Jonno's Jibberings Wed 18th

[Jonno]

Will is talking to Tony. He is worried about Dee (I wonder why). Tony susses
he has the hots for her, but doesn't let on.

Rachael quizzes Chris about dining out with Kelly. She gives Chris a hard
time. Chris says horrible things like " she's the best thing that's happened
to me" etc. Rachael asks what Kelly is after. "Nothing". Ha ha !!

Dee and Pollard are at each other's throats about Outhwaite's antiques.

Roy asks Miss Piggy out for a burger. Needless to say she is not impressed
after her fancy meal with Chris. "You can't afford me," she says, "what I
need is a man not a mouse". Roy goes on the piss. Biff arrives and Roy tells
him why he is upset. He wants to know. It must be someone she's ashamed of,
suggests Roy. Why does he not know about Biff ? Was he not there when Biff
was dicovered in bed with her ? I can't remember.

Biff suggests Chris may be the father and they have a big laugh. Sadly Roy
still thinks Miss Piggy is his girlfriend.

We are at the hospital now and Outhwaite doesn't want to give up the farm.
Lynn wants him to live with her mother. She's not too impressed.

Mandy wants to cook a special meal for Paddy, as this is her first day not
working. Things don't go too well in the kitchen. Lisa agrees to help.

Roy confronts Miss Piggy. "Who is the father. I'm not a mouse". All that
stuff.

The Cairn's daughter (Emma ? ) gets her mother to stop the car at the
roadside because there is a neglected pony. It's a gypo job. It's cruel,
she's upset.... the usual stuff.

Rachael doesn't tell Cathy the truth about Chris and Miss Piggy. Says its
some business meeting. Why on earth ?

Paddy's *special* meal is served. It's obviously a Dingle special,
embroidered for TV, "Trotter Broth, followed by boiled Tripe in Nettle and
Onion Sauce". Too silly to even be funny.

Pollard threatens to stop the payments to Dee's family over the business
with Will and the antiques. Will asks why Dee is upset and she tells him. He
makes it about as obvious as he can that he fancies her without taking his
trousers down. She does the same.

And that's it. I'll be back tomorrow and hopefully it will be Molly next
Tuesday.

Jonno

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