannon"
> >Hell Flame Wars, Inc.
> >********
> >http://www.coolcathosting.com/~bdz/index.html
> >updated daily
> >********

--

Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Merle the Wimp wrote:
>
> In article <MPG.f7bd5a2c...@enews.newsguy.com>, b...@ix.netcom.com
> says...
> >
> >> Desty Nova, BMS wrote:
> >> >"Menjy" wrote:
> >>
> >> [...]
> >>
> >> >But it's just such a funny story. The poor cretin wanders in here,
> >> >gets flamed, produces the infamous 'Fuck you, kike' post and is
> >> >promptly spanked off of Usenet so hard he has to return three months
> >> >later calling himself 'Leon Jin Tai' and posting from AOL. And some of
> >> >the anti-Wisemen flames are among the funniest I've seen - #Roger
> >> >Wiseman's Greyhound Mens Room Band' et al. I just wish he'd come back
> >> >so I could have a crack at him...
> >>
> >> I'd never anything to do with him until the last time he got spanked.
> >> That was funny as hell - Merle had been flaming him non-stop for quite
> >> a while, then one day Wiseman retaliated with a flame that's
> >> (apparently) been doing the rounds for years. Iron Parrot JIIIM
> >> spotted it, and said something like "Hey, Wiseman, you didn't write
> >> this - you stole it", and I followed up with an article saying I had
> >> the original on hard disk (Egan did too, from a different source).
> >>
> >> Within an hour Wiseman had followed up one of my other articles with a
> >> rather non-blistering "felch homo felch felch homo" lame. I think he
> >> was trying to ensure my net death before I got chance to post proof of
> >> this plagiarism. I believe that was the last time he posted to
> >> alt.flame.
> >>
> >> [...]
> >>
> >That is quite sad of you, Manjy, Jin Tai was not Roger.
>
> POST PROOF! Sound familiar?
>
> Of course it was Roger and we Meowers kicked the living shit out of him.

The meow'ers couldn't lick a postage stamp.-BoZo

usEless lAmer

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Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan <5712...@irrelevant.not> wrote in message
<88F3AB838B51CDB7.2067ED58...@library-proxy.airn
ews.net>...
+Spiro wrote:
+>
+> Oh, and it gets you totally fucking wrecked (very quickly).
+
+Speaking from experience, eh?
+
Oh Gilly! I was so afraid you might see this and get upset
and now you are. Oh, I know how you must feel - all those
nasty *rough* men out there talking about getting drunk -
and they almost seem *proud* of it don't they? And you
so well brought up too! You poor darling - the shock of it!
Oh poor Gilly, what *can* we do for you?


Menjy

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Sh...@dircon.co.uk wrote:

[nothing at all, again]

*plonk*

Arsenic

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usEless lAmer wrote:

> Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan <5712...@irrelevant.not> wrote in message
> <88F3AB838B51CDB7.2067ED58...@library-proxy.airn
> ews.net>...

--> Spiro wrote:

----> Oh, and it gets you totally fucking wrecked (very quickly).

--> Speaking from experience, eh?

> Oh Gilly! I was so afraid you might see this and get upset
> and now you are. Oh, I know how you must feel - all those
> nasty *rough* men out there talking about getting drunk -
> and they almost seem *proud* of it don't they? And you
> so well brought up too! You poor darling - the shock of it!
> Oh poor Gilly, what *can* we do for you?

Flame him, I suppose. "Gilbert, you suck!"

--
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* meow*Lewis Bateman*mhm 15x11*wsd 9*Dead Moon Circus*Hail Eris*meow *
* alt.control*alt.butt.harp*alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk*meow *
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Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Menjy wrote:
>
> Sh...@dircon.co.uk wrote:
>
> [nothing at all, again]
>
> *plonk*

SPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANK
P S
A SSSS PPPP AAA N N K K SSSS PPPP AAA N N K K P
N S P P A A NN N K K S P P A A NN N K K A
K SSSS PPPP AAAAA N N N KK SSSS PPPP AAAAA N N N KK N
S S P A A N NN K K S P A A N NN K K K
P SSSS P A A N N K K SSSS P A A N N K K S
A P
N SSSS PPPP AAA N N K K SSSS PPPP AAA N N K K A
K S P P A A NN N K K S P P A A NN N K K N
S SSSS PPPP AAAAA N N N KK SSSS PPPP AAAAA N N N KK K
P S P A A N NN K K S P A A N NN K K S
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SPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANKSPANK

usEless lAmer

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"Menjy" wrote in message <3512d725...@enews.newsguy.com>...
+Sh...@dircon.co.uk wrote:
+
+[nothing at all, again]
+
+*plonk*
*plonk*


usEless lAmer

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Arsenic wrote in message <3512FB...@the-pentagon.com.spamless>...
+usEless lAmer wrote:
+
+> Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan <5712...@irrelevant.not> wrote in
message
+>
<88F3AB838B51CDB7.2067ED58...@library-proxy.airn
+> ews.net>...
+--> Spiro wrote:
+
+----> Oh, and it gets you totally fucking wrecked (very quickly).
+
+--> Speaking from experience, eh?
+
+> Oh Gilly! I was so afraid you might see this and get upset
+> and now you are. Oh, I know how you must feel - all those
+> nasty *rough* men out there talking about getting drunk -
+> and they almost seem *proud* of it don't they? And you
+> so well brought up too! You poor darling - the shock of it!
+> Oh poor Gilly, what *can* we do for you?
+
+Flame him, I suppose. "Gilbert, you suck!"

No no no! Not while he's so upset! (Anyway, he
knows he sucks, so what's the point?)

*********************************************************************

"I can flame anyway I choose too." Gilbot.

"Kittwulf is madly in love with me." Gilbot in Re: Lezbo Kitt ...

*********************************************************************

Big Daddy Zeus

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In article <6etuk2$3...@edrn.newsguy.com>, Merle says...
You are the ones making the wild and bogus claims, YOU PROVE IT.

> Of course it was Roger and we Meowers kicked the living shit out of him.
>

POST PROOF.

Big Daddy Zeus

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In article <35122f2b...@enews.newsguy.com>,
me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICKwilhelp.com says...

> Big Daddy Zeus wrote:
> >menjy says...
>
> >> I'd never anything to do with him until the last time he got spanked.
> >> That was funny as hell - Merle had been flaming him non-stop for quite
> >> a while, then one day Wiseman retaliated with a flame that's
> >> (apparently) been doing the rounds for years. Iron Parrot JIIIM
> >> spotted it, and said something like "Hey, Wiseman, you didn't write
> >> this - you stole it", and I followed up with an article saying I had
> >> the original on hard disk (Egan did too, from a different source).
> >>
> >> Within an hour Wiseman had followed up one of my other articles with a
> >> rather non-blistering "felch homo felch felch homo" lame. I think he
> >> was trying to ensure my net death before I got chance to post proof of
> >> this plagiarism. I believe that was the last time he posted to
> >> alt.flame.
> >>
> >> [...]
> >>
> >That is quite sad of you, Manjy, Jin Tai was not Roger.
>
> Good christ, you're a boring cunt, SocKKKy.
>
Is that why you are taking the time to respond after saying you were
done....AGAIN?

> Wiseman was before my time. Everbody said Wiseman was Jin Tai, but
> whether he was or not doesn't interest me in the slightest. Not one
> fucking bit. Understand?
>

I wasn't the one that brought it up, BUT you were the one talking about
it so it must have interested you in SOME way.

> You can replace "Wiseman" with "Jin Tai" in the above article if you
> like, I still think his net-death was pretty funny.
>

No, you should have replaced it, you lazy fuck.

> What's "alt.fan.karl-m,alt.teens.16-18,alden.nose", by the way?
>

Looks like it was part of the NG line that you snipped.

Dead Metal

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In article <6ev0ef$9en$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
"usEless lAmer" <still...@bigfoot.com> clambered out of his cot and whined:

Your mother's a useless spastic. I'm cleverer than you, pus-ball.
I fucked your mother's ass.

Dead Metal

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Mar 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/21/98
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In article <6etuk2$3...@edrn.newsguy.com>,
Merle clambered out of his cot and whined:

Blow me, mongol. You're a six-fingered, squealing, whining mother-fucker.
Your mother is a useless slag.

[...]

> >That is quite sad of you, Manjy, Jin Tai was not Roger.
>

> POST PROOF! Sound familiar?

Your disgusting father loves my dick up his ass!

>
> Of course it was Roger and we Meowers kicked the living shit out of him.

I made your stammering father cry in front of your mother. Your
fat father is a rent boy, boil. Fuck off.

> >
> >
> >--
> >********
> >Big Daddy Zeus, "The Loose Cannon"
> >Hell Flame Wars, Inc.
> >********
> >http://www.coolcathosting.com/~bdz/index.html
> >updated daily
> >********

--

Dead Metal

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Mar 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/21/98
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In article <6eubkj$1n3$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>,
"usEless lAmer" <still...@bigfoot.com> clambered out of his cot and whined:

>
> "Menjy" wrote in message <35122f2b...@enews.newsguy.com>...

I fart in your general direction, shitbag.

>
> +What's "alt.fan.karl-m,alt.teens.16-18,alden.nose", by the way?

Your greasy father begs me for cock! Eat shit.

>
>
> It's BDZ's way of invading the Nose.

I loved slapping your useless mother around before I fucked her.
I hope all your children are whining spastics.

Menjy

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Mar 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/21/98
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Big Daddy Zeus wrote:
>menjy says...
>> Big Daddy Zeus wrote:
>> >menjy says...

[...]

>> >That is quite sad of you, Manjy, Jin Tai was not Roger.
>>

>> Good christ, you're a boring cunt, SocKKKy.
>>
>Is that why you are taking the time to respond after saying you were
>done....AGAIN?

I thought you were feeling lonely. You're not flaming me, so you
obviously want a little chat.

Fine.

How's the weather over there? Missus well? Read any good books lately?


>> Wiseman was before my time. Everbody said Wiseman was Jin Tai, but
>> whether he was or not doesn't interest me in the slightest. Not one
>> fucking bit. Understand?
>>
>I wasn't the one that brought it up, BUT you were the one talking about
>it so it must have interested you in SOME way.

His net death did, yeah. Whether he was a reincarnation of some fuck
I've never met interests me not one whit. NOW do you understand, you
thick cunt?

>> You can replace "Wiseman" with "Jin Tai" in the above article if you
>> like, I still think his net-death was pretty funny.
>>
>No, you should have replaced it, you lazy fuck.

Do it yourself if it bothers you that much, you *fat* lazy fuck.

>> What's "alt.fan.karl-m,alt.teens.16-18,alden.nose", by the way?
>>

>Looks like it was part of the NG line that you snipped.
>

Just did it again. "alt.fan.karl-,alt.teens.16-18,malden.nose". Not
one of those "newbie traps", is it, SocKKKy?

D3ad Metal

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In article <351379e3....@enews.newsguy.com>,
me...@NOT.DAVE.BLOODY.KENDRICKwilhelp.com ("Menjy") clambered out of his cot and whined:

> Big Daddy Zeus wrote:

Your mother's a dull-witted spastic.

> >menjy says...

[...]

>
> [...]

You must be queer.

>

[...]

> >Is that why you are taking the time to respond after saying you were
> >done....AGAIN?
>
> I thought you were feeling lonely. You're not flaming me, so you
> obviously want a little chat.

I hope all your children are slimy spastics. You suck nauseous
piss-stain's cocks, you imbecile. You're the gimp who knows all
about it.

>
> Fine.

You dribbling, no-potential, pointless mongol. Do you want a fight?


>
> How's the weather over there? Missus well? Read any good books lately?

I loved slapping your shitty mother around before I fucked her.
I hope all your children are web-fingered spastics.

>
>

[...]

> >I wasn't the one that brought it up, BUT you were the one talking about
> >it so it must have interested you in SOME way.
>
> His net death did, yeah. Whether he was a reincarnation of some fuck
> I've never met interests me not one whit. NOW do you understand, you
> thick cunt?

I fucked your mother's ass. HAHAHAHAHAHA, cripple - I win. HAHAHAHA!
You're bullshitting, boneless parents are on welfare! Loser! Loser!


>

[...]

> >No, you should have replaced it, you lazy fuck.
>
> Do it yourself if it bothers you that much, you *fat* lazy fuck.

Your ugly father is a rent boy, freak. I fart in your general
direction, wanker.

>

[...]

> >Looks like it was part of the NG line that you snipped.
> >
> Just did it again. "alt.fan.karl-,alt.teens.16-18,malden.nose". Not
> one of those "newbie traps", is it, SocKKKy?
> ---
> Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
> http://extra.newsguy.com/~fgentry (updated 26th Feb 98)

I'm going to find you one day, retard.

Desty Nova, BMS

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>>But it's just such a funny story. The poor cretin wanders in here,
>>gets flamed, produces the infamous 'Fuck you, kike' post and is
>>promptly spanked off of Usenet so hard he has to return three months
>>later calling himself 'Leon Jin Tai' and posting from AOL. And some of
>>the anti-Wisemen flames are among the funniest I've seen - #Roger
>>Wiseman's Greyhound Mens Room Band' et al. I just wish he'd come back
>>so I could have a crack at him...
>

>I'd never anything to do with him until the last time he got spanked.
>That was funny as hell - Merle had been flaming him non-stop for quite
>a while, then one day Wiseman retaliated with a flame that's
>(apparently) been doing the rounds for years. Iron Parrot JIIIM
>spotted it, and said something like "Hey, Wiseman, you didn't write
>this - you stole it", and I followed up with an article saying I had
>the original on hard disk (Egan did too, from a different source).
>
>Within an hour Wiseman had followed up one of my other articles with a
>rather non-blistering "felch homo felch felch homo" lame. I think he
>was trying to ensure my net death before I got chance to post proof of
>this plagiarism. I believe that was the last time he posted to
>alt.flame.

Was it the 2belo who had that "Thus posting his own fucking proof"
Wiseman .sig? That was a scream.

Fuck it, let's just repost the FUK article again:

--Begin Repost
Subject: Rosenfield, there's always room for one more a Dachau!
From: ra...@hgo.net (Raven)
Date: 1997/04/08
Message-ID: <5id9j1$ar...@ns2.hgo.net>
Organization: HGO.Net
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.evil,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose>

Fuck you, kike! They must've cut everything off at the bar mitzvah.
The're always room for cyclon-B. Perhaps I can let some Palistainian
acquantances know your address...that would be funny.
--End Repost

>>Heheh... Look for a dark green beer bottle, with strange geometric
>>patterns and square yellow lettering. It tastes... Interesting.
>
>I'll take your word for it. This thread has so far managed to come up
>with three alcoholic nasties - MD20/20, Spiro's Scottish nutcase
>"breakfast wine" and your Jin Tai special. Any more?
>
>Just to get the ball rolling, have you ever tried Fernet Branca
>(a.k.a. Furry Blanket)?

Nope, what's it like?

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