[RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
Jim Evans
On Sat, 4 Dec 1999, Thor Thomas aka Kerr Avon wrote:
} I don't want you gone, but I *DO* want you to stop the
} crossposting.
}
} (Headers trimmed)
Ditto. Repeat after me:
Humour - GOOD
Crosspost - BAD
JIM
Thor Thomas aka Kerr Avon
crossposting.
(Headers trimmed)
-be seeing you,
AVON
Furrfu!
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RST
news:Pine.A32.3.95.99120...@joule.physics.uottawa.c
a...
>
>
> On Sat, 4 Dec 1999, Thor Thomas aka Kerr Avon wrote:
>
> } crossposting.
> }
> } (Headers trimmed)
>
>
> Humour - GOOD
>
> Crosspost - BAD
then quit encouraging me. I crossposted to both ATS and ARK, and
they both topped.
Tim Chew
11:38:07 -0500, the fingers of RST did thusly type:
>Jim Evans <jev...@physics.uottawa.ca> wrote in message
>news:Pine.A32.3.95.99120...@joule.physics.uottawa.c
>a...
>> Humour - GOOD
>>
>> Crosspost - BAD
>
>then quit encouraging me. I crossposted to both ATS and ARK, and
>they both topped.
Which is why crossposting is bad.
BTW, Jeffrey, is there a way to killfile all cross-posts?
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Ben
twc...@raspberry.mindspring.com (Tim Chew) wrote:
>-Right, sometime during the twenty four hour period of Sat, 4 Dec 1999
>-11:38:07 -0500, the fingers of RST did thusly type:
>-
>->Jim Evans <jev...@physics.uottawa.ca> wrote in message
>->news:Pine.A32.3.95.99120...@joule.physics.uottawa.c
>->a...
>->> Humour - GOOD
>->>
>->> Crosspost - BAD
>->
>->then quit encouraging me. I crossposted to both ATS and ARK, and
>->they both topped.
>-
>-Which is why crossposting is bad.
>-
>-BTW, Jeffrey, is there a way to killfile all cross-posts?
There is with mt-newswatcher. I'm considering turning it on.
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Ed Chauvin IV
rec.humor.oracle.d, Tim Chew used a less than adequate newsreader
Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>Right, sometime during the twenty four hour period of Sat, 4 Dec 1999
>11:38:07 -0500, the fingers of RST did thusly type:
>
>>Jim Evans <jev...@physics.uottawa.ca> wrote in message
>>news:Pine.A32.3.95.99120...@joule.physics.uottawa.c
>>a...
>>> Humour - GOOD
>>>
>>> Crosspost - BAD
>>
>>then quit encouraging me. I crossposted to both ATS and ARK, and
>>they both topped.
>
>Which is why crossposting is bad.
>
>BTW, Jeffrey, is there a way to killfile all cross-posts?
Yes, but it's rather tedious.
You have to set up a folder for each[1] group you want to do this in,
and a kill filter in that folder that matches <Newsgroups: ,> Then
you have to manually[2] copy/move every message to the target folder,
and apply filters.
Either that or wait until Forté decides to add any-header based
filtering for news. Don't know why it isn't already a feature, it's
available for mail.
[1]: Unless you prefer having all the messages from every group you
read lumped into a single folder.
[2]: Not really all that hard, actually. <ctrl-a, rclick, c, #
(where # is the # assigned to your folder in the menu)>
Ed Chauvin IV
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It is by the Beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
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Froom: twc...@raspberry.mindspring.com (Tim Chew)
On: Sat, 2286 Sep 1993 12:18:39 -0500
________________________________________________________________________________
> BTW, Jeffrey, is there a way to killfile all cross-posts?
Subscribe to ATS and ARK, put a filter on both froups to Ignore
everything in there, and make sure that Crosspost Checking is
activated. The first two froups, being alphabetically first, will
receive the cross-posted messages, and ignore them. RHOD will benefit
from the Crosspost Checking and see none of the messages in question.
Alternatively, use Hamster to do the job, or NFilter.
--
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Anti-Defamation League and keeper of the September Chicken.
trog
> In the presence of other members of the ill reputed
> rec.humor.oracle.d, Tim Chew used a less than adequate newsreader
> Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
Forgive me if I'm reacting in a predictable way, but on those grounds,
what is an at least adequate newsreader?
--
Tim "there is no gravity; the earth sucks" Wren
TechnoAtheist
t...@thewrens.freeserve.co.uk (trog) wrote:
>Ed Chauvin, using Forte Agent 1.7/32.534 said...
>
>> In the presence of other members of the ill reputed
>> rec.humor.oracle.d, Tim Chew used a less than adequate newsreader
>> Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
>> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>
>Forgive me if I'm reacting in a predictable way, but on those grounds,
>what is an at least adequate newsreader?
Tim is.
But the program he uses to retrieve the articles sucks.
TechnoAtheist
s...@ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape) wrote:
>TechnoAtheist schrieb:
>Tim is an illusion.
ScrewTape doubly so?
Tim Chew
13:39:12 +1100, the fingers of Screwtape did thusly type:
>Tim is an illusion.
Son of a... Just when you think it's okay to start trusting reality.
I guess it's okay, reality's not the illusion, I am, or we are. Are
all Tim's illusions?
What will my girlfriend say?
Screwtape
>On Sun, 5 Dec 1999 15:54:14 -0000, an infinite group of monkeys claiming to be
>t...@thewrens.freeserve.co.uk (trog) wrote:
>
>>Ed Chauvin, using Forte Agent 1.7/32.534 said...
>>
>>> In the presence of other members of the ill reputed
>>> rec.humor.oracle.d, Tim Chew used a less than adequate newsreader
>>> Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
>>> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>>
>>Forgive me if I'm reacting in a predictable way, but on those grounds,
>>what is an at least adequate newsreader?
>
>Tim is.
Tim is an illusion.
Screwtape,
...#include <afdainjokes.h>
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Daniel E. Macks
>Right, sometime during the twenty four hour period of Mon, 6 Dec 1999
>13:39:12 +1100, the fingers of Screwtape did thusly type:
>>
>>Tim is an illusion.
>
>Son of a... Just when you think it's okay to start trusting reality.
>I guess it's okay, reality's not the illusion, I am, or we are. Are
>all Tim's illusions?
>
>What will my girlfriend say?
"Ohhhhhhh, Dan! You're so much better than that Tiny Tim fellow!"
I aksed her if she thought you'd mind my...ya know..., but she said
you don't usually have any hard feelings.
dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies already called in sick
for tomorrow
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http://www.netspace.org/~dmacks
Screwtape
>Right, sometime during the twenty four hour period of Mon, 6 Dec 1999
>13:39:12 +1100, the fingers of Screwtape did thusly type:
>
>>Tim is an illusion.
>
>Son of a... Just when you think it's okay to start trusting reality.
>I guess it's okay, reality's not the illusion, I am, or we are. Are
>all Tim's illusions?
*cough* L'Apostrophe strikes again *cough*
All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
Screwtape,
...who's reserving his space in Reader's Digest right now..
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Donald Welsh
wrote:
>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
Tim flies like an arrow.
-- D. "Fruit flies like a banana." W.
Ben
<beka_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>-"Screwtape" <s...@ferd2.thristian.org> wrote in message
news:slrn84m8...@ferd2.thristian.org...
>-> TechnoAtheist schrieb:
>-> >On Sun, 5 Dec 1999 15:54:14 -0000, an infinite group of monkeys
claiming to be
>-> >t...@thewrens.freeserve.co.uk (trog) wrote:
>-> >
>-> >>Ed Chauvin, using Forte Agent 1.7/32.534 said...
>-> >>
>-> >>> In the presence of other members of the ill reputed
>-> >>> rec.humor.oracle.d, Tim Chew used a less than adequate newsreader
>-> >>> Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
>-> >>> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>-> >>
>-> >>Forgive me if I'm reacting in a predictable way, but on those grounds,
>-> >>what is an at least adequate newsreader?
>-> >
>-> >Tim is.
>->
>-> Tim is an illusion.
>->
>-> Screwtape,
>-> ...#include <afdainjokes.h>
>-
>-PORT 127,0,0,1,21
>-
>-RETR afdainjokes.h
print "I've only not killfiled you becasue I want to see if you are around
to follow up on that wager you made.";
--
<Ben>-( late...@usa.net )-{ http://www.netins.net/showcase/benssite/ }
"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about,
and that is not being talked about." -- Oscar Wilde
RST
> >On Sun, 5 Dec 1999 15:54:14 -0000, an infinite group of monkeys claiming to be
> >t...@thewrens.freeserve.co.uk (trog) wrote:
> >
> >>Ed Chauvin, using Forte Agent 1.7/32.534 said...
> >>
> >>> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
> >>
> >
>
> Tim is an illusion.
>
> Screwtape,
> ...#include <afdainjokes.h>
PORT 127,0,0,1,21
RETR afdainjokes.h
Ben
<beka_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>-"Ben" <late...@usa.net> wrote in message
news:latebird-061...@mdpl-01-101.dialup.netins.net...
>-> In article <CXI24.627$n31.2...@news.netdirect.net>, "RST"
>-> <beka_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>->
>-> >-"Screwtape" <s...@ferd2.thristian.org> wrote in message
>-> news:slrn84m8...@ferd2.thristian.org...
>-> >-> TechnoAtheist schrieb:
>-> >-> >On Sun, 5 Dec 1999 15:54:14 -0000, an infinite group of monkeys
>-> claiming to be
>-> >-> >t...@thewrens.freeserve.co.uk (trog) wrote:
>-> >-> >
>-> >-> >>Ed Chauvin, using Forte Agent 1.7/32.534 said...
>-> >-> >>
>-> >-> >>> In the presence of other members of the ill reputed
>-> >-> >>> rec.humor.oracle.d, Tim Chew used a less than adequate newsreader
>-> >-> >>> Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
>-> >-> >>> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>-> >-> >>
>-> >-> >>Forgive me if I'm reacting in a predictable way, but on those grounds,
>-> >-> >>what is an at least adequate newsreader?
>-> >-> >
>-> >-> >Tim is.
>-> >->
>-> >-> Tim is an illusion.
>-> >->
>-> >-> Screwtape,
>-> >-> ...#include <afdainjokes.h>
>-> >-
>-> >-PORT 127,0,0,1,21
>-> >-
>-> >-RETR afdainjokes.h
>->
>-> print "I've only not killfiled you becasue I want to see if you are around
>-> to follow up on that wager you made.";
>-
>-I'm afraid that no-one may collect on that wager. The cascade closed
[don't reopen it, the official rules say a week! it was more
>-then a week] and i was the last person to post to it. therefore YOU get
NOTHING.
No, the fact that noone followed up means that it was a call. If you lose
that hand, you have to pay up.
--
< Ben >( late...@usa.net ){ http://www.netins.net/showcase/benssite/ }
"The truly wise man knows not, knows not that he knows not, and thinks
he's smarter than everyone else."
RST
> >-> TechnoAtheist schrieb:
> >-> >>
> >-> >>> rec.humor.oracle.d, Tim Chew used a less than adequate newsreader
> >-> >>> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
> >-> >>
> >-> >>what is an at least adequate newsreader?
> >-> >
> >->
> >-> Tim is an illusion.
> >->
> >-> ...#include <afdainjokes.h>
> >-
> >-PORT 127,0,0,1,21
> >-
> >-RETR afdainjokes.h
>
I'm afraid that no-one may collect on that wager. The cascade closed [don't reopen it, the official rules say a week! it was more
Screwtape
>> >On Sun, 5 Dec 1999 15:54:14 -0000, an infinite group of monkeys claiming to be
>> >t...@thewrens.freeserve.co.uk (trog) wrote:
>> >
>> >>Ed Chauvin, using Forte Agent 1.7/32.534 said...
>> >>
>> >>> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>> >>
>> >
>>
>> Tim is an illusion.
>>
>> Screwtape,
>> ...#include <afdainjokes.h>
>
>PORT 127,0,0,1,21
>
>RETR afdainjokes.h
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Lane Gray, Czar Castic
Donald Welsh wrote in message <384b47ad...@news.melbpc.org.au>...
>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, s...@ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
>wrote:
>
>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>
>Tim flies like an arrow.
Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
--
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maker, steel picker, Dagorhirim, husband, soon-to-be-ex-procrastinator.
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Ed Chauvin IV
MicroPlanet Gravity v2.12
>Ed Chauvin, using Forte Agent 1.7/32.534 said...
>
>> In the presence of other members of the ill reputed
>> rec.humor.oracle.d, Tim Chew used a less than adequate newsreader
>> Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
>> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>
>Forgive me if I'm reacting in a predictable way, but on those grounds,
>what is an at least adequate newsreader?
One that suffices.
Obviously, Agent is my preferred newsreader. But, there's still some
features I'd like to see implemented that I'll probably never get.
Periodically, I try to check into other newsreaders, but I've yet to
find one that does all what Agent does and feels right. Eventually,
I'll probably find one and switch. Even that one, I'm sure, will be
less than adequate.
TechnoAtheist
Ed Chauvin IV <edc...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>In the presence of other members of the ill reputed
>rec.humor.oracle.d, trog used a less than adequate newsreader
>MicroPlanet Gravity v2.12
>to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>
>>Ed Chauvin, using Forte Agent 1.7/32.534 said...
>>
>>> In the presence of other members of the ill reputed
>>> rec.humor.oracle.d, Tim Chew used a less than adequate newsreader
>>> Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
>>> to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>>
>>Forgive me if I'm reacting in a predictable way, but on those grounds,
>>what is an at least adequate newsreader?
>
>One that suffices.
>
>Obviously, Agent is my preferred newsreader. But, there's still some
>features I'd like to see implemented that I'll probably never get.
>Periodically, I try to check into other newsreaders, but I've yet to
>find one that does all what Agent does and feels right. Eventually,
>I'll probably find one and switch. Even that one, I'm sure, will be
>less than adequate.
>
'K Ed, so what's your wish list of features?
Donald Welsh
<E9c6z...@mwis.net> wrote:
>
>Donald Welsh wrote in message <384b47ad...@news.melbpc.org.au>...
>>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, s...@ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>>
>>Tim flies like an arrow.
>
>Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
Al Sharka
> (Donald Welsh) writes:
> > "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
> > >Donald Welsh wrote
> > >>(Screwtape)wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> > >>
> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> > >
> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> >
> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>
Tim in a bottle.
Muffin Top
> dwe...@nospam.melbpc.org.au (Donald Welsh) writes:
>
> > On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
> > <E9c6z...@mwis.net> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >Donald Welsh wrote in message <384b47ad...@news.melbpc.org.au>...
> > >>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, s...@ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
> > >>wrote:
> > >>
> > >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> > >>
> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> > >
> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> >
> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>
> Tim after Tim.
Tim flies when your having fins...
Paul L. Kelly
>Rich Churcher wrote:
>> (Donald Welsh) writes:
>> > "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
>> > >Donald Welsh wrote
>> > >>(Screwtape)wrote:
>> > >>>
>> > >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>> > >>
>> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>> > >
>> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>> >
>> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>>
>> Tim after Tim.
>
>Tim in a bottle.
<Leon>Wake up! Tim to die!</Leon>
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from the nipples of ignorance by saying:
>Al Sharka <ash...@my-deja.com> attempted to infuriate me by saying:
>
>>Rich Churcher wrote:
>>> (Donald Welsh) writes:
>>> > "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
>>> > >Donald Welsh wrote
>>> > >>(Screwtape)wrote:
>>> > >>>
>>> > >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>>> > >>
>>> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>>> > >
>>> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>>> >
>>> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>>>
>>> Tim after Tim.
>>
>>Tim in a bottle.
>
><Leon>Wake up! Tim to die!</Leon>
He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
OH MY GHOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE???
Forgive me Nathan Teh w**dch*ck made me do it!
RST
> Rich Churcher wrote:
>
> > dwe...@nospam.melbpc.org.au (Donald Welsh) writes:
> >
> > > On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
> > > <E9c6z...@mwis.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >Donald Welsh wrote in message <384b47ad...@news.melbpc.org.au>...
> > > >>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, s...@ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
> > > >>wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> > > >
> > > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> > >
> > > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> >
> > Tim after Tim.
>
I'mSorryThereIsn'tTim.
Nathan Sullivan
> Paul L. Kelly bravely attempted to detach the electrodes of knowledge
> from the nipples of ignorance by saying:
> >Al Sharka <ash...@my-deja.com> attempted to infuriate me by saying:
> >>Rich Churcher wrote:
> >>> (Donald Welsh) writes:
> >>> > "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
> >>> > >Donald Welsh wrote
> >>> > >>(Screwtape)wrote:
> >>> > >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> >>> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> >>> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> >>> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> >>> Tim after Tim.
> >>Tim in a bottle.
> ><Leon>Wake up! Tim to die!</Leon>
> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
Alright, stop that now. This isn't even a proto-cascade; this is a
full-blown cascade, and I won't have it. All of you, into the paddy
wagon. I'll show those Seattle police how to handle people like you.
> OH MY GHOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE???
> Forgive me Nathan Teh w**dch*ck made me do it!
Of all the people to go bad. You'll got some Very Special
Treatment(tm).
--Nathan "Cascade Cop, dusting off The Machine" Sullivan
--
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We have only 2 things to worry about: That things will never get back
to normal, and that they already have.
TechnoAtheist
Nathan Sullivan <alf...@pants.nu> wrote:
i
>m).
>
Well, he refused to add it when I was standing in his cube....
Richard Fitzpatrick
>Donald Welsh writes:
>> On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, Lane Gray wrote:
>> >Donald Welsh wrote...
>> >>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, Screwtape wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>> >>
>> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>> >
>> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>>
>> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>
>Tim after Tim.
But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
Richard, whose dull green Kampuchean loving ghoti wishes Michael H. RIP.
Kevin Kelley
> Rich said on 07 Dec 1999 20:38:33 +1100
> >Donald Welsh writes:
> >> On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, Lane Gray wrote:
> >> >Donald Welsh wrote...
> >> >>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, Screwtape wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> >> >>
> >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> >> >
> >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> >>
> >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> >
> >Tim after Tim.
>
> But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
Kevin
Rich Churcher
> On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
> <E9c6z...@mwis.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >Donald Welsh wrote in message <384b47ad...@news.melbpc.org.au>...
> >>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, s...@ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
> >>wrote:
> >>
> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> >>
> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> >
> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>
> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
Tim after Tim.
--
Cheers,
Rich (how delightfully recursive! <simper>).
Lurker Praps
Massage: <m2emczn...@mpx.com.au>
Froom: Rich Churcher <churc...@mpx.com.au>
On: 2289 Sep 1993 20:38:33 +1100
________________________________________________________________________________
> > >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> Tim after Tim.
Acktcherly, "Boing! Tim for bed." makes me sound like some kind of
prevert, so I ain't gonna say it.
--
Malc, Southend-on-Sea, UK (not Europe, or the World)
Pope-elect, Anti-Oregano Extremist, sole member of the Monotreme
Anti-Defamation League and keeper of the September Chicken.
Daniel E. Macks
>Also Sprach Rich Churcher:
>
>> > >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>
>> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>
>> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>
>> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>
>> Tim after Tim.
>
>Acktcherly, "Boing! Tim for bed." makes me sound like some kind of
>prevert, so I ain't gonna say it.
Tim for Teletubbies! Tim for Teletubbies!
dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies wonder if Teletubby
asses keep making that honking sound when they have sex
Screwtape
>Paul L. Kelly bravely attempted to detach the electrodes of knowledge
>from the nipples of ignorance by saying:
>>Al Sharka <ash...@my-deja.com> attempted to infuriate me by saying:
>>
>>>Rich Churcher wrote:
>>>> (Donald Welsh) writes:
>>>> > "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
>>>> > >Donald Welsh wrote
>>>> > >>(Screwtape)wrote:
>>>> > >>>
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>>>> >
>>>> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>>>>
>>>> Tim after Tim.
>>>
>>
>><Leon>Wake up! Tim to die!</Leon>
>
*sob*
Hey, Chew, are you feeling as threatened as I?
--
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|--------------------------------------------- ---- ---- --- -- - - - -
|
| "i am a Grebulon. I've lost Electric_Monk's brain." -- Marvin, on #afda
|
Cici in Texas
-0500 came:
>Right, sometime during the twenty four hour period of Mon, 6 Dec 1999
>13:39:12 +1100, the fingers of Screwtape did thusly type:
>
>>Tim is an illusion.
>
>Son of a... Just when you think it's okay to start trusting reality.
>I guess it's okay, reality's not the illusion, I am, or we are. Are
>all Tim's illusions?
>
>What will my girlfriend say?
To whom?
Cici <who is still alive> in Texas
Ed Chauvin IV
Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>'K Ed, so what's your wish list of features?
Dark soulful eyes, firm round breasts, soft supple lips...
Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong list.
Paul L. Kelly
saying:
>t...@Apexmail.com (Teh [tie:poe]) writes:
>
>> Paul L. Kelly bravely attempted to detach the electrodes of knowledge
>> from the nipples of ignorance by saying:
>> >Al Sharka <ash...@my-deja.com> attempted to infuriate me by saying:
>> >>Rich Churcher wrote:
>> >>> (Donald Welsh) writes:
>> >>> > "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
>> >>> > >Donald Welsh wrote
>> >>> > >>(Screwtape)wrote:
>> >>> > >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>> >>> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>> >>> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>> >>> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>> >>> Tim after Tim.
>> >>Tim in a bottle.
>> ><Leon>Wake up! Tim to die!</Leon>
>> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>
>Alright, stop that now. This isn't even a proto-cascade; this is a
>full-blown cascade, and I won't have it. All of you, into the paddy
>wagon. I'll show those Seattle police how to handle people like you.
>
>> OH MY GHOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE???
>> Forgive me Nathan Teh w**dch*ck made me do it!
>
>Of all the people to go bad. You'll got some Very Special
>Treatment(tm).
Yeah, they're gonna throw away the key and you're gonna do hard Tim
for this, bucko.
Nobody Knows
Kevin Kelley <kel...@ruralnet.net> wrote in message
news:isap4sc00mp2o4dg2...@4ax.com...
> Richard Fitzpatrick <ossi...@cheerful.com> said:
>
> > Rich said on 07 Dec 1999 20:38:33 +1100
> > >Donald Welsh writes:
> > >> On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, Lane Gray wrote:
> > >> >Donald Welsh wrote...
> > >> >>
> > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> > >> >>
> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> > >> >
> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> > >>
> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> > >
> > >Tim after Tim.
> >
>
These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
Ben
<ossi...@cheerful.com> wrote:
>-Rich said on 07 Dec 1999 20:38:33 +1100
>->Donald Welsh writes:
>->> On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, Lane Gray wrote:
>->> >Donald Welsh wrote...
>->> >>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, Screwtape wrote:
>->> >>
>->> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>->> >>
>->> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>->> >
>->> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>->>
>->> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>->
>->Tim after Tim.
>-
>-But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
It was the best of Tim, it was the brautwurst of Tim.
--
< Ben >( late...@usa.net ){ http://www.netins.net/showcase/benssite/ }
"If I killed myself every time a woman dumped me, well - I guess I'd
still be dead. Forget that." - Loki, alt.revenge 02/01/99
Ben
kel...@ruralnet.net wrote:
>-Richard Fitzpatrick <ossi...@cheerful.com> said:
>-
>-> Rich said on 07 Dec 1999 20:38:33 +1100
>-> >Donald Welsh writes:
>-> >> On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, Lane Gray wrote:
>-> >> >Donald Welsh wrote...
>-> >> >>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, Screwtape wrote:
>-> >> >>
>-> >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>-> >> >>
>-> >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>-> >> >
>-> >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>-> >>
>-> >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>-> >
>-> >Tim after Tim.
>->
>-> But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
>-
>-He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>-
>-
>-Kevin
Damn!
--
<Ben>-( late...@usa.net )-{ http://www.netins.net/showcase/benssite/ }
"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about,
and that is not being talked about." -- Oscar Wilde
Al Sharka
>Kevin Kelley wrote
>>Richard Fitzpatrick said:
>>>Rich said
>>>>Donald Welsh writes:
>>>>>Lane Gray wrote:
>>>>>>Donald Welsh wrote...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
>>
>
A Tim for us, someday there'll be...
%
Geddow Dama Way
>
> Kevin Kelley <kel...@ruralnet.net> wrote in message
> news:isap4sc00mp2o4dg2...@4ax.com...
> > Richard Fitzpatrick <ossi...@cheerful.com> said:
> >
> > > >> On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, Lane Gray wrote:
> > > >> >Donald Welsh wrote...
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> > > >>
> > > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> > > >
> > > >Tim after Tim.
> > >
> > > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
> >
> > He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>
> These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
Nah, there's no Tim like the present, so let the good Tims roll.
Erik Mooney
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>> > >>
>> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>> > >
>> > >Tim after Tim.
>> >
>> > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
>>
>> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>
>These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
Give me One Moment in Tim...
Tom Tom Harrington
>Lurker Praps <ma...@potnoodle.SPICEDHAM.net> said:
>>Also Sprach Rich Churcher:
>>
>>
>>> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>>
>>> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>>
>>> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>>
>>> Tim after Tim.
>>
>>prevert, so I ain't gonna say it.
>
>Tim for Teletubbies! Tim for Teletubbies!
>
>dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies wonder if Teletubby
>asses keep making that honking sound when they have sex
Hmmm.... The Teletubbies do not appear to have the same physiology
as humans, so it's probably not accurate to guess that their sexual
habits are similar to those of humans. They do not have anything that is
readily identifiable as genitalia as we know it. However, given that
asexual reproduction seems unlikely for an apparently animal life-form,
some form of sexual organs must be present. Or in other words, they've
got nads, Jim, but not as we know them.
Examining Teletubby anatomy reveals only one likely sexual organ:
the curled spires at the tops of their heads. This is the only
anatomical difference among the four known Teletubby specimens,
and narration indicates that these four do in fact represent a
mixed-sex sample of the Teletubby population. This indicates a
curious difference between the Teletubbies and humans, namely
that there are at least four distinct types of Teletubby genitals.
It is not currently known if the four televised Teletubbies are
representative of the entire species, or merely a random sample,
so there's no way to know if other genital variations exist.
Narrative comments on the program describe Tinky Winky and Dipsy
as "he", and Laa-Laa and Po as "she", but evidence suggests that
this is a failing of the English language to accurately describe
a polysexual species. It's not clear which, if any, of the
Teletubbies could accurately be called "male" or "female".
This suggests that Teletubby sex follows very different patterns
than human sex. In examining the four captive specimens, it
seems likely that:
* Dipsy's prong-like genitalia make "him" the most sexually versatile,
capable of sexual intercourse with all of the others.
* Laa-Laa's twisted genitalia likely make it difficult for "her" to
have sex with either Tinky Winky or Po. Anything beyond extremely
shallow insertion would be very difficult and prone to getting "stuck".
* Po and Tinky Winky are probably sexually incompatible, in the sense
that it is physically impossible for them to engage in sexual intercourse.
Other sex acts may, of course, be possible.
Therefore it seems likely that Dipsy is the sexually dominant member
of the population.
In any case, it would seem that if Teletubby asses honk during sex, that
this honking is incidental to the sexual activity. Sexual intercourse
for Teletubbies does not necessarily involve anything near the abdomen.
And the apparent lack of a rectum makes anal sex an impossibility.
The real question is, how many times do they say "Again! Again!" before
their energy runs out?
P.S. There is an episode of Teletubbies in which Po demonstrates to
the others just how well "she" can blow them all, including Tinky Winky.
More study is clearly warranted.
--
Tom "Tom" Harrington ----- t...@acm.org ----- http://rainbow.rmi.net/~tph
"Now Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got
everything he wished for." "What?" "He lived happily ever after."
Michael Guenther
> Nobody Knows wrote:
> >
> > Kevin Kelley <kel...@ruralnet.net> wrote in message
> > news:isap4sc00mp2o4dg2...@4ax.com...
> > > Richard Fitzpatrick <ossi...@cheerful.com> said:
> > >
> > > > Rich said on 07 Dec 1999 20:38:33 +1100
> > > > >Donald Welsh writes:
> > > > >> On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, Lane Gray wrote:
> > > > >> >Donald Welsh wrote...
> > > > >> >>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, Screwtape wrote:
> > > > >> >>
> > > > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> > > > >> >>
> > > > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> > > > >
> > > > >Tim after Tim.
> > > >
> > > > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
> > >
> > > He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
> >
> > These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
>
> Nah, there's no Tim like the present, so let the good Tims roll.
The fundamental things apply, as Tim goes by.
--
Michael Guenther
mbgu...@physics.purdue.edu
Lurker Praps
Massage: <qagq4s8cmss9njfrk...@news.alt.net>
Froom: <emo...@SPAMFILTERattila.stevens-tech.edu>
On: Tue, 2289 Sep 1993 12:18:43 -0500
________________________________________________________________________________
> >> > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> >> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> >> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> >> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> >> > >Tim after Tim.
> >> > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
> >> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
> >These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
> Give me One Moment in Tim...
Tim flies by when you're the driver of a train
As you ride on the footplate, there and back again,
RST
> Nathan Sullivan <alf...@pants.nu> attempted to infuriate me by
> saying:
>
> >t...@Apexmail.com (Teh [tie:poe]) writes:
> >
> >> Paul L. Kelly bravely attempted to detach the electrodes of knowledge
> >> from the nipples of ignorance by saying:
> >> >Al Sharka <ash...@my-deja.com> attempted to infuriate me by saying:
> >> >>Rich Churcher wrote:
> >> >>> (Donald Welsh) writes:
> >> >>> > "Lane Gray, Czar Castic"
> >> >>> > >Donald Welsh wrote
> >> >>> > >>(Screwtape)wrote:
> >> >>> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> >> >>> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> >> >>> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> >> >>> Tim after Tim.
> >> ><Leon>Wake up! Tim to die!</Leon>
> >
> >full-blown cascade, and I won't have it. All of you, into the paddy
> >wagon. I'll show those Seattle police how to handle people like you.
> >
> >> OH MY GHOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE???
> >> Forgive me Nathan Teh w**dch*ck made me do it!
> >
> >Of all the people to go bad. You'll got some Very Special
> >Treatment(tm).
>
> Yeah, they're gonna throw away the key and you're gonna do hard Tim
> for this, bucko.
I'mSorryThereIsn'tTim
#link disclaimer.h "Keywords:"
RST
> >> > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> >> > >> >>
> >> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> >> > >
> >> > >Tim after Tim.
> >> >
> >>
> >
>
> Give me One Moment in Tim...
Tim for you to buy me a new KEYBOARD.
RST
> >>>> > >>
> >>>> > >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> >>>> > >
> >>>> > >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> >>>>
> >>>> Tim after Tim.
> >>>
> >>
> >><Leon>Wake up! Tim to die!</Leon>
> >
>
>
> Hey, Chew, are you feeling as threatened as I?
Tim to tell everyone on the newsgroup your real last name!
RST
Hey, sorry about not going back after noticing that no-one else caught it, but.....
I don't think any Tim's exist at all, and i have no opinion on whether all Tims are illusions. Look at my footnote to get the joke
[*]I'mSorryThereIsn'tTim to explain this injoke
Ken Harlan
>From: "RST" <beka_...@hotmail.com>
>Subject: Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>Date: Tue, 7 Dec 1999 18:36:03 -0500
>"Erik Mooney" <emo...@SPAMFILTERattila.stevens-tech.edu> wrote in message
>news:qagq4s8cmss9njfrk...@news.alt.net...
>> >> > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>> >> > >> >>
>> >> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>> >> > >> >
>> >> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>> >> > >
>> >> > >Tim after Tim.
>> >> >
>> >> > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
>> >>
>> >> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>> >
>> >These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
>>
>> Give me One Moment in Tim...
>Tim for you to buy me a new KEYBOARD.
Tim keeps on slippin' slippin' into the future
Tim Chew
18:39:06 -0500, the fingers of RST did thusly type:
>> >He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>>
>> *sob*
>>
>> Hey, Chew, are you feeling as threatened as I?
>
>Tim to tell everyone on the newsgroup your real last name!
>
Chew
--
HRH Prince Timothy T. W. Chew, Duke of North Hills
Full Time Oracle Priest and Professional Giver of Bad Advice
http://twchew.home.mindspring.com
"But assassination can seldom be employed with a clear conscience. Persons
who are morally squeamish should not attempt it." - CIA
Blow a raspberry to e-mail me.
Tim Chew
period of Tue, 7 Dec 1999 18:39:06 -0500, the fingers of someone other
than RST, I'm not sure who, since I didn't see the original posting,
did thusly type:
> *sob*
>
> Hey, Chew, are you feeling as threatened as I?
Are you kidding? This is as close to pandering to my ego as it ever
gets. Keep it up. Hell this is one cascade I'll be watching.
Pooglian
Lurker Praps seemed to say:
>Also Sprach Erik Mooney:
>
>Massage: <qagq4s8cmss9njfrk...@news.alt.net>
>Froom: <emo...@SPAMFILTERattila.stevens-tech.edu>
>On: Tue, 2289 Sep 1993 12:18:43 -0500
>________________________________________________________________________________
>
>> >> > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>
>> >> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>
>> >> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>
>> >> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>
>> >> > >Tim after Tim.
>
>> >> > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
>
>> >> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>
>> >These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
>
>> Give me One Moment in Tim...
>
>Tim flies by when you're the driver of a train
>As you ride on the footplate, there and back again,
I believe it's Tim for me to fly...
--
Pooga the YAD
Reward offered for return of missing sig file. If found, contact
po...@home.com.
Pooglian
Chew seemed to say:
>Right, sometime during the twenty four hour period of Tue, 7 Dec 1999
>18:39:06 -0500, the fingers of RST did thusly type:
>
>>> >He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>>>
>>> *sob*
>>>
>>> Hey, Chew, are you feeling as threatened as I?
>>
>>Tim to tell everyone on the newsgroup your real last name!
>>
>Chew
Bless you.
Richard Cohen
>Right, sometime during the twenty four hour period of Tue, 7 Dec 1999
>18:39:06 -0500, the fingers of RST did thusly type:
>
>>> >He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>>>
>>> *sob*
>>>
>>> Hey, Chew, are you feeling as threatened as I?
>>
>>Tim to tell everyone on the newsgroup your real last name!
>>
>Chew
So you're Chinese then?
Cheers
Richard
Tim Chew
11:42:07 GMT, the fingers of Richard Cohen did thusly type:
Why, yes. Though you'd never know if you'd seen me, or seen my family
tree, or the portrait of my great[x3]grandfather.
trog
Tim Chew wrote ...
> Right, sometime during, or may be a little before the twenty four hour
> period of Tue, 7 Dec 1999 18:39:06 -0500, the fingers of someone other
> than RST, I'm not sure who, since I didn't see the original posting,
> did thusly type:
>
> >
> > Hey, Chew, are you feeling as threatened as I?
>
> gets. Keep it up. Hell this is one cascade I'll be watching.
I can't wait 'til the proverbs start - like "The trouble with our Tims is
that the future is not what it used to be."
-Paul Valery.
--
Tim "Tim" Wren
Erik Mooney
wrote:
>>> >> > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>>
>>> >> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>>
>>> >> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>>
>>> >> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>>
>>> >> > >Tim after Tim.
>>
>>> >> > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
>>
>>> >> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>>
>>> >These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
>>
>>> Give me One Moment in Tim...
>>
>>Tim flies by when you're the driver of a train
>>As you ride on the footplate, there and back again,
>
>I believe it's Tim for me to fly...
Just once in his life, a man has his Tim.
And my Tim is now, I'm coming alive...
Lurker Praps
Massage: <slrn84sh20....@scoplus4.london.sco.COM>
Froom: rich...@sco.com.spicedham (Richard Cohen)
On: 2290 Sep 1993 11:42:07 GMT
________________________________________________________________________________
> >>Tim to tell everyone on the newsgroup your real last name!
> >Chew
> So you're Chinese then?
Spanish, shirley.
Jeff Zeitlin
>
>Kevin Kelley <kel...@ruralnet.net> wrote in message
>news:isap4sc00mp2o4dg2...@4ax.com...
>> Richard Fitzpatrick <ossi...@cheerful.com> said:
>>
>> > Rich said on 07 Dec 1999 20:38:33 +1100
>> > >Donald Welsh writes:
>> > >> On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 02:40:30 -0600, Lane Gray wrote:
>> > >> >Donald Welsh wrote...
>> > >> >>On Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:02:20 +1100, Screwtape wrote:
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>> > >>
>> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>> > >
>> > >Tim after Tim.
>> >
>> > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
>>
>> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>
>These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
>
May you live in interesting Tims.
--
Jeff Zeitlin
jzei...@cyburban.com
Jason Willoughby
Sound like an invitation to look up Tim in a book of quotes...
Tim is a great equalizer, even in the field of morals. (HL Mencken)
The inaudible and noiseless foot of Tim. (Shakespeare)
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander Tim, for that is the stuff
life is made of. (Ben Franklin)
Unhappy is he who trusts only to Tim for his happiness. (Voltaire)
Heather & Richard Fitzpatrick
>Daniel E. Macks wrote:
>>
>>Tim for Teletubbies! Tim for Teletubbies!
>>
<unfair snip of the remainder of perfectly wonderful analsysis of the sexual
arrangements of theTeletubbies and the sociological effects of such>
Bravo, Tom! Bravo!
Slow day at work, eh?
Richard, whose dull green Kampuchean loving ghoti prefers the Wiggles.
Heather & Richard Fitzpatrick
>The fingers of Richard Cohen did thusly type:
>>On Tue, 07 Dec 1999 22:25:14 -0500, Tim Chew wrote:
>>>The fingers of RST did thusly type:
>>>
>>>>Tim to tell everyone on the newsgroup your real last name!
>>>>
>>>Chew
>>
>>So you're Chinese then?
>
>tree, or the portrait of my great[x3]grandfather.
Hey, everyone's got at least one bone in that wardrobe.
Richard, whose dull green Kampuchean loving ghoti is part coelacanth.
Screwtape
>Sound like an invitation to look up Tim in a book of quotes...
>
>Tim is a great equalizer, even in the field of morals. (HL Mencken)
>
>The inaudible and noiseless foot of Tim. (Shakespeare)
>
>Dost thou love life? Then do not squander Tim, for that is the stuff
>life is made of. (Ben Franklin)
>
>Unhappy is he who trusts only to Tim for his happiness. (Voltaire)
...so much to .sig, so little time...
I think I'll take the first one.
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Donald Welsh
wrote:
>Jason Willoughby schrieb:
>>Sound like an invitation to look up Tim in a book of quotes...
>>
>>Tim is a great equalizer, even in the field of morals. (HL Mencken)
>>
>>The inaudible and noiseless foot of Tim. (Shakespeare)
>>
>>Dost thou love life? Then do not squander Tim, for that is the stuff
>>life is made of. (Ben Franklin)
>>
>>Unhappy is he who trusts only to Tim for his happiness. (Voltaire)
>
>...so much to .sig, so little time...
>
>I think I'll take the first one.
You cannot kill Tim without injuring eternity.
Teh [tie:poe]
from the nipples of ignorance by saying:
>
>
second screwtape?
Just wait here while I get Teh goat.
Screwtape
>You cannot kill Tim without injuring eternity.
Sigged.
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Screwtape
>Donald Welsh bravely attempted to detach the electrodes of knowledge
>from the nipples of ignorance by saying:
>>
>
>second screwtape?
No, there's only one of me, and I like my life status (i.e. "living") just as it
is.
>Just wait here while I get Teh goat.
She's mine! She only obeys my words!
Daisy: Maaa! <BZAP!>
No, no, that's OK. I think the curtains look good with that kind of oblique
singed edge.
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Rich Churcher
> You cannot kill Tim without injuring eternity.
Tim, the subtle thief of youth (Milton)
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Jason Willoughby
; You're sure about that? Tim for some empirical proof, do you have a
; second screwtape?
I always keep a spare...
trog
Heather & Richard Fitzpatrick wrote ...
> Tim Chew wrote...
> >The fingers of Richard Cohen did thusly type:
> >>On Tue, 07 Dec 1999 22:25:14 -0500, Tim Chew wrote:
> >>>The fingers of RST did thusly type:
> >>>
> >>>>Tim to tell everyone on the newsgroup your real last name!
> >>>>
> >>>Chew
> >>
> >>So you're Chinese then?
> >
> >Why, yes. Though you'd never know if you'd seen me, or seen my family
> >tree, or the portrait of my great[x3]grandfather.
>
>
> Hey, everyone's got at least one bone in that wardrobe.
Too true. I'll have to admit to having a great[x2] grandfather who's ...
*Belgian*!
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Donald Welsh
wrote:
>In the presence of other members of the ill reputed
>rec.humor.oracle.d, TechnoAtheist used a less than adequate newsreader
>Forte Agent 1.7/32.534
>to describe Re: [RHOD] If you want me to quit, quit encouraging me!
>>'K Ed, so what's your wish list of features?
>Dark soulful eyes, firm round breasts, soft supple lips...
>Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong list.
<AOL> Please add me to your list! </AOL>
-- D. "Don't keep us in suspense, Ed, post the rest!" W.
trog
Erik Mooney wrote ...
> On Wed, 08 Dec 1999 05:15:46 GMT, Pooglian <po...@home.com.RemoveThis>
>
> >>> >> > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
> >>
> >>> >> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
> >>
> >>> >> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
> >>
> >>> >> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
> >>
> >>> >> > >Tim after Tim.
> >>
> >>> >> > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
> >>
> >>> >> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
> >>
> >>> >These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
> >>
> >>
> >>Tim flies by when you're the driver of a train
> >>As you ride on the footplate, there and back again,
> >
> >I believe it's Tim for me to fly...
>
> Just once in his life, a man has his Tim.
> And my Tim is now, I'm coming alive...
A friend of mine, eager to pander to the tired ego of time suggested these
too (my favourite comes first):
Come, fill the cup, and in the fire of spring
Your winter garment of repentance fling:
The bird of Tim has but a little way
To flutter - and the bird is on the wing.
(Omar Khayyam)
We must use Tim as a tool, not as a couch.
(JF Kennedy)
But at my back I always hear
Tim's winged chariot hurrying near.
Oh Tim! the beautifier of the dead,
Adorner of the ruin, comforter
And only healer when the heart hath bled;
... Tim, the avenger!
(Byron)
While Tim, The endless idiot, runs screaming 'round the world.
(Carson McCulers, When we are lost)
Tim and I against any two.
(Spanish Proverb. Quoted by Cardinal Mazarin during the minority of Louis XIV)
Tim is the only critic without ambition.
(John Steinbeck)
Tim turns the old days to derision,
Our loves into corpses or wives;
And marriage and death and division
Make barren our lives.
(A C Swinburne)
As if you could kill Tim without injuring eternity
(H D Thoreau)
O, call back yesterday, bid Tim return.
(Shakespeare)
Tim goes, you say? Ah no!
Alas, Tim stays, we go.
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Tim "not sure about that last one, though" Wren
Lionel
Pooglian <po...@home.com.RemoveThis> said:
>On Tue, 07 Dec 1999 21:11:41 +0000, the incoherent ramblings of
>Lurker Praps seemed to say:
>
>>Also Sprach Erik Mooney:
>>
>>Massage: <qagq4s8cmss9njfrk...@news.alt.net>
>>Froom: <emo...@SPAMFILTERattila.stevens-tech.edu>
>>On: Tue, 2289 Sep 1993 12:18:43 -0500
>>________________________________________________________________________________
>>
>>> >> > >> >>>All Tims are illusions, except for Lunch Tim, who is doubly so.
>>
>>> >> > >> >>Tim flies like an arrow.
>>
>>> >> > >> >Tim keeps on slippin' into the future.
>>
>>> >> > >> Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the Tim.
>>
>>> >> > >Tim after Tim.
>>
>>> >> > But This Tim... Is The Last Tim.
>>
>>> >> He was the best of Tims, he was the worst of Tims.
>>
>>> >These are the Tims that try mens' souls...
>>
>>> Give me One Moment in Tim...
>>
>>Tim flies by when you're the driver of a train
>>As you ride on the footplate, there and back again,
>
>I believe it's Tim for me to fly...
Now I'm going out to buy a packet of Tim Tims.
(Hmm, "Tim Tim Slam", anybody?)
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>We must use Tim as a tool, not as a couch.
>(JF Kennedy)
I've got bits of apple on my keyboard now...
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Pooglian
Screwtape seemed to say:
>trog schrieb:
>>We must use Tim as a tool, not as a couch.
>>(JF Kennedy)
>
>I've got bits of apple on my keyboard now...
And here I didn't think they made slrn for the Mac.
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Nol Smi
blurted out :
>On Sat, 11 Dec 1999 00:32:01 +1100, s...@ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
>wrote:
>>Donald Welsh schrieb:
>>>You cannot kill Tim without injuring eternity.
>>
>>Sigged.
>Digested and sigged. Is there anything the Oracle (and RHOD) can't do?
1. Scramble an egg inside its shell.
2. I don't know. Why don't you ask the Oracle?
3. Help a teenage attention seeker grow up.
4. Wait patiently for someone else to make an obvious joke.
5. Have a bar-b-que without argueing about the spices.
6. There is no answer #6.
7. End a thread.
8. Chuck wood.
9. Communal felch.
10. Start a cross-posting pseudo meta-cascade without interruption.
Nol "Wait. Nix that last one." Smi
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Nol Smi <nol...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> >Digested and sigged. Is there anything the Oracle (and RHOD) can't
do?
>
> 2. I don't know. Why don't you ask the Oracle?
> 3. Help a teenage attention seeker grow up.
> 4. Wait patiently for someone else to make an obvious joke.
> 5. Have a bar-b-que without argueing about the spices.
> 6. There is no answer #6.
> 7. End a thread.
> 8. Chuck wood.
> 9. Communal felch.
> 10. Start a cross-posting pseudo meta-cascade without interruption.
>
> Nol "Wait. Nix that last one." Smi
You sickos just leave me out of this!
I guess moma wasn't kidding when she said tehre ain't no rest for the
wicked.
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