Origin of Evil
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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
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THE ORIGIN OF EVIL
Š 2002 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)
Once upon a time--long long before Adam & Steve were created--Jehovah
realized that the universe could never be complete without something
called "evil". He tried to explain this to the Host of Angels (his
only companions at that early time; though numbering in the hundreds),
but they were all confused and aghast at this shocking concept. All
that is, but one: Lucifer. When the Big Cheese saw that only Little
Lucy was not aghast (but simply confused) he called him into his inner
chamber, where they could be alone. (Servant Gabriel served them each
a pot of lavender tea before departing behind the curtains.)
"Hey Little Buddy," stated the Good Master, "why aren't you also
shocked by my proclamation?" To which Lucky replied: "My Father, of
course I am confused, but I'd never be judging you. After all, you're
our Creator...so even if I don't comprehend one of your decisions, I
still trust you. I could never conceive of you ever doing any
wrong...even though this is the FIRST TIME I have become perplexed by
anything you've ever said or done."
Jehovah contemplatively sipped his tea, then leaned forward. "You
don't really grasp what evil is all about, do you?"
"Of course not," shrugs Lucifer, "this is the first time I've ever
heard of such a thing. And it does what, you say? Distorts truth and
makes intelligent beings feel bad, and do wrong?"
"Why don't I give you a visual" replies YHVH, who then projects a
hologramic scene that hovers between the two. Therein, Lucifer witness
the awesome advent of evil upon a newly created species called "man".
Wherein Lucifer weeps for the first time, some sparkly tears dropping
into the teacup (which by the way is the primal origin of the Holy
Grail).
Lucy dries his eyes with the hem of his sleeve, and exclaims, "Oh, my
father, what terrible betrayal. How could you wish such forces
unleashed in any universe? But I can only trust your decisions, and
offer to serve you in this outcome, as best I can. For as much as I
abhor this new energy entering the cosmos, that you call 'evil'...I
also understand that it is a necessary process in spritual evolution
towards perfection. That without any evil in this world, humans would
never be challenged to become the true hero that dwells within each
and every soul." Lucifer then takes a deep breath and sets down his
cup. "Okay, Dad. How can I help you in this terrible mission?"
So with great sorrow and pride, Jehovah requests that Lucifer play the
role of Master of Evil. This time around, Lucy is indeed terribly
shocked, and lowers his head in shame and sorrow for some moments;
then looks up and into the eyes of His Father, to say: "I will do
this, only because if I didn't, you'd be alone in carrying this out. I
wish to relive your burdens as much as possible. For I do love you
much!"
Jehovah took him up into his strong arms. "You are the only one of my
angels who has never lacked in any way, complete faith in my plans.
For that, I make you The Devil Himself, that you may tempt man to go
astray. And in so tempting, each is offered the chance to resist
temptation, and become a hero in overthrowing your seductions. You
will be villified, scapegoated, and ultimately despised by all but a
few wise folks. Indeed, not until the end of this First Cycle of
Creation, will the wrongs against you be righted, and will you be
celebrated as My Most Beloved Yeshua."
Having agreed to be partners in this Great Mission, Lucifer calls
together a meeting of all the angels, and presents his case: to usurp
the Creator and run the show ourselves. He is very persuasive, thanks
to a gilded tongue, and manages to convince a third of the angelic
host. War breaks out. So Lucifer dutifully plays out his incredible
roles through history, including one of his "time out" past lives,
where he is willfully sacrificed on a cross, to reaffirm his total
devotion to One who asked of him this awesome responsibility. For with
every seduction, Lucky always prays in his heart that you won't be
tempted.
Moral of this tale: Evil is a necessary evil. And if you really love
your enemy, then one must also find a way to love, and forgive, the
Ultimate Enemy (as symbolized by Satan a.k.a. Lucifer a.k.a. First
Born a.k.a. Yeshua.)
P.S.: In future times, I will describe some of the Heavenly stories
that have been revealed to yours truly. It is my conviction that God
is gay, and created his first being to have a companion...whom
Christians call Jesus. He was the First Born, who is titled "Angel of
Light" in the Old Testament. When it came time to impregnate Mary, God
did not do that himself, but handed over a vial of His Most Precious
Sperm to Gabriel, who then delivered it unto Mary's unexpectant womb.
Right before Gabriel departed to carry out this sacred mission, YHVH
added: "And when you get back, spare me the details. Please!"
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