Could it be that one of Hollywood's most intriguing paternity puzzles has
been solved? Like a story out of Unsolved Mysteries, people have been
wondering who sired the child of that multi-award-winning actress. Although
she's never been known as a foxy mama, her Sapphic ways didn't stop her from
becoming a biological mama. Freaky as it sounds, she only had to open up
her old address book to find a suitable donor. While we all know that she
rekindled her friendship with that former boytoy to the rich and famous, I'
ve now learned that the reunion was at full tilt BEFORE her conception
(well, this guy ain't known for saying no). Intimates with poisoned pens
tell me that it's mighty fortunate that our fraternal fellow made those
deposits oh so long ago. They came in handy when he was asked to make two
hasty withdrawals - one for our sunburned sweetie and the other for that
bicoastal bitch. I'm told that he's a presence in both children's lives.
Now if only these gals could come up with a maternal figure!
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Joe
Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?
Duh, Jodie Foster. I didn't even need the "freaky" reference (she was
in the movie 'Freaky Friday.")
The guy, and bi-coastal bitch, no idea.
Shoulda checked the F2G forum, the people there are sharp.
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Jodie Foster...freaky=Freaky Friday, foxy mama=Foxes
Sandra Bernhard...bi-coastal bitch who also had a baby a few years ago
Steve Antin...full tilt frat boy=he was the frat boy rapist of Jodie
on the pinball machine in The Accused. He also had a role in his good
friend, Sandra's movie, Without You I'm Nothing. Is the blind item
hinting at Steve's possible HIV+ status...
Pardon me if I phucked up on the spellings.
"Jason Lane" <ja...@jason.com> wrote in message
news:1ag2mu04n2hsc4g9c...@4ax.com...
Well, the first actress is clearly supposed to be Jodie. I don't know
who the bicoastal bitch is, though. 0r the boytoy... guess I'm not
much help at all.
Juli